Shows you where this channel developed into tbh, all entertainment, terrible takes, while the actual football knowledge is the same of any guy who watches his team in a pub every 2-3 weeks
Surely Barça would do well. They’d have Ter Stegen, Pau Cubarsi, Pedri, Joao Cancelo and Vitor Roque with Raphinha on the bench. All whilst being coached by Xavi who would be a 5 Aside baller.
I feel like Atletico Madrid was slept on, they'd have Griezmann and Depay up front with something like Marcos Llorente in midfield followed by Gimenez and Oblak in the back.
Me feels that modern players just don't respect Mourinho enough. He still gets results with tactics alone in every club he goes to but the easy league games he struggles. Feels like he lost his motivation touch.
@@Internazionale2010Nah I recon Karius - Paul Dummett - Steven Taylor - Javier Manquilo and Riviere would be goated with Jean - Alain Boumsong on the bench 🔥 Honourable mention goes to Yoshinori Muto
Late 2000s and early 2010s Premier League would have been great for this, with Jay Jay Okocha, Adel Taarabt, Hatem Ben Arfa, Dimitri Payet and co. cooking
One issue I have with these teams though is that none of them have a goalkeeper as the backup. It's like he never considered the possibility that, you know, the goalkeeper might get hurt and needs to be subbed off
@@mayujamir6027 cuz it's mentioned arround social media all the time. Not only the Irish guys says it lots of time, but also those football posts of players that could've played for other countries. Thiago for Brazil, Griezmann for Portugal, etc etc.
Really underrating spurs here. They've got vicario who's one of the best shot stoppers in europe this season and good with the ball at his feet, romero and van de ven which is an absolutely terrifying defense for 5 a side, bissouma in midfield, and son up top. Maddison or udogie as a sub too
josef martinez would be a decent sub for inter miami, he was the best striker in the mls a couple years back when he was at atlanta (98 goals in 134 games) and he has 66 caps and 14 goals for venezuela
I think Borussia Dortmund would be better than most teams here: GK - Gregor Kobel DEF - Mats Hummels MID - Marco Reus ATT - Donyell "Dutch R9" Malen ATT - Jadon Sancho SUB - Jamie Bynoe-Gittens
@@ousfraton435 I was thinking Cuti. But VDV with his pace and strength I feel is more suited to 5 a side. Bissouma over Richy can work to. But the team I put together was more to ask the point why they're there. That team is easily better than I say 7 or 8 teams on this without thinking to hard.
As a Betis fan, with the lineup you gave us we would stance ZERO chance. Allow me to fix it. You used: Ez Abde Isco Fekir Bellerín Bravo Ez Abde is not even a starter for us, he's benched for Ayoze Pérez, who SHOULD make the list. Ayoze's playstyle reminds me of Messi, absolute class whenever he gets on the ball. If you haven't seen him play, imagine Isco with slightly less vision but somehow more flare. Isco and Fekir are fine, well Fekir has just gotten back from an 8 month injury and still isn't very consistent, but a healthy, in form Fekir is top 10 CAMs in the world without a doubt. You could consider Johnny Cardoso or William Carvalho instead, two very solid playmakers and pace-setters. Bellerín is solid. Too aggressive in my opinion and fouls too much, but he's very fast and is a good dribbler. I'd pick a more solid defender like Germán Pezzella, a more classic CB who makes crazy blocks and interceptions, has great defensive awareness, and always knows when to clear. He's our captain and a world cup winner for a reason. Bravo in goal? As of right now, not a chance. Early this season he was alternating games with Rui Silva, but he picked up an injury (he's now recovered) and now Rui Silva has completely replaced him as a starter. It's true that Bravo, atleast whenever I see him, makes crazy saves and some dives that I would never expect from a 40 year old, but Rui Silva is just more athletic, having just turned 30. I also think that Rui Silva is better at being a defensive anchor. He also has crazy reactions and doesn't fold at all under pressure. My 5 would be: Ayoze Pérez Isco Fekir Pezzella Rui Silva I'm sure many Betis fans would agree with me, hope this helps.
The fact Barcelona with their style of play is only in 8th is kinda crazy, worse when you realize the players he chose are are naturally gifted playmakers🤦🏽♂️ at least top 3 for Barcelona at the worst 4th
What about Chelsea. You got Sanchez in goal, Silva in defence, and ahead of them is Enzo, Mudryk, and Madueke. They're much better than Fenerbahçe's team in terms of skill
Barça would win the league. Ter Stegen in goal, then De Jong in a more defensive position but can still drible and pass it precision, Pedri and Gavi, and Lewa up front. 5 a side is all about passing and waiting for the right time to strike and nobody does that better than Barça.
trubin, joao neves, di maria, neres, cabral (aursnes on the bench) -trubin is good with his feet -the last man in futsal should be someone who's quick, good on duels and great at passing and carrying the ball, the definiton of joão neves (even tho he isnt a defender in football) -di maria and neres, do i really need to say anything about them -cabral has the physicality and ability to hold the ball, which would be very nice for a futsal pivot. he also has a bit of flair that could work on a smaller pitch -aursnes is my balding god
"I know it's weird seeing Real Betis in this star-studded elite league" - Not really, you only introduced SAO PAULO and FENERBAHCE before so.... makes 100% sense that was your next pick.
This team should be on list Benfica Trubin ball playing keeper Otamendi WC Winner and played for Pep Joao Neves try and get the ball off him Di Maria class with ball at feet. Rafa try and keep up with him faster than Bolt even with a ball. Sub Aursness can play anywhere
With how this man works, I can’t wait to see Crystal Palace first
I’m a Palace fan..he don’t think much of us, it’s unlikely.
@@Nerdyfootballfan26the amount f times he comes out with praise about the 5 a side, with players like eze, its a second mourinho to him
Except for the goalie and defence, you got Ayew, Olise, and Eze. That's a pretty decent team up front
@@its.uzi10 what about Zaha? I think you can include players who used to play for them
@@Nerdyfootballfan26that doesn’t count buddy
10:20 wait till the Irish guy finds out he's the same height as Martinez
Blud called Livakovic a ball playing goalie 💀
yeah thats the one thing he aint good at
Shows you where this channel developed into tbh, all entertainment, terrible takes, while the actual football knowledge is the same of any guy who watches his team in a pub every 2-3 weeks
@@Noname-uo2oz it aint that deep bud
He knows nothing about football outside the prem
@@Noname-uo2ozcry about it
Irish guy needs Jose to coach his 5 a side team
Surely Barça would do well. They’d have Ter Stegen, Pau Cubarsi, Pedri, Joao Cancelo and Vitor Roque with Raphinha on the bench. All whilst being coached by Xavi who would be a 5 Aside baller.
they should start xavi in the team 😂
I feel like Atletico Madrid was slept on, they'd have Griezmann and Depay up front with something like Marcos Llorente in midfield followed by Gimenez and Oblak in the back.
Roma's form since sacking Jose Mourinho:
8 wins
1 draw
1 loss
EDIT: For the people asking, yes it includes the win over Brighton.
Is that including 4-0 v Brighton lol
@@isaacjones5687 yes
@@isaacjones5687 Yes
Counting Brighton a few minutes ago?
Me feels that modern players just don't respect Mourinho enough. He still gets results with tactics alone in every club he goes to but the easy league games he struggles. Feels like he lost his motivation touch.
People always make the same mistake when they pick 5-a-side teams... *YOU DONT NEED ANY DEFENDERS!*
Surely crystal palace would do decent. olise eze johnstone guehi and mateta with franca on the bench.
💀
@@kwayvldn3682 would do better than the bottom three imo
@@kwayvldn3682 0 ball knowledge
Imagine all time newcastle with Ben Arfa and Saint-Maximin.
Given, Coloccini, Guimaraes, Saint Maximin, Ben Arfa would be insane. Especially with Laurent Robert off the bench.
@@Internazionale2010ginola is a possible candidate too
@@Internazionale2010Nah I recon Karius - Paul Dummett - Steven Taylor - Javier Manquilo and Riviere would be goated with Jean - Alain Boumsong on the bench 🔥 Honourable mention goes to Yoshinori Muto
No ndombele for Galatasry is insanity
Mourinho mentioned at 7:38
Late 2000s and early 2010s Premier League would have been great for this, with Jay Jay Okocha, Adel Taarabt, Hatem Ben Arfa, Dimitri Payet and co. cooking
"Sayo Paolo" Sayo 😂
He probably wanted to say Saint Paul before
Lee Kang-in is a superstar in the making
Also where are Girona and Real Sociadad? Maybe even Fluminense
Goalkeeper: breathes
Irish guy:BALL PLAYING KEEPER!!!
‘Robinho is nearly 50’
He’s 40…😂
So he is nearly 50
@@Fandium not really still 10 years off it
One issue I have with these teams though is that none of them have a goalkeeper as the backup. It's like he never considered the possibility that, you know, the goalkeeper might get hurt and needs to be subbed off
Stick a 5th outfield man on and do a spain
makes sense. It's stret football, who says you can't act like "whoever is between goals is the temporary goalkeeper"? @@cheddarsmith6568
The amount of people in this comment section that don't know that Jorginho was born in Brazil is SCARY.
How we supposed to know that?
@@mayujamir6027 cuz it's mentioned arround social media all the time. Not only the Irish guys says it lots of time, but also those football posts of players that could've played for other countries. Thiago for Brazil, Griezmann for Portugal, etc etc.
@@alexandrenabais6053 never seen it in my 6 years of having a phone.
Why is it scary, why would anyone need to know that
Cue Elvis Presley song little conservation with this idea and Im having nostalgia of early 00's adverts
Guardiola is becoming the new mourinho
15:20 forgot Jorginho was brazillian lol 😂
Coming from Brazil
I am very happy that mine team is in this list!
VAMO SÃO PAULO!!!!!
Vamo meu Tricolor 🇾🇪
Did he call Jorginho and Odegard, Brazilians 😂
Jorginho was born in Brazil, Odegaard was on the bench
I was waiting for Tottenham until the end…
Son, Richarlison
Maddison
Van de Ven
Vicario
Genuinely thought that was going to be the number one.
Crystal palace Dean Henderson
Marc Guehi
Franca
Olise Eze
Maybe the GK position is a little weak, but França with Eze and Olise is absolutely mad
And Ayew on the Bench
With how much you love them, im surprised you didn't put Crystal Palace for Olise and Eze
Spurs should have deserved a shout too- Vicario, van de ven/romero, Solomon, Maddison, son with bench player being bissouma
Honestly, as an arsenal fan, I feel like Saliba, Odegaard, Saka and Trossard would beat your Gabi team.
And leaving Zinny out is a shame, he's my 6th
I went Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Trossard with Jesus on the bench. Zinny and Martinelli are unlucky to miss out.
Really underrating spurs here. They've got vicario who's one of the best shot stoppers in europe this season and good with the ball at his feet, romero and van de ven which is an absolutely terrifying defense for 5 a side, bissouma in midfield, and son up top. Maddison or udogie as a sub too
Honestly Camavinga would absolutely cook in a 5 a side
I feel like Liverpool could have a midfield of MacAllister and Szobo with Jota up front as well, very versatile team
josef martinez would be a decent sub for inter miami, he was the best striker in the mls a couple years back when he was at atlanta (98 goals in 134 games) and he has 66 caps and 14 goals for venezuela
malcom wasn’t a barca flop he just got done dirty
I think Borussia Dortmund would be better than most teams here:
GK - Gregor Kobel
DEF - Mats Hummels
MID - Marco Reus
ATT - Donyell "Dutch R9" Malen
ATT - Jadon Sancho
SUB - Jamie Bynoe-Gittens
Inter could start:
Sommer
Bastoni
Calhanoglu
Thuram-Lautaro
And end up in the top 5-3. Starting Arnautovic and Sanchez instead is criminal ☠️
Of course Roma is dead to you when they binned Mou, because they got better now that he's gone, just accept it, HE IS FINISHED
Na diaz starts over salah all day in a 5 a-side.
Leverkusen plays tennis...
Where tf are tottenham😭😭😭
Vicario
Romero
Bissouma
Maddison
Son
Thats far better than most of the teams on the list
just isnt tho
@stuartfxy1234 well at the very least it's better than a team with our bench winger from last season as their star player😭
Rafinha, Lucas Moura and James Rodrigues are more technically gifted than Bissouma romero and Maddison
Replace bissouma with solomon
Solomon, son and maddison those 3 alone are world class players for 5-a side yall don't know balls
Tbf, that Inter Miami team sounds beastly!
This guy saying "saucy" never gets old 😂😂😂
Musah?? RLC is right there!
12:25 Alisson the best ball playing goalie in the world 😂
Love the vid mate😊😊❤❤
How does a spurs team of
Vicario
Ven der Ven
Bentancur
Richarlison
Son
Maddison
Not even make it on this list.
Because the only players that make the starting 5 for any of these teams is Son and Maddison
i’m a spurs fan but tbf not sure vdv would be that good at 5 a side. cuti and biss over vdv and richy tho and we get top 6 easy
@@ARCPolus What players from Fenerbahce are making into any of the other teams in this list.
@@ousfraton435 I was thinking Cuti. But VDV with his pace and strength I feel is more suited to 5 a side. Bissouma over Richy can work to.
But the team I put together was more to ask the point why they're there. That team is easily better than I say 7 or 8 teams on this without thinking to hard.
@@chuckyx934 just remembered slide tackles aren’t allowed in 5 a side so cuti would be absolutely useless tbf, and yeah i 100% agree
Wasn’t expecting no kdb
Raya, Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Martinelli. Fixed it for you
@irishguy you forgot to mention Crystal Palace Eze, Olise, Franca, Wharton, Guehi, Andersen, Johnstone you name it....
As a Betis fan, with the lineup you gave us we would stance ZERO chance. Allow me to fix it.
You used:
Ez Abde
Isco Fekir
Bellerín
Bravo
Ez Abde is not even a starter for us, he's benched for Ayoze Pérez, who SHOULD make the list. Ayoze's playstyle reminds me of Messi, absolute class whenever he gets on the ball. If you haven't seen him play, imagine Isco with slightly less vision but somehow more flare.
Isco and Fekir are fine, well Fekir has just gotten back from an 8 month injury and still isn't very consistent, but a healthy, in form Fekir is top 10 CAMs in the world without a doubt. You could consider Johnny Cardoso or William Carvalho instead, two very solid playmakers and pace-setters.
Bellerín is solid. Too aggressive in my opinion and fouls too much, but he's very fast and is a good dribbler. I'd pick a more solid defender like Germán Pezzella, a more classic CB who makes crazy blocks and interceptions, has great defensive awareness, and always knows when to clear. He's our captain and a world cup winner for a reason.
Bravo in goal? As of right now, not a chance. Early this season he was alternating games with Rui Silva, but he picked up an injury (he's now recovered) and now Rui Silva has completely replaced him as a starter. It's true that Bravo, atleast whenever I see him, makes crazy saves and some dives that I would never expect from a 40 year old, but Rui Silva is just more athletic, having just turned 30. I also think that Rui Silva is better at being a defensive anchor. He also has crazy reactions and doesn't fold at all under pressure.
My 5 would be:
Ayoze Pérez
Isco Fekir
Pezzella
Rui Silva
I'm sure many Betis fans would agree with me, hope this helps.
No one cares about how they’ll performing rn it’s jus about pure talent
Cardoso is a midfielder but I think he'd be perfect in defense at 5 a side with his technique
I'd forgotten Ayoze Perez existed to be honest, that season at Newcastle was incredible, glad he's doing well now
can´t believe you left out Reijnders from the Milan team
I’d bet good money Irish guy hasn’t gone an entire video without mentioning Jose mourinho somehow
Kobe Mainoo should be in the Man U team
I wonder why wouldn't Chelsea finish in the top 4 of this League. Petrovic, Thiago Silva, Enzo, Palmer, Mudryk.
This should be frightening!
No Palace or Brighton??
did he forget lautaro exists
For Real Madrid you are forgetting brahim Díaz
The fact Barcelona with their style of play is only in 8th is kinda crazy, worse when you realize the players he chose are are naturally gifted playmakers🤦🏽♂️ at least top 3 for Barcelona at the worst 4th
Inter Miami 2nd 🤣 What a joke
Even worse, 1st
Do you understand how 5 a side works?
They got Messi, suarez, busquets and alba. Based off pure ability they’re some of the best in the world
@@Diegbone All washed 😂😂😂
@@metro3313did you not hear him at the start of the video?
Dries Mertens for gala?
Messi has 8 Ballon D'ors, not 7
Me seeing how many of y’all don’t know wtf 5 a side is 😂
EIGHT BALON D'ORS. NOT SEVEN
Am surprised you didn’t add rush and Kenny for Liverpool since age or current form clearly doesn’t matter 😂
I imagine how great a Fifa Street game with these teams would look like
Mathys Tel is the most technically gifted footballer on the planet
Fenerbahçe mentioned! I’m happy
What about Chelsea. You got Sanchez in goal, Silva in defence, and ahead of them is Enzo, Mudryk, and Madueke. They're much better than Fenerbahçe's team in terms of skill
Messi has 8 ballon d'Or
drake callender is actually class miami just have a terrrible defense
What 5 a side team did you pick for Barca? Clearly it'll be Frankie, Pedri, Gundogan and Yamal... Not Felix.. And Yeah Gavi and Gundogan as subs.
Diaz over szoboslai is mental
Change Kurt for Emerson and that be perfect
Buddy left Dries Mertens out of Galatasaray
Barça would win the league. Ter Stegen in goal, then De Jong in a more defensive position but can still drible and pass it precision, Pedri and Gavi, and Lewa up front. 5 a side is all about passing and waiting for the right time to strike and nobody does that better than Barça.
Mate a 5 a side isnt that small, one counter attack the incredibly low work rate of inter miami will leave busquetes and the keeper fighting a 3v1
nice idea realistically it would be teams from top 5 leagues
leverkusen can make a great 5 a side team
good luck scoring against Alisson in 5 a side
Idc he's brazilian, Ibanez would be terrible at 5 a side, how Roma actually got decent money for him is beyond me
I just realised that all 4 inter miami stars were released by barca as free agents
Do a national Teams World League Table Five-A-Side 👍
trubin, joao neves, di maria, neres, cabral (aursnes on the bench)
-trubin is good with his feet
-the last man in futsal should be someone who's quick, good on duels and great at passing and carrying the ball, the definiton of joão neves (even tho he isnt a defender in football)
-di maria and neres, do i really need to say anything about them
-cabral has the physicality and ability to hold the ball, which would be very nice for a futsal pivot. he also has a bit of flair that could work on a smaller pitch
-aursnes is my balding god
If you need to know how deeply rooted the Pep dynasty bias is, this is the video for you 😭
No Burnley and Sheffield Utd 😟
for Real Betis swap Bellerin for Bartra who is ball playing center back and you got a much better team
"I know it's weird seeing Real Betis in this star-studded elite league" - Not really, you only introduced SAO PAULO and FENERBAHCE before so.... makes 100% sense that was your next pick.
United 12 is crazy onana martinez mainoo rashford garnacho with hojlund on the bench
Took me a sec to realise he meant Bayern not Germany💀
HOW IS KIMPEMBE NOT IN THAT PSG TEAM
So Vicario Romero Bentancur Madders and Richy js don’t exist
Tom pope of port vale said if stones plays i will score , he did . Also a pep player . Tom pope whats a tom pope
You do know that Mourinho's tactic when playing against Ajax was to let Davinson Sanchez have the ball because he's so poor on it, right?
martial should be first name on the team sheet
This team should be on list Benfica Trubin ball playing keeper Otamendi WC Winner and played for Pep Joao Neves try and get the ball off him Di Maria class with ball at feet. Rafa try and keep up with him faster than Bolt even with a ball. Sub Aursness can play anywhere
By this logic Chunkz FC should be 1st surely
Giroud starts over pulisic everyday of the week
Bro thinks hes cooking but its stone cold and raw 💀💀💀
Can't believe he didn't put Lewandowski on the Barca 5 a-side 💀
Irish Guy thinks once they're English they should be on the bench and once they're Brazilian they have to start.