When you complete the first FFVII level, Reeve sends you a message saying they're so impressed with your work that they're moving the truck and bike to the showroom floor, meaning those are the vehicles the main cast uses to escape. MEANING... POWER WASH SIMULATOR IS CANON IN FFVIIR.
My favorite moment is about 2:05:40 where Max wonders what happened to make Seventh Heaven look so dirty, and then he hits him in that "oh..." kinda way.
Which is funny because Tifa explains why and it has nothing to do with that event. In fact, if you pay attention to the events as you progress through these cleaning projects, it is explained that this is all prior to that event happening.
Headcanon: Reeve is so desperate for social attention which is why he's texting way too much information to some rando Shinra hired to clean some stuff.
The fact the final music in this video happened to be One Winged Angel is hilarious considering how Max was losing his sanity powerwashing by that point
The reward for completing such a mini-game would have to be one of the best items/weapons/etc. in the game to make me even consider putting myself through this.
Yessss he did what I was hoping he’d do! I know alot of people make a meme about this game (and you should lol it’s a very strange game to exist) however it’s very satisfying
There's also Tomb Raider DLC, and a plot point where you have to use your pressure washer to prevent every volcano in the pacific rim erupting simultainiously with time travellers and a lost civilization of fish people.
James Marsden, one of my older brothers school friends and the ceo of futurlab, was a MASSIVE inspiration for me regarding street fighter.... now in 2023, my fav fighting game streamer is cleaning tifas bar in a game he helped create. What a strange strage world we live in.
@@paperluigi6132 or looking out how the diffrent tools could be used. Becouse if he had. So could he had cleaned seven heaven really quick be himself if he had switched the tool that he used. So yes he made it mutch harder then it it is.
This has been my favourite cosy game for over 200 hours where I just mute the sound and binge youtube on my second monitor. Lots of Max included. And when this content dropped I thought "wouldnt it be funny if Max played this". And here we are...
This game gives me a feeling similar to digging to find a very annoying and constantly growing itch that doesn't exist Just watching it makes me want to tear my eyeballs out
I'm having the exact same reaction to this as the first time I saw Kingdom Hearts 1 gameplay back in 2002: weird collab choice from Square...but it actually looks kinda fun.
I will have a genuine laugh if Square ends up making the "Powerwash Guy" an in-lore character purely for explaining the cleanliness of various places and objects in FF7 Remake.
He’s already semi-canon; at the end of the bike and truck level Reeve mentions that you did such a good job with them he moved them to the atrium floor. Meaning that Cloud and Tifa only managed to find and use them because power wash guy did such a good job.
Fun fact, this is somehow canon to FFVII. It takes place right before FFVII when Tifa finds Cloud, and they’re actually scouting out mako reactor 1 while you’re cleaning the bar. So in a way, it is canon.
Does that mean that the chalk on the chalkboards in the bar being immune to high-pressure water is also canon? If so, chalk armor would be great when fighting Leviathan >:P
Somehow, this made me flashback to when I was (Forced) to help my step-father at his shop (he used to clean cars for a living. Like, super detail work and such.)
Just wait until Max finds out that the story and dialogue from Tifa, Reeve, and Heidegger for this DLC pack was written by Nomura himself and is *canon to FFVII Remake*.
Honestly, aside from the dopamine hits from the dings and other indicators of progress I am finding this relaxing because I am coming off a very bug-filled game called Party Hard 2 that was rage inducing because of how many game-breaking issues it has.
i will say, the devs missed a trick on this. the stairs. they should have done the stairs. and Heidegger being like "look man. you really dont have to do this. NO ONE uses these things. we just hired you for this for safety checks on paper. hell we tell the health inspectors there's 69 flights of stairs and they pass the inspection without even looking" and as you get higher in the % he's like "good god man.... i'll pay for a full trip to costa de sol jsut for you" lol
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I can’t wait for his analysis video on how all of this ties into the lore.
If there was a kingdom hearts update it definitely would
It happens after the ending of ff7
Final Fantasy VII: Refurbished
When you complete the first FFVII level, Reeve sends you a message saying they're so impressed with your work that they're moving the truck and bike to the showroom floor, meaning those are the vehicles the main cast uses to escape.
MEANING...
POWER WASH SIMULATOR IS CANON IN FFVIIR.
@@StriderZessei but power wash guy jumps dimensions to the real world and to Tomb Raider as well… my theory is he is Gilgamesh lol
"There's dirt everywhere!" You're turning into a mom, Max.
Cloud: “We got a you a new weapon, Barret. You can start with the Hardy Daytona.”
Barret: “OH, *HELL NO!”*
JJ is like "why don't you clean the actual house instead?"
JJ: Max, why is everything in the house soaking wet?! Did a pipe burst?
Max: I cleaned the house with a power washer
JJ: YOU DID *WHAT?!?!*
@@LordDragox412 Max: “I can’t just let these new skills go to waste, this bitch is clean AF now right? …..right??”
Max: Everything is wet cause I had no TAB
@@WhiteHawk77 in comes one nanometer of dirt inside the toilet tank.
Max: shudup, JJ! You're not my mom!!"😭
JJ: sigh...😑
Wasn't expecting a boss rage lmao
It's so funny seeing his sanity diminishing from start to finish
My favorite moment is about 2:05:40 where Max wonders what happened to make Seventh Heaven look so dirty, and then he hits him in that "oh..." kinda way.
I thought the exact same thing... and then traumatized myself all over again...
Which is funny because Tifa explains why and it has nothing to do with that event.
In fact, if you pay attention to the events as you progress through these cleaning projects, it is explained that this is all prior to that event happening.
I love the implication it’s cannon that some guy was power-washing the diorama while the reactor bombing was taking place
*The opening cracked me up so hard, EFF indeed.*
It reminded me of the old days of dead by daylight. When flashlights were like flashbangs
@@ScarecrowJames yeah but now you guys have actual flashbangs to compensate
22:22- the music greatly intensifies as Max approaches the end of cleaning this god damn bike.
in Rebirth they’ll reveal that Power Washer guy was canon and he’ll be the bonus boss fight
I can't stop laughing each time Max presses tab and sees more orange in a spot he thinks is clean and just gasps
Headcanon: Reeve is so desperate for social attention which is why he's texting way too much information to some rando Shinra hired to clean some stuff.
Lol, apparently this DLC is actually canon
2:05:46 I love the moment when 6 player coop starts making sense to Max
The fact the final music in this video happened to be One Winged Angel is hilarious considering how Max was losing his sanity powerwashing by that point
Jeez, Tifas bar looks like there was a Meteor impact or something.
@@aganaom1712 fr fr😔
Good thing those paintings on the walls are immune to pressure washing. That's some good quality art right there.
Later this year they will reveal this was actually Rebirth and Rebirth is now 3.
I like how Tifa has enough money to pay for the whole damn bar to be power washed buy not enough to pay Cloud for the reactor bombing
Income tax season probably
OCD priorities
Why the heck did she let it get so bad too? I mean sure I'm glad she called us to clean but like damn bitch at least keep the Jukebox clean.
Also Clothes...
He was doing her a solid
"This should definitely be one of the mini-games in the sequel." I totally agree!
The reward for completing such a mini-game would have to be one of the best items/weapons/etc. in the game to make me even consider putting myself through this.
Max pressing tab and getting blinded by the dirt on the bar was priceless
Love how using a keyboard is what makes him feel like a nerd and not every single object behind him in his room.
Sees that you can crouch and go prone, "We've got Nioh high mid and low stances?"
Originally titled: "Final Fantasy 7 is BACK...and I'm CLEANING IT?!"
Max while cleaning the bathroom: "IT'S CLEAN! I JUST NEED THE CONFIRMATION!"
Me: I have so many things to do today
Also me: literally sat and watched Max clean shit on a video game 🤦🏾♂️
Max will eventually learn Omni Splash.
That one ramming spike he kept missing was driving me ballistic 😂
Am I really going to watch an almost whole 4 hour video of Max furiously cleaning things?
Yes, yes I will.
100% me. Watched someone stream it yesterday for about 2 hours and still came back to watch Max play for 4 hours.
Dead ass didn’t even realize it was four hours until I read the comments😂😂😂
Tifa: "I would KILL for a shower"
It all makes sense now...
The powerwash developers NEED to partner with Capcom for a Re4 Remake DLC. Just imagine Max's face when he realizes he need to wash the entire village
Ever since I first heard of this update, my immediate thought was “Max has to play this.” So glad, this is happening. 😂
I love that max was like “you gotta check this shit out” to his wife.
At first I was confused why it wasnt a highlights video... but after watching Max slowly (quickly) absolutely lose his mind, I understood hahaha
Final Boss: Having to clean the entire city of Midgar
Fuck that, I’d quit.
41:47 oh god imagine if he wouldve completed it at the exact moment the pizza music reached its climax
Yeah. Would have been sick
You know, chat was really hoping this would be another joke episode of _BOSS RAGE._
The sequel to _BASS RAGE:_ An episode named _WASH RAGE._
This is some next level Boss Rage shit. Don't think I've seen any other game demand more of Max's gaming prowess to beat.
I have never seen a man lose his mind cleaning since my bisabuelo. 😂
Max seems confused by 3D objects. Cleaning one side doesn't magically clean the other 😂
Wait until he learns about UV Maps!
Maximilian Dood, the man with almost endless patiance in any kind of Dark Souls games, driven nuts and beaten by Power Wash Simulator
god the beginning had me dying. such a great start to the morning !
~ greetings from osaka
2:05:03 Max expression here was priceless 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Yessss he did what I was hoping he’d do! I know alot of people make a meme about this game (and you should lol it’s a very strange game to exist) however it’s very satisfying
It's not really strange
Oh dear lord. This is hell. This is what it looks like. You have to watch someone miss the fucking spot for all of eternity.
Can't say i was expecting a 4 hour long power wash simulator video from Max lol.
As a professional power washer and a massive FF7 fan, this game is a wet dream for me.
There's also Tomb Raider DLC, and a plot point where you have to use your pressure washer to prevent every volcano in the pacific rim erupting simultainiously with time travellers and a lost civilization of fish people.
Cloud @ 2:05:02 - "Damn, girl! You live like this?!
Remember not that long ago when square was so protective of FF7 that we only got 2 songs in Smash 4? Wow
I guess they learned their lesson when they included Sephiroth and FF7 got the representation it finally deserved
Now let’s have a Powerwash/Resident Evil crossover where you have to clean the RIPD offices. I’m sure Max will love that.
Lmao the bar stage must’ve been a boss stage cause I mean the dirt basically lit up the entire screen when he pressed it
James Marsden, one of my older brothers school friends and the ceo of futurlab, was a MASSIVE inspiration for me regarding street fighter.... now in 2023, my fav fighting game streamer is cleaning tifas bar in a game he helped create. What a strange strage world we live in.
Watching the stuff get clean is so satisfying to watch. I kind of want to play this now.
Never played this game before but it feels like Max is making this so much harder than it needs to be.
He was 💀
He always is
He’s not really known for patience.
@@paperluigi6132 or looking out how the diffrent tools could be used. Becouse if he had. So could he had cleaned seven heaven really quick be himself if he had switched the tool that he used. So yes he made it mutch harder then it it is.
This video should have been titled "Wash Rage".
The absolute guts this man has to shoot water at the Scorpion while its tail is up.
F1rst.....
Wait what???
This feels weird yet nice at the same time.
PowerWash Simulator is so satisfying.
I love seeing Max's "how does it keep going" face every time he hits the Tab key.
This has been my favourite cosy game for over 200 hours where I just mute the sound and binge youtube on my second monitor. Lots of Max included. And when this content dropped I thought "wouldnt it be funny if Max played this". And here we are...
7:30 I knew EXACTLY what was about to be quoted and was not disappointed 🤣 Saw it coming haha
Max: “That is the cleanest car you’ve eve- *Hits Tab* FUCK!!!!!!” 31:39
I didn't expect a boss rage out of this game but I welcome it. Was hilarious to watch on stream.
Haven't laughed at a max video in a while.
But the shut up chat made me laugh so hard
Watching the stream was so entertaining as he slowly descends into madness!
Yes, it was!
This game gives me a feeling similar to digging to find a very annoying and constantly growing itch that doesn't exist
Just watching it makes me want to tear my eyeballs out
This game is deceptively brutal yet strangely addictive.
Therapist: "Max Christian Bale can't hurt you because he doesn't exist."
MCB: 1:08:37
This stream was hilarious, I'm glad it got brought over here, LOL
Now I’ve never heard of this game. I saw Final Fantasy 7 and clicked instantly. Is this official?
Yes
Lol as unbelievable as it sounds it is 😂 Power Wash Simulator collabed with FF7
Yes.
Yep, it's an official DLC collab (free) for Powerwash Simulator. Normally a relaxing game until they throw tons of cracks and crevices at you, lol.
It is, as Powerwash Simulator is published by Square Enix
"There's no way that does it"
*ding*
This is some looney tunes ahh
I'm having the exact same reaction to this as the first time I saw Kingdom Hearts 1 gameplay back in 2002: weird collab choice from Square...but it actually looks kinda fun.
They're the publishers for Powerwash simulator so it, weirdly, makes alot more sense than KH.
You can actually see the orange light shining on Max's face when he activates "dirt vision" in Seventh Heaven.
When I thought RUclips finally stopped suggesting the carpet cleaning videos this suddenly came up
This is just perfect on so many levels. Made my day.
I will have a genuine laugh if Square ends up making the "Powerwash Guy" an in-lore character purely for explaining the cleanliness of various places and objects in FF7 Remake.
He’s already semi-canon; at the end of the bike and truck level Reeve mentions that you did such a good job with them he moved them to the atrium floor.
Meaning that Cloud and Tifa only managed to find and use them because power wash guy did such a good job.
Max has a point about "you missed a spot" maybe that will be the name of the next DLC 🤣😂🤣😂
This was one of the funniest things to watch live LOL
2:08:09 music hit me right in the feels lmao
$200 to detail a whole Scorpion Sentinel. Shinra truly are evil.
The battle music playing while he’s doing the cleaning is killing me right now. Like wtf is going on? 😂😂😂
Max is a “Casual Scrub” 18:21 thats my favorite high light for me. 😂
Fun fact, this is somehow canon to FFVII. It takes place right before FFVII when Tifa finds Cloud, and they’re actually scouting out mako reactor 1 while you’re cleaning the bar. So in a way, it is canon.
Does that mean that the chalk on the chalkboards in the bar being immune to high-pressure water is also canon? If so, chalk armor would be great when fighting Leviathan >:P
I would say the health inspector should close down the bar but I remember it was closed on account someone dropping a plate.
I can watch a man digitally clean places in Midgar for almost 4 hours but I can't even bring myself to clean my apartment 🙃
Somehow, this made me flashback to when I was (Forced) to help my step-father at his shop (he used to clean cars for a living. Like, super detail work and such.)
"That last bit of ̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ dirt is always the hardest to snuff out." - Sephiroth (KH2)
Final Fantasy VII: Power Wash Crisis
Your enthusiasm here really made my day! Thanks!
I can't wait for the highlights and reactions to this whole stream, so fucking gold lol
Can't wait to use omniscrub against safer sepiroth and clean the meteor with the nozzle found in the northern crator.
*Walks into a disgusting room, I'm talking absolutely abhorrent filth caked into every inch of every surface* Did....Sephiroth do this?
Just wait until Max finds out that the story and dialogue from Tifa, Reeve, and Heidegger for this DLC pack was written by Nomura himself and is *canon to FFVII Remake*.
I loved the fanart that shows the cleaning person as Cloud in diguise!
Honestly, aside from the dopamine hits from the dings and other indicators of progress I am finding this relaxing because I am coming off a very bug-filled game called Party Hard 2 that was rage inducing because of how many game-breaking issues it has.
Platinum unlocks Tifa in 7th Heaven.
You get to wash her too.
Lol
i will say, the devs missed a trick on this. the stairs. they should have done the stairs. and Heidegger being like "look man. you really dont have to do this. NO ONE uses these things. we just hired you for this for safety checks on paper. hell we tell the health inspectors there's 69 flights of stairs and they pass the inspection without even looking" and as you get higher in the % he's like "good god man.... i'll pay for a full trip to costa de sol jsut for you" lol
that was entertaining to watch. I'd love it if they kept going and added the church, aeriths house and hojo's lab.
My stress levels watching this 📈📈📈
Shinra dropping the plate did a much better job of cleaning Midgar than Max did.
why yes, we will definitely do virtual chores just to stay in your favorite video game universes. how come you ask?
I can't believe max sat through 3 hrs of this ,you brave soul, godspeed max
After having to do this IRL for community service it’s always funny to me that people are doing this shit for relaxation and fun
This is a perfect game for both Max and JayJay together. Would love to watch it.