(Daytime at the Detroit Police 👮 Department Station 🚉; all ☎️ telephones are 💍 ringing; Axel goes in to Inspector Todd’s office) Axel: (greets to Inspector Todd) Inspector T, how you doin’? (Todd closes the file cabinet 🗄️) Inspector Todd: (talking to Axel, loud) Where The F**k You Been, Foley?! (Axel has a paper 📄; Todd snatches the paper 📄 from him) Inspector Todd: And what the f**k is this? Axel: It’s, uh 🙄, blue slip. (Axel haves a seat 💺) Inspector Todd: What in the hell you need $1,000 for? Axel: Little flash money 💰. Inspector Todd: Flash money 💰? Well, let’s see 👀 here. (Todd reads the blue slip) $2,000 for a suit; $200 for a tie; a requisition order for a Ferrari.®️ I don’t wanna see more of these blue slips. When am I gonna see some arrest slips? Axel: I know that you’re getting upset 😠; and I know that you have the reason to be upset 😠; but let me tell you something, Chief, I am close, I’m so close now; I’m closer than I’ve been; and it’s making me crazy 🤪‘cause I can smell 👃 it, it’s in the air; and I smell 👃 it. It’s- (Smells) Do you smell 👃 it? ‘Cause I smell 👃 it. Inspector Todd: All I smell 👃 is your 🐂 bulls**t. 💩 For 6 months, I’ve been pourin’ money 💰 down a bottomless hole 🕳️. Where the bad 👎 guys at the end of this rainbow 🌈? Axel: Now, wait a second. Look 👀, I just thought 💭 that if there was a problem- (Todd walk over to Axel) Inspector Todd: (loud) Don’t Think 🤔, Axel! It Makes My D**k Itch! The truth is this department is front at you a fortune 🔮; and my a$$ is on the line! I OK’d all this s**t! (Police 🚨 sirens wailing 😭; and horns honking from outside; Todd take a sec.) Inspector Todd: I must out of my f**kin’ mind to keep lettin’ you talk me into this s**t; but I can’t pull out till I get some kind of bust or my career is finished ✔️. But I promise you, I won’t go down alone. I’m gonna give you 3 days. If I don’t see no results by then, I’m gonna cover my own a$$. How do you like 👍 that arrangement? (Todd walks to his desk) Axel: If I only have 3 days to do this, I have to go deep undercover. I’m undercover deep now. This is deep; but I’m going deeper. I don’t want no 👎 money 💰 and nothin’; but I’m going deep, deep, deep, deep undercover. So you sign 🪧 up ⬆️ for me and I’m goin’ so deep, sir, you not 👎 even know where I- People are gonna try to page 📃 me- Axel and I- No 👎 answer cause I’m gonna be deep undercover. Inspector Todd: I’m tired 🥱 of your 🐂 bulls**t, Foley. You got 3 days. If I don’t see 👀 the results by then, I’m gonna grind your a$$ into dog 🐶 🍖 meat. You got that? (Axel 👏 claps his hands 🙌 and stands up ⬆️) Axel: Deal! I’ll be- I’ll have a dog 🐶 🍖 a$$. Now, could you, please 🙏 sign 🪧 my authorization for my flash money 💰, please 🙏? (Todd 🪧 signing the authorization for Axel) Inspector Todd: Flash money 💰. You just make sure 👍 that nothin’ happens to that Ferrari.®️ That’s a $50,000 automobile 🚗, you know? Axel: Oh, no, no, no, no. It’s $67,000. In fast 💨, it goes from 100 💯 to 150 in like 👍… (Snap his fingers) (Todd looks at Axel in a mean face and gives him a serious 🧐 warning ⛔️) Inspector Todd: You just better make sure 👍 that nothin’ happens to it. (Todd gives Axel a really serious 🧐 warning ‼️) Axel: Don’t worry 😉 about a thing. The car 🚘 is safe. I’m driving the car 🚘. No 👎 one ☝️ else will be in the car 🚘 but me. 24 hours a day, I will be in the car 🚘. I will sleep 🛌, eat 🍱, drink 🥤, 💩 s**t. I wish-No, 👎 I’m gonna say- (Chucks and smiles) You thought 💭 I was gonna really 💩 s**t- I wasn’t- Why I look 👀 like 👍 💩 s**t in the car 🚘? I ain’t gonna 💩 s**t. Don’t worry 😉 about a thing, though. I am on the job. Don’t worry 😉 about a thing. I’m on the job! (Axel leaves 🍁 Todd’s office) Inspector Todd: (hollering at Axel) That’s What I’m Afraid 😱 Of!
"Is that fuckin Foley😂"!
Foley is crazy HaaHa.
This inspector was great.
I love the inspector. What a character.
@@jefosei HE"S THE BEST RIP GIL HILL AKA INSPECTOR TODD
Classic!!! 🔥🔥
Definitely a classic my friend.
67k Ferrari lol. That’s base model f150 money now.
Inflation is a mofo lol
(Daytime at the Detroit Police 👮 Department Station 🚉; all ☎️ telephones are 💍 ringing; Axel goes in to Inspector Todd’s office)
Axel: (greets to Inspector Todd)
Inspector T, how you doin’?
(Todd closes the file cabinet 🗄️)
Inspector Todd: (talking to Axel, loud)
Where The F**k You Been, Foley?!
(Axel has a paper 📄;
Todd snatches the paper 📄 from him)
Inspector Todd: And what the f**k is this?
Axel: It’s, uh 🙄, blue slip.
(Axel haves a seat 💺)
Inspector Todd: What in the hell you need $1,000 for?
Axel: Little flash money 💰.
Inspector Todd: Flash money 💰?
Well, let’s see 👀 here.
(Todd reads the blue slip)
$2,000 for a suit; $200 for a tie; a requisition order for a Ferrari.®️
I don’t wanna see more of these blue slips.
When am I gonna see some arrest slips?
Axel: I know that you’re getting upset 😠; and I know that you have the reason to be upset 😠; but let me tell you something, Chief, I am close, I’m so close now; I’m closer than I’ve been; and it’s making me crazy 🤪‘cause I can smell 👃 it, it’s in the air; and I smell 👃 it. It’s- (Smells)
Do you smell 👃 it? ‘Cause I smell 👃 it.
Inspector Todd: All I smell 👃 is your 🐂 bulls**t. 💩
For 6 months, I’ve been pourin’ money 💰 down a bottomless hole 🕳️.
Where the bad 👎 guys at the end of this rainbow 🌈?
Axel: Now, wait a second.
Look 👀, I just thought 💭 that if there was a problem-
(Todd walk over to Axel)
Inspector Todd: (loud)
Don’t Think 🤔, Axel!
It Makes My D**k Itch!
The truth is this department is front at you a fortune 🔮; and my a$$ is on the line!
I OK’d all this s**t!
(Police 🚨 sirens wailing 😭; and horns honking from outside; Todd take a sec.)
Inspector Todd: I must out of my f**kin’ mind to keep lettin’ you talk me into this s**t; but I can’t pull out till I get some kind of bust or my career is finished ✔️.
But I promise you, I won’t go down alone.
I’m gonna give you 3 days.
If I don’t see no results by then,
I’m gonna cover my own a$$.
How do you like 👍 that arrangement?
(Todd walks to his desk)
Axel: If I only have 3 days to do this,
I have to go deep undercover.
I’m undercover deep now.
This is deep; but I’m going deeper.
I don’t want no 👎 money 💰 and nothin’; but I’m going deep, deep, deep, deep undercover.
So you sign 🪧 up ⬆️ for me and I’m goin’ so deep, sir, you not 👎 even know where I-
People are gonna try to page 📃 me-
Axel and I-
No 👎 answer cause I’m gonna be deep undercover.
Inspector Todd: I’m tired 🥱 of your 🐂 bulls**t, Foley.
You got 3 days.
If I don’t see 👀 the results by then,
I’m gonna grind your a$$ into dog 🐶 🍖 meat.
You got that?
(Axel 👏 claps his hands 🙌 and stands up ⬆️)
Axel: Deal! I’ll be-
I’ll have a dog 🐶 🍖 a$$.
Now, could you, please 🙏 sign 🪧 my authorization for my flash money 💰, please 🙏?
(Todd 🪧 signing the authorization for Axel)
Inspector Todd: Flash money 💰.
You just make sure 👍 that nothin’ happens to that Ferrari.®️
That’s a $50,000 automobile 🚗, you know?
Axel: Oh, no, no, no, no.
It’s $67,000. In fast 💨, it goes from 100 💯 to 150 in like 👍… (Snap his fingers)
(Todd looks at Axel in a mean face and gives him a serious 🧐 warning ⛔️)
Inspector Todd: You just better make sure 👍 that nothin’ happens to it.
(Todd gives Axel a really serious 🧐 warning ‼️)
Axel: Don’t worry 😉 about a thing.
The car 🚘 is safe.
I’m driving the car 🚘.
No 👎 one ☝️ else will be in the car 🚘 but me.
24 hours a day, I will be in the car 🚘.
I will sleep 🛌, eat 🍱, drink 🥤, 💩 s**t.
I wish-No, 👎 I’m gonna say-
(Chucks and smiles)
You thought 💭 I was gonna really 💩 s**t-
I wasn’t-
Why I look 👀 like 👍 💩 s**t in the car 🚘?
I ain’t gonna 💩 s**t.
Don’t worry 😉 about a thing, though.
I am on the job.
Don’t worry 😉 about a thing.
I’m on the job!
(Axel leaves 🍁 Todd’s office)
Inspector Todd: (hollering at Axel)
That’s What I’m Afraid 😱 Of!
Yeah we just saw it. Congrats on the emoji mess.
😂 Il fait rire