“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.” Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less
ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees
@@ironloko8028 cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie (I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)
Actually, if you watch clown pierces perspective, he made a video. He kills ashwag because he scammed clown Pierce. He also tried to kill parrot to protect Branzy but wasn’t able to.
Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂
i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that
Игры
"Don't talk back to me, get married"
- Mom Peirce 2023
When did Clown said that? Lmao
Maybe at the wedding
@@neoworldlee at 5:53
we love mom peirce
the deadliest mom on the deadliest minecraft SMP
Parrot was meant to marry Ash, but in a shocking turn of events, he stole Branzy's heart instead.
Ikr
lol good one
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This is a RUclips comment section, the only Gods here are the creator and whoever got the first comment @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5
Lol
Imagine pulling up to a wedding and the priest is just like "Yo, what is up my slimes?" 💀
Lmaooooo
thats branzy for you.
Lol
Honestly i would die of laughing😂😂
It's cause 4C wrote the script lol!
7:42 *"Ash, you're probably doing this for American citizenship"*
Reddoons LMAO
He just called him an imigrant
@@crow7620isn’t he? 💀
I’m an Indian so I can say this chill
@@1ntegerLimitnah he is in the continent of Asia thats why his ping is so high lol
@@batscove nah bro with ping as high as his he’s on the damn moon
@@1ntegerLimit lol
“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.”
Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less
**g a s p**
It's another Tubbo, Tommy situation 😂
@@fellow-genya-enjoyeri know lol
Oh god 💀
Yeah he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
@@xavierprestholt7604not legally because the papers were never sent
Time flies by so fast, they went from Parrot banning Ashwag for hacking to being Married as a couple.
Enemies to lovers
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Crispycheese-ii8lt 💀💀💀💀
@@goobinator1 what I only speak the truth
Lol
I like how clown just stands there and watches every singe branzie's move☠️☠️☠️
I found it interesting there they became tho Mom and Dad for Ashwag.
And tries to get Parrot when it seems like he's gonna get branzy.
69th like 😂
Chant along at home. CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY!
@@SapphireSorceress there are 356 clownzy fics on ao3. with your help we can get that number much higher
Killing branzy without armor is like dropkicking a toddler 😂
No, its dragon punching one
You mean kicking a toddler in Walmart!😂
u think clown would let parrot hurt the love of his life
Killing branzy in general is like dropkicking a toddler xd
@@RealSirHammi true
"Clown is your mother." had me rolling for some reason lol.
Is branzy the dad if clown is the mum?
@@GhoulishStorm91 They said that already xD
@@GhoulishStorm91THEY GOT MARRIED IN C! PAST
5:40 the slow turning of clown's head, he was boutta end everybody there 💀
Haha fr
Branzy running at the end with no armor because he didn't bring any and only having random blocks as well as not attacking at all got me in tears
He's too sweet for this server.
Clown, log off this account
@@sahasrakondapalli50yes he is
@@sahasrakondapalli50 fr
lol
the exploter and the admin getting married what a great couple
parrot lost admin access at the start of season 5 cause he was in japan
LMAO
enemies to lovers typa shit
ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees
@@oteeeeeeees oh
You don't realize how much art you two just spawned.
god i could already fricking imagine it the moment i clicked on this video lol.
imagine the ship name the fandom will call them
@@ironloko8028 cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie
(I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)
i can smell it from a mile away
I checked and sadly so far I’ve only found 4 peices😔 hopefully more comes as I continue my quest
Seeing clown be so kind and not killing people is so funny
Well no cuz he tried to kill parrot at the end to save his boyfriend, the priest
@@SapphireSorceress true forgot about that
He also killed his daughter ash
Absolute power couple, I’m sure the fanart will be great
Add some links eh?
„I assume that she’s a wonderful guy“ got me dying 💀
This is the deadliest mariage ever💀
Where Lifesteal 2021 and 2022
@@ThatIoGamer they dissappeared
@@ThatIoGamerthey crashed and burned
@@ThatIoGamerthey used a Hydrogen bomb to destroy them
@ThatIoGamer they were being quarantined
now imagine if branzy had secretly been ordained before doing this. Pple can literally be married over video call in some states... Peak comedy
He is ordained
6:32 SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Had me dying.
I like how Parrot aimed bow at woogie he move and after he aimed to clown he stood thier staring in the face even the members came in between
create a fake marriage and then cause mass murder for 1 heart in a videogame?
parrot: yes
ClownPierce finally setting aside his killing spree for once in a long time just to see Parrot be married to Ashswag is the best thing ever
Actually, if you watch clown pierces perspective, he made a video. He kills ashwag because he scammed clown Pierce. He also tried to kill parrot to protect Branzy but wasn’t able to.
So these are the weddings rekrap is always talking about in his videos.
LMAO
@@auser1078 Thanks
quite literally rotflmao
Brazy should have become a real officiator so he could actually marry them without them knowing
Funny thing hes an actual ordained minister lol
@@auser1078 💀
@@auser1078WHAT
@@alanamariyam yea in squiddos video pangi said it
Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂
I hope so because this is lifesteal
why does the stolen comment have more likes?
lamoo 😂 they haven't kissed so no couples video
I absolutely love this type of video, where it’s everyone having a good time together.
yeah same but then havoc just erupts lol
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 that lifesteal for ya
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 lifesteal for ya
And I thought watching Fundy and dream get married was a crazy ride
4:03 imagine someone comes to you and goes "This are your parents" 😭😭😂
My favourite part is how parrot is like damn huge ceremony with no everybody naked bunch o' free hearts lol
"This is beyond embarrassing" I felt that too💀💀💀💀💀💀
man I love when parrot posts on lifesteal
Lol
As do the rest of us
Npc
@@oyasumi.punpun456 nah I just love when parrot posts on lifesteal
Donald trump?????
5:43 the way clown slowly looks at him like that as if daring him to shoot
Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂
"stop hitting each other save it for a wedding night" branzy and his wise words (i think he knows :skull:)
He went up to hearts one is because he is married and the other on it because he killed Branzy! Also congrats on beeing married!
i love how this was supposed to be a funny little wedding but parrot and mappic was plotting the entire time
I can’t wait for the sequel.
The sequel: “I had kids (In Minecraft)”
Bro I’m so lost but this is awesome that you guys did this we need more of this in life steal
❤
Ikr
'stop hitting each other, save it for the wedding night' smooth.
First season: clownpeirce
Fourth season: drugs
Now: marriage
Life Steal is crazy
YOU CANT HURT THE MOTHER IN LAW DUDE. Don’t talk back to me, get married 5:50
3:45 “there so many free hearts in here” -Parrot
I don’t know what’s funnier the fact that they got married in a game bc of a joke or that Baranzy is a pastor…
Parrot forgot to mention that branzy is actually wedding certified
branzy trying to be the 40 yr old guy trying to be the new gen with the skibidi lmaooo
Clown was ready to kick parrot when parrot tried to get branzy😭
the first time lifesteal groups up together without killing eachother
6:58 "SKIBIDI HEART WARMING" IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HELPP (i love this vid sm)
CLOWNpierce: this is so skibidi heartwarming bro"💀💀
If clownpierce and branzy get married that make the best lifesteal seizoen ever😅
The dutch autocoureur i can relate
:)
So happy for you two
The deadliest marriage on the deadliest minecraft smp
@@memzerboivine boom sound effect
Aw, poor Branzy, he was the real victim here XD
let's hope Clownierce doesn't go after parrot
You always make the wildest videos in a great way!
love how parrot was planning to destroy the whole time
"Skibidi matromony" got me laughing😂
This was my favorite stream ngl, loved when you jumped Branzy after getting married 😊
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"SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm WAITING for Clown Peirce and Branzy to get MARRIED
We don't talk ab how both of them have a partner
🫠
🤡+🥳 = 💕👍🫶🙏
Also it would be a really great umm video and CONTENT
(Cause apparently in minutetechs video content is the most important thing on the lifestealsmp)
congrats to the happy couple ❤ may you have a long happy relationship 😆
he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
Branzy: Yo what is up my slimes.
Is a W start to the wedding
I was laughing almost the entire video. This deserves to be a main channel video. 💀
Clown's now planning on killing Parrot since he killed branzy
Bro got married the most sudden and way possible lol
"make sure to contain yourself, Parrot"
bro literally contained himself in a box.
ive seen some crazy stuff but what the heck dude love your vids keep up the amazing quality
This is how you know that these friends are keepers, even if they usually try to kill you
congrats to the newly wed couple 😆 best parrot video
I’m so proud. He finally grew up.😢😊
i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that
I'm pretty sure I got married in Minecraft once. We exchanged flowers, he placed his bed next to mine, and then and never spoke again.
I swear next videos “gonna be signing a prenup and getting a divorce”
Bro, your content just perfect
"Suicide will not be tolerated" new favorite quote
I love the Life steal smp episodes! I love your Videos you're great!
“That was skibidi heartwarming bro”-Clownpeirce/ash mom, 2024
I laughed so hard when ashwag's speech😂
Mapic:why weddings are so long
Zam:shut the fuck up😂😂😂😂😂
This Is the best lifesteal season ever!!!
I wanna know which lifesteal member was looking at old Parrot and Ash tweets and was like, this’ll be funny
They prob looked at this one gimmick account with the purpose of keeping track when they get married
1:54 parrot so shy, he's hiding in a hole XDD
I was like, wtf hes not that old, right?
And then i read (in minecraft)
Oooof
I LOVE THIS! this kind of content is amazing and sooooo funny!!!
Always good when parrot posts
By the end…Parrot really did take someone’s heart 🥺
Oh my god was this one hard to watch.This was so cringe but awsome at the same time.
Ps it is so funny seeing Ash in a wedding dress
'this isn't you man' ' its the nerves'
parrot: WHYYYYY
Clown got the mother instinct
Okay but how cute would it be too se branzy and clown get married!
How did this keep everyone entertained for over ten minutes?!
Lesson Learned: Never make a joke that can actually happened in the future because of your friends makes it actually reality/happen.
Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂🤣🤣
Why is no one talking about the "Bro.. Theres so many free hearts in here"
I get you parrot.This was probably a misery.
Spoke being the best man and giving wonderful speach
Parrot: Nah bro i no havin tht i want za fireeeeeeeeeee
“Holy skibidi matrimony”… I love this server and the members, man. Skibidi cya later.
I literally watched this same wedding from clown's perspective
Parrot during the whole ceremony: mentally dying.
I was watching the stream while they were planning this 😂
I love ashswagg reaction so much 😂