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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • A re upload of my collab segment on Arthur Bone's channel. if you haven't seen the full video and have 3 hours, I highly recommend it, as over 40 40k content creators took part!
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  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 2 месяца назад +778

    Blood Ravens stole the sisters of battle video didn’t they?

    • @PelinalWhitestrake36
      @PelinalWhitestrake36 2 месяца назад +126

      They didn't steal it they uh....'Claimed' it for the chapter!

    • @dogehammerfortykay
      @dogehammerfortykay  2 месяца назад +234

      Pinned, because a comment hasnt genuinely given me a laugh like that in a while lol

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 2 месяца назад +21

      @@dogehammerfortykay Glad it made you laugh!

    • @GrenzRell
      @GrenzRell 2 месяца назад +11

      DEM BLUDDY MAGPIE GITS!

    • @Idontevenwanachannel
      @Idontevenwanachannel 2 месяца назад +2

      IT WAS A GIFT

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail 21 день назад +56

    Custode: we have arrived pitiful Astar....tes- what the hell are you wearing?
    Blood Raven in Custode Armor: Your mom

    • @bgcvetan
      @bgcvetan 6 дней назад +4

      With the Blackrock Custodes now being a thing... oh boy.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад +1

      @@bgcvetan no they are not

  • @MrTwistedLizard
    @MrTwistedLizard 2 месяца назад +96

    Bloodraven: That is a Nice ship you have their Custodes, though I can't help but notice....neither you nor it is bolted down

    • @MrKOLCOO
      @MrKOLCOO 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh my XD ( They wanted to add it to their Custodes gear collection )

    • @WhyisAlpharius69
      @WhyisAlpharius69 2 месяца назад

      The Ashen claws suddenly blush out of the Blood Raven’s skills

  • @monoclesquid9667
    @monoclesquid9667 2 месяца назад +71

    I just love how quickly the Blood Ravens can oscillate between “some of the smartest, most reasonable space marines” to “I’m about to make this custodes DISAPPEAR!!”

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 2 месяца назад

      Greyknights have entered the que

    • @monoclesquid9667
      @monoclesquid9667 2 месяца назад +8

      @@BLOODKINGbro damn those chapter artifacts are looking tasty

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@BLOODKINGbro
      Reminder that Blood Ravens pirated Gray Knights.

  • @whydid666
    @whydid666 2 месяца назад +48

    Don't worry, the custodies smoothed things over by *donating* one of their personal master crafted artificer halberds.

  • @nitthecroller
    @nitthecroller 2 месяца назад +34

    Custodes: "Normies."
    Atanaxus: "I'm going to turn your head into a floor shifter!"

    • @HouseRedoranKinsman1793
      @HouseRedoranKinsman1793 Месяц назад +4

      Every Blood Raven on board: “STOP! YOUR GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED!”

  • @Ultra_Sauce
    @Ultra_Sauce 2 месяца назад +41

    Not every custodian hates space marines but for the primaris unveiling they made the genius decision to send custodes who DESPISE the astartes

  • @PelinalWhitestrake36
    @PelinalWhitestrake36 2 месяца назад +51

    Custodes knew that if they kept messing around they'd get the good ol Blood Raven's 'Magpie Special' and would return to terra, with their armors, weapons, AC and Copper Cables missing

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 2 месяца назад +21

    As a Custodes fan, I’m pretty sure the chocolate tanned golden bananas boys just wanted to return to their scented oils and showers on Tera.

  • @idriscorvus2237
    @idriscorvus2237 25 дней назад +32

    You know the thought process from everyone else on the Blood Ravens ship is
    "Oh we're so gonna nicked some of their stuff once this stupid rift shenanigans is over."

    • @ArgentumFox
      @ArgentumFox 17 дней назад +2

      Custodes getting back to their ship: "Wait, why are all the launch bays in the ship empty... and where are all our extra weapons?!?!"

    • @DisFantasy
      @DisFantasy 15 дней назад +1

      @@ArgentumFox "Forget it, our armory back home has it's own zipcode."

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 2 месяца назад +54

    How kind of the Captain to keep those Custodes occupied while his brothers generously lightened the load off the Custodes ship that they _totally_ had permission for

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 2 месяца назад +16

      "The Blood Ravens have threatened us; ship, status?"
      "UH, EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. SITUATION NORMAL. WE HAD A SLIGHT AIRLOCK MALFUNCTION, BUT EVERYTHING'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT NOW. EVERYTHING'S FINE. WE'RE FINE. HOW ARE YOU?"
      "..everyone, back to the ship."

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters5984 2 месяца назад +22

    Imagine how up your own ass you have to be to arrive on a Blood Ravens ship with the news that you've got new stuff for them and they can have it free of charge and somehow end up in an argument

  • @Begbras
    @Begbras 2 месяца назад +42

    Say what you want: i'm pretty surprised the Custodes managed to leave without any of their belonging being ''claimed as a gift'' by the magpies.

    • @MrKOLCOO
      @MrKOLCOO 2 месяца назад +1

      Check again XD

    • @DinoPadd
      @DinoPadd 2 месяца назад

      Geneseed

  • @Ghost_Warrior1789
    @Ghost_Warrior1789 2 месяца назад +22

    "hahaha you have no power here custodes!"
    -captian "always goes hard" adonaxis

  • @Baloo106
    @Baloo106 2 месяца назад +29

    "Nice opinion. One small issue. We stole your auramite."

  • @54lolman
    @54lolman 2 месяца назад +33

    1:50 For those who wish to know or can't remember what happened in D.O.W. 3. I'll explain it somewhat briefly.
    Due to the Blood Raven's low numbers and loss of wargear from the catastrophic civil war. The new Chapter Master found himself having to make the tough choice of having his chapter serve under an Inquisitor until their resources were replenished. During their service, the Inquisitor would use his authority to requisition Imperial forces that would be used to blockade an ancient teleporting eldar world that was set to return and stop any being from landing on it.
    However, while the Blood Ravens and the Inquisitor were waiting in the system for the appearance of the ancient Eldar world. A plea for help came from one of the worlds in the system which was the home for an Imperial Knight House. The Knight household was being overwhelmed by an an ork Waaaagh, with their last keep being besieged even. The Inquisitor denied the Knight House its reinforcements wishing to maintain all of his resources at the ready for the world's arrival.
    The Blood Raven's Chapter Master, despite the need of resources for his chapter, low numbers, and risk of angering the Inquisition. Defied the order and went personally with his chapter to save the Imperial Knight House, believing his duty first and foremost was to defend his fellow man against enemies of humanity. To oversimplify the rest of what happened in the game, the Blood Raven's ended up losing even more men and blew up the ancient world by ramming it's core with one of their few remaining battle barges. Oh and an ancient demon prince of Khorne (that or an ancient bloodthirster, one of the two, don't care to remember) was released before being smacked down by the Blood Raven's Chapter Master at the end after the world blew up.

    • @DB8ed
      @DB8ed 2 месяца назад +2

      Honorable but otherwise sounds like a total L for them.

    • @54lolman
      @54lolman 2 месяца назад +5

      @@DB8ed Aye, it was a story that got worse the longer it progressed.
      If it also means anything though, the eldar they were fighting lost a lot more both game and novel wise.

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 2 месяца назад +8

      Thank you for your service of playing that dogshit to report back in case they dare insinuate in further games anyone cares what happened in DOW3

    • @54lolman
      @54lolman 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ashfox7498 You're welcome. If there is one thing that I could say at least positive in regards to that game. Is that hilariously, from what many fans have pointed out, Farseer Macha's appearance. Seems to be based off of fan art of her from 4chan and other places. As the whole "red hair" and "cheek tattoos" that she has in game, was never described in any books or official media before DOW 3.
      Oh and I guess it was cool seeing Diomedes return as a repentant Space Marine Chaplin also.

    • @Ashraff-vt1kl
      @Ashraff-vt1kl 2 месяца назад

      ​@@54lolman I'm still sour that he died on Acheron...

  • @bgcvetan
    @bgcvetan 2 месяца назад +23

    Blood Ravens?
    Lock the reliquary.

  • @TheSonOfDumb
    @TheSonOfDumb 2 месяца назад +26

    The newer generation of 40k fans never played the Dawn of War games, but the Blood Ravens remain my favorite chapter and Azariah Kyras is still my favorite chaos space marine.

  • @jerm4274
    @jerm4274 8 дней назад +19

    With space marine 2 coming out I’m 1000000% playing as a blood raven because I too like Corvids and am a kleptomaniac

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu 2 месяца назад +24

    I thought the threat was going to be: "You found yourself on this side of the rift, isolated. Nobody would be surprised if we were 'gifted' everything you have here. Who would know?"

  • @ashfox7498
    @ashfox7498 2 месяца назад +26

    2:43 *A G i f t F o r T h e C h a p t e r*

  • @derpnip
    @derpnip 7 дней назад +19

    "you're looking awfully resistive and steal-able..." -Blood Ravens to a group of unguarded Custodies

  • @drontesmakor1983
    @drontesmakor1983 2 месяца назад +35

    60 wounded blood ravens running low on supplies vs the Emperor's veteran Custodes.. The Custodes never stood a chance. (I am shamelessly biased towards my Chapter and not even lore will get in my way)

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад

      I mean defending a ship is pretty good position and I doubt the custodes would be quite used to how creative blood ravens can be

  • @zeroakira584
    @zeroakira584 2 месяца назад +15

    Let's just say on that day the Blood Raven made the golden bananas into green bananas.

  • @ArcaneMaiden
    @ArcaneMaiden 2 месяца назад +17

    ...if the Custodes had Abelard in there, the magpies would behave.
    _Then steal Abelard. :›_

  • @TheDrunkenPirate625
    @TheDrunkenPirate625 8 дней назад +9

    Well now, this is indeed a refined story time of "I will hurt you if you say another word" I thank you for enlightening me of just how much a custode could fuck around and find out situation.

  • @trailbreakertv8918
    @trailbreakertv8918 2 месяца назад +18

    need more vids like this , story time with dogehammer should be a series

  • @GrizzlyHillsRadio
    @GrizzlyHillsRadio 2 месяца назад +8

    Quote the Raven
    "This, this is mine now"

  • @Micmag-
    @Micmag- 2 месяца назад +11

    The jetbikes were golden, with curved prows shaped in the form of eagles’ beaks, their flanks carved to resemble swept-back wings. Phosis T’kar counted seven of them, swooping in low on an attack run towards his position at the end of the Raptora plaza. The warriors riding them were also golden, their red helmet plumes streaming behind them like pennants. Rapid-firing cannons blazed from underslung gun pods, ripping up the flagstone road leading from the Mylas agora. Geysers of rock burst from every impact, but Phosis T’kar wasn’t worried. He braced his weight on his right leg and snatched his hands through the air, as though sweeping a curtain open. Four of the jetbikes were plucked from the air as if they had reached the end of an unbreakable tether. Phosis T’kar slammed them against the high walls of the Timoran Library, shattering the statues of its first custodians.
    The last three exploded as Hathor Maat sent a cataclysmic electrical surge through their engines. The burning wrecks smashed into the ground and tumbled end over end towards the Thousand Sons position, skidding to a halt less than a metre from Phosis T’kar.
    “Custodes,” he grunted. “They’re not so tough.”
    the excerpt is from 1000 sons and yes psyker powers are cheating but seeing that 99.99% of the time custodes beat the living shit out of marines this is at least one W marines got over them.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 2 месяца назад +25

    While Custodes need to stop being indiscriminately (some chapters deserve it) arrogant towards the space marines, I would like to point out that the ships were custodes’ ships, meaning the most pimped out ride imperium can afford so they might have stood a chance. That being said, some times it’s about sending a message and not whatever you can pull it off. As Atanaxis demonstrated.

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 2 месяца назад +12

    Blood Raven to Custodes:
    We are loyal hardworking Space Marines! I'm not gonna sit here and take your attitude and your disrespect towards my chapter from you!
    Custodes:
    Oh really? What'cha gonna do about it angry red little boy?

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад

      :insult me again and noone will find your body:
      the custodians had no reply

  • @cautrimosala1495
    @cautrimosala1495 2 месяца назад +26

    I don't really like how the new lore has the Custodes basically be utter snobs, seems like they're just regressing all the lore and typical behavior of Custodes into nothing but rich man children. :3c

    • @54lolman
      @54lolman 2 месяца назад +4

      In a way can you blame them? While everyone else in the setting has largely lived to some degree through the 41st millennium. The Custodes experienced the entire millennium since before the Emperor was entombed. Its understandable that even if they're excellent diplomats, they have little reason not to become jaded and spiteful. Having to watch both their creator and his creations decompose before their very eyes every day.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад

      @@54lolman jaded is one thing being a collasal arrogant pr*ck in your own right is abit of a leap

  • @MrGusta650
    @MrGusta650 2 месяца назад +10

    When Custodes find out this is not the book about them 😂😂😂

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 2 месяца назад

      The Custodes "gifted" it to them fair and square!

  • @scarletfatefan8793
    @scarletfatefan8793 2 месяца назад +11

    I love the blood ravens, they were my into to 40k and the theories about their origin led me to the thousand sons which are my favorite faction

  • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
    @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 2 месяца назад +16

    We steal hard, not gonna lie. Never knew this about our favorite kleptomaniacs XD

  • @errorman_2057
    @errorman_2057 2 месяца назад +20

    Moral of the story? Only space marine with high enough levels of BDE to have an argument with custodes, threaten his life, and win.

    • @BridgeTROLL777
      @BridgeTROLL777 2 месяца назад +5

      also that leave it to custodes to be perfect warriors and diplomats who can let go off their ego if situation necessitates it.

    • @errorman_2057
      @errorman_2057 2 месяца назад +1

      @@BridgeTROLL777 Painfully true

  • @DB8ed
    @DB8ed 2 месяца назад +19

    2:09 I thought the Blood Ravens also did "tactics". In fact, catching flak from other chapters for "observing" and planning operations if I remember right.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад +3

      yup one blood raven was punched by a spacewolf for saying "hey lemme just blow up there commanders head with our psychic powers "

  • @son0fgrim
    @son0fgrim 2 месяца назад +8

    the blood ravens are stored in the Baals

  • @gabrielherrera792
    @gabrielherrera792 2 месяца назад +11

    Really liked the resume of the blood ravens, of course is not all, but it is really complete in the necessary points to touch, and of course Doge is present so Good job.

  • @redhood1060
    @redhood1060 2 месяца назад +44

    I never liked the interpretation of custodians being patronising and condescending. They’re supposed to be super diplomats and very cultured people. Seems strange to have them act like arseholes. Even if they don’t mean it, they should understand that being polite and treating them with respect is the most efficient way of getting a problem solved. It just makes both sides look like immature children.

    • @00yiggdrasill00
      @00yiggdrasill00 2 месяца назад +11

      I agree, but it does add up that they would dislike the marines. Their civil war contributed to the situation the imperium is in while the custodies have always been loyal. That we have instances of it happening with regular citizens reinforces to me that GW writers mostly don't know what they are doing unfortunately. Still, it's a stupid custodian that pisses off half a company of marines with centuries of battlefield experience. These weren't greenhorn primaris they could slap around without danger.

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 2 месяца назад +11

      I've always preferred the Custodes being giant dick bags because lets not forget that they were personal friends of the Emperor of Man and were considered diplomatic by HIS standards.
      And the Emperor is the king of uncompromising douchebags, he needs to rely on mind control and perception manipulation to get anyone who actually knows him to do anything.

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 2 месяца назад +3

      Their diplomatic strength is intimidation, and always has been.

    • @Wanderer-nw2so
      @Wanderer-nw2so 12 дней назад

      I would not be surprised if these custodians sent here were kind of dicks but most likely not all of them are that bad as these guys are, I mean, you’re always gonna have those assholes in any organization. Though given their history, I could easily see why all of them might be a little condescending towards the space marines.

    • @comunistdoggo8782
      @comunistdoggo8782 9 дней назад +1

      i think it makes them better in a way to progress them after the heresy, every faction of the imperium had a downfall to its great crusade era, and the custodes going from big brother diplomat to being so good they lost all their humble attitude, besides without that downfall custodes would be literally the same as its heresy era

  • @umngyr
    @umngyr 2 месяца назад +17

    I mean we pretty much all know that Magnus the Red is the Blood Ravens Primarch :p

  • @blakeoarmboy
    @blakeoarmboy 2 месяца назад +20

    If it was custodes vs any other chapter than yeah custodes wipe(still fucked cause of what he mentioned already) but this is the Blood Ravens we’re talking about those fuckers are built better than ultramarines the blood ravens fought a civil war, chaos invasion, and tyranid hive fleet(Leviathan Splinter fleet) almost back to back and survived the ultramarines got their asses outsmarted by the least tactical hive fleet 60 Blood Ravens vs 5 Custodes is pretty even I’d say and if you got the writer from the dawn of war books than the blood ravens than they wipe easily cause that dude is basically just a fanboy for them even more than me

    • @ihateprofanityidk4374
      @ihateprofanityidk4374 2 месяца назад +3

      mfs would steal everything from a custodian before they could notice

    • @carsontodd2443
      @carsontodd2443 18 дней назад +2

      Don't forget they held against the necrons for a short while...with the help of space elf fuckery

  • @Sgt-lott10
    @Sgt-lott10 2 месяца назад +20

    Well, in my case the imperial guard were the victors of kaurava (I refuse to acknowledge that the canon endings were usually not the guard ones even in winter assault for some reason, fuck you eldar that was OUR game)

    • @isydust3164
      @isydust3164 2 месяца назад +3

      Love the taste of mon'keig tears

    • @Sgt-lott10
      @Sgt-lott10 2 месяца назад

      @@isydust3164 okay Mr 'oh no there's more than one monolith it's over for us'

  • @Aucun-cx1bj
    @Aucun-cx1bj 2 месяца назад +9

    The hold "If you don't shut up I don't know what I'm gona do but it's not gona be pretty"

  • @DrakosVek
    @DrakosVek 2 месяца назад +10

    I guess I am not the only one who only remembers the Dawn of War cutscenes in the BigDickCheney edited format

  • @NeiasaurusCreations
    @NeiasaurusCreations 2 месяца назад +20

    I once wrote a bit of a joke story...Where they basically invaded the rok with the lion. Why? Cause they wanted the secret property of the most secretive chapter...And fond some giant ass dude. Looted his ass, put him in blood raven power armor...And woke his ass up. And he sorta just became that one tall blood revan that is really, really good at making things dead. I fond it really fucking funny.
    Also...Wait. Youre telling me the blood ravens didn't just loot the custodes and make them blood revan property? That's shocking. They let all that gold, firepower, relics, and mystery man walk free?!

    • @Kingofdragons117
      @Kingofdragons117 Месяц назад +3

      They already have Custodes Armor in their vault bro.

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations Месяц назад +2

      @@Kingofdragons117 Nah I meant thr actual costodes.

  • @sandhiwistara9128
    @sandhiwistara9128 5 дней назад +12

    If they confront the Raven The end result will be 4 ship on Raven while 1 battle Barge for Custodes

  • @povilzem
    @povilzem 2 месяца назад +17

    Those are rookie numbers. I lose half the chapter on every single mission of the Tartarus campaign.

  • @Vin_San
    @Vin_San 2 месяца назад +9

    I really like this new format
    Don't get stressed out for the sister video, I rather have it when YOU'RE ready

  • @triangularbox949
    @triangularbox949 10 дней назад +15

    Wish the Blood Ravens would get more content thats not DoW3

  • @Stein871
    @Stein871 2 месяца назад +27

    you're on the wrong side of the rift golden homie

  • @danny9008
    @danny9008 2 месяца назад +4

    the blood ravens are my favourite chapter and i have some painted primaris minitures of them. so happy to see there still getting lore written about them and gw havent forgotten about them and have now been reinforced by primaris and are still going strong in the current setting

  • @zachcarnes6757
    @zachcarnes6757 2 месяца назад +14

    Custodes fan, and this is true. Custodes will fuck them hand to hand. They might loose one or two, but their ship will be long gone by the time the fight ends.

    • @ZaakaSjnssj
      @ZaakaSjnssj 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s pretty even in my opinion.

  • @bhushanharripersad5716
    @bhushanharripersad5716 2 месяца назад +8

    no one knows what happened in DoW 3 because nobody finished it and admits it.

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 14 часов назад +4

    B-but custodes can kill them e-even 999,999,999 to 1!
    But in all seriousness I also laugh at the thought of the custodes finding five ships ramming down on them suicidal style if by some fucking miracle their ship beats theirs. You can't survive a fucking nuclear city gunning towards you unless your the big cheese himself

  • @Ashraff-vt1kl
    @Ashraff-vt1kl 2 месяца назад +12

    Ya know, Atenaxis actively standing up against a CUSTODES, speaks volume on why much of their Chapter history is lost/locked away and their primarch unknown...

  • @DaenThunderKnight
    @DaenThunderKnight 2 месяца назад +8

    I wouldn't mind more of these vids at all. It's accurate, on Dogehammer brand, and funny/easy to digest. Plus Doge = FUNNIER

  • @1998topornik
    @1998topornik 2 месяца назад +12

    Ahh classic warhammer-being an asshole in the most problematic situations.

  • @devilmaycry265
    @devilmaycry265 2 месяца назад +9

    I love the thieving blood ravens!

  • @ramiel7666
    @ramiel7666 2 месяца назад +28

    Sooo....Blood Ravens are one of Magnus's spawn?

    • @goen5601
      @goen5601 Месяц назад +2

      Theorically.

    • @HouseRedoranKinsman1793
      @HouseRedoranKinsman1793 Месяц назад +1

      @@goen5601And also supposedly.

    • @Foffer1337
      @Foffer1337 Месяц назад +3

      Never been confirmed. But when ever the bird bois are asked, they do anything to dodge the question. Sussy shit imo !!!!

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад

      @@Foffer1337 they genuinly don't know however the last prophecy of the 1000 sons psycher who could see the future was about ravens of blood so almost certainly yes (the gw dismissal of that was saying she was refering to airhimen which well one she spoke in multiples and 2 just means airhimen is a blood raven sooo)

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 2 дня назад +1

      Pretty much confirmed at this point. Some eldar helped them with the flesh change and the rubric very early on (before they were the Blood Ravens, back when they were a refugee fleet of Thousand Sons) and they rejoined the Imperium officially some milennia after the heresy, having struck some sort of deal with the Ordo Malleus. The Blood Ravens are actually one of the few chapters allowed to officially know about the existance of Grey Knights, and they are rather staunch allies of one another. (the Grey Knights were formed and led by a Thousand Sons marine posessed by a shard of Magnus' soul, you see? However you could argue, with everything that has happened to the chapter, the Grey Knights are not their friends, but rather their parole officers)
      Turns out Ahriman just sucks.

  • @Xelatheshep
    @Xelatheshep 2 месяца назад +22

    As much as I love the idea of the Blood Ravens telling the Custodes to screw off for being disrespectful, I think there's one problem. The lore on custodes is that they're basically emotionally blank. As in if you told a knock-knock joke to a space marine and a custodes you have a slight chance to get a small chuckle from the marine whilst the custodes will just look at you blankly.

    • @islanddryad
      @islanddryad 2 месяца назад +9

      Sure but they're also suppose to be the Emperor's bodygaurds and besti-- I mean.. companions.. and I doubt Emps would want companions around him 24/7 who were duller than dishwater considering how charismatic he is. The way I see it a lot of canon "lore" is told unreliably and that is a smart move from a tactical standpoint. Ofcourse they'd want people to think Custodes are emotionless, to the regular person that shit is scary, if you're scared of the ginormous gold boy with the power armor and the gun spear you're more likely to comply with everything he says. Sure based on power alone, Custodes can get what they want anyways just like what Dogehammer explained in the vid, but just like with the Blood Ravens not everyone they interact with is gonna insta fold when intimidated. You wanna avoid that as much as possible, hence why diplomacy would be more effective (in this case dropping the crates of gene seed and peace-ing the fuck out). Obviously these banana boys missed the 'Diplomatic Relations 101' class as Kidstodes but we can't all be perfect

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 2 месяца назад +3

      That depends. Older Custodes have actual emotions, while newer ones are just cold and emotionless bricks.

  • @WeDieStanding948
    @WeDieStanding948 2 месяца назад +6

    We don't talk about DoW 3...

  • @MrDrakDevel
    @MrDrakDevel 2 месяца назад +5

    loved the format, as far as short stories go the "battle of Shadowbrink" from the Nids 7th edition codex is a fun read, if you look at it from the Nids perspective of not wanting to share "food".

  • @PedroPaulo-iw5ns
    @PedroPaulo-iw5ns 2 месяца назад +6

    Loved it , good format for story tellin

  • @Kingjder02
    @Kingjder02 Месяц назад +14

    I always thought they are apart of the Blood Angles? I WAS WRONG

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 21 день назад

      The Angles are tangent.

    • @Kingjder02
      @Kingjder02 21 день назад

      @@Thecommander248 a what?

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 21 день назад +2

      @@Kingjder02 you said "angles" instead of "angels" so I made a math joke.

    • @Kingjder02
      @Kingjder02 20 дней назад +1

      @@Thecommander248 I did? Damn dyslexia.

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 2 дня назад +1

      I swear, sometimes it feels like Sanguinius' boys copyrighted the word blood. No they aren't, it's like the biggest point in their lore that they don't know who daddy is, but it's definitely not Sangui because they don't have either of their magical PTSD.

  • @billmacia4092
    @billmacia4092 2 месяца назад +6

    Has a custodes player, I find it funny. Chad move for his part.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад

      remember you don't need to be able to beat someone up if your effectivley holding a nuke over them

  • @cyberbeep5187
    @cyberbeep5187 2 месяца назад +11

    its a masterpiece
    BUT WHERE IS DOGELANOR ANCIENT OF DOGES

  • @ethanchoate9566
    @ethanchoate9566 2 месяца назад +14

    Is my head canon just wrong, I don't understand why custodians become the snobbiest, self entitled ***holes when they can clearly understand what a battered and bruised chapter looks like and have the brain power to show even a slight amount of sympathy

    • @PartyDemoman
      @PartyDemoman 2 месяца назад +7

      Because some people are just like that, I guess. As far as I know, Custodes are closer to having regular human personalities than space marines do, which means that they have more room to be awful towards non-Custodes. Just look at Diocletian. It does also give them room to be more chill tho.

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 2 месяца назад +6

      They're whole personality is being the personal body guards and complete unassailably loyal enforcers of a space wizard most of the galaxy's human population worships as a god, and clad them all in gold and lavished them with the finest weapons and armour his empire could make. When given near unchecked authority and told over and over again that you are just more special and more important and more wise and skilled than the vast majority of the rest of the humans in the galaxy, you might get a little snobby and short with lower ranking people as well. It's the alienation I think, they don't have much point of reference to relate to others.

    • @ethanchoate9566
      @ethanchoate9566 2 месяца назад +3

      @@seekingabsolution1907 "a little snobby" my brother under the emperor all the custodians had to do was tell them a few things, give them there gene seed and leave, anyone could have given him the update but they were portrayed like that so someone else could seem bad*** (i admit tho it was an incredible moment and well worth it but I'm still annoyed)

    • @Samuraiedge2
      @Samuraiedge2 2 месяца назад

      @@seekingabsolution1907 Not to mention its towards folks as a whole put the imperium where it is today. No surprise theres gonna be animosity

  • @Zephal0
    @Zephal0 2 месяца назад +8

    DISLIKES DISABLED?
    YOU DARE MORTAL?
    (he didn't dare mortal =] )

    • @dogehammerfortykay
      @dogehammerfortykay  2 месяца назад +6

      Fixed, turns out if you upload a video from the studio phone app, like visibility is just turned off by default for some reason.

  • @drxtale9446
    @drxtale9446 2 месяца назад +10

    The Magpies are just based man, they’ve been through A-LOT, and then squared against the Banana Boys, that earns them so much respect, especially Captain Atanaxis.

  • @supremeone9524
    @supremeone9524 2 месяца назад +13

    Dawn of War 3 is NOT CANON. Hell, it doesn’t even exist, because OFFICIALLY Stubbs won the Kaurava campaign. end of story.

    • @thecalbinator7233
      @thecalbinator7233 2 месяца назад +2

      I get that stubbs was the only competent commander in that campaign besides gorgutz but where was it specified that stubbs won?

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 2 месяца назад

      Click clack

    • @carsontodd2443
      @carsontodd2443 18 дней назад

      ​@@thecalbinator7233because he created the famous Stubbs BBQ sauce

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад

      @@thecalbinator7233 personally I don't think anyone won the campaign I think the eldar beat the necrons the dark eldar beat charron and f'd off stubbs beat the sisters and gorgutz beat the tau and marines then walked as it's stated he did beat the ravens but his massive waggghh promised in his ending never happened

  • @plasticbag4102
    @plasticbag4102 21 день назад +18

    I miss you dogek come back

  • @Theminotard
    @Theminotard 2 месяца назад +8

    Always nice getting a video, especially lore I didn’t know, and especially when it shuts on DOW3. Can’t wait for the sisters one though, hope it’s going good

  • @disguiseanimal5478
    @disguiseanimal5478 2 месяца назад +4

    Love this format of video, hope to see more!

  • @naynaysfx8940
    @naynaysfx8940 2 месяца назад +6

    Dude I love your videos! You’re incredible!

  • @morganwilliams1218
    @morganwilliams1218 Месяц назад +9

    i like those odds

  • @majorrsole7355
    @majorrsole7355 2 месяца назад +3

    Good to see you back sir. The recent silence was concerning.

  • @Ma-vw5dc
    @Ma-vw5dc 13 дней назад +15

    I like you longer videos make more...
    Please

  • @smellyflounder7544
    @smellyflounder7544 2 месяца назад +2

    It's nice to see you upload again :)

  • @alastor8091
    @alastor8091 3 дня назад +11

    Do a video about how the Iron Hands stole a Dreadnought.

    • @dogehammerfortykay
      @dogehammerfortykay  3 дня назад +2

      @@alastor8091 You got a sauce you can point me to?

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 3 дня назад +2

      @@dogehammerfortykay The Voice of Mars by David Guymer. I don't have the book anymore, but it was towards the end. Also, it's a sequel to The Eye of Medusa, but the author never came back to finish the triology.

  • @Accolon12
    @Accolon12 2 месяца назад +1

    I love that song in the beginning! One of my favorite classical songs

  • @rogaldorn2885
    @rogaldorn2885 2 месяца назад +25

    the blood ravens should have just "repossessed" some the custodes weapons

  • @Litany_of_Fury
    @Litany_of_Fury 2 месяца назад +6

    The Blood Ravens enjoyed the supreme power of being the protagonists in a warhamer story. They are near untouchable.

  • @jaghatai_bulut
    @jaghatai_bulut 2 месяца назад +15

    Arent Custodes ships are like.. the most superior technologicly advanced bs ever? Like, remnants of the great crusade kind of technologicly advances bs. Not to mention the highest quality tech that remains from 30k era. Honestly, Im pretty sure their ship against ravens numbers is like a modern Battle Cruiser vs ww1 dreadnoughts. Chances are, custodians didnt actually care at all.
    What kinda pisses me off though, is that custodians are supposed to be diplomats. Not uppity assholes. They will surely make sure their authority is respected, but not antogonise loyalist chapters because of something as silly as ego. Wh40k is full of dumb writing.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 2 месяца назад +6

      A dedicated Custodes ship (like the Moirades operated by the Dread Host, for example) is a far cry from a simple cruiser requisitioned for the purpose of delivering news and geneseed. Not every ship they may appear on is a DAoT relic ship.

    • @jaghatai_bulut
      @jaghatai_bulut 2 месяца назад

      @@tau-5794 not necesserily dark age but great crusade era tech is enough to wipe the floor with raven fleet.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jaghatai_bulut Except it's still not? A majority of space marine naval assets are GC era tech, while the custodes in this story were in a cruiser invented a while after the end of the HH. And even actual GC era ships weren't advanced enough to win a 1v5 against 40k era ships in the same weight class.

    • @jaghatai_bulut
      @jaghatai_bulut 2 месяца назад +1

      @@tau-5794 appearently, the ship custodes use here is a tyrant class imperial ship, which is not an actual custodian ship. Therefore, you are correct. Yet, trust me when i say this, if that ship was anything made spesificly for custodians in 30k, it would obliterate astartes ships with ease. Look into books like watchers of the throne. Their ships capabilities are alien to 40k era. One of their ships basicly one shots a cruiser, shooting a beam, piercing through the void shields and the enemy ship itself. I dont know any 40k era space ship of space marines that one one shot a cruiser with its void shields on.

  • @sirpugsalot6113
    @sirpugsalot6113 2 месяца назад +7

    He’s alive!!!

  • @alexanderp8882
    @alexanderp8882 2 месяца назад +6

    HE LIVES! stomp stomp*

  • @burniejarvis9298
    @burniejarvis9298 Месяц назад +25

    I doubt the Custodians were actually frightened. I think it was more like it's not worth the fight. And even if they took out every Blood Raven, the ships were the problem.

    • @Jenn-lq9yu
      @Jenn-lq9yu Месяц назад +15

      To be fair, the Blood Ravens often produce unusually strong and capable individual Space Marines, as is evidenced by their force in the original Dawn of War 2 campaign consisting of like 12 marines and still being able to hold off an entire Tyranid splinter fleet. 60 Blood Ravens is a genuinely concerning force to go up against, even for 5 Custodes.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад +4

      @@Jenn-lq9yu especially given the ravens are notable in combat for 2 reasons
      1 they have a speciciously nice armory filled with stuff that is almost like there a first founding and stuff they clearly stole
      2 they favor actual strategic thinking and 5 custodes in tight hallways on a ship yeah no there getting kills

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 2 дня назад +4

      Yeah, they weren't scared of the marines, but Atanaxis successfully reminded a custodes of how pointless being a God tier warrior is in space. It's still so satisfying to see an astartes, ready willing and able to bruise the ego of the Golden boys even at the cost of his life.
      He is right after all. The custodes did a whole lot of nothing for Ten Thousand years, they have no right to talk shit about marines.

  • @sirflapfla97
    @sirflapfla97 2 месяца назад +11

    5 custodes v 60 marines is definitely in the stodes favor. but 5 ships to 1 yeah no thanks thats not happy time.

    • @DB8ed
      @DB8ed 2 месяца назад

      are custodes ships inferior or something?

    • @sirflapfla97
      @sirflapfla97 2 месяца назад +3

      @@DB8ed custodes ships are rarely used, they usually take over another ship in the navy instead of there own. Regardless they have 1 ship to the BR's 5

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@DB8edjust not good enough to defeat 5 ships of similar or greater size and strength reliably. The super soldiers of the imperium excel at infantry and even land vehicle warfare, but in the void of space, with no way to reach the enemy with their enhanced limbs and powerful weapons they're little better than ordinary humans at firing the guns of star ships.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 дня назад

      @@seekingabsolution1907 cause as it turns out unless the other crew is incompetant anyone can push the die button

  • @tio_john
    @tio_john 2 месяца назад +9

    well i'm ok living in 7th or 8th edition

  • @IndentIdiot
    @IndentIdiot Месяц назад +19

    Wait does the blood ravens know that singuninas is there father or were they looking at who was the guy that offered up his gene seed? (Sorry for the miss punctuation of blood angel’s primarch I’m not that good at spelling)

    • @Mightypickles
      @Mightypickles Месяц назад +14

      The blood ravens are not a blood angels successor, they lack the red thirst or black rage. The blood angels are most likely a thousands sons successor due to there strong connection to warp and high number of Liberians

    • @IndentIdiot
      @IndentIdiot Месяц назад +6

      @@Mightypickles ok 👌

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 21 день назад +2

      ​Blood ravens*

    • @IndentIdiot
      @IndentIdiot 21 день назад +1

      @@Thecommander248 yes

    • @bazelgeese1283
      @bazelgeese1283 6 дней назад +1

      So.. chimeric geneseed?​@@Mightypickles

  • @grunhold
    @grunhold 2 месяца назад +1

    The Emperor's benefice grants us a new Dogehammer video! Praise be!

  • @shadwflyer
    @shadwflyer 2 месяца назад +1

    Haha about time you did some lore on the blood ravens!

  • @redred9546
    @redred9546 2 месяца назад +2

    new this channel was gonna get uber good

  • @ryanoftheasurr
    @ryanoftheasurr 2 месяца назад +11

    Dawn of war 3 is such an underrated game and had such an enormous impact on both the eldar and the blood Ravens. The eldar of craftword biel tanhad a huge warhost led by Autarch Kyre to capture a relic called the Spear of Khaine, which was actually a daemon weapon, but anyway the eldar lost that entire warhost minus a few because Kyre was an idiot, like they didnt run into the webway they literally died. Very few made it out. It was at least a few hundred thousand eldar. And the blood Ravens lost Battle Barge Dauntless and most of their chapter, the game ends as Gabriel Angelos leaves to rebuild his chapter, and Farseer Macha leaves to do Farseer things. The worst part for the eldar is that most of the soul stones aren't recovered, because Kyre just doesn't do it, and they are all left to rot.

  • @AstartesBrother
    @AstartesBrother 2 месяца назад +7

    I have so many Questions right now....

  • @klortikterra4423
    @klortikterra4423 2 месяца назад +9

    GK, Custodes and just base Knight's player here. yea no the custodes may be the kings of the ground, but not even they can stop a 5-1 ship advatage.

  • @Cursed_Archivist
    @Cursed_Archivist 2 месяца назад +10

    Watching this, im trying to figure out if im seeing your arms or legs on that commissar.

  • @plasticbag4102
    @plasticbag4102 2 месяца назад +6

    Holy ahit a 8 minute vid where the fudge did this come from

  • @woopydoop2511
    @woopydoop2511 2 месяца назад +1

    You bestow us an 8 minute video?! You are too generous your lordship!!

  • @Wilders-Serenity
    @Wilders-Serenity 2 месяца назад +2

    ITS HERE AND ITS AN 8 MINUTE VIDEO THIS IS PROMISING