When he mentioned the bloke trying on jackets it reminded me of a party I went to in the late 80's, put my jacket on to go home and someone had puked inside the sleeve...lovely 😂
We had this young kid in Australian Corey Worthington from Victoria who hosted a house party when his parents went away for the weekend in 2008 made the news and it was a big thing. You have to love a good party.
@@-norsecode- scottish accents are hard to impersonate unless you understand that they use complete different words sporadically, most of which are loanwords from the Scots language
As a non-native speaker Kevin remains a bit of a challenge (except when talking about Chad 😂), but I find it hilarious how the automated subtitles are SO far off the mark. Even I understand more than they do! 🤣 Love his style, love his sense of humour! 👍🏻
@@Joker-yw9hl I'm German and I got my US high school diploma during a year in Florida. Thanks to TV shows etc I have hardly any problem with US accents. UK and Irish accents, however, can be very tricky - we just don't hear them that often. People from the greater London area are usually ok to understand, but Isle of Man, Cork, ... - I'm completely lost without subtitles.
@@christineroulin9518 oh interesting! I've heard from a couple of German and Austrian friends that they learn British English in school, but Germans in particular almost always sound American when they speak English! As you say, it must be from movies and music etc.
@@Joker-yw9hl In school in Germany "ze" English teachers try their best to teach British, but most students see that as uncool. But I guess it also depends on where in Germany you've grown up. I grew up in the American sector (Frankfurt), whereas the British sector was in northern Germany (Hamburg). (Russia had the east, France the west). So there were lots of US military in and around Frankfurt. We even had a Chichi's that civilians were allowed to go to. We grew up in the strong belief that America was the shining star after which we should model ourselves, especially since we also grew up knowing that you cannot and must not be proud of being a German. When I saw the US pride in their own country first hand, it was a real culture shock for me. I can still recite the pledge of allegiance. As could my dad, up to his death in his seventies, after having spent a year in Montana in the fifties. So yeah - American English is what most Germans aspire to (efen if zat doesn't alvays vork out 🤣).
As I have said I am a 60 year old from scotland The humor never changes. We are just funny people. But the relevance of his skit was relevant when I was growing up as a teenager in greenock scotland.
This is by far the best joke he's ever told. He's the best comedian in 🌎 n has been 4 years. Maybe coz I identify alot since I live just over Scot border n I grew up on council estates plus I'm about same age too. Glad 2 c he hasn't sold out trying 2 social climb 2 😝🤣🥳☠👏👍
I think I commented this on a previous release of this clip on this page but Californian pool parties are really just like the movies, it's totally mental to experience as an English person and really innocent, too.
I went to a party like that. Someone was spitting petrol out of their mouth whilst lighting it (inside). Two others, off their heads kicked out all but five of the 50 or so wooden spindles on the staircase over a period of several hours.
JFC 🤣 My best experience is keg in the upstairs bathroom bathtub, while someone was being held upside down while bonging beer in their mouth, the tub fell through the floor onto the kitchen. That did not stop the party. It was a point of pride.
Our parties were the same, there were always a couple of alcohol fueled tough guys ready to kick off at a moments notice. We never called them 'empties' in NZ but everything else is exactly the same:)
The funniest thing about this gag is that they somehow actually found a real Chad Hogan in the States. And Kev flies out to one of those actual, college parties hosted by Chad Hogan! Unreal 😂
Believe it or not but as a 90’s kid growing up in America… our parties were nothing like Chad Hogans either. They were more like Kevin’s parties. With the older guy that was 21 and still hung out with high school kids. He bought the alcohol, and was usually blowing the smoke in the dogs face! Ha ha ha
That thing he describes about buying a baseball bat, happened to me when I bought a TV once. The clerk hands me a form, and asks me to fill in my name & address. When I enquired what it was for, they explained it was so a database can keep tabs on whether or not I have a license. I can't wrap my head around that logic. Some people will write their real information, and pay their license fee. Some people will write fake information, and not pay their license fee. Nofuckinbody is gonna write their real info, but then not pay the fee. End of seminar.
1. Bill Burr - "theres no reason to hit a woman. no reason! Really!!! I can give you like 17 straight of the top of my head." "you just dont do it but the level of ego to say 'theres no reason'. What do you ladies levitate above the rest of us?" 🤣🤣🤣 Quality! Talks about controversial topics but always makes great points. Genius 👌 2. Jim Jefferies - the bit about getting his disabled brother a prostitute. 😂👌 Always makes me think i shouldn't be laughing about certain topics which makes him even funnier. 3. Kevin Bridges Anything he talks about is verry funny. very observational 4. James Acaster - Takes you on a kind of surreal journey were you'd never know where he's going which doesn't always make sense until he gets to the end. Also can be hilariously funny without cheap and easy offensive jokes. which is quite rare imo. 5. Billy Connelly - Nothing to say about the 'Big Yin'. Except all time great who all Scots adore. 🤣👌👐👏
@@bobbydeazy A caffinated strong tonic wine, made at Buckfastleigh Abbey in England but mostly drunk in the central belts of Scotland. One nickname for it being 'wreck the hoose juice' (wreck the house juice)
@@willtheclimatealarmistsall7728 oh I know what it is. Just more on the fact I thought the guy to be 12. Buckfast is a kids drink like in the 80s we'd drink maddog 2020
@@bobbydeazy 20/20 was lethal lol...fucking expensive now though, and you don't see much of it about, but then again the youth of today ain't like they used to be...more boring and too p.c...soft mayflowers.
My parties were more like an hour of drinking vodka followed by sexual dancing and people doing push-ups to prove they're not drunk then another couple hours of loud music more vodka and it would end with 3 out of 10 people passed out in a pool of their own sick while I watch 8 mile with the one person who was still breathing at least my microwave didn't get nicked tho
Omg this reminds me of parties at my house when my parents were away 😆 One afternoon my parents returned to the house to a distinct smell of vomit in the hallway, of which the stench was there for more than two weeks😬🤭 My mum came into the house after visiting the garden, and asked me a question I couldn't answer at the time, nor now.. "Catherine, why is there cooked spaghetti hanging on my Rosemary bush?" 😯😳 That same time my mum came to ask me that evening wondering where all their alcohol had gone from their drinks shelf, her bottle of Pernod was nearly empty (and I then remembered a friend passing me a drink saying "hey try this, tastes like aniseed) 🙄 woops.. 🤣 Uoh... The worst party was having to explain a smashed glass door , and "Catherine , it looks like someone fell into the water feature in the garden and broke it??" and the best one... "Catherine, why are there CDs strewn around the garden? They look like abandoned frizbees?" 🤭🤭🤭 I couldn't really explain any of it.. was news to me too 😯🤭😆 Ahh, fun times
House parties in 12 grade. Can't remember the girls name. But I remember venturing into her dads garages and finding his fishing gear with my mates. Somehow ot seemed a good idea to look like David Bowie with something trough my ear. So fishing hooks and takle went missing from Nathalie how that's her name, dads fishing tacle box.
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I know it's quite old now, but it's a timeless and superb segment of comedy. A+.
Quite old? People still listen to Elvis
@@abemudokon9497 Aye, and I just got a tattoo of Tutankhamun on my leg, so I guess it's all relative
@@bjnwright Aye
It's okay
@@bjnwright you got an a tattoo of an inbread boy on your body?
""A guy or girl were having a party, but they never KNEW they were having a party" - Sounds just like Boris! 🤣🤣
In the 90s we didn’t care about politicians!
Is that party at number 10 downing Street lol
I ended up at a couple of those parties back in the day. Now that I'm older and wiser, I feel sorry for the people who were victimized.
🤣🤣🤣 you killed me
Ain't no party like a Boris Johnson party 😂😂
Sold 3000 baseball bats and not a single baseball 😂
I went into a sports shop in Glasgow to buy a baseball bat. The salesman asked "is that for a wedding or a funeral?
Best comedian that ever graced the stage.
It’s all perspective but 100% the big yin for me also 😂
Izzard all the way. Him and her.
You're all deluded if you think any of those even make the top 50
@@Bob.Jenkins George Carlin ? Richard Pryor ?
It's all subjective anyway 🤷♂️
Saw this live, watched loads and it STILL makes me laugh.. BRILLIANT 👍👏
Have watched this a half dozen times, and still laugh.
His comedy flow is outstanding.. just hilarious
we never hud Spring Break, we hud the Easter holidays😄
When he mentioned the bloke trying on jackets it reminded me of a party I went to in the late 80's, put my jacket on to go home and someone had puked inside the sleeve...lovely 😂
Just look at how proud, and expectant he is about his sesame street bit!
We had this young kid in Australian Corey Worthington from Victoria who hosted a house party when his parents went away for the weekend in 2008 made the news and it was a big thing. You have to love a good party.
Just discovering this guy and he's absolutely top-tier. His insights, his delivery, his timing.
One of the greatest! 23 as well, unbelievable
Bout 33 now m8.
no joke, the girl that whooped at the punchline "drugged, beaten, tied up and left for dead" is my soul partner!
That 'can you tell me...' one of the great comedy moments!
Kevin bridges .. pure class the fact he tells his jokes so you can understand the meaning behind them .. 👍
This makes no sense
His American accent is offensively accurate.
(Especially because his own accent is nigh-impenetrable to Americans.)
That and because he chose the perfect caricature that even Americans hate the walking stereotype that is Chad Hogan
He actually googled a guy called Chad Hogan after this bit..and he went to his house .he was a college frat boy😆😆. Literally the same guy
he is fairly easy to understand, i fail to see the problem
As a Canadian I find it effortless to follow.
@@MrLoobu you must be from Newfoundland!
Getting through Kevin's dialect as a mainlander is a worthy and rewarding challenge.
Love him ,can relate to his stories
I love having a breeze block smashed over my head at the end of these videos, great one mate!
Love kev. So basic but so funny. 2 legends from Scotland kev and billy connoly.
5:40 In Australia, attempting to do a crime and succeeding to do a crime carry the same penalty.
Every Scottish person can nail an American accent 😂
Chad hogan woooooo!
Nail an authentic natural sounding southern usa accent and I will be impressed. Even most USA born people can't emulate ours correctly.
@@jonathancripe5776 it’s the accent most British people actually try and fail in the most cringie way imaginable
Honestly I'm shocked how great his American accent is. My Scottish accent makes me sound like I'm having a medical emergency. 😂
@@-norsecode- scottish accents are hard to impersonate unless you understand that they use complete different words sporadically, most of which are loanwords from the Scots language
Bring those days back lol
Maybe this is what happened to Boris? He didn't know he was having a party, he was getting a party
Mum and dad are key workers, got number 10 to ourselves for the week boys!
As a non-native speaker Kevin remains a bit of a challenge (except when talking about Chad 😂), but I find it hilarious how the automated subtitles are SO far off the mark. Even I understand more than they do! 🤣
Love his style, love his sense of humour! 👍🏻
What's your native tongue??? Where are you from? Do you find English or American accents more easy to understand?
@@Joker-yw9hl I'm German and I got my US high school diploma during a year in Florida. Thanks to TV shows etc I have hardly any problem with US accents. UK and Irish accents, however, can be very tricky - we just don't hear them that often. People from the greater London area are usually ok to understand, but Isle of Man, Cork, ... - I'm completely lost without subtitles.
@@christineroulin9518 oh interesting! I've heard from a couple of German and Austrian friends that they learn British English in school, but Germans in particular almost always sound American when they speak English! As you say, it must be from movies and music etc.
@@Joker-yw9hl In school in Germany "ze" English teachers try their best to teach British, but most students see that as uncool. But I guess it also depends on where in Germany you've grown up. I grew up in the American sector (Frankfurt), whereas the British sector was in northern Germany (Hamburg). (Russia had the east, France the west). So there were lots of US military in and around Frankfurt. We even had a Chichi's that civilians were allowed to go to. We grew up in the strong belief that America was the shining star after which we should model ourselves, especially since we also grew up knowing that you cannot and must not be proud of being a German. When I saw the US pride in their own country first hand, it was a real culture shock for me. I can still recite the pledge of allegiance. As could my dad, up to his death in his seventies, after having spent a year in Montana in the fifties. So yeah - American English is what most Germans aspire to (efen if zat doesn't alvays vork out 🤣).
I'm from NZ and I understand him just fine. I don't find his accent strong compared to some other Scots, who are a real challenge
Funny how all the high school house parties are similar everywhere around Europe
As I have said I am a 60 year old from scotland
The humor never changes. We are just funny people. But the relevance of his skit was relevant when I was growing up as a teenager in greenock scotland.
I'd never heard of an empty before,in Dublin we called it a "free gaff"
I’m from Scotland and we would usually just call it a free house. I think an empty might be more of a Glaswegian thing.
@@Demondoink1 yes I get that , some things are Irish things but some, Dublin people only will get .
@@Demondoink1 its an empy for us when we were growing up we are in central belt
Exact same in Ireland, only we called it a free gaff.
Yup!!! 😁
I’m from Edinburgh, we called it a free hoose!
Same in London!!
@@shirleyanneyoung955 same In Inverness lol
Fre-ouse in Nottingham and southeast
"We've got an empty."
*same reaction the Pulitzer Prize winner gets*
Oh this made me laugh out loud! 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus Christ...I think we went to the same party...😆😂🤣
Witty comedy and brilliantly executed👍
In England these have been renamed as "working events" it's a new term coined by Boris.
This is by far the best joke he's ever told. He's the best comedian in 🌎 n has been 4 years. Maybe coz I identify alot since I live just over Scot border n I grew up on council estates plus I'm about same age too. Glad 2 c he hasn't sold out trying 2 social climb 2 😝🤣🥳☠👏👍
Nah mate, best joke was “gimmie a quid or you’re gettin stabbed” one.
Taking after the true no 1..Mr connelly Billy off course
@@IIETMII I like the “how” one
The bus during one is better
His American accent is stellar. My Scottish accent makes me sound like I'm having a medical emergency.
My Scottish accent is not too bad but hey I'm Scottish after all 😅
@@snelgrave101 😉
I think I commented this on a previous release of this clip on this page but Californian pool parties are really just like the movies, it's totally mental to experience as an English person and really innocent, too.
I went to a party like that. Someone was spitting petrol out of their mouth whilst lighting it (inside). Two others, off their heads kicked out all but five of the 50 or so wooden spindles on the staircase over a period of several hours.
Yeah was at a few when I was that age. "A tense affair" is a good way of putting it 🤣
JFC 🤣 My best experience is keg in the upstairs bathroom bathtub, while someone was being held upside down while bonging beer in their mouth, the tub fell through the floor onto the kitchen. That did not stop the party. It was a point of pride.
Emptys were a tense affair 😬
Buckie, vodie and tins, a right recipe for disaster 🤣
Our parties were the same, there were always a couple of alcohol fueled tough guys ready to kick off at a moments notice. We never called them 'empties' in NZ but everything else is exactly the same:)
Love this guy😍😍😍😍😍
Oh oh oh Youth, if you remember your teens, you weren't really there!!!
One of the all time greats
One of the greats!
Big Kev, Just knows how things are. Lol, man it's so funny and truthful.
I love his American accent.
In Australia it’s called a Rootfest!!!
Seen this a few times but never before on RUclips with subtitles!!! They were almost as funny trying to understand what he was saying 🤣
Let's go get some dip and chip 🤣
It’s comedy gold but the subtitles are kin hilarious 🤣
We call that a "free yard" in London.
Impeccable cadence.
It's funny b'cos it's so true!! Hasn't every1 experienced this kinda party?!
3000 baseball bats but never sold a baseball might be one the best jokes ever delivered
So so good.
Only rule about a house party is "no pissing in the goldfish bowl"
For us it was the kettle
"I'd better get a taxi"... that would accomplish the 'left for dead'
Attempted murder = murder, I can agree with this.
Buckled 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The correct and socially accepted response to a funny comment is laughter. It is not whistling like a pure mad mental minstrel.
The funniest thing about this gag is that they somehow actually found a real Chad Hogan in the States. And Kev flies out to one of those actual, college parties hosted by Chad Hogan! Unreal 😂
Except there was no alcohol in those plastic cups -- turns out Chad lives in Utah and he's a Mormon!
@@EnglishMike That's even funnier, they must lead very exciting 🤣 lives!!
@Mike-rw8oj haha really!?
The old parties, cutting a hole in every slice of bread and hiding a can opener and coming down the stairs wearing your Dads suit playing Mafia ha
Kunt and the Gang's "Paul Stevenson's Party" is a funny song that describes this sort of party
Never gets old this hahaha
Believe it or not but as a 90’s kid growing up in America… our parties were nothing like Chad Hogans either. They were more like Kevin’s parties. With the older guy that was 21 and still hung out with high school kids. He bought the alcohol, and was usually blowing the smoke in the dogs face! Ha ha ha
He's referring to the way American parties are shown in movies
Saw him a few weeks back, genius. Go and see him if you can crying with laughter moments.
He's my favourite Welsh comedian.
My favourite Greek comedian
@@danielholm3420 duel nationality?
When I was growing up a empty was something completely different 😆
😂😉....going round the Mrs for an empty ..
@@UKKC80s 😂 Yep that's pretty much it in a nutshell 😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still awesome!!!
I guess to an American audience, "Dave the fanny magnet" may be perceived as gay 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Let's go get dip and chip bruh 🤣
That thing he describes about buying a baseball bat, happened to me when I bought a TV once. The clerk hands me a form, and asks me to fill in my name & address. When I enquired what it was for, they explained it was so a database can keep tabs on whether or not I have a license.
I can't wrap my head around that logic.
Some people will write their real information, and pay their license fee.
Some people will write fake information, and not pay their license fee.
Nofuckinbody is gonna write their real info, but then not pay the fee.
End of seminar.
Excuse me........! Excuse me..........! Can you tell me.....? Haha
Favo(u)rite comedians:
1. Kev
2. Ron White
3. Bill Burr
4. John Mulaney
1. Bill Burr - "theres no reason to hit a woman. no reason! Really!!! I can give you like 17 straight of the top of my head." "you just dont do it but the level of ego to say 'theres no reason'. What do you ladies levitate above the rest of us?" 🤣🤣🤣 Quality! Talks about controversial topics but always makes great points. Genius 👌
2. Jim Jefferies - the bit about getting his disabled brother a prostitute. 😂👌 Always makes me think i shouldn't be laughing about certain topics which makes him even funnier.
3. Kevin Bridges Anything he talks about is verry funny. very observational
4. James Acaster - Takes you on a kind of surreal journey were you'd never know where he's going which doesn't always make sense until he gets to the end. Also can be hilariously funny without cheap and easy offensive jokes. which is quite rare imo.
5. Billy Connelly - Nothing to say about the 'Big Yin'. Except all time great who all Scots adore. 🤣👌👐👏
Bert and ernie actually live at 123 sesame street.
“Actually”
You’re like the kid in class that reminds the teacher about last nights homework.
That's how we know it's a fake name and address.
Grass.
One of the best segments of comedy your ever likely to see, and this is the top comment. Save us.
An empty 🤣🤣🤣
Holy fuc# man I've been to many of those tense parties back in the day, replete with buckfast and stoned paranoia
Buckfast? Lolz
@@bobbydeazy
A caffinated strong tonic wine, made at Buckfastleigh Abbey in England but mostly drunk in the central belts of Scotland.
One nickname for it being 'wreck the hoose juice' (wreck the house juice)
@@willtheclimatealarmistsall7728 oh I know what it is. Just more on the fact I thought the guy to be 12. Buckfast is a kids drink like in the 80s we'd drink maddog 2020
@@bobbydeazy 20/20 was lethal lol...fucking expensive now though, and you don't see much of it about, but then again the youth of today ain't like they used to be...more boring and too p.c...soft mayflowers.
@@UKKC80s I see many kid die to 2020
Irish have great time for this man. 😂
Loved it when he met the real life chad hogan!
Seen him twice funny as but 90s house party’s he was primary school till 00s😅
always a classic
It sounds funny, but it is quite accurate. For me it was the 80s. Not sure how I survived...
I'm just glad we got to be idiot teenagers without having it all recorded on 10 different phones. Phew. 😂
Victor Morris was the shop you could buy anything
Trade in an auld record player for a fuckin machete 🤣
Gawd... It wasn't until I met my now husband in 2007 that I ever heard the "empty" phrase.
This guy's accent makes the comedy. He could recite 'The Lord's Prayer' and it would be funny! Love him!
YOU KNOW A COMEDIAN IS GOING TO BE GOOD, WHEN YOU SEE AN AUDIENCE THE SIZE OF THIS.
4:51 😂
My parties were more like an hour of drinking vodka followed by sexual dancing and people doing push-ups to prove they're not drunk then another couple hours of loud music more vodka and it would end with 3 out of 10 people passed out in a pool of their own sick while I watch 8 mile with the one person who was still breathing at least my microwave didn't get nicked tho
American ???
@@daisybelle1025 no take another guess
I am 60. Parties in the late seventies brillant. Trying on people's jackets. It's all true.
Great job on the American accent. Sounds extra crazy compared to his regular accent.
Omg this reminds me of parties at my house when my parents were away 😆
One afternoon my parents returned to the house to a distinct smell of vomit in the hallway, of which the stench was there for more than two weeks😬🤭
My mum came into the house after visiting the garden, and asked me a question I couldn't answer at the time, nor now..
"Catherine, why is there cooked spaghetti hanging on my Rosemary bush?"
😯😳
That same time my mum came to ask me that evening wondering where all their alcohol had gone from their drinks shelf, her bottle of Pernod was nearly empty (and I then remembered a friend passing me a drink saying "hey try this, tastes like aniseed)
🙄 woops.. 🤣
Uoh...
The worst party was having to explain a smashed glass door , and "Catherine , it looks like someone fell into the water feature in the garden and broke it??"
and the best one...
"Catherine, why are there CDs strewn around the garden? They look like abandoned frizbees?"
🤭🤭🤭
I couldn't really explain any of it.. was news to me too 😯🤭😆
Ahh, fun times
Spaghettini on my Rosemary bush sounds like a euphemism😂😂😂
@@fredrickkamau9166 🤣🤣🤣
could've been worse, kitchen "decorated" with curry, and all the meters robbed. "rent" went up £2.50 a week to pay it back
Chad hogan's party's are lit tho
Sounds like a cheese and wine business meeting
A free gaff 😝
That's got nothing on the parties the Tories had last year.
Such talent ❤
House parties in 12 grade. Can't remember the girls name. But I remember venturing into her dads garages and finding his fishing gear with my mates. Somehow ot seemed a good idea to look like David Bowie with something trough my ear. So fishing hooks and takle went missing from Nathalie how that's her name, dads fishing tacle box.
It was the early 80s. Wheb boys were boys and not turning into 110 different genders.
And here chad hogan was born and molded into a Mormon ak 47 pump action shotgunner with a distain for alcohol 😂
Easterhouse redsox 😂😂😂