''Im a giant with a war dog either im delivering a hound or besieging your fort. "Hope for the former.'' "It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration." Sten doesn't even try. LOL
After the fall of Activision's gaming pride, I have limited faith in the whole gaming industry... With the way things are going, in 5-10 years... It will be like 1983 all over again...
Aaron Page Your problem with ME3 is it's ending, no? Surely you found something to enjoy? Besides, what happened with ME3's ending was no fault of Bioware, but of EA, their publisher/owners. EA says jump, Bioware have no choice but to ask how high. EA says make an ending a large number of people will hate, Bioware must ask how many people. Bioware still cares about players; EA cares about money.
I can actually imagine a bit of those planes: A) Send Morrigan dressed in a chantry's attire (it's gold I tell you), B) Send Alistair unmasked so he can be recognized and arrested at once and C) Send Teagan dressed as a templar asking for an apostate he must confirm (for a mage warden of course)
If you remember what he say when you met him he's not even payed for the assassinates, the crow's are payed for it. He's a very poor rat, his own words
He must be by far the less used to "act" to fulfill a goal. Even Morrigan had better social interactions than he. Which make's his answers the funiest of all.
Zevran's answers are even more hilarious if he's the Warden's romance. "You think it's enough that I'm here to save the person I love?! NO! I. WILL. GET. PAID!" Aw, that's the man I love
@@Inddesign oh, no, he doesn't say that directly xD I'm talking about how his words are perceived. Like, he's coming to save you, his love, but god damn it, he WILL make money on it in the process xD
I wonder, can you have Shale and dog go rescue you? That would be really interesting. "You're a dog trainer?" "Of course, never seen a golem who trains dogs?"
I know your question is three years old, but you can't even select Shale as a rescuer in the actual game. These Shale cutscenes are only available through modding unused scenes and dialogue from the game files back in. And no, there is no dialogue for Shale and Dog paired, unfortunately.
sten: it kills on command. would you like a demonstration? seriously, this is among the reason i love DA:O companions so much than the other two installations
@@s-e-e-k-i-n-g and with Bioware hemorrhaging senior staff and talent these last couple of years. There is much to be worried for over this game and Mass Effect’s future. So far the only really good news I’ve heard is that EA is forcing them to use a newer game engine.
Shale was not happy to be part the plan and I love how she questioned morrigan of how she thought of the plan. The Zevran and Oghren plot was funny too. "I'm the pretty one." - Oghren XD
"its a weapon, dear, it does what weapons do." "i'll just go to the king, tell him that Ferelden would rather let hundreds of it's men die rather than keep accurate paperwork." "tis time for rampant slaughter then." "look, they told me to bring him here, so i brought him. i can stand here all day if i have to. him, on the other hand...ever seen a mabari get bored?" god i love dragon age
bg3929Z she's actually really nice if you get on her good side I just started playing yesterday and I gave her all the gifts that I found in lothering and Ostagar and now we're close but I'm only egging on her good side so she doesn't leave me at the end and also cause she's powerful and probably the strongest Mage on my team
Actually she can't lie when paired with leliana/wynne/dog otherwise I think she can lie through all of them. Leliana by the way can lie through all 3 check points, considering lieing was her job.
LOL Zevran sure wants to be paid doesn’t he. Sten is the best though, especially when he says ‘and now am talking to an animal. I’ve been in this country too long’ haha
Zevran with Shale is the best, ahahaha! Sten is also pretty hilarious, especially with dog, haha. I wish they did a similar thing for DA2, it'd be so funny to see Varric bluff his way past all the guards!
I kinda hope that Zevran actually was told by Alistair and the rest of the party that he would be paid for delivering Shale to the fort, and he fell for it.
Don't even have the game installed atm, not sure why. This game holds a special place in my heart. And these scenes are the funniest in the game. Never get tired of watching youtube videos whenever I miss my favorite fantasy rpg.
My favorite is oghren and shale. That was classic. XD Soldier: "You don't say...What's it do?" Oghren: "It tells knock-knock jokes and entertains the kids at parties. What do you think it does, stretch? It's a giant, walking rock!" Omfg I damn near died that was funny. Oghren RULES!
"WELL fine I'll take it back to Orzammar, tell the king that Ferelden will let hundreds of its men die rather than keep accurate paperwork..." Speech : 100
I think Ogren actually won the 'Infiltrate with a Golem' game, closely followed by Stan, apparently being yourself and not caring about the art of spying, or being discovered, works wonders for the delivery.
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No matter what... Zevran WILL be paid for this.
We are not here to discuss such matter, I was told I would be paid *upon delivery* and I won't leave until I get paid.
Zevran is the only one to show up with like 5 gold at the end.
@@prostheticballerina total legend
NO MATTER WHAT!
''Im a giant with a war dog either im delivering a hound or besieging your fort.
"Hope for the former.''
"It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration." Sten doesn't even try. LOL
He's wonderfully deadpan. Again, I keep saying, perfect romance target. If only qun mating weren't so violent.... unless he lied about that.
Sten's Strategy:
Intimidate so much, that the enemy just hopes you are lying about wanting to kill them.
#flawless!
@@nicolesong6199 considering what Dorians into I think Sten was lying or he's a real freak.
Zevran is the best... Keeps harassing them about payment... LOL
Zevran is nearly always the best (:
Zevran and Oghren are the most awesome duo ever, i hope we see them in Inquisition :)
ShefSale21 after the mess up in ME3 my faith in bioware is limited
After the fall of Activision's gaming pride, I have limited faith in the whole gaming industry... With the way things are going, in 5-10 years... It will be like 1983 all over again...
Aaron Page Your problem with ME3 is it's ending, no? Surely you found something to enjoy? Besides, what happened with ME3's ending was no fault of Bioware, but of EA, their publisher/owners. EA says jump, Bioware have no choice but to ask how high. EA says make an ending a large number of people will hate, Bioware must ask how many people. Bioware still cares about players; EA cares about money.
Zevran: we may be rescuing the Warden but I WILL be getting some money from this.
Antivans....
Zevran's gotta eat.
Priorities
11:37 "I'm a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former."
Gotta love Sten.
Must I point out the obvious I'm a Giant man with a War Dog either let me in or get someone who will
[disgusted noise]
Cassandra greatly approves
Cassandra needs to meet Shale
Sten: ...
Shale: *sigh*
Sten: Now is hardly the time for levity.
Sten is so precious!!!
Incredible moment
:D
"Obviously you didn't hear Eamons other plans. This was genius by comparison" omfg Morrigans sass is EVERYTHING!!!
I can actually imagine a bit of those planes: A) Send Morrigan dressed in a chantry's attire (it's gold I tell you), B) Send Alistair unmasked so he can be recognized and arrested at once and C) Send Teagan dressed as a templar asking for an apostate he must confirm (for a mage warden of course)
i love how zevran keeps bringing up payment lmao
He's probably the most used to "act" among the warden companions. He's probably just being natural in asking for payment
Zevran still wants that damn payment till this day.
The life of an assassin.
If you remember what he say when you met him he's not even payed for the assassinates, the crow's are payed for it. He's a very poor rat, his own words
I love Sten. He’s hilarious. “You’re a dog trainer...?” “I have a dog. What more do you want...?”
He must be by far the less used to "act" to fulfill a goal. Even Morrigan had better social interactions than he. Which make's his answers the funiest of all.
@@elcaballerodwemer584 morrigans easily the best companion in terms of social interaction. Are you nuts?
Zevran's answers are even more hilarious if he's the Warden's romance.
"You think it's enough that I'm here to save the person I love?! NO! I. WILL. GET. PAID!"
Aw, that's the man I love
I had no idea Zevran says that! I must replay for sure, thanks for the Info! (i usually defeat ser Cauthrien)
@@Inddesign oh, no, he doesn't say that directly xD I'm talking about how his words are perceived. Like, he's coming to save you, his love, but god damn it, he WILL make money on it in the process xD
"Maric pees on one of the guards"
That is the most hilarious sentence ever after reading the books.
And after reading the books, I think Maric would have also find it hilarious 😂
Oh maker, the king _PEED_ on me!
Zevran talking to the captain is funny because it’s basically the voiceactor talking to himself
Really? I had no idea.
@@Gguyrules Dark Souls had very dark secrets Indeed
After all these years, i've just realized
What noooooo they’re different voice actors they have to be
"... and now I'm talking to an animal. I've been in this country too long."
Considering he lost a wrestling match to a roast, by submission, I think talking to a dog is the least of his worries.
When is this scene in the video anyway? Or is it in a different one?
It’s at 12:00.
"tis time for rampant slaughter then" Gotta love morrigan.
I think Zevran just wanted to get paid XD
"Im a giant with a war dog, either im delivering a hound or besieging your fort"
OMG Sten really? :DDD
And Leliana with mabari was so cute
I wonder, can you have Shale and dog go rescue you? That would be really interesting. "You're a dog trainer?" "Of course, never seen a golem who trains dogs?"
"With this thing, the vermin of the sky shall never again bother this fort."
I know your question is three years old, but you can't even select Shale as a rescuer in the actual game.
These Shale cutscenes are only available through modding unused scenes and dialogue from the game files back in. And no, there is no dialogue for Shale and Dog paired, unfortunately.
@@GoddoDoggo I am pretty sure this is inacurate
@@Mazsi1201 I actually think he's right. Shale has always been unavailabe in my playthroughs for this particular part
@@ecvjtv2778 they made her a DLC but forgot to add her here
lol. I love how Zev's the only one demanding money. XD
He's so natural on it
sten: it kills on command. would you like a demonstration?
seriously, this is among the reason i love DA:O companions so much than the other two installations
I agree. I miss the sass and absurdity. Unfortunately the 2 later games suffer a little due to losing most of DAO's main writers.
@@AnnoyingAsianWitch with da4 coming soon, this keeps me up at night more than ever before
@@s-e-e-k-i-n-g and with Bioware hemorrhaging senior staff and talent these last couple of years. There is much to be worried for over this game and Mass Effect’s future.
So far the only really good news I’ve heard is that EA is forcing them to use a newer game engine.
"Oh dear. If he dies, I still expect to be paid for this delivery."
Typical Zev!
All of Shale's sighing is priceless
Zevran is brilliant, lol. His demanding behaviour makes him sound genuine.
Morrigan is hilarious. She is queen of the verbal bitchslap. And I love how Dog adores her.
Zevran. You are the best.
STEN. OMG STAHP. Hahahahaha
sailtheplains I mean have you SEEN sten's quips?
he's the god of verbal bitchslapping and oghren too damn!
@@markervine1855 sten is the king of verbal punches to the face
"i'am a MAN IMPATIENT MAN WITH A WAR DOG"
EPIC
Why would anyone argue with that is beyond me.
jinxfire Because is FUNNY? buy some sense of hummor
Shale was not happy to be part the plan and I love how she questioned morrigan of how she thought of the plan.
The Zevran and Oghren plot was funny too.
"I'm the pretty one." - Oghren XD
"It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration?" I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH!
all dragon age games have fantastic characters. its there best thing about them.
TheBronf It's one of the reasons why I fell in love with this game.
Lmao at the awkward silence between Sten and Shale!
Daniel Dracovox Now is hardly the time for levity.
Zevran: The greedy courier actor.
Ivan Cortez He deserves his own game.
I don’t think he’s acting lmao
I love how the dog is just the fucking best at bullshitting everyone.
I love him so much.
He's better at bullshitting than any of the companions, it's hilarious 🤣🤣
I love how Zevran always ask for money on this mission
That guard just stands there so nonchalantly while getting peed on and only gets annoyed after it's done XD
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Just try to act nonchalant. " Leliana sweetheart you're talking to a dog. 😂
And the dog is not the dumbest part of the party... That has been firmly established.
mabari understand human language
"its a weapon, dear, it does what weapons do."
"i'll just go to the king, tell him that Ferelden would rather let hundreds of it's men die rather than keep accurate paperwork."
"tis time for rampant slaughter then."
"look, they told me to bring him here, so i brought him. i can stand here all day if i have to. him, on the other hand...ever seen a mabari get bored?"
god i love dragon age
Man I wish there were more quests like this in DA2 and DAI. Like imagine Sera and Vivienne trying to break you out of jail
i'd die to see
sera and iron bull
varic and cassandra
dorian and cullen
leliana and josephine
solas and cole
2:00 Sending in Sten and Shale.
Two of the most stealthy and inconspicuous members in the party.
I forgot how tall Sten is. Damn.
Note to self: NEVER have Morrigan attempt to go under cover for me...
bg3929Z she's actually really nice if you get on her good side I just started playing yesterday and I gave her all the gifts that I found in lothering and Ostagar and now we're close but I'm only egging on her good side so she doesn't leave me at the end and also cause she's powerful and probably the strongest Mage on my team
it's not her frienship I'm questioning, but her inability to reel in the sarcasm for like, five seconds... Dead giveaway.
Morrigan bathes in sarcasm. Not going to get it off her lol.
Something doesn’t go exactly as planned: “‘Tis time for rampant slaughter then.”
"It is time for rampant slaughter then." Ah, Morrigan, I miss you much lol.
It's amazing what a poor liar Morrigan is. Guess she's not used to having to do more than bat her eyelashes.
Actually she can't lie when paired with leliana/wynne/dog otherwise I think she can lie through all of them.
Leliana by the way can lie through all 3 check points, considering lieing was her job.
A pretty accurate representation of how my tabletop group does a rescue mission.
5:10 Nice job there, Oghren! King Cailan has been dead for quite some time.
Not one guard blinked an eye at that, either. Lol
And the dwarves have kept their doors closed to all visitors
I mean. I wouldn't say no to a giant rock that says knock knock jokes
Anything said before that is easily forgotten xD
I didn't even realize Alistair could not be captured with you. lol
I pity those guards, I can imagine all of these scenes taking place in the same and every guard has just given up by the time the mabari arrives
"What in the name of Andraste's holy knickers is THAT thing?" LOL!
12 yrs later. Few things still top DAO humour. 😂😂
Who would think that they would all be such good golem salesmen.
I can't get enough of all the sighing Shale's doing. She's so done with everyone's shit.
He wasn't told he was getting a mabari
Sten and Hound killed it :'D
"I'm a large impatient man with a wardog."
LOL Zevran sure wants to be paid doesn’t he. Sten is the best though, especially when he says ‘and now am talking to an animal. I’ve been in this country too long’ haha
'I'm a large, impatient man with a war dog!' Oh Gosh, gotta love Sten!
Dog: *whines*
Alistair: 'that's what I was thinking too.'
LOLOL ♥
"It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration?"
Oh Sten, you are one of the best characters ever.
This quest was the single best part of the entire DA series.
Zevran with Shale is the best, ahahaha! Sten is also pretty hilarious, especially with dog, haha. I wish they did a similar thing for DA2, it'd be so funny to see Varric bluff his way past all the guards!
Pie Pierrot
Outwitted by Alistar.... poor guard.
Oghren and Sten have the best lines on this rescue mission. XD
I sure hope Zevran got his payment XD
I love how Zevran always acts so angry.
Looks fabulous*
I can't eat tonight if I don't get paid.
It's always worth skipping the Cauthrien fight for this! :D I can't believe I missed out on it on my very first playthrough.
The dog is best. Peeing on the guard.
Jeez, here I am commenting 10 years later. Love it, thank you.
Guard: What's that?
Alistair: *salesman mode activated*
Zevran: *Underpaid courier mode activated*
This quest is a fever dream and kinda the best quest in any game ever
I kinda hope that Zevran actually was told by Alistair and the rest of the party that he would be paid for delivering Shale to the fort, and he fell for it.
the best moments ever right here
Why is it that dwarven companions make the best story tellers... they could definitely make a bard dwarf lol
"Now that wont do at all.."
"Men were under attack!"
...lol wut?
"I hope this works..."
(Whines)
"That's what I was thinking too."
(Bark!)
Alistair is the best sales man ever of all time
When leliana was talking to the dog like that lucky morrihon wasn't there she woudl of been making fun of leliana lol
Don't even have the game installed atm, not sure why. This game holds a special place in my heart. And these scenes are the funniest in the game. Never get tired of watching youtube videos whenever I miss my favorite fantasy rpg.
I love Morrigan's sarcastic comments
My favorite is oghren and shale. That was classic. XD
Soldier: "You don't say...What's it do?"
Oghren: "It tells knock-knock jokes and entertains the kids at parties. What do you think it does, stretch? It's a giant, walking rock!"
Omfg I damn near died that was funny. Oghren RULES!
"'Tis time for rampant slaughter, then."
Morrigan you wound me XD
I love how throughout all the long dialogues of the party members all shale says is "uughh"
Morrigan with the dog=PRICELESS.
I love how Zevran always try to get paid :D
I can't be the only one who ABSOLUTLY LOVES (and even pay If I was asked for) to see MORRIGAN POSSING LIKE A CHANTRY SISTER, PURE GOLD I TELL YOU
Morrigan and Zevran doing this was iconic
"WELL fine I'll take it back to Orzammar, tell the king that Ferelden will let hundreds of its men die rather than keep accurate paperwork..."
Speech : 100
Tis time for rampant slaughter then :D Holy crap that cracked me up so hard :D The writing for Dragon Age Origins never ceases to amaze :D
8:35 OMG Leliana! That was so sweet :3
Zevran, Oghren, Sten and the Dogs rescuing banter is the best they get me everytime.
meanwhile I just broke out, killing everyone in my path as I had no idea what I was doing anyways XD
Oh, dear - I never even thought about selecting Shale as one of the rescuers!
"I didn't hear anything about any... walking statues being delivered"
Heh, that's ingrained in my mind now.
Oghren FTW "What do you think it does strech? ITS A GIANT WALKING ROCK!"
I am surprised by how good Sten is able to keep the facade and even improvise on himself. He's quite an actor, do you know?
Zevran talking to himself... weird.
Most people talk to their dogs. And...other people's dogs.
@@Gguyrules No, they mean the voice actor who voices Zevran also voices the captain.
Oh, Sten. Always so charming
It's all about the payment, Zevran, its all about the payment...
Leliana's hilarious.
YOU DON'T SAY?!
It's so awesome seeing them all interact with one another 😁
I think Ogren actually won the 'Infiltrate with a Golem' game, closely followed by Stan, apparently being yourself and not caring about the art of spying, or being discovered, works wonders for the delivery.
Other Companions: *bluffs elaborately*
Oghren: WHAT KIND OF NUG-LOVER--
2:12 Shale has crush on Sten? O_O