The Tortoise and The Dare | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 117

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 4 года назад +5005

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    0:50 A normal ad
    5:10 WAKE ME UP INSIDE
    6:35 Laura’s merch corner (most merch gets sold out by showtime)
    8:55 Laura is a wrap god
    10:25 Intro cinematic
    12:00 Episode Starts
    14:50 Recap Ends
    19:00 Meeting the Nonagon
    28:30 These hands
    44:40 How do you get tattoos?
    46:40 Am I on speaker?
    49:05 In unison
    55:45 Beau was right
    58:00 Divine 8-ball
    59:10 Notagon
    1:02:10 Spoilers for campaign 1: Nine betrayer gods
    1:04:10 Threshold crests
    1:04:40 Old magic
    1:10:45 Naruto run
    1:11:30 Jester and Beau
    1:13:55 Never become a spider
    1:14:25 Bye
    1:17:50 Yasha will eat Caleb
    1:22:40 The river
    1:25:50 They argue for the next 10 minutes (it’s a good argument, it’s over at 1:36:05)
    1:27:40 Question marks aren’t important
    1:29:05 Caleb, what do you think of this metaphor
    1:36:05 Good ideas start happening
    1:36:45 Veth invents phones
    1:38:40 Day 5 (Marisha ruins everything)
    1:43:55 Beau puts her hand in a zombie’s mouth
    1:48:55 A scryed conversation
    1:54:55 Gretchin, the pie making cat
    1:55:40 Fjord and Jester
    1:58:25 Beau’s target practice
    2:02:10 Metagaming pigeon conversations
    2:03:15 Messaging Kotho about Sabien
    2:05:15 Race you to the top
    2:06:30 The stink is on the inside
    2:07:35 Fact check: weasels mostly eat meat
    2:09:30 These cats have had it
    2:10:30 Undead Sprinkle
    2:12:35 I guess we trust Dagen now
    2:16:40 They’ve ruined this man’s life
    2:20:35 Dagen is still having fun with it
    2:27:00 No plan
    2:28:10 Jester gives a tarot reading
    2:30:35 Jester says such stupid things
    2:33:10 Messaging Essik
    2:34:45 You always run into people you know in Eiselcross
    2:37:30 Pies of nine
    2:39:30 Caleb talks to Astrid
    2:40:30 Cat cuddle
    2:41:25 Break Starts
    2:46:05 Art Montage
    2:59:30 Break Ends (Taking care of Dagen)
    3:01:45 Johan, the breakfast cat (also the union cat)
    3:03:00 Chicken-making blue people
    3:03:50 Preview of the animated series
    3:04:30 Travis forgets how things work
    3:06:25 Jester needs to focus during messages
    3:11:00 Day 7 (Getting peded)
    3:13:35 Dune (2021)
    3:15:50 Map out (Matt makes a sound that I would not have thought possible)
    3:20:45 Veth is not standing still, she is lying in wait (wait, wait)
    3:26:45 Imagine the green
    3:36:35 Fjord gets bit
    3:39:15 Making my way to the worm
    3:41:50 Choosing animals
    3:44:55 Sam has never read a DnD book before, he’s not about to start
    3:47:50 Abusing a tortoise
    3:51:15 Turtle violence
    3:54:25 This stamp is dedicated to everyone who said “TPK” in the Twitch chat
    3:57:40 Tiny turtle
    4:00:40 Um, actually Beau would take an attack of opportunity as she left the turtle
    4:07:10 Divine intervention
    4:15:50 Episode Ends
    The in-game start date for the episode was the 17th of Brussendar 836. Sam’s flask has the letter “I” on it, nine times. The back says “Mighty Nien” with eyes replacing the I’s.
    Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I’m thankful for this show and this cast. I’m thankful for Rachel Romero, the SVP of Marketing, who was so nice and welcoming at C2E2 and made me feel proud to be a small part of all this. I’m thankful to Surena Marie, who is the Marketing and Community Manager, who takes time out of her Mondays to help me make these posts easier for me and better for you. And I’m thankful for all of you, for helping me put one foot in front of the other in a year where it would have been easy to stop. Stay safe, eat well, and always believe tomorrow will be better.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

    • @nesso.9944
      @nesso.9944 4 года назад +123

      Thank you for your service to this community, from the bottom of my heart!

    • @benhemsworth8555
      @benhemsworth8555 4 года назад +26

      20 seconds. WHAT?!

    • @alovelydeadfish
      @alovelydeadfish 4 года назад +25

      SO speedy
      Flanders you're the best we appreciate you so much

    • @ThePWchamp
      @ThePWchamp 4 года назад +18

      Dude, it was up for 3 seconds when you posted this, OMG lol.

    • @bosst.v.4378
      @bosst.v.4378 4 года назад +7

      gotta go faaster

  • @_DiceToMeetYou
    @_DiceToMeetYou 4 года назад +3794

    Dagen episode 115: "No don't worry you aren't my worst customers"
    Dagen episode 117: "Please, erase my memory"

  • @TheAlienGinger
    @TheAlienGinger 4 года назад +5791

    Lucien: "Witness the true power of the Nonagon!"
    _Activates his Blood Maledict and immediately dies_

    • @oliverworley5162
      @oliverworley5162 4 года назад +460

      That actually made me laugh out loud.

    • @emmarod8746
      @emmarod8746 4 года назад +283

      "ALMIGHTY BLOOD MALEDICT!"

    • @asdfnewguy7029
      @asdfnewguy7029 4 года назад +88

      Incredible

    • @saylamander6365
      @saylamander6365 4 года назад +23

      @@oliverworley5162 same bro

    • @saylamander6365
      @saylamander6365 4 года назад +101

      @@oliverworley5162 now I have to explain to my mom why I was laughing hysterically in the bathroom

  • @evelyngaskin7360
    @evelyngaskin7360 3 года назад +2490

    Jester and Dagen's "how long does it last?" "an hour" "how long has it been?" "an hour" has the same vibe as Spurt's "11 days"

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад +44

      Yup. Pretty much my response to Dagen posing the second question.

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 3 года назад +32

      ELEVEN DAYS

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 2 года назад +8

      4:02:46 for those wondering lol

    • @garyjorgensen992
      @garyjorgensen992 Год назад +12

      “11 days energy” is now a thing. Canon

    • @TheSkulleh
      @TheSkulleh Год назад +8

      @@garyjorgensen992 Spurt invented 11, canon.

  • @carolinemckee7009
    @carolinemckee7009 4 года назад +2261

    Mighty Nein: *walks in on Molly dropping a corpse to the ground, among several other corpses, accompanied by various cult members.
    Caduceus: I'll embrace the awkwardness. Hi, I don't believe we've met.

    • @jacobb6774
      @jacobb6774 4 года назад +4

      Only one more like I can't wait

    • @jacobb6774
      @jacobb6774 4 года назад +15

      I can honestly say that I don't remember making this comment

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 3 года назад +7

      @@jacobb6774 Embrace the awkwardness.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 3 года назад +39

      To be fair, as a Grave Cleric Caduceus probably has some experience embracing the uncomfortable awkwardness surrounding unfamiliar corpses.

  • @eos_aurora
    @eos_aurora 3 года назад +2301

    4:06:50
    “Cmon, Traveler, you piece of shit”
    “Don’t call him that!!”
    “Oh sorry. Cmon, Artagan, you piece of shit”
    FUCKING GOLD

  • @tomtomcaty
    @tomtomcaty 3 года назад +1588

    I just immagine essek scrying on them like "Wonder what they are up to right now" And just watches yasha become a big woman then a little woman, and then a giant worm becomes a rabbit bites fjord and goes back to normal. and is just like "Nevermind"

    • @heyvedur
      @heyvedur 3 года назад +106

      Somewhere in Xhorhas there is probably just a very sad Essek waiting for his friends to come around an ask him to be teleportet

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 3 года назад +32

      @@heyvedur essek isn't in xhorrhas, he's in eiselcross, he literally told them that like...20 minutes before this fight lol

    • @modredastal1644
      @modredastal1644 2 года назад +46

      Brilliant. I'm gonna start imagining allies scrying on the party during every ridiculous fight. The T-Rex fighting giant crabs on the icebreaker, fighting Black Ooze in a rave tunnel...

    • @ReallyJustPlainProductions
      @ReallyJustPlainProductions 2 года назад +47

      The exact same vibe as "That's enough Internet for today"

    • @bumblewyn
      @bumblewyn 2 года назад +3

      lmaooo

  • @queenmaj6576
    @queenmaj6576 4 года назад +4243

    Fjord: [takes an oath to a nature goddess]
    Every plant and animal on Exandria in perfect unison: get his ass

    • @Seymour101
      @Seymour101 3 года назад +308

      But with consent.

    • @radiant5657
      @radiant5657 3 года назад +11

      Good. Fuck fjord

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 3 года назад +45

      @@radiant5657 which way?😂

    • @radiant5657
      @radiant5657 3 года назад +5

      @@jamescanjuggle preferably the way that he would stay gone foreverr.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 3 года назад +117

      Reminds me of that one time where he tried to intimidate the forest.

  • @howiejbrown6919
    @howiejbrown6919 4 года назад +3688

    Man, that "Molly was a god" joke from episode 89 is really biting us in the ass.

    • @rogueracoon
      @rogueracoon 4 года назад +172

      We do it to ourselves really.

    • @kendrajade6688
      @kendrajade6688 4 года назад +230

      Long may he reign.

    • @Loafusbreadmyre
      @Loafusbreadmyre 4 года назад +172

      The rumor come out: Does mollymauk is god?????

    • @VonSpicyWiener
      @VonSpicyWiener 4 года назад +188

      Matt upon hearing that joke: "write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!"

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan 4 года назад +17

      @@kendrajade6688 Seems more ominous now

  • @math_plant
    @math_plant 3 года назад +1179

    Caleb, to a zombie who is watching him: "oh hello"
    Absolutely killed me

    • @Me-ss2gq
      @Me-ss2gq 2 года назад +3

      Time stamp?

    • @Me-ss2gq
      @Me-ss2gq 2 года назад +11

      Nvm I found it 1:42:43

    • @matthewgirardi6740
      @matthewgirardi6740 Год назад +1

      Absolutely gold.

    • @TripleTSingt
      @TripleTSingt Месяц назад

      he's been through some shit, this aint scary anymore

  • @ZirNocoIad
    @ZirNocoIad 4 года назад +3434

    Fjord: exists
    Every polymorphed enemy ever: *Kill Bill sirens*

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 года назад +138

      It’s always the fucking turtles.

    • @bigfatcarp93
      @bigfatcarp93 4 года назад +13

      Technically it's the Ironside theme

    • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
      @MrSHADOWANGEL999 4 года назад +44

      He choose the form of his destroyer

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 4 года назад +12

      @@MrSHADOWANGEL999 Gozer the Gozarian, Gozer the traveller has come.

    • @93Crash101
      @93Crash101 4 года назад +16

      Who is Bill Sirens?

  • @jeremiahcarr4131
    @jeremiahcarr4131 4 года назад +2562

    I love how Lucian disses Molly and Taliesin looks SOOO offended

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 4 года назад +517

      Not just Taliesin. The whole cast is very clearly pissed off by Lucien calling Molly "an empty speck". And honestly, so am I. Confirmation that Molly is irretrievable is hard enough to swallow, but having Lucien showing so much disdain for the person he was really twists the knife in the wound. Fantastic move by Matt here again.

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall 4 года назад +218

      @@bdletoast09 I really love how matt turned that body from something you want to hug, to something you want to punch in the face and kick in the nards.

    • @jdbardou2820
      @jdbardou2820 4 года назад +190

      Confirmation of Molly being irretrievable is loose. When Cadueceus did the insight check, Matt's reply was "He seems to believe what he says." They believed Molly to be dead and now Lucien is walking around. Beau makes further points after... My opinion- Mollymauk is only lurking behind the veil, not gone beyond...at least not yet.

    • @MercurialCorsair
      @MercurialCorsair 4 года назад +157

      I think the secret is to punch Lucien in the face untill Mollymauk says his face hurts.

    • @Panda_Roll
      @Panda_Roll 4 года назад +43

      Genius move by Matt. He made Lucian down right punchable!

  • @Murrays_Market
    @Murrays_Market 2 года назад +799

    Yasha giving Lucien the clover was the only goodbye she got to give Molly and it breaks my heart

    • @Mitchinerd
      @Mitchinerd Год назад +11

      I hope you read “The Nine Eyes of Lucien.”

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce Год назад +3

      @@Mitchinerd What's that

    • @Mitchinerd
      @Mitchinerd Год назад +16

      @@Voc_spooksauce Critical Role novel. Tells the story of Lucien before and after Molly.

    • @Hbcdehjkidc
      @Hbcdehjkidc 10 месяцев назад +1

      I didn't know they had novels!!!

    • @Murrays_Market
      @Murrays_Market 10 месяцев назад

      @@Mitchinerd I have 2 copies!

  • @crit_bot
    @crit_bot 4 года назад +924

    3:02:03
    "That's the look of a cat who's considering unionizing" -Talisen
    I can't with Talisen sometimes omg

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 4 года назад +37

      For a second I thought you meant like un-ionizing, like an atom deconstructing.

    • @crit_bot
      @crit_bot 4 года назад +54

      @@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 the cats hate their lives so much they literally deconstruct themselves

    • @masonator2526
      @masonator2526 4 года назад +2

      @@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 glad I wasn’t the only one

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +5

      That's because Taliesin was there when the Sphinx unionized, so he's been through that whole situation before 😌😜😂

  • @abearinzen4632
    @abearinzen4632 4 года назад +2549

    If Molly is just a fragment of Lucian, then the more of an Irish accent he has, the more Lucian he is

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 3 года назад +323

      Molly's nonexistent accent is lore now LOL

    • @brendanrobinson6043
      @brendanrobinson6043 3 года назад +32

      You just blew my mind...

    • @JJ-qe4jo
      @JJ-qe4jo 3 года назад +75

      That’s what I thought! With Taliesin, you never know, his ‘issues pinning down the accent’ could’ve been more of a real Molly lore thing than an actual problem doing the accent.

    • @chrisbleurgh7425
      @chrisbleurgh7425 3 года назад +12

      @Laura Martin-Falla Definitely this. I'm more than happy to accept some deeper lore, despite this, but you have to disregard confirmed PC *mehs* to carry on with them.

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 3 года назад +26

      @@JJ-qe4jo idk, he's just really bad at actual accents. Different voices he can do, but different accents aren't his forte at all.
      During Campaign 1, he kept stuttering over what he saying and was always relatively quiet because Taliesin can't actually do an accent in a raised.

  • @juliangines6764
    @juliangines6764 3 года назад +1893

    How long do you guys think Matt was practicing that sound at home and Marisha is just sitting in the living room going "What the fuck is he planning?"

    • @sleepinghermit7778
      @sleepinghermit7778 3 года назад +270

      Oh he doesn't practice. Those beasts live inside him just waiting for their turn, Matt would never ruin the surprise.

    • @sillyjellyfish2421
      @sillyjellyfish2421 3 года назад +53

      @@sleepinghermit7778 reminds me of the Quackthulhu

    • @TheDangerNoodle
      @TheDangerNoodle 3 года назад +121

      Matt has to drive around LA alone to practice those sounds so he doesnt spoil the surprise

    • @stevendorries
      @stevendorries 2 года назад +41

      @Call Me Skal I, too, have ADHD

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 2 года назад +51

      I like to think at this point he randomly tries to make the most horrifying sounds possible around the house just to make Marisha paranoid

  • @MazorKuziaki
    @MazorKuziaki 3 года назад +1668

    M9: "Were you killed?"
    Sprinkle: "Sadly yes... but I lived!"

    • @setlerking
      @setlerking 3 года назад +125

      it is now canon, sprinkle is the weasel with an eyepatch from Ice Age

    • @angus69
      @angus69 3 года назад +13

      @@setlerking omg youre right hahaha

    • @shewolfblacklink1062
      @shewolfblacklink1062 3 года назад +5

      @@setlerking He was a scraggly red weasel... Now to just stab out Sprinkles eye...

    • @timd4524
      @timd4524 3 года назад +6

      Matt had a major spin for this.

    • @BigIceWolf90
      @BigIceWolf90 3 года назад +3

      Sprinkle is to M9 as Kenny is to South Park

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 4 года назад +3840

    Fjord/Travis seems to be extremely anxious whenever a polymorphed turtle appears. I guess you could say he’s... shell-shocked.

  • @NovaOtari
    @NovaOtari 3 года назад +1141

    *Beau gets un-stunned*
    Jester and Yasha: "Get in loser, we're going turtle-spinning"

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 3 года назад +25

      i didn't consider the indie-movie absurdity of the scenario like that until now.

    • @hcdhcdhcd41
      @hcdhcdhcd41 3 года назад +7

      I laughed so much at this

  • @averagejoe1468
    @averagejoe1468 4 года назад +915

    "I killed my whole family ill throw you under a bridge" and "You've spun too many turtles" my favorite sayings from this lovely show

    • @Minilena
      @Minilena 4 года назад +55

      But Ashley was right - we do say "now you've planted your last potato!" in Sweden :D

    • @averagejoe1468
      @averagejoe1468 4 года назад +3

      @@Minilena oh! Very cool

    • @Sjoholm13
      @Sjoholm13 4 года назад +24

      @@Minilena Don't forget "Oh now you've shat in the blue cupboard!", that might be our weirdest one.

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 3 года назад +1

      @@Sjoholm13 that's actually amazing

    • @TheAsvarduilProject
      @TheAsvarduilProject 3 года назад +4

      @@Sjoholm13 what's more special about the blue cupboard?

  • @mazie1874
    @mazie1874 4 года назад +840

    Campaign 1 “I’m not going to use my 6th level spell as a glorified messenger”
    Campaign 2 “I’m going to use my 6th level spell to send a message”

  • @chalor182
    @chalor182 3 года назад +829

    "That's the worst message I ever sent!"
    - Laura after probably her *best* and least rambly message lol

    • @JausWolin
      @JausWolin 8 месяцев назад +20

      I don't know, in Jester's mind it probably was her worst message. She didn't make it a personal message at all, very professional and "boring." She didn't even ask him if he was pooping! XD

  • @CapuRen
    @CapuRen 4 года назад +1445

    I don't know why but I find it the most adorable thing that Matt goes "I bought a packet of turtles". Noticing a pattern with polymorph he actually went and bought a whole PACKET of TURTLE MINIS. I CAN'T.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 года назад +62

      Well the list of things they have created with polymorph this campaign (incomplete):
      A cow (was still dangerous)
      A red feret (died of fall damage, or the fire elemental)
      Giant turtle (fjord's bane)
      Painted turtle
      Giant eagle/owls (party only)
      Mammoths (party only)
      Dire Badger (to dig)
      T-rex (C-rex) (Matt should never have given them dinosaurs)
      Dragon Turtle -> leather back turtle -> sea cucumber
      After learning their lessons about polymorphing dragons and the like they have learned small, slow, harmless (mostly), 1hp don't touch, must privide the stat block themselves (game flow) Which means they pick a very limited number of creatures, so Matt was 10,000% justified in buying a turtle set for them, as its their favorite panicking polymorph result.
      Edit: May 31, 2021
      Orcas (deadliest sea mammal, not so dangerous beached in Xorhas, fun to ski behind)
      Moth (1 int is bad for stealth missions)
      Sheep (spoiler)
      Bunny (somehow managed to revert itself with Fjords auto retaliation sword)
      Various humanoids? (I feel like they used a polymorph to replace seeming once)
      Cat (Jester in the Tower)
      Honestly, if Matt hasn't collected mini's for every animal he can think of yet i would be surprised.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад +14

      They've used orcas a few times starting with the stone giants but I have yet to see a killer whale mini. I kind of love it when he doesn't have something and can only substitute it for something silly though.

    • @TieflingKumasi
      @TieflingKumasi 3 года назад +14

      “It’s a regular fucking turtle”

    • @benteelgersma9303
      @benteelgersma9303 3 года назад +6

      @@jasonreed7522 You forgot the moth with an intelligence of 1

  • @paigejohnson8519
    @paigejohnson8519 4 года назад +1568

    I love that Fjord’s crippling fear of turtles is canon.

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall 4 года назад +164

      PTSD, also know as Post Turtle Stress Disorder.

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 4 года назад +78

      Orly's the only one that he likes

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +47

      At this point it's a very reasonable fear.

    • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
      @MrSHADOWANGEL999 4 года назад +76

      he's been shell shocked so many times

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 4 года назад +20

      @@MrSHADOWANGEL999 cowabunga

  • @maeror1022
    @maeror1022 3 года назад +625

    3:01:56 "That's the look of a cat that's considering unionizing" - Taliesin
    I nearly missed that gem but Marisha's laugh made me go back to look for it.

    • @orbinsolem
      @orbinsolem 3 месяца назад +2

      Tal always got the best under-the-radar bangers

  • @markuskeler758
    @markuskeler758 4 года назад +845

    "How long does it last?" "an hour :)" "How long has it been?" "an hour :(" has such intense Spurt vibes

    • @LDSG_A_Team
      @LDSG_A_Team 4 года назад +87

      ELEVEN DAYS

    • @Condorito380
      @Condorito380 3 года назад +40

      @@LDSG_A_Team I W I N !

    • @rylecx2.096
      @rylecx2.096 3 года назад +64

      He may not have burned long, or burned all that bright, but boy he sure did burn memorably for those 15 minutes we knew him

    • @dravenzindle7585
      @dravenzindle7585 3 года назад

      time stamp?

    • @markuskeler758
      @markuskeler758 3 года назад +2

      @@dravenzindle7585 I don´t know exactly. You could start directly after the fight against the worm creature when they leave the turtle on the ice.

  • @callmeishmael12
    @callmeishmael12 4 года назад +700

    Yasha giving Molly/Lucien the Four Leaf Clover he gave her hurt my heart man. You could really tell this entire session how much Yasha misses her friend.

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 4 года назад +25

      33:55 look at her LOOK
      She looked anxious the whole time

    • @jacklarus
      @jacklarus 4 года назад +29

      And then he tucks it into his coat, right over his heart?? I'm having a lot of different feelings at the same time.

    • @marquise-peppermint
      @marquise-peppermint 4 года назад +27

      I hope Matt gonna somehow play the fact that Lucien accepted it. Also him being so sure Molly is totally gone feels kinda intentional from Matt's part to not backfire on Lucien in one way or the other. I dunno... well, we find out in it's time ahah

    • @DPSpade4ever
      @DPSpade4ever 4 года назад +7

      Was looking for a twitch or blink something to see if he was in there just the slightest sign and m9 would have lost it.

    • @jacklarus
      @jacklarus 4 года назад +27

      @@marquise-peppermint Not entirely unlike Molly being SO adamant that his past self was SUPER DEAD while repressing memories that were starting to surface...

  • @SassySimian
    @SassySimian 2 года назад +280

    Taliesin: Creates for himself an uber-cool character with Mollymauk Tealeaf, and then inadvertently kills him himself early in the campaign.
    Matt: Turns him into the amnesic episode of his archvillain and refers to Molly as "the uninvited guest who took the reins a bit..." and "the empty speck"
    Caduceus: SOOO OFFENDED! 😆

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 Год назад +29

      ok but gotta feel bad for lucien, imagine waking up from being dead, in your own body and everything, but there used to be some asshole's soul in it, so now you got a lot of weird tatoos, just as much stds, drug addiction and some random weirdos following you telling you you that asshole was so cool

  • @streamerknight8026
    @streamerknight8026 4 года назад +637

    Enemies of the Nein thus far:
    1. Dragon Turtle
    2. Frost dragon that has their scent
    3. Roc from the dynasty
    4. Giant frost worm
    5. Not to mention if the witch Jester tricked happens to get her memory back
    I can't wait for this all to come back on them at one time

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 3 года назад +17

      Don't forget Tharzidun who is the BBEG. The Tomb Takers are another group of Tharzidun followers.

    • @dabeans5847
      @dabeans5847 3 года назад +13

      That's five, one more and we have a Sinister Six

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 3 года назад +2

      @David Sianghio Well, we all know it's Tharzidun and his cultists. I'm expecting the Mighty Nein to run into more cults.

    • @Graycata
      @Graycata 3 года назад +35

      The Chair...

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 года назад +11

      @@dabeans5847 Four more and we have the anti-Nein 9. Unfortunately, due to copyright issues and half of them being animals, they will never coordinate with each other, but it’s the thought that counts.

  • @parkerkills621
    @parkerkills621 3 года назад +517

    Something I just noticed is that when Matt's playing an NPC that's present but not speaking, and the group is conversing among themselves, Matt stays completely in character, silent and nodding along.

    • @StubbledOrange
      @StubbledOrange 3 года назад +35

      Doing that makes it a lot easier for me to stay in character as the DM in case I need to say something. Kinda like Dagan in this episode lol

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 3 года назад +8

      Especially a long term npc like dagen

  • @sirius4evr
    @sirius4evr 3 года назад +934

    When Jester mentions that Molly painted the tarot cards to look like the M9 my heart was breaking ❤️😭💔

    • @cosplayannie
      @cosplayannie 3 года назад +64

      same! And Caleb's expression was super sad ugh, Liam 😭❤️

    • @arcaneobject
      @arcaneobject 5 месяцев назад +3

      Ashley’s little “he did?” had my heart breaking, him and Yasha were best friends 😭

  • @jeccalou9894
    @jeccalou9894 4 года назад +1647

    I freaking love Ashley's committal to Yasha's preference for eating bugs.

    • @JABO95SA
      @JABO95SA 3 года назад +46

      It's legitimately awesome.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 года назад +47

      I don't remember when it started, i know in Xhorhas she ate a giant spider and played it off as a "traditional" meal. And then on Rumblecusp she found a deadbug under a bed with her blanket and at the bug. And now the tower provides delicious bugs as requested.
      But I'm not sure at what point it became fully embraced as a joke and not a one off gag. But it is amazing.

    • @country_gnomes8068
      @country_gnomes8068 3 года назад +64

      I have said this before and i will say it again. Yasha is a himbo

    • @edentz2
      @edentz2 3 года назад +34

      @@country_gnomes8068 herbo

    • @country_gnomes8068
      @country_gnomes8068 3 года назад +32

      @@edentz2 you’re right. Yasha is the ultimate Herbo

  • @TwoHands95
    @TwoHands95 4 года назад +405

    The Potatoes saying actually exists in Swedish:
    "Nu har du satt din sista potatis" which literally translates into "Now you've planted your last potato" which roughly means: "Now you've gone and done it."

    • @muckschmuck1853
      @muckschmuck1853 3 года назад +24

      The whiplash of running into my mother tongue whilst catching up on comments on a critical role episode is jarring like nothing else is. Excellent note

    • @aduckinlingerie
      @aduckinlingerie 3 года назад +3

      that’s fucking hilarious

    • @OhGloriousLisa
      @OhGloriousLisa 3 года назад +2

      I thought about that saying too! Fellow swede here

    • @Tancred73
      @Tancred73 3 года назад +3

      I just knew a "weird Scandinavian saying" would have to be Swedish...

    • @jb-wc1hx
      @jb-wc1hx 3 года назад +5

      The American way of saying this is, you’ve yee’d your last haw.

  • @amberprice5475
    @amberprice5475 3 года назад +1000

    Every time Matthew has to role play a cat gives me life.

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 3 года назад +28

      I love the chirping. I love cats so much

    • @mayak3429
      @mayak3429 3 года назад +20

      and the cat-captions (the cat-tions if you will)

    • @theanyktos
      @theanyktos 3 года назад +27

      It almost makes up for the fact we don't get to hear him make sad bear noises anymore.

  • @Sam-on5jf
    @Sam-on5jf 4 года назад +1818

    Taliesin is dressed like both Cad and Molly somehow

    • @oliverworley5162
      @oliverworley5162 4 года назад +132

      He has powers some might deem unnatural.

    • @towers7623
      @towers7623 4 года назад +58

      It's one of his many powers as an Eldrich Being.

    • @rogueracoon
      @rogueracoon 4 года назад +74

      He is dressed like Cadudeus had dressed Molly.

    • @kendrajade6688
      @kendrajade6688 4 года назад +8

      @@oliverworley5162 Is it possible to learn these powers?

    • @General_Pinkledink
      @General_Pinkledink 4 года назад +6

      @@kendrajade6688 Sorry No. Its not.

  • @drajion8976
    @drajion8976 4 года назад +576

    The “Empty Speck” line physically hurt Laura, Travis, and Sam. Matt knows how to push their buttons as antagonists. 😂

    • @Tealfox73
      @Tealfox73 4 года назад +44

      Speck comment at 23:55

    • @rockgabohlxn
      @rockgabohlxn 4 года назад +34

      It hurt me too bro... Hurt me very bad

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 года назад +17

      I literarly shouted "OOOOOOOOOH" in that moment.

    • @theomaryoussef
      @theomaryoussef 4 года назад +16

      That boiled my blood too

    • @FishoD
      @FishoD 4 года назад +25

      Sam was visibly distraught. What a reaction.

  • @erinalladin6990
    @erinalladin6990 3 года назад +709

    I was WAITING for someone to realize they were talking about Vess in front of Dagen! Did not disappoint.

  • @SgtSnippy
    @SgtSnippy 4 года назад +479

    I still imagine how Molly was watching from a distance when the worm dissapeared and reapeared 3 times, then the MN flipped a turtle over a couple of times, before yeeting it over a frozen lake and then join silently together to watch it spin around.
    "What are those people?"

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 4 года назад +30

      Lucien, not Molly.
      I have a feeling they are 2 different souls or that Molly is the actual owner of the fabulous Tiefling body, and Lucien is a possessing entity.

    • @night4345
      @night4345 4 года назад +50

      @@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 Pretty sure Molly was the best part of Lucien. All the parts where he's power hungry cultist got yeeted away from his body when Vess sabotaged the ritual leaving only a hedonistic asshole with some redeemable qualities.

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 4 года назад +6

      I like *both* of these delicious chewy hypotheses 👏🖖👏

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 4 года назад +2

      @Knorxolon I laughed so hard. 🌟🏆🖖👏 I needed that. This is the gold for which I mine the comments.

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 4 года назад +5

      @@night4345 if he was the best part of Lucien, Lucien would at least admit it considering the honesty everyone had been adhering to, he doesn't know who or what Molly is.

  • @Museofmemory
    @Museofmemory 4 года назад +839

    Matt being so pleased that he stunned the whole party only to sink into despair as his plans get train-wrecked by the Chaos Queen is priceless

    • @xristosrizos8406
      @xristosrizos8406 3 года назад +40

      His plans got train-wrecked by the stupidity of the polymorph spell.

    • @buckgb2767
      @buckgb2767 3 года назад +18

      I felt so terrible! The feeling as a dm is 100% a punch to the teeth by the dice and you can't really blame the players so you just sit there deflated.

    • @mikenrad3507
      @mikenrad3507 3 года назад +6

      polymorph really fucks with all ur plans as a DM

    • @Gladedancer
      @Gladedancer 3 года назад +50

      Yet his mind works feverishly. "Wait there's still hope if only Laura keeps up Spirit Guardians!" Drat! Metagaming to the rescue. She drops it. "Think, Matthew, think!" How do I get this rabbit to take damage?? "Star Razor!!' Now to figure out how to attack Fjord who is all the way across the field, bypassing 3 other players without looking like absolute cheese...okay, pretend to struggle with this decision, have them roll. Then no matter what, make it work...3:37:43 voila! They never suspected a thing! *Insane laughter of the DM gods*

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 года назад +45

      Lets be honest, of the moves available to her polymorph it into something harmless was probably the best move for her. Especially considering how veth didn't even snap out of stun.
      Since 1 snowworm attacked a party of 8 and only Jester saved its safe to assume it was not going to fall in 1 or 2 level 6 cleric spells.
      Also, Jester (Laura) dropping spirit guardians isn't metagaming because her character would definitely know how both spells work by this point and that the bunny would definitely revert if it took any damage. Even though the other players reminded Laura about it i feel like characters shouldn't always be a "dumb/forgetful" as the player. And the turtle totally should have reverted from cold damage in like a round or two.

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 3 года назад +293

    I love how Caleb's Tower, being operated by fey cats, mimics Der Katzenprinz's ballroom/castle so much

    • @Margar02
      @Margar02 2 года назад +13

      He very obviously designed the tower to be exactly that sort of magical, fun place. And why he left a copy of the book in every bedroom. I love it so much!

  • @colindavey4075
    @colindavey4075 4 года назад +379

    I think the most amazing thing about this episode is that a large pinkish one eyed worm was described as "rising up" and Laura Baily had absolutely nothing to say about that.

    • @rogerpoca7428
      @rogerpoca7428 4 года назад +3

      Daaaam, u are right

    • @TheKiza02
      @TheKiza02 4 года назад +13

      Yeah we got a smirk though, and slight disgust then back to a smirk

    • @lowkeylonely4265
      @lowkeylonely4265 4 года назад +5

      I was waiting for SOMEONE to say something!! 😂

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 3 года назад +3

      She did notice, especially when it turned out to have only one eye (like one-eyed willie).

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад

      @3:18:20 "It's definitely one eyed, and a purple people eater."

  • @Xj10259
    @Xj10259 4 года назад +770

    honestly, WoC should sell something called "the polymorph package" that just has an assortment of animal tokens.

    • @mallaciclonica7589
      @mallaciclonica7589 3 года назад +109

      confused for a moment thinking why women of color should be the ones in charge of that

    • @bobbiecurran3380
      @bobbiecurran3380 3 года назад +5

      @@mallaciclonica7589 what?

    • @Frankieboy1123
      @Frankieboy1123 3 года назад +43

      @@bobbiecurran3380 WoC is a shortening for women of color. WotC is meant to be wizards of the coast. It looks like confusion caused by either a typo, or using the wrong shortening of wizards of the coast

    • @lanaelise4464
      @lanaelise4464 3 года назад

      @@mallaciclonica7589 see thought

    • @maxwellbarbe6405
      @maxwellbarbe6405 3 года назад +2

      malla ciclonica same, haha

  • @aquament
    @aquament 3 года назад +326

    Step 1) Turn massive enemy worm into turtle
    Step 2) make a teleportation circle
    Step 3) throw turtle into circle
    Step 4) profit

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 года назад +52

      Meanwhile in the Cobalt Sol portal rooms....

    • @aquament
      @aquament 2 года назад +57

      @@WorldWalker128 somehow the worm turtle would still cause less mayhem upon arrival than the mighty Nein

    • @matthewcoccaro2670
      @matthewcoccaro2670 2 года назад +2

      YES

    • @Krapahirlin
      @Krapahirlin Год назад +3

      See my idea was right the cat paw as high in the air as possible and just drop it, 60ft a round 600 feet a minute, 10 min later drop it for thousands of dmg

    • @bernpaulson
      @bernpaulson Год назад

      ​@@Krapahirlinyou know... I don't think 20d6 damage would be enough to kill it tbh

  • @eleananatoliti2008
    @eleananatoliti2008 4 года назад +438

    I love how Ashley reacts to Fjord and Jester talking the exact same way that Laura reacts to Beau and Yasha talking.
    I think that pretty neat!

  • @joshcorcoran8508
    @joshcorcoran8508 4 года назад +806

    Someone over at Critrolestats needs to start recording the names of Caleb's Cat Concierges. All of them have amazing names!

    • @Makverus
      @Makverus 3 года назад +39

      I suspect that Kostya, Vanya and Nina were references to Chekhovs characters. Not 100% sure, so I asked Liam on Twitter, hopefully he answers :D
      If that's true - I'd wager all of them are references...

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 3 года назад +4

      @@Makverus So did he answer?

    • @Makverus
      @Makverus 3 года назад +4

      @@krodmandoon3479 sadly, no...

    • @MitoGirl1
      @MitoGirl1 3 года назад +38

      They’re already on it!!! Gotta love Critrolestats!!! www.critrolestats.com/widogasts-cats

    • @emobitch1027
      @emobitch1027 3 года назад +1

      yeah they are pretty on top of everything like that so I imagined they would be keeping track of them lol and as an above comment says they are.

  • @PlanetLovingMom
    @PlanetLovingMom 2 года назад +240

    I love how Matt gives every fey cat a personality, along with Liam giving them a unique name 😊

  • @ernie.zer0
    @ernie.zer0 3 года назад +388

    An hour later, another exploration crew find a tiny turtle in the snow: "Aww, look at this little guy, let's pick it up and take it with.... AAAAAHHHH!!"

  • @Ashainm
    @Ashainm 4 года назад +534

    "You are all stunned-"
    Oh, that isn't toooo bad.
    "For one minute"
    WHAAAAAAAAAAT

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 4 года назад +9

      Matt forgot to give a supplementary save when they took damages tho. Both Veth and Fjord should have had another roll.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +33

      @@bdletoast09 It might be a homebrew. He makes small changes to almost all monsters they fight to throw off accidental and purposeful meta gaming, and sometimes just to annoy people that rules-lawyer.
      But of course, he make mistakes sometimes and it might definitely just be one of those. I guess that's another motive for homebrewing all monsters, making it harder to detect when he makes mistakes XD
      Also, he has done this for a long time and some monsters might get stale if they are always the same, though considering this was their first encounter with one and it was published in Explorer's Guide to Wildemount, the book he wrote, I'm fairly certain it's identical to the book version.

    • @ashleyhoughton8592
      @ashleyhoughton8592 4 года назад +16

      I think he actually makes plenty of changes because he plans out adventures in advance with creatures in place, but when the party arrive at whatever level they are he scales the base creature up or down (also 7 PCs throws the game massively out of whack against the design principles of a 4-person party, so you always need to homebrew if you're party size is over 5).

    • @johncheshirsky8822
      @johncheshirsky8822 4 года назад +7

      @@dig8634 Of course it's homebrew, as in he made it, it's from his book. The "original" purple worm from MM doesn't even have a Trill, it has a Tail Stinger which doesn't stun, it deals poison damage.
      But the thing is that it's not identical to the EGtW's version (frost worm) either. The EGtW says: "A creature can repeat the saving throw each time it takes damage and at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success." Also, it's supposed to be a Wisdom save, not a Constitution save (again, I'm referring to the book here).
      I mean, of course, he can make whatever changes he wants - we're not saying he can't. But the fact still stays, that he did indeed make some changes.
      And I agree with another commenter, he probably did it to upscale the worm a bit for a 7 PC + 1 NPC party, that's basically double the "intended" party size of 3-5 PCs, even though it's CR 17 and the party is level 13.
      Also, since we're throwing logs on fire, Matt says that the worm has -3 to Wisdom saves, when in fact it's the worm's basic Wisdom modifier. Its actual Wisdom save modifier is +3, actually.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +1

      @@johncheshirsky8822 He didn't really make it though. There is a version from 3.5, so he just adapted it to 5e, and I was aware that he changed it from the book, I thought I made that clear in my last comment?
      Nothing really changes from what I stated last

  • @TheMartyredextras
    @TheMartyredextras 3 года назад +378

    Jester: "We'll keep you safe, Daggon."
    yeah. Cuz that worked so well with Vess

    • @ophiuchus_kin
      @ophiuchus_kin 3 года назад +9

      Well she wasn't really someone they cared for and thought that job title they had was more of a decoration

  • @KalvyNoodle
    @KalvyNoodle 4 года назад +650

    Did ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE how Matt put on the romance music from The Witcher 3 while Fjord and Jester were talking in the tower!? The DM ships it y'all, give in to it!

    • @lametrieousp
      @lametrieousp 3 года назад +5

      NEVER!

    • @codybarnhill506
      @codybarnhill506 3 года назад +11

      Im still more of a fan of caleb and jester but fjord would work aswell

    • @Silverwhite19
      @Silverwhite19 3 года назад +8

      @@codybarnhill506 Widojest all the way here, too, bro.

    • @codybarnhill506
      @codybarnhill506 3 года назад +9

      @@Silverwhite19 rightt. I just think it'd be kinda sweet considering how much they affected each other. Jester was one of the main driving forces of his character growth throughout the series and caleb was the first person who made jester kinda think about what she said when they had that talk about money and shit in front of the tavern place early in the campaign. Also, caleb kinda helped her break from her naivety. Her personality was very innocent and naive in the beginning of the campaign and while that is still kinda the case, throughout the campaign she's become a bit more mature and i think a lot of that comes from her interactions with caleb and seeing kinda how fucked he is and especially hearing about his past since she was the last person who he told and the last who knew about it in general. So hearing that and just the general air of hopelessness that caleb had throughout the beginning kind of helped her break out of her overly childish mindset. Sorry for the tangent but point is, i really think widowjest would not only be really cute but would actually make a bit of sense with the lore and whatnot.

    • @skeletor_118
      @skeletor_118 3 года назад +2

      @@codybarnhill506 I'm there with you, it just seems like Caleb and Jester are a much better pair on an emotional level

  • @rorybisson756
    @rorybisson756 4 года назад +206

    "Oh, I don't think your asking permission from any one of us, but we appreciate the gesture"- Fjord quote of the campaign IMO.

  • @Eranderil
    @Eranderil 2 года назад +239

    I wanna see a campaign of 6 clerics, and whenever an engagement starts they all pop Spirit Guardians. So. Many. Rings.

  • @markqurf
    @markqurf 4 года назад +506

    Sprinkle has to be the best character this campaign has created. Whenever he's brought up the entire table dies laughing.

  • @zedlinden8938
    @zedlinden8938 3 года назад +2178

    Travis: “How many betrayer gods are there?”
    Matt: *sweats* “L-let me check...”
    I see you, Mercer.

    • @WaxierWarrior
      @WaxierWarrior 3 года назад +96

      Well I dont know. See my head is thinking that Vecna, who was only here 20 years ago, would be too selfish to allow someone else power, even as a pawn. From my own memory the only person who received a direct boost of power from Vecna was probably Arkhan. Even the Briarhearts don’t seem as strong as Lucien. Part of me thinks its just a red herring. Too easy to assume given closer interactions with two (Angel of Irons and Ukatoa).

    • @OldSchoolGM94
      @OldSchoolGM94 3 года назад +65

      @@WaxierWarrior he did teach Lady Briarwood how to turn her dead husband into a Vampire.

    • @WaxierWarrior
      @WaxierWarrior 3 года назад +34

      @@OldSchoolGM94 ‘How can I resurrect my dead husband?’
      Mmmm that neck game strong

    • @ScorchHellfire
      @ScorchHellfire 3 года назад +11

      @@OldSchoolGM94 And gave her his Eye.

    • @ScorchHellfire
      @ScorchHellfire 3 года назад +104

      @@WaxierWarrior Uka'toa is not a Betrayer God, he's a creation of one of the Betrayer Gods. More of a demigod, really. Like the worm and the phoenix. Speaking of which, that worm is trapped under Eiselcross somewhere, so maybe they'll run into it while exploring Aeor. :D

  • @laurenhawes7201
    @laurenhawes7201 3 года назад +1503

    *Lucien and Cree watching the tortoise fight*
    Cree: *So this is what you did for 6 months*
    Lucien: *fierce staring while dying inside*

    • @oakenshadow6763
      @oakenshadow6763 2 года назад +47

      Two years, actually. He was in a circus. >XD

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 Год назад +7

      @laurenhawes7201 Twelve hundred Likes to you!

  • @JT_Lich
    @JT_Lich 4 года назад +529

    "Feel free to have some pie."
    "Ooh, what kind of pie?"
    *"Yes."*

    • @DPSpade4ever
      @DPSpade4ever 4 года назад +7

      Not sure but maybe rhubarb

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 4 года назад +20

      Pie flavour.

    • @ArdynSol
      @ArdynSol 3 года назад +1

      READ THIS LITERALLY AS HE SPOKE THE LINE?? 💥

  • @ZirNocoIad
    @ZirNocoIad 4 года назад +1843

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that incredible new monster shriek from Matt? Absolutely gave me chills

    • @lordeiswolf5506
      @lordeiswolf5506 4 года назад +29

      i fucking loved it, we need more monster shrieks

    • @SlyYevon
      @SlyYevon 4 года назад +43

      12:17 You 100% meant this, right?

    • @criticallol3039
      @criticallol3039 4 года назад +6

      Better than his cat

    • @dylancaravello5522
      @dylancaravello5522 4 года назад

      Just started and I'm so excited to hear it

    • @hhylobates4098
      @hhylobates4098 4 года назад +35

      You might even call it..... Stunning

  • @dianacollier4172
    @dianacollier4172 3 года назад +505

    I just LOVE how Liam gives us cinematic little peaks into Caleb’s life and thoughts, even if it doesn’t make sense or just consists of Caleb sitting alone, talking to himself, it’s absolutely AMAZING!! We get a little peak into that sad wizard’s mind and snkcncdkls I love it so much.

    • @tiffanytrippe
      @tiffanytrippe 3 года назад +9

      so glad someone commented on this!

  • @theawkwardartist12
    @theawkwardartist12 3 года назад +671

    Mollymauk Tealeaf
    Long May He Reign...
    "Empty speck."
    When I tell you my heart shattered--

  • @raehjg
    @raehjg 4 года назад +694

    For someone who wants no romance for his dnd character Travis is doing an excellent job portraying Fjord’s budding feelings for Jester it’s adorable

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 года назад +43

      Yup. I was on the Widojest ship initially, but Fjord is really stepping up his game.

    • @zeekeno823
      @zeekeno823 4 года назад +85

      I will gladly be a musician on the sinking ship widojest.

    • @reedk2402
      @reedk2402 4 года назад +72

      Well I mean he may not like it but it’s gotta be hard not to show a little romance when your wife’s character is not only trying to get your character into romance but she also said part of her mission was to either get him to do romance or to say no to her lol

    • @MarcRodriguez1
      @MarcRodriguez1 4 года назад +60

      He didnt want it initially, but he confirmed on one of the Talks Machinas that she's forcing it out of him against his will through her actions in the game, the way he expressed it was hilarious :P At this point, he's given up resisting lol

    • @tnm1697
      @tnm1697 3 года назад +1

      Time Stamp?

  • @MrDatandroid
    @MrDatandroid 3 года назад +199

    2:10:34 "Just to be safe, detect undead."
    Oh, Sprinkle...

  • @evanpb
    @evanpb 4 года назад +520

    "Little bit of Column A, Little bit of Column B"
    Yeah, he's trying to ascend to godhood for sure.

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 4 года назад +39

      I'm concerned that Travis is more spot on than he realized. Especially since we already have the Tharizdun angle at play (along with his unknowing cults). That was just too on the nose for me.

    • @agent00puffball
      @agent00puffball 4 года назад +22

      @@thesaltycat9493 Yeah I have to agree. 9 eyes and 9 Betrayer Gods just seems too perfect to ve a coincidence. Perhaps Lucien ascends if he frees them?

    • @MyCleanHands
      @MyCleanHands 4 года назад +10

      @@agent00puffball 9 layers of hell, maybe?

    • @HenriqueErzinger
      @HenriqueErzinger 4 года назад +21

      @@agent00puffball Matt's reaction to the question makes it seem to me that it's a coincidence.

    • @variantdm5774
      @variantdm5774 4 года назад +24

      @@HenriqueErzinger the reaction seemed like he was trying to throw them off to me-

  • @takeoparill
    @takeoparill 4 года назад +625

    When both Jester and Fjord said "up" together, that was so cute.

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 3 года назад +17

      Defiently married

    • @ArdynSol
      @ArdynSol 3 года назад

      Was it an inside joke? It was cute but it went over my head

    • @Samu-oe9pf
      @Samu-oe9pf 3 года назад +1

      @@ArdynSol u gotta say up to get to the rooms in Caleb's tower :)

    • @Leovivoel
      @Leovivoel 3 года назад +5

      @@Samu-oe9pf Well, Caleb said they have to *think* 'up', but I guess saying it guarantees that you think about it...

    • @Dannydarko27
      @Dannydarko27 2 года назад +1

      @@ArdynSol they like to say it like Hogwarts students learning to ride a broom, even though they can just think it. I think that's the joke

  • @T1J
    @T1J 3 года назад +1872

    at the beginning, i was like, oh i get the title, because it's kind of a race between the two parties. then i watched a little more

    • @caldrawz
      @caldrawz 3 года назад +53

      Yoo love your content and love that you watch critical role! Legends supporting legends

    • @tylermcrae1598
      @tylermcrae1598 3 года назад +38

      If you were surprised, imagine how the worm must feel.

    • @kennethprice1593
      @kennethprice1593 3 года назад +2

      I still don’t get it

    • @MALACHIZOO
      @MALACHIZOO 3 года назад +16

      Bro I was trying to figure out your comment this whole episode. Is Lucien going to dare them? Is Orley going to show up? Then THAT.

    • @tjet34
      @tjet34 3 года назад +6

      Jester's "make sure it can still breathe!" bit was adorable, but uh. Turtles will suffocate on their back regardless, so it's really for the best that it stood up.

  • @ThePJDurham
    @ThePJDurham 4 года назад +486

    Caleb: There’s Fire everywhere
    Me: he really is making this place like home

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 года назад +12

      I knew I wasn’t the only one who had that terrible thought lol

    • @machomandalf2893
      @machomandalf2893 3 года назад +22

      You said it. We all thought it but had the decency not to say it, but you said it.

    • @FouEliane
      @FouEliane 3 года назад +3

      My first thought was "of course there is lmao"

    • @country_gnomes8068
      @country_gnomes8068 3 года назад +4

      SIR

  • @connorwallace9145
    @connorwallace9145 4 года назад +614

    Very cute when Laura didn't have a pin and without skipping a beat, Travis gave her his pin. Love all of them

    • @Murderdoll13
      @Murderdoll13 4 года назад +4

      Timestamp?

    • @scarlettkara2762
      @scarlettkara2762 4 года назад +8

      @@Murderdoll13 // around 4:20

    • @jtroxler8
      @jtroxler8 4 года назад +6

      @@scarlettkara2762 nice

    • @Murderdoll13
      @Murderdoll13 4 года назад +2

      @@scarlettkara2762 thank you! They're so cute

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 4 года назад +5

      Not to mention her obsession with wrapping paper

  • @Toffeehammer
    @Toffeehammer 3 года назад +1057

    God, I'm so SO curious how all this Lucien/Nonagon business would have played out if Molly hadn't died.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 3 года назад +133

      At a guess, the others would have tried to force Molly back into Lucien and attacked the party to take him if necessary.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 года назад +12

      @@Blasted2Oblivion I like this idea

    • @TheKroganMaster
      @TheKroganMaster 3 года назад +79

      @@Blasted2Oblivion He probably would have gained the powers of the eyes over time.

    • @PlanetTelex00
      @PlanetTelex00 3 года назад +146

      The dealings of the Assembly could’ve been different since apparently Vess is responsible for the existence of Mollymauk.

    • @ophiuchus_kin
      @ophiuchus_kin 3 года назад +117

      As soon as they met Vess things would have gone sideways

  • @jedimoon22
    @jedimoon22 4 года назад +338

    The Mighty Nein meeting Yet Another cult leader
    M9: no
    Cult leader: ;DD
    M9: no, we’re not doing this again

    • @averagejoe1468
      @averagejoe1468 4 года назад +25

      We're not BEING this again

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 4 года назад +27

      But also, "Maybe we should follow him?" Although, this time they seem to be understanding that they can't trust him at all, and are taking more precautions, which is good.

    • @lockskelington314
      @lockskelington314 3 года назад +5

      Jester: Hey, that's my Thing!!!

    • @CupcakeJuices
      @CupcakeJuices 3 года назад +4

      why is “;DD” so accurate

    • @steffaniee2292
      @steffaniee2292 3 года назад

      In theres heads: *no! No no no we dis this before and got FUCKED!.... But what if tho*

  • @oliveri3534
    @oliveri3534 4 года назад +352

    Caduceus going "there is no way that weasel is still living" is. Really excellent.

    • @stevenjacobs8797
      @stevenjacobs8797 3 года назад +16

      I like to think that Sprinkle has actually died dozens of times, but the Traveler always resurrects him behind Jester's back so she never finds out.

    • @jash51772
      @jash51772 3 года назад +10

      When he dropped the detect undead when jester brought him out at dinner killed me

    • @oliveri3534
      @oliveri3534 2 года назад

      This aged well.

  • @Moonsong227
    @Moonsong227 2 года назад +103

    Nature Before Fjord's oath: hes some eldritch thing, get him!
    Nature after his oath: he's our paladin, make sure he's worthy, get him!

  • @s.h.257
    @s.h.257 3 года назад +655

    Critical Role was recommended to me by the RUclips algorithm sometime at the start of the year (2020) while at work, I decided to listen to them as listening to something whilst working helps keep me awake. I laughed so much during those videos they made even the worst days at work a breeze. I wanted to listen to their play-throughs only at work but I simply couldn't stay away - I needed to know what would happen next. Now, finally caught up it to date with campaign 2 it blows my mind how the characters have grown to me, even the ones who didn't stick for long (Kiri was the hardest farewell for me). I'm not big on writing comments but I wanted to share how much I appreciate Critical Role for the amazing work they do and the talented people they have inspired - the fan art is amazing and I love seeing people " bring to life " the characters and even whole scenes; reading through the comments also puts a smile on my face with all the jokes and references people make. Wishing everyone the best, stay safe during these times and keep on being this amazing, fun, kind and creative people.🍭

    • @caduceusdraws
      @caduceusdraws 3 года назад +13

      I also discovered critical role this year! It genuinely got me through my first year of higher studies, the hardest one, and it's been a light in darker times of quarantine and just not-feeling-well-in-general, it's really nice to see people loving the show whether they've been there for five years or just a few months, those people deserve all the love and support we can give back to the happiness they've brought us

    • @seesman4216
      @seesman4216 3 года назад +4

      Wholesome :)

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but that man made his pretend man kiss his wife's pretend lady and now I'm so mad I have to cry and shit my pants on front of a bunch of people who don't care!

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 года назад +4

      In 2018 an fanimation from the start of campaign 2 popped up on my feed while I was on my lunch break. I decided to watch it, and it changed my life 😂

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 3 года назад +3

      I hope you will watch campaign 1 too as it is amazing but skip the comments for the most part.

  • @ahiggy583
    @ahiggy583 4 года назад +159

    24:18
    “It’s hard to have contempt for something that doesn’t really matter”
    Yep, that one hurt

  • @PixelSageYT
    @PixelSageYT 3 года назад +343

    Travis always looks like he is in a combination of awe and fear when Laura does things lmao

    • @AM-hf9kk
      @AM-hf9kk 3 года назад +23

      I believe that's accurate for Jester's traveling companion and Laura's husband lol.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 года назад +5

      Seems like a logical reaction.

  • @jordancastle9995
    @jordancastle9995 4 года назад +130

    I freaking love 3 things.
    1- how impatient Veth gets and tries to speed everyone up.
    2- how badlyFjord wants to touch the thing, always. Question mark.
    3- the increasing likelihood that the m9 will risk it and just try teleport because they’re impatient.

  • @craigceecc
    @craigceecc 4 года назад +249

    just gonna put it out there.
    Randomly came across a D & D hype video at start of the pandemic where everyone talked about this "Critical Role" thing.
    Was thinking to myself "i'm going into a 3 month lockdown (which turned into 6 month) might as well check this thing out on RUclips.
    Look on search page, two Critical Role playlists over 100 episodes each, start episode 1 season 1 (immediately think what?! 4 hours long and i'm not even at the beginning of the story?!) start to realise all these people are from games i have played and loved (how cools that yall!)
    Long story short, have just binge watched all of campaign one and two so far in last 9 months (yeah, around 250 four hour long episodes in nine months, got kinda hooked believe it or not!)
    And for the first time ever... sitting down to jump into tonight's episode of... CRITICAL ROLE

    • @WingedWyrm
      @WingedWyrm 4 года назад +16

      And, now... the oneshots. You will quite enjoy Honey Heist.

    • @KickingKiwi6
      @KickingKiwi6 4 года назад +10

      We salute you

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall 4 года назад +9

      @@WingedWyrm and crash pandas.

    • @emmarod8746
      @emmarod8746 4 года назад +1

      Check the critical role fan wiki if you want to find all the one-shots.

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 4 года назад +6

      And d&dseption. In other words, Grog holds a d&d session for Percy, Vex, Vax, and Scanlon. It is the greatest thing ever, you have to watch it! The little drawings are so cute! 🥰

  • @bonesmcgee9620
    @bonesmcgee9620 3 года назад +213

    a roc, an ancient white dragon, a dragon turtle, and now a worm. this is racking up to be a killer final fight.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Год назад +13

      That girl from Travelercon, The Chair of course.

    • @matt54740
      @matt54740 Год назад

      The hag

    • @dawidpotega882
      @dawidpotega882 4 месяца назад

      @@kjj26k Kiri, Luc(he is going to become the worst serial killer ever), The Inevetible End, child of albino rex, Marius, The dead spirits of Tal'Dorei council whose death they caused. And of course Larkin, because Larkin is from Wild Mount so he is bound to return!!!

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 года назад +385

    Fjord: *exists*
    All nearby small wildlife: "I attacc!"

    • @DPSpade4ever
      @DPSpade4ever 4 года назад +11

      Armor of ag protecc
      And poly turn bacc

  • @mrkay4757
    @mrkay4757 4 года назад +513

    Talisen:
    “If you see a turtle in a snow storm, don’t flip it over”
    “Why…?”

    • @leggendario93
      @leggendario93 4 года назад +81

      i think it was a reference to the test to see if someone is a replicant in the Blade Runner universe, basically posing weird question to get a reaction. Tal said "You see a turtle on its back on a snow storm, you don't help it, why not?" which is a parody of a pretty iconic scene ;)

    • @SKestrel
      @SKestrel 4 года назад +12

      @@leggendario93 Correct. Here is the scene if anyone is interested ruclips.net/video/Umc9ezAyJv0/видео.html

    • @thegriffin88
      @thegriffin88 4 года назад +3

      @@leggendario93 My thought was always 'because I'm about to get to the delicious turtle meat inside'.

    • @sebbonxxsebbon6824
      @sebbonxxsebbon6824 4 года назад +10

      You fly over the Tombtakers and drop a turtle 120 feet near them......

    • @sebbonxxsebbon6824
      @sebbonxxsebbon6824 4 года назад +1

      How about a couple of turtles.....

  • @k.whatever9046
    @k.whatever9046 2 года назад +103

    47:26 love that travis laughed at the irony of caduceus saying abt molly/lucien "as the only unaffiliated person in this room" when these are both tal's characters we're talking abt

  • @Octobers1086Own
    @Octobers1086Own 4 года назад +129

    Whether she knows it or not... Ashley giving up the four leaf clover was clutch. They can detect object, now, if they ever lose the trail or want to find them directly. Makes it way easier to travel and not have to follow behind them. I'm sure it was just a gesture of trying to remind Molly if he's still in there... But, it can have many uses. A very smart play, regardless.

    • @smilingbear7430
      @smilingbear7430 3 года назад +11

      locate object has a range of 1000 feet, so unless they are already hot on their trail it wont help them.

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 3 года назад +2

      That's a good point! I don't think Ashley thought that much about the clover (I actually thought she just wanted to show it, not giving it) but I really hope they utilize that.

    • @fangirlme33
      @fangirlme33 3 года назад +4

      You have not considered the heart breaking possibility that Lucien would at some point carelessly or purposefully dispose of the four leaf clover.

    • @constantchange1145
      @constantchange1145 3 года назад

      They are familiar with Mollys swords as well. They can locate them too. Plus its only 1000ft

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 3 года назад

      @@constantchange1145 Those aren't Molly's swords. Matt literally said he was wielding 'unfamiliar scimitars'

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 3 года назад +556

    List of things Fjord Stone, Paladin of the Wildmother, is traumatized by:
    -Snakes
    -Turtles
    -Plants
    -Bunnies

    • @setlerking
      @setlerking 3 года назад +19

      giant spiders too

    • @SapphireDragon357
      @SapphireDragon357 3 года назад +3

      -es -es -ts -y's... ~One of these things is not like the others~
      ...Its bunnies. I don't know how someone gets it right 3 times and then does it wrong one word later.

    • @boitata2617
      @boitata2617 3 года назад +1

      Why plants?

    • @ASquared544
      @ASquared544 3 года назад +7

      @@boitata2617 Remember when Fjord tried to intimidate a forest?

    • @boitata2617
      @boitata2617 3 года назад +1

      @@ASquared544 I do, but other then him failing I don't recall why he would be traumatized

  • @TheyCallMeCarg
    @TheyCallMeCarg 3 года назад +146

    I picture Fjord and Jester quickly repeating "Upupupupup" like someone pressing an elevator button 53 times thinking it will make the elevator come down faster.

  • @TheBlackSquirrel
    @TheBlackSquirrel 3 года назад +258

    3:56:26 As a swede, I can confirm that while there (to my knowledge) is no Scandinavian saying about planting too many potatoes, there actually legitimely is a Swedish saying that goes "You have planted your LAST potato". It basically means "Now you're in trouble". 😆

    • @kgp277
      @kgp277 3 года назад +10

      I may be Canadian with a Swedish mother, but I am taking this and using it. No one can stop me. 🥔

    • @TheBlackSquirrel
      @TheBlackSquirrel 3 года назад +12

      @@kgp277 SPREAD THE GOOD WORD, MY NORTHERN HEMISPHERE FRIEND! 👍

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +5

      @TheBlackSquirrel I'm from the US, and I'm not Swedish at all; can I still use this? 🤔😂

    • @TheBlackSquirrel
      @TheBlackSquirrel 3 года назад +7

      @@princessblazena *pats* You are now a Paladin of the Midnight Sun. Your holy mission is to spread these words to the uninitiated in the Land across the Pond. Godspeed, champion! 💪

    • @kgp277
      @kgp277 3 года назад +8

      @@princessblazena Use it well, or you will have planted your last potato!! *menacing potato wave*

  • @ktntwireless
    @ktntwireless 4 года назад +186

    So before I started watching CR, our DM was always furious with us because we constantly polymorphed big scary things into turtles. It wasn’t until this campaign that I was like, “This is definitely a thing. It’s not just us.”
    Our DM reacts to turtles the way that Fjord does and that’s a beautiful thing.

    • @averagejoe1468
      @averagejoe1468 4 года назад +19

      Assert your dominance over your DM with turtle power

    • @slipperyfish
      @slipperyfish 4 года назад +5

      Bunnies for me 🤣

    • @emottoazuka3028
      @emottoazuka3028 3 года назад +3

      I did a squirrel once and he was unreasonably upset

  • @jamcdonald120
    @jamcdonald120 3 года назад +263

    Matt: You will earn 70000GP
    Also Matt: But we all know you wont

    • @TheGrumbleduke
      @TheGrumbleduke 2 года назад +14

      On the other hand, it is potentially their own fault. DeRogna hired a well-established party of adventurers to protect her, knowing that if she died they had *two* clerics capable of bringing her back to life (Raised Dead or Resurrection) and other than discussing it briefly initially (saying they would have to wait until the next day) they haven't even considered it since. Sure, Matt may have decided that it wouldn't work, but they could at least discuss it...

    • @jonnyso1
      @jonnyso1 2 года назад +8

      @@TheGrumbleduke The problem is that they didn't check on her imediatly because they didn't realise Lucien was taking the book from her. Which means the 10 minutes requirement for revivefy had long past since they only found out in the morning. They discussed bringing her back in this episode, the alternative is expensive and they don't know how she'll react because they now know too much.

    • @TheGrumbleduke
      @TheGrumbleduke 2 года назад +14

      @@jonnyso1 I think they got confused on the timings; confusing days, minutes and so on. They were way too late for 3rd-level Revivify, which is *one* minute and costs 300gp of diamonds. 5th-level Raise Dead works up to 10 days and costs a 500gp diamond (which they had some of). I think initially Taliesin's plan was to use Gentle Repose to give them time to figure out what they wanted to do, but then Laura and he confused the 10 days for Raise Dead with the 1 minute for Revivify, thought they had passed the point for Raise Dead, and were down to 7th-level Resurrection (which costs a 1,000gp diamond and has side effects). So by the time they came back to talking about it they had in their minds that it would have been a huge deal to bring her back, rather than the relatively trivial Raise Dead ritual.

    • @DwiteLoot
      @DwiteLoot Год назад

      @@jonnyso1 revivify is only usable on someone who died in the last 60 seconds IIRC

    • @clairetellkamp6253
      @clairetellkamp6253 Год назад +4

      @@TheGrumbleduke They weren't even really given an opportunity to save her in the first place, is the thing. They were provided no indication of the attack or an opportunity to save her until AFTER she was already dead. It definitely feels more like her death was a planned story event that would have happened no matter what the Mighty Nein actually did.

  • @Faith276
    @Faith276 4 года назад +257

    Poor Fjord, he suffers from PTSD. (Post Turtle Stress Disorder)

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu 4 года назад +7

      I mean giant snapping turtle, A FUCKING DRAGON TURTLE and a Frost worm in turtle disguise. I mean fuck me I would be shitting myself

    • @BarnabyWalters
      @BarnabyWalters 4 года назад +13

      Polymorphed Turtle Stress Disorder, surely?

  • @Twoswordsdrizzt
    @Twoswordsdrizzt 4 года назад +269

    Laura pretty much summed up this whole campaign in one sentence. "We've made a LOT of enemies for life..."

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 4 года назад +12

      And somehow, a lot of friends too.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 3 года назад +2

      Let’s see here: A roc, a dragon turtle, an underwater ghost lady, a betrayer god, a leviathan, an ancient dragon......

    • @Twoswordsdrizzt
      @Twoswordsdrizzt 3 года назад +1

      @@appelofdoom8211 Don't forget the Manticore and the Hag

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 3 года назад +1

      @@Twoswordsdrizzt They killed the manticore and the hag still seems to be their friend (for now)

  • @Sasoridellasabbia
    @Sasoridellasabbia 3 года назад +214

    Levitate
    "When the spell ends, the target floats gently to the ground if it is still aloft"
    CR: You plummet down and take 10 points of bludgeoning damage.

    • @jasonwilliams7345
      @jasonwilliams7345 3 года назад +68

      I feel that is 100% Sam's fault for not reading the spell and Mat just assuming he should fall

    • @Sasoridellasabbia
      @Sasoridellasabbia 3 года назад +60

      @@jasonwilliams7345 True, Sam most of the time likes failing stuff and collateral damage. So he doesn't even want to know if it's not like that.

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 3 года назад +16

      I figured it was because Veth was stunned? Since the spell didn't just "end" so much as she lost concentration and it auto-dropped.

    • @bloodydove5718
      @bloodydove5718 3 года назад +11

      @@alleycat2297 concentration lost or duration expires, the spell ends and the condition is met

    • @trunkskoolkid
      @trunkskoolkid 3 года назад +5

      @@bloodydove5718 if concentration is lost, the spell effects end, which includes gliding back to the ground. You're in the air one second magically and the next you're falling from that height, it doesn't maintain just some of the spells effects.

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis 4 года назад +221

    Laura and Travis channeling their couple energy in that little conversation in the tower was just pure solid gold.

    • @iiayoob
      @iiayoob 4 года назад +4

      Given how long it's been in the making, it's even better to watch! I remember Laura saying in an interview somewhere that she always enjoyed the romance subplots in RPGs, and Travis said openly elsewhere that he will never have a romance in D&D. Laura evidently declared to him at the start of C2 that she's going to make him fall in love with her in game, and I love that it's finally starting to happen!

    • @Giozize
      @Giozize 3 года назад +1

      @@iiayoob honestly...I dunno. To me the whole Jester and Fjord has always been a thing that’s like “well it happened cause Laura wanted it” rather than something more genuine. I feel like Jester has better chemistry with a couple people compared to with Fjord.
      But I also know that I’m in a minority here cause I don’t like any of the romance stuff in either campaign but people sure seem to like em, so really my opinion should be taken with a grain of salt

  • @Kuwata_
    @Kuwata_ 4 года назад +217

    damn that "isn't that interensting, molly drew cards of all of us" got me more than it should

    • @aegis9374
      @aegis9374 4 года назад

      Time Stamp

    • @Kuwata_
      @Kuwata_ 4 года назад +10

      @@aegis9374 after 2:28:00, its the tarot reading timestamp in the pinned comment

    • @TheKiza02
      @TheKiza02 4 года назад +18

      Look at Liam when Laura says the magician card looks like Caleb, I don’t think it just got you bud

    • @FeyzaOnay
      @FeyzaOnay 4 года назад +13

      TheKiza02 Caleb’s love language was reflected 😭😭😭

    • @BrianHall33
      @BrianHall33 3 года назад +7

      Look at Ashley, it hit her really hard

  • @douglassmith712
    @douglassmith712 3 года назад +92

    The concern Travis shows about the idea that Laura might polymorph the worm into a snapping turtle is the most hilarious thing about that exchange. Clearly, he's had run-ins with snapping turtles before.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 3 года назад +8

      they have, in this campaign lol. the stone giant episode

  • @jonathan-._.-
    @jonathan-._.- 4 года назад +233

    2 years later , the mighty nein are in a pinch fighting some evil boss when a small turtle sneaks up from behind ....

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 4 года назад +23

      the final boss army will just be Wronged Creatures with Legitimate Grudges

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 3 года назад +4

      @@MorganBondelid members: Toya, the bad luck bandits, marius, celia, Algar, Gelidon, Halas, Bodo, those wraith guys from rumblecusp, Dashilla, that one ship they raided as pirates, that one child nott threw sand at while pink......
      Anyone i missed?

    • @jarkaass
      @jarkaass 3 года назад +3

      @@appelofdoom8211 the dragon turtle

    • @Tombramba_01
      @Tombramba_01 6 месяцев назад

      If only they had used true polymorph!

  • @bsktrgt
    @bsktrgt 4 года назад +358

    I want the combat sequence animated from Dagen's perspective.

    • @MightyDoofus474
      @MightyDoofus474 4 года назад +8

      I now also want this as well

    • @AlexandraSauvageau
      @AlexandraSauvageau 4 года назад +5

      +1

    • @ClearlyCry
      @ClearlyCry 4 года назад +5

      *+1*

    • @TheAwesomeFace
      @TheAwesomeFace 4 года назад +2

      +10000000000000000000000000000

    • @imhulki463
      @imhulki463 4 года назад +17

      it'll just be him seeing the giant worm, closing his eyes, then opening them and its a turtle.

  • @cussundriakneal9904
    @cussundriakneal9904 3 года назад +232

    2:27:00
    I have been reminded of my old ship, Molly and Caleb. And seeing Talisen's little smirk as Jester pointed out the card looked like Caleb, just-- ACK, MAH HEART! I truly, honestly believe Talisen was going to try and romance the depressed and awkward wizard. Dx

    • @shaerenuel9950
      @shaerenuel9950 Год назад +17

      istg it was such a foregone conclusion that Matt saw it and went 'hell naw, it's MY job to seduce Liam's character.' and quietly, subtly tried to kill Taliesin's character...
      (I'm sure Matt didn't _actually_ have the goal of killing Molly, but Matt's streak of seducing Liam's character is unbroken XD)

  • @crankysmurf
    @crankysmurf 3 года назад +215

    I wonder what Taliesin was thinking while Matt roleplayed his character that's now a NPC.

  • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
    @sybariticcupboardrat3763 4 года назад +143

    Might Nein enemies for life list:
    Toya - Dwarf girl that Beau choked with her staff and killed her father figure
    Incubus - turned to sludge under Asarius
    Succubus - turned to sludge under Asarius
    Winged Minotaur type demon - turned to sludge under Asarius
    Bodo Icozrin - the foreman they humiliated at the Deep River Mining Camp
    Roc - turned it into a bat in the Barbed Fields
    Gelidon - the white dragon they tricked into breathing ice onto mithral
    Halas - didn't hold up their end of the deal to put him back in his body
    Isharnai - the hag tricked by Jester
    D. Turts - the dragon turtle they turned into a sea turtle and then into a sea slug
    Celia - the woman they humiliated at TravelerCon by gluing the golden dick to her hand
    Giant Worm - polymorphed into a tortoise, shrunk and spun on ice
    Ok, place your bets. Which one is going to try for revenge.

    • @talleywa5772
      @talleywa5772 4 года назад +30

      The chair

    • @Pyroseer
      @Pyroseer 4 года назад +19

      my bet is everyone sooner or later, but for the first one my bet is definitely Gelidon, white dragons have "oath of vengeance paladin" type of grudges
      edit: wow i was right, it really was gelidon the first one to give it a try

    • @unchained5150
      @unchained5150 4 года назад +10

      I don't know, man. I think Isharnai isn't as likely with Jester holding up her end of the bargain sending those black moss cupcakes. And didn't she check in on her with a message at one point? Mind is kind of foggy this late lol. - This might be stretching it (and I mean -stretching- it) but maybe once/if she ever discovers that she was victim of a modify memory and seeing that Jester gave her a happy memory, maybe she'd give them some lenience since it was a positive memory/selfless act for a friend? Or maybe that's just my head canon lol.

    • @emmarod8746
      @emmarod8746 4 года назад +8

      They need to form a league made of their shared hatred of the M9(sorta like the chromatic conclave) to go after them.That for sure would be interesting to see.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 года назад +6

      The Mighty Ja in other words?
      Ja is yes in German/Zemnian like Nein is no in the same language.

  • @jadenlife
    @jadenlife Год назад +91

    Three things to replay every time:
    1) Matt as a cat taking food orders
    2) Matt as a bug making bug noises
    3) Liam as a Mage having alone time

  • @lockskelington314
    @lockskelington314 4 года назад +149

    Thats three now: Roc, Dragon Turtle, Ice Worm. One of these days those three are gonna team up and curve stomp the mighty nine. By Land, Sea, or Air They will be eaten by a gargantuan monster

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 4 года назад +10

      That would be hilarious. A bat, a sea slug and a turtle appears and then BAM, Roc, Dragon Turtle, Frost Worm alliance!

    • @lockskelington314
      @lockskelington314 4 года назад +19

      @@bdletoast09 All United by the Gelideon, The nightmare in Ivory.

    • @lockskelington314
      @lockskelington314 4 года назад +6

      @@imsorrythankyouplease7613 Oh but don't you know, The Girl with the Golden Dick, is actually a polymorphed Gelideon

    • @siamath9954
      @siamath9954 4 года назад +14

      Funny enough, these three represent Uk'otoa (sea monster), Desirat (giant bird) and Quajath (giant worm), the three lesser ancient idols

    • @JanTuts
      @JanTuts 4 года назад +6

      Y'all do realise that the description of these 3 creatures and their realms sound eerily close to Uk'otoa and friends, yes?
      (Uk'otoa being a giant sea serpent, not a giant sea turtle, but come on, the other 2 entities depicted on the mural were a giant bird and a giant worm!!!)

  • @ProphecyWillow
    @ProphecyWillow 3 года назад +133

    Yasha is the best barbarian. Combat's going on and rather then fight she uses her turn to give a turtle a belly rub. Love it

  • @daanroelofs119
    @daanroelofs119 3 года назад +174

    "This piece of glitter is now a little turtle." what. a. sentence.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +10

      *The entire cast, and 1 million critters nod agreeably*