how to be racist and not get in trouble
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- A step-by-step guide on how to be racist... and get away with it.
Brought to you by the guy who makes so many gay and racist videos that it wouldn't surprise you if he one day came out as a gay racist.
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as a french person, the second you said "there are people we're allowed to make fun of" i immediately knew what was coming
I was waiting for "the Irish" but it didn't come
@@dylc5604I sense there is a joke there, but can’t figure out what
Je m’en doutais aussi
@@davidji2030 I just think nobody likes the Irish. Maybe it's just Irish people don't like Irish people
@@dylc5604 damn, I thought there is a joke in that “didn’t come” part, but I guess I was just overthinking lol
When he said "TOGETHER?" I spit out my water
I snorted 😂
I too had a funny overeaction involving bodily functions
I shidded
I suffocated on this line.
I had to replay it
"List of groups you could always make fun of because everyone hate these people: white women, feminist, the British, the French, the French, the French, Ni....." the best line in the video
Personally I think it's more of the British, the British, the French, the French, the French, the ones in Paris.
Yeah you're right, everyone's prejudiced against ni
Ninjas
I lost my shit at that line xD
@@why1513you forgot the ones in Paris
feminsits
The best way to learn is from the people with the best experience
Be a shame if everyone here watched Europa The Last Battle documentary..
👴
@@HenryfordisrightAnother unexpected place I've seen that mentioned lol
@AntiwhitismIsJealousy just trying to farm lurkers and make the army bigger lol
@@Henryfordisright Figures. I've seen those accounts disappear pretty quickly. You probably know that though
I didn't know nihilists were a group you could always make fun of
Well yeah... what are they gonna do about it?!
@@MattJDylanNothing. Because it doesn’t matter.
@@bradyrewell6130 (thanks for closing the joke)
Underrated comment, using the "Ni..." part and intentionally misinterpreting it... genius lol
He meant Nincompoops, right?
I am The British, and even if you make fun, as long as you make fun of French "people", we will stand by you until the end.
Hey mate, can i have a booh’o’waah’er please fam? The weather is good innit lad?
@@Zangiefputaotd2 "The weather is good"? Stupid frog. The weather is never good.
One thing british and italians can always agree on, "at least we are not french" :')
@@MattJDylanand one thing every French can agree on : at least we aren't anything but French
@@remibarres4999 Yeah, and Italians and English... french made anyway, both countries, even more so England. Like half the english words are french, they just like to try and put down the OG
As a french guy, I find this outrageous.
Please don't stop.
the world has progressed past the need of france.
starting program Francois_Deletus_Ultimate3000.exe
You didn’t censor Fr*nch
@@graduation_bear neither did the video
@@graduation_bear That's why we speak english fluently to be able to roast you in your own language
la no speak your language
Al is so kind to give a free educational guide on how to be racist, a true hero
i feel like i slept on a joke. what did he mean at the end when he said that she should be taking it seriously?
@MadInc. She's part of the red white women on Al's shirt
You are the ai
@@yellez_moof he didn't even day ai lol
I just watched a video (different one) that was released 55 minutes ago now your here on a video posted 54 minutes ago and you commented on both I am conviced that you are an ai who comments based on the title of the video
WE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF CASUAL RACISM AND INTO COMPETITIVE WITH THIS BOYS 🎉🥳
wait a minute, people out here doing ranked competitive r@czm
69th like, enjoy your day Sir Davinci.
Shit, I've seen this joke before, but I don't remember where! Edit: Max0r!
@@vedal1358 I'm done using meth for good
Now I use it for evil.
ranked mode
"The french, the french, the french" 💀 the frogs are always the ones getting picked on😂
You missed the 'ni' at the end
@@intesllar Nickleback?
i never understood why xp
Probably just nincompoops. I mean he'd never dare...
@@jameslian995 your president is Joe Biden.
The reason he never gets heat for his content is
1.) Because his target audience and fan base are people who enjoy this kind of edgy humor, his entire brand is being offensive, when actors get in trouble for the “bad” things they say or do, it’s because their work reaches those sensitive groups of people, but when he makes THIS content specifically no one is gonna care
2). Because he’s funny
What are you on about? Reaches those sensitive groups? His jokes are edgy, but they aren’t offensive. There is always a twist that either makes himself or white people the punchline or creates a situation so absurd as to not be taken seriously.
If you can’t see the difference between his brand and the trash that is people like Ricky Gervais, then the problem is with you bub.
Honestly the way those skits are written really makes them actually not offensive and it seems to me that the target audience is not the reason this doesn't backfire.
Yeah, this video is more bordering real racism compared to all the other stuff I've seen from him. Which is all funny and aware. It would suck if this guy came out as genuinely racist.
@@K8ttiNo, he's being funny. You can tell his sincere beliefs because in all of his racism skits he always gives white people and the state of white supremacy heat. He says halfway "we dont make fun of white people," which is itself making fun of race humor, because most people who claim to like edgy humor only ever make fun of non-white races. OP and all the people liking this comment and similar comments just aren't actually catching his jokes and his veiled but illustrated beliefs.
Trust me, this dude isn't racist, but a lot of people in these comments are a little. That's the West for ya.
@@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 No you guys that’s not the point. This actually is meant to be just a little more racist than his casual fare, that _is_ the joke.
I do this everyday, and I can confirm these work 100%.
unlike those dang immigrants.
@@DarthZ01 yo chill bro my family are working
Be a shame if everyone here watched Europa The Last Battle documentary..
@@why1513you shouldn’t take that seriously
@@Henryfordisrightong
Al is the only guy who could make a minute and a half video about race jokes and yet have it all build up to a punchline about white women in the last 10 seconds 😂
*_white_
Man slam dunked on every race possible and fixed it with an "I was joking". What an absolute legend.
That's outrageous! This whole comment section making fun of racism. We have to take the issue seriously. How else are we gonna get rid of the blacks?
The only thing that makes me instantly dismiss someone's opinions is when they get offended on another's behalf even if that person doesn't feel offended.
First thing to mind is empathy.
Do you have an example?
@@PearlOnyx_Found a good example: ruclips.net/user/shortsFZNAF0ILxN0?feature=share
@@PearlOnyx_Found a good example: ruclips.net/user/shortsFZNAF0ILxN0
People who don't know jokes or are not too accepting of jokes 😂😂
The french, the french, the french, ni-
what is ni??
@@StenellaFr✨ni-ni-ni-nickelodeon✨
@@StenellaFryou need to solve the riddle to understand :
"I am loud and obnoxious
I like music that ryhmes
I'm a fraction of the population
But I commit half the crimes !
Who am I ?"
@@gigachad6885 nightclubbers?
please someone, help me get it
As a baguette myself, I can confirm that making fun of Omelettes du Fromage is the baseline for true friendship or relationship. Don't ask why it is just how it works.
"HEE HEE HEE HON HON HON"
- French people, probably
Oh Dexter, Dexter, French is the language of love! Oh say it again Dexter!
You are not french
I'm French, and I approve this message
Wave a white flag while saying that.
This guy is just checking how far you can go with racist jokes without getting canceled. I love it.
Truly one of the most useful and educational videos on RUclips. Thank you Al 🙏
The "together!?" Had me laughing longer than i reasonably should
😂
As an unironic racist who has yet to appear on the front page of Twitter I can confirm his methods work
Dude. Wtf....
So you're slacking off and proud of it?! smh my head
bro these replys really dont understand what satire is do they
@@ezeygames1914 why do you think I didn't reply to any of them lmao it'd be a waste of words
@@rooster1610 fair
This guy is a master at this. I'm all ears 😂
I'd make fun of you being all ears, but I'm not sure if it's approved bigotry.
u might wanna see a doctor if ur all ears
"or if you feel like you don't understand social interactions enough" Genius. Love it when people hide things in plain sight. Like an advert for merchandise. 🤣
I've been having a hard time being racist lately and this tutorial really helped! You should do more of these you're a great motivator!
Bro i laugh my ass off at every one of your videos, keep it up dude
0:55 this is hilarious. I love 'The French' is stated multiple times, and then I was surprised by 'The ni' I seriously thought I was going to see the word, if you know what I mean. Also I thought French people wern't real. Guess i'm wrong.
Yes indeed we're not even people 👍 thx
I watched this as soon as it came out. This is hilarious and I'm glad I was early. 😂
Saw the title from my notifications and had to click. This video has already solved half of my life problems.
Oh and the hate for feminsits is just really relatable. Those damn feminsits...
No dude…Feminists not feminists ☝🏼
@@ptr1239 look again.
@@ptr1239 did u look again? Cuz he did write feminsits and you did write feminists twice.
“Together?!” Made me chuckle
I was in a discord group and one of the mods posted a VERY racist video about muslims (bassically he believed all muslims are terrorists). The most ironic part? He literally wrote the rule that racism was not allowed. When i called him out on it he said "i am allowed to bend the rules for common sense". The owner of the server didnt even ban or mute him because "he was the original owner of the server". Needless to say i dumped that server
True, people on internet do NOT care about me and they completely destroy me when they hear that I am a white feminist girl partially french and also partially British
And descendent of a ni
Well then, if you say you're partially French and partially British then you might as well say you're not French and not British. That's such a weird way of putting it.
@@Cipher_Paul So then I’m nothing? I’m from the void?
@@barbaradps828I mean you did say you’re a woman
This man is BEYOND GENIUS
I respect your use of comedy,
and I would die to defend it.
Best setup for a merch drop I’ve seen yet.
Best qoute ever:
“List of people to make fun of because everyone hates them, the british, the French, the French, the French, the French, the French”
world needs more people like you
And fewer ni-
I’m stealing this presentation for my social policy class
This man can never be cancelled
True, you can't be cancelled if you're not living
bro they fuckin canceled elvis 😭😭😭 being alive dont mean shit
0:33 uncle ruckus technique
Your comedy is so what this generation needs!
I’m a black woman and just came across your channel. I haven’t been able to stop watching 😂😂😂. I’m a new subscriber ❤🎉
Lovely video, now I can finally do what I love while being accepted 😊
As a french person i have to say that..
I love your videos, keep doing what you're doing. You've reencarnated comedie gold.
Stanley Parable Elevator at the end lol. Ooo, instead the loading screen says, “THEFRENCHTHEFRENCHTHEFRENCHTHEFRENCH…”
“The ni-“ 😂
Negus-noun HISTORICAL
a hot drink of port, sugar, lemon, and spice.
I do this all the time, just without any of the advise I just get arrested for hate speech
"You're right. You should be taking this seriously" The look of you failed the test.
You could unironically create and sell a course on how to be funny, and everyone would still call you a scammer. But it would be funny, which is all that matters.
Mum: Come on you have to go to school.
Me: Hold on I'm already studying.
It didn’t work
I wouldn't make fun of ninjas if I were you.
Or you just add a "👴🏻"
Lmao "the British, the french, the french, the french, ni" cuts off omfg its to funny
Love your shorts and I just keep thinking how you’re avoiding getting cancelled
Who has actually been cancelled?
(I’m not joking)
After all, if Mel Gibson can be a racist, sexist, antisemitic domestic abuser and still be working in Hollywood - who actually gets cancelled?
@@timbrown4086different set of rules for Hollywood and politicians
This guy's face, voice and sense of humour are totally doing my head in!! He resembles a mate of mine from high school soooo fucking closely! It's taking every ounce of brainpower to remember that they are not the same dude
So.. why are we all here again?
As a French I expect people to make jokes about us as soon as I say I am French on the internet.
Whoever manages to tell me one that I haven't already read earns my respect.
Bonus: The ones about surrender, frogs, snails or being rude are expired. And you can only do them if you're an old dude over 50 who only goes to RUclips to watch tutorials, an American who sucks at history (ahah), or a dumb kid under 16.
Grade A copium.
There's one major way you can be racist with minimal to no consequences:
1) Be black.
Thank you for reading.
even liberals hate jesse lee peterson
As an Irishman, I frequently find myself dunking on the British.
Al cant be canceled the man is to funny
Also first but that doesn't really matter all that matters is that we have fun
Sadly masteroogway didnt get this on his fyp💀
I know this is a joke but sometimes I feel uncomfortable watching these videos
The hard *R* is very proud
"You're right.."
“The French, the french, the french, ni”
best ad for merch I've ever seen. buying a shirt now
As a french person, i can confirm that even the french hate the french so approved.
Twitter be like:
Racism against any other race: real shit
Racism against whites: I sleep
Jschlatt been real quiet since your channel showed up 🗿
My favorite racist joke, anytime somebody says, "_____ people", so any kind of people, follow up with:
" people... is a strong word"
instructions unclear and now I've discovered the front page of twitter involuntarily
White screen, black shirt, TOGETHER ?!
My guy really made this masterpiece as an ad
The tutorial we all needed but didn't deserve.
This reminds me that i hadn't been racist towards my foreign friend in a while. I will do so immediately after i watch a few more of your videos.
The fact that we opened this video to learn!"
I'm glad someone wrote down what I've been feeling recently
If I had one criticism of Al's videos, it's that I have to watch each of them multiple times because I bust out laughing at the punchlines every 10 seconds, and miss the next setup because I can't hear it over my own laughter. So, to actually hear the setups, I have to watch it at least three times, then to catch the subtle, comedic genius Easter eggs of the setup, I have to watch another 2 or 3 times, while trying not to laugh at the same jokes. Al is either a total freaking genius, or he's RUclips's greatest, most popular scam artist. I haven't laughed so hard at a comedian since the late Norm MacDonald's last standup set.
As a french I'm kinda offended
as a french guy , I don't understand why people make fun of us. I really want to know
If I ever get twitter I will make sure to not use any of this and get as many people as possible angry
As a European, I can confirm there’s nothing wrong with ripping on the French
bro made the list and used it
Narrator: *"He did not, in fact, get in trouble for this one."*
Dude is a habitual line stepper... And I dig that about you!
I looked through every comment; there is not a single negative or angry one on this video. This guy is truly an outlier and I don’t understand it 😂
As a Hungarian, I am gonna ask to borrow your charger just so I can steal the copper wires and sell them for good money🤑
It's alarming how meta Al has gotten. Are we all just living in one of his skits?
OMG, this is an AI channel???
-totally not a white french woman feminist btw.
nah dude bro is the Van Gogh of racism , this is art 💀💀💀
going on my most important playlist
Thank you for the tutorial good sir. Trying these now in my neighbourhood and will give an update on how it went
As a white woman, I’m absolutely appalled…that I’m not wearing this shirt!
you forgot to add the french in the list of groups you can make fun of
The loophole of racism 😂😂😂
ok, i had to laugh at the one with which car races sucks most. (WASN'T expecting that one). and the washing machine. (how do i keep not expecting these?????? lol) "the french, the french, the french" got me too hahaaa
Before the video started, there was an ad for The Boys and somehow even that made sense with the title of the video.
We actually got racism tutorial before gta VI
"the french, the french, the french, ni" 😭😭😭💀💀💀