LOL "By the time I'm done the Templars will swear the sky is green" *Looks at Dragon Age Inquisition Trailer...tear in the veil causes the sky to go green* Conclusion? Humorous Hawke is psychic.
1:25 LMFAO imagine if she used this line when arguing with her Grey Warden friend in the Fade: Warden: You killed almost every mage in Kirkwall! Sarcastic Hawke: A demon made me do it!
Hawke: Go ahead, I love to eavesdrop Varric: Hawke said sarcastically Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that >:( Varric: Hawke said angrily to the dwarf
So many times I told myself I was going to do a serious Hawke, but I just can't do it sarcastic Hawke is just priceless. Everyone in DA2 wants to take everything so seriously, and then Hawke shows up ready to make a joke at their expense.
My personal favorite is when revered mother Elthina sees through sister Petrice's ruse. It goes something like: "I think she saw right through you... Quick, try lying more!"
Humorous Hawke and the dialogue in general were the highlight of the whole game and the fact that characters actually react to the sarcasm and humor makes it all worth it.
There's one in the Legacy DLC where Hawke says; "Corypheus... with a name like that he's bound to go MU HA HA HA at some point." That was the greatest sarcastic Hawke remark I've ever heard.
Some of the sarcastic remarks Hawke makes are hilarious, and frankly - asked for. Others are mean. I played mine as starting out diplomatic with a good sense of humour, and then gradually, as she becomes more jaded, using more and more sarcasm. Trouble is, the game wants you to be one thing all the time. That's meh.
@@Galastel Unfortunately, it would be rather difficult to program all the different hybrid personalities and it would be too easy to shift between them
+Date Masamune Both Hawk and Varric were ruined in Inquisition imo. DA2's game play was pretty subpar, but it had some amazing character writing.... DA:I was exactly the opposite... great game play and terrible characters.
+Krescentwolf Well, you do have to factor in that Hawke got absolutely no break in life; at best, their mother and one of their siblings died, 4 out of 5 of their LIs can betray them at some point, and they pretty much feel as if all that war, death, and destruction from the Mage-Templar war is their fault.
CaptainRed1000 Maybe it was done on purpose, I'm not certain... But Varric felt... empty... tired... His snappy one-liners and zing from DA2 just didn't seem to be there. But my biggest problem with the DAI cast is that there was relatively little character developement in them. DA did it great... and DA2's one shining achievement was that it wrote GREAT characters. Bull and the rest of the cast felt... flat. That's not to say DA:I didn't have its own share of shining moments... it did. The characters just didnt feel like they measured up to the rich world the devs made.
Honestly, the game has it's faults, but the dialogue is pure friggin' gold. Hawke: "So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance under the moonlight to fit in?" Anders: "I'd pay to see that."
My favorite companion line in the whole game is when the Arishok says he's taking Isabela and Aveline pipes up "Oh, no. If anyone is kicking her ass, it's me." lol. For all its flaws I really enjoyed DA2, especially the dialogue. The companions and Hawke were like their own little family.
Humorous Hawke was an absolute fucking gold mine of hilarity - and tbh, a lot of the reason I kept coming back to play DA2. I really wish they integrated more of her sarcasm in Inquisition though.
The first time I played, I did the entire first act as a diplomatic/nice Hawke, and only started being a sarcastic/humorous Hawke in the second act. I never looked back.
My favorite line Hawke: "I love to eavesdrop on people." Varic: "Hawke said sarcastically" Hawke: you know I hate it when you do that." Varic: "Hawke said in an aside to the Dwarf."
Well, they do say a line depending of their personality if you let them die and didn't have them dating anyone. Otherwise, they apologize to their love interest.
Makes sense, considering the DA2 events and all that happened to her, and the ending, and the shitstorm going on in the world... Maybe lost some of her humor. Despite that, one quite funny line still remains.
well my Hawke romanced Anders and killed him after he blew up the chantry so her seriousness is a bit explained in inquisition. particularly her hatred for blood magic
That's why I don't want them to bring back the Warden (if you did the Dark Ritual). Many people are like "Oh, I want to see my Warden again, he/she can have a voice actor/actress like they did with Hawke". Yeah, but Hawke was nothing like Dragon Age II, and with so many origins and personalities you could pick for your Warden, I feel like giving the Warden a generic personality or voice will ruin him/her. I had a female Blood Mage Hawke in one World State, and she was vehemently against Blood Magic in Inquisition, which just made her look like a hypocrite....
Would really love if the Dragon Age 4 protagonist could have the choice to be Hawke levels of funny or Warden levels of evil, that would make for some fantastic dialogue choices xD
I laughed so much when she said, "Soil yourself later!' to the viscounts son. Love all of them though, too funny. Am always a sarcastic Hawke. It's just too good
Her childlike innocence is hilarious... Especially the quest with Aveline and Donnic or after you do Varric's quest with his brother, and he says something about priests being lit on fire..
whatever they say about dragon age 2, i believe that having a voice for the protagonist as this humorous choice give us some of the best dialogues on the whole series, something that inquisition follow seconds and that make the origins falls short in relevance of character; think about it, in inquisition your hawke can appear, no matter what way you choose, and depending on who, the perception of people change, but the hero of ferelden, was only "a friend" or "brave" quite superficial
Eh, I liked my Warden not having a voice. It was harder to read tone sometimes, but the amount of personalites you could have was amazing. There were often five to eight responses you could have to something, all with different tones and feelings. You could also have real arguments and conversations with characters, something that's not so lacking in DAII but was a major downfall in DAI (imo). Having said that, DAII and DAI was fine with voice acting and I enjoyed it.
I did my first play-through as almost entirely diplomatic fem Hawke and yeah I liked it, but oh my god I didn’t expect to like Sarcastic Hawke so much on my second run, it made the game even better lol
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And Cassandra wanted this chick to lead a holy war...
Well, Varric did take a few liberties when he wrote it all down...
Hawke was right about the nugskin coats though. My Inquisitor loves dem nugskins.
judging by this she'd have made a pretty good Shepard too
So many disgusted noises when varric was telling the story.
HowlingFlames whats a vekel?
First playthrough of Dragon Age II, I played as a Female Sarcastic Hawke...
Needless to say, I ended up wanting to romance myself.
+SadTreeButler that occurs off screen
same shit happened to me
Hahahahahah XD
That happens to me everyday.
same
I think my personal favorite is: "Gamlen can't say good morning without lying twice".
That shit is gold
if it was, Gamlen wouldn't have trouble with debt collectors though...
LOL "By the time I'm done the Templars will swear the sky is green" *Looks at Dragon Age Inquisition Trailer...tear in the veil causes the sky to go green*
Conclusion? Humorous Hawke is psychic.
ROFL!
LMAO!
***** Lol I can only Imagine if Cullen heard that in 2 then in Inquisition.
Varric too. He predicted that Corypheus would shit a dragon from his hole.
Haru Totetsu Coincidence I think not
3:16 "You'll have to be more specific. A lot of things are my fault"
Perfect
Flemmeth: *something something* You have to jump before you know if you can fly.
"Cheap advice, coming from a dragon."
"For it is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."
Bethany:We will regret to bring her here 🙆🙆
"By the time I'm done with this the Templars will swear the sky is green." Oh Hawke, careful with what you wish...
+Alejandro Solares oh that was perfect.
+Lelouchxzero1 lol,d when i realized what yoj where referring too... yeah
Sarcastic Hawke makes the game worth playing.
"But what about...oh Maker, where did my self righteousness and pointy ears go?" One of my favorites.
That was incredible and also the first time I ever heard the line xD
Cadence Hiddleston Solas greatly approves
I wish that was a dialogue option with Solas. I can already see him turning red from the tips of his ears to the entirety of his bald egghead.
Lol
It’s also hilarious that the elf’s comeback is to essentially call Hawke a human.
"And I thought Templars only treated mages this badly. Nice to see you're branching out."
Hawke said sarcastically.
You know I hate it when you do that.
Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf.
Cairrean If, ah, you two have a moment.
Aveline is judging Hawke so hard throughout the entire video.
+SogekingSchofield503 "How about I shove a canary up your coal mine?" That one had me crying.
She loves it🤣
"A dowry would only matter if you were courting him."
"Merill..."
"*gasp* You're courting him!"
Hawke's face at 14:06 is priceless
Never change Merrill...never change
“You never said how your three weeks in Orlais went.”
“You’re right, I didn’t.”
“So how was it? …oh! •giggle•”
Elf: There are demons, they make him do those horrible things!
Hawke: *facepalm*
"Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at" one of my fav lines :D
"Er..I uh... Hope there will be no call to kill anyone, serah."
i have a t-shirt that say that xD
12:49
RPGs in a nutshell
"I should go" Goddamn it Bioware
Anyone who didn't like dragon age 2 clearly didn't play through it with a wise ass fem hawke
Big facts
Dude, your comment is the best thing I ever read
Agreed.
too true.
I prefer male Hawke. The voice acting just feels better.
1:25 LMFAO imagine if she used this line when arguing with her Grey Warden friend in the Fade:
Warden: You killed almost every mage in Kirkwall!
Sarcastic Hawke: A demon made me do it!
She's like a slightly nicer Morrigan.
Morrigan had a better figure though.
Hawke: Go ahead, I love to eavesdrop
Varric: Hawke said sarcastically
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that >:(
Varric: Hawke said angrily to the dwarf
It's just so good 🤣
"where'd my self righteous attitude and pointy ears go?"
I'M HOLLERING
*DALISH GUARD:* Why, you...! *You...! SHEMLEN!!!*
So many times I told myself I was going to do a serious Hawke, but I just can't do it sarcastic Hawke is just priceless. Everyone in DA2 wants to take everything so seriously, and then Hawke shows up ready to make a joke at their expense.
Varric and Isabela would like to have a word with you.
My personal favorite is when revered mother Elthina sees through sister Petrice's ruse. It goes something like:
"I think she saw right through you... Quick, try lying more!"
That and Hawke said sarcastically.
10:49-10:50 - "Someday I like to one week without meeting an insane Mage, just one week!"
Humorous Hawke and the dialogue in general were the highlight of the whole game and the fact that characters actually react to the sarcasm and humor makes it all worth it.
"It's pretty late... you ass."
LOL!!! Gets me every time!
That was a asshole thing to say so she has a point.
@@spartanq7781 humorous hawke has a funny monologue after the same section if you fight that scene alone.
@@dungeonmaster201 Ah yes the case of Hawke talking to him/herself.
There's one in the Legacy DLC where Hawke says; "Corypheus... with a name like that he's bound to go MU HA HA HA at some point." That was the greatest sarcastic Hawke remark I've ever heard.
Sarcastic Hawke will always be best Hawke.
I redact my statement, over two years later, to say that I've become more fond of a diplomatic Hawke.
That is all.
You were right the first time.
But maybe I'll come back in 2 years and change my mind, who knows
.....didn't ask.
Some of the sarcastic remarks Hawke makes are hilarious, and frankly - asked for. Others are mean. I played mine as starting out diplomatic with a good sense of humour, and then gradually, as she becomes more jaded, using more and more sarcasm. Trouble is, the game wants you to be one thing all the time. That's meh.
@@Galastel Unfortunately, it would be rather difficult to program all the different hybrid personalities and it would be too easy to shift between them
I honestly wish Hawke were more like this in Inquisition.
+Date Masamune Both Hawk and Varric were ruined in Inquisition imo. DA2's game play was pretty subpar, but it had some amazing character writing.... DA:I was exactly the opposite... great game play and terrible characters.
***** Wouldn't go that far about the characters. I actually enjoy their dialogue.
+Krescentwolf Well, you do have to factor in that Hawke got absolutely no break in life; at best, their mother and one of their siblings died, 4 out of 5 of their LIs can betray them at some point, and they pretty much feel as if all that war, death, and destruction from the Mage-Templar war is their fault.
+Date Masamune The only character DAI did a disservice to was Hawke. The rest were fine.
CaptainRed1000
Maybe it was done on purpose, I'm not certain... But Varric felt... empty... tired... His snappy one-liners and zing from DA2 just didn't seem to be there.
But my biggest problem with the DAI cast is that there was relatively little character developement in them. DA did it great... and DA2's one shining achievement was that it wrote GREAT characters. Bull and the rest of the cast felt... flat.
That's not to say DA:I didn't have its own share of shining moments... it did. The characters just didnt feel like they measured up to the rich world the devs made.
"We are under attack, what a surprise"
"Sand in the eye."
"What was his name?"
"Anakin."
Honestly, the game has it's faults, but the dialogue is pure friggin' gold.
Hawke: "So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance under the moonlight to fit in?"
Anders: "I'd pay to see that."
"if he's not dead, watch out for a bunch of boneless women flopping though the streets" I can't
The only way to play the game xD
They will say that the sky is green
In inquistion they're right.
She really is superb. She delivers all of the lines perfectly.
It feels like they are the bloopers of dragon age 2 XD
My favorite companion line in the whole game is when the Arishok says he's taking Isabela and Aveline pipes up "Oh, no. If anyone is kicking her ass, it's me." lol. For all its flaws I really enjoyed DA2, especially the dialogue. The companions and Hawke were like their own little family.
Aveline is that one friend who is both sick of everyone else's shit and will absolutely be the first to punch out someone who threatens the group.
I'm disappointed Sarcastic Hawke didn't pull out much of her witty lines in the Inquisition. Sighhhh! I miss it so.
Still had one of my favorite lines in the game:
"If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks NOTHING like the Maker's bosom."
You've clearly missed something, someone has made a absolutely amazing compilation, or should I say three?
You have to select the sarcastic Hawke path in DA Keep. For it to transition into Inquisition.
too bad Inquisition didn't pull off half of the wit that DA2 did.
@@danieljanecka9492 except it did
"Oh! That's very clever then!" xD
I like the female Hawke's voice acting! The sarcastic tone is there
Humorous Hawke was an absolute fucking gold mine of hilarity - and tbh, a lot of the reason I kept coming back to play DA2.
I really wish they integrated more of her sarcasm in Inquisition though.
This is why Hawke should have been the inquisitor. She's able to keep it all in perspective. Also she would've called Solas on his bullshit
its that slide at 10:17 that gets me everytime
"if I might put this back on track"
"She went insane. Looking after 10 children will do that to a person. Or it could've been the demon" LOL i just love fem hawke voice :D
I'm totally gonna use that line. "A demon made me do it".
This one gold 😂😂😂
12:32 Geralt sheds a single tear of happiness.
Good girl Ciri
Пиер Стоянов Like Father Like Daughter
This woman is absolutely charming!
The first time I played, I did the entire first act as a diplomatic/nice Hawke, and only started being a sarcastic/humorous Hawke in the second act. I never looked back.
The female sarcastic hawke is the queen of badassdom.
My favorite line
Hawke: "I love to eavesdrop on people."
Varic: "Hawke said sarcastically"
Hawke: you know I hate it when you do that."
Varic: "Hawke said in an aside to the Dwarf."
I want Sarcastic FemHawke and Sarcastic Kassandra from Assassin's Creed Odyssey to go on an adventure together.
Would be a non-stop laugh track.
I loved having a humorous Hawke in DA2. I kind of find it sad that in Inquisition, she doesn't retain that humor. Like, where did my Hawke go?! D:
Well, they do say a line depending of their personality if you let them die and didn't have them dating anyone. Otherwise, they apologize to their love interest.
Hawke doesn't exactly have many lines in Inquisition.
Makes sense, considering the DA2 events and all that happened to her, and the ending, and the shitstorm going on in the world... Maybe lost some of her humor. Despite that, one quite funny line still remains.
well my Hawke romanced Anders and killed him after he blew up the chantry so her seriousness is a bit explained in inquisition. particularly her hatred for blood magic
That's why I don't want them to bring back the Warden (if you did the Dark Ritual). Many people are like "Oh, I want to see my Warden again, he/she can have a voice actor/actress like they did with Hawke". Yeah, but Hawke was nothing like Dragon Age II, and with so many origins and personalities you could pick for your Warden, I feel like giving the Warden a generic personality or voice will ruin him/her. I had a female Blood Mage Hawke in one World State, and she was vehemently against Blood Magic in Inquisition, which just made her look like a hypocrite....
09:48-10:20 - Classic DA:2 Moment.
I don't know why, but I love how Hawke gets in between. The voice actress is a genious! :)
"He isn't very trustworthy. And he smells."
QUEEN
"I have a smile on my face. That should be enough for most people." is actually very sad :(
Would really love if the Dragon Age 4 protagonist could have the choice to be Hawke levels of funny or Warden levels of evil, that would make for some fantastic dialogue choices xD
humorous hawke is my queen.
14:01 Dat expression on Hawke when Merrill realizes that Aveline is courting Donnell..priceless!
*MERRILL:* (gasp!) You're courting him!
I laughed so much when she said, "Soil yourself later!' to the viscounts son. Love all of them though, too funny. Am always a sarcastic Hawke. It's just too good
I also love when anders says "I love you" to hawke and she says "Want a sandwich?"
Fenris : This freedom tastes like ashes.
Hawke: I always thought it tastes like chicken.
That's just brilliant.
Don't be silly, you would only need to worry about a dowry if you were courting him. Merril.... Omg you're courting him!!
Two things this game got right:
Sarcastic Hawke
More dynamic combat
The combined might of Isabela, Varric and sarcastic Hawke make this whole game into a comedy.
Isabela and Hawke are perfect
"What about my...maker! Where did my self righteousness and pointy ears go?!" 😂
Hawke talking in DA2 more than makes up for the Hero of Ferelden not saying a word in DAO.
The green sky line aged perfectly
8:46 Charming. Very charming, Isabela
2:35......Damn it Merril!
Her childlike innocence is hilarious... Especially the quest with Aveline and Donnic or after you do Varric's quest with his brother, and he says something about priests being lit on fire..
Female sarcastic Hawke is the only way to play this game.
07:05 - "Well pardon my dog for breathing!" Brilliant, that one is the best in my opinion.
This voice actress was wonderful
Sarcastic fem Hawke is canon to me. Can't imagine Hawke as anything else than a snarky bitch and I love it.
Utterly brilliant. I really liked experiencing your youtube video. I am looking forward to discovering several extra in the near future.
08:51 - Brilliant, it's Classic Isabela.
I love the Shepard reference at the end.
I love hawke's voice
Hawke: "What's a Meckel?"
Some guy: "He's my brother"
lmao
Sandal: The old lady is scary!
Hawke:
Sandal:
Hawke:
Sandal:
Hawke:
Sandal: *scratches butt*
Thanks for sneaking some Aveline in this video.
whatever they say about dragon age 2, i believe that having a voice for the protagonist as this humorous choice give us some of the best dialogues on the whole series, something that inquisition follow seconds and that make the origins falls short in relevance of character; think about it, in inquisition your hawke can appear, no matter what way you choose, and depending on who, the perception of people change, but the hero of ferelden, was only "a friend" or "brave" quite superficial
Eh, I liked my Warden not having a voice. It was harder to read tone sometimes, but the amount of personalites you could have was amazing. There were often five to eight responses you could have to something, all with different tones and feelings. You could also have real arguments and conversations with characters, something that's not so lacking in DAII but was a major downfall in DAI (imo).
Having said that, DAII and DAI was fine with voice acting and I enjoyed it.
This compilation is gold. I'm currently playing this video as comforting background noise while I play Inquisition. I miss Hawke's wise ass remarks
10:20 "You were going to kill people anyway? That's... not funny at all, really" makes it 10 times funnier LMFAO
I did my first play-through as almost entirely diplomatic fem Hawke and yeah I liked it, but oh my god I didn’t expect to like Sarcastic Hawke so much on my second run, it made the game even better lol
06:59 - Aveline: "'It's pretty late?' You ass."
The moment hawke barks back I was like ' aren't mabari supposed to be really clever? Why did this one choose this silly goose? '
"She does like to add one and one and get eleven, doesn´t she?" xD
"Why so serious all of a sudden?"
"I have a smile on my face."
Accidental or perfect editing?
Say what you want about DA 2 the dialogue is golden
Don't watch while getting ready for work... you'll laugh hard enough you can't do anything lol
The sass... it's too much to handle xD
Humorous Hawke and Alistair would have been a great duo.
Left out my favorite:
"I'd make a terrible slave. I talk to much. [pulls a knife to the guy's throat] And I do this."
my one take away is that u can't be funny AND solve problems peacefully at the same time.
5:21 that was bloody hilarious!
Sarcastic and Queen Bitch Hawke is the only way to play the game :D
"I should go." Haha, oh Hawke.
No matter how many times I play this game, or watch videos out there in the aether, I never tire of Merrill's simplicity.