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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025
  • For thousands of years there have been tales of a monster living in Loch Ness, deep within the Scottish Highlands. But what of the Loch Ness monster’s sister “Lizzie” in neighbouring Loch Lochy? Reports of this beast have been coming in thick and fast since 1929, but it has somehow still evaded the world’s attention. Amelia Dimoldenberg travels to the Scottish Highlands hot on the trail of this deep cut monster no one is talking about.
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  • @TOTALLYsup
    @TOTALLYsup 5 лет назад +836

    The Chemistry between her and the older guy is great. She was expecting to only find dumb people but she found her equal in terms of UK sarcasm.

    • @EchoDissolve
      @EchoDissolve 5 лет назад +42

      "I've only just got this." Perfect deadpan delivery.

    • @shottingham
      @shottingham 5 лет назад +4

      Pro-tip; her equal was in on it.

    • @karmlol
      @karmlol 5 лет назад +25

      Equal?! You call this brilliant, clever, perfect tongue-in-cheek eccentric gentleman the equal of a scripted, plain, humourless tart?
      She is lame as hell, the guy was brill

    • @Sun-Tzu-
      @Sun-Tzu- 5 лет назад +18

      She has no level of "UK sarcasm", she's just patronizing even by British standards.

    • @DHT2023
      @DHT2023 4 года назад +3

      That guy schooled and troller her, at her own game .

  • @Baba_Wawa
    @Baba_Wawa 5 лет назад +89

    Give the man living by the loch his own show! He was brilliantly witty & hilarious! He was by far the best part of this piece!

  • @ULATAN.
    @ULATAN. 5 лет назад +765

    Have you seen the monster?
    Yes I have, every morning when I shave.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LindsayC33
      @LindsayC33 5 лет назад +2

      i....

    • @ULATAN.
      @ULATAN. 5 лет назад +3

      Lindsay Tucker 2:15

    • @lastride9159
      @lastride9159 5 лет назад +4

      yeah she wanted to see that too..or maybe suck..

    • @ScoobyShotU
      @ScoobyShotU 5 лет назад +11

      He was talking about his dick right I'm not just a dirty minded person?

    • @nunoferraz5426
      @nunoferraz5426 5 лет назад

      "That's a good one" 🤣

  • @stevelooong
    @stevelooong 5 лет назад +123

    3:13 didn´t know my German fellows have such a good sense of humor.

    • @xerr2595
      @xerr2595 5 лет назад +6

      He is etzadla from Bavaria. They have also se dragonlord, a very famous independent shiftworker and humorist

    • @navrhy3075
      @navrhy3075 5 лет назад

      Holy shit you’re here

    • @1dude.
      @1dude. 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @alexreeperbahn5709
      @alexreeperbahn5709 5 лет назад

      Oh man. That was funn6

  • @silverioarroyo5968
    @silverioarroyo5968 5 лет назад +177

    The dramatic recreation was top quality

  • @SilverbackMenace
    @SilverbackMenace 5 лет назад +445

    The real mystery is how she keeps finding telephone booths in this day and age

    • @dgmmgd8506
      @dgmmgd8506 5 лет назад +21

      It’s Scotland they’re still stuck in the 1980s 😂

    • @eniscoworldheritagesite
      @eniscoworldheritagesite 5 лет назад +7

      They left them out for the tourists

    • @ScoobyShotU
      @ScoobyShotU 5 лет назад +3

      @@MontanaJackal not in the US they aren't anymore... so it's easy to say that but in some places they're gone for good..

    • @JohnJRambo-zi5fi
      @JohnJRambo-zi5fi 5 лет назад

      ok boomer

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад +1

      Deven Das I wish you could spell 😂

  • @nickyzafiro5959
    @nickyzafiro5959 5 лет назад +144

    i can't tell if this girl has a really advanced sense of sarcasm or is generally serious about what she does..

    • @jamespowell2428
      @jamespowell2428 5 лет назад +41

      she's very sarcastic

    • @Ty_Harlow
      @Ty_Harlow 5 лет назад +23

      you're deffo american

    • @lancewhitchurch512
      @lancewhitchurch512 5 лет назад +7

      brittish are sarcasm personified and its the way we like it

    • @lancewhitchurch512
      @lancewhitchurch512 5 лет назад +1

      youtube chicken shop dates you will see shes taking the piss lol

    • @Smendoza43
      @Smendoza43 5 лет назад +5

      She was dressed as the monster herself on the side of the shore...she really enjoys what’s she does and her personality shines through.

  • @candelacandela41
    @candelacandela41 5 лет назад +215

    Steve: "im making exact replicas of the loch Ness monster"
    Steve´s loch ness monster: *googly eyes, pink skin, and potty mouth*

    • @heartofakingjudahrising6233
      @heartofakingjudahrising6233 5 лет назад

      Candela Mattera that’s not “Steve’s Loch Ness monster”, it’s Steve’s daughter.

    • @matty6878
      @matty6878 5 лет назад +16

      and his criticism to people calling him out: "Prove they're not accurate and get your money back" 😂

    • @faktefoe1547
      @faktefoe1547 5 лет назад +3

      I think it was a sarcastic joke

    • @92GreyBlue
      @92GreyBlue 5 лет назад

      Hey u r soo cute plz talk to me Candela

    • @bigsquatchsasfoot1964
      @bigsquatchsasfoot1964 3 года назад

      Sounds like my x wife actually 🤔

  • @SuperMunchkin1000
    @SuperMunchkin1000 5 лет назад +257

    Let's be honest that guy has a dope pad

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic 4 года назад

      I sure wonder how much Poon he gets. You'd be surprised. I bet he's a serial scorer on most of his dates ...

    • @louise9973
      @louise9973 4 года назад

      On what part of the human body do you find the dope pad?

  • @blackjack-sf1xi
    @blackjack-sf1xi 5 лет назад +47

    I was actually taking this story serious until I saw the dramatic reconstruction lmao

    • @Batman-bl5qy
      @Batman-bl5qy 3 года назад +4

      So glad they put that above the video. I thought it was real!!😵 4:38

  • @Southwestsilva
    @Southwestsilva 5 лет назад +327

    Finally vice makes a video about my ex

  • @hinewsletter4125
    @hinewsletter4125 5 лет назад +30

    The dramatic reconstruction is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yotamjo297
    @yotamjo297 5 лет назад +23

    the dramatic reconstruction just help me to imagine the scene

  • @ElizabethRhyner
    @ElizabethRhyner 5 лет назад +47

    The dramatic reconstruction had me dying!!! This is such a creative episode. Hilarious but also really educating and eye opening.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 4 года назад +14

    “I think Lizzie is probably waves. Yeah. Nessie, too, probably.”
    This is actually the best documentary about lake monsters you will ever see. Seriously. They’re waves. Like, literally, people are photographing waves. That’s it.

  • @bazilday3960
    @bazilday3960 5 лет назад +11

    Who all misses the old vice when the stuff was real Drugs,Weed,Wars, etc.

    • @BigR376
      @BigR376 5 лет назад

      There is still that stuff on this channel.... Also on vice news.

    • @bazilday3960
      @bazilday3960 5 лет назад

      @@BigR376 Jst the old stuff nothing new.

  • @charlesjones32787
    @charlesjones32787 5 лет назад +73

    *1 day after his death*
    "Large prehistoric reptile discovered at Loch Ness today..."

  • @SyraThePoet
    @SyraThePoet 5 лет назад +27

    Her: It could’ve been a stone...
    Him: no
    Her:it could’ve
    Him: no

  • @browndbeanz7446
    @browndbeanz7446 5 лет назад +17

    "I only just got this." 😂😂😂

  • @EzraB123
    @EzraB123 5 лет назад +20

    I'm too sober to be watching this.

  • @MrBlack-vg8rv
    @MrBlack-vg8rv 5 лет назад +32

    4:25 for actual video of loch ness monster

  • @ozlo4077
    @ozlo4077 5 лет назад +34

    As a Scot myself I absolutely love how the first 20 seconds of interviews are with English people and one called it a lake omg I gen can’t somtimes xD

    • @xXxBackflipxXx
      @xXxBackflipxXx 5 лет назад +9

      i scrolled down to find someone else who was pissed at that too

    • @xXxBackflipxXx
      @xXxBackflipxXx 5 лет назад +1

      MasterOnion North tourists I think

  • @realzachfluke1
    @realzachfluke1 4 года назад +4

    3:11 HAHAHAHAHA HES SO PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR THAT JOKE. I love it.

  • @ALGORITHMTICKLER
    @ALGORITHMTICKLER 5 лет назад +13

    And THAT, is why you do not buy any underwater drones off of wish.

  • @andoresue
    @andoresue 5 лет назад +6

    1:34 that was some top tier Light-Yagami-level determination 👌🏼

  • @rhythmictiger
    @rhythmictiger 5 лет назад +19

    Where's your Dad?
    He left when I was 10 to go find the Loch Ness Monster
    Righhhttt

  • @donatonamusic
    @donatonamusic 5 лет назад +3

    Hahaha that final moment of banter btw her and the Loch Ness hunter was pure gold...

  • @Jambunctious
    @Jambunctious 5 лет назад +7

    "Yeh that's a good one"
    You can really tell she's happy to be reporting on this. Feels like the start of a lot of films.

  • @Izzie_mcaff
    @Izzie_mcaff 5 лет назад +13

    "It might have been a stone"
    "NO"

  • @davidmatos9418
    @davidmatos9418 5 лет назад +45

    I’ve literally got drunk on that beach before, seen water and fishes.

    • @dyinhope6840
      @dyinhope6840 5 лет назад +11

      Really? You saw water while on a beach? Even fish? Far out man that's crazy! .............

    • @davidmatos9418
      @davidmatos9418 5 лет назад +2

      Dyin Hope I was already being sarcastic there was no point going further dude hahaha

    • @unotir7109
      @unotir7109 3 года назад

      @@davidmatos9418 what is water never heard of it

  • @skwerleyz
    @skwerleyz 5 лет назад +8

    I would absolutely watch a show of her and the Nessie Hunter. Those two are hilarious

  • @Midnight_Freefall
    @Midnight_Freefall 5 лет назад +1

    "Local man spends decades searching for Loch Ness Monster, finds fuck all"

  • @DrRosko
    @DrRosko 5 лет назад +6

    "She dedicated her life to nothing, for 28 years..." haha! I believe the catfish theory. I have heard of divers finding them deep in lakes and getting the hell out of there...

  • @tadeocosplays7173
    @tadeocosplays7173 2 года назад +1

    Ms you were extremely rude at points in time of this video. That man was very kind.

  • @mydogslastdance
    @mydogslastdance 5 лет назад +56

    We need more of this!!!!!, we need more people like this, we must now find all the other cryptids and bring them to justice.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад

      Rita Vrataski Justice? They’re innocent

    • @TM-rh7zs
      @TM-rh7zs 4 года назад

      Cant tell if this is a joke or not

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 3 года назад +1

    "Does she live underwater?"
    "No, she lives in Munich."
    "Oh."

  • @justfactual
    @justfactual 5 лет назад +19

    I said it once, and I'll say it again. This girl is making bank just straight real-life trolling people. Her facial expressions and voice tone is SO FUNNY

  • @bayarea41510
    @bayarea41510 5 лет назад +11

    I thought that was backpack kid with long hair in the thumbnail 😭😭😭

  • @ianlinn596
    @ianlinn596 5 лет назад +29

    Celtic languages are the hardest I've ever studied, but I'm pretty sure Loch Lochy means lake lakey. Is Scotland real?

    • @nailedit7206
      @nailedit7206 5 лет назад +5

      there is not one person in that video that is Scottish, they are all English!

    • @sapientia_potentia_est4388
      @sapientia_potentia_est4388 5 лет назад +3

      Um they are British lol Scotland is in great Britain not England lol

    • @TexasPrisonStories
      @TexasPrisonStories 5 лет назад

      Lmmfao

    • @brynna77
      @brynna77 5 лет назад +1

      sapientia_potentia_ est nailed it! The Loch Ness is in the Scottish Highlands

    • @ianlinn596
      @ianlinn596 5 лет назад +7

      Scotland is part of the UK yes, but is still it's own country. C'mon guys, I don't want to argue about the semantics of celtic ethnicity, I wanna make jokes about how I confuse this video with Limmy's show.

  • @sket123flamez7
    @sket123flamez7 3 года назад +1

    no way the dramatic reconstruction was spot on totally believable

  • @otisosborne4211
    @otisosborne4211 5 лет назад +7

    I understand completely, i spent years searching for sasquach, i finally sent him a message, he responded and were haveing lunch next week.

  • @nadyyyyyk
    @nadyyyyyk 4 года назад +1

    "My life's work.." you're so funny Amelia 😂

  • @MisterDoctorE
    @MisterDoctorE 5 лет назад +19

    "I’ve Wasted 28 Years Hunting The Loch Ness Monster"
    /fixed

  • @lylecann9265
    @lylecann9265 2 года назад

    'Does she live underwater?'
    'No, she lives in Munich'
    loooool

  • @Harshal378
    @Harshal378 5 лет назад +14

    The dramatic representation is a fetish on its own.

  • @TylerHarding1914
    @TylerHarding1914 2 года назад +1

    loch Ness monster sister is actually called Nessie not Lizzy

  • @eltoro9386
    @eltoro9386 5 лет назад +6

    I need about tree fiddy ...."Got damn you lochness monster no i dont got no tree fiddy".

  • @SeanRiddolls
    @SeanRiddolls 3 года назад

    [ 4:30 ] This "Dramatic Reconstruction" is pure gold.

  • @HunterWoodlawn
    @HunterWoodlawn 5 лет назад +3

    “Nessie Nerds” okay I’m stealing that 😂💀

  • @KungFuChess
    @KungFuChess 5 лет назад +1

    Lesson 1: Always tether your bluetooth submarine

  • @religion_of_rage
    @religion_of_rage 5 лет назад +5

    once you have the right humour for this, its such a great video. How unfortunate that so many people cant appreciate it. I hope VICE continues with this series

  • @Burps___
    @Burps___ 5 лет назад +5

    Just as mysterious crop circles have been proven to be made by unicorns, the Loch Ness Monster has been shown to actually be unicorns. 🦄 🌊

  • @billnalder1017
    @billnalder1017 5 лет назад +37

    I actually thought this whole thing was funny as hell!!..kudos!!

  • @jonathanyeong324
    @jonathanyeong324 5 лет назад

    gents this is a whole new level of sarcasm and trolling.....no one does it better than her lol

  • @Norib04
    @Norib04 5 лет назад +12

    The series we never knew we needed 😍

  • @LGAussie
    @LGAussie 2 года назад +1

    When I swim, my hand and arm come up the exact same way as that black n’ white photo of what they say is lock nest. Lol! 🤣
    Show me a better example. I do think it’s possible, but not with that photo.

  • @WhyIOughta-y7m
    @WhyIOughta-y7m 3 года назад +3

    8:15 (Its possible that I would not tell anyone if I had) Sir You are part of the problem. You can tell he is scared knowing that police/authorities are always lurking somewhere to ensure no one finds out about the kind of world we live in.

  • @SixThirteen
    @SixThirteen 5 лет назад

    The dramatic reconstruction is on point 😂😂👌🏽

  • @plurpee.
    @plurpee. 5 лет назад +4

    They took us to a whisky distillery before the Loch, so by the time we got there, we were ALL seeing things in the water...

  • @wahyuindrasaputra2763
    @wahyuindrasaputra2763 4 года назад

    my mom : you should be mature when u 16th yo
    me at 16th yo : ...

  • @23Eulogy23
    @23Eulogy23 5 лет назад +20

    Jesus.. I know it's a funny subject.. but honestly why throw this old couple under the bus?

  • @shino8854
    @shino8854 5 лет назад

    British humor 🤣🤣. Deadpan sarcasm. love it.

  • @gabrielpalma1687
    @gabrielpalma1687 5 лет назад +7

    I am a big fan of mysteries and this video it's well made but is not what we want from Vice

  • @guitoorbenchi
    @guitoorbenchi 4 года назад +1

    I thought it was a well known fact, that if you wanted to summon the Loch Ness Monster, you're going to need about tree fiddy

  • @jakethreesixty
    @jakethreesixty 5 лет назад +6

    Her: "don't waste my time"
    Me:

  • @douglassequeira5419
    @douglassequeira5419 5 лет назад

    LMAO the dramatic recreation just killed me lol

  • @stoneartisen4216
    @stoneartisen4216 5 лет назад +4

    There's also the Irish lake monster
    Tessie in USA along with champ
    Oppopoggo in Canada
    Taniwha in New Zealand
    Hawksberry river beast of Australia
    Another in china and Japan
    A giant worm in Iceland
    And an apparent radiation mutated beast in Argentina

  • @gailzhao4417
    @gailzhao4417 2 года назад +2

    I might be able to give you some Intel about Lizzie and the Loch Ness monster since I actually seen both of them a couple times

  • @marcnormandin2877
    @marcnormandin2877 5 лет назад +3

    "or its getting on the bus to Fort William!" hahaha love it!

  • @InfectionFever
    @InfectionFever 5 лет назад

    that dramatic reconstruction just reminds of that dramatic reconstruction of the bear that escaped 🤣

  • @ShlisaShell
    @ShlisaShell 5 лет назад +3

    Lmao! Her in that costume/suit down by the shore. 4:23

  • @jackcooper3307
    @jackcooper3307 4 года назад +1

    Monster appears at 10:21!

  • @DankMemesForAngryTeens
    @DankMemesForAngryTeens 5 лет назад +3

    One star review on vice videos please

  • @icewallowcome6357
    @icewallowcome6357 3 года назад +1

    3:12 when teacher tells us a joke

  • @heather3037
    @heather3037 5 лет назад +5

    I can’t believe people think they’re being serious 😭😂

  • @thelivingdead1728
    @thelivingdead1728 4 года назад +1

    ''What did it look like?''
    ''It looked like a big stone''

  • @jeffreymensah4210
    @jeffreymensah4210 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣chicken shop date girl

  • @alanduran3649
    @alanduran3649 5 лет назад +1

    That's actually such a great video

  • @robbiehamilton447
    @robbiehamilton447 5 лет назад +6

    English person goes to Scotland and interviews English people in Scotland. They will never leave us alone.

    • @sidstevens9035
      @sidstevens9035 3 года назад +1

      If we did, you lot would all starve !

  • @nassah2010
    @nassah2010 3 года назад +2

    its the chicken shop date girl!!

  • @guccigucci5002
    @guccigucci5002 5 лет назад +21

    welp this was a waste of 13 min....

  • @edwardwilliammorris1340
    @edwardwilliammorris1340 Год назад

    Every morning when I'm shaving 🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless 👍👍

  • @heather3037
    @heather3037 5 лет назад +6

    The recreation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nomanmcshmoo8640
    @nomanmcshmoo8640 4 года назад +2

    HOW DID I MISS THIS CLASSIC DOCUMENTARY FOR SO LONG!!!! Amelia (Mia...errr...whoever she is...the CC spells her name different every time) is AWESOME! ...and Steve ROCKS!!!!

  • @Enkeria
    @Enkeria 5 лет назад +4

    There is none. There, I saved 13 minutes and a few seconds of your time.

  • @stackchicken9569
    @stackchicken9569 5 лет назад

    Very good vid, keep em comin

  • @mrojomrojo9478
    @mrojomrojo9478 5 лет назад +6

    seriously vice?....good old days are gone it seems

  • @grantkennedy7055
    @grantkennedy7055 5 лет назад +1

    This is the kind of comic journalism that works for vice. Not that untrimmed dude that complained around a military site ("Can a Millennial Troll Survive NATO's Biggest War Games?")

  • @Sherlock03
    @Sherlock03 5 лет назад +3

    That GF Lizi joke was hilarious due to the unfunny expression of them😁🤣

  • @sidstevens9035
    @sidstevens9035 3 года назад +1

    A good detective always wears a beige Macintosh ! Good girl !

  • @ClassicCityMinistry
    @ClassicCityMinistry 5 лет назад +3

    I believe the loch is still around...i believe its a prehistoric animal still alive!!!

  • @YamashitaKatsumi
    @YamashitaKatsumi 5 лет назад

    That dramatic reconstruction 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @grellxbassy7872
    @grellxbassy7872 5 лет назад +4

    Holy Moly! She actually has real footage of the lochness monster at the end!

  • @salbertron
    @salbertron 4 года назад +1

    Good investigating.

  • @Baldoxxx4000
    @Baldoxxx4000 5 лет назад +3

    Its probably a dinosaur's fossil but it's ghost keeps on appearing

  • @ralphmelvin1046
    @ralphmelvin1046 4 года назад +1

    I was in Scotland 1986, at Loch Ness, first day I saw nothing..BUT the second day oh the second day, late in the evening stays light late in Scotland almost never gets dark... I looked out all of a sudden bubbles started popping up a big commotion and a head popped out of the water and there it was I saw it with my own eyes, I reach for my camera had it up to my eye. When damn it looked at me and got scared and went straight down I couldn't get the picture, I was just a tad too late😉

  • @heather3037
    @heather3037 5 лет назад +3

    I love this video 😂😂😂
    As a fellow Scot, Nessie is my homie

  • @NotaryEducatorCristianM
    @NotaryEducatorCristianM 5 лет назад +2

    Did he ever get his underwater drone back???

  • @Purple777ism
    @Purple777ism 5 лет назад +2

    Finally something worth watching on RUclips !!!! Thanks VICE ❤️

  • @amberlinmchugh8115
    @amberlinmchugh8115 5 лет назад +2

    All the most legit sightings were in the 30s and the 60s when they were doing construction near the loch. Dynamite heavy equipment etc.. my great granny swore she saw her before the war