these replies.... i- i- they're right mill... there are other fish in the sea.. pufferfish to be exact.. as well as carrots. maybe one day you can meet another aquatic vertebrate like him
We locked eyes, standing not a foot apart. His were intelligent, kind, fathoms deeper than the ocean. A gentle sea breeze whispered quietly as our fingers interlocked, hand in hand, nothing but the two of us. Waves crashing and trees dancing intermingled into background sound. All that mattered was us, was him. I loved him. Tragedy struck that day, when he ate that forsaken carrot.
@@smolsnek3835 hey now think of the bright side of this, he got a nice meal before he was turned into a meal, like death row but recylcing at the same time. the crime, you may ask? grand fish auto.
Yeah, I remember watching the original video and I thought that was cool then the Chef brings the Snack down on the little guys head and I was like... "oh"
@@GeneralKenobi69420 oh what snowflakes offended over someone simpy liking something that you don’t like Everyone is different or similar depending on the person what you consider cringe its ok to call things cringe But getting mad at people for being gacha and liking furrys is plain dumb keep whining bro and you will Probably reply with something childish maybe it’s because you are a child or is it cus you read something online And thought that it is true humans can be brainwashed so easily
It was caught to be food anyways, so what’s the big deal btw, if y’all have a problem don’t expect me to reply considering The fact that I don’t dedicate my life to a fish that’s already dead ☠️
The way he eats is filled with such class..I feel nervous just looking into his eyes. Do I look good enough, I wonder? Is my suit as clean as I thought? Is my tie straight? Was my hair slicked and styled to his liking? All these insecurities ran through my head and as if sensing my unease he uttered one simple phrase..."eaugh" My anxieties were quelled within that moment and I was able to relax and finish the rest of the night with him, the sunset feeling all the more beautiful as we ate our carrots whilst chatting the night away.
Sadly he is forcefully being suffocated with the carrots, as he is sucking in air. The butcher then bashes his head with a knife right after he's done suffocating it with the carrot. If you don't believe me, the video is on YT. Your sick fantasy is nothing more than a murderous date.
He's very clearly nervously eating, so much so that he even nearly chokes on the carrot he tried swallowing and had to clear it with wine, only to look down at the floor eating in pure embarrassment. Poor fella.
i love this meme but id love it more without the bitter clench in my heart when i remember the puffer got butchered in this video right after showing so much personality
It took me forever to realize what character you were describing haha looking at it spelled that way ..., Also , this comment seems wholesome , and interesting ... neat.
As he chows down on his meal of carrots, I look deeply into his eyes. Suddenly, he lets out a moan, "Awghe" I look at him in astonishment. "Babe.. Was the carrot really that good?" He then takes a second to gulp down his wine, clearing his throat because of the carrots. He didn't speak, but the look in his eyes told me that the carrots were everything.
@@BasilVII Yes we should. That's how the animal kingdom works. We're not even close to being alone about killing other animals. Humans are omnivores, our diet (should) consist of both vegetables and meat.
@@BasilVII You used the word "suffer", i didn't. When you say "suffer", what you actually mean is "kill". Since i know what you ACTUALLY meant, i didn't bother changing definitions. Yes, when killing animals, unneccessary cruelty/brutality is not favorable. Happy?
@CALLER ID I was about to argue for no reason, then my brain decided to generate the image of thousands of screaming grass people being butchered by a cow.
did you know that the puffer fish from the video is getting prepared to be gutted and be served in a restaurant? this is not a date its the last supper
all cred is in description :)
Pufferfish is such a qt
Thank you 🙏
Pufferfish is gentleman
misread it as "all cried in description"
he's got a beautiful voice
agreed
“æhh… aweahh”
He's chocking to death
Æugh
It's a she dont make it gay
When the conversation is dead but the breadsticks are unlimited.
Lol, 😆😄
So is the fish
If the only way you can have a good time is choking on bread sticks it may be time to give it up rofl
Hahahahhahav
Hate it when that happens, my purse can only hold so much
Future:
“Mom, Dad.. this is my fiancé!”
“ÆuGh”
“We accept.”
Mill, he died 2 years ago, it's time you let go of the past and moved on.
Mill, it's been 2 years. You have to move on and find a new puffer fish. This is what he would want you to do and this is what's best for you.
Mill, I'm sorry but your not at the restaurant anymore. You're at the graveyard. Your fiancé died. It's time to move on.
these replies.... i- i- they're right mill... there are other fish in the sea.. pufferfish to be exact.. as well as carrots. maybe one day you can meet another aquatic vertebrate like him
Mill I'm so sorry.... But your fiance is dead 😔
We locked eyes, standing not a foot apart. His were intelligent, kind, fathoms deeper than the ocean. A gentle sea breeze whispered quietly as our fingers interlocked, hand in hand, nothing but the two of us. Waves crashing and trees dancing intermingled into background sound. All that mattered was us, was him. I loved him. Tragedy struck that day, when he ate that forsaken carrot.
Don’t.
I would definitely read this story right before going to sleep!
Thank you, screaming dog, you truly are poetic...
Why did I read it as foreskin carrot the first time
You words of sorrow bring me to tears. How I loath your love for each other . I wish that he may Rest In Peace. 😥
he's kinda cute
i'm so nervous
Hes mine not yours 😒
@ツ but he said he loved me😔
@@doof5732 *gasp*
HE CHEATED ON US ALL!!!!
Theres no way he would cheat on me
@@doof5732 he just did
He did Aeugh because his throat was dry
Damn Mrs Puff sure can eat.
Upcoming innuendo joke
Nevermind I don't want to ruin the wholesome moment
I feel bad for him each time I hear it
@@smolsnek3835 hey now think of the bright side of this, he got a nice meal before he was turned into a meal, like death row but recylcing at the same time.
the crime, you may ask? grand fish auto.
“What’s wrong honey? You’ve barely touched your carrots”
"Æugh."
Ronald McDonald reference 😂❤
ÆEH
fish-
The fact he bounced back after choking like “uaEGH, excuse me” 🥕🥕🥕🥕
I feel like I’m feeding him the carrots
I could actually roleplay and pinch my fingers to look like I'm feeding him
its so low quality i thought they were baguettes lmao
@@fkcct6967 LOL same!
It`s kinda weird to eat carrots with wine, isn't it?
@@bannedaccount3752 Don't call it's food weird
"Try the carrots, honey. They're lovely"
This made me snort lol
THE 69 LIKES 😅
*blush*
"mmmm....is this organic?"
0:06
It makes me sad that this guy is a legend and he’ll never know it 😕
Yeah, I remember watching the original video and I thought that was cool then the Chef brings the Snack down on the little guys head and I was like... "oh"
Frfr
@@isaiahaguilera7710 or rather you were like "æugh"
you can tell him, you're on a date with him after all...
He is Aeghing in heaven.
"So what are you liking about this new guy you've been seeing?"
"He's got good eyesight"
Just wish he'd loose the belly...
When I close my eyes, I cant stop thinking of him. He's the one for me, I just know it.
He dieded
When I close my eyes,I question myself why RUclips recommends me a puffer fish on a date, how did they know I was single.
@@hkr5671 You wouldn't be on RUclips 24/7 if you're not single
@@YRO. True😂
I am apparently on a date with a puffer fish when I have a significant other..
Him taking a sip when he chokes on the carrot is the best part
Dat pfp tho
@@DakotaofRaptors, we don't talk about that.
Cursed pfp
They don’t call me Rick for nothing 😉
@@rickymoala7710 they call u ricky tho
The background, the music, the majestic puffer.. this is a masterpiece
That sip of wine always gets me 😂
why am i actually crying I feel so bad for the poor pufferfish omg
Same
I feel horrible for the fish too :((( it looks and sounds extremely uncomfortable
Yeah the poor thing made the weird noise because it was choking
Especially because he was being fed before being killed and cooked...
@@GentlyUsedFrog well it's a fish
When he said “Æugh”
I instantly said “yes.”
How do you say no to such an offer?
Such an æuhffer
@Mashi so ?
@@wilberkiller4244 I think Mashi so is trying to communicate
Æugh
ÆÜGH
The Clair de lune really nails the outdoor date
Kaede...
@@RUclipsHatesJapaneseLetters96 Kaede.
@@RUclipsHatesJapaneseLetters96 so I wasn’t the only one who thought of her
@@RUclipsHatesJapaneseLetters96 :(
@@RUclipsHatesJapaneseLetters96 stop….😭😭
Whenever I'm lonely I play this while eating. Pufferfish makes the pain go away.
Well as long as it improves yer mood that's all that matters .
Mr. Krabs: "So what happened to Mr. Puff?"
Mrs. Puff: "I don't want to talk about it."
This made me cry because I could only ever dream of having a date, much less with a lad as handsome as this
Mad Lad
It's okay, none of us are good enough for him.
He’s gorgeous
Cry because we know what happens to the puffer fish after the date :(
@@cement5057 zrvzfbf
“Æugh”
Oh my! Such a charming young man!🥰
Gacha cringe
@@GeneralKenobi69420 it’s a joke, friend.
@@GeneralKenobi69420 oh what snowflakes offended over someone simpy liking something that you don’t like
Everyone is different or similar depending on the person what you consider cringe its ok to call things cringe
But getting mad at people for being gacha and liking furrys is plain dumb keep whining bro and you will
Probably reply with something childish maybe it’s because you are a child or is it cus you read something online
And thought that it is true humans can be brainwashed so easily
@@fimpchus5263 tru
@@GeneralKenobi69420 or shall i say general snowflake ❄️
"I've never cared for someone as deeply as you, my love"
"Æugh".
I put this on last night while eating alone.
I never felt so loved and in good company.
Thank you for creating this masterpiece.
He has such a way with words
This guy is killing it with that vegetable.
It was caught to be food anyways, so what’s the big deal
btw, if y’all have a problem don’t expect me to reply considering The fact that I don’t dedicate my life to a fish that’s already dead ☠️
@@liyana4293 well said 😂😂👌
Tomen veganos caraculo
@@Alecc2092 no it was just a test to show the pufferfishs bite force. U don't even cook puffer with the stomach intact
@@Alecc2092 I thought it was to show how strong the teeth are
That little sip he takes is by far the funniest thing I've seen this month 🤣
If I didn't click on this vid I would never know this masterpiece exists.
he’s moving the carrots telepathically
He's a Mii.
VeggieTales style
Oh dang. Rin's right, man. You mean to say "telekinetically."
I want a man that can "glauuuh" like that as we snuggle
Creep
@Damon D 19 hours no response lol cry
@Damon D 19 hours no response lol cry
Who doesn't
ur pfp
"The carrots are to die for"
"Hoping this date goes well, and that this wont be the only 'carrot' she'll be eating tonight."
*AYO-*
The way he eats is filled with such class..I feel nervous just looking into his eyes. Do I look good enough, I wonder? Is my suit as clean as I thought? Is my tie straight? Was my hair slicked and styled to his liking? All these insecurities ran through my head and as if sensing my unease he uttered one simple phrase..."eaugh"
My anxieties were quelled within that moment and I was able to relax and finish the rest of the night with him, the sunset feeling all the more beautiful as we ate our carrots whilst chatting the night away.
PLS POST THIS ON WATTPAD I CRIED😩😩
This made my 3am snack 10x better ty
*e a u g h*
Omg so emotional I cried 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺
shakespeare could never
Sadly he is forcefully being suffocated with the carrots, as he is sucking in air. The butcher then bashes his head with a knife right after he's done suffocating it with the carrot.
If you don't believe me, the video is on YT. Your sick fantasy is nothing more than a murderous date.
THE WAY HE DRANK FROM THE CUP NOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭
excuse you, the wine glass - it's not a cup!
If you want to feel really bad in the actual clip he was killed and cooked straight after this
I just fell in love with him...
@@alexcolquhoun9201 WHAT?!
You mean “YYYEESSS”
This is the best video I've ever witnessed, I put it on loop and was in awe for around 3 hours.
I appreciate the captions, without them i would not have understood what was going on.
He's very clearly nervously eating, so much so that he even nearly chokes on the carrot he tried swallowing and had to clear it with wine, only to look down at the floor eating in pure embarrassment. Poor fella.
0:08 the sip of wine gets me every time i don't know what it is it's unreasonably funny
Cause he looks like he’s getting nervous as hell while eating 😭
It was so classy 😭
"Æug- I-... I'm sorry- i **cough** i choke the food... Haha..." 'gosh, that's so embarrassing of me... I'm such a buffoon... "
She is beauty,
She is grace;
She stuffs carrots in her face.
I love how this implies the pufferfish has telekinesis
I feel bad for this poor fish every time I see this clip.
Someone on this planet is part Æugh
Me too, even if i laugh to this video
Same, i actually can't laugh
Along with the sad music... 😥
Fish are intelligent creatures. I feel bad
i cried such a beautiful fish
Whoever edited this has so much creativity
i love this meme but id love it more without the bitter clench in my heart when i remember the puffer got butchered in this video right after showing so much personality
now i can't enjoy this video anymore 😭😭
@@GingerBun or eat meat at all #veganism
@@SpaceMissile forcing vegan losers to eat meat is very funny!
@@BesoffenerIslamist Yeah forcing people to eat their pets is hilarious too!
@@VeryFamousActor oh I bet it is
Idk what to say to him, he's so cute 🥺
Just say 🥕🐡 AUGH
Say nothing…. He’s mine
This, This....is a masterpiece ✨
"love at first sight doesn't exist" is what they'll tell you
*He* doesn't have to use words to tell you it very much does
It took me forever to realize what character you were describing haha looking at it spelled that way ..., Also , this comment seems wholesome , and interesting ... neat.
This is what Claude Debussy was picturing in his head when he wrote Clair de Lune.
damn puffafish lonely in heaven :(
No , that pufferfish is in the soil as faeces 😂
wdym? The POV is you’re on a date with him
Imagine getting to heaven and that pufferfish is the only one there, just surrounded by half eaten carrots
Good, he deserved it, that noise was annoying, so seeing him die was pog asf
I'll be there with him soon
“Puffer fish date”
652k people: Ok, I’m down
Whenever I eat a Little Ceasars pepperoni pizza by myself I just put this full screen and on loop
Oohh god , The wine part was done so nicely 😂👌🤎
It made me 💀
Lmaoo righttt I was not expecting that!
Why a brown heart?
🤍
@@Tunabreath2001 Why not ? Why does it matter ☺️🧡
The God damn wine glass animation had me rollin
why did i found this so wholesome 😔
me too
Round, bright, handsome, even knows telepathy, the ideal man
Lol !
"We should head back inside. We wouldn't want you to get swept back up into the sea, yea?"
- Le Pufferfishe
Lol! 🤣..... Idk what's funnier yer name in it's ambiguity? ....or yer random comment ?
I have never felt happy in my life until this moment 😢
Well the pufferfish died R.I.P
@@V0M1T1NG-RA1NB0WS he lives on in our hearts. rest in peace fishy friend. 💐💐
@@handlol i just hope he was made into the tastiest fugu for whooever ordered him...otherwise he woulda died for nothing
@@V0M1T1NG-RA1NB0WS u crushed his happiness wth.. xDD
Oh my. This is the first video i sad cried at. God I miss that fish
I'm eating dinner right now and pretending he is eating with me.
I have never felt so overjoyed with random company.
I like this
It is especially good to drink wine calmly
Cfingey
@@songbyrdscrusade2052 Nah it's not cringey maybe to you but to the rest it's alright also not hating not a bitch either
@@ChaoticAsher cringey
@@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey To you the videos cringey but to many people it's alright
@@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey That's your opinion
This edit is god tier
Best date I've ever had 💕
The fact he drank the wine perfectly warms my heart
“So….come here often?”
“I’m a pufferfish.”
I can't wait to meet his parents.
His bold confidence on this date is remarkable
That sip of wine is just perfect
Mr. Puff is enjoying himself in the afterlife, I see...
Neat name haha
Thicc pufferfish is on a date with carrots eating carrots
The POV is we are on a date with him
The way the wine glass moves to his lips is amazing.
Just imagine watching your date gorge themselves on carrot sticks and letting out a moan
"He lived his life in peace, until tragedy struck him later on."
No... please let him be happy
@@thusharanup4906 he dead
@@thusharanup4906 he dead dead
@@thusharanup4906 he went to the bathroom don't worry;)
After that exotic dinner a Japanese chef cooked that poor puffer you will be missed 😭😭😭
Yep, I think it was suffocating, then it was swiftly chopped up, horrific to see the carrot still inside the dismembered fish
@@theRPGmaster 😐 isn't it posionious fish they can literally eat anything
This shit is recommended to me everyday and I click it every damn time
Same lol
As he chows down on his meal of carrots, I look deeply into his eyes.
Suddenly, he lets out a moan,
"Awghe"
I look at him in astonishment.
"Babe..
Was the carrot really that good?"
He then takes a second to gulp down his wine, clearing his throat because of the carrots.
He didn't speak, but the look in his eyes told me that the carrots were everything.
Rest in peace ✌🏽🕊️
He’s so adorable it I know the poor thing is low key being tortured in the original 😩😩 he’s so kewt tho
That was deepest most nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
This is it, peak internet content.
"Aeuggghhh, These carrots are glazed to perfection"
He's so cute, I'm nervous. I'm in love :3
Date: Puffer fish I don't know, sometimes you just make me feel.....
Puffer Fish: ÆÜGH.
Date: Just kiss me.
Still has more personality than some of my ex girlfriends
Should've went for that "ugly" chick then rather than the "pretty" one with no qualities
0:12 He's definitely trying to flirt.
He's a keeper
I'm literally eating dinner with a pufferfish on loop rn
This actually made me kinda sad, not just because of the puffer’s fate but because of how calm everything is portrayed right before it happens
It's a fish. It's not conscious.
@@larsliamvilhelm even if, a human is conscious and shouldn't make an animal, conscious or not, suffer.
@@BasilVII Yes we should. That's how the animal kingdom works. We're not even close to being alone about killing other animals. Humans are omnivores, our diet (should) consist of both vegetables and meat.
@@larsliamvilhelm sure, yet we don't have to make the being we eat suffer. Sorry, but that's the stupidest thing i read in a while.
@@BasilVII You used the word "suffer", i didn't. When you say "suffer", what you actually mean is "kill". Since i know what you ACTUALLY meant, i didn't bother changing definitions. Yes, when killing animals, unneccessary cruelty/brutality is not favorable. Happy?
Ah, I see he's very much enjoying the afterlife. Good ❤️
He so polite, he looked down when we coughed.
I want a man's like that.
clair de lune playing in the background makes everything 10x better
The puffer fish was actually suffocating and needed air it wasint trying to eat anything it was gasping to get air
Yeah we all know that
It’s sad though
Puffers are aggressive killing machines, nobody mentions that.
@CALLER ID I was about to argue for no reason, then my brain decided to generate the image of thousands of screaming grass people being butchered by a cow.
@CALLER ID true, also put on a shirt
the elegant voice of wet crocs
This is something I never thought I’d need
He's beautiful his delicated voice is like an angel I my ear I enjoy the momment with him
Am I the only one who found this in the HBM Minecraft mod
me too! holy shit why did a satellite give a link to this
@@Spectre1122 I have no clue. I was so confused
@@manbunben7285 So was I
well at least we weren't rick rolled
@@AetherTamashi that’s what I thought it was at first loo
did you know that the puffer fish from the video is getting prepared to be gutted and be served in a restaurant?
this is not a date
its the last supper
he’s a gentleman, I think my mother will approve
It makes me sad how he dies shortly after this date.
He was kinda mean, he just spent the whole date eating
And now he got murdered by u