Ordering A Takeaway | Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2022
- Your Dad is not prepared to sit back and watch his family starve at the hands of The Lucky Panda!
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Comedy superstar Kevin Bridges returns to the stage in 2018 with his sell-out new show -- The Brand New Tour. The show was filmed as part of Kevin's UK and Ireland tour and his 19-night residency at the Glasgow Hydro.
Written and performed by a comedian at the top of his game with Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog, and having Barack Obama as his support act. This is by far Kevin's best show to date and really is a stand-up masterclass. 
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HOOSE RICE!!! Watch The Sleepover From Hell Here - ruclips.net/video/pXvtEImH_L8/видео.html
Those bloody Cassidy's....who the feck cooks their own rice when having a takeaway?! 🤣
Pulling a Chicken?
Spatchcock!
Aye lad... Pre-empted indeed!
Lol that’s exactly what I thought of - your sleep over n no rice 🍚 fs who orders no rice like 🤣🤣🤣
get somethin in a fryin pan!
I'd be the dad eating away on my 2nd or 3rd KitKat after 30 minutes of waiting 😅
"We've been sent the Hoose rice's Chinese!"😂😂😂
@Chazz Austin 😂😂😂
😂😂
@@marlothisafari99 😂😂😂
This the comment I came for 😂😂😂
@@brandonmellors9161 😂😂😂
Bruh I felt the nostalgia and I've never even lived a life like that. That's some great storytelling right there.
@@BertBobRobert I'm not from Scotland. Heck, I'm not even from Europe. That's the whole point.
@@BertBobRobert You think people from scotland are the only people who order chinese takeaway. I lived the exact same childhood and i'm from england... We say bruh
@@BlandBloke DONT WORRY ABOUT BERT,,,hes english,,,we scots knew what you meant
I'm Irish and this was indeed Friday night
I never even knew I had memories like saved until I seen this . The weird house smell , the weird food . Brilliant
I have never been so invested in a story about takeaway before
"Surely somebodies pulled a chicken"🤣
This lad is genius. He never fails to have me in tears of laughter.
Agh, Kev, this brings back memories! Holding on to that cheap paper menu, ordering over the phone. 100% certainty that you're never going to get the correct order. 🤣
debating over whether to get the thing that sounds good or the thing you can actually pronouce
then remembering it's all numbered
The cheap, slightly faded menu that each family member would spend 10 minutes looking at before deciding on getting what they have always gotten for the past 9 years.
Bridges asks the '666' audience to talk down to children who are 'TL' aligned. This is unacceptable. Also, children who are 'TL' are naturally dominant and alpha. They will take a superior status over beta people, including adults.
Cats.
Another cat probably your neighbors 😂ck8708 called Felix.
That callback to the Cassidy's was incredible.
The best comedian in the game and has been for a long time 😂
The best part about this is that in his hometown (Clydebank) there is actually a Chinese takeaway called The Lucky Panda. Makes it even more real. 😂
Because it's one of the best Chinese takeaways in Clydebank.He could have mentioned one of four in Hardgate,where he's from, but he didn't,and rather mentioned one from Dalmuir.
@@barryhamilton7845 I use Lily’s in Hardgate. There’s The Empire and the one next to the petrol station. Where’s the 4th?
@briano9894 Spring garden at the petrol station ,Good and cheap on Cochno road,round the corner from the Goldenhill pub,The Empire and Lily's.
@@barryhamilton7845 I lived in duntocher for 13 years until last year and I completely forgot about the good n cheap 🙈
Is there one in Larkhall called 'The Orange Wok'?
The hoose rice household is now responsible for the 2 worst night of Kevin’s life😂😂
Cassidy! The jig is up! Lovely tie into a previous joke! Well done, Kev!
He’s a legend… He hud me goin “Aw fuck, we’ve waited aw this time for regurgitated shite?”….. Then Boom! 🤣🤣
The most relatable comedian ever. Fact.
Are you validating what you just said, by stating: fact?
Now that's funny.
Familiar experiences on ordering a takeaway- it applies to nearly everyone. The walk to the window - classic
Love his occasional grin, just like when he started the stand up thing. You know that's when you're laughning out loud
I've been sending it to my circle where some get the accent, whereas others are wth as I cramp up.
Those that are good with with his speech crack up. It's our 80-90's childhoods.
I'm thankful I was a kid in the 90s and was the last true generation that 'played outside'. He perfectly described ordering and waiting for the Chinese to arrive. I was the one who used to go to the window every now an then 😂😂😂.
Comedy story telling at it’s very best!!! OUTSTANDING KEVIN 🤣👍🤣👍🤣
Genius this lad. Absolutely love him.
Best comedian on the planet! Seen him live twice. Each tour he has done, he as actually got even better!! Cannot fucking wait til july👍👍
I agree. He is the best comedian
I’m seeing him next month in Newcastle! First time seeing a live comedian
Well lads let's have it, how did them shows go
Saw him just last night in Auckland… awesome.
Absolutely right. I'm French half Brit, but happen to have a very good Glaswegian friend, picked up her accent after all the years talking to her and now understand 90% of what Kevin is saying. The 10% left is just pure poetry to me 😀
As soon as I heard "Cassidy" 🤣🤣🤣
I lived in Glasgow for 5 years from 1998 to 2003. Watching him really makes me miss it.
Delivery driver for the lucky panda?
@@james6901 he did one delivery in that time
This was an experience. Amazing from beginning to end. I also got the house rice reference from months ago 😂😂😂
hoose rice was from years ago...when he started out...
I’ve watched this clip many times and it still holds me fit to burst. Kevin you are a superb reader of human nature.
You wouldn't get the 'hoose rice' and 'Cassidys' if you hadn't watched his 'sleepover' story. I couldn't work out what was so funny the first time I watched this!
Lucky I watched that one first then came to this one, completely caught me off guard 😂
This guy is an amazing story teller.
I attended two of kevins shows in Edinbrugh. Enjoyed them. I cant wait for him to return. I nevee laufhed so hard . He is briliant.😂😂😂 Cheers Kevin.❤❤
I remember seeing Kevin during this tour in Belfast with my sister and we both where crying with laughter during this bit. I was hurting from laughing that much 😂 no matter how many times I see this routine it will always be fucking hilarious 😂😂
The escalation after the kit kat. 😂
First time ordered a Calzone it was a tag team effort on the phone about this "you gave us HALF a PIZZA!" threats to windows etc.
I thought only my wife pulls the divorce card over nothings
My gosh this man is pure gold
The 🐐. And I don't say that lightly. All hail King Kev. 👑
The king of stand up 🙌
Comedy genius 🙌
This guys too funny 😂😂 onion rings and spare rib
He's just The BEST!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This used to happen when I stayed with my parents, we can all relate to Kevin bridges 😂😂
One of the best comedians ever for me absolutely hilarious 😂🤣
What a set. Amazing
He just says what he thinks lol top class Kev
Pulled eggs ?? I kinda lost it when my work canteen made us pulled Broccoli 😂😂
And today they’ve outdone themselves with pulled Jackfruit
100% my favourite comedian, I love this guy
Pure brilliance! Many thanks Kevin Bridges!
I would listen to him reading an encyclopedia. Literally.
I've done that.
Pick an item.
Read the intro.
Branch off onto some side issue.
Expiate briefly on that.
Find something obscure, either in the text or (preferably) what you've invented.
Take off on that - now you've diverged twice.
Start freewheeling, getting more and more ridiculous.
Abandon any pretext of reality, reasonability, or logic.
Stop suddenly. Read the next sentence past where you first diverged.
Pass a nasty comment about that.
Say "I guess there isn't anything funny here."
Quit.
Forgot to mention - the audience should agree it's not funny.
But if you work fast they'll fail to notice until afterward.
Pulled eggs on pulled toast 😂
Brilliant
Fantastic as always. Love the ending flash back to much earlier material. Awesome comedian.
So relatable 😂
What you just described is my family every time we order a pizza.
holy fuck. i haven't laughed that hard in fucking years. bloody legendary
Love Kevin Bridges. Watched him at the Grand theatre in Lancaster a few years ago, what a night. Support your local venues if you can get a class act in.
Watching this whilst waiting for a curry, literally acting it out scene by scene. Truer words were never spoken.
You get the curry?
@@Danie1_l it's just arrived from India.
Absolutely brilliant......crying laughing at this 🤣🤣
🤣🤣 so so true, them good old days were the best. Great show as always 👍
He's an absolute genius !
Ahhh the good old days 😂
Absolute comic genius! Saw Kevin in Dublin last Sunday -still have the smile / smirk / laugh / guffaw on my face 😂😂😂😂😂
Was also there absolutely brilliant
Omg! So funny!! He is one of the best comedians.
"Give me a quid or you gettin stabed". Nice tune though! Fantastic Show! Hilarious, putting on their Grannyish faces! ;- )
Brilliant throwback! Cassidy’s
Sounds exactly like one of the moments I had when I was younger lol, great story telling and it really was a journey when ordering a chinese ahaha
You make me so homesick! Gau nyersel!
This is GLORIOUS Mr Bridges MANY THANKS .... oh and a Merry Christmas to you and yours.
I've been looking for this clip for years cheers kev
I find this so funny because I've been in this situation
Once again fukin brilliant 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣
By far the best comedian on earth
Love Kevin. He can make an ordinary story funny
So true to life!
Brilliant as always and what a crowd indeed.
Brought up on Irish and English humour, but I miss my Glaswegian neighbour until I hear you.
Brother , show Toronto some love.Give us a visit.
I was there that night, the fella from Manchester who was warming up beforehand was hilarious tae. 👍
Man I really hope I didn't just see this too early for the show he's doing in Liverpool this is absolute gold man
ribs are aching , best comedian out there
Ah waiting for the friday night delivery, good days lol
Brilliant 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
He is brilliant
Watching this while waiting on an order is far too immersive.
So relatable
Oh mate...just brilliant
The cassidys 😂👌
Love him
Lived with some Scotts in the US, the order and delivery went down the same. Kevin does their reaction Spot On
Comedic genius
🤣🤣🤣 kev, Australia, when are you here next???
I would watch this intense situation as a movie
Good man Kev I was hopin youd be back really happy to binge your gigs here on YT again its been waaayyy too long
Exceptional
One of the best ….
we have a living legend aka mr bridges
This story is bang on what ive did spot on 😆
Brillant 🤣😂🏴
Kevin You Rock :)))
Hahaha... great ref to the Sleepover :D
Mate I’m 19, born in 03. This was my fucking childhood😂😂
‘DEHLIVAR OO’
Fuckin love it lad 💀💀💀
Kevin you are the man ❤ you mate 🙏🤣
🤣🤣🤣 House rice. The sleep over from hell.
It has to be hoose though.
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂
I remember the days before online ordering. And you would sit and wait, occasionally glancing out the window