This Is How You DONT Play Hotline Miami

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @Israphel776
    @Israphel776 8 лет назад +252

    "Oh great, he can see me through a wall!"
    Yes, Phil.
    A wall made of glass.
    It's called a window.
    It's transparent...

  • @lDogNessl
    @lDogNessl 8 лет назад +123

    "I definitely enjoyed playing it." " What the fuck, there's more?! Fuck this! I don't wanna play this anymore!"
    I hate this guy.

  • @ItsRokaze
    @ItsRokaze 7 лет назад +153

    >turns down Hotline Miami's glorious soundtrack just so people can hear his godawful annoying voice

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 8 лет назад +90

    if dsp was in jacket's role he would die at the tutorial...

  • @NirvanaKC001
    @NirvanaKC001 8 лет назад +159

    Saltmine Miami.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 8 лет назад +10

      Confirmed Sociopath This playthrough in a nutshell.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 года назад +1

      I usually hate comments that use "Salt" in them, but this is actually pretty clever.

  • @thedoominator
    @thedoominator 8 лет назад +129

    Phil Burnell, a 34 year old, thinks glass = walls.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Год назад

      i mean to some degree... a window is a wall thats see through.

  • @seanborak9272
    @seanborak9272 8 лет назад +104

    Can you imagine if DSP was an assassin?
    *sniper shot* "HE MOVED?! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS GONNA DO THAT?"

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +40

      WOW DOOD THE POLICE ALREADY ARRIVED?! AW CAHMON this is garbage d00d

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 8 лет назад +3

      Bwahahahaha!

    • @_trashPANDA
      @_trashPANDA 8 лет назад +8

      Bullshit reloading mechanics

    • @gamerboy218
      @gamerboy218 8 лет назад +17

      The gun won't fire, its bugged! thanx kojima! oh now i'm under arrest. Nothing I could do HUAHUAHUA

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 8 лет назад +5

      drsonic hue That is hilarious! I can totally imagine Phil saying that!

  • @mphylo2296
    @mphylo2296 7 лет назад +85

    "Alright, playin it safe"
    >picks up double barrel shotgun

  • @CapybaraEnjoyer123
    @CapybaraEnjoyer123 8 лет назад +84

    If you ever want to make a game look bad, just tell DSP to play it.

  • @TatsTopVideos
    @TatsTopVideos 8 лет назад +127

    "Mouse Cursor is gone, I can't play the game anymore," - DSP
    No, that was just you throwing a child temper tantrum cause you can't beat the level. We heard seconds ago, you picking up the Mouse and smacking it repeatedly in rage, of course the mouse pointer isnt going to be there.

    • @Sabocalypse
      @Sabocalypse 8 лет назад +3

      +Tats TopVideos I love ur vids :)

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos 8 лет назад +4

      Sabocalypse
      thanks my friend =)

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +42

      He smashes his keyboard and mouse like a child and wonders why it doesn't work. He's really pathetic : /
      Idk how people defend this guy

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 8 лет назад +5

      Null I wonder how many keyboards and controllers he's killed in his lifetime.

    • @rH0und
      @rH0und 6 лет назад +1

      Tats TopVideos AND TATS IS HERE TO SHIT ON THIS GUY LMAOOOOO

  • @GUIGOISH
    @GUIGOISH 8 лет назад +87

    Totally not a human bean.

    • @Shadowtopia69
      @Shadowtopia69 8 лет назад +1

      AkMaSk I know right? There is no way DSP can be a human bean!

    • @canale39youification
      @canale39youification 7 лет назад +10

      and certainly not a real hero.

  • @TooBokoo
    @TooBokoo 8 лет назад +69

    I've never played this game, but just from watching, It's clear that enemies react in a split second. Phil even comments on this, so why in the fuck does he continue to just casually walk through doors with no sense of urgency in shooting people. He reacts so slow and then goes "Whaaaaaaaaaat?!" when they blow his head off.

    • @OzeeManDias
      @OzeeManDias 8 лет назад +24

      It's mostly because this gentleman has the reaction time of a lobotomy patient.
      The enemies tend to react in half a second (Possibly less, though that's my gut feeling from playing the game) and Phil's brain seems to take around a full second to even warm up, so those two things combined are a recipe for disaster. Doesn't help that his aim is also terrible and he apparently forgot he could even throw weapons. I played half the game forgetting I could lock on to enemies and still did better than him.

    • @TooBokoo
      @TooBokoo 8 лет назад +10

      ^^ Yeah, watching this play-through, more than any of his others, have me convinced he has some type of brain disorder.

    • @stewartsaurus5796
      @stewartsaurus5796 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah this guy can make any game look bad.

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune 7 лет назад +31

    Phil misses two shotgun blasts by a wide margin and dies: "Whaaaaat? That made NO sense."

  • @tronmerncutsman
    @tronmerncutsman 7 лет назад +43

    DSP says magic a lot but the only magic trick I'm seeing is DSP actually reaching the end of the game

  • @eminempreg
    @eminempreg 7 лет назад +28

    you'd think by now he'd learn that those magic walls are windows..

  • @Remington-wl7jp
    @Remington-wl7jp 7 лет назад +20

    Part of me feels bad that DSP will never really be able to enjoy any game.

  • @PantsuTacoking
    @PantsuTacoking 7 лет назад +34

    DSP's copy of the game is more magic than a harry potter book, how else would the enemies always know he's coming? (you know, besides seeing Jacket or hearing his guns)

  • @davidstone6810
    @davidstone6810 8 лет назад +24

    This game has some of the most precise, perfect gameplay I have experienced in a long time......and he complains about it

  • @soliduslion
    @soliduslion 7 лет назад +20

    "Welcome back to Hotline Miami, I have not played in 2 months" Oh this is gonna be good

  • @OzeeManDias
    @OzeeManDias 8 лет назад +42

    Man. I keep thinking I have the full grasp of DSP, but then he complains about how the controls suck in a game that has some of the tightest and most responsive controls I've used, blames the game for all of his failures, dies more times in the exact same fashion to the exact same enemy than I think I've ever seen, and manages to get killed in ways I didn't think were possible.
    This TIHYDP is fantastic.

    • @locoian00
      @locoian00 8 лет назад

      That reminds me a lot of myself for some reason, but not as bad.

  • @zach_the_guy5257
    @zach_the_guy5257 7 лет назад +31

    *Trying to open a locked door*
    What? It won't open.Its bugged.
    *Taking a dump*
    Uhhhhh...What am I supposed to do? No explanation on what to do.
    *Gets caught cheating*
    AWWWWW CAMAAAAAAAAANNNN! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW NOT TO DO THAT?!
    . .
    I__I__I

  • @swanscream5152
    @swanscream5152 8 лет назад +122

    Oh, how I have waited for this day. This is painfully funny, being a leaderboard-topping Hotline Miami player. I've done probably thousands of runs, and I can tell you bullets don't pass through goons, people don't return from the dead, and if they aren't dead, you didn't hit 'em. If you haven't played HM, please let me address his complaints.
    First, enemies and Jacket can both sometimes survive a single bullet. It doesn't pass through them, you can see the blood spurt. Shooting is hard and DSP is inaccurate.
    Enemies who "return from the dead" were either hit by a door before your attack, or a weapon flying from a killed comrade's hand struck and KO'd them. This is also why enemies will kill DSP and get KO'd; DSP's dropped weapon hit them.
    There are two clear indicators of this happening. One, any KO will make a distinctive "crump" noise. Fist, throw or door. Two, KO'd enemies look pristine and lay in a distinctive Y position. Dead enemies will have broken limbs, pieces missing and twisted, gore-soaked positions. I understood this intuitively very early on, because it's good game design. And I'm a slow learner, at that.
    Also, some of DSP"s complaints about failing to pick up weapons are because of recovery. After punching, executing, etc, there's a short action-dependent recovery period before you can pick up a weapon. This lends the game a beautiful puzzle-like complexity in high level play, as you align and balance different timings, punches and weapon executions, against your combo timer.

    • @swanscream5152
      @swanscream5152 8 лет назад +6

      +Swan Scream ...Also, DSP is really bad. But that goes without saying.

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +12

      +Swan Scream Ay man I love Hotline Miami too. I suck at Wrong Number but I was able to A rank all missions up until the police station on my second run of Hotline Miami 1. This was so mind boggling to watch, the fact that he couldn't figure out the difference between a knocked down enemy and a dead enemy hurt me editing this. He never used shooting windows to an advantage even though he bitched about it every 2 seconds. What's worst of all is he did the same thing every time knowing it didn't work, that's the main reason why I put Vaas speech about insanity in the intro. I also hated how he said the game was broken and buggy when I didn't notice any bugs editing this. Jonatan Söderström would probably cringe to DSP. I'm hoping he plays Wrong Number with the larger stages and enemies sniping you off screen
      Also nice job reaching top in this game dude. My question is what is the best mask to use to A rank Assualt? Or what's the best way? The drill is too hard to use with KO'd enemies.

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +2

      +Null also looking at your videos I'm sure you loved DSP's attempt at Crackdown at 1:09:06 : )

    • @swanscream5152
      @swanscream5152 8 лет назад

      +Null Ah, thank you! I've never really used the drill, but to my knowledge, the best high score masks are Brandon or Zack, as both help the most with combos. Zack allows a slower pace and stretching timings further, whereas Brandon is probably harder to master but allows some unconventional rush strategies, like what I favour. ^^ Good luck!

    • @swanscream5152
      @swanscream5152 8 лет назад

      +Null Oh, god, it was unreal. I can't believe he has the cheek to complain when he gets C or D ratings on his first playthrough, particularly when he doesn't even understand things like shooting offscreen enemies or corner-baiting.

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 8 лет назад +28

    *dosen't understand game mechanics*
    yeah im just gona blame them

  • @GmodCaboose56
    @GmodCaboose56 7 лет назад +4

    2:17:28
    LMAOOOOO HOLY SHIT! That was amazing! Not even exaggerating, that was fucking gold! I didn't know that could happen to you! Phil is something else!

  • @LTHSDramaPrivate
    @LTHSDramaPrivate 7 лет назад +9

    >walks directly into an enemy's line of sight
    >gets shot
    >wHaT tHe FuCk GuYz???!!?! tHeSe EnEmIeZ r PSYCHIC

  • @isocryd
    @isocryd 8 лет назад +39

    Does phil not know how to use a mouse?

    • @user-np2xl4qk4w
      @user-np2xl4qk4w 5 лет назад

      I wouldn't be surprised

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 года назад +4

      Watch 59:14, that says enough.

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад

      He's very obviously playing in windowed full screen mode, which you shouldn't do for this game

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial Год назад +1

      @@godfrey4461 but yea he has trouble getting OBS to work properly for this game in fullscreen, usually overlay apps like RTSS or etc... can cause issues on OBS when using Game Capture method instead of Windowed Capture.

  • @michaelulloa12
    @michaelulloa12 Год назад +2

    I loved this game, finished it in around 3 hours and currently replaying it to get the missing puzzle pieces. Then I thought "there must be a TIHYDP out there", and oh boy is it fun

  • @moRULEZ18981
    @moRULEZ18981 3 года назад +6

    I love the fact that he keeps accidentally opening calculator, implying that simple mathematics are so hard for him that he just keeps it on his desktop.

  • @xKarnage74
    @xKarnage74 8 лет назад +65

    9:34 He receives $1300 a month... for this.

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +4

      +Cole Phelps Ikr d00d. It's MAGIC!

    • @nobodyfromnowwhere7510
      @nobodyfromnowwhere7510 8 лет назад +6

      +Cole Phelps Pretty heartbreaking isn't it? i am disabled and have to survive on $700.00 a month.....i would gladly do what he does for half the pay and sure as shit would not complain.

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +4

      Jacob Lindsey Thats truly sad. DSP doesn't deserve nearly as much money as he gets now. Seriously this guy is pathetic, there will be a day where this all comes back believe me. The day this fails no matter what he says jobs wont accept him.

    • @nobodyfromnowwhere7510
      @nobodyfromnowwhere7510 8 лет назад

      Null Im sure his future employers would love to see his feeling towards Asians women mexicans....anyone except italians basically

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 8 лет назад

      +Jacob Lindsey Yeah, about his feelings towards Italians. Watch a TIHYDP of GTA LCS.

  • @hexie968
    @hexie968 8 лет назад +25

    " Playing this on PC sucks! "
    Yeah, you'd be reeaally better at playing this game on console... :kappa:

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +15

    MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC EVEN MORE MAGIC HORRIBLE PC CONTROLS
    what
    Did Stream Chat not tell him this was released on PC before anything else?

  • @iplaygunz1
    @iplaygunz1 8 лет назад +35

    Being someone who can beat the early levels in about 40 minutes of play, this is really painful to watch.

    • @leehaden1
      @leehaden1 7 лет назад +1

      Angularityッ It's painful, period.

  • @OleanderRainbow
    @OleanderRainbow 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hotline Miami is a violent puzzle game and I love it.
    DSP just sees the violence rather than the puzzle of strategically kill pixel dudes without going all guns a blazing.

  • @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
    @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 8 лет назад +11

    PC Gaming is not for me guys! I cant wait until i go back to it again when i need the views!

  • @madphantompixels6478
    @madphantompixels6478 2 года назад +4

    Omg him continually not noticing enemies that are down but not out made me sad. I did love watching him standing there with an empty gun while an enemy ran up to him and tonked him in the face with a base ball bat. Phils inspirational cahmentary (what he thinks he is renowned for) was on point. "magic, magic, magic again, more magic" etc etc, if only he had said "magic" a bit more might have been an award in it for him.

  • @Corrector1
    @Corrector1 8 лет назад +7

    Dude, that opening clip was a stroke of genius. Respect.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 2 года назад +3

    having eyes + having ears = psychic

  • @mikeabdul3637
    @mikeabdul3637 8 лет назад +7

    the fucking reaction times. oh my god does this piss me off.
    oh, and
    'SHOTGUN BULLETS'

  • @Smileosaur
    @Smileosaur 7 лет назад +3

    Apparently Phil can't even tell the difference of a gun and a knife

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +7

    The part with the door rigged to blow is some of the most unbelievable shit I've ever seen. Really emblematic of Phil's complete failure to understand how this game works. I can't imagine having so much trouble figuring that out.

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +3

      I was laughing so hard editing that. I didn't know wether to cut it for the most part or keep it all in. I was truly amazed/stunned at that part but couldn't stop laughing at his dumbassery.

    • @witzelsuchthaha9322
      @witzelsuchthaha9322 8 лет назад +1

      No, the problem isn't the door, it is Islamic Jihadists. THEY RIGGED THE BOMBS

    • @witzelsuchthaha9322
      @witzelsuchthaha9322 8 лет назад +1

      ALLAHU AKBAR MY DUDES

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 Год назад

      Yes, the frying pan must be the secret. Because that makes sens3

  • @flumblum23
    @flumblum23 7 лет назад +7

    does anyone actually know what he was doing with his hand when the mouse wasn't moving? actually nvm, think everyone that saw his stream knows.

  • @VaktheFox
    @VaktheFox 8 лет назад +7

    Watching DSP play ANY game is fucking painful.
    I mean...like...swallowing-twisted-sewing-needles-and-washing-them-down-with-salt-and-lemon-juice painful.

  • @nobodyfromnowwhere7510
    @nobodyfromnowwhere7510 8 лет назад +27

    1:34:00 Have not slammed a controller like that since i was in grade school

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +12

    Now, when I got to the end of the credits in the original, I was delighted to see the Biker levels, because I felt the story needed more resolution.
    But then, I'm not a 12-year old in the body of a fat 34-year old who smashes his keyboard over a fucking video game.

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +7

      We all felt some sort of relief getting to biker section and seeing what else the game had to offer. But not our friend DSP :/ you can clearly see he's doing it for money at some point.

  • @jeffreyschrock2695
    @jeffreyschrock2695 7 лет назад +2

    take a shot every time he says magic

  • @casac6652
    @casac6652 4 года назад +3

    im surprised he even figured out how to answer the phone

  • @elierot1496
    @elierot1496 7 лет назад +4

    It has to be something with the frying pan.

  • @Burusagi
    @Burusagi 5 лет назад +7

    1:58:16 - DSP Tries It: Understanding the concept of a window.

  • @guywhoneveruploads4686
    @guywhoneveruploads4686 8 лет назад +4

    Good video man! As a HM fan myself, this was pretty torturous to watch DSP fuck up at one of the best games out there.....

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +2

      Thanks, it was long and I appreciate the support for the video and the game. I love Hotline Miami

  • @SeekGrace
    @SeekGrace 8 лет назад +29

    2:17:28 OMG best part xD

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад +10

      Dude I was laughing so hard editing that I was almost on the floor. I've played this game so many times and never saw that

  • @TheNexDude
    @TheNexDude 6 лет назад +3

    you can tell by the way it broke it was glass you can HEAR it break when the dude shot through and the enemy can see it considering it is you know......glass

  • @solkonf
    @solkonf 8 лет назад +28

    2:05:23
    At least he admitted it.

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 4 года назад +4

    Take a moment for this to sink in:
    Phil,
    a fully grown adult,
    mid 30s specifically,
    who has been playing games for years,
    doesn't know WHAT THE FUCK WINDOWS ARE!
    He thinks people shooting him through the glass walls is some kind of magic intended by the developers for the game to cheat the player.
    Instead of FUCKING WINDOWS! And this isn't a one time thing, he thinks throughout the whole damn playthrough! I have seen my fair share of adults who don't know basic things, but none top not knowing what WINDOWS are!

  • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
    @FRISKY_MANDINGO 5 лет назад +5

    40:54 How delusional can one man be? He throws his gun, yet blames it on the game. Holy shit.

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 4 года назад +5

    Hotline Miami looks hard, is hard. But Phil has a talent to make hard games look seem much harder than they actually are.

    • @redzgaming6880
      @redzgaming6880 Год назад +1

      FR, even in my first playthrough, which was completely blind BTW, I didn't play as bad as Phil did.

  • @NirvanaMK
    @NirvanaMK 8 лет назад +11

    love the music in this game

    • @ItsRokaze
      @ItsRokaze 5 лет назад

      Sucks that phil had to turn it down so that we could listen to his annoying ass voice

  • @nesslucas1891
    @nesslucas1891 8 лет назад +4

    I love how he was crying about it not being over through all Biker's levels. God, this game made him it's bitch.

  • @krilc
    @krilc 8 лет назад +15

    Great video especially if it's your first. Phils HM playthrough was too painful to watch normally

    • @NoHolllw
      @NoHolllw 8 лет назад +1

      warriors come out and playay

    • @Null-jq2ki
      @Null-jq2ki  8 лет назад

      +krilc Oh I agree, I'm thinking about seeing how he did on his State of Decay play through and making a TIHYDP of that.

  • @davidsmith3949
    @davidsmith3949 7 лет назад +3

    One of the funniest TIHYDP intros I've seen.

  • @superlombax1561
    @superlombax1561 2 года назад +1

    6:37 Probably the first time I've seen a Dark type struggle with dealing with a Psychic type.

  • @TheAmazingL1nk3rz
    @TheAmazingL1nk3rz 7 лет назад +4

    how does dsp use his eyes?

  • @punishedvenomfish7741
    @punishedvenomfish7741 7 лет назад +4

    1-800-GETGOOD

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 Месяц назад

    "The melee weapons makes just as much noise"
    I fucking love when he makes a completely incorrect observations like that. Literally got shot by the one guy within eye shot while everyone else in the building was unalerted.

  • @jewelxxett
    @jewelxxett Год назад +1

    7 years later and this still hurts to watch.

  • @jacksoncarver469
    @jacksoncarver469 6 лет назад +6

    Rank: F-
    Playstyle: Shit

  • @bromachrome
    @bromachrome 3 года назад +1

    All these years later and I'm still surprised he beat the Van

  • @conormullins4900
    @conormullins4900 Месяц назад

    As someone who recently beat Hotline Miami 1 and 2, this was an experience to watch

  • @TraumaElmo
    @TraumaElmo 8 лет назад +2

    19:01 "OH SHIT A DOGE" XD

  • @nah6892
    @nah6892 5 лет назад +4

    He is so. Fucking. Slow. Jesus it's like turning and slashing, or just genuinely fast pace shit is just too much for him, I haven't noticed it that badly till watching his hlm playthrough, and goddamn it's sad

  • @videohorrorsystem5812
    @videohorrorsystem5812 5 лет назад +4

    I would love to know what Phil classifies as the perfect game.
    Seeing as how he blames every other game for being unfair and changing the rules despite him never paying the fuck attention

    • @MysteriousStrangerVA
      @MysteriousStrangerVA 5 лет назад +1

      Blade Ballet Productions Let me give you a hint.
      He loved Ride to Hell: Retribution.

    • @videohorrorsystem5812
      @videohorrorsystem5812 5 лет назад

      @@MysteriousStrangerVA you've got to be joking

    • @MysteriousStrangerVA
      @MysteriousStrangerVA 5 лет назад +2

      Blade Ballet Productions I am not joking.
      But I wish I was.

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 4 года назад +2

      @@MysteriousStrangerVA And Duke Nukem Forever.

  • @bestmask
    @bestmask Год назад +2

    Dear lord he would be livid with Hotline Miami 2

  • @superlombax1561
    @superlombax1561 8 лет назад +1

    The beginning clip was so fitting for this TIHYDP. XD

  • @mphylo2296
    @mphylo2296 7 лет назад +1

    "That was the REAL ending!"
    Oh Phil, you poor fool.

  • @MadkingLeviticus
    @MadkingLeviticus 8 лет назад +3

    "yes, magic. magic!"

  • @noptic
    @noptic 6 лет назад +1

    He doesn't actually think the patreons want to see him play hotline miami for the playthrough right? He surely isn't that naive.

  • @nobodyfromnowwhere7510
    @nobodyfromnowwhere7510 8 лет назад +2

    Bitching a game is not over something people playing it for fun would be very happy with only someone playing a game for money is praying a game will end.

  • @tbonegrady
    @tbonegrady 4 месяца назад

    this guy would have a heart attack if he played Ruiner

  • @techer7074
    @techer7074 7 лет назад

    i love how this game doesn't want you to go slow. it wants you to go fast and i love that concept

  • @jacobhawkinsmusic
    @jacobhawkinsmusic 7 лет назад +11

    I dont get it. His jacket is clearly gold and white. Why do cosplayers always insist on having a dark brown and white jacket

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 7 лет назад +10

      the official art uses brown and white instead, i think it's yellow in the game to better stand out from the floors

  • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
    @FRISKY_MANDINGO 5 лет назад +2

    This is amazing. I just randomly saw a little clip of him playing this in someone else's video and I just had to come and watch this shit show. I was gonna watch a movie tonight, but this is probably better.

  • @PIWOPIWOPIWOPIWO
    @PIWOPIWOPIWOPIWO 2 года назад

    I have never felt such a cross between pain and amusement in my life, why Phil did you do this to me

  • @TheMan6435
    @TheMan6435 8 лет назад +2

    PRESS F TO MAGIC

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 8 лет назад +1

    that last one when he killed dsp while trying to aim for his own head killed me xD

  • @chromosomedcollector
    @chromosomedcollector 5 лет назад +1

    this is the only game dsp is better at than me

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 4 года назад +2

    That edit at 22:41 got me good.

    • @gesundheitfreddy7106
      @gesundheitfreddy7106 4 года назад +1

      Sample Text That was super funny.

    • @dragishawk
      @dragishawk 2 года назад +1

      And then he spends like ten fucking minutes or more trying to figure out how to get past it. I was screaming, "Dude, USE THE BOOMSTICK!"

  • @vinegar4556
    @vinegar4556 2 года назад +1

    I'm not sure if the fact that I can consistently beat the game from start to finish in a shorter period of time than this edited playthrough says more about myself or Phil.
    Probably Phil.

  • @Chudpope
    @Chudpope 7 лет назад +2

    He keeps complaining about being shot through glass walls and accused the game of breaking the rules...did he seriously not try shooting through those himself?

  • @percy.5778
    @percy.5778 6 лет назад

    he is not even paying attention half of the time

  • @MyNameIsAge84
    @MyNameIsAge84 3 года назад

    I was less than 5 minutes in to my playthrough and realised melee weapons are more efficient

  • @fro_e
    @fro_e 4 года назад

    This guy sounds and acts like a psychic pebbles character

  • @arystoteleszmizontropiikoa9822
    @arystoteleszmizontropiikoa9822 3 года назад +2

    This gives me same vibes when I was playing this for the first time and everything seem so fucking unfair and difficult

  • @Neon_Henchman
    @Neon_Henchman 3 года назад +2

    It's amazing to me that I took less time to do the whole game with the Nigel Mask in a Challenge Let's Play + 2 bonus levels than all of Phil's edited failures, feels good man.

  • @Icerope-km9lu
    @Icerope-km9lu 3 года назад

    "He wouldn't stop swinging the wrong way! Why doesn't the game have auto aim towards the enemy?" God forbid you have to move your own mouse lol

  • @SaltyRamen.
    @SaltyRamen. 4 года назад

    1:46:36 this is a good one. “This is not as hard” gets driven over. Dies in quick successions. Every two times he dies he forgets about the van and gets driven over again. “Pro gamer”

    • @stomper2139
      @stomper2139 2 года назад +1

      Legit had a laugh attack watching him do this.

  • @doge4402
    @doge4402 5 лет назад +1

    This game is easy, Instinct is usually the best way to play the game, got A+ easily, the trick is to force yourself to get combo

  • @hammers7657
    @hammers7657 7 лет назад

    He could just blind fire if you can't see where they are

  • @witzelsuchthaha9322
    @witzelsuchthaha9322 8 лет назад +15

    Git gud

  • @MegaSpitza
    @MegaSpitza 8 лет назад +1

    amazing tihydp doood

  • @Kami-zv8iv
    @Kami-zv8iv 7 лет назад +1

    i pass the first part in 10 seconds and you......

  • @ZioMcCall
    @ZioMcCall 6 лет назад +2

    His playthrough was full of MAGIC!