The Real Loch Ness Monster | Mystery Girl
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- Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025
- For thousands of years there have been tales of a monster living in Loch Ness, deep within the Scottish Highlands. But what of the Loch Ness monster’s sister “Lizzie” in neighbouring Loch Lochy? Reports of this beast have been coming in thick and fast since 1929, but it has somehow still evaded the world’s attention. Amelia Dimoldenberg travels to the Scottish Highlands hot on the trail of this deep cut monster no one is talking about.
The world is riddled with strange and unsolved mysteries. VICE's Amelia Dimoldenberg is on a mission to investigate and crack them once and for all.
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The Chemistry between her and the older guy is great. She was expecting to only find dumb people but she found her equal in terms of UK sarcasm.
"I've only just got this." Perfect deadpan delivery.
Pro-tip; her equal was in on it.
Equal?! You call this brilliant, clever, perfect tongue-in-cheek eccentric gentleman the equal of a scripted, plain, humourless tart?
She is lame as hell, the guy was brill
She has no level of "UK sarcasm", she's just patronizing even by British standards.
That guy schooled and troller her, at her own game .
Give the man living by the loch his own show! He was brilliantly witty & hilarious! He was by far the best part of this piece!
The two of them together is comedic gold
Have you seen the monster?
Yes I have, every morning when I shave.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i....
Lindsay Tucker 2:15
yeah she wanted to see that too..or maybe suck..
He was talking about his dick right I'm not just a dirty minded person?
"That's a good one" 🤣
3:13 didn´t know my German fellows have such a good sense of humor.
He is etzadla from Bavaria. They have also se dragonlord, a very famous independent shiftworker and humorist
Holy shit you’re here
Lol
Oh man. That was funn6
The dramatic recreation was top quality
The real mystery is how she keeps finding telephone booths in this day and age
It’s Scotland they’re still stuck in the 1980s 😂
They left them out for the tourists
@@MontanaJackal not in the US they aren't anymore... so it's easy to say that but in some places they're gone for good..
ok boomer
Deven Das I wish you could spell 😂
i can't tell if this girl has a really advanced sense of sarcasm or is generally serious about what she does..
she's very sarcastic
you're deffo american
brittish are sarcasm personified and its the way we like it
youtube chicken shop dates you will see shes taking the piss lol
She was dressed as the monster herself on the side of the shore...she really enjoys what’s she does and her personality shines through.
Steve: "im making exact replicas of the loch Ness monster"
Steve´s loch ness monster: *googly eyes, pink skin, and potty mouth*
Candela Mattera that’s not “Steve’s Loch Ness monster”, it’s Steve’s daughter.
and his criticism to people calling him out: "Prove they're not accurate and get your money back" 😂
I think it was a sarcastic joke
Hey u r soo cute plz talk to me Candela
Sounds like my x wife actually 🤔
Let's be honest that guy has a dope pad
I sure wonder how much Poon he gets. You'd be surprised. I bet he's a serial scorer on most of his dates ...
On what part of the human body do you find the dope pad?
I was actually taking this story serious until I saw the dramatic reconstruction lmao
So glad they put that above the video. I thought it was real!!😵 4:38
Finally vice makes a video about my ex
How was the monster coochie though?
Loo
😂
John Silva who is dating your ex now?
You killed it , bro !
The dramatic reconstruction is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Hinewsletter lol ikr
the dramatic reconstruction just help me to imagine the scene
The dramatic reconstruction had me dying!!! This is such a creative episode. Hilarious but also really educating and eye opening.
I laughed MANY times during this!
“I think Lizzie is probably waves. Yeah. Nessie, too, probably.”
This is actually the best documentary about lake monsters you will ever see. Seriously. They’re waves. Like, literally, people are photographing waves. That’s it.
Who all misses the old vice when the stuff was real Drugs,Weed,Wars, etc.
There is still that stuff on this channel.... Also on vice news.
@@BigR376 Jst the old stuff nothing new.
*1 day after his death*
"Large prehistoric reptile discovered at Loch Ness today..."
that just made me so depressed
@@thesnowflakediaries5267 lmao im sorry
Her: It could’ve been a stone...
Him: no
Her:it could’ve
Him: no
"I only just got this." 😂😂😂
I'm too sober to be watching this.
4:25 for actual video of loch ness monster
As a Scot myself I absolutely love how the first 20 seconds of interviews are with English people and one called it a lake omg I gen can’t somtimes xD
i scrolled down to find someone else who was pissed at that too
MasterOnion North tourists I think
3:11 HAHAHAHAHA HES SO PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR THAT JOKE. I love it.
And THAT, is why you do not buy any underwater drones off of wish.
1:34 that was some top tier Light-Yagami-level determination 👌🏼
Where's your Dad?
He left when I was 10 to go find the Loch Ness Monster
Righhhttt
Mad world innit
Hahaha that final moment of banter btw her and the Loch Ness hunter was pure gold...
"Yeh that's a good one"
You can really tell she's happy to be reporting on this. Feels like the start of a lot of films.
"It might have been a stone"
"NO"
I’ve literally got drunk on that beach before, seen water and fishes.
Really? You saw water while on a beach? Even fish? Far out man that's crazy! .............
Dyin Hope I was already being sarcastic there was no point going further dude hahaha
@@davidmatos9418 what is water never heard of it
I would absolutely watch a show of her and the Nessie Hunter. Those two are hilarious
"Local man spends decades searching for Loch Ness Monster, finds fuck all"
"She dedicated her life to nothing, for 28 years..." haha! I believe the catfish theory. I have heard of divers finding them deep in lakes and getting the hell out of there...
Ms you were extremely rude at points in time of this video. That man was very kind.
We need more of this!!!!!, we need more people like this, we must now find all the other cryptids and bring them to justice.
Rita Vrataski Justice? They’re innocent
Cant tell if this is a joke or not
"Does she live underwater?"
"No, she lives in Munich."
"Oh."
I said it once, and I'll say it again. This girl is making bank just straight real-life trolling people. Her facial expressions and voice tone is SO FUNNY
I thought that was backpack kid with long hair in the thumbnail 😭😭😭
Celtic languages are the hardest I've ever studied, but I'm pretty sure Loch Lochy means lake lakey. Is Scotland real?
there is not one person in that video that is Scottish, they are all English!
Um they are British lol Scotland is in great Britain not England lol
Lmmfao
sapientia_potentia_ est nailed it! The Loch Ness is in the Scottish Highlands
Scotland is part of the UK yes, but is still it's own country. C'mon guys, I don't want to argue about the semantics of celtic ethnicity, I wanna make jokes about how I confuse this video with Limmy's show.
no way the dramatic reconstruction was spot on totally believable
I understand completely, i spent years searching for sasquach, i finally sent him a message, he responded and were haveing lunch next week.
Watch out could me my ex
"My life's work.." you're so funny Amelia 😂
"I’ve Wasted 28 Years Hunting The Loch Ness Monster"
/fixed
'Does she live underwater?'
'No, she lives in Munich'
loooool
The dramatic representation is a fetish on its own.
loch Ness monster sister is actually called Nessie not Lizzy
I need about tree fiddy ...."Got damn you lochness monster no i dont got no tree fiddy".
[ 4:30 ] This "Dramatic Reconstruction" is pure gold.
“Nessie Nerds” okay I’m stealing that 😂💀
Lesson 1: Always tether your bluetooth submarine
once you have the right humour for this, its such a great video. How unfortunate that so many people cant appreciate it. I hope VICE continues with this series
Just as mysterious crop circles have been proven to be made by unicorns, the Loch Ness Monster has been shown to actually be unicorns. 🦄 🌊
It is our nation animal 😂 (not even a joke)
I actually thought this whole thing was funny as hell!!..kudos!!
gents this is a whole new level of sarcasm and trolling.....no one does it better than her lol
The series we never knew we needed 😍
Georgina Thamesford-Belle No, we knew
When I swim, my hand and arm come up the exact same way as that black n’ white photo of what they say is lock nest. Lol! 🤣
Show me a better example. I do think it’s possible, but not with that photo.
8:15 (Its possible that I would not tell anyone if I had) Sir You are part of the problem. You can tell he is scared knowing that police/authorities are always lurking somewhere to ensure no one finds out about the kind of world we live in.
The dramatic reconstruction is on point 😂😂👌🏽
They took us to a whisky distillery before the Loch, so by the time we got there, we were ALL seeing things in the water...
my mom : you should be mature when u 16th yo
me at 16th yo : ...
Jesus.. I know it's a funny subject.. but honestly why throw this old couple under the bus?
British humor 🤣🤣. Deadpan sarcasm. love it.
I am a big fan of mysteries and this video it's well made but is not what we want from Vice
This a job for Buzzfeed Unsolved.
I thought it was a well known fact, that if you wanted to summon the Loch Ness Monster, you're going to need about tree fiddy
Her: "don't waste my time"
Me:
LMAO the dramatic recreation just killed me lol
There's also the Irish lake monster
Tessie in USA along with champ
Oppopoggo in Canada
Taniwha in New Zealand
Hawksberry river beast of Australia
Another in china and Japan
A giant worm in Iceland
And an apparent radiation mutated beast in Argentina
I might be able to give you some Intel about Lizzie and the Loch Ness monster since I actually seen both of them a couple times
Wa
"or its getting on the bus to Fort William!" hahaha love it!
I friggen' DIED!!!!
that dramatic reconstruction just reminds of that dramatic reconstruction of the bear that escaped 🤣
Lmao! Her in that costume/suit down by the shore. 4:23
Monster appears at 10:21!
One star review on vice videos please
3:12 when teacher tells us a joke
I can’t believe people think they’re being serious 😭😂
''What did it look like?''
''It looked like a big stone''
🤣🤣🤣chicken shop date girl
That's actually such a great video
English person goes to Scotland and interviews English people in Scotland. They will never leave us alone.
If we did, you lot would all starve !
its the chicken shop date girl!!
welp this was a waste of 13 min....
Bad story telling
Every morning when I'm shaving 🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless 👍👍
The recreation 🤣🤣🤣
HOW DID I MISS THIS CLASSIC DOCUMENTARY FOR SO LONG!!!! Amelia (Mia...errr...whoever she is...the CC spells her name different every time) is AWESOME! ...and Steve ROCKS!!!!
There is none. There, I saved 13 minutes and a few seconds of your time.
Very good vid, keep em comin
seriously vice?....good old days are gone it seems
This is the kind of comic journalism that works for vice. Not that untrimmed dude that complained around a military site ("Can a Millennial Troll Survive NATO's Biggest War Games?")
That GF Lizi joke was hilarious due to the unfunny expression of them😁🤣
A good detective always wears a beige Macintosh ! Good girl !
I believe the loch is still around...i believe its a prehistoric animal still alive!!!
That dramatic reconstruction 😂🤣😂🤣
Holy Moly! She actually has real footage of the lochness monster at the end!
Good investigating.
Its probably a dinosaur's fossil but it's ghost keeps on appearing
Xxdddd
I was in Scotland 1986, at Loch Ness, first day I saw nothing..BUT the second day oh the second day, late in the evening stays light late in Scotland almost never gets dark... I looked out all of a sudden bubbles started popping up a big commotion and a head popped out of the water and there it was I saw it with my own eyes, I reach for my camera had it up to my eye. When damn it looked at me and got scared and went straight down I couldn't get the picture, I was just a tad too late😉
I love this video 😂😂😂
As a fellow Scot, Nessie is my homie
Did he ever get his underwater drone back???
Finally something worth watching on RUclips !!!! Thanks VICE ❤️
All the most legit sightings were in the 30s and the 60s when they were doing construction near the loch. Dynamite heavy equipment etc.. my great granny swore she saw her before the war