Duolingo sentences are madness
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Whilst I sourced some of these myself, a big ol thanks for the help from Twitter @DuolingoStrange for the rest. I don't know how that Twitter user's sanity is robust enough to look through these crazy phrases every goddamn day, good luck to em.
they could make a horror movie out of someone learning a language but all the translations get gradually more specific, personal, and threatening
SOMEONE MAKE THIS
That's genuinely a good concept and that's from someone who doesn't like horror movies
this,this thing right 'ere,it's perfect
thanks for the idea- I might write this
@@bluee128 hell yeah!! let me know if you do!!
"love is blind, but the neighbours ain't"
this sounds a lot more like a sun tzu quote than a stupid duolingo sentence
this is the whole thing:
never kiss by the garden gate; love is blind, but the neighbors ain't
@@lauralucas5052 Ah, so it's more about privacy than an ugly SO.
@@jasperzanovich2504 exactly
"Be not greedy, for success is blind, but the enemies ain't"
- Sun Tzu I think
@@lauralucas5052 Sounds like a song lyric from the 70's
"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't." That quote had me rolling. 🤣
@Duo neighbours saw you fcking
Absolutely top tier
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Same
Time ?
1:59 Love is blind, but the neighbour ain't (El amor es ciego, pero el vecino no) is an actual proverbial phrase in spanish. It means that the lovers may not see the toxic traits or red flags that their couples may have because they are in love, but people outside the relationship can see them more objectively because their judgement is not affected by the feeling of afection, thus why it is a good idea to look for advice from friends or people outside of the relationship
and to close your blinds/curtains when you’re doing it
but that’s good to know, thanks
That's actually pretty neat
thats actually cool though… im
usin that lol
Matt can’t escape creepy owls no matter what
Heck yeah!
Guess not
HAHA FR
*When will the suffering end*
Lol funny then duo lingo
The absolute comedy gold of "the end is soon" and then the video ending. Matt Rose is truly a genius of comedic timing. 10/10
this happens so often and people think it's an original idea
I also think it's at least interesting that it was in Russian...
@@rue04 конец скоро.
@@duckduck5910 He didn’t say it was original??? He just said it was funny.
@@arandomcommenter412 He said Matt is a genius of comedic timing for doing this, when in reality it's just a blatantly copied joke from thousands of other videos.
My mum used to do Dutch on Duolingo (before giving up and doing Welsh instead) and one phrase she used to get quite frequently was "You might be a duck."
wtf does she use that phrase for lol
somethings tells me she might be a duck
maybe telling random people on the streets that they might be a duck
“Je bent misschien een eend.’
(Translation)
@@blurrysk1es Or 4 in a trenchcoat.
I love how "I want to live in your shoes so I can be with you every step of the way" is really wholesome and then after that its just "The end is soon."
aka stalker
Norwegian has a bunch of good ones that form a story "My wife hates me", " I am getting divorced", "She is taking the kids" and " I am eating bread and crying on the floor"
Is duolingo okay? We're here to talk if it needs us.
@@blesskurunai9213 Duo had other plans for the wife
@@roastingnerd8545 she didn’t finish her spanish lesson
@@roastingnerd8545 oh no
@@name-nn7cs now it makes a lot of sense
For real though, Duolingo actually DOES make me think about what a sentence really means. It's easy to lapse into "auto mode" when translating sentences like "where is the bathroom?" and "do you want dinner?" but it's hard to do that with a sentence like "the boy eats 23 beetles."
specifically 23 beetles? no more and no less?
@@rob3rtbigtoegaming431 Did he stutter?
omg why did i think about the band.
LMAO
😂😂😂😂Ohhhh my god you guys ahhh
The silly and weird sentences are very deliberate. They are something you are extremely unlikely to hear out in the wild so it trains you to listen to each word and actually comprehend what is being said rather than just guessing the sentence based on what it's most likely to be saying.
3:06
☢️
Finally someone said it
you never know when a random french person ask you about their dead father who lived in germany and worked as a doctor and maried a teacher
Wait what I hear a bunch of these phrases every day
Stop makin sense
But if you come across a nonsensical sentence won't you naturally second guess yourself?
My new favorite sentence from German Duolingo is "Markus is going for a walk with his plants"
Questionable sentences I’ve gotten from the Korean course: “A man is not food.” “I am slow.” “Duo is a police officer.” “There is no bed in the park.” “The men fall down together at the library.” “Movies are meaningless.” “Books are meaningless.” “Is an orange a vegetable?” “Is coffee a fruit?” “He buys a fox.” “The cat eats a banana.” “The doctor lies in the room.” “The cat is going to school.” "Germans and Russians are learning the Korean alphabet together."
A few my brother has gotten from the Norwegian course: “My husband doesn’t eat children.” “Bears have bicycles.” “Are they eating spiders?” “I don’t know who I am.”
I also had "Don't trust your friends." And "They're all lying to you." One after the other on the Korean course
I got "How does she not have a family" from the Korean course
@@bluesapphireymca °_°
Well then
One of the first things it asked me to translate in the Korean course was “child milk”
@@crispsediment oh the classic (word) milk sentences
When I was attempting to learn Spanish it would throw such interestring phrases my way, like "I am a horse" and "I have a knife". Clearly very useful phrases to know, and I suppose their strangeness is what makes them stick in the mind so it works BECAUSE it's weird.
Probably a good way to learn vocabulary? I guess? As long as it sticks.
@@plebisMaximus internalizing grammar i guess
I AM THE CHEESE🧀
About the "I am a horse" phrase in Spanish, that reminded me of *Juan*
you always gotta be prepared for spanish speaking horses and knives
a few phrases i have learned in german, thanks duolingo!
"the baby takes over"
"children, why are you bleeding?"
"he replaces you"
"i swim in milk"
"we see every egg"
"is food important?"
I don't know, is food important?
same
I don't know, why are they bleeding
*we see every egg. we are the egglumineggategg. we rule all*
@@Exo_DN It is quite strange, isn't it? Every person who seems to not eat food ends up not telling if it is important or not.
I don't remember any disturbing sentences, but once I was learning English and I got this: "The princess wanted to kill the monster, but then she saw three baby monsters. The monster had a family!" and it was so cute 😭✨
Tell that to Beowulf
omg lmao
Well if it isn't the plot of the dyna blade story from kirby super star!
"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't" must be the greatest sentence ever written by an human being
I laughed so hard at this one 😂
This one killed me. Honestly my new favorite saying (excluding the neighbors part)
But is it really written by a human being though...??? 👀
@@blackman5867 I've read somewhere that these are sentences written by somebody, not AI generated.
@@Ze0do0Gas the ones who wrote these sentences gotta have autism or something i swear
When I learned Ancient Greek, our textbook had sentences like "We threw the babbling old man off the cliff" and "Some children do not deserve to live".
''Some children do not deserve to live'' sounds like a *VERY* spartan thing to say, and so is throwing someone off a cliff. Duolingo knows too much...
@@NickAndriadze Yeeeeeep haha a lot of the practice sentences were directly from classical texts. Just hilarious to see them in a textbook, especially because my teacher was big on group practice. We threatened/vowed to kill one our classmates on a daily basis.
Wait. You can learn Ancient Greek on Duolingo?
way to identify its ancient greek
@@newsgirlnotashamed2211no,but I think you can learn greek. I actually learned half English from duolingo.
“I thought it was an apple store but they only sold computers” is genuinely hilarious
What is a computer?
@@jan.melcherA PC, you know, they're like phones but bigger and have keyboards
@jan.melcher no way you don't know what a computer is
@@familiamarquez3219 it was a reference to an ad by Apple from 2018
The only explanation I can think of is that he thought the apple store sold actual apples.
Me waiting for the
“Please take a shower immediately 🤨”
I once got a Duolingo sentence that said, "A room without books is like a body without a soul." And I think about it often.
DAmn
I’ve got to agree with Duolingo on this one.
I'm 15 year old and this is deep
@well well well 14*
My bathroom is like a body without a soul.
I've been using Duolingo for like 204 days and have run into a lot of weird sentences, including: "She is a black belt" "I cook the pork in milk" "Are my shoes electric?"
I'm a black belt lol
that first one isn't that weird. its a rank in certain martial arts
yes, your shoes are electric
that first one i understand, like the black belt in martial arts or something like that but the other two sentences are wild
@@blurrysk1es XD
I’m currently learning Greek. So far, I’ve only learned one color. Pink. It pops up in practically all my sentences. The pink water. The pink toast. The pink soup. The bread and the fish are pink. The pink water. The pink water. THE PINK WATER. STOP TELLING ME WATER IS PINK.
Toe avokanto eeenay rrros.
It's obsessed with pink avocados
It's bath water 💀
Haha, it should’ve been bronze! (Reference to ancient Greek calling the sky bronze instead of blue) 😆
at least it’s not yellow water
i always got:
the rice is pink
there is drama in the mini market
the theatre in the museum
I moved on to Hungarian and get:
i do not want to see the ice today
you see bread, I see dinner
I am looking for some small children
where is the fire
the driver is never alone
and many more
“They’re dying! How unfortunate. Almost like my dog!”
I completed the entire Latin tree on Duolingo, and boy did I encounter a lot of weird parrot sentences! My favorites were "The parrot is burning down the bridge," and "My parrot is either half-asleep or stupid." I didn't even think the ancient Romans had parrots.
Oh, yes - in fact the name for the parrot family (Psittacine) actually comes from the Ancient Greeks. Romans got them from India, Africa... kept both as pets and as a culinary delicacy. They also traded them through much of Europe.
How one could burn down a bridge, though, is anyone's guess 😀
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Do not underestimate the power of parrot.
My parrot is drunk and deceitful
Also I remember sentences about eating peacocks, and mother being an egg.
"Senex sollicitus illum pavonem gustat" is one of my favorites
A couples phrases I was told to learn in German were “My Mother Is Utter Hell”, and “The Dog Knows What He Did”
Der Hund wiess was Er hast gemacht, something to that effect?
@@TheDanishGuyReviews Der Hund weiß, was er gemacht hat.
What the dog doin
@@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 Close enough! Danke! (My German ex would disagree, but she's my ex, so I'll never care.)
Now I can ask him what the dog doin
“Is two half brothers one brother?” Absolutely KILLED ME 😭💀
Yes LMAO
Fuck, I remember that
No, no. They’ve got a point.
@@The_Moth1yeah..
Answering that question killed the brother as well.
”Five ants is more than five elephants” is actually a swedish kids show so that one kinda makes sense!
“Are two half brothers one brother?”
That’s officially the best question I have heard this year
same vibes to "Can 9 pregnant mothers make a baby in a month?"
Can you bake a cake and eat it too?
"The problem is that you are too ugly"
"My friends are not smart"
"I own no gun"
"Why is my credit card not working?"
What language did you see them in?
@@Just_Being_Honest pretty sure they were all in the Swedish course
@@cartofha.y Thank you
omg i got the first one or something like that too in german
@@bee2729 duolingo really just loves insulting us 😔
When I was learning Polish, I kept getting this super creepy/funny sentence over and over. The sentence was “The evil child is drinking coffee”
IM LIKE SOBBING RIGHT JOW AT THIS HOLYSBIT
The question is, do you remember it in Polish?
Evil children and coffee don't mix well
złe dziecko pije kawę 😈
CO. PRZEPRASZM BARDZO ŻE CO.
I got a weird duolingo sentence,
“The horses are cooking the farmers”
Imagine this really happening😬
one of the more interesting parts of this is that much of it is by design, ridiculous sentences that are still grammatically correct are good for challenging your understanding
it also makes the learning process fun lol
I’ve had to translate some weird sentences, but I’ve never had to translate anything THAT weird. Now I wish the app would give me sentences like that.
Here are some bizarre sentences that Duolingo assigned to me throughout my odyssey in the Korean course:
- “The snake deceives her”
- “I go to Korea every day”
- “Korean is hard. Let's learn English!”
- “I make fun of myself”
- “The student lies down on the desk”
- “Why am I smart?”
- “Yes, people are bad”
My sister sent me a screenshot of the "Yes, people are bad" one before, which was pretty funny
"Mister, why are you fat?"
"Hey, do you want to die?"
Korean duo gang!
"Korean is hard. Let's learn English!"
Even the owl's having a hard time
ruclips.net/video/pB0T93deqXk/видео.html
"My job is interesting but stressful"
The amount of times I had to write "No, I am perfect" in german Duolingo has transformed me into a narcissist.
Nein, ich bin perfekt.
@@InterFelix Nein, *_ICH_* bin perfekt!
@@History_Nurd Nein, nein, nein. Ich bin besser als du.
@@History_Nurd get lost. No one needs your bullshit.
so duolingos support nazi's, should of seen it coming
I got a duolingo ad before this
I once got “It is a war crime” when learning German on Duolingo
Oh no. The fact that it’s on German, lmao.
I am from germany and that is the most used line from me
Well this is a very important sentence to know if you work with the German military
They sometimes need an outside look
"It is a war crime"
Concentration camps?
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 those are crimes against humanity
Once on Duolingo, I got a “choose the right response” which was: “My brother is really smart.” The answer choices were either: “Is he single?” or “Where is the nearest hospital?”. Apparently the right answer was to ask whether he was single. Strange conversations the Duolingo staff must have…
Intelligence is an attractive trait
Nah, it's the correct answer justbecause the other one is completely unrelated.
So it's the least incorrect answer.
I studied linguistics and honestly, that's EXACTLY the conversation I would expect ladies who graduated with that degree and now work at Duolingo to have
@Mako_The_SeaWong We'll never know...
no embercat, the right answer should've been “Where is the nearest hospital?”. intelligence is a disease.
"Do you want to be able to walk" is such an unassuming yet terrifying statement i just burst out dying laughing with the way you said it
It depends, are you speaking to a crippled person? You're a miracle maker. Are you speaking to a person who can walk? You're a criminal.
timestamp?
@@ahsiartsy 2:53
@@ahsiartsy near the end just watch the vid
Yeah that one was my favorite as well XD
“salty salt” STOP WHY DID I DIE OF LAUGHTER OMG- 💀💀💀
I was learning German and it said “You are lazy” “You never cook” “You never play chess” in that order 💀
I'm german, I could teach you with sentences like "Mein hund und meine Mutter lieben leichen"
Una manzana se come un hombre*
One of the first Japanese phrases I learned was "I am an apple", thanks to Duolingo
Are you an Apple tho?
I am a apple hehe
same energy as "I AM THE CHEESE."
Oh my gah
@@curiouscreator8806 and I read this with Palpatine's voice
I got some questionable sentences while learning Irish such as “he walks on water” “the dogs drink wine” “the deer speaks Irish” and “the woman is in the fridge”. Just wanted to share those
The first one you mentioned could have been a reference to Jesus, so it might be useful if you ever go to an Irish church?
I feel like the dogs may have gotten the wine from the subject of the first sentence.
nah thats everyday irish things.
Jesus was irish confirmed
Duolingo didn't specify where this fridge is though, correct?
I love this so much. I am a professional online language teacher and for years my learners asked me if I liked Duolingo. Finally I caved and tried it so at least I can say, This is not going to teach you to *converse* but you may learn to speak a little and definitely read and understand some spoken language. And then people gripe about these demented phrases because they are not practical. But if you understand the underlying mechanics and grammar, you can cobble together a lot.
In Ukrainian, when you learn the inevitable animals (cat, dog, cow, pig, horse, mouse, bird), they throw in elephant for some reason.
Dutch Duolingo is quite paranoid, giving a feeling of being watched and asking how many locks are enough.
...is Duolingo making the weird sentences less common? I really do not see a lot of interesting ones these days. Then again, I often maintain my streak just with a music lesson.
Thank you for this fantastic video. It has made me chortle, chuckle, and wheeze-laugh a bit.
"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't." sounds like a great start for several horror ideas
update: i forgot how relationships work. either way it's a horror story for the neighbors.
no, it just sounds like a sarcastic sentence to indicate that your neighbours are very nosey.
Or an indication that maybe you should close your windows before continuing
Sounds like kinky voyeurism to me
It's actually a commonly used proverb in spanish.
I want it on a shirt lmao
Learning Norwegian I got things like "I'm eating bread and crying on the floor", "I want to choose a new husband" and "In just seven days can I make you a man" and in the English course for Spanish speakers the weirdest thing was "Dad's favourite hobby is leaving negative comments online".
oh--
Hahaha love the Rocky Horror reference
@@katiel7166 which one is the reference?
@@ornitorrinco_en_la_caverna In Just Seven Days I Can Make You A Man is a song Franknfurter sings about building Rocky. It's an insane and insanely funny movie.
In norwegian there are also sentences that say "I am the cheese" and "Bears have bicycles"
My absolute favorite sentence I ever got on Duolingo was “Il pericolo è il mio pane e la morte è il burro”, which translated to “Danger is my bread and death is the butter” in Italian. I want that on a shirt
I hope you just misspelled "morte" because otherwise we go into necrophagia territory lol
@@ClockworkChandelure yeah, misspell! New phone and the keyboard isn't where I'm used to. Miss the old one tbh. Thanks for the heads up!
That honestly sounds like some sort of bad inspirational quote you would google.
The sentence doesn't seems wrong
@@brennatargaryen np, it happens
The "I want to live in your shoes, so I can be with you every step of the way is definitly a pick-up line.
I can’t wait until I get advanced enough on Duolingo to get these types of sentences. Right now I’m at “Tú eres una mujer” and “yo como manzanas” in my Spanish lessons 💀
yo como mujeres
@@Jummmpy I hope I get that at some point :)
Tú eres una manzana
If you dont know Spanish,
Tú eres una mujer - You are a woman
Yo como manzanas - I eat apples
NO TIENES MUJERES???
True story: my great-grandfather dodged mandatory military service by showing up with his cows and insisting the cows would have to come with to training so he could milk them. "There's a problem he wants to come with his cow" has a use after all!
Is that actually true? If so that’s hilarious
Is that actually true? If so that’s hilarious
Is that actually true? If so that's hilarious
@@alicia234 Yes it's true. Swiss military service, great grandfather eventually became something of a local legend.
The hard cut from “Are we studying the fish or is the fish studying us?” to “HE KNOWS.” at 2:35 is just so damn good. Cheers, Matt!
Plot twist: the fish said that
@@joshuamark5907new duolingo headcanon just dropped
Also, both of those sentences are from Swedish, interestingly enough.
When u click on the time stamp all u hear is *NOSE*
@@bro91wn no, they are actually both Norwegian and not Swedish, although they along with danish are extremely similar languages those two are Norwegian (this is coming from a Norwegian)
I WAS DRINKING DOCTOR PEPPER WHILE WATCHUNG THIS AHD I LITERALLY STARTED CHKOING AND COUGHING AND SPUTTERING AND LAUGHING WHEN MATT SAID "I HAVE 28 HAIRS" PLEASE THIS VIDEO ALMOST KILLED ME,, AND MY MOM WAS RIGHT THERE AND SHE WAS LIKE "OJG OMG ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED HELP ONG"
Love the Swedish ones. There’s also
“He doesn’t eat turtles”
“Is your father still alive?”
“The moose is not real”
“My brother is in prison”
“They will call me if she dies during the night”.
I do Latin and it frequently makes me say, “You are the father” and “You are not the father”
Like bro who tf is getting people pregnant in my Duolingo lessons
I suspect that the "Five ants is more than four elephants" one is swedish as well since it's the name of a swedish television show.
The show was about teaching children linguistics/numerical linguistics, hence the weird titel.
@@Galatheam Came to the comments to see if anyone was saying that!
In Swedish I once got “Your wife is sitting on a moose” It also kept asking where the wolf was…
im doing greek and it saidd "the pink avacado"
While my friend was learning Dutch he saw the sentence
“Where should we hide the body?”in Dutch
I almost cried in laughter
Sounds like an episode of Dexter.
Fortunately you didnt die since then he would have a problem.
Waar zullen we het lijk bewaren?
Waar doen we deze a niffauw
im learning dutch too lol
The best thing are the totally calm and relaxed faces the people are making while trying to make us translate satanic sentences.
Even better (worse?) are the excited faces.
Like this one 1:14
“The lion is eating a boy 👍🏻”
the lion is eating a boy 😁👍
I eat flesh 🥺🤪✨
yesterday was ice cream for breakfast day
Fun fact: Every sentences in duolingo ISN'T computer-generated, all of them are typed by humans
Japanese or broken knees
It's great to know every one of those sylly things was intentional.
According to science, humor helps to memorise things, and also according to science, unespected things have humor potencial.
German, you vermin.
@@Virem8711 Russian or concussion
German or the M4 Sherman
@@Virem8711 SPANISH OR VANISH 👀
"He shouted so loudly when the birds were eating his eyes" is legit haunting.
Alfred Hitchcock presents...The Birds
the funniest thing about "why is there a norwegian architect in my bed" is that the language isnt even norwegian, its swedish
And the Norwegian one has “why is there a Swedish telemarketer in my bed”! 😆💚
As a Norwegian, i guess i should check my doors and windows the coming nights…
@@randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065 Well, that depends: how hot is this telemarketer?
Now THAT is the 1000-point question, but eh, probably not
Still a valid question
Duolingo using strange sentences like these to help you remember, sort of like how you remember weirder dreams but not basic ones. It’s a good strategy that my own Spanish teacher uses
Ok but “where can we hide the bodies?” is a useful sentence used in daily life.
._.
That's getting a like-
Hol' up
idk wtf led you to believe that this is a useful sentence in daily life
its finally here ruclips.net/video/Ho1Ue8ihJSs/видео.html
Uhmmm
I once got "If you write a person's name in the notebook, that person will die." In the Japanese course. I think we all know what this means.
Lol someone in the Duolingo company is an anime fan
*D e a t h n o t e*
@@jerryjapple1126 Yep! That’s the one lol
DeTh note
Light yagami is coming for you
The fact that i got a duolingo ad before the video even started
I'm convinced that they listen to people's conversations and input them into the app for people to learn
_That makes me concerned about who is saying these-_
well then I know where they got the knives from
now we know who google sells our data to. huh.
This comment and the replies are golden.
you're convinced someone has 28 hairs and so many ears? absolutely agreed
“dadddd, I only need two million dollars...”
had me decomposing 💀
disintegration 💀
2:24
@@raul-aurelianserban8295 2:25**
Reminds me of that one meme from a few years back, “a small loan of a million dollars”
I don’t know why but his voice when he read that reminded me of “Father, when can I leave to be on my own? I’ve got the whole world to see”
From my amazingly amazing French lessons:
"Why do we have to learn all this?"
"The waiter is eating your croissant!"
"I am a butterfly."
"I hear screams."
"You are so hot that I get a sunburn."
"The groom's father undressed in the church!"
"You are a student, you cannot sleep."
"I die alone."
...And from my Italian lessons:
"Danger is my bread and death is my butter."
"Why do we die?"
"You are a clown."
The last 5 from the French course sound like a good romantic novel
That first Italian one sounded cool tho
@@WhatsJamesName reminds me of a certain anime character that likes swords...
"You are a student, you cannot sleep."
Seems accurate enough!
"You are so hot that I get a sunburn."
I'm gonna use this sentence for flirting!
This entire theme of “bizarre duolingo phrases” boils down to “I have several questions”
One time, my brother told me to say “silk” five times, and then asked “what do cows drink”. I said “milk”.
Then i opened duolingo about 10 minutes later, and the first question i got was “evet, inekler sütü içer” which translates to “yes, cows drink milk” in turkish.
Yeah, the little ones do.
I know Turkish and it's the most boring language EVER. And I memorized the whole thing now ._.
@@nothingness4301 turkish is really good but no wacky spelling
Spoopy
I am from turkey
Proof:merhaba benim adım mehmet
Once, while trying to learn Russian, I had some phrases saying:
"The stock market is running away"
"I don't have the playground"
"Children have escaped"
"The man called Andrew likes his car" (lmao)
"Please can you drink my milk"
"It's not a butterfly, it is a kangaroo"
"What color is your Bugatti?"
Well that's very useful, how would you tell people the children escaped otherwise ?
God dang it stock market this is the 9th time you ran away this Week!
I'm sorry, but uh... "Drink my milk"? o-o
@@Pterosauraphobia indeed
Some phrases I’ve come across learning German on Duolingo:
“You are a mouse”
“Here is an egg”
“Julia is an owl”
“Is the coffee delicious?”
“Good morning, coffee!”
“The mouse comes from New York”
“Does the dog always swim?”
“The cat never plays the piano”
Edit: I’ve just started learning Irish, and 90% of the sentences are some variation of “It’s windy today”
But more importantly, did u get them right?
Pls tell me u did
@@Crybaby_in_a_Tardis yes I got them right
@@crystalandmax YEAHHHHH!! 🤣✨🥳
Is it really so windy there that 90% of sentences are commenting on the wind?
2:10
"The lion is eating a boy!"
...
@@Zolt_Kyro And the crocodile is eating a girl!
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815TF?!?
About 20% of the Latin course was about those drunk parrots.
Also had a lesson in Japanese that was just "Your grandmother is dead", "Your dog died", "Did he die?".
EVERYONE’S DEAD
The Japanese lessons from what you describe, provide useful sentences for weebs and no one else.
@@andreimircea2254 I think I did actually get "お前はもう死んでいる!" once.
@@justinsekula4102 google doesn’t show me the translate text on the comment, mind translating the Japanese sentence as a reply on this comment. Please?
@@andreimircea2254 'You are dead!'
A few sentences I’ve learned from my duolingo Romanian course are:
“Why is she sleeping on the roof?”
“Maria is crying.”
“He likes eating dogs.”
“Yesterday, they punched a child”
“Her babysitter eats raw pigs.”
..at least I learnt something.
Who's Maria?
@@teamawesomeness7137 we do not know to this day
I'm from Romania!!
@@j.patpat im maria
Me named Maria seeing this comment:👀
I SWEAR WHEN I WAS AT 0:09 I GOT A NOTIFICATION FROM DUOLINGO 😭
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Anyone who has ever completed the Duolingo Romanian tree on level 5+ knows how unhinged the sentences are 😭😭😭 literally had to stop over and over and think who approved this? The devs have all run for the hills and honestly, I understand why.
Can you give us some examples??
Romanian person here, *GIVE ME EXAMPLES*
Replying here for notifications if they ever give examples
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☢️ winter
Give examples
I will never forget that Duo used to teach me this sentence: “I don’t like wearing clothes” :)
dirty mind activated
frick-
* Plays dirty mind music *
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@@SmoothiWcue Wrong one, *Plays Sweet home alabama* thats better.
I shall quote some of the weird sentences I have translated to English from the Dutch-German course (or the other way around I am not sure).
"Why does the shower smell like penguin again?"
"Hey, this bush has got legs"
"They have found my feet"
"She found the leg in the garden"
And some from English-Hebrew:
"My secretary is helping me too much" which I just think is something not many people complain about
"How do you eat an elephant?"
"Why are you eating your fork?"
"He loves fourteen women"
"The cow is wearing fifteen scarves"
"The ducks don't hate us"
"My cat is learning English"
That first one is a certified Evangelion Neon Genesis moment
My personal favorite English-German sentence: "The invisible bear is green"
@@mousetrap.p.gulligan Whoever wrote that probably took LSD
Because it's Jim Carrey's shower
I also speak Dutch and tried to complete the whole dualingo, because I am a native speaker and wanted to test if I am relay good or not, and yes I found a lot of weird sentences
“Are we studying the fish, or is the fish studying us?”
“HE KNOWS.”
Only one word: Seaman
I stopped doing Russian Duolingo courses and went to a better source for learning the language and all its complexities back in 2020.. but- I will never forget
“My mom is not a radio.”
Let’s also not forget our dear friend Ivan Ivanovich, who was killed by his own father, Ivan the Terrible, and now says weird things to language learners about quantities of bread through an app
I got "Uivenis non est universitates" it's Latin for "Young men are not Universities"
I’ll never forget “Том, Тим Там” lol
lets not forget how jenny keeps forgetting our her backpack on a subway all the time.. and dima always forgot what a house was.
@@Ashiixz what is a house?
- dima
2:21 is just the start of a fanfic
"duolingo fanfics arent real and they cant hurt you"
duolingo fanfics:
It feels like the title of a eromanga
Of course this one is the Japanese one
Things duo has given me
“The elephants are eating you”
“You are not real”
“Is your left shoe red?”
“Do authors right books?”
“The bread is not human”
The elephants are eating you? Must be zombie elephants
I got "You are already dead."
How did this become Fist of the North Star?
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Don't ask me, ask duolingo.
@@Aim-9_Sidewinder omae wa mou shindeiru
the sentences i learnt from duolingo
"i drink yellow water"
" spanish or your hair will vanish "
" there is a hand coming out of the toliet "
" he knows "
lmaoo
One time when I was learning German, I got the sentence "Oh no! The bread is too delicous!" And i got it twice.
Same
SAME BAHAH
Same, pretty Normal tho
Wir haben gutes Brot hier :)
“Oh nein! Der Brot ist zu lecker!” (Was that it? I never got the sentence, but I know how to say/write it in German.)
I was learning Greek on Duolingo, and it taught me to say ”το ψωμί είναι ροζ” which means ”the bread is pink” in English before learning how to say ”hello, how are you”.
well it's based on the probability of usage for sure
"The museum is pink." I encountered pink _museums_ before anything else... I knew Greek sculptures were originally painted in vivid colors, but uh. Someone must've goofed.
το ψωμί είναι ροζ
Os peixes bebem água?
Duo taught me Finnish for "Is that cat or a Viking?" Before it taught me to say "bye"
"Are two half brothers one brother?"
-Duolingo
This is actually genius. Have you ever heard the memorizing tip of " make a story in your mind that contains each the words"? Those sentences feel like they have a bigger story behind them, they are so weird and creepy that you will always remember them, and hopefully also remember how to say them in the language you are learning
I was doing Russian and my sentence to translate to English was:
"We don't have milk."
Then
"Dad has gone to get milk"
I literally died of laughter 💀
haha i got this one too
@@percy.loves.plants I also got one saying "she us drinking my milk" 😳
@@ThatOneCatL0ver 💀
How's your neck now ?
So how are you able to type this if you're literally dead.
Recently, during Russian-English courses, I had sentences "There's no hope" and "Freedom is not free"
Duolingo taught me how to say “this is not a bicycle” in Russian
@@verycoolperson1333 yea it is DEATH
I think ur telling the truth bc I saw a comment saying the same thing
Well, those sound like useful sentences if you are planning to move to Russia right now
"Freedom is not free."
Avatar Kyoshi, probably
I like how I got a doulingo ad before. It's like they're trying to make me witness this first hand.
Here are some Duolingo gems I've come across while learning French and Italian:
"Leave the ice alone!"
"Let's think about it every evening!"
"The pink pants aren't mine, they are my owl's." (shortly followed by "My sister wants to buy an owl")
"Let's call ourselves a copy."
"The cook doesn't eat the cat."
I also have to mention how I once got that one same sentence - "Marie is going to France" - repeating over and over again an absolutely obnoxious amount of times. I finished the lesson feeling jealous and upset because, like, okay, Marie, you're going to France and I'm not, but do you have to brag about it so much?
Edit: oh, and I also tried speedrunning Russian (since I'm Russian). Eventually I got bored and gave up on it, but I remember that the sentences I got were mainly either depressing (like "there is no hope"), or weirdly aggressive (like "you must write faster!"). Honestly, I can see our culture in both of these
LOL OMG
@HQ__ no wayy! She didn't even tell me
Marie… shut up…. Marie shut up. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.*sobbs*
russia in a nutshell is literally the edit
HOW IS THERE IS NO HOPE DEPRESSING NO MATTER WHAT WE DO WE WILL D I E
The German tree has an entire 'skill' (I think that's what they call them) about asparagus, including sentences about meeting the Spargelkönigin (asparagus queen)
Why asparagus of all things? Do German people have a thing for it?
@@limiv5272 apparently so, they even have asparagus festivals, which is where the asparagus queen thing comes from I think
@@limiv5272 yup, we basically have an entire asparagus season xD and those festivals that op already mentioned
Oh my. I'm doing German and I want to see this
@@ienjoyclassicalmusic.5324 screw that. get the real deal: white asparagus with potatoes and molten butter 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
I vividly remember that I learned "I live, you live, he lives" in spanish. Thanks Duo!
My friend and I have been learning German on Duolingo and he’s been getting some weird phrases like “Sorry, your doctor is playing volleyball now” and “Suffering is his destiny”
Ah, yes. When a devotee of Schopenhauer gets a translation gig...
Doesn't explain the doctor and the volleyball, though. So much for German universal healthcare, eh?
Funfact: Some fish do indeed drink water. This depends on whether it's a freshwater or a seawater fish due to osmoregulation, meaning that seawater fish do drink a lot of water.
Thank you for clearing this up!
Conversely, freshwater fish pee a lot.
@@oddcrafter1270 I definitely also needed to know that. I’m never getting in a lake again.
“Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t”
That’s just plain funny
As the Norwegian architect in your bed, I confirm that I will never leave.
Strange phrases Duolingo taught me:
-"I want the feet juice"
-"She's not a shredder"
-"He's not okay, his ear is missing"
-"Move out of the way or i'll kick you"
And my favourite:
-*"Don't eat my family please"*
I WANT FET JUICE? 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀
"He's not okay, his ear is missing" Van Gogh?
for the last one if you get it wrong you can click that and it sends that to duolingo
i want the feet juice though
"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't." I couldn't stop laughing
@Duolingo Duolgio я яблоко
@Duolingo Duolgio Yo soy el baño
Tip: if you want some seriously funny and disturbing sentences, try the High Valyrian course. Because the language has no modern words, the sentences they make with the little vocabulary there is are quite funny. My favorite was this series of sentences:
The wolf is eating the owl.
The girl is eating the fruit.
*The wolf is eating the girl.*
Or stuff like "Am I a horse?", "That one is a lucky turtle" and "The boat fears the ocean", honorable mentions as well
Okay but “the boat fears the ocean” is just so good XD
Klingon has a friend now?
"The wolf is eating the owl" NO DUO
@@dannypipewrench533 it is! Valyrian grammar is very simple as there are no nominative pronouns, genders, or distinctions between present and present progressive, plus some words can have many meanings. The sentences tend to be a lot shorter than their English counterpart.
"Gevi vali gerpi ipradi" translates to
"The beautiful men are eating the pieces of fruit", for example
wtf is high valyrian? like from game of thrones?
I got a Duolingo ad after watching this video! 😂😂