This Party Took a Turn for the Douche (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
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- Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024
- Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci's official video for This Party Took a Turn for the Douche. Directed by Daniel Stessen. Featuring Sarah Silverman, Tig Notaro, Alia Shawkat, Har Mar Superstar, Diora Baird, Johnny Pemberton, Josh Fadem, Duncan Trussel, Dougg Pound, Ashley Lendzion & Greg Murnion
"Got a chinese tattoo, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens", must be my favorite line in the song. I adore the music, and will buy whatever album you ladies put out, your freakin' hilarious!
don’t know why but after 4 years of NOT hearing this song AT ALL, it just randomly popped in my head and well, here I am haha
I'd never heard it before today.
Same I’m high AF and I just started sing this song about to play it to prove it was a song lol
At any given moment a random G&O song might just randomly pop into my head and then I have to go listen to their other songs again... I'm only here now because half an hour ago something reminded me of"Pregnant Women Are Smug"...
Never forget your roots, Baby! I just heard it for the first time. Hysterical!
go cart racing (the song) got me back here the same way
The string of references in this song are fantastic. There is some serious wit involved here.
LYRICS:
We roll into the bar 'cause that's how we do
Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew
Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she
Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce
Operator, can you help me make this call?
We're laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing
And I'm liking the direction this night is going
But then I look up and something has changed
Everyone around us looks fucking deranged
I look to my left, I look to my right
Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight
With supertight abs and supertan skin
I swear this ain't the club that I walked in
Then the techno music starts to play
And the room smells like Axe body spray
I'm like Golda Mier with no gold in my ear
Please tell me what the hell happened here
Yo, it ain't pretty but you know it's the truth
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the motherfuckin' douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche
I guess I can't beat em so I'm gonna join 'em
Need some douche phrases and I'm gonna coin 'em
Put my Bluetooth in and I'm on my way
Gonna be a motherfuckin' douchebag today
Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree
Wax off my chest like Mr. Miyagi
Get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means
But it makes me look deep to girls in their teens
Don't need sleeves on my shirt, just rip 'em off
And leave 'em exposed like Bernie Madoff
Fake tan so brown you can call me foxy
Gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy
Got more chains than Mr. T
And I pity the fuckwad who messes with me
'Cause I'm doin roids 'til my balls get teeny
Like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace up inside the weenie
Gettin crunk on brewskis with my broskis
I'm cooler than Ice Cube wearing snow skis
Sweeter than the life of Zach and Cody
Higher than the voice of Truman Capote
Yeah, I'll drop a G for that bottle of Goose
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the motherfuckin' douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche
We're an army in the night like Norman Mailer
And it's time to be a tool like my name is Tim Taylor
I'm a VIP 'cause my table said so
I'ma use some roofies 'cause the skank said no
I like my hair like I like my girl's drink
Spiked as fuck
Did my last keg stand like General Custer
And I'm assessing the damage like a claims adjuster
I ain't your Daddy but I'll call you son
Yeah, I get metaphysical like fucking John Donne
I'm holding up the beats like I was Lloyd Dobbler
Girls are on the dance floor shakin' their cobbler
I'm cool like LL, fly like Jeff Goldblum
I'm gonna find the biggest ho in this room
Girl's wax is Brazilian, her manicure's French
Jean Nate is her signature stench
She got rocks on her fingers and beneath her areolas
Her garden's more savage than ch-ch-cherry colas
Her heels are as clear as my intentions to bang her
Hope she's birth controlled like Margaret Sanger
Gonna Boner Stabbone her, Mike Seaver her Beaver
Take her gold for cash then motherfuckin' leave her
I ain't in love with you, cousin, I ain't George Michael Bluth
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the motherfuckin' douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche (x2)
The Alia Shawkat cameo after the line about George Michael Bluth was amazing.
It's crazy how much can change in just over a decade. I really miss this show. It really captured the zeitgeist of my late teens, and early twenties.
It is HILARIOUS when Riki walks out of the room with spray tan on!
It's the maniac grin that makes it work.
With the almost day-glow lipstick
These two women nail the genre and pull off a very funny lyric. Outstanding job!
I love how many great references there are in this song, John Donne, Margret Sanger, Truman Copote, Norman Mailer, Lloyd dobler, George Micheal Boothe. Thank you this is great.
They are beyond clever, and not just on this song.
I would call it the essence of geek chic, something you don't get without being well-read.
"Techno music begins to play, and the room smells like Axe body spray.
I'm like Golda Meir with no gold in my ear.."
Priceless.
Flight of the conchords
And these bitches would be fuckin stupid good
Wow, I've only seen Kate Micucci doing her awkward persona thing on Scrubs and Big Bang but damn, she pulls of sexy with ease!
Skelly For me one of the most attractive things about a woman is her well defined midriff and Kate has that in spades.
I agree. The trend of women getting six-packs was bloody gross! (imho)
Absolutely, she's always been smoking hot, glad to see her flaunt and enjoy it! And yeah, that stomach is amazing!
yeah i didn't know she could be cute
Yes!!!! Kate is so damn hot 🔥🔥
I am so surprised this never made a bigger splash it's awesome...
also Oat's is really cute with the mini ponytail
the lyrics are so DENSE I feel like I have to listen to it a million times to get every reference
+mickeynotmouse Its the most intellectual nonsensical song ever
+Sam Ancer Bo-yo
Or cheat and find them online:
genius.com/Garfunkel-and-oates-this-party-took-a-turn-for-the-douche-lyrics
oh wow. Golda Mier, the israeli prime minister. I always thought it said "Golden meyer with no golden meyer", as in 'metro'. Like metrosexual. Guess I didn't college hard enough
Stannous Flouride you sir are a genius
Riki Lindhome wrote these GREAT lyrics! Kate Micucci wrote the GREAT music! TALENT!
This song sums up something about partying in the early 2000s that you can’t understand unless you partied then. It’s super upsetting but true 😂
Any time you can reference John Donne and Jeff Goldblum in the same rap about douche parties, you get to comedic genius level in my book. What wit!
Oh my gosh. The bling'd out maracas were the best.
You two will never cease to make me smile!
m.. maracas?
Awwwwwww
Love the addition of harmony to the chorus. This is a textbook example of what awesome looks like.
I like how they referenced Arrested Development, and the girl who plays Maybe Fünke is in this.
I ain't George Michael Bluth!
Alia Shawkat
Kate Micucci's Vacant Supermodel Duckface is to die for.
I came for the hilarious song. I stayed for Kate's outfit.
This is seriously funny. Who references Margaret Sanger or Norman Mailer in a rap, let alone both in the same rap? You've outdone yourselves, Garfunkel & Oates.
I did like the Margaret Sanger reference, and the fact that Maeby and Sarah Silverman are in it... Perfect video all around!
You ladies just made my day! So funny, so entertaining, so clever.
I just keep coming back to these two..they are hilarious!!
I'm loving having Alia Shawkat aka Maeby Funke in there for the Arrested Development reference.
I really hope you're still making music together. I only discovered you a couple of days ago and every song I've heard so far has been so cleverly written. Very, very few people can successfully mix music and comedy but you do it wonderfully.
So many great lines to choose from in this one but "I like my hair like I like my girl's drink - spiked as fuck" is a particular gem..
'I like my hair like I like my girls drink, SPIKED AS FUCK" that line fucking killed me I was not expecting it xD
Just wanted to stop by to say that you two are very talented. You’ve been cracking me up for years. Keep up the good work!
Featuring Tig, Sarah Silverman, and Alia Shawkat of all people. What a random assortment of awesome folks.
You know it's a good song when SARAH SILVERMAN is in the video. What a trio!
Thanks again, G & O. I hope you enjoy a long and illustrious career. If I had a million dollars, I'd throw it at you right now.
Love em. Modern day spokeswomen for us all. Laugh at yourself or everyone else will!
LOVED the random Alia Shawkat cameo and Bluth reference!
I'm so happy that you guys are getting more popular and being given more opportunities to spread your talents. Loved the new video.
I went to the bar a couple hours ago for a friends going away party. This song instantly popped into my head when I walked into the place.
Operator is such a classic song.
TIG!!! Tig Notaro!!! Love me some Oates and TIG!!!! Awesome song! What great cameos!
LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY! Seriously, EVERY ONE of your videos that I have seen so far has made me LAUGH OUT LOUD! I'm not a "Tough Crowd" but I AM discerning. You Two are HILARIOUS! Cute, funny, GREAT attitudes, and you can deliver this stuff with a straight face! I can't believe I didn't know about you two before NOW - I have REALLY missed out! As for AX Body Spray, I believe Tracy Ullmann was quoted as saying, "... We'd rather you (men) FART than wear AX Body Spray!" It must REALLY reek! BRAVO!
Digging the Jim Croce reference at the start! XD
WHYYYYY ARE THEY SO PERFECT???? LIKE HOW CAN THEY ACTUALLY RAP?????
brilliant...just brilliant.
This is the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen.
i so enjoy watching this video clip. but what i love most is that if the lyrics derange you like the song is about you it means you're the douche
The spray-on tan part at 2:26 slays me! Love so many of the jokes in this vid. Thanks!
This song could have actually been mainstream success. Well, at least I think so.
And the douches would actually sing and dance to it, "cuz it got a tight beat, yo!"
I don't say this often but: This song would've been better if they auto-tuned it.
Their voices aren't right for the genre they're parodying. And what do you do when that happens? Auto-tune
Haha it'd probably be popular amongst the people they're making fun of.
And for those that say it needs to auto-tuned, their voices aren't supposed to fit the genre. It's a comedy song. Not an actual song. There's always supposed to be something a little "off" and not quite right like it would be if this was "real" music.
Keazi Nosremij They're classified as Folk Comedy, so of course they'd have different production sounds than someone like Bo Burnham. I personally prefer them using their actual voices, it's what makes them so wonderfully unique.
Keazi Nosremij I wasn't speaking about the sound quality, I meant their voices. (And the sound quality is perfectly fine to me, even with headphones.) You are - oh wait, I don't know you so maybe I shouldn't be saying anything about you? Hmm. Also, this song is absolutely nothing like Oh Bo. At least to my ears but we all hear what we want to hear. And again, I'll bring up the point that they are not supposed to be fitting the theme or the genre that they are doing in this particular video. I know that's your problem with it, and that's fine, but I'm only saying that they are not supposed to be fitting in to it. It's a comedy song and the fact that they do not fit the genre and theme only pushes that more.
holy shit, Kate actually looks hot in that outfit.
"I'm like Golda Meir with no gold in my ear" is probably the greatest line in rap history.
I had so much fun at the shoot. Thanks Riki and Kate! And thanks to the director because now all of my friends think it's funny to lick my tattoo....
I find Kate Micucci to be one of the sexiest women alive.
ich werf mich weg vor lachen... Grossartig!! Einfach geil!
Love Garfunkel and Oates! Also - Alia Shawkat sighting! Every Arrested Development alum should have all the good roles forever. I may be a little biased.
Damn Kate Micucci in those white shorts oughta be illegal!! O.o
Lyrical geniouses. Or geni-i? Either way, keep rockin it out ladies. Love it.
Great song made me and my girl laugh!! Added to playlist :-) Lovin the bluth call with Maybe, lovin the whole song.
This is my favorite video of theirs. Awesome and hilarious at the same time!
I'm upset with myself that I didn't find out about you Ladies until this year. Although it was great timing that I found you when I did. With everything going so bad , it's good to get a few laughs by watching your videos. Thanks!
Can we talk about how hot Kate is in this video? I mean I love her, she's so cute but this video she really throws out the cute for hot and knocks it out of the park.
"I like my hair like I like my girl's drink. Spiked as fuck."
To much!
no matter what kind of day I'm having. I can always count on Garfunkel and Oats to get me back to myself
Love the song and performance!
This song is so... awesome!!
I love you guys. Can't wait for the new album! Oh, and I saw Kate on a commercial that involved pie. Made my day! :D
Kate looks super hot in those SUV shots.
I agree!
Both girls are hotter than the bahamas
Nice tummy..
Kate does have super sexy belly
DUN DUN
haven't seen this in years and never really bothered to notice Sarah Silverman being super fuckin gangsta hahaha!!!! also, Kate looks pretty sexy haha normally she just looks adorable but daaaaang
Oh damn this is F'n GREAT! Haha Seriously, I live in Vegas so this is a much needed song cause these goofballs think or should I say they "KNOW" how hot and cool they are! We need this playing at every "club" or should I say "Douchery Reunion"
Brilliant! I think you two are the best thing this old man has ever seen!
All kidding aside their voices are amazing
yeah, they even said "I ain't in love with you, cousin, I ain't George Michael Bluth" hahah, love it.
She looks 20 years older after that spray on tan. Don't do it ladies and men named Donald...
Oates is in big bang theory
Nooblikeu 33 both of them are :)
actually donald is 70 and looks younger with it on tbh
SomethingCool I think he looks ridiculous. The hair is bad enough but that awful awful tan... He looks like a Jack O Lantern. It's almost reason enough not to vote for him. If he thinks he looks good like that, he must be delusional. He'd be better off just looking pale and old. At least then he'd look somewhat distinguished and dignified. Now he just looks like he's going through a midlife crisis.
Paul TheSkeptic looks are a reason not to vote for someone? I don't think that's wise to say
This should be the theme song to all reality shows, yes all share the same song.
These two are like a musical Laverne and Shirley!
Those references are funny and intelligent.
How am i just now finding this? Just brilliant, had to watch it ten times for all the references!
Who will watch their TV series? IFC network announced an eight-episode Garfunkel & Oates season premiere for Thursday, August 7 at 10:00pm ET/PT.
:)
Haa!! I don't care how long ago this was posted, hilarious - and so sadly accurate! Freakin' love you two.
kate and riki are so fricking adorable and talented that it's not even funny - but it is !!!!
You make us geeks look good. Keep it up!
Weird Al Yankovic: “You have done well, my young Padawans.”
"I ain't in love with your cousin, I'm not George Michael Bluth"
omg perfect!!!
And then Alia Shawkat (Maeby) appears.
You are so inspiring that I know you are Angels.
My friend was at a birthday party and her ex and his friends showed up and she shared this on Facebook when she saw them and I have to live my life knowing I will never be that savage.
Lieutenant Thalia She should have spiked there drinks, stuck them all in a room together, stripped them down to their underwear, gathered some jizz from other male memebers of the party, put the jizz on them and then let them wake up wondering what they did to each other
TheMistyclover I have several questions about the specifics of this..
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!?!
@@TheMistyclover Wow, that's a very specific fantasy... ... I mean "scenario" you've described. You've thought about this sort of thing a lot I take it?
ahaha i've watched this so many times and just now noticed that the necklace is a big silver douche lol
Tig Notaro and Sarah Silverman!
Thank you so much for pointing out Tig, I almost missed her! omglol
You two are so awesome!!!
this is so needed right now
I just realized it showed Maeby when they said I ain't George Micheal Bluth
Zack Wheelhouse I seriously just noticed that myself! As an Arrested Development fanatic I feel downright ashamed.
"...gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy..." 1:46
Riki with a tan reminds me of some of Sweet Dee's personas.
best song ever!!
It's Nowitski and Lucy 😍 haha i loved these guys on tbbt
I've listened to this channel since 2010...still don't fucking know which is which.
The comedy folk band is *Garfunkel and Oates*. The blonde woman is actress Riki (Garfunkel) Lindhome and the "brown one" is actress Kate (Oates) Micucci.
0:22 "Garfunkel, Oates & the Rest of the crew" didn't help you?
Adam Picton ...Stick to your day job.
Adam Picton Lol, get a job newb.
Sarah Silverman is perfection.
That wasn't sarah silverman.
Joe Blow, if not SS, then who?
Paul Strouse Rikki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci.
edit: Nevermind, I see her now. Don't know if you mean she's hot or funny. In her cameo here she succeeds in blending into the background and letting the duo who wrote the song to have the spotlight.
Paul Strouse But she had such a small part of this video I didn't ever see her(Sarah Silverman that is).According to that Jimmy Kimmel show SS is busy fucking Matt Damon. I would rather have Oats & Garfunkel. Kate "Oates" Micucci is so cute.
Joe Blow I videotaped a charity event on Sunset Strip last year. Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon were both there. They sat on opposite sides of the room and I never once saw them interact.
Kate Micucci is so hot!
BRILLIANT!
these girls are great
Kate has back dimples most girls would kill for.
Dimples of Venus.
Sarah Silverman looks like a straight up G
Leonard Chornomaz 2:49 bra
Lol yeah that's Sarah Silverman. The looks dope af in this video
Also Tig Nataro is in this like a G
If by party you mean nation.
Love me some Micucci
Love this song
this is gold.
I'm kind of sad that the comments are turned off on two of my favorite songs by them just want to share the love not hate
Which songs?
@@jenjenroxmysox Weed card and Sports Go Sports
@@ThePaladin956 thanx, I checked back on them and I see comments. I guess they turned them back on. :)