Random Zevran Snark from Dragon Age.

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  • @ghanimajade
    @ghanimajade 10 лет назад +1221

    "I just wanted to report I failed my mission."
    "You don't say."
    I think I laughed a little too hard there. ahahah

    • @artica79
      @artica79 7 лет назад +47

      ghanimajade I'm terribly broken up over it 😂😂😂

    • @marcusgames4518
      @marcusgames4518 7 лет назад +7

      ghanimajade I can't stop laughing about that

    • @ilumi421
      @ilumi421 6 лет назад +7

      Elodie Personna and loghain its also awesome with the dog

    • @allisonruff8725
      @allisonruff8725 6 лет назад +25

      I died laughing at Zev. What a little shit, I love him

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 6 лет назад +2

      @@allisonruff8725 You're not the only one

  • @niamhcorrigan3972
    @niamhcorrigan3972 5 лет назад +380

    "I am *all ears* , as we elves like to say"
    An underrated line lol

  • @goobienicole
    @goobienicole 10 лет назад +807

    *dog barks*
    "I agree. Go team! Hurrah!"
    this game's dialogue is golden

  • @jackyfussel
    @jackyfussel 9 лет назад +603

    Morrigan: "I hate you all."
    Poor Morrigan, getting picked on by half of the party.

    • @phantom4cerberus
      @phantom4cerberus 9 лет назад +3

      Well make people dislike Her soo...

    • @jackyfussel
      @jackyfussel 9 лет назад +39

      phantom4cerberus
      Who could dislike her? She just has a hard shell. How would anyone be after living with mad Flemeth for all your life?
      Still, I laughed.

    • @phantom4cerberus
      @phantom4cerberus 9 лет назад +17

      Miki Ito I know ^^ just explaining why the other companions tease her so much, because every time they attempt to start a conversation with her they get slashed, like she said she never knew the concept of friendship

    • @jackyfussel
      @jackyfussel 9 лет назад +3

      phantom4cerberus
      Ah, now I understand. Your reply confused me, sorry. ^_^
      You're right about that. But I would be a bit disgruntled too, if I found dead things and dog slobber in my unmentionables. :D

    • @phantom4cerberus
      @phantom4cerberus 9 лет назад +1

      Miki Ito Oh i understand my sentence was not complete xD my bad, and about that part with the dog haha i had a good laugh, even if i felt bad for the dog poor dog so innocent :( "ignorance is bliss" as the chantry says haha

  • @Lillithfollower
    @Lillithfollower 10 лет назад +673

    "ELF!'
    "OGHREN!"

  • @UhYeahNoThanks
    @UhYeahNoThanks 14 лет назад +257

    "So the painted elf assaults helpless statuary with its feces?"
    "If given sufficient cause, why not?"

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 3 года назад

      that part just played XD

    • @Ahkziel
      @Ahkziel 6 месяцев назад +1

      That is outrageous!

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 10 лет назад +497

    I wish I had the grasp of wit that Zevran Aranai has.

    • @Theaves873
      @Theaves873 2 года назад +10

      I’d settle for even a fraction of it.

    • @plaguegang3342
      @plaguegang3342 2 года назад +1

      As do i, i only have a mere fraction of it due to me just absolutely adoring him, and being around so many witty people that I got a grasp, but sadly I’m only equal to like .0000001% of his wit

  • @Yootoobpoopification
    @Yootoobpoopification 14 лет назад +149

    "So, the painted elf assaults helpless statues with its feces?"
    "If given sufficient cause, why not?"
    It's impossible not to love Zevran.

  • @phyrefly3331
    @phyrefly3331 9 лет назад +475

    And people still wonder why I love Zevran

    • @Kivdasato
      @Kivdasato 4 года назад +20

      Before playing the game I was like "what do they see in Zev." And now I love him

    • @rudolphraindeer2169
      @rudolphraindeer2169 3 года назад +2

      I liked zevran,but i recentely started another playtrougth,i realized How much depraved he is,Just not killed him because my character was a good boy,i almost started a romance out of mistake,lol

    • @rudolphraindeer2169
      @rudolphraindeer2169 3 года назад +1

      I'm my dwarf Noble playtrougth i romanced zevran

  • @Crystalwolf78
    @Crystalwolf78 11 лет назад +200

    lol I love how he just so matter of factually tells Logahin that he failed like it was just a nice chat and the sarcasm rofl

  • @testshietchannel
    @testshietchannel 6 лет назад +116

    "You just gonna make fun of me anyway!"
    "Why would I ever do such a thing?"
    "So, Why do you wanna know?"
    "To make fun of you, of course!"

  • @jezebel324
    @jezebel324 9 лет назад +292

    The banter in Dragon Age Origins was hilarious. I miss Zevran so much.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 3 года назад +6

      All of the dragon age banter is great. Anything with Bull, Varric, and Allister is hilarious. Bonus points for Alister if he is arguing with Morrigan.

  • @alexc119
    @alexc119 10 лет назад +221

    That banter between him and the Dog just killed me XD

    • @katespell
      @katespell 6 лет назад +14

      Right? The mabari showing up for just a few seconds everytime he barked killed me XD

    • @Levsa399
      @Levsa399 5 лет назад +12

      “I agree. Go team. Hurrah!”

  • @heatherturner1694
    @heatherturner1694 10 лет назад +276

    Zevran and Oghren make me think of Legolas and Gimli... they even look similar...

  • @juanchoelias27
    @juanchoelias27 8 лет назад +200

    "And there we go, I think you owe me 5 silvers yes?"

    • @Magpie5yndrome
      @Magpie5yndrome 8 лет назад +32

      +JuanchoElias27 That banter alone can be reason why Zevran is my favorite companion in Origins.

    • @elnoare
      @elnoare 8 лет назад +19

      +Seliasei Same omfg. I really hope he's actually in a future game (not counting DA2 because dear god what did they do to his face)

    • @Magpie5yndrome
      @Magpie5yndrome 8 лет назад +1

      Eleanor F.M Mods are wonderful. I found one I liked some time ago. Can't find it now. But yeah, they can make it more bearable.

  • @ariellearnold
    @ariellearnold 6 лет назад +331

    AAHAHAHAHA OMG THE SHALE CONVERSATION.
    Shale: "The painted elf will stay away from me."
    Zev: *sigh* "I get that a lot."

  • @Tamlinsgrove
    @Tamlinsgrove 11 лет назад +164

    Zevran, you magnificent bisexual spanish elf assassin, you! :D

    • @krukblood-axe3649
      @krukblood-axe3649 7 лет назад +13

      Antivan*

    • @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955
      @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955 5 лет назад +14

      Vaguely italian. Antiva is loosely based around italy

    • @Levsa399
      @Levsa399 5 лет назад +1

      Xirius The Soulwatcher

    • @SaVanityVan
      @SaVanityVan 5 лет назад +26

      Antiva is based on Italy (several city names are named after Italian cities/landmarks, like Treviso and Rialto), but confusingly, the accents and language are Spanish.
      I wouldn't be surprised if/when they flesh the country out more (either in a book or in a future game where we get to go there) it will be a mix of both Spanish and Italian influences.

  • @WinterLynne94
    @WinterLynne94 10 лет назад +212

    6:51 Um. . . Alistair. . . I don't think that's what Zevran meant by "hopping borders."
    I love them both XD

    • @MarztheStoic
      @MarztheStoic 10 лет назад +7

      i know XD

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 3 года назад +1

      Alistars such a lovable idiot.

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 2 года назад

      Please explain it to me because I don't get it

    • @WinterLynne94
      @WinterLynne94 2 года назад +6

      @@ahstiasummers5583 Switch teams. Swing the other way. Be not straight.

  • @Ladyfaeyrys
    @Ladyfaeyrys 10 лет назад +200

    uhg the accent...THE ACCENT i tell you ...*melts*

  • @TonitheTater
    @TonitheTater 13 лет назад +48

    I also appreciate the stealth joke in the Antivan Crows' name: a group of crows is called a murder.

  • @Lelouchxzero1
    @Lelouchxzero1 9 лет назад +213

    Alistair Alistair Alistair...hopping borders..isn't what you think it means.

    • @dubbzy92
      @dubbzy92 9 лет назад +20

      +Lelouchxzero1 I knew he was a little dim, but damn Alistair, think for a second!

    • @Magpie5yndrome
      @Magpie5yndrome 8 лет назад +74

      +Joey Weems Can't exactly blame the poor guy. He spent a good deal of his life being raised and taught in a Chantry monastary. A part of him is still afraid that sex before marriage will result in being struck by lightning.

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +3

      what did he mean?

    • @Mikakitten1724
      @Mikakitten1724 4 года назад +5

      @@wuftchan8299 The more common phrase is "switch teams"...if you catch my drift

    • @thatweirdfriend1470
      @thatweirdfriend1470 3 года назад

      @@wuftchan8299 swinging the other way

  • @Kicia84
    @Kicia84 8 лет назад +101

    I absolutely love that, while he doesn't do it ingame, you can hear Loghain facepalm. He's probably doing it internally.
    And him calling Alistiair rugged and quick witted, who then proves that he's not quite as bright.

    • @manimals-jormungandr8144
      @manimals-jormungandr8144 6 лет назад +2

      Eveline Waschitzek He’s just ignorant. If you see him in Inquisition, he’s less ignorant, but more of a dick.

    • @mithrandirsilvertongue1406
      @mithrandirsilvertongue1406 6 лет назад +4

      Manimals - Jörmungandr how is he a dick? More stern maybe, but he’s not some asshole...

    • @RnRnR
      @RnRnR 6 лет назад

      @@mithrandirsilvertongue1406 He claimed my Warden was on Corypheus's side. But in DA2 he said they were friends... he's a traitorous asshole imo :(

  • @joleenj.rodriguez9162
    @joleenj.rodriguez9162 9 лет назад +114

    Oh, my GOD. THIS GUY. This is gold. XD
    The Loghain one was fuckin' priceless.

  • @lizzymarlow5208
    @lizzymarlow5208 8 лет назад +68

    I miss my precious zevran....

  • @ellie7200
    @ellie7200 7 лет назад +50

    It is my goal to be just 3% as witty and sassy as Zevran is

  • @CheekierNeko
    @CheekierNeko 10 лет назад +110

    Lmao Zevran. You are wooless?

  • @fuchsraeude1294
    @fuchsraeude1294 9 лет назад +256

    "You knife-eared pipe cleaner!" Is he meaning what I think he means?^^

  • @DoctorNumber10
    @DoctorNumber10 8 лет назад +169

    Alistair is so precious, oh you poor baby that's not what that means

    • @Rin_Morow
      @Rin_Morow 8 лет назад +44

      that's why having Zevran and Alistair in my party together at all times is a must.

    • @amitr24242
      @amitr24242 2 года назад +3

      @@Rin_Morow yeah I take alister, zevran and morrigan as much as I can! Best banters!

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 2 года назад

      I’m on Alistair’s level of sweet dumbass, please explain to me the innuendo

  • @PurplePuppyPoison
    @PurplePuppyPoison 11 лет назад +92

    "I hate you all" - story of Morrigan's relationship with pretty much everyone.

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 8 лет назад +57

    If given sufficient cause OMG ZEVRAN

  • @gamerweasel7000
    @gamerweasel7000 7 лет назад +81

    He sounds like a khajiit omg

  • @TheAssassinLoverYT
    @TheAssassinLoverYT 4 года назад +55

    "Do women go for that kind of thing"
    Me: Looks at all my DA love interests. "Yes...yes we do."

    • @Swedishtrex
      @Swedishtrex 4 года назад +7

      I had the same thought. No one will ever beat Zev though. He's the best.

    • @TheAssassinLoverYT
      @TheAssassinLoverYT 4 года назад +4

      @@Swedishtrex Agreed

  • @VenomQuill
    @VenomQuill 12 лет назад +79

    "I came to inform you I have failed my mission."
    "You don't say..."
    I may hate Loghain but HOLY CRAP that is AWESOME! xD

  • @Loptr_
    @Loptr_ 10 лет назад +92

    i just saw that zevran's voice actor was also the male inquisitor's... what the hell. so disturbing.

    • @BlazeBluetm35
      @BlazeBluetm35 9 лет назад +49

      annoying actually, i thought the only reason zevran didn't appear in DA:I was because the actor couldn't be hired...sigh, would have been nice to actually see him in-game.

    • @Loptr_
      @Loptr_ 9 лет назад +5

      true :/ there are lots of chars from the previous games i would have loved to see...

    • @Kleineganz
      @Kleineganz 9 лет назад +14

      Zevran is mentioned - he writes a few notes to Leliana during a campaign. One can only hope that maybe we get to see him in a future DLC. Maybe by then he'll have taken over the Crows?

    • @Loptr_
      @Loptr_ 9 лет назад +4

      that really would be cool :0 it's nice that we hear about them in the notes but seeing them would be nice too... gosh, i'd kinda hoped we'd see Fenris :/ but depending on the choices you gotta make in da:i, it's maybe better that he wasn't there, actually

    • @Kleineganz
      @Kleineganz 9 лет назад +4

      Max Payne Yeah I was hoping for Fenris and Zevran as well. Heck I've even written a fan fic where Fenris shows up at Skyhold, and how he and Dorian learn to 'get along' (in my story Fenris remained unromanced at the end of DA2). ;)

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 лет назад +10

    "you're just her type"
    hey, u should b proud, Zevran. Its not everyday some mortal is lusted after by Mythal

  • @JustYolandiDee
    @JustYolandiDee 10 лет назад +57

    'You are woo-less?' Hhahaha im dying xD

  • @HannahWasNever
    @HannahWasNever 10 лет назад +62

    "I hate you all!" Aw Morrigan :P

  • @CallMeKJ72
    @CallMeKJ72 14 лет назад +18

    "Elf!" "Oghren!" Zevran is win. XD

  • @Bykerigan007
    @Bykerigan007 13 лет назад +22

    "You do still intend to kill your target, do you not? Is your reputation not on the line?"
    "Are you still on about this woman?"
    Lol it was so straightforward. I love you Zev

  • @ArcticButterflyWolf
    @ArcticButterflyWolf 11 лет назад +22

    Alister and Zevrans talk of "wooing" made my day. those two are my favorites

  • @skeleanimal94
    @skeleanimal94 11 лет назад +56

    ELF! OGHREN! xDDD i seemed to laugh pretty hard at that part

  • @klassytome
    @klassytome 10 лет назад +53

    Ha Ha Ha! I love Zevran.
    He's funny and sexy, if only he were real.

  • @ThomasTheAlphaAndOmega8509
    @ThomasTheAlphaAndOmega8509 4 года назад +97

    Why did Zevran have to go?! I wish he replaced Sera in Dragon Age: Inquisition sometimes. Mostly because I would love to hear the banter between him, Iron Bull and Dorian

    • @Swedishtrex
      @Swedishtrex 4 года назад +28

      Oof, that would have been absolutely glorious.

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 2 года назад +2

      If romanced, he’ll want to return to Ferelden and the warden. But idk if not romanced

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 Год назад

      A threesome

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww Год назад

      Instead of Zevran we got the annoying ignorant elven chav as the elf rogue. Gee, thanks Bioware

  • @Igrouve
    @Igrouve 11 лет назад +22

    I wasn't expecting Zevran's attitude, and you know what cracked me up the most? His voice and the way he speaks. xD it's..ah..it's...err.

  • @Hekateras
    @Hekateras 13 лет назад +6

    What I love about about the Origins banters is how long and extended they are. :D

  • @Ved000000
    @Ved000000 7 лет назад +29

    Why do I get the feeling he wants to sell me a carriage with upholstery of rich Antivan leather?

  • @bonkityclonkity
    @bonkityclonkity 4 года назад +9

    Me listening to Zevran: I love this song.

  • @richardalex4516
    @richardalex4516 5 лет назад +8

    The Loghain and Zevran banter killed me

  • @Wolfsrain90
    @Wolfsrain90 12 лет назад +14

    0:57
    The part that I find most hilarious is probably that the Warden ALSO made a bet with him. Bahaha.

  • @SpectralNightingale
    @SpectralNightingale 4 года назад +16

    "I'd happily hop borders given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden."
    Oh, Alistair. Sweet, innocent Alistair...

  • @libertyprime3827
    @libertyprime3827 3 года назад +6

    Morrigan: Maybe they'll try sending someone competent next time.
    Zevran: >:O

  • @Rachelplum
    @Rachelplum 13 лет назад +4

    I don't know why but the way you flashed between images of Dog and Zevran during their conversations made me laugh so much! Thanks for putting this all together!

  • @icedmangotea4267
    @icedmangotea4267 4 года назад +9

    Zevran: so what's this vision you had?
    Leliana: I'm not telling, you'll make fun of me.
    Zevran: I wouldn't but have it your way.
    Leliana: why do you even want to know?
    Zevran: WHY TO MAKE FUN OF YOU OF COURSE!
    basically I love zevran.

  • @bloodymack15
    @bloodymack15 13 лет назад +6

    can you imagine being the voice actor for Zevran!! I couldn't keep a straight face!!

  • @CombativeMedic
    @CombativeMedic 10 лет назад +23

    Oh my god, poor Leliana xD

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 3 года назад +2

    alistar not understanding hop borders oh sweet innocent baby

  • @endbutterfly
    @endbutterfly 14 лет назад +25

    This is brilliant. "Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes." "A challenge? I'd happily hop borders given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden." ahahaha. Not that kind of border, Alistair. XD

  • @thedarknesscallingme
    @thedarknesscallingme 12 лет назад +4

    i was wetting myself at the zevran/loghain banter - too funny

  • @feniu10
    @feniu10 7 лет назад +22

    Why do the assassins call themselves crows?
    How do you call a group of crows?
    a murder of crows.

  • @Bassywassy20
    @Bassywassy20 8 лет назад +15

    Hahahaha I haven't heard most of these. God, I need to switch my parties up more.

  • @holleylewis9850
    @holleylewis9850 11 лет назад +6

    I absolutely love the banter between Logain and Zevern

  • @bringmethatcoffee5235
    @bringmethatcoffee5235 4 года назад +5

    I once was so in love with Zevrans banters that I could talk along bc I listened to them so much. And I still can, lol. Origins is the best, imo.

  • @localinfantkicker
    @localinfantkicker 5 лет назад +6

    "I never came close to leaving Fereldan."
    ALISTAIR NO U SWEET FOOL HE'S FLIRTING

  • @TheDJPattyP
    @TheDJPattyP 11 лет назад +15

    '' Go team , HAZZA'' i pissed myself laughing ! XD

  • @Mythika92
    @Mythika92 13 лет назад +3

    aww... xD
    the conversation with zevran and the dog was the cutest I ever heard...! ♥

  • @IntergalacticPirateRadio
    @IntergalacticPirateRadio 10 лет назад +19

    ELF, OGHREN!

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 3 года назад +7

    0:30 Zevran really knows how to make a woman feel special even if she doesnt wish to be

  • @UnivingIshiro
    @UnivingIshiro 12 лет назад +7

    Zevran + Oghren = Best stand up comedy in gaming history!

  • @Magpie5yndrome
    @Magpie5yndrome 8 лет назад +11

    Loghain and Zevran! I love it!

  • @hobbes296
    @hobbes296 10 лет назад +15

    God Zevran, I love him. XD

  • @Wolfsrain90
    @Wolfsrain90 12 лет назад +4

    "That is OUTRAGEOUS."
    Oh, Shale. How I love thee.

  • @ghanimajade
    @ghanimajade 10 лет назад +16

    I fucking love Zevran... :) The best ever

  • @zelamorre1126
    @zelamorre1126 5 лет назад +39

    "I'd gladly hop borders given the chance." Alistair, baby, no. Wait. Alistair, baby, YES. One of you awkward boys needs to be wooable by a male protagonist one day.

  • @ALifeInObscurity
    @ALifeInObscurity 13 лет назад +7

    "I agree! go team! Hoorah!"
    Love Zev, everything he says makes me laugh :3

  • @jennilynns2931
    @jennilynns2931 10 лет назад +9

    Ahhh Zevron, I hope you'll be in the 3rd game!

  • @supermarikfan
    @supermarikfan 13 лет назад +3

    Zevran has all the best conversations (and Anders from Awakaning but that is another matter)

  • @ClarissaRauch
    @ClarissaRauch 4 года назад +3

    Every conversation with shale is just gold! 😸

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 12 лет назад +4

    What about Zevran's joke to Oghren? And Alistair asking Zev about his tattoos? Those two have to be the best of his banter.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 8 лет назад

      Rikusgirl001 I like his extended set of convos about Wynne's bosom.

  • @Kreetin7
    @Kreetin7 11 лет назад +6

    *continues to fall head over heels*

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 3 года назад +1

    i like that red and black logo its a good look could be a super hero

  • @cemalley1273
    @cemalley1273 7 лет назад +3

    Zevran is by far my favorite companion. He's got just my sense of humor. He's such a snarky piece of shit.

  • @cirthful
    @cirthful 11 лет назад +3

    Zevran conversations are the BEST in the game lol

  • @Jordan-mt8uu
    @Jordan-mt8uu 4 года назад +3

    Ok I've never actually played origins but the entire convo with leliana's vision had me dying 😂😂😂 Zevran is most def my favorite companion, next to Dorian

  • @TonitheTater
    @TonitheTater 13 лет назад +2

    "Perhaps there are definitions of blind I have yet to understand."
    Shale never fails to make me lulz.

  • @PauseSauce
    @PauseSauce 12 лет назад +5

    "Little legs getting tired??" Hahahaha xD

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 2 года назад +1

    Thank you, Zevran. For some reason, you actually make me sympathize with Morgan for once.

  • @AwesomeJellyBean
    @AwesomeJellyBean 12 лет назад +7

    The painted elf will stay away from me.

  • @endbutterfly
    @endbutterfly 14 лет назад +4

    Perhaps Zevran should have commented on Sten when describing the attractiveness of his companions to Shale. That would have had a better shot at getting her on side. haha

  • @thedarknesscallingme
    @thedarknesscallingme 11 лет назад +6

    other than Shale, zevran is the best for hilarious banter in the entire game

  • @omoncherie
    @omoncherie 3 года назад +1

    God I miss this game and these guys...

  •  6 лет назад +4

    Just love Zevran

  • @meganweimer3607
    @meganweimer3607 12 лет назад +4

    God that sass

  • @RoseKoneko
    @RoseKoneko 3 года назад +1

    I wish we lived in a world where he gained a comic or book.

  • @alexanderharveyconrad2409
    @alexanderharveyconrad2409 4 года назад +1

    The writers for this game are amazing. Great video, btw.😊

  • @Warren13958
    @Warren13958 16 дней назад

    He's a weird one but a skilled and efficient fellow assassin and rogue

  • @Minarzipan
    @Minarzipan 13 лет назад +1

    The conversation with Loghain...xDDDD

  • @ohmyrowling96
    @ohmyrowling96 12 лет назад +1

    *He just likes winding people up. You can practically hear him giggling after talking to people.

  • @luise3334
    @luise3334 6 лет назад +16

    This is why I romanced him haha xD

  • @flamed112
    @flamed112 12 лет назад +1

    "I just wanted to tell you that i failed my mission..."
    "You don't say...."

  • @buzztasticpandas
    @buzztasticpandas 7 лет назад +4

    You wound me!Oh man. This was funny.