@@NIKEYT-ku1sb lol just wanted to make a comprehensive list or would have added much more also the egg arg was sick but with only three, that's just what I chose
1:34 why is noone talking about wemmbu showering in the toilet? that guy is beyond funny💀 also poor leowook got murdered by him the second the wedding ended , and parrot commiting sucide at 3:42 was the highlight of this video for me lol
Dude, this wedding is so funny istg, I watched this wedding thou so many povs and every one of them was unique in their own way and this too, like bro I am happy for ya and in general this so too funny, so thanks for posting your pov 👍👍
Branzy as the priest is GOLD. ALSO. CLOWNZY? 😱 2:01 - This will be in the history books 4 sure (I've never had the urge to throw my phone so hard across the room until now. How do I find the closest lava pit?) "What is up my slimes 🔥😔💯" 10:07 - Bro was done wrong
XD I was cracking up when they were exchanging rings. I missed these videos so much. It’s so great to watch another clownpierce video after so long. (Also I was trying to spell clownpierce and auto correct changed it to clown pie XD)
Branzy carried the wedding, but I will never forget 3:17 🤣 THEN PARROT RUNS AWAY FROM THE WEDDING, THEN PROCEEDS TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RED MESSING UP HIS SPEECH THINKING PARROT IS THE BRIDE WAS HILARIOUS, AND SPOKE DOING HIS COMIC SPEECH WHILE PARROT TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clownpierce SB said in his FOF vid that there's no schedule for when you record. You can use that to your advantage by grinding whenever you want, which would put you ahead of the others and you would be able to get some vids out.
Dude i made a sticker for my laptop including my favourite youtubers in smps and when i got to lifesteal i decided to put parrot holding ash bridal style for their part and i regret nothing it looks amazing. Also i put clown and redoons singing my way just beside them
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My mom said no buying more Christmas week after the 14th 💀
im 1 minute gang
Hearing Branzy say so very quietly ‘my wife is killing my daughter’ was amazing
Where and when
@@fallen_moons 9:40
9:39 lollll😂
@@imabcdliar1228 yeah yeah whatever close enough
🤣
"Don't talk back to me, get married!"
-Clownpierce 2023
ok i will.. with you 😏
Kinda smooth ngl
XDD fr
I am crying my eyes out because of that😂😂😂
Wise words
top three lifesteal moments:
3. The Cleansing
2. the entire casino/circus bit
1. the chaos that is lifesteal wedding
Nah hunger games was better in the 2 or 3 season should be first
@@NIKEYT-ku1sb lol just wanted to make a comprehensive list or would have added much more
also the egg arg was sick but with only three, that's just what I chose
And also cleansing
branzy and clown love is 2 not the wormhole
@@TridentBeats yea valid should change that
“Suicide will not be tolerated”
The most beautiful wedding I’ve ever witnessed
😂😂
😂
Clownzy has reached to the point that they made Ash their canonic son
ayo :)
we've gone past asking whether clownzy is canon now. they have a son and he's divorced
they can't deny it now
clownpierces channel is just turning into a romance by this point
the way a family is made is not family friendly...
Watching parot struggle to maintain composure was the funniest thing ever
hello there
@@chile11455 hi chile
Fr
I love parrot. Always the Ying to clowns Yang
ash seeming less distressed was also funny
10:34
Ashswag: **SNIFF**
Clownpierce: “Yo is he crying?”
Ashswag: **SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF**
The fact that clownpierce was the mom and branzy was the dad of ashwagg is fuel for the clownzy ship
Bruh it's so weird that our fav clown has a gf and Branzy has a FREAKING WIFE XDDD.... Yet their still ashwaggs parents... :3
Tbh I felt like they made Clownpierce the mother just for a joke
@@DudeWhatsWrongWithPeople BRANZY IS MARRIED??!?!?!
@@DudeWhatsWrongWithPeopleafter watching hermitcraft, this is extremely normal lmao
@@annabethmoo1213 YES OMG DONT TELL BRANZY OR HE MIGHT KILL U
The fact that enderman himself came to give them blessing was the *GOLDEN*
IKR
fr
That was so HILARIOUS!!
FRRRR
5:27 Endermen
I like the fact at 7:40 Branzy was the one that did the growl XD Also the ‘my wife is killing my daughter’ was top tier
When did they say my wife is killing my daughter?
@@noamcohen17099:40
9:40 @@noamcohen1709
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Around 9:42 I think
Ah yes, the most efficient and cruel prison ever created, *marriage*
How does Parrot manage to look so dead inside 😂
"suicide will not be tolerated"
-spoke
I love how Clown stole the glass block until he read what it said 😂😂😂😂
Clownpierce is the definition of a muscle mommy
Alright time to start calling Clown Pierce Muscle Mommy
Whattt XDD
what LMAO 🤣
Excuse me?
Techno and Clown have some similaritys,
Both can shed blood,
Both have no mercy.
Fr but techno was the best in the world clown was top 15
@@Themaddengodmmshush
Techno wasnt the best in the world and clown was top 31 in crystal pvp a few years ago
@@Themaddengodmmtechno did 1.8, clown does 1.9 clown is top in his version, and techno is top in his.
@@V_LTTT but techno would still win clown beat dream on his version im sure he could beat clown he adjust idk abt clown tho
*"Don't talk back to me, get married!"*
*- Clown 2023*
Yep lol.
3:22 "Don't talk back to me! Get married."
-Motherclown 2023
Perfect sentence
Why is this giving off vibes of when Tommy and tubbo actually married each other and tubbo didn’t know only 4 months ago 😭
Fr😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
Tubbo was more crazy at the end tho
3:17 my favorite moment of the whole wedding
dont talk back to me get married😂😂
lolll
So true 😂😂
Yes
Most sane lifesteal video title:
“Don’t talk back to me get married” that line caught me by surprise and I died off laughing XD
3 hours ago:0
3:13 'clownpierce is my mom?😨'
clown being ashswaggs mother is so ironic lol
ah my favourite trap, marrage, the husband shall experience terrible suffering
Minecraft’s deadliest wedding
Love to see it
BRANZY AND CLOWN BEING ASHS PARENTS 🤩🤩🤩
They cannonically smashed
1:34 why is noone talking about wemmbu showering in the toilet? that guy is beyond funny💀 also poor leowook got murdered by him the second the wedding ended , and parrot commiting sucide at 3:42 was the highlight of this video for me lol
My day is instantly better when clownpierce uploads.
SAME
ME TOO
SAME
glazing
When I saw Ur comment I thought u said Ur dad was better when clownpierce uploads
HAHAHAHAH SPOKE ADMITTING EVERYTHING GOT ME MAN💀
Congrats to the newly wed!+
"Why did poafa give me a glass block called condom" 💀💀💀💀💀
3:16 bro just told him to stfu and get married 🗿
Branzy is the dad and clown is the mom does that mean they’re married
SO SHOW US THE WEDDDINGGG
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Maybe
They are in the kaboodle smp
Yeah
Never in my life would I think that I would hear Branzy say "Holy Skibidi Matrimony" 😭😭
bro took "how i met your mother" to a whole new level 💀
The enderman: I objec…
*Immediately gets stabbed
Dude, this wedding is so funny istg, I watched this wedding thou so many povs and every one of them was unique in their own way and this too, like bro I am happy for ya and in general this so too funny, so thanks for posting your pov 👍👍
The craziest trap of Jesterpenetrate was a legal arrangement
I love how at this point reaching 20 hearts is no big deal for clown, he doesnt even mention it.
Zam's Laugh makes me die of laughter every time
Branzy as the priest is GOLD. ALSO. CLOWNZY? 😱
2:01 - This will be in the history books 4 sure (I've never had the urge to throw my phone so hard across the room until now. How do I find the closest lava pit?)
"What is up my slimes 🔥😔💯"
10:07 - Bro was done wrong
not branzy just purring while everyone is just chaotic
"lmao
nah"
-ParrotX2
XD I was cracking up when they were exchanging rings.
I missed these videos so much.
It’s so great to watch another clownpierce video after so long.
(Also I was trying to spell clownpierce and auto correct changed it to clown pie XD)
=YO,whats up my slimes??
CLASSIC BRANZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Don’t talk back to me get married” had me dead
ash : clownpeirce is my mom why are you my mom
clown : dont talk back to me get married
Sometimes you can see Poafa just looking through the glass
Clownpierce can either upload a video creating the most powerful of for hire assassins or whatever this is
The most inescapable prison: *Marriage*
i can’t wait for the “i married brandy video” coming out soon
Ikr
2:00 yo what is up my slimes
3:37 parrot trying to commit suicide.
Even the enderman attended the wedding, thats how u know its good
Poafa did Ash dirty by giving him his gift💀💀
is no one gonna talk abt the bucket clutch at 9:05, love your vids clown❤❤
Clown is pumping out lifesteal videos and im lovin it
May you bless the bride and groom
✨ Holy Skibidi matrimony ✨
-Branzy 2023
Clowns has been on the grind of lifesteal s5 already 4 videos keep it up 🔥🔥
Yeah love it
Can’t believe the brides mother killed his daughter
I love how everyone else was giggling the whole time bc they were watching there friends get married lmao
love your content! please make more Lifesteal content!
I kinda want friend or foe back
@@_Someone--I hated friend or foe
@@_Someone-- when he was pumping out friend or foe i wanted lifesteal back
That marrige is insane, keep up the good work ClownPierce.
Clown never fails to make a video about himself
One year of ClownPierce gone by, great times. Thanks for the videos Clown, you inspired my videos and a majority of my character. Thank you.
I love that ro logs on right at the end and gets flamed😂
Congrats for being a mother
many don't have that courage to raise a kid all on their own
This series has kept me on the edge of my seat it is so much fun always good content ❤
I believe they did this on purpose by making Clown and Branzy the parents of Ash
Ah yes marriage that isn't clown and branzy
I'm was SO SAD BRO
I know i‘m late but i need to say
They got married… the sad thing is,it was lore..
@@Cook1ee141 wdym sad thing
@@StarryMysts well. Yk its just just Lore, not like this •_•
@@Cook1ee141 why is that sad
ClownPierce pumping out Lifesteal content is the best thing ever
“Don’t talk back, get married!” - Clownpierce
Branzy carried the wedding, but I will never forget 3:17 🤣 THEN PARROT RUNS AWAY FROM THE WEDDING, THEN PROCEEDS TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RED MESSING UP HIS SPEECH THINKING PARROT IS THE BRIDE WAS HILARIOUS, AND SPOKE DOING HIS COMIC SPEECH WHILE PARROT TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The amount of times I've heard " Yo what is up my slimes" is crazy 😢❤😂❤
This is surprisingly the seccond forced marriage on youtube i've seen.
This compared to Dream and Fundi's wedding is 1000x funnier
Everyone in life steal spamming pride in the chat as they got married😂😂😂
This is the best marriage I've ever seen
"Holy Skbidi matrimony"
Ok Branzy, we see you 🕺🕺🕺
grandpa tryna join in with the youngins
Love this guy so much! Keep posting!
I love it when clown uploads 🎉🎉❤ and it’s almost Christmas too so this is our present from clown!
the fact this is legal makes it so much better cuz now they are actually technically married
8:50 Bro Clown Already pulling his potions up naahhh bro is looking forward to fighttt!
You weren't invited enderman
8:43 iconic ✨️ the mother is now chasing the daughter
BRO Y'ALL DID A TOMMYINNIT. (The same man who had legally/accidentally/platonically married his best friend while having his girlfriend)
Ok, ik i am a year late, but
Ashwagg: Why are you my mom?
Me: Because Branzy is your father
Ordering the block plush rn!❤ love your videos, hope you see this! Huge fan🎉
May bless the bridge and groom!
It’s funny the fact that clownpierce and branzy are “parents” together lol
Everytime i see a ClownPierce Video i instantly let everything stand where it is and i watch it.
Btw hope you had a nice christmas!
Perfect everything was perfect down to the last detail
clownpierce was fighting his inner demons the whole wedding 😆
I love he posts more lifesteal but i still also love friend or foe
Clown: im apparently ash's mother
Someone idk who: Branzy ur father
Me: ... ok... wait a minute...... oh shi- *immediately thinks of clownzy*
So your telling us that you became his mother because he scammed you?
Clownpierce SB said in his FOF vid that there's no schedule for when you record. You can use that to your advantage by grinding whenever you want, which would put you ahead of the others and you would be able to get some vids out.
Thanks for posting so often clown, love your videos!
Dude i made a sticker for my laptop including my favourite youtubers in smps and when i got to lifesteal i decided to put parrot holding ash bridal style for their part and i regret nothing it looks amazing. Also i put clown and redoons singing my way just beside them
Love the videos keep them up. Rate your pvp skill level from 1-10
100/10
1/10
7/10