Family Guy - Lois fantasizes with a Target cashier

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  • @MrRupert
    @MrRupert  Год назад +923

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  • @sneebler5996
    @sneebler5996 2 года назад +33033

    "Target: Due to lesbian fantasies, we no longer accept change." would make a great sticker.

    • @EchosTackyTiki
      @EchosTackyTiki 2 года назад +369

      I would definitely put one on my bumper.

    • @brotatoman665
      @brotatoman665 2 года назад +113

      I try making one for my car bumper

    • @ravennkings
      @ravennkings 2 года назад +130

      Lol, "change" 😂 Nice way to slip in some transphobia. (Changing genders)

    • @MoroccanRose85
      @MoroccanRose85 2 года назад +36

      @@ravennkings I just caught that 😂

    • @davoodoh3137
      @davoodoh3137 2 года назад +224

      @@ravennkings no. you are just extrapolating

  • @cosmicmender0399
    @cosmicmender0399 2 года назад +40297

    As a former target employee I can confirm this happens on a daily basis. Have you ever wondered why there are 10 registers and only 2 cashier's

    • @Alyssa-po5fp
      @Alyssa-po5fp 2 года назад +273

      Can u explain?

    • @cosmicmender0399
      @cosmicmender0399 2 года назад +796

      No

    • @stephenwilliams203
      @stephenwilliams203 2 года назад +142

      Capitalism run amok?

    • @thecustodian1023
      @thecustodian1023 2 года назад +524

      @@stephenwilliams203 Corporatism. True capitalism would have had someone making laser-proof vests for them for $9.99 in about a week because there had become a market for such an item. 😉

    • @damonmcdowelljr2782
      @damonmcdowelljr2782 2 года назад +170

      @@thecustodian1023 True Capitalism will always amount to corporatism.

  • @samwilson188
    @samwilson188 Год назад +3987

    Finding out the person that voiced Esperanza also voices Mirabel in Encanto makes this funnier

    • @isabellaa1750
      @isabellaa1750 Год назад +237

      Stephanie Beatriz

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 Год назад +28

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @quipersquazar1860
      @quipersquazar1860 Год назад +14

      Hoooo Wait !?

    • @williampulfer-melville8536
      @williampulfer-melville8536 Год назад +43

      @@isabellaa1750 I also know her as sweet Mayhem from The Lego Movie which is quite a coincidence seeing as she does have a scar on her eyebrow that was from a Lego piece

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Год назад +68

      lol that's Rosa from Brooklyn 99

  • @nicolaszarco1752
    @nicolaszarco1752 Год назад +4661

    Are we just ignoring the fact that Lois just got an entire bag of groceries for only 11 cents?

    • @kaylinjacklyn4632
      @kaylinjacklyn4632 Год назад +2

      And committed adultery?😂 well almost

    • @scorpionwins6378
      @scorpionwins6378 Год назад +142

      Target circle app

    • @mcflurryfrostie
      @mcflurryfrostie Год назад +322

      It's all just a part of her fantasy 😂

    • @yankeesrule587
      @yankeesrule587 Год назад +357

      it was $6.11 , but why would we expect anyone to pay attention

    • @marenking1946
      @marenking1946 11 месяцев назад +36

      Times were different before inflation…. Times were different 🥲

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 2 года назад +59693

    As a Target employee I can confirm that this is how we respond to these kinds of situations. Bullseye is watching you. Always watching.

    • @paulsmith5684
      @paulsmith5684 2 года назад +558

      I was going to be a Target employee but due to time differences it didn't work out for me I wanted the daytime and they wanted the nighttime, cousin try to tell me that the nighttime was very much hellacious.. it's not for everyone, told her why do you think I chose the daytime for.. just to be stubborn no because daytime is a comfortable time for me.

    • @yattaguru
      @yattaguru 2 года назад +82

      What about Walmart

    • @paulsmith5684
      @paulsmith5684 2 года назад +85

      @@yattaguru I'm nowhere near any Walmart at all.

    • @EchosTackyTiki
      @EchosTackyTiki 2 года назад +159

      @@paulsmith5684 Night crew is actually pretty chill at my store. Closing shift is when the place gets quiet and you can pretty much just hang out with the other night owls.

    • @paulsmith5684
      @paulsmith5684 2 года назад +36

      @@EchosTackyTiki That is actually cool but that doesn't occur in every store though. I'm not going to give up I will get a job eventually I'm going to try to apply at Macy's or Stop & Shop or both in Brooklyn, so I'm not worried about it. I've been trying up until now.

  • @colinboisvert2127
    @colinboisvert2127 2 года назад +26371

    The fact that Esperanza means “hope” in Spanish is just the cherry on top😂

    • @PHSDM104
      @PHSDM104 2 года назад

      They killed hope to discourage change.

    • @average_coverage
      @average_coverage 2 года назад +158

      Oh, thanks!

    • @eloisagarcia3300
      @eloisagarcia3300 2 года назад +423

      It's quite an "old novela (soap opera)" name too, lol!

    • @jasminenroses_6944
      @jasminenroses_6944 2 года назад +156

      Bro my middle name is hope and my adoptive fam calls me esperanza or camisón sometimes 😂😂

    • @SunshinePIRRATA
      @SunshinePIRRATA 2 года назад +80

      @@jasminenroses_6944 Camisón? Like the clothes?

  • @TheDunestrider
    @TheDunestrider Год назад +4741

    As a laser gunner at Target, I can confirm that this scene is 90% accurate. What is inaccurate is that the laser doesn't cut so neatly. When the laser hits a human, it creates a steam explosion that blows the cashier apart. Yes, it is messy, but we call for a cleanup crew to take care of it.

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid Год назад +80

      Interesting, thank you for letting us in on this.

    • @jonathanzimmer725
      @jonathanzimmer725 Год назад +41

      Thanks for the intel. The foundation has personnel en route to your location
      -O5 Council

    • @emeraldeyesinthesand8355
      @emeraldeyesinthesand8355 Год назад +21

      Damn i feel sorry for the clean up crew!!
      Btw what's they're number, i just have something in my basement that needs to be cleaned off.

    • @spetsnaz4537
      @spetsnaz4537 Год назад +5

      im surprised you guys dont use collar bombs

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Год назад +5

      That's actually really thoughtful cleaning up the parking lot

  • @mistertea603
    @mistertea603 10 месяцев назад +821

    I love the suptler joke her that; Esperanza has a name tag, and Lois *heard* her name, and she offers to abandoned everything for her. But she still just calls her 'cinnamoned skinned Target lady'

    • @adrianthoroughgood1191
      @adrianthoroughgood1191 6 месяцев назад +32

      I can't remember people's names seconds later either. It's quite a problem.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 месяца назад +8

      @@adrianthoroughgood1191Too true dave, too true.

  • @mediocregamer2484
    @mediocregamer2484 2 года назад +11861

    Even after she JUST learned her name, she still called her "cinnamon skinned target lady"💀💀

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio 2 года назад +345

      Yeah, that bugged me!!!! Lol
      Maybe because I’m Mexican and I know a few Esperanzas!

    • @mysterycoin1546
      @mysterycoin1546 2 года назад +344

      Lol it's because it was her fantasy that she lost not actually losing Esperanza

    • @yodaonweedandmushrooms9566
      @yodaonweedandmushrooms9566 Год назад +110

      Cause that's what lois found important

    • @privateeyety5735
      @privateeyety5735 Год назад +160

      Because Esperanza was the name target assigned her

    • @mainelindsey4976
      @mainelindsey4976 Год назад +53

      Sounds about wyight

  • @alexhall5370
    @alexhall5370 2 года назад +35237

    As a target cashier I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

    • @smurug85
      @smurug85 2 года назад +233

      Are you fired yet for your comment on Target?

    • @GalacticBlader
      @GalacticBlader 2 года назад +18

      hab ha ha ha

    • @scrappy93
      @scrappy93 2 года назад +10

      Ok

    • @fanta_claws
      @fanta_claws 2 года назад +52

      @@smurug85 fired, but literally fired🔫

    • @HenryofSkalitz-ug8rc
      @HenryofSkalitz-ug8rc 2 года назад +63

      Yeah she is "fired" i work controlling the laser guiding system for targ...AHHHHH!!!! *Laser noises*

  • @zodiac9326
    @zodiac9326 8 месяцев назад +109

    You know this was serious if lois dropped her groceries

  • @fahimaih
    @fahimaih 9 месяцев назад +74

    “Cinnamon-skin target lady” 💀

  • @Falconlibrary
    @Falconlibrary 2 года назад +4972

    I dated a Target cashier. She told me I had beautiful eyes. She was pretty nice. And got me an employee discount on a garden bench.

    • @brindogg
      @brindogg 2 года назад +96

      Nice

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 2 года назад +370

      That’s actually adorable. I’ve had a cute cashier flirt with me before. Although, I’m a total cynic with a skeptical mind so I thought she was just teasing me for shits and giggles. I kinda regret brushing her off now…

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 2 года назад

      @Ksjs Jdjdb Lol

    • @punkrock1989
      @punkrock1989 2 года назад +33

      I'd fire her for that

    • @jacqmarthy536
      @jacqmarthy536 2 года назад +20

      @Ksjs Jdjdb bad employee behaviour.

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er 2 года назад +13019

    I think the laser would have also hit Lois, but maybe it's a Target only laser

  • @panzerfaust91
    @panzerfaust91 Год назад +210

    the fact that Lois and and the target cashier don't know eachother names makes this scene hilarious

  • @bred_slice.69
    @bred_slice.69 Год назад +66

    I don’t blame Lois wanting to run away with Esperanza, she is mwah

  • @Surago
    @Surago 2 года назад +4114

    This actually explains why I never see the same target employee twice.

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 2 года назад +10604

    Any employee who quits Target pay with their lives. And if Esperanza were real, may she rest in peace.

    • @jollyrogerhobbies2386
      @jollyrogerhobbies2386 2 года назад +138

      rest in pieces......

    • @epicpvper9379
      @epicpvper9379 2 года назад +16

      Whys that

    • @chucksneed1264
      @chucksneed1264 2 года назад +70

      @@epicpvper9379 target can't allow their secrets becoming public

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад +5

      Lies again? Sunday Bell

    • @naejimba
      @naejimba 2 года назад +91

      True story... they were trying to get me to work past my scheduled shift (which legally they can't do) and threatened to fire me. I was absolutely pissed and quit on the spot. The manager then threatened to "kick my ass." Hands down the worst fucking job I've ever had in my life, and I've had jobs before where I regularly had to clean up shit and vomit. Fuck Target.

  • @gsrandomvidz
    @gsrandomvidz Месяц назад +5

    this went from awkward to wholesome to sad to hopeful to depressing in the matter of 1 minute and 15 seconds

  • @BrianTXtreme
    @BrianTXtreme 9 месяцев назад +74

    Esperanza can do so much better than Lois

  • @TuesdaysArt
    @TuesdaysArt 2 года назад +2856

    I thought the punchline was going to be that Lois thought Esperanza was going to run away with her, but it turns out she's only running to Lois because she forgot something at the register.

    • @shaneschwartz1018
      @shaneschwartz1018 2 года назад +55

      It’s target not cfa😂

    • @angryzergling7832
      @angryzergling7832 2 года назад +196

      Or that she only paid 11 cents and owed the remaining $6.
      "Lady, waaaaait!"
      "Cinnamon skinned Target lady!"
      Cashier runs up to Lois, stops, huffs and puffs, catches her breath. "...you still owe me $6."

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 2 года назад +17

      @@angryzergling7832 Exactly!

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 2 года назад +12

      Yeah this was good subversion.

    • @oliviabytner1614
      @oliviabytner1614 2 года назад +7

      I thought so too

  • @Inquisitor_Cadian
    @Inquisitor_Cadian 2 года назад +5792

    Lois only paid 11 cents for that stuff by the way she didn't pull up the other six dollars. That might be why target used a lazer on their employee?

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo 2 года назад +35

      best comment!

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 года назад +1

      This is the dumbest shit I've heard, man 💀
      First of all, it's a fucking cartoon, they killed them because the character had zero relevance on the show, so they could.
      Second of all, why would they kill the EMPLOYEE for the CUSTOMER stealing??
      Honestly, the stupidity 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 2 года назад +160

      nah it's definitely the bullseye being homophobic.

    • @hansnystrompastor8690
      @hansnystrompastor8690 2 года назад

      man, she was just horny, who cares about that when you are about to die, for the crime of loving someone that loves you back

    • @thegayestgoth
      @thegayestgoth 2 года назад +12

      It’s laser.

  • @_Spirit_Ace_
    @_Spirit_Ace_ Год назад +59

    As a Target survivor I can confirm the others weren’t so lucky 😔

  • @rgs7256
    @rgs7256 9 месяцев назад +50

    What I find really funny is that even after Lois learns what her name is she still calls her the target lady.

  • @AlexM-mj3sq
    @AlexM-mj3sq 2 года назад +5424

    Working as a Target cashier I can confirm this is hilariously more accurate than you'd think. On my first week, my boss would occasionally joke how "the bullseye should be called a hawkeye," which I didn't really follow until I remember seeing one of my female coworkers share a rather intimate moment with a customer at the outdoor equipment aisle. The lady needed help because she needed to grab something off the top shelf, but I saw how they both looked at each other and I knew she had no intention of getting anything off the shelves. They pressed their palms up against each other, and I distinctly remember seeing the Target bullseye above their heads. There were no security cameras pointed at the outdoor equipment aisle, but the next shift I heard she got fired and I never heard from her again.
    Target knows.

    • @breestone8978
      @breestone8978 2 года назад +195

      Creepy 😳

    • @Rogue_Nine416
      @Rogue_Nine416 2 года назад +678

      i got my mom fired from target when i was 10 because my parents had just divorced and she'd been working over the christmas holiday to make some money to make sure that she and i could have a good christmas
      my dad took me to target to go grocery shopping and i got SUPER excited and giddy seeing my mom work because i hadn't seen her in a couple months due to her shifts (she'd been working 8 am - 2 am across multiple stores), i ran behind the counter and gave her a hug
      none of the other cashiers cared and neither did the shift leader but the manager saw that through the camera and didn't like that
      target hates lesbians and hates working parents apparently

    • @juancarlosrivera5689
      @juancarlosrivera5689 2 года назад +170

      Is target homophobic or am I missing a joke here?

    • @circa1890
      @circa1890 2 года назад +129

      This is both erotic and terrifying.

    • @Sun_MoonAries
      @Sun_MoonAries 2 года назад +62

      @@circa1890 right🧂🍿👀 lifetime needs to get on this 😅

  • @VoltLuke1
    @VoltLuke1 2 года назад +5699

    As a former target employee this is actually pretty accurate

    • @dumpsterpsycho2894
      @dumpsterpsycho2894 2 года назад +77

      You should see what Walmart does to us 😨

    • @woofawoof7616
      @woofawoof7616 2 года назад +39

      Wait I need the tea from Target and Walmart!

    • @Suigeneris999
      @Suigeneris999 2 года назад +22

      @@dumpsterpsycho2894 as a Walmart employee who works in dispensary, you are right probably. Idk I work dispensary not cashier.

    • @ikecampbell2221
      @ikecampbell2221 2 года назад

      and you didn’t die??

    • @anonymoustroll4195
      @anonymoustroll4195 2 года назад +7

      @@Suigeneris999 Wait your Walmart has a dispensary that awesome! Do you work in Colorado?

  • @spinel3115
    @spinel3115 Год назад +21

    I find this love story so beautiful and sad at the same time

  • @hyperf1sh161
    @hyperf1sh161 Год назад +201

    I low key want a whole episode with these two and this concept.
    We’ll just, ya know, pretend she didn’t get split in half

    • @JeremyJenner
      @JeremyJenner 10 месяцев назад +18

      Same! Plus it would actually be kind of untapped, the show hasn't done a lesbian Lois storyline yet besides this cutaway.

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 10 месяцев назад +12

      I want a version in which Lois splits her in half 👿

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 10 месяцев назад +5

      i'm busily creating one in my head, at least.

    • @user-x7dc2pq7n
      @user-x7dc2pq7n 9 месяцев назад +3

      I wish more of these shows that are in their 33rd season would experiment with ideas like those. If anything they play it extremely safe and boring

  • @marcusskyfall
    @marcusskyfall 2 года назад +3148

    Has anyone said "cinnamoned skinned target lady... Noooooo!" yet? 😂

    • @ravennkings
      @ravennkings 2 года назад +152

      Tbh that's a beautiful way to describe someone 😭❤️❤️

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 2 года назад +152

      The nicest way to describe a white person's skin colour is by comparing it to porcelain, the same material we make toilet bowls from.
      Brown people get all the best ones, caramel, chocolate, mahogony... the list goes on.
      There are a few poetic descriptions for people who are too white though: white as a ghost, bone white, milky...
      I don't really have a point besides the fact that it sounds weird to compare a person to ice-cream or a potato.

    • @alifram117
      @alifram117 2 года назад +23

      @@SineN0mine3 silky or milky is nice

    • @NikkiAkaNlg
      @NikkiAkaNlg 2 года назад +46

      @@SineN0mine3 Alabaster skinned, fair skinned.

    • @sanchezs7614
      @sanchezs7614 2 года назад +46

      As a Latino i agree with this way to describe us

  • @graysonryder278
    @graysonryder278 2 года назад +3147

    I suspect a cashier would scowl or cringe if a stranger tried to grasp their hand like that.

    • @astrolynxical
      @astrolynxical 2 года назад +461

      Unless they actually feel sexual tension with the person that’s paying. I seen it happen before

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 2 года назад +203

      Not if they’re hot enough.

    • @juliane.mfarias9285
      @juliane.mfarias9285 2 года назад +70

      Would be super weird coming from outtanowhere

    • @Swampyankeehomestead
      @Swampyankeehomestead 2 года назад +39

      They may scowel but you gotta shoot your shot.

    • @AngelloDelNorte
      @AngelloDelNorte 2 года назад +77

      @@astrolynxical
      Seen it before? You mean like being in the line next to them lol? That would prob be awkward.

  • @Archarrow520
    @Archarrow520 11 месяцев назад +5

    And just FYI the target cashier was voiced by Stephanie Beatriz

  • @jerrynadler2883
    @jerrynadler2883 Год назад +56

    As a target cashier I can honestly say I was never a target cashier.

  • @tylercramblet7659
    @tylercramblet7659 2 года назад +921

    As a Target manager, I can confirm that we all sound and dress like that man

    • @darrylwilliamsjr4873
      @darrylwilliamsjr4873 2 года назад +3

      😆

    • @Alyssa-po5fp
      @Alyssa-po5fp 2 года назад +8

      If u were my manager I would act up 👀

    • @tylercramblet7659
      @tylercramblet7659 2 года назад +11

      @@Alyssa-po5fp you wouldn’t be the first, nor the last to act up😂

    • @gabrielstrong3212
      @gabrielstrong3212 2 года назад +4

      ...well yeah... That's the uniform

    • @tylercramblet7659
      @tylercramblet7659 2 года назад +7

      @@gabrielstrong3212 not necessarily, you can wear jeans and not all leaders have to wear red either.

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA 2 года назад +931

    Damn, Esperanza is a fine looking lady. I can understand why Lois would want to run away with her.

    • @starwindamada5313
      @starwindamada5313 2 года назад +48

      She's no Francesca Louise Alessandro

    • @chichibee3983
      @chichibee3983 2 года назад +23

      It’s a cartoon dude..

    • @deepbluebeer
      @deepbluebeer 2 года назад

      @@chichibee3983 well no shit sherlock

    • @kiko_tango7203
      @kiko_tango7203 2 года назад +16

      @@chichibee3983 yeah and it’s just a joke dude

    • @sonialopez-cruz6649
      @sonialopez-cruz6649 2 года назад +6

      Well you could say her Esperanza died as well XD (it also means hope in spanish)

  • @notdante1151
    @notdante1151 Год назад +22

    Still better romance than Twilight.

  • @kendrickvieraramos
    @kendrickvieraramos 7 месяцев назад +3

    R.i.p Esperanza 1983-2022

  • @everyoneash
    @everyoneash 2 года назад +711

    For that moment esperanza was free...may we all go out that way, free and apparently without any blood inside of us

    • @furimindusties5736
      @furimindusties5736 2 года назад +44

      Or bones

    • @juilkeyaru405
      @juilkeyaru405 2 года назад +42

      Or organs

    • @furimindusties5736
      @furimindusties5736 2 года назад +10

      @@juilkeyaru405 I knew this was coming next.

    • @Le-eu4bf
      @Le-eu4bf 2 года назад +60

      To make it even worse the laser probably cauterized the wound so no blood

    • @rayeittastay2458
      @rayeittastay2458 2 года назад +2

      You didn't know? We're all actually made of Play-Doh. That's why they wouldn't let us eat it as children, it's because it would have been cannibalism.

  • @franciscovera6097
    @franciscovera6097 2 года назад +566

    Peter and Lois both have strong gay fantasies of running away. At this point is a miracle Chris, Meg and Stewie exist.

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 2 года назад

      Peter is not gay.

    • @King_Andrew
      @King_Andrew 2 года назад +103

      @@hawk66100 Do i have "gay jokes" clips and moments for you!

    • @tnatstrat7495
      @tnatstrat7495 2 года назад +85

      @@hawk66100 It's 2022 it doesn't matter who's gay or who's not gay everybody can just do whoever they want no label required.

    • @paperplate1355
      @paperplate1355 2 года назад +15

      @@tnatstrat7495 fr tho

    • @King_Andrew
      @King_Andrew 2 года назад +28

      @@tnatstrat7495 _Based_

  • @invalid.8109
    @invalid.8109 Год назад +12

    As a wise man once said. '' The person who runs away from target gets targeted. ''

  • @MrJmanrey
    @MrJmanrey Год назад +2

    I love how a Target ad popped up right after the video.

  • @DPK365
    @DPK365 2 года назад +1260

    Well I would say Peter is a marriage of convenience, but there is nothing convenient about Peter. Also this is not Target behavior, this is more Walmart behavior LOL

    • @Dayserking
      @Dayserking 2 года назад +59

      This is definitely Target behavior 😂💀

    • @SherrifOfNottingham
      @SherrifOfNottingham 2 года назад +45

      Naw Walmart knows that people are forced to work for them, she can't leave because she's in debt for the car she had to purchase to work there.

    • @mlpartclub412
      @mlpartclub412 2 года назад

      @@Dayserking We should never believe anything we watch. Sorry. Severe autism.

    • @zenos02
      @zenos02 2 года назад +26

      Oh please the is Retail Behavior period

    • @mlpartclub412
      @mlpartclub412 2 года назад +3

      @@zenos02 We’re not supposed to believe anything we watch. None of it is real.

  • @RujiTheRockBoi
    @RujiTheRockBoi 2 года назад +628

    XD first peter now lois

    • @tamiyaharrison9774
      @tamiyaharrison9774 2 года назад +10

      When

    • @saniakshay12
      @saniakshay12 2 года назад +11

      @@tamiyaharrison9774 Peter had a crush for the Latina cleaning lady in an episode about office birthdays

    • @Jaxionisnum2
      @Jaxionisnum2 2 года назад +9

      I guess there’s just something about Latin women lol

    • @johndepasco9582
      @johndepasco9582 2 года назад

      Peters computer history also

    • @watertommyz
      @watertommyz 2 года назад +1

      @@Jaxionisnum2 and soft latino men

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 Год назад +6

    Oh my god I just realized Esperanza/Cinnamon skin target lady is voiced by Stephanie Beatriz

  • @qinshihuang8414
    @qinshihuang8414 Год назад +11

    "no cinnamon skinned target lady noooooooo"😂😂

  • @paperplate1355
    @paperplate1355 2 года назад +727

    As a girl who worked at target and had a crush on another girl who worked there; this is very accurate (minus her dying)

    • @Hollywood-cd9cv
      @Hollywood-cd9cv 2 года назад

      That's great that she didn't die,what else happened?

    • @femmemachete
      @femmemachete 2 года назад +74

      Oh, so there is a camera that can shoot a precision laser at Target. Noted.

    • @KyussSpeed-sg5je
      @KyussSpeed-sg5je 2 года назад

      Haha you're an invalid human because you won't breed haha

    • @gravydavy9930
      @gravydavy9930 2 года назад +19

      Video proof ...or it didn't happen!!!! Giggidy

    • @supremecarnage5071
      @supremecarnage5071 2 года назад

      Gayyyyy

  • @Deactivated7372
    @Deactivated7372 2 года назад +140

    There was more plot in this 1minute than every movie I've ever seen

  • @arkfounder7056
    @arkfounder7056 9 месяцев назад +8

    Series finale: Lois will get tired of Peter and be with the woman of her life.

  • @snazzy_tomato6790
    @snazzy_tomato6790 Год назад +8

    and they were roomates

  • @wyvernnymph5757
    @wyvernnymph5757 2 года назад +635

    I would 100% watch family guy again if it followed Lois and Esperanza's love story.

    • @yoooidkyou
      @yoooidkyou Год назад +37

      It’s the only right thing to do

    • @shaunpenne1840
      @shaunpenne1840 Год назад +23

      GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY!.........

    • @mynameisjeff9660
      @mynameisjeff9660 Год назад +1

      Who’s the cutie pie on your pfp?

    • @madduckling4436
      @madduckling4436 Год назад

      @@mynameisjeff9660 eyes that stare through your soul and suck you in if you looked for too long...

    • @enzopied3015
      @enzopied3015 Год назад

      @@mynameisjeff9660 your mom

  • @ProjectGrandMarauder
    @ProjectGrandMarauder 2 года назад +77

    “If I can’t have you… then no one can”
    -Target

  • @Z0mbae
    @Z0mbae Год назад +2

    I got a target commercial after this, the target bullseye is always watching

  • @SweatherSniper
    @SweatherSniper 16 дней назад +1

    0:24 bro can we admire the fluidity of the animation

  • @brandonbarrientos5011
    @brandonbarrientos5011 2 года назад +356

    Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @Trusteft
      @Trusteft Год назад +14

      More realistic too.

    • @Ella-ks7jp
      @Ella-ks7jp Год назад +21

      this joke is oooold

    • @ikersarabia4329
      @ikersarabia4329 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@Ella-ks7jpbut true

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 10 месяцев назад +8

      Old ass joke that sucked even when it was popular

    • @halo3boy1
      @halo3boy1 10 месяцев назад +4

      2023 and we still using this joke?

  • @theeyeoftheyinyangs
    @theeyeoftheyinyangs 2 года назад +334

    Shocking to hear Target employees or ex-employees state that this is 100% accurate. That’s both creepy and scary as hell.

    • @dishsoap6895
      @dishsoap6895 2 года назад +30

      I think they’re joking bruv

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 2 года назад +112

      @@dishsoap6895 No, Target actually bisects employees who leave their post early using a high powered laser. Could be worse, it's much more elegant than Wal-Mart's roof mounted remote operated 25mm grenade launcher which is loud and tends to make a bloody mess of the worker's remains on nearby bystanders and parked cars. Costco has it going on though, they just have a pin sized micro explosive device and remote detonator surgically inserted into the employee's chest cavity. The explosive is just powerful enough to turn their innards into pudding without blasting the entire body apart in a bloody spectacle.

    • @globalwarming8883
      @globalwarming8883 2 года назад +13

      @@22steve5150 *claps*

    • @theeyeoftheyinyangs
      @theeyeoftheyinyangs 2 года назад

      @dish soap Right

    • @CowboyLuigi
      @CowboyLuigi 2 года назад +8

      @@22steve5150 Meanwhile, BJ's keeps it on the lowdown. It's not what happens when you get out; it's what happens to you and/or your loved ones once you get caught, which easily happens to all eloping BJs employees.

  • @arcie3716
    @arcie3716 Год назад +9

    This is why Target is always hiring

  • @angriboi
    @angriboi 7 месяцев назад +4

    I forgot, that pretty much all women are at least bisexual.

  • @isaiahyoung5377
    @isaiahyoung5377 2 года назад +159

    This is not a lie. Target sometimes recruits some real cutiepies behind the registers. I had to check myself for the vapors a few times.

    • @thisuncannyearth
      @thisuncannyearth 2 года назад +7

      Biz warned you about those. Gotta be careful

    • @randalls9822
      @randalls9822 Год назад +2

      @Isaiah Young Damn, I gotta get to Target more often.

  • @aaronjames2372
    @aaronjames2372 2 года назад +65

    As a target CEO I can neither confirm or denie the existence of the laser on the Bulls eye.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Год назад

      I _have_ noticed an ashy, “burnt hair”smell whenever I enter a target store, I wondered why.
      But I rarely go to target because of the high prices you charge combined with the cost-of-living skyrocket over the last 4 years 🫤

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight Месяц назад +3

    The fact that Lois called her "cinnamon-skinned Target lady" after clearly hearing that her name was Esperanza and seeing her at the counter with her name tag lord knows how many times tells you just about how deep her fantasies went. That is to say, not deep at all.

  • @leonfurry
    @leonfurry Год назад +7

    I’m always in shock at this scene. That laser was hot enough to cauterize her sliced body. Target really is a somewhat clean store.

  • @fourletterwords1826
    @fourletterwords1826 2 года назад +148

    As a cashier who has never worked at Target, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

    • @Flowku
      @Flowku 2 года назад

      Fuck Atlético

  • @ijayylo_759
    @ijayylo_759 2 года назад +142

    Fellow target employee here, i can tell you guys this is 100 percent accurate.

    • @ijayylo_759
      @ijayylo_759 2 года назад +1

      @AceofSwords21 i think that’s mandatory for every ETL at target

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 Год назад +4

    Leaving Target was one of the best feelings of my life honestly

  • @connorross6090
    @connorross6090 Год назад +1

    When you get a target ad at the end…

  • @travarturner6547
    @travarturner6547 2 года назад +360

    I'm with lois I would runaway with her too

  • @thegaybookpixie
    @thegaybookpixie 2 года назад +370

    As a lesbian, I can confirm that this is where I met my wife and got married to her: In Target

    • @idktbh.2421
      @idktbh.2421 2 года назад +22

      I'm jealous

    • @kasumi4055
      @kasumi4055 2 года назад +14

      @@idktbh.2421 same.

    • @kupotenshi
      @kupotenshi 2 года назад +49

      can't believe you dodged those lasers with precise accuracy, blessed 🙏

    • @rmb6037
      @rmb6037 2 года назад +9

      reminds me of the "target lady meets her first lesbian" SNL sketch

    • @allendepacheco3419
      @allendepacheco3419 2 года назад +11

      How did you survive?

  • @KillerWinners
    @KillerWinners Год назад +1

    I just got a target ad after this video ended that is trippy

  • @chickennugget5163
    @chickennugget5163 Год назад +1

    I got a target ad before and after this

  • @slippery_soap7470
    @slippery_soap7470 2 года назад +129

    As a Target Team Member, I can 100% guarantee this is exactly what happens in the store as a cashier worker, I miss Dylan...

  • @montanarailfanproductions8002
    @montanarailfanproductions8002 2 года назад +58

    As a native Montanan, I got pretty excited when she mentioned our state which has more cows than humans btw.

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy 2 года назад +1

      Do they run the state? Cows in prominent positions of government etc?

    • @montanarailfanproductions8002
      @montanarailfanproductions8002 2 года назад +12

      @@777jimothy Yea. Our Governor is a Grizzly Bear and our representatives our some Rainbow Trout

    • @stevenjohnson7086
      @stevenjohnson7086 2 года назад +2

      If you like Montana, stop telling people about it.

    • @anonymoustroll4195
      @anonymoustroll4195 2 года назад

      @Rob Ott you mean ALIENS

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 2 года назад

      Good

  • @cjloud01
    @cjloud01 2 месяца назад +1

    My ears are telling me that Target Lady MIGHT be voiced by Stephanie Beatriz and now I'll be thinking of this all day.

  • @yesuwu7584
    @yesuwu7584 Год назад +1

    not me getting a target ad right before the video

  • @bryancouillard2016
    @bryancouillard2016 2 года назад +124

    I'd like to point out all the inaccuracies and falsehoods in how Target Corporation is portrayed in this scene:
    1.The Target logo has 3 concentric circles. Not 5.
    ...That is all.

  • @Ravenleaf182
    @Ravenleaf182 2 года назад +27

    I'm not shocked at all the target comments, I'm just shocked at how many people are willing to admit working at target.

    • @Algenie
      @Algenie 2 года назад +1

      -Obligatory political argument about how there's nothing wrong with working a minimum wage job.-

    • @Ravenleaf182
      @Ravenleaf182 2 года назад +2

      @@Algenie K, but that's literally you projecting. I'm just saying Target is a trash company to work for in general, has nothing to do about pay or retail. If people like working retail for whatever reason or it just happens to be where they are, that's cool and all, but there is other places to work besides target that won't drive you as crazy. Walmart and Target are both just pretty heinous to their employees.

    • @Algenie
      @Algenie 2 года назад +1

      @@Ravenleaf182 Should have said /j after that comment. I was making a joke about people who start insufferable arguments on RUclips.

    • @Ravenleaf182
      @Ravenleaf182 2 года назад

      @@Algenie Ah...that's fair ^_^;;

    • @Mskittenlover12
      @Mskittenlover12 2 года назад

      @@Ravenleaf182 I go to Target every week, its right across from me so I've been seeing a few employees for a long time and one in particular looks like he's slowly lost his soul more and more every time I see him. 🤔

  • @ajstudios9210
    @ajstudios9210 8 месяцев назад +8

    Lois is bi confirmed. At this point, I hope the series ends with Lois finding the person she actually wants to be with and Peter continuing life with his second family instead. It always seems now that they would be happier apart than they would be together.😒

    • @NahVeA
      @NahVeA 5 месяцев назад +1

      Peter actually does have 3 different families, he just killed them all. And Louis has a guy she is into that she talks to Bonnie about I think lol they both unfaithfully faithful.😂

  • @user-qk1dl5wf8d
    @user-qk1dl5wf8d Год назад +1

    I love the idea of the logo having a camera and a mortal laser

  • @ethanol1586
    @ethanol1586 2 года назад +84

    Rest in peace cinnamon skinned target lady 🙏 😔

  • @gino-cz9zu
    @gino-cz9zu 2 года назад +92

    I was expecting her to give lois back her change when she came running to her🤣

    • @rubygracemw
      @rubygracemw 2 года назад +1

      we can't have it all ):

    • @gino-cz9zu
      @gino-cz9zu 2 года назад +2

      Nope
      BUT it would be the prefect end joke XD

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 2 года назад

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one

    • @immrpurpman
      @immrpurpman 2 года назад +5

      She was supposedly asking for the remaining $6 Lois owed. 🤣

  • @joshuaparker1987
    @joshuaparker1987 Год назад +1

    Ironically got a target ad before the video

  • @Heybabetv
    @Heybabetv Год назад +2

    I really wanted this story for Louis

  • @MichaelB769
    @MichaelB769 2 года назад +93

    I was sure she was running after Lois because she forgot the $6 and only paid 11 cents 🤣

  • @FunkyGalilea
    @FunkyGalilea 2 года назад +36

    Damn this is reminding me of the time I had a crush on a Target Employee.
    One time, he was walking up to me, whispered, “Shit” under his breath and walked away. I was so confused. I suspect the bullseye was watching us

    • @darren537
      @darren537 2 года назад +2

      Always

    • @rayman1230
      @rayman1230 2 года назад +12

      He must have seen the wedding ring on your hand 😂

    • @miggidymark
      @miggidymark 2 года назад

      maybe he realized that he had to change his underwear because he pee'd white

    • @sanchezs7614
      @sanchezs7614 2 года назад +1

      It was me

  • @_Redtro
    @_Redtro Год назад

    Love that the ending was followed by a Target ad for me.

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly Год назад +2

    I'd recognize Stephanie Beatriz's voice anywhere.

  • @OccultOrangutan
    @OccultOrangutan 2 года назад +27

    I work at a target and I can confirm one of my coworkers tried to escape and also got cut down by a laser

  • @jaysinger535
    @jaysinger535 2 года назад +147

    Lois wants the wild life.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AgentBlizzaga
    @AgentBlizzaga Год назад +3

    Well this feels too accurate given recent events

  • @HypeMaster1473
    @HypeMaster1473 4 месяца назад +1

    I can already see the fan art getting drawn even as we read these comments!

  • @user-vb4dt2tt4d
    @user-vb4dt2tt4d Год назад +3

    Got a target ad to start this video. Life is a simulation.

  • @JohnSmithIlIlIlIl
    @JohnSmithIlIlIlIl 2 года назад +19

    I worked at Target, luckily long before they installed the lasers.

  • @kengbrissy3074
    @kengbrissy3074 Год назад +2

    The saddest death on screen

  • @mariog4674
    @mariog4674 2 года назад +19

    The most beautiful woman in my life right now I met while we worked at Target. Inside and out, no one compares to her

  • @RetroSkreamerz101
    @RetroSkreamerz101 2 года назад +18

    As a former Target employee, I can confirm that store is the closest thing to Big Brother I've ever experienced as a wage slave

  • @torifritz1905
    @torifritz1905 Год назад +1

    The fact that I got a target ad after this 😭😭

  • @JoshuaDoss
    @JoshuaDoss Год назад +3

    Considering how much they've changed in the last month I would imagine

  • @Laura-mo4qj
    @Laura-mo4qj 2 года назад +43

    I fell In love with a hobby lobby cashier. Never talked to her. Only saw her once, but she had the most beautiful eyes. I’ll always remember you hobby lobby girl 😭

    • @twiztinupblunts4031
      @twiztinupblunts4031 Год назад +2

      Perfect. Hobby lobby is the best place for you to do les stuff. F*** that homophobic place. 🍻

    • @Laura-mo4qj
      @Laura-mo4qj Год назад +2

      @@twiztinupblunts4031 are… are you okay?

    • @twiztinupblunts4031
      @twiztinupblunts4031 Год назад

      @@Laura-mo4qj Hobby lobby is homophobic and right wing. So it would be great to have an LGBTQ+ relationship with one of their employees

    • @Laura-mo4qj
      @Laura-mo4qj Год назад

      @@twiztinupblunts4031 I just thought she was beautiful

    • @jakhihilton1505
      @jakhihilton1505 Год назад

      Lesbian

  • @Dynomete
    @Dynomete Год назад

    Best part about this video is that I got a target ad before it started

  • @9zuks
    @9zuks Год назад

    I got a target ad right after this video ended.

  • @senormarston3283
    @senormarston3283 2 года назад +97

    This is not fair, man, Peter is able to get away with his secret gay boyfriend but Lois can't have an affair with the cashier lady. Not cool, dude