Postal 3 Is Fixed! But at What Cost...

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  • @jackblack3718
    @jackblack3718 Год назад +669

    It's less like they "fixed" Postal 3 and more like they "stabilized" it. Like imagine your house caught on fire, and the fire was finally put out, but the building is still crispy and covered in soot. Sure, you can still live in it, but... it still sucks. Still, big props to Zoom for actually caring and polishing this turd.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +91

      Lmao analogy had me rolling

    • @eclipsespilce
      @eclipsespilce Год назад +13

      I like the way you express. I could have said "convey", butt some people may think of glands.

    • @eugeniaamariei8626
      @eugeniaamariei8626 Год назад +3

      @@eclipsespilce I don't understand.

    • @guh196
      @guh196 Год назад +8

      i read this in civvie11's voice

    • @nerdatron817
      @nerdatron817 8 месяцев назад +1

      "Come on, we still have work to do."

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules Год назад +269

    The Dude's voice is basically the only part of Postal 3 that RWS didn't disown. They brought Corey back both in Paradise Lost and as one of the voice options in Postal 4.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 Год назад +38

      Also have him voice the doctor at the end of Postal Redux.

    • @OctoMaxBR
      @OctoMaxBR Год назад +30

      and in brain damage

    • @terriblyterrified8742
      @terriblyterrified8742 Год назад +27

      his voice is genuinely phenomenal

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner Год назад +29

      Honestly would have preferred him be the default in Postal 4. St. John nails the mannerisms but I can't unhear him as the Dude's dad.
      Corey *is* Postal Dude as much as Rick is TBH.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 Год назад +11

      @@USSMariner which is why giving you an option is the best case scenario.

  • @PosthumanHeresy
    @PosthumanHeresy Год назад +103

    From what I understand, Rampage is based on an early draft of the Postal movie, when it was going to be a Postal 1 movie instead of a Postal 2 movie.

    • @colealexander7690
      @colealexander7690 11 месяцев назад +19

      It would be interesting to see a more serious Rampage 1 like Postal movie.. about a guy going in a downward spiral

    • @Beta_Mixes
      @Beta_Mixes 5 месяцев назад +8

      In my headcanon Rampage is the actual Postal 1 Movie, and the Postal Movie is the Postal 2 Movie.

  • @nathansteele9764
    @nathansteele9764 Год назад +164

    What's even funnier is that this game is even more shitty in Russia because it was completely voiced by one dude.

    • @festivalis
      @festivalis Год назад +42

      Not only that, it was voiced specifically by "Kurazh Bambei", the guy that is mostly known in russia as a pretty trashy voice actor who's voice is... Kinda bad in itself + is not even funny most of the time.
      And yes. That specifically ONE bad voice acting was the whole Postal 3 in Russia.

    • @a_man_of_many_screams
      @a_man_of_many_screams 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@festivalisdamn, my heart goes out to russian postal fans
      and postal fans in EU countries in general, because isn't owning postal 2 in germany a felony?

  • @AllardRT
    @AllardRT Год назад +254

    I wouldn't call Akella the biggest Russian game company at the time. It was in the big four, but the biggest? Nah. That'd probably be 1C, which both published higher profile foreign games AND had less infamous original titles produced, like the 2008 King's Bounty reboot series and Space Rangers. Akella would probably be #2 or 3.

    • @ilyakusenco8151
      @ilyakusenco8151 Год назад +31

      Also it's worth mentioning that Akella is a pirate group evolved into an official company. 1C made freaking bookkeeping software before making games (and it's amazing, 1C Accounting is literally the best accounting software ever made, make other soft look absolutely unusable), and 1C always had their professonal side very clear, both in games and localization.

    • @ГригорийБуров-м1ъ
      @ГригорийБуров-м1ъ Год назад +9

      And unlike of akella, 1c didnt endorse and implement StarForce on localized games. Nuff said

  • @SpyYoshi
    @SpyYoshi Год назад +257

    The collectors edition of postal 3 came with a dvd called “the making of postal 3” which is 1 hour documentary explaining the development it’s on RUclips with English subtitles if your interested
    Also RWS were pretty ambitious with what they wanted and the design doc (which is 200 pages btw)
    And you do gotta remember RWS were the people who wanted the karma system, multiple paths and also wanted the weird filter on the screen during cutscenes and also wrote the crappy story and humor
    They should still also be held accountable for this

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +75

      I did not know this existed I'm 100% ganna seek that out.
      And yeah the art book does mention that RWS did ask for some wild ambitious stuff but it wasn't specific or clear on what that stuff was. Could he Google translate issues though

    • @steverboot
      @steverboot Год назад +33

      It seemed intuitive in the design docs...

    • @emirfdem
      @emirfdem Год назад +55

      I mean, considering 4 is not exactly good either, obviously RWS needs to be held accountable. Tbh, the best Postal game that has been released since 2 is Brain Damage and RWS didn't even do it.

    • @XAngelsNeverCryX
      @XAngelsNeverCryX Год назад +13

      ​@@emirfdem Ohh don't let the intern running their twitter hear you say that lul

    • @lukabrasi001
      @lukabrasi001 Год назад +12

      @@emirfdem i mean Postal 4 is just Postal 2 with different number and a more evolved engine. however on the point of the main comment it kinda feels like RWS wanted to play it safe, like develop a sequel without the accountability if it goes wrong but if that's true, RWS did Akela dirty just to save their own asses

  • @neptune-io
    @neptune-io 3 месяца назад +5

    Respite playing at 22:50 makes it so much more meaningful and sad...
    i love undertales soundtrack i think this is a very useful use of his music.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  3 месяца назад +2

      I'm not a big Undertale fan but man is that soundtrack so dang good

  • @rachelwindsor850
    @rachelwindsor850 8 месяцев назад +9

    At least with the benefit of hindsight we can now conclude that Postal 4 showed us that it wasn't just Akela that was the problem when it came to quality.

  • @FloridaXtro
    @FloridaXtro Год назад +15

    Funny tale about the movie is that it’s actually what got me into the game series. I was at a yard sale and they had the unrated version and it had Postal 2 with it along with extra content like where Boll fought some critics in a ring.
    I was really surprised to see J.K Simmons, Verne Troyer and Chris Spencer among others in that movie.

  • @jack1394
    @jack1394 Год назад +109

    Basically, ZOOM Platform fixed this game without receiving any sort of credit. It's a shame that this game always gets a bad rap because of the original developers' negligence on delivering the stuff when it was ready without having to rush it. Now that ZOOM has the game fixed, everyone wants a piece of the pie and yet none of them have the title as complete as ZOOM does, Steam included. I hope those who get the complete copy warm up to this game. Honestly, it was never all that bad.

    • @Auditormadness9
      @Auditormadness9 Год назад +1

      Ik. It's the most mid game ever

    • @DillTurnips
      @DillTurnips 11 месяцев назад +1

      I actually kinda like this game

  • @MorbiusTheMenace
    @MorbiusTheMenace Год назад +16

    It was "Hornio Brothers", the Ron Jemery mario movie

  • @incaseofimportantnegotiations
    @incaseofimportantnegotiations Год назад +3

    5:23
    gears of war trailer with sappy music was parodied by everyone including battlefield bad company 2

  • @mobius5206
    @mobius5206 Год назад +23

    man that sepia and film grain effect look like someone just put on some reshade shaders and called it a day

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +3

      It's so lazy and embarrassingly cheap

  • @eclipsespilce
    @eclipsespilce Год назад +28

    I played Postal 3 when it was still broken, and I just gave up and cheated. I understand your opinion of the Postal movie and (pronounced "OOHvah") Boll's movies in general, but I'm one of those that just love it. Glad to see you back in action and covering good stuff!

  • @time4tea99
    @time4tea99 Год назад +7

    Really nice video, Dude. And an amazing job that Zoom Platform have done on fixing it. I really need to play this game!

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      Thanks man I really appreciate it!
      If you do play it just remember to use that art book as a companion piece cause it does explain what the original thoughts were. It helps....rationalize certain sections? I guess is the best way to put it

  • @mr.teobruh977
    @mr.teobruh977 Год назад +3

    Bro i was waiting for the scream all the video, you cant bait me like that man

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +6

      Lmao I went a little mad editing this. Normal me would never do that. Postal 3 drove me to insanity. So I blame Akella

  • @vapor404
    @vapor404 Год назад +17

    rampage was actually written during the production of the postal movie but the script wasnt used as boll wanted to make a comedy despite the fact everybody clearly didnt want that shit

  • @crescentfreshsongs
    @crescentfreshsongs Год назад +4

    There are things to like in Postal 3, and sometimes it's even a bit fun. But my god, it makes you work for those moments.

  • @NSmi6
    @NSmi6 Год назад +21

    The ZOOM Platform version looked better than the Steam one to me. Their release is the most complete you'll find!

    • @PequodM4A1
      @PequodM4A1 14 дней назад

      Unfortunately the official ZOOM site doesn't support payment using my country's currency so I'm either gonna completely skip this game or... (dramatic thunder strike sfx) get the Steam version.

  • @arsenii_yavorskyi
    @arsenii_yavorskyi Год назад +4

    your Postal movie that's like Falling Down is called God Bless America.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      Actually have never heard of that one. I'll have to check it out

  • @sjakkalul
    @sjakkalul Год назад +4

    Ok, falling down review when? Love that movie

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      Man me too. It's such a fantastic movie.

  • @willissudweeks1050
    @willissudweeks1050 Год назад +1

    1:05 that rhino actually looks awesome I wanna play that part

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      It's cool when it works but it's mad janky

  • @Gamefreak2998
    @Gamefreak2998 Год назад +13

    fan is remaking postal 3 in postal 2.

  • @tenpirpa4503
    @tenpirpa4503 Год назад +29

    Oh man, Akella dumped a lot of money into Postal 3 cause I remember tons of promo material in russian game magazines at the time of the development/release.
    The first project of these developers was actually a cancelled ps2 project called Axel Rage. It was kinda a big deal at the time for a russian company to make a console game. Thanks to your video, I think this is the first time in like 20 years I thought about this game. How time flies...

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      Thanks for watching I'm glad I could uproot some memories!

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice Год назад

      r*ssia is a terrorist state

  • @DC-iz3uh
    @DC-iz3uh Год назад +5

    Realize were talking Postal 3 but Zoom is miles better than Steam.

  • @andrewnied7161
    @andrewnied7161 Год назад +3

    I, too, regret everything...

  • @LetsPlayKeldeo
    @LetsPlayKeldeo 8 месяцев назад

    I was so scared of the random scream that I couldnt concentrade on the rest of the video

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  8 месяцев назад +2

      Now you know what's it like to play Postal 3 lol

    • @LetsPlayKeldeo
      @LetsPlayKeldeo 8 месяцев назад

      @@CDROMFossil good point. Its kinda funny how I imagined 3 being the worst and seeing it half way fixed shows all the Potential it could have had. Kinda sad

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  8 месяцев назад +2

      Very sad man

  • @user-pv1nl4qp1g
    @user-pv1nl4qp1g Год назад +9

    Honestly, Corkscrew Rules is always good content to talk about. It's spectacularly terrible, and makes you appreciate the original Postal 2 about as much as Postal 3 does.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +5

      I just...dont know if I can bring myself to play through it again lol

  • @Zontar82
    @Zontar82 Год назад +81

    Postal 4 made the game non- Canon basically 😅

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +32

      It was all just a terrible terrible dream

    • @checkmate5336
      @checkmate5336 Год назад +25

      Postal 2 Paradise Lost*

    • @hodoupmer
      @hodoupmer Год назад +26

      postal 4 is just as bad as 3 lol i dont get it

    • @madmonty4761
      @madmonty4761 Год назад +5

      ​@@hodoupmerok buddy

    • @thedbdchick
      @thedbdchick Год назад +3

      ​@@hodoupmerI'm sorry.....
      WHAT?

  • @MKULTRAVOLUNTEER1984
    @MKULTRAVOLUNTEER1984 4 месяца назад

    Wonderful broadcast thank you for sharing

  • @aztozmine
    @aztozmine Год назад +1

    I cant even manage to play it for more then 1 hour after I bought it now its just in my library to collect all the games

  • @AmyStrikesBack
    @AmyStrikesBack Год назад +2

    "im sure postal 3 have fans" ah yes, the 3 of them

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +4

      Unfortunately there are a lot more as made clear in this comment section

    • @43razor3456
      @43razor3456 Месяц назад

      @@CDROMFossil Мы в России считаем эту игру куском говна из жопы, но мы всё ещё её фанаты лол. Ностальгическая игра с крутой музыкой настолько плохая, что хорошая. И да действительно, в России всё делается через жопу, кровь и страдания, всегда. Но делается и иногда работает.

  • @milk_yt
    @milk_yt Год назад +24

    Postal 4 is the new Postal 3.

  • @morganhay3968
    @morganhay3968 Год назад +8

    Was kind of confused for a moment, turns out I was confusing this with the second game - I seem to have imagined another 2d Postal game after the first one. (So this would have been Postal 4.)

    • @Wallace-Amadeus
      @Wallace-Amadeus Год назад +6

      There's a remaster of the first one, and there's a newer-ish FPS not by RWS called Brain Damaged

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 2 месяца назад +1

      Technically there was a 2D one called POSTAL Babes.

  • @PaisiosOfGOAOA
    @PaisiosOfGOAOA Год назад +7

    I only play the real postal 3 Paradise Lost the postal 2 DLC which is my favorite postal game of all time. I fucking love that game I do love the fact that Running With Scissors finally made postal 3 available to purchase on steam. Running With Scissors is my favorite video game company outside of a couple others but they're mainly the my favorite. Because of how they treat their old games and how they treat their fans

  • @Whisperlil
    @Whisperlil 10 месяцев назад

    I was one of the suckers who bought postal 3 at launch, I heard about it, I had fond memories of fun in postal 2, and was excited. I was sad when it was delayed, but waited patiently, then it came out. I had some fun, then suddenly I got crash after crash... and at one point couldnt play anymore, and I got warnings about the game containing virus. So I deleted and abandon it. Was sad I never got to finish it. And now, thanks to your video, I got a way to play it again, thanks to Zoom fixing it to be playable at least. I know the game is suppose to be bad.. and it is... but its still somewhat enjoyable, due to either nostalgia, or maybe that some missions are fun with how they just let you blast away and go postal. Anyway, thanks for making me aware of that I didnt have to give up on playing this game again, and maybe I can get to finish it this time. \../

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  10 месяцев назад

      Glad you get a chance to return to some unfinished business! Happy hunting!

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff Год назад +4

    Postal 3 is just a hard experience to go through. Everything feels rush and unfinished, and while gunplay can be fun, it's only capable with cerain weapons as the targeting system is awful. You have to work around the target reticule in order to get a handle on how to shoot with certain weapons.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      This version did feel better with the aiming I remember back in the day the reticle was pretty much a lie. Could be placebo but I had much better accuracy this time around

    • @BitestheStuff
      @BitestheStuff Год назад

      Good that they fixed it. Only took them several years.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      To be fair RWS didn't fix it. Zoom did after getting the ability to recently

  • @GorilkaCo
    @GorilkaCo Год назад +4

    Between playing some of 2023 broken games and Postal III I better inhale some Phenty and go on with second option.

  • @LegoMan6952
    @LegoMan6952 Год назад +33

    postal 3 isn't bad as people say it was, of course the terrible drm sucked but having Steve Wik write it and it not trying to copy what made postal 2 successful (like what postal 4 did). I blame people like civvie who will dog on postal 3 and then promote postal 4 ignoring all the red flags it had durring early access.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +10

      I dunno Postal 3 is pretty bad.
      Like I've played an uncountable number of games so I won't call Postal 3 one of worst games ever made. There's some real stank out there. But still, Postal 3 is an outright boring game.
      I cant speak to Postal 4 cause I haven't played it. The little bit I've seen it just looks kinda shallow and full of either outdated jokes or toilet humor.
      I think Civvie was only nice to it cause he's in it truth be told. Cause he is amazingly brutal to everything else.

    • @expressset430
      @expressset430 Год назад +9

      Civvie was still pretty honest about the game from my memory, especially when the game was early alpha essentially and you could only play the first day, and John St John was the only voice of Postal dude... he was VERY critical about that, and how the town was lacking and empty, even talked shit about his own cameo appearance(which i do remember well, because I was shocked he did so) so i wouldnt say he ignored the red flags, but he was hopeful
      And for what it's worth, postal 4 is still better than postal 3. Which, is low bar so that doesn't mean it's doing much, but when comparing it to postal 3, it's gonna sound like you're praising it, even if the game is still bad.
      Postal: BD on the other hand, was fully praised, and for good reason.

    • @cheezkid2689
      @cheezkid2689 Год назад +3

      oh no it absolutely is as bad as people say it is. it is one of the worst games i have ever played in my life. postal 4 is definitely mid as fuck but to imply it is anywhere NEAR as bad as 3 is just false

    • @LegoMan6952
      @LegoMan6952 Год назад +3

      @@cheezkid2689 have you ever played postal 3? most of the time the people who say this has never even touched the game and has only watched civvie's video on it

    • @cheezkid2689
      @cheezkid2689 Год назад

      @@LegoMan6952 yes, i have. it was fucking miserable.

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 Год назад +3

    CDROM is look it from a wrong angel. It is Gopnikafied vision of how the Postal should sound, feel and play like. By playing P3 you are experiencing the indepth zeigaist of how Russians saw Postal 1 and 2.
    Also OST is 10/10.

  • @FUNKCAT1
    @FUNKCAT1 Год назад +1

    Good. Now if we can redesign the entire game.

  • @Mad_Dog_of_the_Regime
    @Mad_Dog_of_the_Regime Год назад

    23:12 Kind of bald of that guy to push the blame of him finishing his job scuffed on entire country.

  • @UndyingZombie
    @UndyingZombie Год назад +10

    Postal 3 was definitely a worked on game of all time.

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs 9 месяцев назад +3

    For a 2011 game. It actually look better then 4...... How

  • @Dr_Hingis
    @Dr_Hingis Месяц назад

    the biggest reason as to why postal 3 turned out the way that it did is because of the 2008 recession, most of the original team producing the game were all fired and replaced with a cheaper, less experienced team who rewrote most of the story, scrapped most of the assets and levels that the original team made and replaced it with their own and built on top of the existing unfinished code in order to make the game somewhat more functional then it was before. The original team wanted to make the game much closer to Postal 2 with hints of the darker grittier atmosphere of postal 1. They even had plans on it being more open world and less linear mission based. unfortunately we will probably never see the game that they originally had planned.

  • @WaffleMotion
    @WaffleMotion 7 месяцев назад +2

    i blame glenn beck

  • @liby5958
    @liby5958 Год назад

    Yoo CD-ROM Fossil! Your vid is boomin!

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      Yeah...very very surprised it exploded like it has lol

  • @munguschungus4030
    @munguschungus4030 9 месяцев назад +7

    Played Postal 3 when it came out. Just played Postal 4 after seeing the 1.3 update (I'm on friday). Although RWS may hate 3, it has more of a better story, interaction, and ultimately better NPC response system then 4 does. The only thing that Postal 4 has somewhat right is the combat and even that has issues. Call Vince and Mike so that they can burn me at the stake, but Akella ironically did a better job. Postal 3 is a few bug fixes from being a good successor game in my opinion.

    • @anilxtr
      @anilxtr 9 месяцев назад

      +1

    • @resserection1
      @resserection1 8 месяцев назад +4

      3 had a lot of potential to be something truly great, even if the final product is terrible. I don't see that potential in 4 at all, and it pisses me off how obviously unfinished 4 STILL is.

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 4 месяца назад

      Uh huh, said who, KGB agents? Your "fanbase" is as small as the "modern audience" boyo. Postal III is trash, made by a trash company and even trashier in its' local environment.

  • @qaywsx583
    @qaywsx583 Год назад +6

    I remember when this game came out. I got my first somewhat powerful PC back then with a i7 2600 and a GTX 560Ti, fall 2011.
    I remember looking at screenshots and being somewhat impressed and having played Postal 2 I was even more inclined to get it.
    Luckily for me I guess, there was some issues with the release of the game here in Germany, so I guess I dodged a bullet and saved some cash lol
    EDIT: 9:48 lmfao this is some classic postal gold though gotta admit. If only they kept the absurd punchlines and made the game actually sound from a gameplay perspective

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      I wasn't really sure how to react to it really but it's the most creative joke in the whole game lmao

  • @expressset430
    @expressset430 Год назад

    23:35 you know... thats just... weirdly ironic

  • @KevintheRhea
    @KevintheRhea Год назад +3

    Not gonna lie, this update is actually going to make me buy the zoom Postal III. Good "fix" or not, I'm actually really excited to fell inclined to finally play this game myself

  • @groundmetal1182
    @groundmetal1182 Год назад +1

    I saw postal 3 on steam a couple days ago and I insta buyed it

  • @commenter_HIMIK-MAN
    @commenter_HIMIK-MAN 7 месяцев назад

    Akella CEO explained in the "making of" documentary that because of the recession and the fact that they were also working on Swashbucklers at the time they had given Postal 3 into the hands of their D-list team (A-C were working on Swashbucklers). Take that with a grain of salt tho, he looked like a russian mobster who is also a rock musician. While I agree that Postal 3 would've probably sucked anyway, the early development footage looked somewhat promissing. So maybe it would've been atleast somewhat fun.

  • @BartekPll
    @BartekPll Год назад +1

    11:38 *_PRAWO TO JA HAHAHAHA_*

  • @F0UR3V3R
    @F0UR3V3R Год назад

    my sense of humour is so bad that I died laughing at the "This is not france" joke. The whole game is questionable for its humour, but that joke, that I didn even know was in this game until now had me rolling.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      The only joke in the whole game I legit laugh at

  • @themightybagle99
    @themightybagle99 10 месяцев назад

    Well despite Postal 3 actually being somewhat playable now.
    There's fan project still currently going under development called "Catharsis reborn"
    And it's pretty ambitious to say the least, and it looks to be the Postal 3 we never got.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  10 месяцев назад

      Yeah I've been sent the project page quite a bit since this video dropped. The big question is....are they ever ganna finish it lol

    • @themightybagle99
      @themightybagle99 10 месяцев назад

      @@CDROMFossil Demos we're released and a bunch of previews we're shown.
      But nothing fully released yet, eventually it'll come but just not yet.

    • @themightybagle99
      @themightybagle99 9 месяцев назад

      Also if you haven’t already, you should check out the dev logs for the project, there’s so much stuff being added and they are adding a huge amount of weapons and expanding it even further, Including a lot more attention to detail with it’s NPCs and environment.
      That’s probably why it’s taking so long lol.

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 4 месяца назад

      @@themightybagle99 But will it make RWS finally accepting the bastard child it left in the junk yard? We'll see, but until then it still deserves to be disowned.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  4 месяца назад

      Who cares if RWS accepts P3 or not. If the fans wanna make a remaster or sorts I say go for it. There's so many ideas that either got left out or mistranslated I'd love to see a true P3

  • @jackraiser4391
    @jackraiser4391 Год назад +1

    Need a pdf of that Postal 3 book

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      It's part of the Zoom package. It's a PDF download

  • @samghost13
    @samghost13 Год назад

    p.s. Can't wait for Postal 4 Co-Op update! Duuude!!!
    Thank you Sir for doing that dirty job!

  • @mylifeisfunny8911
    @mylifeisfunny8911 8 месяцев назад

    This is the closest thing we can get to a Postal 3 remake so i am complaining

  • @LauraMouras
    @LauraMouras Год назад

    aight that's good you got a sub

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully Год назад +3

    Even if Postal 3 is fixed, we still don't talk about it

  • @HypervoxelRBX
    @HypervoxelRBX 9 месяцев назад +2

    Postal 3 is the best

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 Год назад

    My favorite part is your character can be a legitimate deranged mofo in 100% of the previous games and the games after and the dude is supposed to be trailer trash so the "health" pipes is kinda expected for a health kit

  • @blokhikayeleri
    @blokhikayeleri 6 месяцев назад +1

    Already i have the game on steam. Just i need like fixer or something. You have it?

    • @Neo-909
      @Neo-909 6 месяцев назад

      The current version has all the zoom fixes and also the mod support and the fart gun

    • @Neo-909
      @Neo-909 6 месяцев назад

      So no need to buy it on zoom

  • @gorgeollion4310
    @gorgeollion4310 Год назад

    The only fix this game can receive is a full scale remake by RWS

  • @VlaDuZa
    @VlaDuZa 8 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly, something about this game looks and feels more "right" than the Postal 4 that's being developed now. This actually feels like it was made by a professional studio. It's glitchy and was planned badly when you compare it to large scale games, but when you compare it to Postal 4, it's actually very embarrassing that RWS have alienated this game and made so much fun of it and then went on to develop an even lesser game, with superior technology.

  • @Nov-5062
    @Nov-5062 10 месяцев назад +1

    I know someone who actually own the collector's edition of Postal 3. Huh! What a loser....
    It was me.

  • @kayeplaguedoc9054
    @kayeplaguedoc9054 Год назад

    "Post modernist and, some might even say, deconstructivist"...
    Paging the department of redundancy department

  • @ThatguycalledJoe
    @ThatguycalledJoe Месяц назад

    AAAAARGH!

  • @Mundwasser
    @Mundwasser Год назад

    Then how did one aquire a steam key for the game via the rws store not a month ago?

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      That was a month ago. Now the RWS Postal 3 link takes you to Rick Astley never ganna give you up. Unless the buy link is massively hidden

    • @Mundwasser
      @Mundwasser Год назад

      tbh I thought it was a scam at first, I mean... $6.00 USD gets you a key for a recently delisted game? No chance, but nah. It works, and I'm still able to buy another one.@@CDROMFossil also I see what you mean about the rickroll... but if you simply look up "postal 3 steam key" for me the actual link to buy the key was the second thing that popped up

  • @arkgaharandan5881
    @arkgaharandan5881 Год назад +6

    the only good thing in this game is that the town looks much better than the town in postal 4 propably because it was made on the source engine, but still there is a project to restore the hub sections that were cut and it looks more impressive than the postal 4 environments. Its sad because not only this game was never finished but back then they made much better environments than modern games. Also bloodryane 1 scene is more fappable.

  • @karpai5427
    @karpai5427 Год назад

    Corkscrew rules has boobs and cucumbers.
    That makes it a pretty good game.

  • @incaseofimportantnegotiations
    @incaseofimportantnegotiations Год назад

    22:58
    through arse

  • @deathcold_longplaysua4846
    @deathcold_longplaysua4846 Год назад +3

    I didn't played Postal 3 back in the days but trying to play it few years ago didn't go well. Like, after that section with the red button game just simply freezes dead and does not work since then. So yeah, I can't even play this f-cking game. And yes, I tried those fixes that people made for this game, but they didn't helped. But I think that it is good that I didn't played it because, judging from your video this game is just straight up sucks balls. And the fact that someone is like selling it for the real money is dumb right away. Because, this game deserves a freaking torrent edition, or some trashy section on my abandonware. I'm not joking. Cause, why somebody would sell such a bad game is beyond my understanding. Even with the fixes, this game does not worth any money at all. Even if zoom is selling it for the real money is too much. They just better give it for free to people to not embarrass themselves.

  • @ellied
    @ellied Год назад +1

    This will work in the uk right?

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      It should yeah

    • @ellied
      @ellied Год назад

      @@CDROMFossil buying as soon as I get back

  • @1Hol1Tiger
    @1Hol1Tiger Год назад

    Sadly these updates are still not on the Steam version

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      Yeah Zoom stated in their Discord that they have 0 control over that version

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger Год назад

      Then who do I yell at? @@CDROMFossil

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      I'm actually not sure....Id assume either Running With Scissors or Akella

  • @buhlja22
    @buhlja22 Год назад

    So the phrase on 22:51 was a joke about that everything in Russia made through the ass. Or vagina, there is no difference - it means bad quality.
    Also hearing this I find it kinda interesting to make a translation of the artbook, so if you can share PDF with me I can try it

  • @anilxtr
    @anilxtr 9 месяцев назад

    HYPE

  • @ToniGAM3S
    @ToniGAM3S Год назад

    At least the soundtrack is pretty good

  • @OMGBEARS
    @OMGBEARS Год назад +1

    "some sembelence of freedom" I don't remember feeling that when I played this trash heap.

  • @danielsurvivor1372
    @danielsurvivor1372 Год назад +4

    Can Zoom Platform store fix Boiling Point Road to Hell bugs? 😢
    Why the good games can't get fixed but Postal 3 of all things does 😞

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      Unfortunately Boiing Point is currently under Ziggurat so Zoom aren't the ones responsible for patching that one.

  • @invisi-bullexploration2374
    @invisi-bullexploration2374 Год назад

    Is there a first person view mode? That would be the deal breaker or not for me.

  • @MrMemetic321
    @MrMemetic321 Год назад

    I messeged RWS a while back on Twitter, before this ever happened. I suggested they should put it for sale for 8ish dollars to prevent cd resale. They said "We dont give a fuck, its not our game."
    Cut to present day...

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      To be fair RWS had nothing to do with the Zoom patches. They still pretty much don't give a fuck about it (or at least that's how they act still)

  • @Lizzaroro
    @Lizzaroro Год назад

    Can you really fix something that is broken in every aspect?

  • @thesunisbright
    @thesunisbright 2 месяца назад

    can you play this game with a controller? mine dont work! i have to use a keyboard are you joking? help with controller support please?

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  2 месяца назад +1

      I used mouse and keyboard so I'll be no help

    • @thesunisbright
      @thesunisbright 2 месяца назад

      @@CDROMFossil i got my controller working. can i ask you something else please? im on the second mission with the vacum cleaner how do i solve and get out of that mission? and is the game worth playing after that?

  • @saudade347
    @saudade347 Год назад +1

    I have a soft spot for mediocre third person shooters with gore systems, I might actually play this now that they fixed bugs.

  • @barklagestudios6464
    @barklagestudios6464 8 месяцев назад

    If you think about it, postal 3 could have been postal 4

  • @GeminiMechanic69
    @GeminiMechanic69 Год назад

    Thanks for the review, I was wondering if you ever get time can you do a review on this 2001 ps2 game called Extermination. It was considered as the first survival horror game released for ps2. It’s kinda like a mix between John Carpenters the thing and resident evil.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      I'm a huge wuss so I rarely do horror but I'll throw it on the video suggestion sheet and think on it!

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      So I was in a local game shop and saw Extermination. I did buy it! Imma maybe check it out soon to see if I wanna do a review or not

    • @GeminiMechanic69
      @GeminiMechanic69 Год назад

      @@CDROMFossil Awesome, sounds good. I hope you enjoy it, it does get annoying sometimes with the enemies especially the little roach looking things and the dialogue is a bit corny lol but hopefully it’s enjoyable experience for you.

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      I love jank and cringe dialogue so honestly hyping me up a bit lol

    • @GeminiMechanic69
      @GeminiMechanic69 Год назад

      @@CDROMFossil lol a bit advise too, check out for brown crates they usually have health items or nothing but also watch out because they sometimes have enemies in them too.
      Also there was an infection meter too if I remember right so be sure to keep an eye on that, the game gives you booster shots and vaccines to fight it off. There are some other stuff I’m prob forgetting lol been a while since I played this game.

  • @CatWithSambrero
    @CatWithSambrero Год назад +2

    postal 3 is till miles better than Postal 4. Also "Trash masters" were making the engine for P3, and RWS were writing it and designing quests.

  • @fan.of.feet2310
    @fan.of.feet2310 9 месяцев назад

    AAAAARGH!!!

  • @Kizoky.
    @Kizoky. Год назад +3

    Postal 3??

    • @Apple_8124
      @Apple_8124 Год назад +5

      Postal 3 is just a weird fangame of postal 3 paradise lost

    • @Kizoky.
      @Kizoky. Год назад +1

      @@Apple_8124 no way

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +3

      I wish I never knew it existed....and stayed that way lol

  • @moister3727
    @moister3727 Год назад +1

    The Zoom platform looks like a good alternative to GOG.
    I mean, you have Duke Nukem 3D Atomic Edition there. That's great!

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад +1

      They do have some killer titles that's for sure

  • @incaseofimportantnegotiations
    @incaseofimportantnegotiations Год назад +1

    waaaay not the biggest
    buka single-handedly turned pirate paradise into a market
    1c was backed by big office cash
    akella was third
    and it's a publisher with very few inhouse games

  • @masonasaro2118
    @masonasaro2118 7 месяцев назад +1

    “fixed”. it’s still terrible, but at least it’s not so glitchy it triggers antivirus software

  • @Neo-909
    @Neo-909 6 месяцев назад

    Everyone the steam version got the zoom fixes and the mod support and the fart gun it was included in the latest update it was added in the 2024 January 29 update of this awful game so yeah

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond Год назад +1

    Postal 3 but it's less worse.

  • @fr33kSh0w2012
    @fr33kSh0w2012 Год назад +3

    The Zoom Version is the best and most complete and so is the Your Mom's box set that you can only get on Zoom. Postal 2 Zoom's version is the most complete version unlike steams or Gag's (GOG)

  • @hal2922
    @hal2922 Год назад

    PLEASE cover corkscrew!!!

  • @TV-MA.x_x.
    @TV-MA.x_x. Год назад

    Best Postal game next to Postal 1. So glad it's back up.

  • @lukabrasi001
    @lukabrasi001 Год назад

    the problem with Postal 3 is how on the surface it looks like a decent game. sure it's not first person like P2, but they made sure to pay attention to the Dude's animations. they flow nicely, they blend properly, it looks good. hell, even the art style and execution of the materials are good, like Postal 3 LOOKS good, this art style suits Postal way better than Postal 2's, it's cartoony, it's stylized but it still looks kinda grounded in reality which is the perfect blend for a satirical game. sounds are kinda okay too, over the top gun sounds and all. it's just that .. yeah, we got this shitty storyline and mechanics that go against what defined Postal as a franchise. I really wish we would get a reverse engineering or an SDK job so we could develop stuff for it, and make a better Postal 3 experience with proper free roam

    • @CDROMFossil
      @CDROMFossil  Год назад

      There is a team trying to make a "good P3". Mod isn't released yet but it's called Catharsis Reborn...I got a few hundred DMs about it lol