Scottish ....iron brew ...whiskey ....haggis neeps and tatties...tartan...buckfast ....the list goes on...proud to be scottish ...as wiliam wallace said FREEDOM 😀😀
I can't believe how vividly accurate this all is. I felt like I was reliving a horror that I thought had been long left behind in the realms of childhood. Do you guys remember the awkward situation of a friend acting up to his parents as a way of showing off to you, and you having to sit their awkwardly as they bollocked him in front of you?
I have been scrolling for ages to find this exact comment. His delivery of that makes me LOL as well, but what is the meaning of calling her a boot? Is it simply a derogatory nickname for someone, or does it have a definition?
Imagine being house rice and you’ve suggested a night out with your wife to see a comedian you went to school with. You’ve got a young family so you don’t get out much - it takes organising. Sitting in the theatre next to your wife whilst she’s pissing herself laughing and you’re pretending to laugh knowing inside that you’re house rice.
"Get something in that frying pan ya f***in' boot!"😂 it's taken me 10 minutes to write that one line.😂I'm sat here crying, coughing and i can't see for tears. Its gone 12 and my hand is clamped over my mouth stifling what sounds like a pig in a headlock, trying not to wake the house up.😂 Damn you KB🤣😂
😂 “alarm bells are ringing. we having fookin’ HOUSE RICE” 😂 Kevin, thank you Champion storyteller. Able to lift heavy weights off, of all our shoulders by making us laugh so hard. Love your unique gift of delivery, the change in gear between characters, the pause, the gestures, the slang, - stand out. relatable life stories, with zero fcks about classism, snobbery, etc. I am not Scottish and I understand you fine. Those that care, listen and get it.
Seven o'clock in the morning and I'm caught in a Kevin Bridges loop. Lot's of stuff to do before heading to work but laughter is suddenly my priority. It should be mandatorily to start your day wiping laughter tears.
@@cliffclavin3865 I watched this whole thing on the telly last night. I was in stitches when he was taking about Jesus Mary & Joseph. All Joseph’s work mates going back to his house after the pub to wake the wee man up for more wine. Pure class. 😂😂😂
No, no. Whilst dad was normally strict, if I’d called home he was suddenly very relaxed and welcomed the idea of me stopping out. Only now do I realise him and mum were glad of a free house. Shudder the thought.
This always reminds me of a time I stayed at a friends when I was younger, nothing worse than waking up early as hell before everyone else and waiting for someone else to go about
This guy is amazing! Now imagine a Portuguese trying not only to get the joke, but also understand his Glasgow accent!!! Awesome!!!! More like this please
@@ALLMETAL1970 no, i can relate to the staying over at a friends house and getting the leftover pillow, mattress and blanket, as well as eating food I've never eaten before, as well as the third party controller that is transparent and has weird symbols.
Seen him live twice…. First time I was able to say hello afterwards and get a picture with him. Second time, I thought I was gonna have to leave because my jaw was sore with laughing. I’m Scottish so get a lot of his humour and quirks…. He’s brilliant!
@@jamiecharlton9844 true romance… my favourite film! As for being a jambo…. No, my names James, and jambo was just always a nickname. I’m Scottish, wish I was a jambo, unfortunately I’m an arsenal fan! Lol
By far the best stand up comic about these days. The references to laddish culture are unrivalled. But, don’t let this fool you, his timing is absolutely in point !
I listen to another version of this around once a month when I’m feeling down. I’m glad I can give the official one my views. I love his form of detailed observational comedy that is somehow so relatable! HUS RICE!
Hey Kevsta. I always come back to this for a laugh and a distraction from the fact they both my parents have passed. So thanks for the laughs. You fcuking funny❤❤
I once spent the weekend with my best friend's family at their holiday home two hours of twists and turns west of Glasgow. His dad, who had driven the route many time before, threw the car round the corners so much that the first thing I did when we arrived was open the car door and vomit all over their drive. Good start! I actually don't remember too much about the rest of the weekend (it was a very long time ago), but his mum did try to ply me with porridge for breakfast made with water and added salt (the "true" Scottish way). That didn't go down well -- actually it didn't go down at all, after one taste. Never did get invited back again...
Best comedian in Britain and has been for many years now. I'm English with Scottish family and everthing this bloke does is brilliantly accurate and hilarious.
I am not Scottish, yet am totally in thrall, addicted to Kevin Bridges. He is really brilliant, I can 'see' those situations, and laugh out loud to my stomach.
Absolute classic , so true- I remember going for a sleep over but i was even older about 13 so it was worse. Not only did we all sit down for dinner with the whole family and his dad just told really dull stories about his job, afterwards I had to sit with the entire family and watch the film. I remember saying to my friend 'mate, you said come over and we'll watch a film, you didn't say come over and watch a film with my mum and my dad and my sister' and then when we went to bed, I was used to chatting and staying up all night, playing video games like most kids - but even the slightest noise we made his mum or dad would shout up the stairs to tell is to be quiet. It was absolutely awful, and I went to school on the Monday and told everyone how bad it was and never went round his house again!
Absolutely outstanding, I'm a massive fan of Kevin Bridges, have been for over 10 years now. I can watch your stand up over and over pal and it never gets old. Never change, you and Frankie Boyle are the best!
I was raised in the sixties and I relate to it. At breakfast they put hot milk and hot butter (wtf) on their cornflakes. I asked for the sugar and was met with a stoney faced stare. When my dad came to pick me up I waited in the car whilst he made polite conversation.
@@sallypenhalli if you asked for sugar on cornflakes in my house you’d get looked at like you had steaming turds hanging out your mouth too. Disgusting.
"House Rice" hahahaha. He's hilarious. Actually he was describing a pretty nice family. He was like Bart Simpson describing the Flanders. The whole family smelled the same got me too.
Must be an amazing feeling making all those people laugh. I'm sire it's a feeling Kev will never get sick of. He was born to do stand up, he's so talented.❤❤
Two days ago, I ordered Indian take away, and forgot to order the rice, so I had to make my own to go with it. And this was all I could think about! "I can't believe I'm having house rice!" 😩😂
I know "doofer" as a generic "thingummy" word - so yeah, it's the remote, but, depending on context, it could also be a screwdriver, ladle, sewing-machine bobbin, unnamed bracket clip thing for holding a van door open, etc, etc, etc...
🏴🏴Howdy from Texas brothers and sisters 🩸 Couldn’t understand half o what he said a few days ago😆 but after a 12hr binge he comes in loud n clear! My man has hilarious material & his timing n delivery are perfect...You can tell KB is a good dude too, the way he connects with his audience makes ya feel good! Thats not the case with all comedians, but when a comic has that extra gear and connects with the crowd it makes his stuff that much funnier...Helluva stage presence. I hope he rakes it in 💰 lookin forward to this chaps ascension! Long and good health to Mr.Kevin Bridges!
OMG! Not Scottish, but close. Northumberland. You’re hilarious! I understand every word. Gan yam!!!! I love you changed it to home for the audience 🤣🤣🏴👍
Absolutely genius! Even if its loosely based on one of his experiences or a few put together it's totally accurate that most can relate too! And his delivery of the gag just wow 👌.. one of the best!
My first sleepover was at my Nigerian friend’s house... my parents’ motto might have been ‘sure ya won’t die’ but after seeing what was on the other end of the spectrum I found myself feeling quite grateful for their style of parenting
saw this video on tiktok and watched all of it. went on to RUclips to see if there was any longer clips, and i found out that this clip was 10 minutes? it bloody didnt feel like it
I too always thought when ordering takeout that it “made more sense” or something to boil some rice already in the house than to order in a tray or two for several times the price and no joke ever since seeing this whenever ordering takeout I haven’t dared boil a single pot since, even at the considerable risk of not having enough rice. There’s just too great a stigma now.
There are likely far more hoose rices out there than one might think. We are legion and one day we will rise again and take our rightful place. In all likelihood, at some point midway between the Bridges’ and the Cassidys’ residence ✊ 🍚 🚩
Crazy how relatable this video was i went round to the mates for what i thought was a sunday roast and it was a freybentos pie and veg i literally forced it down me wanting to be sick, i remember having a bite then swallow my drink to force it down it was fucking vile, then at the end of the night my mate said he would make me up the most compfy sleeping set up ever, and it was just a old duvet with no bed sheet on and a bean bag for a pillow and i was laying there on his rock hard carpet floor breathing in the family smell and the exact same thing with the clock ticking in the bedroom thinking exactly the same get me the fuck home
absolutely howling at this. Not least because I am hooserice. Mam always cooked basmati at home if we had takeaway. God only knows what pals coming to stay would have said to their parents about my gaff hahahaaha
Quietly sneaking out of a sleepover early is a nightmare. The tiniest things seem to make a hellish noise... Creaking floorboards, a wee unexpected early morning fart coming out, turning the key in the lock, slowly shutting the door and then... RUN!
I've only found this today. I figured to look into more after viewing on Universal Comedy. Most time I watch Alistair Begg. He's a preacher. I'm from Texas over here in my Selena ear rings. Your accent I can understand most of it. I enjoyed the comedy!
Are you as proud to be Scottish as I am? - ruclips.net/video/q-KOhArt44M/видео.html
I've only been to Ecclefechan. 👍
“It’s shite being Scottish!” … btw I’m allowed to say that 😉👍
Totally natural, hilarious 🏴
Me 2
Scottish ....iron brew ...whiskey ....haggis neeps and tatties...tartan...buckfast ....the list goes on...proud to be scottish ...as wiliam wallace said FREEDOM 😀😀
I can't believe how vividly accurate this all is. I felt like I was reliving a horror that I thought had been long left behind in the realms of childhood. Do you guys remember the awkward situation of a friend acting up to his parents as a way of showing off to you, and you having to sit their awkwardly as they bollocked him in front of you?
yes and reliving it hurts lmao
probably not as much as the slap they got for it tho.
my wee brother did this on friday and i brought back some memories i can tell you that much
Yep. ‘Your friend can fuck off an’ all!’
The only thing worse was being told off by your parents in front of your friend.
Yeah I was that kid 😆
"Get something in that frying pan ya fucking boot"
literally crying hahahah
I have been scrolling for ages to find this exact comment. His delivery of that makes me LOL as well, but what is the meaning of calling her a boot? Is it simply a derogatory nickname for someone, or does it have a definition?
That line had me in bits😂😂😂
Yes its a derogatory name for a woman here in Glasgow.
Like saying cow or b*tch 😂
@@kingmortz It means worthless. It's full connotation being a woman you would 'boot out of the bed after shaggin'
@@kingmortzI understand it as him calling her an old boot, meaning comparable to an aged leather boot
This guy has everything - accents, acting, timing, insight, wit...and hilarious.
Almost like hes a comedian
@@HelloImCrimson you think you did something don’t you 😂😂
@@HelloImCrimson or a chemeldion
V CV
The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase, brilliant.
'Oh he's driving a Ferrari is he?' 'Who?' 'HOOSE RICE' Fucking howling
Oi 🤣
I died at this also
I'd love to know if Stuart cassidy is still referred to as Hoose rice up in Scotland. Oh, and what car he's driving obviously🤣
@@cliffclavin3865 hats off to the man if he's actually driving a Ferrari 🤣
That was the bit for me, Then the call to dad. HAHAHAAAAA
Imagine being house rice and you’ve suggested a night out with your wife to see a comedian you went to school with. You’ve got a young family so you don’t get out much - it takes organising. Sitting in the theatre next to your wife whilst she’s pissing herself laughing and you’re pretending to laugh knowing inside that you’re house rice.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shouldn't have been the house rice guy watching the hand that rocks the cradle on a Friday night then, lesson learned!
"Get something in that frying pan ya f***in' boot!"😂
it's taken me 10 minutes to write that one line.😂I'm sat here crying, coughing and i can't see for tears.
Its gone 12 and my hand is clamped over my mouth stifling what sounds like a pig in a headlock, trying not to wake the house up.😂
Damn you KB🤣😂
“Aw that shite starts again” 😂😂😂😂 absolutely buckled!
😂 “alarm bells are ringing. we having fookin’ HOUSE RICE” 😂 Kevin, thank you Champion storyteller. Able to lift heavy weights off, of all our shoulders by making us laugh so hard. Love your unique gift of delivery, the change in gear between characters, the pause, the gestures, the slang, - stand out. relatable life stories, with zero fcks about classism, snobbery, etc. I am not Scottish and I understand you fine. Those that care, listen and get it.
My sons a great cook n he makes his own curry’s n his own rice that’s his new nickname “hoose rice” 😂😂😂
“Get something in that frying pan ya fuckin boot” had me rolling man 😂
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Seven o'clock in the morning and I'm caught in a Kevin Bridges loop. Lot's of stuff to do before heading to work but laughter is suddenly my priority. It should be mandatorily to start your day wiping laughter tears.
Greatest 10 minutes of comedy on RUclips. Can't wait to see this bloke live again.
You should watch the one about Greece being asked to pay its deficit.
@@lyndsaycrawford do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not.😉🤣🤣
@@cliffclavin3865 As Socrates said “He is richest who is content with least”
As Plato says “yer no getting yer money ya fuckin cow” 😂😂😂
@@lyndsaycrawford that's a fucking beauty!
@@cliffclavin3865 I watched this whole thing on the telly last night. I was in stitches when he was taking about Jesus Mary & Joseph. All Joseph’s work mates going back to his house after the pub to wake the wee man up for more wine. Pure class. 😂😂😂
It's the cold truth in "No family recovers from a jab to the dad" that makes it so incredibly funny to me.
I don’t understand this bit. This is not my first language cam someone explain? Thanks😅
@@patritoro1865 it's basically saying if you punch the father, you take out the whole family
No, no. Whilst dad was normally strict, if I’d called home he was suddenly very relaxed and welcomed the idea of me stopping out. Only now do I realise him and mum were glad of a free house. Shudder the thought.
The things we never knew as kids hahaha
Fk. I'd never thought of that until you mentioned it. The brutality of reality
The most tragic thing happened. His dad fucked his mom. Cartman southpark-
Dude everyone's dads fucked there moms
Hahaha.. mate your comment deserves to be in the 1/2k mark for likes
Remote control called the Doofer?? I still call it the Remote. My kids call it the Hawnal (Handle obviously) and now my gf calls it the Buttons 🤣 FML
This always reminds me of a time I stayed at a friends when I was younger, nothing worse than waking up early as hell before everyone else and waiting for someone else to go about
It's uncanny how much hes captured my childhood memories to a tee
I just wanted to say, as an American, this is one of the funniest stand up bits I've heard in a long time. The sleep over bit is spot on.
The build up to that very last line is an absolute masterclass in comedy and timing ❤️
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@Talorc MacAllan A should, av been getn up late recently. That whole bit wasn't a build up to that one line fs, the whole story's the joke.
Genius
Now i think this is the best 10 mins ive heard from Kev.......just brilliant. He takes you right there into the Cassidy house........
Don't wanna be there. Thats no a family. Thats a cult
This guy is amazing! Now imagine a Portuguese trying not only to get the joke, but also understand his Glasgow accent!!! Awesome!!!! More like this please
Are you brazilian? Do you understand all that he said? #Paulo monteiro
@@sergionevesoficial Portuguese! ;)
At start I was struggling, but after a few listens of his material I got to the hang of his accent !
@@PauloJorgeMonteiro that's great. I'm Brazilian
Well done 👍
Nicely done. I've seen English people in the comments saying they can't understand a word he's saying. Obrigado
Battering the letterbox, quality especially the final flick with the hand gesture, used to do that all the time lmao. Those were the days :-)
Wee hoose rice. Funniest piece of stand up i've heard in my life. Greetings from Belgium
Love these little snippets; childhood memories; the hilarious, snappy tales from KEVIN BRIDGES 🤣💥🤣💥🤣
Kevin is brilliant !
I was almost crying with laughter.... Mr Bridges... You are brilliant!!!!
Oh god this was EVERYONE’s sleepover, right down to other people’s house smell
Hoose rice!
My favorite bit because it's so relatable, having grown up in similar circumstances.
Don’t sound like it pal
@@josephmcginness5786 😂😂😂aye he was hoose rice
@@lyndsaycrawford no
@@Jmvarsyou had hoose rice with home deliveries?
@@ALLMETAL1970 no, i can relate to the staying over at a friends house and getting the leftover pillow, mattress and blanket, as well as eating food I've never eaten before, as well as the third party controller that is transparent and has weird symbols.
Love how the scottish accent relates to Old Norse.
In Danish:
House = Hus
Mouse=Mus
It makes it an easy dialect for Scandinavians to understand.
As we say…” there’s a moose loose aboot this Hoose “
Greetings from Glasgow 👍
While I agree, I must put my foot down by saying that danish isn't a language, it's a widespread throat infection. /Regards Sweden
@@JamesBond-si7xs oh ffs, It's gonna take me a week to get that bloody ad out of my head now >:(
Greeting = Crying
Gråter = Crying
Bairn = child
Barn = child
The attention to detail!! The “house smell!”
Seen him live twice…. First time I was able to say hello afterwards and get a picture with him. Second time, I thought I was gonna have to leave because my jaw was sore with laughing. I’m Scottish so get a lot of his humour and quirks…. He’s brilliant!
A jambo and true romance fan 👌
@@jamiecharlton9844 true romance… my favourite film! As for being a jambo…. No, my names James, and jambo was just always a nickname. I’m Scottish, wish I was a jambo, unfortunately I’m an arsenal fan! Lol
“True romance is so cool, it’s so cool, it’s so cool”
@@lyndsaycrawford sure is lyndsay! My fave film.
The speech accents and words might be different, but the sense of humour between Glaswegians and Londoners is the same.
Subtitles ‘this bathroom the little box on an ounce’ 👀 instead of ‘battering the letterbox unannounced’ 😂 great work RUclips
@@lensflares9901 😬🤣
"You're on thin ice Mr Cassidy you old bastar'"
One of the funniest monologues ever spoken
That was hilarious 😂
By far the best stand up comic about these days. The references to laddish culture are unrivalled. But, don’t let this fool you, his timing is absolutely in point !
I got laughed at college by my best friend because in my house we called the remote, telly buttons.... 13 years later and she still laughs.
Hook the Da! No family can survive a hook to the Da. Lol.
Telly buttons 👍👍
Telly buttons or just THE buttons in our house :D
I'm laughing at you now😂😂
I was the remote
Absolute perfect comedy - HOOSE RICE - will send my son round his mates house very soon!!
Brilliant this, watched it so many times and still laugh every time, HOOSE RICE !! Cheers Kev, top notch !
I listen to another version of this around once a month when I’m feeling down. I’m glad I can give the official one my views. I love his form of detailed observational comedy that is somehow so relatable!
HUS RICE!
The crazy thing is that we’ve all been there!
Lived in Paisley, Lochwinnoch and Saltcoats...How i miss the Scottisch..FF-ing Brilliant! Greetings from The Netherlands
Hey Kevsta. I always come back to this for a laugh and a distraction from the fact they both my parents have passed. So thanks for the laughs. You fcuking funny❤❤
Kevin is an absolute legend
This isnt a family, this is a cult.
This is all so true!!
They sound like right cults.
I need outta here!
@@kingmortzI used to hate sleepovers 😂😂😂
This is an absolute masterpiece of reminiscence. ‘Hoose Rice’…🤣🤣🤣
Just literally watched The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and this scene literally came to my head straightaway 🤣🤣
"Hand that Rocks the Cradle" ROTFL
All the house rice's laughing at you 😂😂🇮🇪
Going to see him tomorrow in Dublin. He’s one of the funniest comedians of all time.
I once spent the weekend with my best friend's family at their holiday home two hours of twists and turns west of Glasgow. His dad, who had driven the route many time before, threw the car round the corners so much that the first thing I did when we arrived was open the car door and vomit all over their drive. Good start!
I actually don't remember too much about the rest of the weekend (it was a very long time ago), but his mum did try to ply me with porridge for breakfast made with water and added salt (the "true" Scottish way). That didn't go down well -- actually it didn't go down at all, after one taste. Never did get invited back again...
This was the funniest I've seen Kevin Bridges! Brilliant,I think he's the best comedian in Great Britain! ❤
Fucking top tier. Goal is to see him live one day.
Best comedian in Britain and has been for many years now.
I'm English with Scottish family and everthing this bloke does is brilliantly accurate and hilarious.
Best comedian in years
I am not Scottish, yet am totally in thrall, addicted to Kevin Bridges. He is really brilliant, I can 'see' those situations, and laugh out loud to my stomach.
I've been waiting for you to upload this for months!
1 of my favourite Kev I N sketches, so many good lines but to finish with get something in that frying pan ya boot is genius 😂😂
Absolutely brilliant. I'm 45.that was my childhood. Spot on😂😂
That man is a legend and so talented he cracks me up everything what a scream xx
Hoose Rice ftw never get tired of this bit, top level comedy & timing ♥
Absolute classic , so true- I remember going for a sleep
over but i was even older about 13 so it was worse. Not only did we all sit down for dinner with the whole family and his dad just told really dull stories about his job, afterwards I had to sit with the entire family and watch the film. I remember saying to my friend 'mate, you said come over and we'll watch a film, you didn't say come over and watch a film with my mum and my dad and my sister' and then when we went to bed, I was used to chatting and staying up all night, playing video games like most kids - but even the slightest noise we made his mum or dad would shout up the stairs to tell is to be quiet. It was absolutely awful, and I went to school on the Monday and told everyone how bad it was and never went round his house again!
Absolutely outstanding, I'm a massive fan of Kevin Bridges, have been for over 10 years now. I can watch your stand up over and over pal and it never gets old. Never change, you and Frankie Boyle are the best!
This is something that everyone brought up in the 80s and 90s can relate to 😂
Aye & you know he didn’t call it a Chinese lol! “Where’s awe the yella Shiite” lol. He’s brilliant
Hell I was raised in the 2000s and I relate to it.
I was raised in the sixties and I relate to it. At breakfast they put hot milk and hot butter (wtf) on their cornflakes. I asked for the sugar and was met with a stoney faced stare. When my dad came to pick me up I waited in the car whilst he made polite conversation.
@@sallypenhalli if you asked for sugar on cornflakes in my house you’d get looked at like you had steaming turds hanging out your mouth too. Disgusting.
@@sallypenhalli my sister used to put hot milk in her weetabix n stuck her tongue out at me awe mushy it still gives me the boak 🤢
"House Rice" hahahaha. He's hilarious. Actually he was describing a pretty nice family. He was like Bart Simpson describing the Flanders.
The whole family smelled the same got me too.
"Get summat in that fryin' pan, ya fuckin' boot!"
'Who? Hoose Rice?!?'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My kids and their friends had a code for, “Get me outta here!!” It was, “Are you in your pjs, yet?”😂
“Where’s awe the yella shite” brilliant! Hoose rice
Must be an amazing feeling making all those people laugh. I'm sire it's a feeling Kev will never get sick of. He was born to do stand up, he's so talented.❤❤
I watch all comedians worth their salt. This might be the greatest skit of all time. So relatable haha
"Fuckin hook the da kev"🤣🤣
No family recovers from a jab to the dad 😂😂😂😂😂
Bloody brilliant 🤣
Two days ago, I ordered Indian take away, and forgot to order the rice, so I had to make my own to go with it. And this was all I could think about! "I can't believe I'm having house rice!" 😩😂
Did ye Aye!
@@crw45able You spelt Wrang Wrang
The doofer! That’s automatically understood that that’s the remote control. In my family everyone knows what the “Doofer” is 🤣🏴
Same in Cardiff 😂 wonder where that started
And Belfast 😂
I know "doofer" as a generic "thingummy" word - so yeah, it's the remote, but, depending on context, it could also be a screwdriver, ladle, sewing-machine bobbin, unnamed bracket clip thing for holding a van door open, etc, etc, etc...
Thank you! We call it the Doofer in our family 😂🏴
😂😂😂😂the best comedian ever!! I’m peeing myself 😂😂😂
🏴🏴Howdy from Texas brothers and sisters 🩸
Couldn’t understand half o what he said a few days ago😆 but after a 12hr binge he comes in loud n clear! My man has hilarious material & his timing n delivery are perfect...You can tell KB is a good dude too, the way he connects with his audience makes ya feel good! Thats not the case with all comedians, but when a comic has that extra gear and connects with the crowd it makes his stuff that much funnier...Helluva stage presence. I hope he rakes it in 💰 lookin forward to this chaps ascension! Long and good health to Mr.Kevin Bridges!
One of the best sketches of all time !!
OMG! Not Scottish, but close. Northumberland. You’re hilarious! I understand every word. Gan yam!!!! I love you changed it to home for the audience 🤣🤣🏴👍
Nothing on in the morning Kevin it’s a Saturday morning and your f’ing10 years old pal - no plans
Lol I’ve been waiting for this clip for months.
Been down with the flu this past couple days, this clip gave me a much needed teary-eyed laugh, cheers for uploading
Didn't think people caught the flu anymore
Hope you feel better!
The accuracy is incredible 😂
Still makes me laugh to this day. Cannot wait for the new tour! Roll on next October.
Absolutely genius! Even if its loosely based on one of his experiences or a few put together it's totally accurate that most can relate too! And his delivery of the gag just wow 👌.. one of the best!
I won't be surprised if this actually happened
Funniest comedy bit I’ve ever seen. I’ve rewatched this so many times. 😂
So spot on 😂😂😂
My first sleepover was at my Nigerian friend’s house... my parents’ motto might have been ‘sure ya won’t die’ but after seeing what was on the other end of the spectrum I found myself feeling quite grateful for their style of parenting
Did you 'go black'?
@@randyschwaggins Well it's been 2 weeks and she hasn't came back so that kinda speaks for itself.
@@mojorisen7812 she DMd me mate
saw this video on tiktok and watched all of it. went on to RUclips to see if there was any longer clips, and i found out that this clip was 10 minutes? it bloody didnt feel like it
One of my favorite sketches.. Thank you
This is Brilliant! Lots of fun to watch👍
I too always thought when ordering takeout that it “made more sense” or something to boil some rice already in the house than to order in a tray or two for several times the price and no joke ever since seeing this whenever ordering takeout I haven’t dared boil a single pot since, even at the considerable risk of not having enough rice.
There’s just too great a stigma now.
You're still a hoose rice, too late to change now hoose rice ;)
Wee hoose rice. Mud sticks kid lol.
There are likely far more hoose rices out there than one might think.
We are legion and one day we will rise again and take our rightful place. In all likelihood, at some point midway between the Bridges’ and the Cassidys’ residence ✊ 🍚 🚩
@@bravenew1934 aye sure you will hoose rice
probably the funniest bit from any comedian ive ever seen
Crazy how relatable this video was i went round to the mates for what i thought was a sunday roast and it was a freybentos pie and veg i literally forced it down me wanting to be sick, i remember having a bite then swallow my drink to force it down it was fucking vile, then at the end of the night my mate said he would make me up the most compfy sleeping set up ever, and it was just a old duvet with no bed sheet on and a bean bag for a pillow and i was laying there on his rock hard carpet floor breathing in the family smell and the exact same thing with the clock ticking in the bedroom thinking exactly the same get me the fuck home
I'm Scottish and the same age as Kevin and this brings back so many memories of my childhood lol
Absolutely brilliant.
I cry laughing Kevin…hoos rise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
absolutely howling at this. Not least because I am hooserice. Mam always cooked basmati at home if we had takeaway. God only knows what pals coming to stay would have said to their parents about my gaff hahahaaha
May be you were the HUSRICES
basmati is a great rice, i don't blame you.
So bloody good mate, love it
This was so funny, I was eating the floor 😂😂
Quietly sneaking out of a sleepover early is a nightmare. The tiniest things seem to make a hellish noise... Creaking floorboards, a wee unexpected early morning fart coming out, turning the key in the lock, slowly shutting the door and then... RUN!
I've only found this today. I figured to look into more after viewing on Universal Comedy. Most time I watch Alistair Begg. He's a preacher. I'm from Texas over here in my Selena ear rings. Your accent I can understand most of it. I enjoyed the comedy!
He’s bloody funny this is so spot on 😂