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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
  • Relationship Advice 101: "The hotter the girl, the lonelier she is because most guys are scared to talk to her." | Two and a Half Men on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

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  • @rakoon6198
    @rakoon6198 Год назад +337

    "Couldn't you have....just loved me?" Gets me every time

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 2 года назад +337

    “Are you drunk?” ….. “a little” 😂😂😂

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Год назад +199

    Alan: "What do you mean 'better', who's better than Jake?!"
    Charlie: ... "Why, no one Alan! He's the pinnacle of male evolution."
    One of my Top10 Charles Harper one-liners.🤣🤣🤣

    • @ukacaic774
      @ukacaic774 9 месяцев назад +6

      Thank you. :fp Hahaha

  • @shezziesbaby
    @shezziesbaby Год назад +57

    “Thought you said he got dumped” 😂😂

  • @Minolla
    @Minolla 2 года назад +309

    Love the scenes when the 3 of them have diner. Always so funny.

    • @chicagoan6342
      @chicagoan6342 2 года назад +7

      But they play with the food 😂

    • @pepingrillin3995
      @pepingrillin3995 Год назад +5

      The chemistry between them is great. It’s pretty difficult to find child actors who can fit so well with the grown ups and they did a great job casting Jake.

    • @rockysalvatore435
      @rockysalvatore435 Год назад +1

      Aren't you going to simp for Kyrie

    • @Minolla
      @Minolla Год назад +3

      @@rockysalvatore435 What are you talking about?

  • @unknown1235
    @unknown1235 Год назад +79

    When both Jake and Allan questioned him “ really?!!!”😂

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930
    @solanoscrossoverproduction3930 11 месяцев назад +36

    “Nope, my cookies.”

  • @phoenixlasas3639
    @phoenixlasas3639 9 месяцев назад +41

    "Sorry numb nuts jr"😂😂😂

  • @ArcadeChan
    @ArcadeChan 2 месяца назад +4

    Both: “really”?
    Love that! 😂😂😂

  • @Andyeli19
    @Andyeli19 2 года назад +161

    I really shouldn’t be giving him relationship advice that would help him reproduce should I?😂😂😂

  • @aveshsingh491
    @aveshsingh491 2 года назад +44

    "2:38 This piece of advice was given to EZIO AUDITORE which made him ask out CRISTINA"

  • @fonkamex
    @fonkamex 3 месяца назад +3

    That advise from uncle Charlie is one of the best of these episodes.
    I wish I learn it 30 years ago!

  • @tmrevenge
    @tmrevenge 5 месяцев назад +4

    If I had money like Charlie I'd purchase many bags of cookies

  • @sonna33
    @sonna33 8 месяцев назад +15

    Why didn't I pay attention to charlie's tips when I binge watched it😂😂

  • @tarikopacin216
    @tarikopacin216 Год назад +107

    "Little boy, my ass! He's a bottomless pit and i'm tired of going for a snack and licking cookie dust out of the bag"
    "Why no one Alan, he's the pinicle of male evolution."
    "I really shouldn't give him advice that will help him reproduce, should I?"
    Charlie is a savege in this episode!!!
    LMAO 😂😂

  • @awalk5177
    @awalk5177 2 года назад +252

    There were some brilliant actors in this series while Charlie Sheen was there. All of them were excellent comedy timing, expressions and body language. It's a shame it went down a level after Charlie left. As they say, if it ain't broke , don't fix it. It wasn't broke. Charlie Sheen had his problems but they did not show on screen.

    • @DickiMonster
      @DickiMonster Год назад +17

      Not show on screen? The guy was drunk and high on set

    • @awalk5177
      @awalk5177 Год назад +24

      @@DickiMonster Really, he always seemed very sharp and brilliant comedy timing which is quite difficult. Certainly, better than his substitute.

    • @nthabix
      @nthabix Год назад +12

      @@awalk5177 Clearly he stopped being a functional addict if they had to fire him. Imagine working with him during his bad trips or withdrawals. It's unprofessional But I would love to see the scenes or bloopers they had to take out because of his fuckups

    • @awalk5177
      @awalk5177 Год назад +13

      @@nthabix That would be a valid point if it were true, but apparently he didn't have "bad trips and withdrawals" from interviews with other cast members he was always performing really well on set. It was a personality class with a manager that got him terminated. For that reason I don't think you will find out takes of the kind you are looking for.

    • @AlexCornetto-cr5hx
      @AlexCornetto-cr5hx Год назад +5

      Those problems practically did show by season 8. He was looking sickly, he kept zoning out between people's lines, he looked a mess.

  • @1abi07
    @1abi07 Год назад +15

    Losing Charlie is like losing the soul of the show. That’s why original fans never accepted the second version.

  • @keno1069
    @keno1069 8 месяцев назад +10

    Charlie’s advice is sound. I know more than one beautiful girl in college who is never approached because guys are intimidated by their looks. I wish I knew this when I was younger!

    • @fonkamex
      @fonkamex 3 месяца назад +1

      Same here! I wish I had an uncle like Charlie 30 years ago!

  • @r6love19
    @r6love19 2 года назад +99

    So this is how Pete landed Kim lol 😂

    • @KINGJAMES-rp3ex
      @KINGJAMES-rp3ex 2 года назад +4

      He kinda reminds me of Pete

    • @sjtimmer7
      @sjtimmer7 2 года назад +2

      Which Pete? Which Kim? Which show?

    • @Carousel5883
      @Carousel5883 2 года назад +3

      This is the comment of the year

    • @IslanderloverBKK
      @IslanderloverBKK 2 года назад +3

      @@sjtimmer7 Kim Kardashian and Pete D😃

    • @jimhardiman7735
      @jimhardiman7735 2 года назад +4

      He landed her because shes a single mom... Anybody can land a single mom. 😂

  • @dacat8171
    @dacat8171 10 месяцев назад +9

    'Rrrrrreally?' 😂

  • @peacefulwraith
    @peacefulwraith Год назад +8

    some guys get dumped sooner and later😂😂😂 jake and alan 😂 Charlie was the best😂

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 11 месяцев назад +7

    Believe me drunk advice is the best

  • @iiTzAussieJay
    @iiTzAussieJay 8 месяцев назад +4

    Come on dad I wasn’t born 20 years ago 😂😂😂 Jake is funny

  • @jonebert7716
    @jonebert7716 2 года назад +44

    Sage advice from charlie is classic

  • @rootsma5746
    @rootsma5746 Год назад +8

    Never watched this show before, but after watching several clips I will be checking out the series

  • @branimirgenev8019
    @branimirgenev8019 2 года назад +12

    Maybe this works when you're a kid, but when you're adult it's rather the opposite 😁

  • @ricardosom7766
    @ricardosom7766 2 года назад +9

    He wasn’t even born 20 years ago..
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RWAC685
    @RWAC685 Год назад +7

    Nope My Cookies, Uncle Charlie Is A Savage.

  • @SZRLM
    @SZRLM 2 года назад +30

    How is this Charlie breaking the bro code? Thought it would be time he makes a deal not to sleep with Jake's date's mother and does anyways.

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 Год назад +4

      Let's not forget Charity Kirshenbaum. DEFINITELY breaking the bro code there - quite literally!

    • @sotsubreivaj
      @sotsubreivaj Год назад +1

      Yes, the tittle refers to something that happens later in this episode.

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 Год назад

      Clearly, this moron uploaded the scenes that had nothing to with the title. Yet, he uploads the parts of the episode when Charlie broke the bro code.

  • @enochtrust7662
    @enochtrust7662 2 года назад +23

    So Jake is disturbing you.... Charlie

  • @johnwatkinson7451
    @johnwatkinson7451 Год назад +12

    Brilliantly written

  • @MasterOfViewership
    @MasterOfViewership 2 года назад +10

    0:14 She did him dirty right there. Seriously, my 3 least favorite characters are
    Judith
    Evelyn
    Eldridge

  • @amateurgolfer6947
    @amateurgolfer6947 2 года назад +32

    I like these episodes and script writing very much .. this equation was awesome and very funny.. later they made Allen imposing on Charlie forcefully. That could be due to the fight chuck lorrie and Charlie sheen had .. chuck played high moral later but he’ played it low here, before Charlie leaving the show. His role was made less important ineffective and that broke up his confidence in the show.

  • @munenex
    @munenex 2 года назад +27

    01:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jamesthevampire7172
    @Jamesthevampire7172 8 месяцев назад +4

    2:39.that’s great advice.

  • @bhanuwadhwani6337
    @bhanuwadhwani6337 2 года назад +7

    Your father said : you got dumped 😂

  • @mosoniochakre8205
    @mosoniochakre8205 11 месяцев назад +6

    Judith is really pretty 😍

  • @retmania
    @retmania 2 года назад +101

    I think Judith is extremely attractive, i know she's a toxic character, but i still do her

    • @tiktaktictac
      @tiktaktictac 2 года назад +49

      that's a surefire way to end up like Alan my friend 🤣

    • @joshitheyoshi2533
      @joshitheyoshi2533 2 года назад

      Same man. She is hot af in a suburban jewish milf kind of way.

    • @charlesxchaves
      @charlesxchaves 2 года назад +3

      Hmm i dunno about that fam

    • @joelnishanth3114
      @joelnishanth3114 2 года назад +27

      As long as you don't marry her, you are safe.

    • @bpnk5237
      @bpnk5237 2 года назад +4

      @@tiktaktictac just do don't marry.

  • @smitprmr
    @smitprmr 2 года назад +15

    The old episode still makes me laugh alone. New one are bs

  • @sarcasmcafe9860
    @sarcasmcafe9860 2 года назад +8

    Why, no one Alan?

  • @danieldelange1583
    @danieldelange1583 2 года назад +5

    I’m calling bullsh*t😂😂😂

  • @eduarditohernandez2895
    @eduarditohernandez2895 2 года назад +5

    Same as me at rhs with d.r.

  • @NkosilathiKezzmanMabuzaIV
    @NkosilathiKezzmanMabuzaIV Месяц назад

    “He is the pinnacle of male evolution”

  • @luiscristaldo9198
    @luiscristaldo9198 7 месяцев назад +1

    What episode is this?

  • @santhosh4567
    @santhosh4567 2 года назад +7

    Who is better than Jake 😂😂

    • @santhosh4567
      @santhosh4567 Год назад

      @Lashiv b Hello 50% divorced people..

  • @baal1999
    @baal1999 Год назад +8

    When Charlie Sheen was there, they had great actors, great authors AND GREAT CHARACTERS you could made up so much hillarious stories with. Thereafter everything was turned into woke bullsh**.

    • @rockysalvatore435
      @rockysalvatore435 Год назад

      Tbf they casted a silicon valley tech boi LMAO. They were dead on

  • @buzzbatra3
    @buzzbatra3 Год назад +3

    Classic Charlie

  • @pheonixridone8940
    @pheonixridone8940 2 года назад +5

    2:44 tried the trick didn't work and 15 years later all i got is numbness 😑 in my heart when it comes to love. 29 year old Virgin 😶.

  • @expatinbrazil
    @expatinbrazil Год назад +1

    Actually that advice works most of the time !
    If you are 16 !

  • @agonzhinipotoku473
    @agonzhinipotoku473 2 года назад +8

    What episode and season is this

    • @marcusham2496
      @marcusham2496 2 года назад +4

      Kinda Like Necrophilia (Season 5, Episode 10)

    • @sahilboxer-nb6rk
      @sahilboxer-nb6rk 5 месяцев назад

      @@marcusham2496Ty bro gbu

  • @nole142
    @nole142 Год назад +2

    Numb nuts jr.
    😆

  • @whatkiwilikes9782
    @whatkiwilikes9782 2 года назад +3

    Numb nuts 😂😂😂

  • @tausifuzzaman2649
    @tausifuzzaman2649 Год назад +2

    What happened to Charlie after he broke the bro code ?

  • @jaredmayo5820
    @jaredmayo5820 8 месяцев назад +1

    Direct deposit tactics

  • @kelvinmpofu8490
    @kelvinmpofu8490 3 месяца назад

    She sent an email? LOL.

  • @chandanainbox5026
    @chandanainbox5026 10 месяцев назад +2

    Timing bro😂

  • @combinedstudy6427
    @combinedstudy6427 2 года назад +3

    I thought you said he got dumped.

  • @koachs77
    @koachs77 Год назад +2

    Just realized how hott Judith really is , wow

  • @vishalsinghi881
    @vishalsinghi881 2 года назад +2

    Not what said

  • @pebetetete
    @pebetetete 2 года назад +5

    Broke up by email? Sus...

  • @whitebird_
    @whitebird_ 2 года назад +5

    Men! Men! Men!! Men!!!

  • @barakarabolad2719
    @barakarabolad2719 Год назад +1

    which season and episode is this??

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Год назад

      Season 5 Episode 10, "Kinda Like Necrophilia"

  • @burtonpierre417
    @burtonpierre417 2 года назад +1

    Yep I choose choose cookies to lol

  • @M6eer305
    @M6eer305 Год назад

    What episode

  • @talhamansoor7158
    @talhamansoor7158 Год назад +3

    Sooner and later😂

  • @maryjohughes6455
    @maryjohughes6455 Год назад +1

    ZACH BECKY

  • @hbmai3945
    @hbmai3945 2 месяца назад

    REALLY? Both at the same time.

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusic 6 месяцев назад

    call Nicole Amali and ask her out

  • @sebastiancaris
    @sebastiancaris 5 месяцев назад

    2:39 that is SO NOT TRUE

  • @NIRAJ023
    @NIRAJ023 2 года назад +3

    So how right is Charlie, ladies?

  • @georgebrice8329
    @georgebrice8329 3 месяца назад

    Charlie tried with Jake but problem is he has dad simpness also he ungrateful

  • @dastan285
    @dastan285 2 года назад +1

    Charlie 🤣

  • @bengibson8613
    @bengibson8613 Год назад +1

    I know Jack is going through I know feels like to be damed I’ve been damed for 30 years

  • @andrewbao6373
    @andrewbao6373 9 месяцев назад

    Jake got dumped

  • @stephendoing2253
    @stephendoing2253 11 месяцев назад +2

    Lol

  • @dam9221
    @dam9221 2 года назад +3

    🤣

  • @NaumanKhan-oj4gs
    @NaumanKhan-oj4gs Год назад +1

    😄

  • @bravoodoo
    @bravoodoo Год назад +1

    😂😂😂 omg

  • @the_sharply_dressed_gentle6079
    @the_sharply_dressed_gentle6079 2 месяца назад

    Judith is such a jerk

  • @morgansandberg2346
    @morgansandberg2346 2 года назад +1

    Aaas

  • @drive-2786
    @drive-2786 Год назад +3

    The Jew shouldn't had fired charlie

  • @Master_Goldy
    @Master_Goldy Год назад +1

    What season and episode is this

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Год назад

      Season 5 Episode 10, "Kinda Like Necrophilia"

  • @NIRAJ023
    @NIRAJ023 2 года назад +2

    So how right is Charlie, ladies?