Lyrics: Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park! Lights and magic, it’s a work of art! When you enter here, the fun will start. You’re *MINE!* you’ll never part!! Oh, it’s going to be so much fun!! Getting to watch you pay for all you’ve done!! (3, 2, 1) There’s wondrous fun and games inside. attractions big and small, like a 100 foot tall mega-slide that splats you on the wall! Not so fast!! Stop right there!! You better be prepared (All) ‘cuz we’ll end this when we find your secret lair!! I’m-a havin’ fun! Let’s-a stay! Cut it out! There’s no time to waste! He’s just this way. Today, we’ll teach him justice and we’ll make him pay!! Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don’t you break away, you won’t get far! Keep your hands and legs inside this ride is right about to start! Don’t take my word for it- take it from US!! The food here is a must in addition with your ticket you get PuzzleVision Plus! Try the gift shop You can’t miss it! And get yourself a plush Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust! Evil demons go to hell!! Ugh, this isn’t really going well We don’t have much more ground to tread, the engine room is straight ahead!! Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! ( you best prepare!) Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! (We’re almost there!) Don’t you break away, you won’t get far! (So say your prayers!) Keep your hands and legs inside this ride is right about to start! Well it took you a while to find out. But you found my secret hideout! Like to say congratulations but it’s time for you to die now. We’ve got to end this ride You go left! I’ll go right! Betcha thought you would win this fight but who’s went and messed with the wrong side! You can’t just barge in here and act like you’re in charge I’d like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you’re feelin’ large! You’re as good as evicted! Say goodbye to your park, there’s nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us! (4 and meggy) You’ve just been tried and convicted! You think you’ve won?? Well, I’m gonna turn your filthy corpses into to gushing mounds of blood! Your lives are as good as done!! No, stop! I know there’s a scared little child inside you. He’s hiding away, wouldn’t want me to fight you NO!! It’s not too late. Reach out and take my hand and we can change your fate. Oh Meggy dear… That child is gone… Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong!! Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don’t you break away, you won’t get far! Keep your hands and legs inside this ride… IS RIGHT TO START!!
Lyrics: Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park! Lights and magic, it’s a work of art! When you enter here, the fun will start. You’re *MINE!* you’ll never part!! Oh, it’s going to be so much fun!! Getting to watch you pay for all you’ve done!!
(3, 2, 1)
There’s wondrous fun and games inside. attractions big and small, like a 100 foot tall mega-slide that splats you on the wall!
Not so fast!!
Stop right there!!
You better be prepared
(All) ‘cuz we’ll end this when we find your secret lair!!
I’m-a havin’ fun! Let’s-a stay!
Cut it out! There’s no time to waste!
He’s just this way. Today, we’ll teach him justice and we’ll make him pay!!
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don’t you break away, you won’t get far! Keep your hands and legs inside this ride is right about to start!
Don’t take my word for it-
take it from US!! The food here is a must in addition with your ticket you get PuzzleVision Plus!
Try the gift shop
You can’t miss it!
And get yourself a plush
Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust!
Evil demons go to hell!!
Ugh, this isn’t really going well
We don’t have much more ground to tread, the engine room is straight ahead!!
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! ( you best prepare!) Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! (We’re almost there!) Don’t you break away, you won’t get far! (So say your prayers!) Keep your hands and legs inside this ride is right about to start!
Well it took you a while to find out. But you found my secret hideout! Like to say congratulations but it’s time for you to die now.
We’ve got to end this ride
You go left!
I’ll go right!
Betcha thought you would win this fight but who’s went and messed with the wrong side!
You can’t just barge in here and act like you’re in charge I’d like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you’re feelin’ large!
You’re as good as evicted!
Say goodbye to your park, there’s nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us!
(4 and meggy) You’ve just been tried and convicted!
You think you’ve won?? Well, I’m gonna turn your filthy corpses into to gushing mounds of blood! Your lives are as good as done!!
No, stop! I know there’s a scared little child inside you. He’s hiding away, wouldn’t want me to fight you
NO!!
It’s not too late. Reach out and take my hand and we can change your fate.
Oh Meggy dear… That child is gone… Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong!!
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don’t you break away, you won’t get far! Keep your hands and legs inside this ride… IS RIGHT TO START!!
Dayoum