@@TheGameCapsule What do you mean there's someone who can't make it past Limgrave? You can just ride to get to Caelid and Liurnia of the Lakes. It's not like there are any bosses in your way. He doesn't have to do Margit or Godrick, he can bypass the entire Stormveil Castle, and get to Liurnia. So... how?
does anybody else see 0:39 as a straight up Chris Chan moment. like you could swap the two bodies and the inflection and animation are identical. Lolcow relativity is real
0:25 - 0:47 regarded and maidenless. 1:00 happily married man that is *totally not* on an endless quest for Narnia. 5:35 Philbert tends to point out the obvious, right? *snort*
@@rexisright I had to pause it for a few minutes around the 40-second mark. The forced positivity from the king of gouted toxicity is just too much to handle without breaking it up into smaller doses.
"Ah fohrgaht hau two doo two hahnded!" How do you forget such a simple thing.. wait this is D S f*cking Pee, the gin has rotted his brain of course he forgets simple things like that.
Wtf someone gave him $123? If you were going to waste that much money getting attention from someone who doesn't care about you, go to OF. At least you'll get noods.
Did he just not notice that one of the three boulders he was throwing kept crashing into the same tree? Over and over, because he didn't walk to the right?
Word of advice for anyone that's playing or want to play the dlc, don't underestimate anything, everything will chunk you for almost all your hp without the dlc specific upgrades. Even with the upgrades things will still really hurt you, so be weary and stay focused! GL and HF
I think I’ll just watch people play it instead. Not Phil, entertaining people who don’t make it look even harder than it is be storming in to an area filled with enemies and getting stomped instantly. The DLC looks beautiful but I feel I suffered enough in the base game and only reached the end once. I don’t know if I can be bothered again frankly. 😊 Have fun to those willing to have their patience tested though.
@@amyford2971 Lol I feel almost the same but I've come to terms with my masochist ways. Just doing a new game plus would seem to be a big time killer as good as the game is
@@Sharkmane25 true that's the other thing I can't remember which characters I've made that I could start the dlc with. People that got to try the dlc out were given characters at level 150. I've no idea what level any of mine were. Plus Black Myth Wukong is out August. Maybe just the one souls like would be better this summer.
We all know he did that 2nd run not because to get back in the game but to make his magic build so that he won't rage playing the game. (he still will tho)
Not only that, but it was all from one person in the beginning. Darren alone gave him $123. Still thinks he's supported by his whole audience instead of a small group of whales and larpers.
Did anyone catch that sick X-Men wisecrack? The guy was named Logan so Phillip said Wolverine. If I had been drinking milk at the time it would’ve sprayed out of my nose, effectively doubling or tripling the hilarity.
Not to shit on anyone with magic builds, but it’s people like Phil who give them a bad name, that attempt to spam those attacks and essentially brute forcing/ignoring the game mechanics to progress.
I made a spellblade character but I refuse to spam range spells. I mainly just buff my weapon with various status effects and stuff. I use the carian weapons a lot too.
"Elden Ringers rejoice!" *t-pose, with transition into o-pose* Good lord, 30 seconds in and he's already in full clown mode. He got the $123 before that, right? It would explain the forced positivity. Just give it a few days and the true salt shall flow... Phil can't repress his toxicity forever.
Imagine that poor hung over dent seeing his bank account tomorrow and realizing he down 100+ bucks that he gave to DSP for doing that? lol glad im not him
1:00 - I'm just waiting for Piggy to slip up and say what his crush already said, "It's time for men." Kat being his beard sounds more plausible with statements like this.
Leave it to the lazy old man to get lucky with bugs in the game. Never seen anybody try their damndest to avoid putting in effort in life and video games
For all his self-proclaimed street fighter expertise is truly shocking that the concepts of timing, spacing, positioning in general, using different attacks at different times or any of the other myriad of things that constitute actually having some idea how to play games completely elude him
Can't wait to see him rage over against specific sorcerer boss (Pontiff 2.0) assuming he still is not going to summon NPCs or spirit ashes. The boss seems to be resistant to magic damage, won't stagger from hits (except you can stance break the boss), his precious moonlight greatsword projectile's poise damage was was nerfed, the boss is super agile and attacks in quick succession without barely having any breathing room (rock sling is super slow sorcery which is Phil's only crutch non-magic damage sorcery), especially during the second phase.
Don't worry, I'm sure DSP stalls just enough for some "How to cheese boss"-videos to come out and he suddenly decides to try something totally new he's never done before and whoa look at that it worked and made the boss really easy guys, how about that, pretty cool huh! He stopped this stream at the door of the first real boss, of course so he can watch some guides on how to fight it before tonight's stream.
I always laugh when Phil says, "State taxes cane outta nowhere." That's not how taxes work. You don't just one minute make money, no taxes deducted, then next the irs is like yea you owe us. This ONLY happens when the IRS detects income that you failed to file, for example, if Phil's "business" made 15k in a year, but he only reports 10k of it. At any point, the IRS discovers the 5k they can legally make you pay. Phil may fool the dents, but you can't fool the IRS when it comes to money they will find out.
He wasn't trying to get away with unreported income. He just never plans for tax season beyond "beg harder to cover it." Phil's not a smart person. The idea that he could lie on his tax form wouldn't occur to him.
He lied about 5k business expenses during his bankruptcy. He lied that he played WWE as part of his business and claimed all the money he spent on it as tax deductible.
@@confusedbadger6275 Did he, though? We know it's a lie by normal standards because he can't actually claim those things, but does DSP think it's a lie? To him, those DoorDash meals are "business expenses" because he eats the food on stream. To him, Champions is a "business expense" because he needs that game to feel good about himself so he can turn the stream on the next day. This is literally how he thinks and he believes that's how it works for everyone. It's not a lie in his head; there's not a conscious effort to defraud the government here -- Phil isn't smart enough for that. He's just dumb enough to think every little thing he does is actually deductible.
"Forces of evil" like basic Souls lore throughout all the games is that hardly any of the characters you're running around slaying are inherently evil in any way, just unfortunate souls that you're kinda just putting out of their misery. But then again DSP before was cackling that people who make lore videos about Souls games are morons, they should get a life doob, ack ack ack. *Snorts and pulls Hogan jpegs.*
As someone who's also playing this DLC right now with the same character with which I already whopped Malenia's ass: Only challenges so far are the bosses, which are indeed strong even for lategame characters, but not unbeatable. Fought two of the big ones , the first one being the chinese dragon thing, and the second one being the dual wielding knight, can't remember the name on either. Third attempt on the first one, second on the second one. So far, I'm loving the DLC. It's fucking huge, basically the size of another Lingrave and Caelid together as far as I've seen, and I'm not even close to finish. Though the only thing I'm not liking are the fucking undead dragons, I've seen three of those shitbags on there already, the amount of HP they have is fucking ridiculous for roaming bosses merely fucking around in random areas.
Yeah, the first two dungeon castles felt awfully easy. Lots of very flimsy enemies and usual corner ambushes, no real dangerous room layouts at all. Even the miniboss big knights were fairly easy to deal with.
@@AyeThatsHandsomePete That's a legit possibility. I'm going with a full Radahn build, 60 Vigor, 60 Strength, 45 or so Endurance, all of the talismans that increase health, stamina and carry load, and my dumbass caveman approach has so far gotten me far, but swift enemies like the dancing dragon and the dual wielding knight posed a threat precisely because of how mobile they are.
watching him spam moonlight greatsword and try to glitch enemies out so that they get stuck and he can just cheese them with magic is so god damned boring
@0:30 : This has to be the most dented thing he had ever done, other than that one moment he attempted to balance a toilet paper roll on his head while gaming. Jesus christ..
You know what, when he put on the beanie and said his little thing, I actually smiled and chuckled a bit. Even with the following clip of him saying he isn't some clown for added context. All this dude needs to do is just chill and be cool and play the damn games and at least be positive about sucking; no matter how hard that may be... But he can't because years of playing video games as a job has created the most jaded person imaginable. And only because of himself. No one wants to hear about how much you don't want to play a game from mission 1 to the final boss. You just make the experience unbearable. He's either hot or cold. Never lighthearted or nuke warm in the middle because of how he is. His personality. Maybe it's the unrelenting aggressive autism. Idk. It is okay to be self deprecated. People actually like that, but he does it in such a condescending way, which is just *👌 chef's kiss* remarkable. Just think about it, you've made your passion hobby your full-time job. That sounds like the dream, right? Now imagine, you're not the greatest at it, you're actually quite average, and you take it out on your viewers (customers) for not liking what you're providing. The dude needs PR. Or at least for him, a buffer. So, the PR goes from public relations to personal representatives.
just came here from DDM to say WOW, his night stream was an absolute disaster stream. fought 4 bosses, rage quit all but one that was a really easy miniboss. he was whining about the mechanics where you have to explore the map to get stronger and it one point, he got sniped and one shot mid rant. it was so great
Dave missed the premiere last night. His Hitler voice won’t be enough to scare the Dents. No wonder Khet never comes upstairs because of her knees and all…
Reminder, he doesn't appeal to 5 year olds with silly gimmicks and clowning! Now let me put on my hilarious hat with HILARIOUS name attached to it, that only literal children would find funny.
I'm always amazed how taxes can be "out of nowhere". Also this intro - pig got everything about ER wrong. Can't wait when support will dry up after couple of streams and piggy will have a 180 change o humor. Game will start to be broken, FS will be idiots and so on.
He had a day to wait and read guides on where to pick up the items that make you stronger in the DLC. Watch him just beeline for every last one of them.
He's just so boring. Like don't get me wrong, magic is a totally legit build. But you're a streamer. People want to see you actually engage with the game. Not run away and spam magic.
Exactly i have a strength build and its challenging as fck since i swing so slow 😂😂 its more rewarding then just spam magic from distance cant wait till he gets to the divine beast
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One of the worst gamers on the planet.
Michael Does Life is the worst. He can't get past Limgrave.
And one of the worst humans as well
And I thought I was bad at games like Super Mario 3D Land (the 3DS game)
He never moved away from the tree when casting that triple purple shot thing 😂
@@TheGameCapsule What do you mean there's someone who can't make it past Limgrave? You can just ride to get to Caelid and Liurnia of the Lakes. It's not like there are any bosses in your way. He doesn't have to do Margit or Godrick, he can bypass the entire Stormveil Castle, and get to Liurnia. So... how?
Turns on his camera and fires up the Hitler voice for his dents
That was more of a posh British voice
@@loubloom1941 That wasn't "posh British".
does anybody else see 0:39 as a straight up Chris Chan moment. like you could swap the two bodies and the inflection and animation are identical. Lolcow relativity is real
Oh great, now the toy story is going to be how his parents didn't by him a "Beast Claw" figure when he told them too.
DSP: boy, these enemies hit hard, huh?
Remember guyhs he’s naht a children’s entertainer and doesn’t dress up like those other streamers, muppets as he would call them
how do people sit and watch this unedited, literally just pressing the same button over and over
I dunno, I put it up while playing myself waiting for him to spazz. But admitingly it's boring after 75% of the time.
His gameplay and commentary are dreadful enough to wake someone from a deep coma.
0:30 Cringe... Pure unadulterated cringe
"i'm a mature adult with a business degree...."
It’s time to manually deactivate the clown mode
Literally made me shiver...goddamn
Ironically the most personality he's shown in ages
Why does this guy get on my nerves when I've never met him?
He didn't fight major bosses but he will tonight 😈
(x) doubt
He definitely isn’t making it past the Dancing Lion
It's gonna be comedy gold
Isn’t this like a cheesy build?
@@TheGhostOfHyrule Miyazaki totally has seen DSP before and he knows that this DLC is gonna spawn so much rage content.
Whoever told him to do a magic run should be charged with war crimes. This is the worst.
This edit makes it 100x funnier then the raw unadulterated philip stream
The only way to watch dsp
0:25 - 0:47 regarded and maidenless.
1:00 happily married man that is *totally not* on an endless quest for Narnia.
5:35 Philbert tends to point out the obvious, right? *snort*
I actually had to look away, the sheer cringe !
@@rexisright I had to pause it for a few minutes around the 40-second mark. The forced positivity from the king of gouted toxicity is just too much to handle without breaking it up into smaller doses.
"Ah fohrgaht hau two doo two hahnded!"
How do you forget such a simple thing.. wait this is D S f*cking Pee, the gin has rotted his brain of course he forgets simple things like that.
I mean to be fair he does play alot of games so he probably just forgot lol. I do that sometimes when switching between souls games lmao
42 year old man activates clown mode but its cringe
Phil constantly getting wrecked by enemies he can't immediately cheese by trying to run past them all never gets old.
Pontiff Sulyvahn may well be his Ludwig moment for this DLC.
I like how everyone just calls her Sulyvahn
Wtf someone gave him $123? If you were going to waste that much money getting attention from someone who doesn't care about you, go to OF. At least you'll get noods.
He seems to have quite a few of them.
I’d rather be a simp with some booba than a simp for some man booba who also is reguarded.
@@MrZadir-nu7bd OIC single-name sock accts
OIC.
Is that khantent curated and meaningful though?
Does this mean Wolverine has joined the tractorverse of snortness?
The Wolverine toy might be what made Phil into a POS. Wolverine is definitely a detractor.
Did he just not notice that one of the three boulders he was throwing kept crashing into the same tree? Over and over, because he didn't walk to the right?
petrified of activating the boss and getting something closer to a fair fight
He'd rather lose a third of his damage if it means he doesn't accidentally leave the cheese spot.
“Logan stop that!”
Logan: “I hear you begged your parents for a figure of me.”
Word of advice for anyone that's playing or want to play the dlc, don't underestimate anything, everything will chunk you for almost all your hp without the dlc specific upgrades. Even with the upgrades things will still really hurt you, so be weary and stay focused! GL and HF
I think I’ll just watch people play it instead. Not Phil, entertaining people who don’t make it look even harder than it is be storming in to an area filled with enemies and getting stomped instantly. The DLC looks beautiful but I feel I suffered enough in the base game and only reached the end once. I don’t know if I can be bothered again frankly. 😊 Have fun to those willing to have their patience tested though.
@@amyford2971 Lol I feel almost the same but I've come to terms with my masochist ways. Just doing a new game plus would seem to be a big time killer as good as the game is
@@Sharkmane25 true that's the other thing I can't remember which characters I've made that I could start the dlc with. People that got to try the dlc out were given characters at level 150. I've no idea what level any of mine were. Plus Black Myth Wukong is out August. Maybe just the one souls like would be better this summer.
sounds boring af glad i dont play that game
I never underestimate anything in a souls game👍
We all know he did that 2nd run not because to get back in the game but to make his magic build so that he won't rage playing the game. (he still will tho)
notice hes only happy once he gets that benjamin 😂😂
the money buff is real
Not only that, but it was all from one person in the beginning. Darren alone gave him $123.
Still thinks he's supported by his whole audience instead of a small group of whales and larpers.
It's was oic, it always is
DSP: You wanna plat that way?
Enemy: Yes. SMASH**
its impossible to not hate him
Darren seriously needs to reevaluate his life.
Did anyone catch that sick X-Men wisecrack? The guy was named Logan so Phillip said Wolverine. If I had been drinking milk at the time it would’ve sprayed out of my nose, effectively doubling or tripling the hilarity.
Not to shit on anyone with magic builds, but it’s people like Phil who give them a bad name, that attempt to spam those attacks and essentially brute forcing/ignoring the game mechanics to progress.
He does that every "build" regardless. It just happens to be most effective with magic.
I made a spellblade character but I refuse to spam range spells. I mainly just buff my weapon with various status effects and stuff. I use the carian weapons a lot too.
"Elden Ringers rejoice!"
*t-pose, with transition into o-pose*
Good lord, 30 seconds in and he's already in full clown mode. He got the $123 before that, right? It would explain the forced positivity. Just give it a few days and the true salt shall flow... Phil can't repress his toxicity forever.
A few hours, more like, with Phil.
@@SarahsKnight0 I was thinking of editing my original comment after I found out the salt was flowing in the evening stream that same day 😅
I knew hed his the magic build to try and cheese everything
2:23 "It's Wolverine time! Wolverine! Wolverine! Wolverine!"
@5:59 What was he so sad about? Even his own dents weren't paying attention to him.
He loves doing this, basically being like "i did nothing wrong" despite runnkng headfirst into six enemies
And he makes fun of markiplier. 😂
Imagine that poor hung over dent seeing his bank account tomorrow and realizing he down 100+ bucks that he gave to DSP for doing that? lol glad im not him
1:00 - I'm just waiting for Piggy to slip up and say what his crush already said, "It's time for men." Kat being his beard sounds more plausible with statements like this.
I mean Kat looks like a man in drag anyway.
Leave it to the lazy old man to get lucky with bugs in the game. Never seen anybody try their damndest to avoid putting in effort in life and video games
🐷 "I could cheese Logan with magic, but I'd rather fight him legit."
*Immediately cuts to Phil cheesing Logan with magic*
For all his self-proclaimed street fighter expertise is truly shocking that the concepts of timing, spacing, positioning in general, using different attacks at different times or any of the other myriad of things that constitute actually having some idea how to play games completely elude him
THIS!
How does someone who claims expertise at fighting games nothing but spamming the same attack!?
Phil getting that vibe back with the money buff
His money buff 😂
5:45 I love this moment so much, he sees a bunch of enemies and just charges in. No plan of attack or anything and rightfully gets trampled.
That opening was very Pride Month appropriate.
Can't wait to see him rage over against specific sorcerer boss (Pontiff 2.0) assuming he still is not going to summon NPCs or spirit ashes. The boss seems to be resistant to magic damage, won't stagger from hits (except you can stance break the boss), his precious moonlight greatsword projectile's poise damage was was nerfed, the boss is super agile and attacks in quick succession without barely having any breathing room (rock sling is super slow sorcery which is Phil's only crutch non-magic damage sorcery), especially during the second phase.
Don't worry, I'm sure DSP stalls just enough for some "How to cheese boss"-videos to come out and he suddenly decides to try something totally new he's never done before and whoa look at that it worked and made the boss really easy guys, how about that, pretty cool huh! He stopped this stream at the door of the first real boss, of course so he can watch some guides on how to fight it before tonight's stream.
That boss beat the crap out of me I can't wait to watch Phil rage
He played the game earlier in the year to not be rusty and he forgets how to two hand a weapon lmfao
6:22 gets destroyed after running headfirst into 6 enemies, instantly does it again
Never change dave
What is the Steak of Marika anyway? Is it a filet? T-Bone? Porterhouse?
I always laugh when Phil says, "State taxes cane outta nowhere." That's not how taxes work. You don't just one minute make money, no taxes deducted, then next the irs is like yea you owe us. This ONLY happens when the IRS detects income that you failed to file, for example, if Phil's "business" made 15k in a year, but he only reports 10k of it. At any point, the IRS discovers the 5k they can legally make you pay. Phil may fool the dents, but you can't fool the IRS when it comes to money they will find out.
Not even the Joker dared to mess with the IRS.
He wasn't trying to get away with unreported income. He just never plans for tax season beyond "beg harder to cover it."
Phil's not a smart person. The idea that he could lie on his tax form wouldn't occur to him.
He lied about 5k business expenses during his bankruptcy. He lied that he played WWE as part of his business and claimed all the money he spent on it as tax deductible.
@@confusedbadger6275 Did he, though? We know it's a lie by normal standards because he can't actually claim those things, but does DSP think it's a lie? To him, those DoorDash meals are "business expenses" because he eats the food on stream. To him, Champions is a "business expense" because he needs that game to feel good about himself so he can turn the stream on the next day.
This is literally how he thinks and he believes that's how it works for everyone. It's not a lie in his head; there's not a conscious effort to defraud the government here -- Phil isn't smart enough for that. He's just dumb enough to think every little thing he does is actually deductible.
That intro, my goodness. Totally not a clown.
5:42 Was so great. They ground him into a pile of gout crystals so fast, lmao.
In the first minute, he shows how little of the lore he actually knows. And what he knows is wrong
"Forces of evil" like basic Souls lore throughout all the games is that hardly any of the characters you're running around slaying are inherently evil in any way, just unfortunate souls that you're kinda just putting out of their misery. But then again DSP before was cackling that people who make lore videos about Souls games are morons, they should get a life doob, ack ack ack. *Snorts and pulls Hogan jpegs.*
He doesn't care, he just wants money
2:45 "I mean, I could just cheese him with magic, but... I'd rather, like, try to fight him head-up."
3:10 "🎶MAGIC BUILD CHEESE TASTES SO GOOOOOD🎶"
“I’m not a children’s entertainer”
First *Ack* *Snort*
the intro cracks me up and lifts my mood every time i see it
Praise the sun, I get to laugh at the scream of DSP's character as he dies once more.
Poor Dave. He has to work so hard trying to play this video game where he could’ve just had a day off ordering doordash and playing WWE Champions
5:46 solid plan there Phil, run into the middle of them all and get wrecked.
He cheesed the blackgaot knight
....
Appropriate
As someone who's also playing this DLC right now with the same character with which I already whopped Malenia's ass: Only challenges so far are the bosses, which are indeed strong even for lategame characters, but not unbeatable. Fought two of the big ones , the first one being the chinese dragon thing, and the second one being the dual wielding knight, can't remember the name on either. Third attempt on the first one, second on the second one.
So far, I'm loving the DLC. It's fucking huge, basically the size of another Lingrave and Caelid together as far as I've seen, and I'm not even close to finish. Though the only thing I'm not liking are the fucking undead dragons, I've seen three of those shitbags on there already, the amount of HP they have is fucking ridiculous for roaming bosses merely fucking around in random areas.
I’m getting my ass kicked. My build may be crap tho
Yeah, the first two dungeon castles felt awfully easy. Lots of very flimsy enemies and usual corner ambushes, no real dangerous room layouts at all. Even the miniboss big knights were fairly easy to deal with.
@@AyeThatsHandsomePete That's a legit possibility. I'm going with a full Radahn build, 60 Vigor, 60 Strength, 45 or so Endurance, all of the talismans that increase health, stamina and carry load, and my dumbass caveman approach has so far gotten me far, but swift enemies like the dancing dragon and the dual wielding knight posed a threat precisely because of how mobile they are.
Hey kid Messmer wants to know your location
i forget who it was who had the happy Halloween to you intro, but please make sure you bring this back this year
DSP the og Elden Ring piece.
if it wasn't for the one guy who gave 120 he would have made 60 bucks lol. that money glitch got patched
Only reason he's doing the hat thing is to please his master Darren. You know it to be true, he's so predictable
Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results....aka insanity
watching him spam moonlight greatsword and try to glitch enemies out so that they get stuck and he can just cheese them with magic is so god damned boring
@0:30 : This has to be the most dented thing he had ever done, other than that one moment he attempted to balance a toilet paper roll on his head while gaming.
Jesus christ..
5:18 passive aggressive laugh
Messmer is gunna cook piggy to perfection
5:18 and yet he still brings it up 🙈
You know what, when he put on the beanie and said his little thing, I actually smiled and chuckled a bit. Even with the following clip of him saying he isn't some clown for added context.
All this dude needs to do is just chill and be cool and play the damn games and at least be positive about sucking; no matter how hard that may be... But he can't because years of playing video games as a job has created the most jaded person imaginable. And only because of himself. No one wants to hear about how much you don't want to play a game from mission 1 to the final boss. You just make the experience unbearable. He's either hot or cold. Never lighthearted or nuke warm in the middle because of how he is. His personality. Maybe it's the unrelenting aggressive autism. Idk.
It is okay to be self deprecated. People actually like that, but he does it in such a condescending way, which is just *👌 chef's kiss* remarkable.
Just think about it, you've made your passion hobby your full-time job. That sounds like the dream, right? Now imagine, you're not the greatest at it, you're actually quite average, and you take it out on your viewers (customers) for not liking what you're providing.
The dude needs PR. Or at least for him, a buffer. So, the PR goes from public relations to personal representatives.
All he needs to do in order to do ok is stop being DSP...can you spot the problem?
just came here from DDM to say WOW, his night stream was an absolute disaster stream. fought 4 bosses, rage quit all but one that was a really easy miniboss. he was whining about the mechanics where you have to explore the map to get stronger and it one point, he got sniped and one shot mid rant. it was so great
His "happy laugh" is him pretending to be happy. Hes mad as fuck
Dave missed the premiere last night. His Hitler voice won’t be enough to scare the Dents. No wonder Khet never comes upstairs because of her knees and all…
i can't believe from software actually put in a x men reference in this game and not only that made logan look exactly like hugh jackman
DSP's Shadow of the Erdtree stream will be the funniest thing ever.
This is what happens when you're handheld through a game instead of learning it yourself
Wow... riveting content as always, Phil.
CLOWN MODE!
Not even a money buff can help him this time.
There he goes spamming long range...
Man, how he can turn a great game into a borefest is amazing
Lmao dude just runs around and gets violated by everything i thought i sucked
It’s Wolverine time!
Camera was on the whole time huh 🤔😮
This DLC will humble the shit out of you. Pigroach has no chance without hitting the tips goal each night or unless he's carried.
I only watch DSP when he plays FromSoft games. He’s usually trash but I think he’s doing pretty good so far. Got to give that loser his flowers.
Reminder, he doesn't appeal to 5 year olds with silly gimmicks and clowning!
Now let me put on my hilarious hat with HILARIOUS name attached to it, that only literal children would find funny.
It's not tied to Dark Souls or the DS3 DLC btw. Phil is just trying to sound smart and sound like he's a Souls pro when he's just a tourist.
How is he a magic build and do so little damage?
My discuss of light does nearly twice the damage his rock sling does.
I killed that fire giant thing completely naked with no armor and did it with melee
Lowkey wanted to try that I fought the tree setinel like that awhile ago lmaoo I used the wretch class
They're no level one goblin
Yes DSP is back playing Elden Ring!
I'm always amazed how taxes can be "out of nowhere".
Also this intro - pig got everything about ER wrong. Can't wait when support will dry up after couple of streams and piggy will have a 180 change o humor. Game will start to be broken, FS will be idiots and so on.
I knew he was going to get destroyed as soon as i started playing yesterday this DLC is brutal even by from standards
Philbert always says hes not a clown but proceeds to act like one
he spent the entire stream doing absolutely nothing
He had a day to wait and read guides on where to pick up the items that make you stronger in the DLC. Watch him just beeline for every last one of them.
DSP tries it: Getting BODIED with a Magic Build
he sounds like a south park character
He's just so boring. Like don't get me wrong, magic is a totally legit build. But you're a streamer. People want to see you actually engage with the game. Not run away and spam magic.
Exactly i have a strength build and its challenging as fck since i swing so slow 😂😂 its more rewarding then just spam magic from distance cant wait till he gets to the divine beast
Amazing how a jack wagon can make the most interesting dlc turn into something boring to watch.
he's gonna wagequit the dlc