Battle Cats Slander
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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What is battle cats?
The Battle Cats is a free-to-play tower defense video game developed and published by PONOS Corporation for iOS and Android, which was originally released in Japan under the name にゃんこ大戦争.
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GUYS I MAY HAVE MESSED UP IS UL NOT UC
Uncanny Channel mistake
XD
Also do you know about bcu, I found made a stage in the past and replayed it, it was an Aku realm into the future shit, and manages to Kill assassin bear probably cus of pizza cat or idk cus this Assassin bear is 300% and I have level 10~20 Aku seal
Guys , im doin a extreme merciless calamity brutal deadly challenge on tbc
Beat all level without 100% treasure
What is UL
Ponos on their way to add another uber: (It's the best one in the game but it's only available on the 9/11 banner)
💀💀💀
I swear to God if it's a plane Uber 💀
@@VineBoom69the towers cat💀💀
plane uber and new towers enemy
Bro 💀
Chillhola after calling another stage easy (he has 50+99999 cats 💀）
50+80 you mean he don't hack like fr fr
@@battlecats432he used energy glitch + facing danger grind when that was a thing
@@funnymannotfunny still not a hack just exploit
@@funnymannotfunny most ppl did it as well
@@battlecats432I've still never seen any video recording of that exploit. Hopefully it was holy.
Planning ahead and using your units intelligently: ❌
Uber carry: ✅
Bro that's impossible not to do DO YOU EVEN PLAY DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD CHAPTER 1 KOREA IS????!?!!!!!!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!
When you find a strategy to beat a level that you're struggling on but it requires Healer Cat: 0:44
I have him. It’s not that good as everyone thinks
@@Legion-jhow do you even get him?
@@tst-zm4skcollab
@@tst-zm4sk a collab that usually comes around February
I mean, noone said he was good. But if you know to use him, you can cheese some stages.
0:35. You forgot anti reds
that is what i was gonna do first
@@rapidtomato3955ironically that's what I expected
Honestly there's a lot more anti red than floating but both are way oversaturated.
1:48 why is this one so true tho💀
How to beat this stage: have a well paying job
Beginners playing the game expecting cute cats but getting anime girls instead:
Same thing though. Cute cats or cute cat girls.
Nah bro we got dragons
@@bananawithpajamas6379 Girls are stronger than dragons in this game ☹️☹️
@@leyoshivenere350stfu dragons are the best
and then there's bethroted balaluga
0:44 no continues allowed
And it’s Vulcanizer
@@wysockifamily1747Maniac Eraser wast too hard but I did have Ganesh and Garu and Unit 01 which all work wonders against it.
@@wysockifamily1747 cyber stack go brrr
When the guide actually works: 0:31
Boogle in a nutshell
0:06 Nurse wuffa/Boogle beating hard stages without ubers:
0:27 Kappy Sr when he has a triple surge attack and surge reflect only for the player to bring gato amigo cat catus boulder LKD dasli and phonoa (his surges are useless while dasli's surges still hurts him):
Ponos trying their very best not to release a cat only for it to be outclassed by cameraman
relatable
1:22 4TH FORM REAL??!?!?!
💀
Cameraman is a decent meatsheild but pissweak attacker with an almost nonexistent critical rate and horribly slow movement. Apart from being a meatshiled in some floating levels, it's literally useless and hasn't gotten me out of a single situation and it's even Level 50+15 with Max Talents.
@@CerealExperimentsMizukida hel how is it a decent meatshield???? its literally *540* cost which is way too much and the goddang research combos literally jiangshi is better due to it having lower cost and does not need research combos
@@LordOfPowercreep that's why it's decent. It can be spammed out pretty fast and can usually take more than one attack. I never really have problems with meatshield money since I mainly use Maniac Eraser and Normal Eraser and I use Rich Cat for every level. If I didn't give it the fact that it could take a couple hits from some enemies then I wouldn't have given it any praise at all.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki you use rich cat for every stage??? eh okay yea he has pretty good hp but it just cost way too much even with rich for me (not having 50 rich cat) id say cam is good but overrated
Can't forget when the meatshields kill the zombies instead of the zombie killer units
Ive been playing this game on and off since 2013-2014 but i barely understand any of these jokes lmao
0:58 least powerful creation from aeg666:
true
true
1:15 Teacher Bun Bun when you 're stuck in chapter 3 moon 💀
"Seedtracking is bad! It ruins the fun!"
Average gacha experience in mid-late game
"Let's go gambling! *20 tickets without any uber* Aw dang it *dupe uber* Aw dang it *platinum ticket gives Sodom* Aw dang it *you get a legend rare and it's Legeluga* Aw dang it *save up ticket for uberfest and you only find dupes/shit* Aw dang it *EVA comes back and all you find is the third angel* Aw dang it"
You have motivated me to play battle cats again.
lets gooooo
When you're about to tresaure hunt and an event appears 0:31
*Me looking how to beat any crazed stage*
The guide: To beat this stage you will need crazed cat, crazed tank, crazed cow, crazed lizard, craz...
bro 90% of crazed stages need like one true form, some meat shields, dragon, bahamut and ururun and thats it
@@Andrew-pq3ljespecially cyberpunk cat
@@Andrew-pq3ljI just use Can-Can and Maglev to destroy Maniac Gross. Can-Can solo's Maniac Flying, Can-Can is amazing on Maniac Lizard since it's way easier than the first one and is able to beat Maniac Dragon before they even come out even in Maniac Lion Can-Can Can take out one in a couple hits. On Maniac Mohawk, Eraser and Jameira though Can-Can is next to useless very sadly.
Just use dasli
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki bro how boosted is your can can
1:31 bro thats so true with my chapter 3 ITF maawth experience😭
0:46 bro this feeling is the worst, I had it
RUclips guides on their way to ask you to have the most obscure collab event units (it will barely make a difference)
Hardest red stage:
*Angry courier noises*
1:18 ITS FUCKING CATORNADO *pulls out gun* SAY IT!! ITS FUCKING CATORNADO!
0:44 "no continues"
0:53
As an Ultrakill player, you're calling UC stages easy.
Judgement
Prepare THYSELF
0:36
Amount of anti-floatings
0:22
Also the amount of floating enemies you counter midgqme to endgame that aren't bosses:
Bro this is so funny and relatable you just got a sub
0:44 you know thats very painful when it says "No continues!"
0:07 the cat cannon on its way to wipe the threat out
Anti Floating have alot but i dont have one :skull:
0:48 “no continues”
Ponos on their way to make a game that takes 1,000 years to complete:
Me logging in once a day to treasure grind for like 3 countries
Me seeing how the "basic" strategy to pass EoC moon chapter 3, have manic cats, and a legend rare: ._.
0:31 me after getting pai pai to beat realm of carnage
0:44 when you finally summon your best Uber and it dies instantly
0:39 average battle cats tutorial
0:06 getting courier for the first time
0:27 my friend showing me that really trashy Uber he just got
0:18 bahamut cat without meat shields
0:58 that one enemy in the stage
me: procedes to walk up to a whiteboard in a suit and draw somthing goofy
0:44 everytime I reach the stage "aguham" in cotc all chapters"
ALL my uber either countering floating or alien until getting myrcia.
its so acurate to Edgar from bs lol
you forgot to add the part where balrog users don't shut up about him and how good he is (i do this)
lmaooooo
I could build a team of my favorite cat units and upgrade the ones I enjoy using most…
OR I COULD JUST USE COURIER CAT
Pov: you click a random battle cats guide and its carried by specific ubers because its not one of the actual guide makers
Ponoa cat unit designers creating the most random ass evolved forms for weightlifter cat, omioji cat and pole vaulter cat (they were downbad)
the anti floating one aged badly lol. It's so hard to beat Socrates no gacha
yes i understand the comedy uh huh
How to beat chapter 1 korea with no gacha easily!: All you need is Awakened Nalaa (at level 100) Awakened Doron (obv at level 100) Ape lord luza (I dont have to say it anymore at level 100) Awakened Bahamut (lvl 100) Jagando (not the cat vers the enemy vers) Ururun (at level 100) cat god the golden (at level 100) Maniac Eraser (at level 100) Maniac Mohawk (at level 100) and finally you need phonoa! (behind the scenes) "Wait what phonoa is gacha? NOOOOOOO" um so we had to replace phonoa with lil valkrie cat. (WAIT THATS GACHA TOO? ITS LITERALLY VALKRIE CAT HOW?????) alr whatever just normal valkrie cat at level 100.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention you need at the very least 500 continues.
very simple!
@@rapidtomato3955 Yep! Everyone will be able to beat it now!
0:41 courier outclassed by sanzo
Talented sanzo is one of the best things in the game.
courier and sanzo have two completely different roles, courier deals with stuff like dolphina whereas sanzo is the only good cc unit really. 'outclassed' cant really be used when youre comparing two completely different units
@@thiccnoodles6767 it's a joke.
ok sure got it, you wouldnt believe the avg iq of the modern battle catter
U good dude. I was just doing what people say xskull does
0:44 I literally just got this a few minutes ago
Bean cats true form:
Me bullying Director Kurosawah after I true formed Tesalan Pasalan 1:04
Getting the 13th dupe of the most garbage uber of all time.
Bun bun on it's way to wipe my whole army
people who thought they put 1.5 speed on this video
👇
yay I got pinned!!🎉🎉
0:18 damn that's me
0:43 is real then its a no continues stage
yes
not the spinning edgar 😭😭😭
I have delayed getting cotc treasures for 1 and a half years
Honestly I just started UL and it’s really not that bad so far. Prolly because of my lvl 50/60 units but yknow
good luck in the third crown
@@gaelmtz207 that is what I dread
Apart from a few cancer levels where you need specific strategies to win, it's incredibly easy especially if you have Saki, Sodom, Kasli and Balrog. All in a single team. 💀💀
These are all spot on
How to beat tutorial make no sence you cant spawn every uber at the start
it's a joke
You forgot "Most powerful pre-talent Lil' Cat"
I hate when I get the boss hp so low and either I do not have enough cat food or it’s a non skip stage.
fr bro
I got raging bahamut on 1 hp and I didnt have catfood because I spent it on superfest.i think its obvious how I felt.
I wanna play battle cats again now
Most basic ZL Layout: 👺🐉🚀🐕🐼🗡️🌈🇰🇬🚔👾
Trying to get a decent uber then getting hevijak the wicked 😢
Ok, who has the better drip can can or mystican pasalan
Can-Can easily. Cause his drip makes him a true beast.
no how to beat guids are like :
to beat korea you need manic mohawk , crazed tank , walk (true), crazed bahamut , ururun ,lil nyandam , musashi ,mecha bun bun, doguemon , doron ,naala , luza ,cat god
and mostly true form filibuster
Idk why people rage a lot about someone seed tracking and using gamatoto glitch like, wth i just couldn't stop getting trash ubers and wanted to have better option and also didnt wanted to spend hours for the posibility of getting cateyes just to level up one level more to a ramdom unit, there a lot of purist in games and thats something hard, before gamatoto glith and seed tracker i had nothing and now i can enjoy the game with ubers like darktanyan, kasli white, whithe phono and other exclusives at level 40 and i don't feel any regret
Metal enemies:
1:40 Hi
In the last 2 year we’ve only had like one or two good ubers. Besides fest ubers obviously.
dam straight
1 question. What is the worst uber rare for begginer
My guess is sharpshooter saki she's so damn expensive and attacks very slow
I feel like king mola is worse
Saki is actually amazing against Relic and Red, her backliner attacks do 80,000 base damage and times that by whatever number Massave Damage increases by and she 2 shots most mid level bosses. 640,000+ damage at Level 40 every Two attacks. Or 320,000 every attack. That's a lot of damage. And she has fast recharge rate and honestly average attack rate. The only downside is that she's pretty expensive and only targets specific enemies but there's many units that do that so it's not thr biggest deal, it's just annoying if you get her on EOC chapter 1 and literally can't use her and even when you do she doesn't attack. But everything from ITF to COTC is considered early game as its all very easy if you do have her and she can almost solo every stage. SOL is mid game, Uncanny Legends is Mid to Late game then thr advents and Zero Legends are late game.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki YEAH ON TRUE FORM OR LEVEL 10 MINE'S LEVEL 1 SHE IS SUCH A WASTE OF EXP TO UPGRADE
@@MalayMsmGamer her second form changes thr enemies that she can attack like Warlock And Perrire, in first form she attacks red and aliens and second form she attacks zombies and aliens, true form she attacks Relics and Aliens.
Yeah at Level 1 she ain't that useful, although she can base snipe since she can attack bases and even at Level 10 she does a lot of damage and can destroy weaker bases in just a few hits.
Even if she doesn't have her respective target she can still be useful due to her very long range of attack and massive area damage.
Just be thankful you have her and when her time comes in ITF and she's above Level 1, she will shine.
I still only have Holy Dragon Megidora and Mekako Saionji
Approved
0:45 No Continues
1:05 i got the neon genisis evengalion Version of her. Works about the same
op against baron enemies and better for sniping backliners only thing is worse immunities but she still has a couple so its not bad, and surge being a tad unreliable, still top 10 if not top 5 ubers though
Honestly she's the only good unit from the red side banner, there's a bunch of great ones on the other banner though, Reimitama and Determined Unit 01 are definitely the best out of the entire collaboration while Asukasli and Unit 02 are a close Second. Honestly Unit 00 is underrated and a great anti Angel and Wave blocker.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki POV *me who had only pulled on red banner because i wanted one of the waifus and it took all my catfood to get her*
@@Nyan_nii damn, Rei is my number 1 waifu from Eva while Mitsma is my number 1 from Battle Cats so both combined is an incredibly happy moment.
Where is the "im subscribed to rapid tomato how did you know button" because i do not see it
Bro i unlocked dasli today bc of plat ticket from anniversary so the "getting the uber you want" is so good now lol
i seed track. i also gave up a legend rarw for brainwashed cat
UNDERRATED
tyty
Spam is best defence
Okay but did you know you can even decide which guranteed uber you would get by roll tracking
but that makes the game boring
That makes the game great
Well, not really
I request more
We have been getting some maybe good ubers.
Not all Ubers are garbage.
Most good ubers are specialist.
Is ganglion and Mighty Dlux thingy good uber?
Behemot if was a good unit without his true form
I just got 3 uber super rares today (one of Which is bora) and i also got 1m exp today ive just been playing for a week good thing now i got 2 alien killers
I lose to crazed cat and wanna know the boss hp? Its 3%:( and i cannot use cat food bc i am out of it after uber spin:(
boss hp 1% hit harder than the boss
lmaooo
I honestly need anti floating i can never get them but i some how got two Legend rare cats
Why is Edgar from Brawl Stars here. Also that clip sums up 99% of Edgar's
its tornado cat wdyn
@rapidtomato3955 oh right, when did they add the 3D battle cats but the cat turns into a human with a living scarf that constantly beats his head in?
@@DinkleTron3000ever heard of a meme, almost all of the clips from this video weren't from battle cats, why does the Brawl stars clip the only one to bother you
@@BaniTheBun it isn't the only one to "bother" me I'm just pointing it out
@@DinkleTron3000then shut up
the one about no gacha players is so true all the memes call them based but like no one cares
1:40 Dasli carrier*
So my brother, he got dasli as his first uber 💀
I totally don't use dasli on every team
lol
Directions unclear i did what the thumbnail said and now there is white stuff everywhere