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  • @BeingScared
    @BeingScared 3 года назад +11415

    Best thumbnail of all time

  • @LInk02
    @LInk02 3 года назад +9185

    Don’t forget about Jin Sakai, and Steve from Minecraft🤔

  • @yes8807
    @yes8807 3 года назад +958

    "I used 2 be a Viking"
    **Says with intense Australian accent**

    • @user-si7nd3tr1v
      @user-si7nd3tr1v 3 года назад +9

      So funny rlmao

    • @JoJoFJ
      @JoJoFJ 3 года назад +4

      Cries in dane

    • @chump4363
      @chump4363 3 года назад +4

      no *sad Australian person noises*

    • @Mgaming61
      @Mgaming61 3 года назад +3

      As you said I am confused as if he was trying to do a British accent or an Australian accent

    • @kayzz1261
      @kayzz1261 3 года назад +2

      Atoriam british not Australian

  • @eeeiwal
    @eeeiwal 3 года назад +1641

    Cory: VALHALLA!
    Kid next door: Mom, he's doing it again

  • @aeri15
    @aeri15 3 года назад +1946

    Cory: "I used to be a viking"
    Me: "I thought you were a samurai"

    • @taoshiiin09
      @taoshiiin09 3 года назад +129

      He used to be a Viking now he’s a samurai

    • @wvexum3488
      @wvexum3488 3 года назад +6

      That’s wut I said

    • @wvexum3488
      @wvexum3488 3 года назад +4

      Samurai hate vikings

    • @yousifsultan628
      @yousifsultan628 3 года назад +21

      Hes not a samurai hes a SHOGUN

    • @erick_fire2128
      @erick_fire2128 3 года назад +3

      Me: wait if he a Viking what happen to the Samurai shogun

  • @bloodyinkblot660
    @bloodyinkblot660 3 года назад +1087

    “Im a Viking.... samurai slice that like button” CHOOSE YOUR PROFESSION

  • @jordin_nll8820
    @jordin_nll8820 3 года назад +447

    BRUH I SAID “BLESS U. ”, THIS LIKE ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES HE HASN’T SAID “THANK YOU!”

  • @ilai_craft5084
    @ilai_craft5084 3 года назад +1286

    15:56
    Cory: *Sneezes*
    Me: ... Bless you. (As always)
    Cory: *continues video without a thank you*
    Me: 👁️👄👁️🔪

  • @deadmanne8126
    @deadmanne8126 3 года назад +585

    Cory: “IM A VOIKING”
    Me: Isn’t there a katana behind you? Choose one cory.

    • @obitouchiha9446
      @obitouchiha9446 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @Ind5go
      @Ind5go 3 года назад +5

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE the hell is up with you user-

    • @blukoolaid
      @blukoolaid 3 года назад +1

      @@sheepking2181 oooo

    • @imonfreeman5693
      @imonfreeman5693 3 года назад

      @@blukoolaid oooo

    • @vaunn5860
      @vaunn5860 3 года назад

      @@imonfreeman5693 oooo

  • @ZACCEX
    @ZACCEX 3 года назад +1523

    Cory: "IM A VIKING!"
    Also Cory: *talks with an Australian accent*

    • @toffeetimmy666
      @toffeetimmy666 3 года назад +23

      😂😂 was gonna say!! I don’t think I sound like that!!!

    • @linkisntzelda
      @linkisntzelda 3 года назад +5

      @Emma [fuск ме] ТАР ОN MY РIC Car milk?

    • @xxkillemxx4862
      @xxkillemxx4862 3 года назад +7

      Lmaoooo

    • @GarnetsWeb
      @GarnetsWeb 3 года назад +15

      Exactly😂 But to be fair the Norwegian accent isn't that strong in my opinion. It obviously doesn't sound like someone who natively speaks English, but I wouldn't be able to distinguish it from any other country in Scandinavia, so therefore hard to copy that specific accent.

    • @memecollector1238
      @memecollector1238 3 года назад +1

      @@linkisntzelda I’m just as confused as you are 😐

  • @lukaog8331
    @lukaog8331 3 года назад +377

    When Cory screams and talks to in-game characters, I just imagine he's the actual character talking. It's 10x more funny

    • @coollkid3492
      @coollkid3492 3 года назад +3

      I didn't know the person above me whach cory

    • @eeska4959
      @eeska4959 3 года назад +5

      Like 3:02
      “May our clans be forever bonded in friendship and love”
      “I’m a Viking >:D”

    • @Oatmilk345
      @Oatmilk345 3 года назад +1

      2 boys have copied your comment you’ve made it

    • @___tiji
      @___tiji 3 года назад

      lmaoo fr bra😂😂

    • @yungtokyo3896
      @yungtokyo3896 3 года назад

      On god

  • @Hojo95348
    @Hojo95348 3 года назад +346

    Cory: "hOwe DidE YOu SuRViVe ThAt"
    RIKIWULF: *Because im built different*

  • @mendogarcia2686
    @mendogarcia2686 3 года назад +335

    His outros and bible quotes help a lot, maybe some can’t relate but it helps me in a good way

    • @fusionflare3162
      @fusionflare3162 3 года назад +13

      Now this man's is speaking Street facts

    • @emimi1
      @emimi1 3 года назад +6

      i know right 🤍

    • @champagnepapichulo6914
      @champagnepapichulo6914 3 года назад +3

      I’m atheist so 😎😎😎😎😎

    • @totallytaly1652
      @totallytaly1652 3 года назад +10

      @@champagnepapichulo6914 ok 😂

    • @ASH3R3S
      @ASH3R3S 3 года назад +14

      His Bible verses always make me feel better.
      I wish he would leave them up for a little longer so I don’t have to pause the video every time.

  • @stookef
    @stookef 3 года назад +345

    Cory: "Sneezes"
    Me: bless you...
    Me : you aint finna thank me aight then

    • @purplemilk9136
      @purplemilk9136 3 года назад +17

      Omgg I thought i was the only one lmao I went quick to the comments after that

    • @sheniyj
      @sheniyj 3 года назад +1

      I knew i wasn't the only one lol

    • @candychapotv2462
      @candychapotv2462 3 года назад

      @@purplemilk9136 LMFAOOO ME TOOOO😭

    • @oritsejolomielsieetuwewe2961
      @oritsejolomielsieetuwewe2961 3 года назад

      Howwww?

    • @Andrewdurst113
      @Andrewdurst113 3 года назад +1

      You should meet em 5 years later "YOU NEVER SAID THANK YOU"

  • @RageElixir
    @RageElixir 3 года назад +805

    Young Eivor having a bad day LOL

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 3 года назад +179

    Cory: “I USED TO BE A VIKING!”
    Cory’s accent: *aggressively australian*

  • @aseqk1
    @aseqk1 3 года назад +584

    CORY: Give me ur meat.
    Me in my head: PAUSE in berleezy voice

    • @boiledegg146
      @boiledegg146 3 года назад +9

      Lmao

    • @nasiragoat114
      @nasiragoat114 3 года назад +9

      That's every time any youtuber say anything sus😂💯

    • @unemio147
      @unemio147 3 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @christianmejia9432
      @christianmejia9432 3 года назад +9

      I did it in a rcdworld1 voice

    • @zeke730
      @zeke730 3 года назад +3

      you know whats funny I was just about to comment that

  • @nxgget7071
    @nxgget7071 3 года назад +573

    Cory: African American
    Cory: Speaks Japanese
    Cory: “British”
    Cory Now: “Viking”
    Me:👁👄👁

    • @moonchild2118
      @moonchild2118 3 года назад +28

      It’s like a mix of British and Australian 😂😂

    • @notshondrella
      @notshondrella 3 года назад +3

      i was your 69th like 😌✋

    • @nampizza6561
      @nampizza6561 3 года назад +3

      hello charlie

    • @mecobarnes6578
      @mecobarnes6578 3 года назад

      Cory is everthing

    • @Roserosey04
      @Roserosey04 3 года назад

      His British and his Viking is a bit off but that’s fine it’s all fun

  • @trishh7831
    @trishh7831 3 года назад +254

    Me: *looks at thumbnail*
    Me: “Im alive but im dead”

    • @violet5456
      @violet5456 3 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @sparkzaggro9508
      @sparkzaggro9508 3 года назад +2

      I’m alive but I’m ded I’m alive but I’m ded I’m alive but I’m ded I’m alive but I’m ded I’m alive but I’m ded alive but I’m ded

    • @ib4cyberbr1anz91
      @ib4cyberbr1anz91 3 года назад

      GSHSHS😭😭🔊.!

  • @sefokiba
    @sefokiba 3 года назад +910

    Dude when the two kids interrupted him talking about a treasure..😂😂

  • @gboygamer1265
    @gboygamer1265 3 года назад +386

    “Evoir did you bring any treasure”
    Cory: *attempts to slay children*

    • @maniacmannie
      @maniacmannie 3 года назад +1

      right? lmaoooo

    • @godarmy4918
      @godarmy4918 3 года назад +2

      I love how no one can spell Eivor.
      (No hate, It's just funny, and if I spelt it wrong that would actually be really funny)

    • @flolaiiiii
      @flolaiiiii 3 года назад

      🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @gboygamer1265
      @gboygamer1265 3 года назад +1

      @@godarmy4918 sorry I don’t speak Viking? 😂😂😭

    • @godarmy4918
      @godarmy4918 3 года назад

      @@gboygamer1265 Yeah I know I was just saying its funny how no one can spell it, i dont even know if I spelt it right xD

  • @sillynillypickingwilly
    @sillynillypickingwilly 3 года назад +658

    "i used to be a viking, back in zhe day." 😔✋🏽

  • @happy_lobsterv1
    @happy_lobsterv1 3 года назад +159

    “YOU DONT WANT THE VIKING TO COME OUT OF ME” - Cory said in an Australian accent

    • @nytv7088
      @nytv7088 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE bot

  • @Ethosraps
    @Ethosraps 3 года назад +83

    That's how you can tell your moms raised you right -
    "Someone's gonna have to clean that up"

  • @kinghyp8188
    @kinghyp8188 3 года назад +397

    Eivor: “if you can breathe than you can fight”
    Me: starts to hold breath

  • @pea2619
    @pea2619 3 года назад +213

    “I don’t talk!”
    How many caps did Cory buy?

    • @xaaqfrmdaoh
      @xaaqfrmdaoh 3 года назад +1

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ur username

    • @philipg6579
      @philipg6579 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @t1nyb3ar78
      @t1nyb3ar78 3 года назад +1

      Quite a few...

    • @allspagonia3711
      @allspagonia3711 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ...Are you a bot too?

    • @ryanrichards9302
      @ryanrichards9302 3 года назад

      @godlyjaguar ikr lmao

  • @babydinosaurr
    @babydinosaurr 3 года назад +139

    Cory: *says he doesn’t do stealth*
    Me: Then what about Ghost of Tsushima?? 💀

  • @wickedcanines4952
    @wickedcanines4952 3 года назад +12

    I’d honestly love for Cory to continue this, this is the first time in a LONG time that I’ve actually been entertained while watching an assassins creed game.

  • @PATCHYPATCH
    @PATCHYPATCH 3 года назад +213

    Cory: "I'M A VIKING!"
    Me: "I thought you were samurai"

    • @monzobeatz6215
      @monzobeatz6215 3 года назад

      Can you go listen to Yung monzo “optimo dreams” Nd leave a feedback in the comments just need more exposure 💯💯💯

    • @Angel.Hooper.
      @Angel.Hooper. 3 года назад +2

      Your right same 😹😹😅

    • @mritten
      @mritten 3 года назад

      Lmaooo

    • @Supadupaeli39
      @Supadupaeli39 3 года назад

      VAL-HALLA!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lemmesleep1858
      @lemmesleep1858 3 года назад +1

      I thought he was THE shogun. Guess he is no longer THE shogun...
      Today is a sad day my samurai brethren

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 3 года назад +142

    "Look at the thumbnail....that's all you need to know"
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @itslanaho
      @itslanaho 3 года назад +3

      lol same

    • @kilo4791
      @kilo4791 3 года назад +2

      facts

    • @Buttclinger
      @Buttclinger 3 года назад +1

      Got 147 likes in 20 minutes. Cool

  • @autumnboone8400
    @autumnboone8400 3 года назад +2299

    When Cory sneezed, anyone say "Bless you" as a reflex?

  • @kakashiandmask5176
    @kakashiandmask5176 3 года назад +9

    22:37 bro I just screamed, when she mentioned stavanger.. my hometown lol, didn't expect it

  • @arkkon2740
    @arkkon2740 3 года назад +334

    Cory: "This might be better than Origins."
    Us: "You finished Origins?"

    • @skinnyboi7390
      @skinnyboi7390 3 года назад +17

      Ghost of tsushima spider man and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many *many* others

    • @skinnyboi7390
      @skinnyboi7390 3 года назад +3

      @@invellix3179 my bad it mixed up with ghost somehow lol

    • @dd08sgamebox88
      @dd08sgamebox88 3 года назад +2

      A bot copied this comment

    • @innocent-_-
      @innocent-_- 3 года назад +3

      Yessir we did

    • @MrCat-hu7ry
      @MrCat-hu7ry 3 года назад

      the evil within 2

  • @natexxl8215
    @natexxl8215 3 года назад +300

    Cory: look at the thumbnail"
    me: "CORY U DED?"

    • @TheShaqinator
      @TheShaqinator 3 года назад +1

      You copied this but it’s all good

    • @RealCosmicDarkrai
      @RealCosmicDarkrai 3 года назад

      Respect for that profile picture nate i loved the show

  • @xxredpandaxx3679
    @xxredpandaxx3679 3 года назад +138

    Me: Looks at the thumbnail thinking of Ghosts Of Tsushima
    Cory: VOIKING

    • @FoxNation18
      @FoxNation18 3 года назад

      He needs to finish already

  • @Exarxhyy
    @Exarxhyy 3 года назад +35

    Cory: i used to be a viking
    Samurai: am i joke to you

  • @sylozo3885
    @sylozo3885 3 года назад +95

    Cory: “Saying a sentence”
    Cory in the middle of the sentence: VALHALLA

    • @youranimehoe4278
      @youranimehoe4278 3 года назад

      @SHOOTER GAMER no sorry

    • @jeffyfansml100
      @jeffyfansml100 3 года назад

      @SHOOTER GAMER stop asking for subscribers and actually earn them.

  • @clumplum
    @clumplum 3 года назад +231

    Cory: "Look at the thumbnail"
    Me: *Plays sadness and sarrow*

  • @zachh6828
    @zachh6828 3 года назад +40

    I love how he has the god of war music in the background

  • @dandusty2083
    @dandusty2083 3 года назад +44

    kids: did you bring us any treasure?
    Cory: TREASURE!?!? *attempts to slice and dice kids*

    • @alphagerudo
      @alphagerudo 10 месяцев назад

      😂 best part when they interrupt his outro

  • @migueldilone4844
    @migueldilone4844 3 года назад +95

    Cory: yeah bro I’m a Viking.
    Also Cory: **speaks in a British accent**

    • @cheryl_mason
      @cheryl_mason 3 года назад +5

      Your profile pic is cursed

    • @jsomeyt9007
      @jsomeyt9007 3 года назад +2

      More like Australian 😂

    • @migueldilone4844
      @migueldilone4844 3 года назад

      @@cheryl_mason yare yare daze...it’s always about my profile pic these days...

  • @keithtidwell929
    @keithtidwell929 3 года назад +120

    cory has to be the only youtuber to go on a really long break, and his samurai love him even more. and can we talk about how he got almost 10k subs in a day

  • @Jmtz-kq5fy
    @Jmtz-kq5fy 3 года назад +639

    Netflix: “You still watching?”
    Somebody’s daughter: 6:16

  • @goldenpawstrikes4832
    @goldenpawstrikes4832 3 года назад +96

    Me: *sees it's Assassin's Creed*
    also me: *sees it's Cory playing it*
    *pulls out a bucket o' popcorn*
    it's my dream come true, baby.

  • @mr.h_a1787
    @mr.h_a1787 3 года назад +147

    “Look at the thumbnail that’s all you need to know”
    Me: looks at thumbnail
    Me: *S H L E E E P T*

    • @Scruffy677
      @Scruffy677 3 года назад +1

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE shut up

    • @sherthorpe7421
      @sherthorpe7421 3 года назад

      Tw

    • @Scruffy677
      @Scruffy677 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ur a bot just shut up..

    • @michaelwharrison5713
      @michaelwharrison5713 3 года назад

      Ya soooooo much botsssssss oh god plz nooooo

    • @sherthorpe7421
      @sherthorpe7421 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE bra

  • @zeemerr
    @zeemerr 3 года назад +125

    Nobody:
    Cory: I USED TO BE A VOIKING!!!

  • @audree4124
    @audree4124 3 года назад +126

    cory every game he plays: "MAN look at these GRAPHICS"

    • @audree4124
      @audree4124 3 года назад

      @F*СК ME - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ LMAO

    • @malikmcneil1953
      @malikmcneil1953 3 года назад

      nope not at all dont think so no havent herd it LOL

  • @vsaxena20
    @vsaxena20 3 года назад +14

    "I'm getting hype!"
    ME TOO! That opening, and the graphics. Friggen SICK!

  • @blawgged
    @blawgged 3 года назад +316

    Cory: "I'm a VOIKING! I don't talk! Except for the first 45 seconds of this video."
    says that at 52 seconds.

    • @voidclanx2990
      @voidclanx2990 3 года назад +1

      Lmao I was gonna say that too😭😂😂

    • @princ3sskt
      @princ3sskt 3 года назад +2

      Funny Valentine lmaoooo

    • @lungs808
      @lungs808 3 года назад

      Wow

    • @blacklivesmatteramericaand2143
      @blacklivesmatteramericaand2143 3 года назад

      kckckckckckckcm cokrockockrorckorckocrkrcorkcor *slaps 56 times hard*-Cardi B talkin bout' how stupid Cory is.

    • @lovely5688
      @lovely5688 3 года назад

      He says “that’s enough talking” at 46 seconds soo...

  • @daffodilshellreborn2783
    @daffodilshellreborn2783 3 года назад +66

    Cory: I'm about to be all up in this story
    Ghost Of Tsushima: Ay, I'm still waiting.

  • @unowwnedd3271
    @unowwnedd3271 3 года назад +151

    Nobody:
    Cory when he sees literally any female video game character: aye girl

    • @josef-1209
      @josef-1209 3 года назад +2

      @F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ew bot

    • @reekidreekid377
      @reekidreekid377 3 года назад

      @@josef-1209 im saying

    • @OnlyCrestfallen.
      @OnlyCrestfallen. 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE how about no

    • @popckyy
      @popckyy 3 года назад +1

      @F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE gtfo

    • @literaltrash5189
      @literaltrash5189 3 года назад

      DreamLess YT she my little boo thang

  • @shwogydogy1120
    @shwogydogy1120 3 года назад +47

    Imagine seeing his parents just looking at his door while recording 0:30

  • @ahmadabdul-basser5210
    @ahmadabdul-basser5210 3 года назад +168

    Cory: I will take u back to Norway where my fallen brother still lie
    ** Then proceeds to talk in a thick British accent.

    • @vibezszn7224
      @vibezszn7224 3 года назад

      @F*СК ME - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ I got my lphone

  • @MrGucci-kj8ii
    @MrGucci-kj8ii 3 года назад +340

    Nobody:
    Really nobody:
    Cory: *giving his speech about the game*
    Guy in background: *Hey... Hey.... Hey*
    Me: Dying*😭💀*

    • @rabbitalukdar7334
      @rabbitalukdar7334 3 года назад +4

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ stfu

    • @choledocholithiasis
      @choledocholithiasis 3 года назад +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ what the freak u doin' hear gurl get the hell out of here

    • @mmm77171
      @mmm77171 3 года назад +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ what the hell

    • @shiro5030
      @shiro5030 3 года назад

      time stamp?

    • @godarmy4918
      @godarmy4918 3 года назад

      The music in the background is from God of War (2018) and is spoken in Norse.

  • @bruvamasta
    @bruvamasta 3 года назад +106

    Nobody:
    Cory after every sentence: *VALHALLAAAA*

    • @PastelPochacco
      @PastelPochacco 3 года назад

      @Ï ÂM ČHŘΊŤÖFËŔ PĔŹÈŤ 6 what happened

    • @singbin
      @singbin 3 года назад +3

      @@PastelPochacco hes a self promote bot, all he do is spam the same exact comment. just report it for spam

    • @dreamlessking9
      @dreamlessking9 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ shut up

    • @PastelPochacco
      @PastelPochacco 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ just stop ✋ 😑 don’t promote that stuff here if anything don’t promote at all

    • @JustBeingQuinny
      @JustBeingQuinny 3 года назад +1

      VALHALLAAAAAAAA

  • @laylanichole3926
    @laylanichole3926 3 года назад +408

    Any other Layla’s get excited when they saw their name? No? Just me, ok

  • @manwithmelonhat
    @manwithmelonhat 3 года назад +89

    “Best thumbnail of all time”
    Yes, a picture of Cory contemplating about his life.

  • @iveliseaponte9386
    @iveliseaponte9386 3 года назад +259

    Cory really said “I’m alive but i’m dead”😭😭

  • @KPMilieu
    @KPMilieu 3 года назад +86

    Cory: Every story starts with the dad or parents being bodied
    Assassin's Creed Odyssey (Kassandra/Alexios): I was yeeted off a cliff

  • @1c3h0tel
    @1c3h0tel 3 года назад +35

    1:39 when he doesn’t watch corykenshin

    • @Electrifize
      @Electrifize 10 месяцев назад +1

      When you realize Cory left us again 1:39

    • @bornready70
      @bornready70 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Electrifize FR THO 😭

    • @alifrmfl1
      @alifrmfl1 3 месяца назад

      @@Electrifizeyooo I can’t😭😭

  • @TheRimWrangler
    @TheRimWrangler 3 года назад +142

    no one:
    Cory seeing 2 kids and a man who compliments him: *Swings Axe Uncontrollably*

  • @cloudyboi9648
    @cloudyboi9648 3 года назад +154

    Cory*sneezes*
    Me : blush you
    Him: thank you
    Also me: holdup wait a minute something ain't right

    • @yorrichiplaysyt9831
      @yorrichiplaysyt9831 3 года назад +7

      Bless you

    • @ChronicTitan
      @ChronicTitan 3 года назад +2

      It’s bless yiu

    • @DT-wx2vg
      @DT-wx2vg 3 года назад +2

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE DONT DO IT GUYS I JUST GOT 3 VIRUSES BRO OMG IM ACTUALLY REALLY SCARED RN

    • @vegitoblue4601
      @vegitoblue4601 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE reported

    • @swat_nation_96nocap90
      @swat_nation_96nocap90 3 года назад

      Every time

  • @leebruce2006
    @leebruce2006 3 года назад +82

    Cory: *Viking howls*
    Also Cory: *Plays God Of War music for the intro*
    Ight fam

  • @showtiimezakk
    @showtiimezakk 3 года назад +21

    Nobody...
    Not a single soul?
    cory: VAHLHALAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • @glizzydemolisher8143
    @glizzydemolisher8143 3 года назад +164

    Cory: Hopefully our father doesn’t get bodied they always get bodied in the beginning
    Game: You lose your mother and father.😁

    • @memecollector1238
      @memecollector1238 3 года назад +3

      *TwO fOr ThE pRicE oF One*

    • @glizzydemolisher8143
      @glizzydemolisher8143 3 года назад +1

      @@memecollector1238 indeed

    • @GarnetsWeb
      @GarnetsWeb 3 года назад +1

      That lowkey hurt when they killed the mom. Wasn't expecting that at all

    • @MakiLovesTacos
      @MakiLovesTacos 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE get tf outa here

    • @beeismail6713
      @beeismail6713 3 года назад +1

      @@MakiLovesTacos
      You read my mind

  • @shidwater5641
    @shidwater5641 3 года назад +124

    Cory’s tattered and beat up headset is the coolest thing ever like who remembers when it was brand new and glossy and now its all weathered down. thats evidence of a true grind

  • @sensus6378
    @sensus6378 3 года назад +57

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Coryxkenshin at 1am: VALHALAAAAAA

  • @liv3270
    @liv3270 3 года назад +56

    Cory: *sneezes*
    Me: bless you
    Cory:
    Me: .. *suCKA I SAID BLESS YOU*

  • @persianboy444
    @persianboy444 3 года назад +83

    15:56 *Cory Sneezes*
    Me: _Bless You_
    Cory: .......
    WHY CORY DIDN'T SAY "THANK YOU".. TwT

    • @ss.
      @ss. 3 года назад

      ...maybe because you aren't on a video call with him...

    • @yslgba2687
      @yslgba2687 3 года назад +5

      Shove Recordings r/woosh.

    • @luv4ara777
      @luv4ara777 3 года назад +8

      @@ss. that's not the point luv😭 he usually says thank u after a sneeze in his videos

    • @ss.
      @ss. 3 года назад

      @@yslgba2687 r/oh

    • @ss.
      @ss. 3 года назад +1

      @Nicolasa, she started it!

  • @natural1823
    @natural1823 3 года назад +94

    Cory: "Look at the thumbnail..."
    Us:"Someone broke in and snapped his neck"

  • @AD_-
    @AD_- 3 года назад +93

    Cory talking two seconds later “VALHALLAAAAAAAA”
    Edit:I actually got likes thx to the people who actually got the joke 😁

    • @rullvardi
      @rullvardi 3 года назад

      how is that funny? or is it even supposed to be?

    • @godarmy4918
      @godarmy4918 3 года назад

      @@rullvardi E

  • @BraddahIKI
    @BraddahIKI 3 года назад +12

    The way Cory said that 4:51 😂😂

  • @brill2997
    @brill2997 3 года назад +81

    Cory: "I don't do stealthily."
    Also Cory: "U could've just done a sneak attack."

    • @AyTexirno
      @AyTexirno 3 года назад +1

      @Мia -fuск.ме- ТАР.0N_MY-PIC what the fawk lmao

    • @naimahallen978
      @naimahallen978 3 года назад +1

      @Мia -fuск.ме- ТАР.0N_MY-PIC What the hell?

  • @naori.1383
    @naori.1383 3 года назад +250

    Cory: “look at the thumbnail”
    Me: “damn. My boy gone.”

    • @nia5952
      @nia5952 3 года назад +1

      @Мia -fuск.ме- ТАР.0N_MY-PIC : freak outta here

    • @Z.man6ixx
      @Z.man6ixx 3 года назад

      @Мia -fuск.ме- ТАР.0N_MY-PIC shut up

    • @emmanuelkasule604
      @emmanuelkasule604 3 года назад

      He ran out of ideas for titles

  • @thestickmansavioryt1941
    @thestickmansavioryt1941 3 года назад +152

    Cory : [sneeze's]
    Me : Bless you.
    Cory : (Says nothing)
    Me : *_"[visible confusion]"_*

  • @Shadow-fn4dg
    @Shadow-fn4dg 3 года назад +48

    Cory: Just look at the thumbnail
    Me: 19:46

  • @mamamochi1016
    @mamamochi1016 3 года назад +78

    CORYS BRITISH ACCENT CRACKS ME UP!! 😂
    (It’s a mix between Australian and British) HAHA 🤣
    Love you SHOGUN!💗 FROM 🇬🇧✊🏽4yrs a samurai n proud!

    • @kalecardenas9645
      @kalecardenas9645 3 года назад +1

      It’s not trying to be British he’s trying to be Scandinavian but it comes out as British lol

    • @TJ_JTG
      @TJ_JTG 3 года назад

      I was his first subscriber brooooo

    • @johnneilroyal2196
      @johnneilroyal2196 3 года назад

      I know.its so funny he's like the most liked and best you tuber on earth

    • @kalecardenas9645
      @kalecardenas9645 3 года назад

      @@TJ_JTG no you where not

  • @its_all_luv3609
    @its_all_luv3609 3 года назад +98

    Cory: I used be a VOIKING
    *lmao he sounds australian*

  • @TheMambaAtlas
    @TheMambaAtlas 3 года назад +131

    amazing

  • @bts_mochiuwu7672
    @bts_mochiuwu7672 3 года назад +17

    0:31 me when my mom brings food

  • @cxjohn6331
    @cxjohn6331 3 года назад +29

    When Cory started roaring I cried

  • @violetcloud4651
    @violetcloud4651 3 года назад +321

    Just imagine if his neighbors watched him do the rawring at 0:30 through his window and they had no idea who he was 😂. They would think he’s mentally insane

  • @uniquesell7557
    @uniquesell7557 3 года назад +78

    Cory:"Look at the thumbnail."
    Me: "That sums up what youtube is right now."

    • @xxsecondbearxx4867
      @xxsecondbearxx4867 3 года назад

      A game I want him to play is Spider-Man man Miles morales and I hope he finishes it

  • @victrix6903
    @victrix6903 3 года назад +21

    “What we doing chrome dome.” 😭😂😂

  • @dasiationna9853
    @dasiationna9853 3 года назад +51

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Cory: “VALhaLlAAAAAAA!”

  • @ShaggyRacc
    @ShaggyRacc 3 года назад +34

    Me: *Dresses up in Viking looking gear with fake beard.*
    Girlfriend: What are you doing?
    Me: Valhalla

  • @Jaiden56yt
    @Jaiden56yt 3 года назад +75

    Cory: “Look at the thumbnail”
    Us: “Did he rage?, Oh he dead”

  • @claudiakarmidi4165
    @claudiakarmidi4165 3 года назад +8

    young evior: should we show sigurd the stones we stacked yestaDaEY cory: hu YEStERdaeY

  • @chillmemegod4197
    @chillmemegod4197 3 года назад +30

    "IMA VIKING, I DONT TALK"
    The first minute of the video: Am I a Joke To You?

  • @BeeBasher
    @BeeBasher 3 года назад +88

    Cory: look at the thumbnail
    Me: MINECRAFT
    Cory: im bouta end this mans whole career

    • @galaxyguybacon-gg1ly
      @galaxyguybacon-gg1ly 3 года назад

      ugly

    • @wdj2417
      @wdj2417 3 года назад +1

      BeeBasher I thought too😔😔

    • @xoulxo
      @xoulxo 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE what is wrong with u

  • @khajannna
    @khajannna 3 года назад +52

    Cory: "look at the thumbnail.......that's all you need to know"
    Me: umm..
    Thumbnail: *Cory deceased*

  • @justdoitevelson
    @justdoitevelson 3 года назад +11

    Maaaaaan a minute into the video and Im already crying from laughter, mans funny AF 😂😭

  • @portsidedyldo2661
    @portsidedyldo2661 3 года назад +50

    The shogun himself: “I UsEd tO Be a ViKiNg!”
    His Samurai: “...wut”

  • @dannyjb1445
    @dannyjb1445 3 года назад +149

    23:42
    Cory: *almost kills children*
    Me: _Vietnam flashbacks when Anakin killed the younglings_

    • @LightskinKingSimp
      @LightskinKingSimp 3 года назад +5

      “Master *Kenshin* what are gonna do?”

    • @dannyjb1445
      @dannyjb1445 3 года назад +1

      @@LightskinKingSimp Cory: _unsheathes katana_

    • @FR3NZYYYY
      @FR3NZYYYY 3 года назад

      @@mrchife1451 probably

    • @FR3NZYYYY
      @FR3NZYYYY 3 года назад

      @@mrchife1451 it’s probably a bot ;-;

  • @chrisbanker1534
    @chrisbanker1534 3 года назад +187

    Cory: *makes his entrance*
    New Samurai: What kind of entra-
    OG Samurai: Dont worry, it gets worse

    • @Savageking1998
      @Savageking1998 3 года назад +3

      Y does it get worse don’t make Cory get Edward Norton on u 😂😂😂

    • @bloodvampyree
      @bloodvampyree 3 года назад +1

      @@Savageking1998 pls not Edward lmfao

    • @chrisbanker1534
      @chrisbanker1534 3 года назад

      @@Savageking1998 I live in the pacific northwest so he would have to go a long ways to find me lol

  • @genevievejaquez8226
    @genevievejaquez8226 3 года назад +4

    10:00 NOOO! the horse!

  • @merakihoneyy
    @merakihoneyy 3 года назад +47

    cory:"IM A VIKING !!"
    cory, it’s either a samurai or a viking. pick one 🧍‍♀️

  • @kissthisl2306
    @kissthisl2306 3 года назад +90

    Cory: “Look at the thumbnail”
    Me: “Welp he dead”
    Edit: Thx for the likes ;-;
    Edit 2: lol i came back to tis vid

    • @singbin
      @singbin 3 года назад +4

      the reply section literlly full of self promoter bots

    • @ifoundjiminslostjams6344
      @ifoundjiminslostjams6344 3 года назад +1

      @@singbin Ikr 😂

    • @singbin
      @singbin 3 года назад +1

      @@ifoundjiminslostjams6344 😹🤣

    • @kissthisl2306
      @kissthisl2306 3 года назад +1

      @Ethan Rodriguez tis is my brothers acc 🥱🤦‍♂️

  • @cannedsoda5078
    @cannedsoda5078 2 года назад +1

    Honestly bro when u bleep it out and keep it clean it makes my day bro honestly let’s me enjoy the vid so jus wanna say thank you bro much love to u💜💜

  • @pimpnceee
    @pimpnceee 3 года назад +35

    Cory: GO GET SOME CORYXKENSHIN GEAR!
    me: *cries in broke*