Maybe that's what the whole thing is about. Maybe Bowser put in a work order for plumbing that Mario never tended to. So he kidnapped the princess as leverage to get his plumbing done
“You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.”
The counter to that is "Your a criminal, you are destabilizing entire nations with acts of terrorism. You dare talk about my personal growth when so many lives are on the line? My life is irrelevant before the interests of the state. Prepare to die!"
@@Lawsonomy1 “I just took over a week ago. I’m trying to stop the archaic rule of the monarchy and install democracy and peace among the mushroom kingdom and all the subjects. Not just the toads but also the goombas, koopas and boos. And don’t ask about the lava pits, I couldn’t possibly put those in when I just took over. Peach must’ve put those there.”
@@harryhealey4298 "Bowser, you're name is literally *King* Koopa, you talk about installing democracy when you yourself are an active monarch, an autocratic dictator who would sooner give control over the stretches of land you've seized to your 8 year old kids instead of handing that power to anybody capable of using it or letting the people elect somebody capable of campaigning for it, unless you want us to believe that it's just a coincidence that all 7 of the kingdoms you seized just happened to simultaneously agree that prepubescent children, all of whom belonged to you specifically, were the best people to elect into power. You can't be serious. Do you actually know what is happening in this war you've started, Goombas are walking off cliffs to their deaths, Bomb-ombs are blowing themselves up in droves, Bullet Bills are resigning themselves to an eternity of moving in one direction, all for a slight chance at killing me, all of whom fail and waste their lives for nothing because you lack the competence to hire somebody even remotely capable of keeping my in the grave. The condition of the the workers you claim to fight for is atrocious, and that doesn't even compare to the atrocities you've committed on those you deem to oppose you. You kidnapped Yoshi's unborn children and trapped him and his friends in eggs to humiliate them, you've used black magic to contort the bodies of lords and turn them into animals, you've kidnapped innocent toad civilians and turned their friends into bricks, all for what, to overthrow Peach's monarchy and replace it with your own, and you have the gall to act like Peach is the evil one for liking lava pits. You're evil Bowser, a cold blooded monster who would sooner ruin families and let his men die than not spend a day trying to conquer another kingdom because you're too lazy to simply build one of your own. I'm not here for a journey, I'm not here to have a fun time, I'm here to stop your crimes, save my girlfriend, and restore peace to the land, peace *you* took away, not Peach, prepare to die Bowser.
*meanwhile, in another reality* Bowser: "how'd you get here so fast?!" Mario: "Imma-a every level completion speedrunnar." Browser: ".....Oh. I thought you used a warp whistle." Mario: "I woulda NEVER use thata abomination!" Browser: "Phew. I was fearing the worst."
This... is actually pretty heart-wrenching for Dorkly/College Humor. I actually felt bad for Mario; he didn't realize he was skipping out on all the fun until it was too late. :'(
::Mario feels bad about using whistles in Mario 3:: ::Uses Star Road in Super Mario World:: ::Abuses countless glitches in Mario 64:: Bowser: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!!
In my head canon, Mario and Bowser are the same person: Mario, being their first name, represents their best days/qualities; Bowser, being their last name, represents their worst. Peach doesn't like "Bowser," but rather than leaving/escaping, she just waits for "Mario" to come and rescue her… from himself. Even explains why Bowser's invited to sporting events and go karts and the like!
Mario: Wait, all this aesthetic and you don’t have one single toilet, Bowser? Not judging, just curious... Bowser: To be fair, we have LAVA. I mean, Lava covers up the smell tenfold. You don’t even notice... unless your looking at someone taking a dump. Trust me, my henchmen are very respectful of one another. Peach: Hmm... didn’t think about that.
Bowser is just upset that the warp whistle cut his "fun time" with peach. Why you think it's toad that always tells you that she's somewhere else? They're all in on it! 📯
Meanwhile in another reality Bowser:what took so long Mario: I enjoyed the levels Bowser: oh so you like to take your time and not stress Mario:yes Bowser:well let’s see you defeat me Mario:”activates invincible star” Bowser: welp I’m done for
Thing is the warp whistle is so secretly hidden, you’ve might as well earned it if you found it on your first play through. No feeling bad here. Yes you could’ve found the cheats somewhere but back then those were limited to gaming magazines not many people could afford a monthly subscription or players probably already played through the whole game and discovered the warp whistle on a 2nd or third play through.
What Mario should have said: "Look, Bowzer, I didn't come here to spend time playing games while all kinds of horrible things are being done to the Princess! I came here to take her home, so I can-uh, I'm here to take her home, so move it!"
Rewatching this Makes me realize that Seeing Luigi of all People having something he doesn't Makes Mario Hate him enough to Push him out of his Life in Later Dorkly/Lowbrow Shorts
Bowser- you missed the snow world. Mario - there was a snow world? Me - yes, and it was a pain in the ass. Worth skipping. Bowser - the water levels aren’t so bad once you put on the frog suit. Me - the frog suit was a pain in the ass too. Great underwater, but terrible on land.
1: Everybody needs a Bowser hug from time to time. 2: My head cannon is Peach secretly pays Bowser to attack and kidnap her so she can get a vacation and Mario gets to play hero.
It's really irritating when people say the video is stolen from the original when the person who re-uploaded the original video, especially if it's deleted or not, had literally gave credit IN THE DESCRIPTION.
**IN** all fairness, lol, the concept of warp whistles was to make up for the fact the game lacked any kind of save/password feature...you weren't intended to use them to skip to the end "just because" but more to get back to where you were if you couldn't finish the game in one go.
The whistles are a double edged sword. Sure you get to skip to World 8 fast, but you have no power ups in your arsenal at all, so once you get to the airships, you better be really f’n good at the game. If you play through all of the levels, you should have 99 lives, a few P-Wings, and a cloud or two. Unfortunately I can never beat world 8-1 without a P-wing
This was basically how I learned to the beat the first sonic game since I always used to run out of lives and die by a certain point. Use the level select cheat to skip ahead to those oproblem stages and eventually I could do the whole game in one sitting. Don't judge I was ten at the time. Ah judge if you want I don't give a shit.
I will have to admit that browser was correct on all counts true hero's have to survive and concur all challenges to earn the right to save the damsel in distress
“There’s not even a toilet in here.”
Are we saying bowser’s castle needs...plumbing?
Well no, princess. You’re a prisoner... lol
Maybe that's what the whole thing is about. Maybe Bowser put in a work order for plumbing that Mario never tended to. So he kidnapped the princess as leverage to get his plumbing done
@@jeremybrown3271 I like the way you think
This comment is funnier than the entire sketch was
The Mario Brothers are just ordinary plumbers in this game Period.
This is why Bowser always gets invited to go-karts with everyone else, y’know.
This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.
@@Lawsonomy1 If being gay was a choice we would all be gay right now
@@dandytastic7465 no.
He's so upstanding to the unspoken bad-guy rules
and tennis.
Bowser: "Oh you're one of those..."
Me: "Is that like a personal attack or something?"
Bowser: now you're just being a whiny bitch.
Is that a reference to Moldy Cheese Larson?
yes it is
@@Neo2266. who?
Yes speed runners suck
Bowser is the homie in this animation
True dat, brotha!
Yup
THIS WAS STOLEN
@@TylerJayWalker ok but you’re a baby so get a life!
Yeah
“You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.”
The counter to that is "Your a criminal, you are destabilizing entire nations with acts of terrorism. You dare talk about my personal growth when so many lives are on the line? My life is irrelevant before the interests of the state. Prepare to die!"
@@Lawsonomy1 “I just took over a week ago. I’m trying to stop the archaic rule of the monarchy and install democracy and peace among the mushroom kingdom and all the subjects. Not just the toads but also the goombas, koopas and boos. And don’t ask about the lava pits, I couldn’t possibly put those in when I just took over. Peach must’ve put those there.”
I need to remember to tell that to cheaters sometime...
@@harryhealey4298 "Bowser, you're name is literally *King* Koopa, you talk about installing democracy when you yourself are an active monarch, an autocratic dictator who would sooner give control over the stretches of land you've seized to your 8 year old kids instead of handing that power to anybody capable of using it or letting the people elect somebody capable of campaigning for it, unless you want us to believe that it's just a coincidence that all 7 of the kingdoms you seized just happened to simultaneously agree that prepubescent children, all of whom belonged to you specifically, were the best people to elect into power. You can't be serious.
Do you actually know what is happening in this war you've started, Goombas are walking off cliffs to their deaths, Bomb-ombs are blowing themselves up in droves, Bullet Bills are resigning themselves to an eternity of moving in one direction, all for a slight chance at killing me, all of whom fail and waste their lives for nothing because you lack the competence to hire somebody even remotely capable of keeping my in the grave. The condition of the the workers you claim to fight for is atrocious, and that doesn't even compare to the atrocities you've committed on those you deem to oppose you. You kidnapped Yoshi's unborn children and trapped him and his friends in eggs to humiliate them, you've used black magic to contort the bodies of lords and turn them into animals, you've kidnapped innocent toad civilians and turned their friends into bricks, all for what, to overthrow Peach's monarchy and replace it with your own, and you have the gall to act like Peach is the evil one for liking lava pits.
You're evil Bowser, a cold blooded monster who would sooner ruin families and let his men die than not spend a day trying to conquer another kingdom because you're too lazy to simply build one of your own. I'm not here for a journey, I'm not here to have a fun time, I'm here to stop your crimes, save my girlfriend, and restore peace to the land, peace *you* took away, not Peach, prepare to die Bowser.
“Yeah, well, screw you!”
Bowser ready to build Mario 8 new worlds can't build peach a toilet. I think we know who bowser really loves
well is more of sending his minions, he doesn't build much besides the castles if he does at all
@@stevenedwards9262 Lmao, why did you have to take it there?
That’s why he wanted Mario to learn lessons and he designed these worlds for him to have fun so yeah, sums him right up
Of course there was no toilet: Bowser used all the pipes in the previous seven worlds...
This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.
*meanwhile, in another reality*
Bowser: "how'd you get here so fast?!"
Mario: "Imma-a every level completion speedrunnar."
Browser: ".....Oh. I thought you used a warp whistle."
Mario: "I woulda NEVER use thata abomination!"
Browser: "Phew. I was fearing the worst."
That'sa right, I used a warp pipe, word 1-2 bitch
@@davidkraft314 Oh! You're one of THOSE people I see? I get it
Ah yes. The browser thought you used a warp pipe
You forgot the part where he kills bowser instantly.
internet browser
Bowser has a awesome british/English accent.
I thought he sounded vaguely Australian
@@resplndnt Same thing -'J
Just a posh accent
He sounds like the shame wizard from bigmouth
It feels great
This has a special place in my heart, as it was my first exposure to british bowser.
Sucks it keeps getting taken down.
Wait why did this get taken down?
British Bowser is great!
@@harnessedcomic4381 are you asking why nintendo does something?
@@owoberon4947 ah ok there’s the answer
@@owoberon4947
Why this one specifically and not Dorkly’s many other Mario/Nintendo parodies?
This... is actually pretty heart-wrenching for Dorkly/College Humor. I actually felt bad for Mario; he didn't realize he was skipping out on all the fun until it was too late. :'(
Heart warming for me...bowser is a great guy
@@harrellt1405 For a militant, dictatorial, princess kidnapping king; he is. lol
@@videogollumer Heart-wrenching indeed. Why can't Dorkly be like that again :'(
::Mario feels bad about using whistles in Mario 3::
::Uses Star Road in Super Mario World::
::Abuses countless glitches in Mario 64::
Bowser: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!!
Browses lines sound like something Ricky Gervais would say
I'm now imagining Ricky Gervais voicing Bowser in the Mario Film... and honestly I want that now
You guy's know what's good
@@decapitaregrimm6663 having a go at mario for his round head
@@Sergeantmajormario and kemek voiced by Steve merchant
This was fun but let's face it, it's Peach the one looking for being kidnapped, she's got a weird thing going on with bowser...
I heard that Peach is dating Bowser in secret
She just have a weird fetish about getting kidnapped and this is the thing that 'turn her on' xxD
In my head canon, Mario and Bowser are the same person: Mario, being their first name, represents their best days/qualities; Bowser, being their last name, represents their worst.
Peach doesn't like "Bowser," but rather than leaving/escaping, she just waits for "Mario" to come and rescue her… from himself. Even explains why Bowser's invited to sporting events and go karts and the like!
1:12
The moment Luigi discovered his fur-sona
He's probably just on his way to meet Snowtail, the Arctic Fox-Wolf :P
Furries and fursonas are things like cats dogs, usually dogs. Frogs, snakes and dragons are known as scalies
We ShOuLd AlL hAvE sEx
@@Bro-cx2jc it is I! Pond hopper!
2:11 “there’s not even a toilet in here...”
good
Just go in the lava pit...
Bowser wants to be her toilet.
@@DamnDaimen He's a urophiliac?
Who said that?
British Bowser is such a gem
He’s pretty chill and doesn’t seem like a good guy.
Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination
*Mario's hat* Would you like to destroy some evil today?
Mario: Wait, all this aesthetic and you don’t have one single toilet, Bowser? Not judging, just curious...
Bowser: To be fair, we have LAVA. I mean, Lava covers up the smell tenfold. You don’t even notice... unless your looking at someone taking a dump. Trust me, my henchmen are very respectful of one another.
Peach: Hmm... didn’t think about that.
This is too wholesome.
This is the most wholesome dorky bets ever, I love this
After all these years, "there's not even a toilet in here" still sounds hilarious. The anxious delivery is spot on!
What. a. TWIST! bowser actually made mario regret skippin the levels and helped him enjoy the game more, that's a very nice ending
Bowser is just upset that the warp whistle cut his "fun time" with peach.
Why you think it's toad that always tells you that she's somewhere else?
They're all in on it! 📯
Bowser Jr came out of her
@@AT-il2ej Sunshine ☀
Meanwhile in another reality
Bowser:what took so long
Mario: I enjoyed the levels
Bowser: oh so you like to take your time and not stress
Mario:yes
Bowser:well let’s see you defeat me
Mario:”activates invincible star”
Bowser: welp I’m done for
The gigantic world was one of my favorites in the game. Bowser was right about that.
What part is it?
@@DartLuke its been a while for me. I think its world 5 or 6.
@@DartLuke World 4
Bowser's Fury should've been a story about how he's disappointed with Mario speedrunners.
This is why I never use warp whistles when I play SMB3. I go through the entire game, every level, every time.
Finally some saint uploads this! Why did they take this classic down!? Thank you.
Id assume it was nintendont steal our ips
That’s an asinine and unintelligent assumption that totally betrays context and precedent.
I would gladly be bowser's homie since he's usually chill about most things
I love Bowser's English accent
It's dope
I like how the dragon has a picture of his mom on the wall
Um....thats himself.
“Luigi using the frog suit” giving me flashbacks to the fury Mario video
Thing is the warp whistle is so secretly hidden, you’ve might as well earned it if you found it on your first play through. No feeling bad here. Yes you could’ve found the cheats somewhere but back then those were limited to gaming magazines not many people could afford a monthly subscription or players probably already played through the whole game and discovered the warp whistle on a 2nd or third play through.
The Princess' voice is perfect.
Original Collage humor
Dorkly
Video by this guy...
"Incredible... Everything you just said was wrong."
What Mario should have said: "Look, Bowzer, I didn't come here to spend time playing games while all kinds of horrible things are being done to the Princess! I came here to take her home, so I can-uh, I'm here to take her home, so move it!"
"You didn't even rescue any of the kings"
Funny you say that, I once did an edit of the two sketches, this one and "Mario skips World 2" to give some kind of cohesive story.
This is so wholesome, Mario and Bowser being good friends, while they're their biggest enemies
Super Mario Bros 3 was my all time favorite game
Mario and bowser hug each other
This is why Super Mario World was made
I love bowers voice! I think it fits perfect! Same as Mario!
Mario is right though. Saving the princess with any means neccessary(except immoral ones) is the right way to go.
internal logic vs. player logic
"That sounds like it might have been fun" 😂
The relationship between all these characters is getting more confusing.
this is why i fully beat every mario game
What did I just walk into?
This was awesome
Bowser is the mvp here folks
This was great.
Rewatching this Makes me realize that Seeing Luigi of all People having something he doesn't Makes Mario Hate him enough to Push him out of his Life in Later Dorkly/Lowbrow Shorts
Lmao I like how he’s trying so hard to help him out
Bowser and Mario have a great bromance
That ending with what peach said is the funniest part ever
Bowser is the Frenemy we never deserved
This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.
Bowser- you missed the snow world.
Mario - there was a snow world?
Me - yes, and it was a pain in the ass. Worth skipping.
Bowser - the water levels aren’t so bad once you put on the frog suit.
Me - the frog suit was a pain in the ass too. Great underwater, but terrible on land.
Somewhere in this castle bowser jr is crying because his pop isnt grunting or growling when he speaks😳
frog suit in water levels were fun though. And the big goomba boot was also great as well as the hammer bro power up XD.
Mario: **Courage**
Bowser: **Wisdom**
1:57
I never thought I’d see Bowser and Mario hugging it out.
Good, very good indeed
Wholesome video.
I dont know why I like this one so much.
Though if I may, bowsers doing this whole capture the princess thing for him then himself.
Bowser not keeping his accent stable ruins it.
Bowser's voice is so cool! 👍😎
We always knew Mario and Bowser were secretly friends,
bro legit, mario and bowser are legit bros
I remember seeing this a few years ago
Man! I love this! Their practically FRIENEMIES!
If Mario uses the warp whistle, he takes Luigi with him.
I want a bowser hug...
Beautiful brotherhood 👬
the feels like a futurama episode for some weird reason
1: Everybody needs a Bowser hug from time to time.
2: My head cannon is Peach secretly pays Bowser to attack and kidnap her so she can get a vacation and Mario gets to play hero.
Bowser should really be more impressed. If Mario did not even go to the desert, he had no clouds and, at most, one single p-wing.
That was wholesome.
they dont call him king of koopas for nothing lmao
“There’s not even a toilet in here.”
Holy shit, bowser is into shitplay!!!
Haha, love this! A big like and sub. Did Dorkly ever contact you or were they just cool with you sharing it?
I remember this every time I use a warp whistle or enter a warp zone on accident.
Luigi finally got his shining moment
It's really irritating when people say the video is stolen from the original when the person who re-uploaded the original video, especially if it's deleted or not, had literally gave credit IN THE DESCRIPTION.
**IN** all fairness, lol, the concept of warp whistles was to make up for the fact the game lacked any kind of save/password feature...you weren't intended to use them to skip to the end "just because" but more to get back to where you were if you couldn't finish the game in one go.
The whistles are a double edged sword. Sure you get to skip to World 8 fast, but you have no power ups in your arsenal at all, so once you get to the airships, you better be really f’n good at the game. If you play through all of the levels, you should have 99 lives, a few P-Wings, and a cloud or two. Unfortunately I can never beat world 8-1 without a P-wing
This took a weird turn
bowser is so rich he have many castles without any toilets in them
Bowser kidnappes peach for mario to have fun. He does it for mario
Nice, it was a little less dark than the others.
Like with _Robot Chicken,_ I prefer the less shocking/gross ones where the humor can shine on its own.
In the underwater levels there's a fast and big purple fish who is hunting you down
Mario crying & hugging Bowser 😆😆😆
THIS.....IS..........
BRILLIANT.........💯
I was waiting for him to swear to never use the whistle again... and then discover the Star Road 😅
Proceeds to use whistle out of lust
Like I said
There's always times when we simed to fall
But, if it's easy it's not fun at all.
... got that one from a song
Guessing this is the prequel to Kaizo Mario?
I love bowser how he is helping Mario
bowser love mario
Every time I play Super Mario Bros. 3 with my mom I always tell her that we aren't using the whistles. She hates not using them.
This was basically how I learned to the beat the first sonic game since I always used to run out of lives and die by a certain point. Use the level select cheat to skip ahead to those oproblem stages and eventually I could do the whole game in one sitting. Don't judge I was ten at the time. Ah judge if you want I don't give a shit.
Did you ever get stuck at the "barrel of doom" in Sonic 3's carnival zone?
@@Jsims111 Yes. That part stumped me. Luckily a friend figured it out and told me.
To be fair giant word was my favourite as a kid 😎👍
I will have to admit that browser was correct on all counts true hero's have to survive and concur all challenges to earn the right to save the damsel in distress