Decided to play space station 13 for the first time last night at 3 am, and 5 minutes in i got pressured to get in a box and then was welded in to be sold as a slave to some mad chemist, who was a "man of science" and his security man buddy. Then they put me in a straight jacket with some weird backpack i couldn't take off and would electrocute me remotely. Next thing i remember i'm being dragged to the medical sector to be performed on by some crazy german doctor saying ze every five seconds. The doctor removed my arm and replaced it with a corn dog and cut my ass off then inserted it in my torso. The fucking mime watched everything! Once the operation was done the mad chemist dragged me out of the hospital to perform "sulfuric acid experiments", but i was saved when he said "My lab blew up" and after talking for sometime we headed to bar to get some drinks. The bar tender wasn't there, so we had to go behind the bar to pour our own and i would copy and paste "help" in morse code to people coming in for a drink, but the only fucking person at the bar was the mime and THAT FUCKING MIME KNEW WHAT I WAS SAYING AND JUST LOOKED AT ME. I then looked behind to see "Are you saying help in morse code? You know i'm a man of science". Shitting bullets, in a attempt not to get ejected into space i said "Your a man of science, how would i even vocalize morse code at such frequencies with just my voice?" the mad chemist said "Your right" then he headed off somewhere. After 5 minutes of the reading the manual trying to figure how to remove the straight jacket. Some crazy guy kept asking me if it was okay to eat me. KEEP IN MIND IM IN A STRAIGHT JACKET AND CANT DEFEND MYSELF, Now i'm shitting bricks, because a cannibal wants to turn me into a pie in the kitchen, but i was saved by a cool engineering man that walked into the bar and asked for a drink. I delayed the cannibal by saying "You have to talk to my owner first" . after that i quickly ask the engineering man to remove my straight jacket which he did. AND FUCKING BOOKED IT!. I stealthy traveled into medical sector see if i could get arm replacements, and found some lady with red hair who was willing to help me, but as i was telling her of the horrors, i looked down to see that the entire security department was outside her door and the mad chemist. right when i was about to get my new arms they got in and dragged me out, but i managed to grab a crowbar and the beat the hell out of them. so i ran, but the station was fucked and i couldn't escape then i died from vacuum exposure. This is not in full detail by the way this is a small part of what actually happened.
@@Troxonater I just played again and a fucking barber that looks like the older version of my character kept pestering me to get a haircut every now and then, however all of the sudden he completely snapped and attempted to hunt me down through the station to rip the hair out from my head, but i pulled off a agent 47 by putting on a low pressure suit in my backpack to reach the escape shuttle without being stabbed to death.
@@mirroredvoid8394 No worries man, I don't expect anyone to subscribe over a tutorial. Hopefully one day I feel the motivation to actually create something but for now the motivation well is dry. it doesn't help that this gimmick that I've been trying to pull off for about 2 weeks now and make a video of hasn't happened yet because /TG/ has only given me antag once this past 2 weeks during a war ops round. I really love hearing your stories though.
Thanks for posting an updated version. My video is semi obsolete and people kept treating me like tech support. Hope people get some enjoyment out of the game.
@@Troxonater Only thing I could give for input is not to say something along the lines of "don't play X" in someone's first impression video. Degenerates have their containment servers and people will play them for that aspect. You have my condolences on playing tech support for the 30 year old program that makes Norton scream.
first of all I want to play the game but I don't know if it's a virus or bad or dangerous (to the ppl that got it through this video tell me is it a virus and how is your PC doing)
I ended up not making that video as it varies wildly from codebase to codebase but what I do is go into the graphics settings (if the server even has that) and set my fps to my monitors refresh rate, then set the pixel scaling to nearest neighbor to make it look crispy.
Idk why my say that for instal it says that need the admin pc acont permition to instal (Btw: í read that real fast soo í can just Don't se an other opinion)
The reason why anti virus programs get jumpy around byond is because it is a very obscure and not often downloaded file, so they don't have much data on what the file actually is. Honestly I would have no Idea if byond is malicious or not by looking through the code, but byond has been out since 2003 and no nerds have rung the virus alert yet, so I would bet on it being safe. Space station 13 is also free and open source, so it would be very hard to sneak a virus in.
Thank you so much! I was going down a rabbit hole of directX mumbo jumbo before I found this. . .
Wow must've gotten lucky too find a recent upload, I was having trouble trying to start byond I'm glad you showed that, thanks a ton man.
You're welcome! I recently factory reset windows and I got lucky that every single possible problem byond usually has happened first recording.
I never knew how to get past the starting part thank you so much your a lifesaver
THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO AFTER I DOWNLOADED IT!
Thank you, I tried to do it from what I remembered then got stuck, luckily I found you.
The best (and only) tutorial out there
Thanks man, I have been trying to figure out why it was saying it was open when it looked like it wasn’t.
Thank you so much man, I tried to download SS13 before, but the instructions I were given on the website weren't as good as this.
Decided to play space station 13 for the first time last night at 3 am, and 5 minutes in i got pressured to get in a box and then was welded in to be sold as a slave to some mad chemist, who was a "man of science" and his security man buddy. Then they put me in a straight jacket with some weird backpack i couldn't take off and would electrocute me remotely. Next thing i remember i'm being dragged to the medical sector to be performed on by some crazy german doctor saying ze every five seconds. The doctor removed my arm and replaced it with a corn dog and cut my ass off then inserted it in my torso. The fucking mime watched everything! Once the operation was done the mad chemist dragged me out of the hospital to perform "sulfuric acid experiments", but i was saved when he said "My lab blew up" and after talking for sometime we headed to bar to get some drinks. The bar tender wasn't there, so we had to go behind the bar to pour our own and i would copy and paste "help" in morse code to people coming in for a drink, but the only fucking person at the bar was the mime and THAT FUCKING MIME KNEW WHAT I WAS SAYING AND JUST LOOKED AT ME. I then looked behind to see "Are you saying help in morse code? You know i'm a man of science". Shitting bullets, in a attempt not to get ejected into space i said "Your a man of science, how would i even vocalize morse code at such frequencies with just my voice?" the mad chemist said "Your right" then he headed off somewhere. After 5 minutes of the reading the manual trying to figure how to remove the straight jacket. Some crazy guy kept asking me if it was okay to eat me. KEEP IN MIND IM IN A STRAIGHT JACKET AND CANT DEFEND MYSELF, Now i'm shitting bricks, because a cannibal wants to turn me into a pie in the kitchen, but i was saved by a cool engineering man that walked into the bar and asked for a drink. I delayed the cannibal by saying "You have to talk to my owner first" . after that i quickly ask the engineering man to remove my straight jacket which he did. AND FUCKING BOOKED IT!. I stealthy traveled into medical sector see if i could get arm replacements, and found some lady with red hair who was willing to help me, but as i was telling her of the horrors, i looked down to see that the entire security department was outside her door and the mad chemist. right when i was about to get my new arms they got in and dragged me out, but i managed to grab a crowbar and the beat the hell out of them. so i ran, but the station was fucked and i couldn't escape then i died from vacuum exposure. This is not in full detail by the way this is a small part of what actually happened.
I'm glad you had such an engaging first time experience!
@@TroxonaterI accidently forgot to subscribe and like the video. I'm actually ashamed right now.
@@Troxonater I just played again and a fucking barber that looks like the older version of my character kept pestering me to get a haircut every now and then, however all of the sudden he completely snapped and attempted to hunt me down through the station to rip the hair out from my head, but i pulled off a agent 47 by putting on a low pressure suit in my backpack to reach the escape shuttle without being stabbed to death.
@@Troxonater He actually found me a nanosecond after i put on the suit, but was undecisive since i walked calmly past him.
@@mirroredvoid8394 No worries man, I don't expect anyone to subscribe over a tutorial. Hopefully one day I feel the motivation to actually create something but for now the motivation well is dry. it doesn't help that this gimmick that I've been trying to pull off for about 2 weeks now and make a video of hasn't happened yet because /TG/ has only given me antag once this past 2 weeks during a war ops round. I really love hearing your stories though.
Thanks for posting an updated version. My video is semi obsolete and people kept treating me like tech support.
Hope people get some enjoyment out of the game.
You're welcome. I now carry the burden of byond tech support.
@@Troxonater Only thing I could give for input is not to say something along the lines of "don't play X" in someone's first impression video. Degenerates have their containment servers and people will play them for that aspect.
You have my condolences on playing tech support for the 30 year old program that makes Norton scream.
Thanks for the video was kinda hard to find a new one
Thx for helping this tutorial is awesome👍
Thank you! This really video came in clutch lmao
Glad it helped, the amount of bullshit people have to go through to play this game is quite something.
It just says that it's not commonly downloaded and won't let me do anything with it
Yep, its a rather niche game so anti viruses freak out. You'll have to figure out how to bypass the antivirus on your computer to play ss13.
@@Troxonater i figured it out all i had to do was use google chrome
@@Cookiethrowingmaster out of curiosity what browser were you using before?
@@Troxonater microsoft edge
my confirmation email not show up
oh... none of the games where loading in the side bar. so i closed it then reopen it and now its working.
first of all I want to play the game but I don't know if it's a virus or bad or dangerous (to the ppl that got it through this video tell me is it a virus and how is your PC doing)
how do i get your wallpaper bro is it wallpaper engine
yeah, space owl
is there a way for dark mode for the chat and menus?
ruclips.net/video/lEnGfgB-Aq4/видео.html within the first 30 seconds of this video I show how to change it.
My byond doesnt show in show hidden icons help pls
are accounts actually necessary? because i dont get the confirmation email somehow
Technically no, but every server out there will require an account to join so they can ban you if they need to.
You said you would show us how to make ss13 not look like ass next where the video at i wanna make it good lookin
I ended up not making that video as it varies wildly from codebase to codebase but what I do is go into the graphics settings (if the server even has that) and set my fps to my monitors refresh rate, then set the pixel scaling to nearest neighbor to make it look crispy.
@@Troxonater oh ok thanks. I appreciate it and ill probably do that rn
Thanks
does it work and does it have ppl and is it a virus
@@dripfrog Download it and find out
@@CopyableCow no you tell me like why do this to me
@@dripfrog You're in no position to make demands
Thx now i can do experiments on monkeys
Idk why my say that for instal it says that need the admin pc acont permition to instal
(Btw: í read that real fast soo í can just Don't se an other opinion)
You need to run the installer as an admin. Right click on it and you should see the option.
@@Troxonater k tks
it doesnt work
my computer flags it and it wont open
The antivirus is probably blocking it because not many computers run byond. You will need to create an exception for byond to run.
Why do I feel like that website is going to give me a virus
Í think its cuz it's an ui used by vírus sites
same is it tho
I guarantee the only reason byond is still a thing is because of ss13
100% true
It syas windows protected your pc it's not a virus right?
The reason why anti virus programs get jumpy around byond is because it is a very obscure and not often downloaded file, so they don't have much data on what the file actually is. Honestly I would have no Idea if byond is malicious or not by looking through the code, but byond has been out since 2003 and no nerds have rung the virus alert yet, so I would bet on it being safe. Space station 13 is also free and open source, so it would be very hard to sneak a virus in.
If you need a tutorial on this you're not gonna fair at the game and I urge you to play more casual games instead like Elona+ or Dwarf Fortress
how to install ss13
dont
why not