I Hired Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...
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- Опубликовано: 21 фев 2022
- Clownpierce is Minecraft's most infamous PVPer. So who better to help get revenge on PrinceZam for trapping me on the Lifesteal Season 3 server?
But in typical Lifesteal fashion, a promising partnership with Clownpierce turns to betrayal in the blink of an eye.
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Twitter: @branzytweets
Instagram: @branzygram
Twitch: / branzylive
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Игры
If you stayed to the end.... I'm so sorry for what I've done, please forgive me.
I have no clue what happened.... But now I'm scared
@@possiblycreative1882 me too lmao
ok
R.I.P VITALASY
Um
Next video: I Married Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...
oh no...
YOOO WOW
BAHAHAHHAHAA
Yes
I'm down
ClownPierce: *Literally gives branzy a heart attack*
The audience: *laughs*
Fr LOL
What 110 Likes and One Person Replied
.
Branzy and clown sitting in a tree K I S S I N G first comes trust, then comes friendship, then comes an abrupt and unfortunate betrayal, then comes yelling, then comes apology, then comes murder and a crime scene
Lol this is funny- here before it gets popular. BRANZYPIERCE CONFIRMED?
@@--PAINTY-- It's actually already really popular. 75 fics as of now in the Branzy/Clownpierce tag on AO3 with 137 in the Lifesteal SMP category meaning more than half the fics are this ship.
@@FireflyOnyx woah
I like how clownpierce always says 'Welcome to the fun house!' before he kills someone.
This is actually so creative dude WELL DONE
Oh hey
hi parrot
YOO PARROT
@Projit who fucking asked
@Projit oh so yt did not delete this acc
This is SO SICK! The editing too is incredible! I especially love the "this...is the fun house". Incredible video!!!
@@icy_blueyt1544 ratio+L
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@Projit fortnite kids apple juice has to much caffeine which makes him ANGY
@Projit nursing home porthmounth uk
Ur content is awesome man
Clown repeatedly trying to give you a heart attack is the funniest thing
Its so sad how Vitalisy was standing up for Branzy when Spectical punched him. And Branzy couldn't do anything about Vitalisys death.
Clown: “Lets just say that those deals are often in my favor”
Spoken like a true mastermind
Ye I remember him dealing in his favour at hell were I'm tipping from
339 likes but only 2 comments (including me)
@@YxsdrEditz and me
@@m800xd_ ok
11:56 The “I did it Branzy!” That was so sweet! Spepticle was genuinely excited
I loved it!
Branzy* you misspelled his name lol
@@carmenjongl oh i thought it was brandy
I dont read the name
Not for long tho XD
He sounded like a cute kid
by how zam was so enthusiastic made me feel bad:( even after death he asked “can i play again?”
i love how Zam never gets mad when he dies too, hes always happy
He steal Branzy heart,how did you say that?
@@ardyxzbelumturu9030 its ok, atleast zam never gets mad when he die, and hes always happy
Ik :)
ya i feel bad for him 2
vitalisy and clownpierce: *attacking*
branzy: *knows*
specticle: *doesnt know somehow*
Now Branzy is cheating on me with Clown?! Branzy I want a divorce
Lol chief i hope you get on lifesteal
Sup chief
Don't worry man, we haven't forgotten about you :))
Branzy's your bf..f in Echocraft
While here. Yah
@Projit projit more like pro shit
69 likes would be a shame if I changed that
2:40 CANON?!
😳
YES
LMAO
😳
Cool
The couple who slays together, stays together ❤️
Clown and branzy colabs are the definition of amazing
I’m really sorry for Vitalasy. The scream of ‘BRANZY’ just before he was killed was heartbreaking then he sounds like he’s crying when he tells Branzy he trusted him.
I teared up😅
@@transformers_fan2022 ...
@@ohohflextra what
@@transformers_fan2022 same i cried
Poor Vitalasy
13:19 vitalsy's scream shows the pain that he trusted branzy with wutever trust he had left to put on some1 and now its broken
😔 poor Vitalasy, it's ok man. He still has Subz 🙂
😂😂😂😂
he did betray him first
It almost sounded like tears ngl
@@goldberserk7425 true
Vitalasy: Branzy, I TRUSTED you!
Branzy: Well that was your first mistake.
Vitalasy: *Getting ambushed by Clownpierce*
Spepticle: I DID IT BRANZY!!!!
Alternative title: "Branzy and Clown pierce falling in love for 13 minutes straight..."
Ikr
LITERALLY LIKE WHAT- INSTEAD ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE WENT TO HIS LOVE SIDE INSTEAD
@Projit spam bot confirmed
@@dinhquynhtrang ikr Lol
@Ienarii ! Brandy..uhm 🤣
4:25 at least take me to dinner first man
3:35 this made me cackle so hard idk why😭😭
I love how clown is just fully aware of the threat he singlehandedly poses
*"I hired the most deadly assassin ever..”*
Half of the video: Clown and branzy being best friends
Not being best flirting
Yea the bromance
Or getting flritly or being couples 💑
@@ItsKripa89 they be getting fruityy
dig
Branzy and Grian are so much alike. They look friendly and fun on the outside but on the inside they *have malicious intentions*
3:53
"Must've been the wind"
Clown and Branzy sitting on a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love then comes marriage
And all the fans know they are both savage
Lol
@@xz_.870_ I ship them
Clown has a gf tho-
(Unless this is all a joke)
@@subtotalocean1773 Yeah this is a Joke but
I’m surprised that
A video clown said Branzy’s hot
Another Branzy said Clown this is why I love you so much
@@HydraticJaz link?
Basically, it's a choice between being under dictatorship with a killerclown, who's likely as skilled a killer as technoblade, but at the cost of betraying your friends, or being with your friends constantly fearing a scary death
Bro imagine if clownpierce and techno do a collab together tho. It'll be so epic and so scary. The Blood God and his Deadly Jester. And their monotone like voice. Just 👌👌
Yep
Rest in peace Blood God.
@Nikhil Vattathara I was think of that ):
@@bashali696 he did not eat enough potato’s or drink enough blood
Love how spepticle has absolutely no idea what is happening while vitasaly is screaming😂
Zam:DOESNT care about death
Zam: *instead just become like a 4 yr playing again*
Your personality and minecraft playstyle is actually an amazing addition to the Lifesteal SMP
@Projit no one asked mate
@Projit lmao fortnite kid get a life
@Projit its probably i did that and this so shut up nobody wanted to know
@Projit no one asked
@Projit I feel like people should be more aggressive to rats like you.
branzy i can't think of a funny comment but this is a very funny video :)
Jaron yo big fan
Nah jaron
7
funny
ROLES
Clownpierce: Pennywise
Branzy: Georgie
Specticle: random dood
Vitalasy: The protagonist
The way Spepticle is unaware of the situation when he said "i did it Branzy!" is adorable!
When you’re trying to hide from the existential dread of knowing that statistically you’ll die alone, but Branzy’s video pops in to save you for 13 minutes and 50 seconds
@Projit ...your fortnite montage?
@Projit the guy's a bot sont listen to him
Repent to Jesus Christ
“Whoever pursues righteousness and love finds life, prosperity and honor.”
Proverbs 21:21 NIV
J
@@bobthebacon3163 bro how you alive? You were roasted
in the video
The editing and content is really good
6
Bien
@@morellatovar4151 is Ben or something else
@@joshthebaconhair7708 Being means good
@@0xide_lol bien*
When Vitalasy said 'We're teammates' and 'I thought I trusted you', It was very heartbreaking and he also sounded like he cried for a second there
When Specticle said 'I did it Branzy', he literally was excited and when he killed Specticle he was so confused and he really liked the fun house. Specticle sounded like a small kid lol (not in an offensive way)
i think his mic wasnt plug in properly, and i felt bad for Vitalasy having trust in Branzy
@@NotGian1 ye you might be right
But if his mic wasn't plugged in properly it would be most probably be distorted rather than that voice.
@@naniterimorni1 lol prince zam voice in his axolotl video when his mic is not plugged in he sounds like a 7 year old kid
2:52 "do do do do do do don't, making those deals with the DEVIl"
-- CG5
I DID IT BRANZY!… wait NONONONO!!!
Your so cute spepticle :L
That was wholesome as fuck
Cute voice spepticle I wish u could train ur pvp skills but I'm a bedrock edition player and I'm bedrock edition ClownPierce LOL.i never died in my life in bedrock edition cuz I'm ClownPierce bedrock edition.
LMAO
LoL
Dang theres so much chemistry between clown pierce and Branzy
this is the best i have seen it like 5 times keep it up branzy
also i dont care what happened in the end
keep it up
*I am praying that someone doesn’t make BranzyPierce fanart on this-*
Eh, Piercezy is better/j
@@oddee8030 true
@Projit didn't asked didn't cared+Fortnight
@Projit I bet you're probably 11 years old lol
Well it exists on the internet so……
Branzy: You made some kind of deal with the devil to find out where that coal was
Clownpierce: I posses powers you can’t even fathom
I like how clownpierce and branzy are best friends and that funny editing. Truly a great video and branzy you are lucky that your best friend of lifesteal just so happens to be the deadliest, strongest, and the most feared assassin in the whole of minecraft
So glad I found this channel when I did, amazing content!
Also loved 5:07 made me laugh
4:07 was so sus
When I found about your channel through my friend Noah who recommended me the “Do you really have what it takes to be rich?” video. I had not idea that this channel would grow so much from below 10k subscribers to almost 100k in just under a year. You deserve it Branzy!
Thank you for sticking around!
I found you just before that
yass im glad this guy grows, him and his friends are basically my daily pill of entertainment
@Projit just stop spamming it in all the comments cuz u will actually gain more haters that fans
@Projit l
Pull the lever kronk
Me: imagines branzy accidentally blowing it up
Also me: WRONG LEVEEEERRRRR
That "I did it Branzy!" Was hilarious! 😂
"this is the deadliest player in minecraft"
Technoblade: so I don't exist anymore okay...
Techno vs Clown 1v1 just like the dream techno 1v1
Hate to break it to you, techno isn’t that great at pvp. Clown is a top tier Crystal paper and general paper
@@krakengaming3420 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, nah i like both of them
@@krakengaming3420 thats an opinion of yours.
@@xxangeljessicaxx6392 Thats not an opinion, thats just the truth. If you compare both of their gameplay in 1.16+, clownpierce is signicantly better, and techno is above average but not incredible. Clown is quite literally a top tier player.
I love Branzy slowly falling in love with Clown.
its kinda scary ngl
Nah, Clown fell in love then Branzy just started being in love too..that actually sounds scary. Wait..
@@oddee8030 what
This wasn't a regular video,This was a love story.
Alternate title: branzy betrays his friends, what happens in the end will SHOCK you!
You two could literally make a trap look like anything just the trap skills from branzy and building skills from clown make the traps look wonderful and creative, instead of the traps that other people just make, stone hole, and a bunch of players.
Branzy looks like a mad scientist
And clown Pierce is his failed expirement
branzy+clownpierce= destruction of the universe
such a smart idea for it to be a fun house as the trap
Awesome Vid branzy
It made me feel so bad that vitalasy was like “nooo I trusted you bransy” and bransy was trying to explain and say sorry
The ‘BRANZY’ just before Clown killed Vitalasy was heartbreaking.
At least Vitalasy still has Subz
9:38 It kinda sounds romantic in a way when Branzy said "I would either get those diamonds or your heart"
xD lol
Bro turned the funny video of killing people into an actual story of love laughter and betrayal don't know how you do it branzy just keep doing it
11:45 Vitalisy could just escape
4:35 " you look gorgeous today" man
13:12
Vitalasy sounds genuinely heartbroken because of Branzy's betrayal. I wanted to give him a hug. 😥😥
I could just feel him I could feel how sad he feels
This is what I learn from this video
1.betrayal
2.death
3.BLOOD
The way they talk about the spaghetti scene...I love Branzy and Clown. Please do a
I Married Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...
video.
❤❤❤
Poor Branzy just having hartattacks every 5 seconds then him just "swooning" for Clown.
I love how Speptical didn’t even try to kill Branzy
He was like "guess I'm dead now"
@@BlueSodaPop_ his "I did it Branzy" is so funny lmao
5:39 “Columbia some ramsays fun house” what the hell does that meam
ClownPeirce: it wasn’t easy to part with my sparkling *** ****
Branzy: oh is that what it is?
Both: *laughs*
3:39 I’m dead 💀
THEY ARE SO DANG FUNNY
I love wells and doors and fun houses
Hey zam how did it feel to get killed by a gay couple? Aka clown and branzy
wat the fck
"Where a hungry clown waits her his dinner" and then "The horrifying laugh" got me good
2:36 oh no, I can smell the fanficitons
I just like how Skeptical acts so happy and excited
Specticle*
That's his personality! Goofy and excited, always-
Alternate title : Branzy and clownpierce being lovers for 14 mins
I cant stop binging this video it's just so good
Spec: I Did it Branzy !!! meanwhile Vitalisy: NOOOO!!!
Branzy: Don't get to Clown's bad side!
Also Branzy: I will have to betray him...
he was talking about vitalasy
I think he meant betray vitalasy, not betray clownpierce
He wouldn't even think abt that as branzy only hope of surviving in lifesteal is traps and alliance
@Projit in your dreams cause if your video was better u won't be here begging for views
He cant end war now if he betrayd clown pice Branzy is dead
13:00 congratulations branzy lol
wth, I can imagine clown being your man and he'll be always showing dominance with glimpse of humor
Clownpierce is a friggin' legend. He has survived so much in those 100 Player servers!
6:33 "I got this", *falls*
The way he mist the first two shots on Spepticle 🤣🤣🤣
I like how when clown tells branzy and branzy's mind is thinking thoughts of clown killing him lol
Branzy Never Seems To Dissapoint Us.Sooo Underated
Thank you 😊
@@Branzy hi
@@Branzy hi branzy
@@Branzy uhhhhh techno is stronger tho
@@mariosgamingmemechannel2033 stop
Best part of the video is ClownPierce giving Branzy his sparkly sac....
That’s my favorite part too
Me to
@@Branzy ayo
Rekrap2 trap idea: to start off, make sure he is the least nervous possible, so he doesn’t suspect anything, which means try not to tremble your voice and stutter. Next, give him a really good reason why he should follow you, like a big building project or something. Finally, have someone beneath some grass, so when he is completely clueless, he falls to his death. (Also make sure to prepare, and trick him into trusting you again).
Holy shit you got Jester Penetrate on your side?! Damn, I couldn't even imagine being allied with Harlequin Puncture or even not wanting to be killed by the man himself Merryman Perforate
Jester penetrate has over 1 million heart
U watch div_y?
Sorry fam but humorist puncture is gonna be the new dealiest member of the deadliest smp and he uses a VPN and an anti-misile defence system
Jokerstab is his nickname in a discord server lol I have him friended
im terrified of comedianpoke (the very rude type of poking) hes too good at pvp
holy shit i thought this guy had like 10 mil subscribers. the editing and entertainment is insane. definitely subscribing
I love when they were like:
Clownpierce: take off your armor…
Branzy: wh-w-its f-fine
Clown: *kills a monster* you look gorgeous today alr put it back on
And then Branzy was literally having a heart attack: th-tha-thank you
He was so cute tho and such a happy baby im DYING OF CUTENESS SPECTICLE
branzy and clown ❤❤😂😂😂 4:59
i gotta give it to you this is one of the best lifesteal s3 videos that has been made so far good job.
I loved this, especially when clown goes "my sparkling *** ****!" 💀💀
This had to be the FIRST lifesteal smp video I ever watched, cause I’m certain that I’ve watched it before.
At first this guy is the scariest guy I've ever seen, but when he's your friend, he's actually a really nice guy
Branzy: "I Hired Minecraft's Hottest Assassin"
LMAO 🤣
Dream
@@dnxx503 shut
this is such an emotional roller-coaster