Brendan Routh poor fella became a red templar, and Cullen sent me to kill him. What made it even sadder is that war table banter suggested that they were friends and Cullen wanted to know what happened to him.
@@Karel_The_Goat37 If you use Cullen for the "Draw Out the Red Templar Lieutenant" in the Emereald Graves, then he'll tell you that the lieutenant's name is Carroll and to make his death quick. The war table banter has him asking Leliana to try and track down Carroll. SInce Carroll wasn't at Kinloch Hold anymore, Cullen thought he might've been transferred to another Circle.
@@cursedgaraged5801 there's one DLC that adds a bunch of joke gifts to Bohdan's shop (at the camp) that cost nothing. But the thing is that half of them are pranks (the butterfly sword for Sten, an Uncrushable Pigeon for Shale, a very boring Chantry book for Morrigan, etc), while the other half are funny and can even be used while out exploring (sorta. Qunari prayer book for Sten which he'll read if used, a nameable Pet Rock for Shale, a Grey Warden doll for Alistair, a Alistair voodoo doll for Morrigan, etc). There's also unspecific gifts available that give either -10 or +10.
Weird. It sounds so different in different contexts. Like, at time I can see "enough," but also as a noise of exasperation and irritation, almost like an explitive. Such as "Screw this, take these."
"there was a child..a fat slovenly thing in the last village we passed, i relieved him of these confections...he didn't need more." lmfao best line ever!
Brizzo there's a side quest in Inquisition where you have to kill him (though he's kinda unrecognizable what with being all mad and full of red spikes)
***** yes, a softy that killed several farmers and their families.......he's just a great big teddy bear........bears eat baby bears.......still a great character.
Well, according to qunary law, when he lost his sword he ceased to be qunary and became soulless ... thing? And when he wake up in farmers house and realised, that now he cannot return to his homeland, and cannot even be called qunary animore he went berserk, which happens to panicking qunary. Because they are very serious about whole "qun" thing and also he thought that he will never find his sword again. Also Sten is not even his "Own" name, its his rank in military, there are hundreds of Stens, but it is ALSO his name, he goes by his rank. And without sword he would lose it. It Its like if you wake up in hotel room withou liver, kidney, bladder and half a lung, and with signed contract with the Devil and then somebody told you that you also last your passport and all other ID's and no longer a citizen + a hobo.
+VladTutushkin It is sad you spell "Qunari" wrong but also "anymore".... If you pay attention you'll see why it's sad. You used the letters "i" and "y" in the wrong places.
@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince And because the Dog is better at persuation than anyone else in your group. I also love the first checkpoint "I'm a giant with a wardog, I'm either delivering something or besieging your keep, hope it's the former."
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I loved Morrigans threat at this part and his response to it like "okay let's go to the Tower, now, like now, NOW!" :D
jacoblgames Shale says something along the lines of "The little metal man annoys me, I think I will crush its head." To which the Templar replies "Ok, I will take you across right now, just like you wanted!" Classic Shale :P
Now, now. They all have to do it the one time THEN skip it from then on. ...What do you mean people don't have at least 12 wardens running around in digital space?
Juggernaut Yep, Puppet Master. When you're done with the Red Templar missions in the Emerald Graves, there will be a letter in the War Table to look for him. Sadly, you won't see his face. He's just a Red Templar. I had to side with the Mages to get this. I don't know if you'll get the same mission if you sided with the templars.
Going through it the first time is pretty cool. Any subsequent playthroughs it becomes a chore, getting all the stat ups and backtracking a million times is a bother
And that is why I have a Skip the Fade mod that takes me right to the Nightmares/Sloth Demon fight and gives me every stat boost, Codex, and EXP I missed... :D
One time Leliana and Morrigan were having a conversation about how leliana wanted to take morrigan shopping for shoes. Morrigans reaction was ''I'd no sooner let Alistair dress me instead''
i hate the fade but it makes dragon age harder and more fun.. i hate the fade so much that when i died one time and for got to save i shut of my TV ran outside and screamed "WHYYY MEEEE" lol don judge me
Omg hahahaha. Sten is the awesomest Character ever. Aside from that my favourite is at the end where you click on him after you talk to him and he goes "Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake! The cake is a lie" lol
For anyone wondering why Sten likes cookies so much, it is because his people never invented cookies. Cookies came into being because they were originally made from the scraps left over from making things like bread. However, because the Qunari are so organized, they never have left overs, thus nothing to make cookies.
I can see this as a children's tale in the future... "The Qunari and the Cookie." I guess the moral would be don't be fat or the Qunari will steal your confections, raid your village, etc.
"Grey Wardening" Grey Wardening (v)- The righteous act upon which you kill darkspawn to impress a templar enough to let you get in a tiny boat. See also- "Cookies of Tastyness"
I remembered when I found out that Sten had a thing for cookies! I lol'ed so hard, just the image of the big, strong and proud Qunari sitting and happily munch on cookies is just so adorable in a creepy way XD
i thought the start to awakaing was better when the templer tells the king "stop sire that man is a murder" and the king says "i know the dwarf is a bit of a arse but" the anders steps in "she means me"
The search for the Urn of Sacred Ashes was an awesome qwest, i remember having to load 3-4 times before i killed the high dragon. It was awesome in my first playthrough :) Love DAO!
Now we know how Sten became the new Arishok. Qunari: Why should you be the leader of our Military Sten? Sten: I have cookies. Qunari: You have been approved!
@Nightmare7454 It only appears if you bring Sten to this templar guy when you're trying to get to the mages' tower. You can convince him through other ways, so you don't necessarily get this scene.
OMG lol! I had forgotten about this line lol. gotta love sten hehe. He plays such a tough guy, but under it all is a softy with a heart of gold :D ! Although the kid he "liberated" the cookies from would probably disagree lol.
im only like 10-20 hours into the game and saw the video with no context and for like the first min i thought this was alistair being silly because it seems like a thing he would actually do
the warden,sten,and dog walk into a bakery immediately sten just yells out COOKIES!!!!!!!!! and then everyone in the bakery scream and run while sten just eats everything the cakes and the cookies and the muffins and then sten throws a big temper tantrum cause he wants more cookies sten then threatens the warden to bring him to another bakery and then the warden goes to the party camp and then buys a lifetime supply of bakery goods when he puts it next to sten,sten yells out cake cookies muffins
I just started playing this game and came across this organically, and it was fucking hilarious when it happened. Now youtube recommends this same interaction not even a day after it happened to me. 10/10 would steal cookies from fat children again
if you have Morrigan in your party, that creepy templar will ask to "have a go at her" and Morrigan will say something to the effect of "you won't wake up after tonight" which scares the shit out of him. Hillarious!
Carroll is basically what Alistair would have become if he had stayed with the templars. Dodged a bullet there.
Brendan Routh poor fella became a red templar, and Cullen sent me to kill him. What made it even sadder is that war table banter suggested that they were friends and Cullen wanted to know what happened to him.
@@Lian1286 like when ?
@@Karel_The_Goat37 If you use Cullen for the "Draw Out the Red Templar Lieutenant" in the Emereald Graves, then he'll tell you that the lieutenant's name is Carroll and to make his death quick. The war table banter has him asking Leliana to try and track down Carroll. SInce Carroll wasn't at Kinloch Hold anymore, Cullen thought he might've been transferred to another Circle.
@@Lian1286 sure lol
Alistar became dumb and childish enough anyways xd. But it's just my opinion.
Cookies.
They bribed him with... Cookies.
Hey bribery isn't always expensive
some people are easily pleased i suppose.
+Morgan Joyner oh gold
+Morgan Joyner correction ... STEN bribed him with cookies lmao
very realistic and immersive
And that's why I invest in persuasion, not to resolve conflict, or make peace between bitter rivals, but to make sure Sten got to keep his cookies.
God i gifted sten the butterfly sword and lost 50 friendship. I am forever hurt
@@aderyn7600 Load back? I quicksave to hell so I don’t get caught out.
@@aderyn7600 butterfly sword?
@@aderyn7600 Give him the prayers for the dead
@@cursedgaraged5801 there's one DLC that adds a bunch of joke gifts to Bohdan's shop (at the camp) that cost nothing. But the thing is that half of them are pranks (the butterfly sword for Sten, an Uncrushable Pigeon for Shale, a very boring Chantry book for Morrigan, etc), while the other half are funny and can even be used while out exploring (sorta. Qunari prayer book for Sten which he'll read if used, a nameable Pet Rock for Shale, a Grey Warden doll for Alistair, a Alistair voodoo doll for Morrigan, etc). There's also unspecific gifts available that give either -10 or +10.
"did you steal from a child?"
"For his own good."
epic
epic
... Jeez, you can see the age of this comment without looking at the date
@@OntologicalCatastrophe oh yes, but still funny
@@OntologicalCatastrophe 🤣🤣🤣 oh God....my sides hurt
The the templar says "oh cookies!" is fucking hilarious.
Brendan Routh Just the look of utter glee in his eyes as he sees them.
True happiness does exist.
lmao omg
"a fat slovenly thing."
no respect for gamers right
I got across when Morrigan started talking about her man-dissecting fetishes. I love every way the dialogue with this templar plays out.
Didn't shale say kill him or something?
@@beverlyarcher3744 yep he does
@@trn0m961 she technically
@@artorius4809 cope
Fun fact, "Parshaara" means Enough in Qunlat, the language of the Qun.
really? I always assumed it meant "oh f**k this s**t"
With Sten's tone of voice, could have been either or :P
Those are sort of synonymous so it can possibly mean both...
Parshaara with this bullshit !
Weird. It sounds so different in different contexts. Like, at time I can see "enough," but also as a noise of exasperation and irritation, almost like an explitive. Such as "Screw this, take these."
"there was a child..a fat slovenly thing in the last village we passed, i relieved him of these confections...he didn't need more." lmfao best line ever!
Aaaand then Cookie-Monster Templar turns into a mad red-templar and has to be killed.
Does he really? How do you know that?
Brizzo there's a side quest in Inquisition where you have to kill him (though he's kinda unrecognizable what with being all mad and full of red spikes)
Oh! I just looked it up and I have done that quest. Didn't even know that's who I was fighting.
Matt Allen wait that was him??
+Kyle Howard
yup, remember when I was fighting him and saw the name Carroll and thought "hmm, that sounds familiar"
Why did Bioware decide to make him look like Alistair?
+jacoblgames Because everyone there hates Alistairs.
+Vavakx Nonexus I came from there and I love Alistairs. They're my favorite kind of stairs.
+jacoblgames Because he's an idiot templar
+jacoblgames almost all the templars look like Alistair really
because he *is*, what alistair *would* have become if he'd stayed with the templars and not joined the wardens
Haha Sten is by far my favorite character in all of origins.
I love him too!
He's just a big softie!
***** yes, a softy that killed several farmers and their families.......he's just a great big teddy bear........bears eat baby bears.......still a great character.
Ben Murphy He panicked. He freaked right the f**k out.
Well, according to qunary law, when he lost his sword he ceased to be qunary and became soulless ... thing? And when he wake up in farmers house and realised, that now he cannot return to his homeland, and cannot even be called qunary animore he went berserk, which happens to panicking qunary. Because they are very serious about whole "qun" thing and also he thought that he will never find his sword again. Also Sten is not even his "Own" name, its his rank in military, there are hundreds of Stens, but it is ALSO his name, he goes by his rank. And without sword he would lose it. It Its like if you wake up in hotel room withou liver, kidney, bladder and half a lung, and with signed contract with the Devil and then somebody told you that you also last your passport and all other ID's and no longer a citizen + a hobo.
+VladTutushkin It is sad you spell "Qunari" wrong but also "anymore".... If you pay attention you'll see why it's sad. You used the letters "i" and "y" in the wrong places.
No, the funniest part in Origins is the jail rescue, particularly if you send Zevran and Ohgren
I sent them bit incidentally on my first playthrough... the famous broma brothers xD
Sten and Morrigan are fantastic. "I am aware of the irony of this situation."
I prefer sending Sten and the Mabari. Mostly because he frustrates himself by realizing he's talking to a dog.
@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince And because the Dog is better at persuation than anyone else in your group. I also love the first checkpoint "I'm a giant with a wardog, I'm either delivering something or besieging your keep, hope it's the former."
I loved Morrigans threat at this part and his response to it like "okay let's go to the Tower, now, like now, NOW!" :D
Why did you take his cookies 😭that is literally the only thing he likes about fereldan
Lol! When I reveled that secret is was about to shut off my tv and laugh until I died!
And cake. Pastries in general actually.
Shale's response was probably my favorite version of this scene.
Chewable Arsenic Candies What was that?
jacoblgames Shale says something along the lines of "The little metal man annoys me, I think I will crush its head."
To which the Templar replies "Ok, I will take you across right now, just like you wanted!"
Classic Shale :P
+Mason Hatcher She IS the Brute Squad.
Michifer
S Q U A D L Y F E
Chewable Arsenic Candies I agree.
Knowing how much Sten loves cookies, this is true sacrifice.
All you Fade-hating PC players, just download the "Skip the Fade" mod. Go straight to the boss battle. Thank The Maker.
If this does not give you the experience and stat-boosts you find on the way then no.
It does. It takes everything you get in the fade into account. I don't mind the level that much but it's nice to have the option.
Now, now. They all have to do it the one time THEN skip it from then on. ...What do you mean people don't have at least 12 wardens running around in digital space?
"For his own good.."
Where's this guy in the Modern Age? Am I right?
Him and Dr. Grey (rvb) should meet
Personally, I find the option if you have Morrigan in your party to be MUCH funnier.
or leliana
(SPOILER!) Sadly Carroll was made a red templar in Inquisition. :/
that was him in the emerald graves? wahttttt
really ? can we actually see him anywhere in inquisition and where, what mission if you can remember ?
Juggernaut Yep, Puppet Master. When you're done with the Red Templar missions in the Emerald Graves, there will be a letter in the War Table to look for him. Sadly, you won't see his face. He's just a Red Templar.
I had to side with the Mages to get this. I don't know if you'll get the same mission if you sided with the templars.
How the FUCK has it been 6 years already??
Doing a whole other playthrough just for that
What's with all the Fade hate? The Fade is dope.
Going through it the first time is pretty cool.
Any subsequent playthroughs it becomes a chore, getting all the stat ups and backtracking a million times is a bother
i don't know i really like it everytime i play it
And that is why I have a Skip the Fade mod that takes me right to the Nightmares/Sloth Demon fight and gives me every stat boost, Codex, and EXP I missed... :D
The Fade is fine. SCREW the Deep Roads!!
Does thr Fade have cookies?
Hooooo cookiessss
If you have shale he threatens to crush him
She* :D
ye Shale gives best conversations ingame. Also funy hearing her talks with Leliana
Dude, spoilers!
shales a girl not a he
That was already established :T
One time Leliana and Morrigan were having a conversation about how leliana wanted to take morrigan shopping for shoes. Morrigans reaction was ''I'd no sooner let Alistair dress me instead''
i hate the fade but it makes dragon age harder and more fun.. i hate the fade so much that when i died one time and for got to save i shut of my TV ran outside and screamed "WHYYY MEEEE" lol don judge me
You just know now that he's Arishok he's probably got a legion of Qunari bakers dedicated to making the best sweets
"I relieved him of his confections, for his own good.''
Oh, Sten...xD
STEN, YOUR AWESOME.
Omg hahahaha. Sten is the awesomest Character ever. Aside from that my favourite is at the end where you click on him after you talk to him and he goes "Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake! The cake is a lie" lol
For anyone wondering why Sten likes cookies so much, it is because his people never invented cookies. Cookies came into being because they were originally made from the scraps left over from making things like bread. However, because the Qunari are so organized, they never have left overs, thus nothing to make cookies.
I love sten omfg XD
As amazing as this is, I think "You shouldn't be inside that man, he deserves a funeral!" will always take that title
Sten cares about people. He saved a fat kid from over eating and gave said food to a hungry man.
Fun fact: Carol becomes a red Templar in inquisition and you kill him in the emerald graves
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he's my favorite Templar besides that one in 2 that was kidnapped by blood mages forget his name and Cullen
For a second there, I thought Sten was going to force him out of the way. But nah, cookies are way better.
I can see this as a children's tale in the future... "The Qunari and the Cookie." I guess the moral would be don't be fat or the Qunari will steal your confections, raid your village, etc.
Yes youtube I'd love to see a 10yo video of Sten and his cookies, thank you
Me too, my friend.
the funniest part of the game is telling the crying child in lothering to "beat it"
That "Oh, Cookies!" made me laugh a lot harder than it should've.
Okay, that was funny. And I haven't seen it before.
If you have Shale in your party, she threatens to "crush limbs he wouldn't miss". Being intimidated by her, he lets you cross. XD
I luv the way you can hit on Shale when you find out he is actually a she you say everything except "nice ass"
ohmygod I've never had that interaction and that was beautiful, I love Sten
I don't know about it being the funniest. STONE
you are referring to the lesbian threesome, arent you? then i agree
Comrade Cannabis technically if Alistair is with you and he's hardened than you can get him to John as well
"Grey Wardening"
Grey Wardening (v)- The righteous act upon which you kill darkspawn to impress a templar enough to let you get in a tiny boat.
See also-
"Cookies of Tastyness"
And people complaining that current dragon age isn't gritty and dark enough 😂
I remembered when I found out that Sten had a thing for cookies! I lol'ed so hard, just the image of the big, strong and proud Qunari sitting and happily munch on cookies is just so adorable in a creepy way XD
I brought Shale, and the Templar let me go across as soon as he said "Why don't I just crush a few body parts it possibly couldn't miss" loved it xD
Thanks RUclips algorithm. This was fantastic.
That child might be scarred for life. He may never eat cookies in public again... a giant warrior might confiscate them again
“You stole cookies from a child?” LMAO
"For his own good" Jesus he said that very coldly.. that was actually expected
The music that plays in this area is beyond awesome.
what a big give by stenn he loved those cookies
"Small, round, baked things, Like bread but sweet and crumbly."
Priceless indeed.
Munch on these if you like*
I took Shayle with me once to the docks. I didn't have a problem crossing after what she said.
Dragon Age 4 will be out in late 2020. With new consoles. Well, at least they will try to rush it out.
Sten bribing Caroll with cookies that he stole from a fat child 😂🤣
I think the funniest moment is at the end where sten says "where is the cake? I was told there would be cake! The cake is a lie!"
I'm so sad of Carrol's fate in inquisition. Inquisition is actually a pretty sad game if you play it after Origins.
That was probably indeed the funniest. Or at least one of the top funniest moments. :p
It's even better if Shale is with you. "Just let me crush a few things it can't possibly miss."
"You stole cookies from a child?"
"It was for his. Own. GOOD."
Sten, you can have all the biscuits in my house, just please don't kill me.
i thought the start to awakaing was better when the templer tells the king "stop sire that man is a murder" and the king says "i know the dwarf is a bit of a arse but" the anders steps in "she means me"
I think it's funny when shale just doesn't even bother threatens him and that's the end of it
Its clear the chantry is not giving its templars enough cookies.
Sten is the reason that Par Vollen doesn't struggle with childhood obesity.
"Oh! Cookies!" A child in a mans body... 9_9 *rolls eyes*
It's clear why this guy was charged with guard duty.
Funny thing is, you can get another conversation with Sten where he says that Cookies are the only thing he likes about Ferelden :p
The search for the Urn of Sacred Ashes was an awesome qwest, i remember having to load 3-4 times before i killed the high dragon. It was awesome in my first playthrough :) Love DAO!
Wow, and I thought all of Sten's lines were crappy disaprovals. This made me die of laughter.
This is sooo great! Never got this line, but that's funny as hell xD
Thanks for making my day!!
I rather like the bit where you threaten Carroll and hes like ok ok I'll take you over right now eh
@Anglomachian Suddenly it makes sense how Anders kept escaping...
Now we know how Sten became the new Arishok.
Qunari: Why should you be the leader of our Military Sten?
Sten: I have cookies.
Qunari: You have been approved!
@Nightmare7454 It only appears if you bring Sten to this templar guy when you're trying to get to the mages' tower. You can convince him through other ways, so you don't necessarily get this scene.
OMG lol! I had forgotten about this line lol. gotta love sten hehe. He plays such a tough guy, but under it all is a softy with a heart of gold :D ! Although the kid he "liberated" the cookies from would probably disagree lol.
Maker's breath, nice to see someone using words from this game.
references usually gets bonus 'thumbs ups'
I thought I gave you specific orders not to let anyone across?
They had cookies sir.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'm gonna over look the fact that it's Qunari, and just say that you possibly have the best username ever!
Shale is still my favorite.
"All right, enough of this. I can certainly crush a few body parts that it cannot help but miss."
Just imagine Sten as your personal trainer.
Warning: do NOT drink hot beverages while viewing this video.
Oh you’re a Templar? Name every temple.
i like the "Your damn dog stole my pants!" moment the best lol
I just can't imagine Sten bringing cookis with himself. He's might be a sugar addict...
The Grey Wardens, everyone! We steal cookies from children :D
im only like 10-20 hours into the game and saw the video with no context and for like the first min i thought this was alistair being silly because it seems like a thing he would actually do
the warden,sten,and dog walk into a bakery immediately sten just yells out COOKIES!!!!!!!!! and then everyone in the bakery scream and run while sten just eats everything the cakes and the cookies and the muffins and then sten throws a big temper tantrum cause he wants more cookies sten then threatens the warden to bring him to another bakery and then the warden goes to the party camp and then buys a lifetime supply of bakery goods when he puts it next to sten,sten yells out cake cookies muffins
I just started playing this game and came across this organically, and it was fucking hilarious when it happened. Now youtube recommends this same interaction not even a day after it happened to me. 10/10 would steal cookies from fat children again
if you have Morrigan in your party, that creepy templar will ask to "have a go at her" and Morrigan will say something to the effect of "you won't wake up after tonight" which scares the shit out of him. Hillarious!
I love Sten he is and forever always will be my favourite 💜
And they say Qunari has no sense of humor....
😂
I can't stop replaying this game.
I clearly remember Alistair being a grey warden for the whole game.
"I relieved him from these confections" xD