The new The Battle Cats slander
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Am I late to the trend? Oh well.
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PONOS resisting the urge to give every boss enemy range below 600
You meant above?
Underated af man, love how you still catch up to the trend when you use that Sisyphus
That was one of my ideas but wanted to make a longer video :p
The ancient eggs in an actual egg carton is so simple yet something that would never have crossed my mind
And awesome vid as always
0:38 this is so accurate, you are the goat
As an Orbital Platform user, I can confirm whenever a traited enemy refuses to get into range, my cat will juust fucking watch as all my erasers die.
0:38 this is definitely gonna be reused for 3* zl
Bro why is the catfruit and seeds so accurate 😭
Bahamut on his way to rush in, kills a doge and dies:
Ponos thinking that giving an underpaid delivery cat an overpowering stats is a good idea
Battle cat is such a bizzare experience
the second one got me dead because it's so true lmao, some guy in another discord server got aphrodite and asked if it was good
I'd kill to get Megaphodite, she'd legitimately replace and be a far better Cuberpunk.
@@CerealExperimentsMizukientirely different roles
@@dinoaurus1 both are long range and both slow with Talents. One just does far more damage and a wider area of effect.
@@CerealExperimentsMizukiand one has a way higher slow uptime which is also guaranteed and has a higher standing range.
cyberpunk is used for cc, and maybe chip, aphro is used for sniping and nuking aliens
@@lenientrider not just aliens though, she has the ability to outrage every enemy that aren't advent bosses and that's invaluable, plus her faster movement and attack speed and thr fact she does way more damage is great.
I like both units of course but Cyberpunk is just so much weaker and does so little damage compared to Allmighty Aphrodite, that's why I want her, for the incredible range that outrages Master/Professor A and Camel and thr much more damage, I only need 1 Allmighty Aphrodite while I'd need 5 or more Cyberpunk to do even close to thr same damage as Allmighty Aphrodite.
0:52 as the number ONE moneko fan this is reletable
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0:54 me after spending 1500 catfood on Epicfest 11 capsule draw and getting ganglion (i wanted dark kasli or d'arktanyan)
1:04 PONOS employees carefully making Evangelion stages to make sure they are the most lazy, unfun and frustrating stages (example - final battle: eva unit-13)
Final battle: eva unit-13 is fun though
eva 13 is fun thats just a skill issue
Eva 13 is fun. 3 star eva 13 is just boring ubercarry
0:38 dagshund be like:
@@LilJamieraCatTank u may ask, indeed he refers to the freaking Child Bore
The dasli meme was so accurate for me when I got her
0:22 me seeing all my valkyres and ubers die to a single one horn (it was chapter 3)
Man seed tracking when there's a collab is good but no thrill
0:10 that was me when i got kasli the scourge as my 2nd uber but i though its weak because it hasn't good dmg.
0:48 one really sad reality
0:58 tackey and the other peons watching me turn horrorpotamus into a stepping stone for slime with gigavolta
horror when he perma kbs gigavolta
@@acone2017tackey about to 2 shot him since metal croco got infront of horrorpotamus
😈
0:10 Also newbie: sells uber for XP because first comment was "Worst unit ever".
1:15 "Yeah, i don't use Boulder cat, it's overrated" players be like
Ponos refusing to give uberfest Ubers true form:
you forgot no item player - the real giga chad
Ponos making a caracter the same style as the weaker one but stronger
My chance of beating merciless xp after the razorback’s kill my stack of bombercats:
1:21 I beg to differ
When you reach my stage, you will have over 200 seeds in the storage doing nothing while you try to farm as many fruits as possible
People just dont have catfruits if they dont have more ubers to evolve tbh
5 seeds = 1 fruit, unless your rng is apalling and you only ever get epic fruits you can pretty much always get regular fruits
@@DarkShard5728 Well this was before the update, so now there is infinite storage but before it wa s a nightmare to organize eveyrthing
I totally disagree, I was literally with only 2 Ubers for an awful lot of time, until from one moment to the next I started getting many more, fortunately.
Anime girl Uber? No. I use cat-6 Seige engine.
Idea:
alien's: I'm invincible Invincible!
Soap cat: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Me when they gave the depressed uber effect all traits instead of traitless only: 0o0
Like seriously, why?-_-
the second one was literally me
0:52 swatted.
Gacha users are essentially an endangered species now.
The soulstrike units was funny, these are so creative.
ur talking about no gacha righr?
1:21 me 🤓👌
0:25
Thats what my daily routine is like
0:18 LMAO SO TRUE
"YEAH I TRACKED"
Wake up, craze ninja has uploaded stuff after ages
Cpu trying not to upgrade the Wallet (impossible)
kasa jizo is still an amazing unit, even after courier
0:12 Relatable
Relatable to all ubers
## RAP BATTLE
# Kasa Ji-zo
## VS.
# Mr. LASVOSSSSSSSSS
## BEGIN
Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr. Lasvoss
We can add a 't' cuz I will be your last boss!
You had to get a true form under threat of being outclassed;
When I had a new true form, that's another enemy that I'm gonna cash!
You're coming last, Number 1 is Lasvoss; only evolution you have is horribly outclassed.
You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the opposition and became the best,
But the consequences that you've got to live with
Is you paved their deaths all to pay your debt, I applaud you Ji-zo!
In the diss game, you won't get rich.
I'm like your banner: I'm dead sick!
Then check the Dynamites banner, millions of children roll it.
How'd you win all that XP, kid, but not used in anything with it?
Did ya think you'd get them back with those talents you bought them?
You're playing tug-o-war with the meta, but the rope is your players (Ooh!)
So stupid, Tecoluga showed you the light; you didn't go to SNU, that's right.
If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal, you wouldn't make it through the night!
When I fight I don't need a 4 combos, wrapping with meatshields like the peons I fight!
Utter a word then you will die, save that NP for Lillin Type π!
### Kasa Ji-zo:
So this is the next test they'll make us fight in for survival?
But instead of a black or angel, I'll be playing this manchild? (Hmm?)
Your health's fragile like glass, I will smash it if you push me.
Made your fortune from talents, now give them their fucking NP!
You've done all this good, you fed lives in need right 'till they get by each time,
Immune to Curse, slow, weaken, and freeze, set headlines being nice when you savage blow.
Teens hype it and then buy Mr. Lasvoss line, so you make ten times what you leave guys,
Only ever "moving" when you're in set sight of a backliner, like an anti-red light green light!
Don't talk about loyalty, you don't get any!
You're like "I Spent At Least Ten Thousand NP Renting People Out To Pretend To Be Friends With
Me"!
I wondered why nukers had to hide their face behind meatshields,
Now that I see this bastard, I get what the point of the mask is!
### Mr. Lasvoss:
I just replaced all of the surviving Ji-zo's with Legos!
Uhm, Lasvoss... there aren't any Legos.
*(Vine boom sound effect)* (Hahahahahahaha!)
For a 'critique on greed', it seems ironic,
Your banner sold out like it's stock from the dynamites banner, bitch!
### Kasa Ji-zo:
(Yuh!) You spent 24 NP on immunities, another 24 inside of Savage Blow,
And over 50 on defense; could you do us all a big solid and stop wasting it?
Spending a minute with the Rich Cat for daycare kiddies is a challenge that I couldn't be paid to be in.
You can't make good lines, I won't stay within them; like Doron mask, I'm straight up leaving!
### Mr. Lasvoss:
Let's hope that you didn't bet all of your money on winning this fight now,
Cuz a lot like your job, if that happened, you're likely to die in my fire and strike out.
Join Dynamites and clean those peons you deem a traitor!
You lost everything to a cat, who's broke the fucking meta!
jesus christ
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My guy, you took my long time on both reddit and youtube to read all of those
Lmao
Kasli simps after realizing that her scourge is underage:
All of these are 100% correct
except for the last one...
🤓
hot take: Jizo is still great, he's no dasli but in term
ah that thumbnail, art
Slander... MAN
Ramen cat so relatable 😂
Died at the ramen one
Kasli simps are chads(Kasli as in Ritual Saint Kasli. Not Dasli.)
Will you back guy? We wanna more of your videos
Eh, whenever I feel motivated. For now i'm taking it peacefully c:
@@CrazedNinjaCat :D, remember u are incredible and can do every that you want and we always will love your content ♥
Kubiluga should be named neck-o-luga
this goes so hard
Where my filibuster Y users at?
yes, yes i agree, im no uber player and im amazing
0:11 then you tell them its trash and make them delete it for xp just for them to get 3 more dupes
should i play uberless?
yes
i saw this on reddit
Im subscribing N O W
Yall i just got garu from the platinum thingy idk is it good?
Porque le gustó a la gente
True
Slandering
IM SORRY BUT TWIN STARS IS GOOD THOUGH. FAST SPEED FAST ATTACK AREA DAMAGE AND STRONG AGAINST ALIEN AND BLACK IS TOO GOOD
outranked severely
@@shinra_slams_goku by who
@prophetbon6373 yukimura is better at black and most of the elemental pixies are better at alien
@@shinra_slams_goku i’ll try to get those then
I have mitama and phonoa)
Kasli>>>>dasli no matter what everyone say
Its been a long time man
Cya next year lmao
@@CrazedNinjaCat noooo
Is it rly slander if it's 100% true?
In russian ponos translation how diarrhea😊
YOUR IN THE KASLI SERVER TOO?
he's the owner of the server
@@crazedaxebutbetter5208 I'm filibuster remember?
@@David_BFB yeah
@@crazedaxebutbetter5208 ok