Valorant Tears Friendships Apart

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  • @Tr4wnet
    @Tr4wnet 4 года назад +3187

    You know Ian is famous when there are more ppl talking about him and Forgotten Weapons in the comments than the actual video lmao.

    • @Tr4wnet
      @Tr4wnet 4 года назад +21

      @General Sam Aaww, cheers.

    • @CssHDmonster
      @CssHDmonster 4 года назад +60

      ian is the mascot of the gun youtube world and also kinda a history mascot, even if hes wrong , the FAL is the greatest rifle ever made

    • @Kelvasisthebest
      @Kelvasisthebest 4 года назад +17

      I seriously came out to the comments to defend Ian.

    • @imgoingberserk5918
      @imgoingberserk5918 4 года назад +5

      @@CssHDmonster That's a strange way to say BM-59.

    • @uwugaloo
      @uwugaloo 4 года назад +1

      @@CssHDmonster Debatable.

  • @MasonFries
    @MasonFries 4 года назад +1921

    "oh look, it's Ian from Forgotten Weapons"
    Now that's a reference I never thought I'd hear, or laugh at. But hey, there it is.

    • @jwhatthefrank
      @jwhatthefrank 4 года назад +9

      my kids are going to be in tears from sam sayin that shit XD

    • @Hoodinator17
      @Hoodinator17 4 года назад

      Mason Fries normie comment

    • @mistersir8101
      @mistersir8101 4 года назад +7

      All we need now is for Sam to make a reference to Steve's MRE reviews.
      Nice!

    • @josephmontanaro2350
      @josephmontanaro2350 4 года назад +1

      I like how he threw shade, bold thing to say in .32 French Lounge range :D

  • @herecomesthatboy1961
    @herecomesthatboy1961 4 года назад +4278

    The forgotten weapons reference came out of nowhere. Didn't realise Sam has such good taste.

    • @tannereversole639
      @tannereversole639 4 года назад +59

      Here Comes That Boy THANK YOU

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +59

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear thano

    • @walt9327
      @walt9327 4 года назад +98

      He really did just shit on the Berthier tho

    • @Halrin
      @Halrin 4 года назад +135

      And he knows it too because he mentioned French bolt actions haha

    • @ryanrayfuss9037
      @ryanrayfuss9037 4 года назад +23

      yu know all we wanna see is that full auto/mag dump content

  • @ishamura3547
    @ishamura3547 4 года назад +2033

    Bruh you really had to do my boy Ian like that? Haven’t you seen his hat collection?

    • @kylo-benshapiro687
      @kylo-benshapiro687 4 года назад +83

      But does he have the 500 cocks hat?

    • @GareyPongat
      @GareyPongat 4 года назад +21

      Kylo-Ben Shapiro unfortunately not, but he does have a beret!

    • @kylo-benshapiro687
      @kylo-benshapiro687 4 года назад +8

      @@GareyPongat well at least he has something going for him

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 4 года назад +3

      @@GareyPongat It sounds like he's definitely on the way there with one of those!

    • @oscarblomqvist1980
      @oscarblomqvist1980 4 года назад +3

      Gun jesus is going to send him to hell

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 4 года назад +1030

    1:12 Hey guys, it’s Ian from Forgotten Weapons and I’m at Rock Island Auction’s Summer Premier Auction, taking a look at this fantastic Berthier M1916 rifle, which was actually pressed into Iraqi service in 1935.

    • @abyssband6254
      @abyssband6254 4 года назад +96

      "The ammo for this rifle is incredibly hard to find, but here's why you should buy it anyways"

    • @equeleto_em_po6415
      @equeleto_em_po6415 4 года назад +23

      It's Gun Jesus, show more respect.

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 4 года назад +32

      @@abyssband6254 "#1, the ammo is cheap, where one bullet only costs $72"

    • @abyssband6254
      @abyssband6254 4 года назад +20

      @@esco5593 and you gotta browse 87 forums to find 3 rounds

    • @MyNameIsMerc
      @MyNameIsMerc 4 года назад +8

      honestly was expecting "iraqi service in 2004" the way PPsH's and other ww2 classics are used in the Syrian civil war

  • @damianfalcon503
    @damianfalcon503 4 года назад +652

    I can’t believe that Sam would spit on gun Jesus like that

  • @demongrenade2748
    @demongrenade2748 4 года назад +430

    "Its Ian from forgotten weapons"
    I laughed way too hard at that. Totally wasn't expecting that joke

  • @a-n-d-r-e-w-k
    @a-n-d-r-e-w-k 4 года назад +267

    1:12. A man of taste, I see.

    • @spookyskeledook
      @spookyskeledook 4 года назад +16

      Honestly wouldn't think Sam was into that kind of thing.

    • @charliebrown7539
      @charliebrown7539 4 года назад +13

      I was shocked he made that reference

    • @j.yossarian6852
      @j.yossarian6852 4 года назад +13

      >except it's a Carcano in the photo
      ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

    • @timothymiller9067
      @timothymiller9067 4 года назад +15

      @@j.yossarian6852 hey, I have a carcano. If it's good enough for JFK it's good enough for me

    • @DesertGhillie
      @DesertGhillie 4 года назад +1

      @@timothymiller9067 Oof

  • @Hellsing3
    @Hellsing3 4 года назад +403

    So cool that Sam is SO not racist that he lets the chinese have direct intimate access to everything on his computer.

    • @baybudz8694
      @baybudz8694 4 года назад +1

      Such a Naughty Toxic Creamed panty video

    • @Shishomuru
      @Shishomuru 4 года назад +15

      Nothing on their but gallons of deep fakes of Abigail Shapiro.

    • @BambinoGambino1
      @BambinoGambino1 4 года назад

      Ok sorry I'm confused someone explain please

    • @BambinoGambino1
      @BambinoGambino1 4 года назад

      @AlphaChocolateTruffle what the hell that's crazy. Thanks for explaining

    • @squidy3037
      @squidy3037 4 года назад +3

      @@BambinoGambino1 they didnt explain it also has colonel access to your pc when you doownload valorant you literally give riot your pc

  • @Xaxp
    @Xaxp 4 года назад +188

    Sam's hairline has officially receded more than the US Stock Market.

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 4 года назад +472

    i had no idea this was like earthworm jim dude im in
    wait no oceanic servers

  • @tomcruise8578
    @tomcruise8578 4 года назад +1117

    Just like a typical Jewish banker Sam refuses to loan money or finance weapon purchases for Aqua because he stands to gain little economically.

    • @beholdandfearme
      @beholdandfearme 4 года назад +86

      The only part of me that's Jewish is my nose but that thing can smell a bad deal from a mile away.

    • @zaurhasanov5458
      @zaurhasanov5458 4 года назад +16

      A true Jew would supply with weapons

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 4 года назад +3

      I'm starting to think that Sam is a Jew

  • @HonnePerkele
    @HonnePerkele 4 года назад +236

    Lmao, didn't expect Ian from Forgotten Weapons to be in this game.

  • @tyrlancer1726
    @tyrlancer1726 4 года назад +141

    That forgotten weapons shit killed me

  • @julsvideogame8369
    @julsvideogame8369 4 года назад +532

    Sam hopping on the new trend, can't wait for him to make three videos on it and then drop it

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  4 года назад +761

      i already uninstalled it

    • @qwej9341
      @qwej9341 4 года назад +149

      @@GeneralSam he's afraid of the chinese learning about his plans to turn his child into an isreali weapon against the chinese communist state through their riot vanguard rootkit.

    • @stardustcomet7527
      @stardustcomet7527 4 года назад +31

      @@GeneralSam this dude jumped on the train and ASOON AS HE TAKES IT OVER jumps out,
      I fucking love his genius

    • @Dynamomatic
      @Dynamomatic 4 года назад +3

      @@GeneralSam not before getting enough content for 2 more videos.

    • @definitelyahumannotabot
      @definitelyahumannotabot 4 года назад +5

      Have fun with the root

  • @BK_2129
    @BK_2129 4 года назад +182

    "Oh hey its Ian from Forgotten Weapons" I've never choked so hard on a reference

    • @davidtalavera9584
      @davidtalavera9584 4 года назад +2

      I had to go comment on the French Bolt action rifle video :)

  • @DeimosPC
    @DeimosPC 4 года назад +152

    The Ian reference made me happy. Had no idea you were into guns Sam. I'm a britbong that moved to the US and love collecting pieces of history.

    • @trippybruh1592
      @trippybruh1592 4 года назад +30

      Welcome to the Chad States of America!

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 4 года назад +24

      Buy all the guns! Buy an SMLE (with good headspacing); it is your birthright

    • @slimslendy2591
      @slimslendy2591 4 года назад +17

      Get an SMLE, complete the circle.

    • @BudMasta
      @BudMasta 4 года назад +1

      Oh no, you're one of us one.

    • @DeimosPC
      @DeimosPC 4 года назад +2

      @@hedgeearthridge6807 Already have one ;) got it for 3 hundo and it's number matching. I just need a webley now. Can see it on my boring ass gun channel FirearmsFun.

  • @jackofnotrades4350
    @jackofnotrades4350 4 года назад +91

    That Ian bit really caught me, great pull Daddy Sam

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +18

    grandma's beret followed by Ian from forgotten weapons was the one-two punch i needed in my life today.
    10/10

  • @ThatDamnTomGuy
    @ThatDamnTomGuy 4 года назад +45

    YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT WHEN TALKIN' BOUT' GUN JESUS.

  • @oncelercanfly1974
    @oncelercanfly1974 4 года назад +3

    “ All the house wives were just, WHAT IS THIS NERD SHIT!!” 😂😂😂

  • @S0REN_
    @S0REN_ 4 года назад +9

    "I am the Way and the Light. But sometimes, the Light is muzzle flash."

  • @whenyouwalking
    @whenyouwalking 4 года назад +15

    God... I haven't played Metal of Honor Airborne in years. It took me back to my parents arguing before they divorced. lmao

  • @kingofbeingfirstonthatchap3513
    @kingofbeingfirstonthatchap3513 4 года назад +12

    The game got Kernal Driver, I am no super computer geek, but apparently it's a backdoor for hackers to use, and get into your computer.

  • @ajk4019
    @ajk4019 4 года назад +59

    Yooo you watch RIA/forgoten weapons too? One of the best most educational channels on the internet :D

  • @heyreallygiger
    @heyreallygiger 4 года назад +42

    That forgotten weapons reference came outta left field.

  • @m4gn3t0
    @m4gn3t0 4 года назад +3

    "Hey look its Ian from Forgotten Weapons. Here is some french rifle nobody gives a shit about..."
    ~subbed

  • @dzavala4891
    @dzavala4891 4 года назад +7

    7:50 wakanda for Latinos had me dead

  • @colonmuncher3655
    @colonmuncher3655 4 года назад +6

    8:22 hold up guys I think my tea’s done

  • @brousster
    @brousster 4 года назад +3

    I’ve always wanted a group of friends like this that play lots of random games, and have good personalities on pc

  • @archer_dan4897
    @archer_dan4897 4 года назад +3

    Aqua: "Sam use your good skill and amazing amount of money to buy me a really expensive gun."
    Sam: "Huh...okay."
    Aqua: *immediately dies with gun.*
    Sam: "See this is why I dont do it."
    Aqua: "No its cause you didnt just buy it for me."
    ....ah yes aqua, it's also because he didnt just pay your mortgage payment as well, nerd.

  • @Kz3andMore
    @Kz3andMore 3 года назад +2

    "Why did you call her a baby? Oh wait she is a literal baby nvm"

  • @brettd7923
    @brettd7923 4 года назад +3

    Alton Brown on Good Eats is a great show, watched it like a decade ago, still holds up.

  • @bananana5714
    @bananana5714 4 года назад +4

    Sam didn't get a haircut for so long that his forehead is almost normal size

  • @casebranch3380
    @casebranch3380 3 года назад +5

    The “good eats” show reference tops the Ian reference

  • @haze4828
    @haze4828 4 года назад +1

    1:09 "Why does my grandma have the exahhhhhh saaahhhhmm hahhhhhhh" - Signature Sam Wheeze Laugh®

  • @phetkingblobfish8682
    @phetkingblobfish8682 4 года назад +5

    I had no idea Papa Sam watched our lord and savior Gun Jesus Mcullum

  • @MichaelDolances
    @MichaelDolances 6 месяцев назад

    The forgotten weapons reference killed me lmfao especially since I just watched like 4 of his videos. Didn’t expect that one at all lol

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 4 года назад +3

    3:27 to 3:46 put me on death’s doorstep 😂. I nearly choked on my food.

  • @e2rqey
    @e2rqey 4 года назад +1

    1:11 oh my god I was not expecting this crossover. This shit had me in tears 🤣🤣

  • @rogue-9408
    @rogue-9408 4 года назад +18

    “Do I look like a welfare check to you?”

  • @TPBXDRicky420
    @TPBXDRicky420 4 года назад +2

    Medal of Honor AirBorne was the shit! Same with Earth Worm Jim! And gotta love the Ian reference lol

  • @elemenz888
    @elemenz888 4 года назад +51

    "Is this Paladins?" -No
    "Is this CSGO?" -No
    "Is this Overwatch?" -No
    "What is it then??" -It's uninstalled.

  • @Nefarium123
    @Nefarium123 4 года назад +2

    In the 4 years I've been watching your channel I'm glad to see your profile picture has essentially been untouched minus dropping it into a smelting pot

  • @IPwn00Bs87
    @IPwn00Bs87 4 года назад +6

    Sam running a trap house with all his wealth

  • @benjaminhariri602
    @benjaminhariri602 4 года назад +1

    1:12 I love the forgotten weapons joke, Sam you are a true man of culture

  • @hedlock438
    @hedlock438 4 года назад +3

    I swear Valorant makes friends turn into arguing women while I stand by and lose brain cells

  • @grimace4257
    @grimace4257 2 года назад

    0:11
    CEBRO sack whackin’ and crop dusting round the office sounds pog

  • @SolisFactor
    @SolisFactor 4 года назад +6

    1:15 That's an -german- Italian rifle

    • @j.yossarian6852
      @j.yossarian6852 4 года назад +3

      Achtually that's an Italian rifle. It's from his new Carcano video.

    • @weijohn24
      @weijohn24 4 года назад

      APTERŸX
      Nope

    • @SolisFactor
      @SolisFactor 4 года назад +1

      J.Yossarian Oh shit it is. I though it was a Gewehr 98 at a quick glance.

    • @j.yossarian6852
      @j.yossarian6852 4 года назад

      @@SolisFactor No worries, happens to the best of us!

  • @TastyTacoN1nja
    @TastyTacoN1nja 4 года назад +1

    >I have another french bolt action gun nobody gives a fuck about
    No truer words have been spoken

  • @timothymiller9067
    @timothymiller9067 4 года назад +3

    Gun Jesus is in the game? Well this gets my check of approval.

  • @thatmovieguy7778
    @thatmovieguy7778 Год назад

    That guy 0:09 must have thought they were all friends lol😂

  • @rhobidderskag1121
    @rhobidderskag1121 4 года назад +27

    I love how I was just watching Forgotten Weapons, and I thought "hey, it's time to switch RUclips genres." Guess not.

  • @shanelongest9326
    @shanelongest9326 4 года назад

    "Is this game in the future?". "Yeah 2021." 😆😂🤣💀

  • @abyssband6254
    @abyssband6254 4 года назад +39

    Gun Jesus for the discerning GENTLEMAN who watches these sometimes dissapointing videos

  • @psychopunk8817
    @psychopunk8817 4 года назад

    Bruh wtf I did not see that forgotten reference coming! Good shit! I guess the audience crosses over.

  • @Schizo_Souls
    @Schizo_Souls 4 года назад +5

    The Cycle of Sam:
    Play Popular Game
    Get Stuck Playing It and ends up hating it
    Plays Unpopular Game
    Same thing happens
    Rinse and Repeat

  • @combatboots3517
    @combatboots3517 4 года назад

    Lmao, shout out to Ian the wonderful weirdo gun Jesus.
    This vid had me rolling. I think General Same might be the second best youtuber under James Charles and the Spider man Elsa toy channels.

  • @typejdavos8297
    @typejdavos8297 4 года назад +6

    Unrelated to this video but “2020 is the year of the rat in tarkov” has an intro that did not age well lol

  • @yanek_
    @yanek_ 4 года назад +2

    I love the forehead fable clips at the end, they give me a heads up of the next episode without spoiling too much and they let you get to the 10 minute mark after cutting out all of Aqua's rants on eugenics.

  • @filthy2915
    @filthy2915 4 года назад +3

    “Kinda like Counter Strike.” It’s 95% Counter strike

  • @AgentWill65
    @AgentWill65 4 года назад

    Hitting that Forgotten Weapons reference hard dawg, lowkey agree, old ass rifles too prevalent. I'm on that automatic shit.

  • @kedrick3526
    @kedrick3526 4 года назад +4

    Next vid "The Rats of Valorant"

  • @dogeybleach3664
    @dogeybleach3664 4 года назад +2

    It's just CS:GO with a fireball

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  4 года назад +2

      EVERY CHARACTER MAKES SMOKE SPHERE OR WALL

  • @joshuamarriott6977
    @joshuamarriott6977 4 года назад +4

    When you install a game that operates with kernel level access, with authority over every aspect of your computer, and you don’t suspect a thing: DaYuM looK at that LINe WoRK.

  • @mcgregorcox4844
    @mcgregorcox4844 4 года назад +2

    Lmao forgotten weapons gahahaahhahahga

  • @ZeeboJNR
    @ZeeboJNR 4 года назад +5

    Sam playing valorant is like getting your eyes scooped out with a spoon

  • @Arthurzeiro
    @Arthurzeiro 4 года назад +1

    You get 100 extra internet points for that Forgotten Weapons joke mate.

  • @nordfreiheit
    @nordfreiheit 4 года назад +4

    Ian from Forgotten Weapons: "My power grows!"

  • @cultxlv9848
    @cultxlv9848 4 года назад +1

    My $30 headphones from 6 years ago seem to be better that 80% of people's headphones these days.
    You could obviously hear the bomb beeping below him. So many times when playing games like Valorant or Siege, people are clueless what direction a sound is coming from.

  • @ChristianoMoe
    @ChristianoMoe 4 года назад +3

    Get back to Tarkov, Sam. To many thicc chads for you to shoot in the back with a Mosin.

  • @RobinHood-yk8og
    @RobinHood-yk8og 4 года назад +1

    "From the people that brought you..." I know for a fact your script says "Corona" LMAO

  • @StoneGoblin
    @StoneGoblin 4 года назад +3

    Sam boutta have his RUclips account taken over by the Chinese government after installing this CCP spyware lmao
    Comrade General Sam

  • @sidsofa
    @sidsofa 4 года назад

    ROCK ISLAND AUCTION HOUSE really got me

  • @jamisongaither8741
    @jamisongaither8741 4 года назад +7

    I stopped listening to Sam when he made fun of Ian from Forgotten Weapons

  • @Tom-hk2ep
    @Tom-hk2ep 3 года назад

    "why do you always shit talk? Is it a defence mechanism?"
    yep, using that from now on

  • @Armored_Ariete
    @Armored_Ariete 4 года назад +3

    looks like csgo for children

  • @bjornthereaper9495
    @bjornthereaper9495 4 года назад +2

    “Why does my grandma have the same hat”😂😂

  • @willperich6666
    @willperich6666 4 года назад +3

    Why is Poob the most annoying person Sam has played with

  • @Swollenfishy
    @Swollenfishy 4 года назад +2

    Pleasantly surprised about gun Jesus making an appearance

  • @thebiggestoneyouveverhad
    @thebiggestoneyouveverhad 4 года назад +2

    That crack about forgotten weapons was pretty sweet...

  • @officialelonmuskyoutubecha4905
    @officialelonmuskyoutubecha4905 4 года назад

    1:15 you have no idea how much that joke made me appreciate you.

  • @connorpatrick13
    @connorpatrick13 4 года назад

    Yo the noise sam made at 9:26 was hysterical

  • @Ehxx
    @Ehxx 4 года назад

    that 'look down' *stands perfectly still like a bot while its defused* that hurt my fucking soul to watch

  • @impledob69
    @impledob69 4 года назад

    Holy shit lol the Forgotten Weapons meme got me.

  • @DesertGhillie
    @DesertGhillie 4 года назад

    "I have another french bolt action rifle that nobody gives a fuck about"
    I have never felt so personally attacked

  • @wunderfuls
    @wunderfuls 4 года назад

    That fucking forgotten weapons reference was gold lmaoooo

  • @JR-vl4hp
    @JR-vl4hp 3 года назад

    Poob’s anger soothes thy ears

  • @zaktheghost3289
    @zaktheghost3289 4 года назад

    Theres no one around the corner you're good....Gets hesdshoted😂

  • @jesl7752
    @jesl7752 4 года назад

    lol the guy getting kicked out for talking about the science behind the food reminds me of the cooking show duo Peter and Quagmire had

  • @anthonylind861
    @anthonylind861 4 года назад

    Lol Ian from forgotten weapons funny as hell.

  • @RenoMay
    @RenoMay 4 года назад

    Lmao the forgotten weapons reference

  • @erikaitsumi7198
    @erikaitsumi7198 4 года назад

    1:12 lmao the Ian joke

  • @thomasmillin2155
    @thomasmillin2155 4 года назад

    That Gun Jesus reference was fucking hilarious

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 4 года назад

    The fact that you even know who Ian is brings you up a notch in my book.
    That brings you up to notch #1.

  • @BlackShield24
    @BlackShield24 4 года назад

    Jesus is Poob's default volume screaming

  • @xargussx
    @xargussx 4 года назад

    Almost a million bro your channel has grew up and changed a lot since the beginning (even though I've been here since 100-120k)( and ik you don't care about when I subbed but hey you read it and wasted.your time) hope the future is good later on in life for you bro
    Depressed puma

  • @Barefoot_Joe
    @Barefoot_Joe 4 года назад +1

    At last a *REAL* review of ValoRant! xD

  • @aceambling7685
    @aceambling7685 4 года назад +1

    Damn these niggas got some clean ass cuts. Line up, ON POINT. fade, ON POINT. Facial hair, ON POINT.
    tbh I'm kinda jelly tho

  • @justablokewithamitsubishi6037
    @justablokewithamitsubishi6037 4 года назад

    The forgotten weapons allusion lmaooo 😂