I got a manky eye, I'm a black scottish cyclops! There are more feckin monsters in the great loch of ness than they got the likes of me... *tries to take a sip*...So?!
as a German I confirm, this is what we let our kids create in kindergarten. I also confirm that the only male german name is "Hans", so of course my profile uses a fake name to hide my German identity.
Hilf mir dabei, diesen Traum zu verwirklichen
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Heil Kommander.
Kannst du spreche Deutsch?
Kannst du spreche Deutsch?
beste idee seit der kartoffel Batterie
Bro said "help me make this dream come true"
"Doctor, are you sure this will work?"
"Haha, I have NO IDEA!"
-Medic TF2
Stielhandkartoffel. Why did we not think of this earlier?
I'm German, and Stielhandkartoffel is hilarious. You absolutely nailed it. ❤
fun fact, different kind of Stielhandkartoffeln mixed together for more effect are called a "Stiehlhandkartoffelsalat"
as a German I greatly apreciate this kind of humor.
it is an honour to be the default bad guy, with the default bad guy language, JA JA
in Germany we have no sense of humor. Now go back to work!
Mein Leben!
When you're trying to trick the enemy into thinking the potatoes are grenades but you remember you're German.
Achtung heiße Kartoffel!!! 😂
When i look at this, all I can think of is that upon explosion it turns into a wave of deadly, thin cut fries that work like shotgun flechettes.
"before use, detonating capsule, insert- stickhandpotato" - literal translation, verb at the end, literally yoda-instreuctions on a potato-grenade.
Your pronunciation was really good :D
Greetings from Germany 👋🏻
Stop making me want all the weapons you design to be put in H3VR! They're too good!
Thank you for the 25 seconds, I was laughing and I don’t know why
Dis is a stielhandkartoffel.
It stielhand kartoffels.
a little garlic butter, some salt and maybe a drop of gravy and you have yourself a tasty meal
*vor Gebrauch Sauerkraut einsetzen
"When the chef woke up, his potatoes were missing and the doctor was never heard from again!"
As a part German, this is just a old recipe of baked potato on an overly large stick. Nothing to see here. Business was booming selling these…..what?
"Hans, stiehl Handkartoffel!"
*Hans gets promptly arrested*
"Ergiebige schottische Gesichtsentfernung. Eine nüchterne Person würde es werfen..."
"Jokes on you krauts, I can loop the video!" - Anachronistic American soldier (circa 1943)
why does this voice kind of remind me of medic from TF2?
German
Ich sehe nur Kartoffeln.
Potato on stick such good idea!
The best German acting ever
It’s pretty terrible actually. Honestly I hope I don’t offend any Germans with it lol 😂
@@KommanderKarl I'm offended by the fact you think thats offending!
@@KommanderKarlI feel like if Christoph Waltz were here he'd do that goofy little laugh of his
god German is such a COOL LANGUAGE
Das ist richtig
german has 3 distinct states: hitler, arnold, and franzl lang.
Now THAT'S a hot potato! :)
dahhhhh, someone said it before me
As a German, I approve of this video
As a german this is a perfectly fine potato, nothing to see here
Even I as a humorless German laughed about this. 😆
German science is the greatest in the world!!
Kartoffelbomben? Alter. Das ist genial!!
the next upgrade to the potato mine
Nein, Stielautomatischehandkartoffelpüreestoff
Lol "Haltet die Sendung"
Hold the broadcast. That's the opposite of stopping.😂
*... an. Wurde halt abgeschnitten
Ah Glorious... Famously used during Operation Barbarossa. Until they ran out and had to use the other inferior "canon" version of this grenade
“Hans, get ze Stielhandkartoffel!”
only a drunk scottish black cyclops would use this as a melee weapon
I got a manky eye, I'm a black scottish cyclops! There are more feckin monsters in the great loch of ness than they got the likes of me... *tries to take a sip*...So?!
as a German I confirm, this is what we let our kids create in kindergarten. I also confirm that the only male german name is "Hans", so of course my profile uses a fake name to hide my German identity.
Erzähltste
Don't listen to this guy!!! We have a lot of Fritz's here too!!!
That is why the allies called the german grenade potato masher
I want to hear a german reading that word.
"nussing to see heir" cackled. Giggled, even.
It's an Irish grenade. 😂
My brother in Christ, what the fuck are you talking about?
This is the REAL reason why I take German lessons
"Du Darfts Nicht Fleissbullen in der nassen einsticken, Marcus" - RonnieRooster
Was geht meine homies?
As a German, I am out of creative Ideas to roast my own culture, today. Nussing to read hier!
Finde ich richtig cool
Was wir brauchen, sind ein paar gute Tater
man I could go for some fried Kartoffeln right now
The real potatomasher
Potato mashers!
the irish in me approves
Ich habe nichts gesehen...
ah pure chaos
Now that was surprisingly fluid…👀
Ein Weapon für Deutschland
dont mind me, im just waiting for my friend demoman to come SEE this
Do you speak German, Karl? My monolingual ears can't tell the difference, but it sounded good.
Ja! Danke :)! I took a few years in high school, won state finals for pronunciation
Mein Deutsch ist mittelmäßig.
I thought they were real. Thanks for keeping the ground small so you can see it’s a render. 😳
Karl, I learned from a comment that you know German, and I'm trying to learn German too!
nice 3d model of potato 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had to watch twice to realize. Good stuff
PLEASE reload a SodaStream Terra
I'll take two.
I know a caber when I see one
Nah, Demo's too Scottish to use potatoes
@@mothichorror446 ah but potatoes are just unrefined alcohol
Zis ist ein Stielhandkartoffel!
It Kartoffels ein hand mit Stiel!
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Stopping kids from saying stopping kids from saying stopping kids from saying first
We bleiben here, because es ist very lustig!
I smell something you should send to Anton to add to H3VR.
Karl, are you okay?
Some days, ze potato mashes you.
For a second I actually thought this was in real life.
These are potatoes comrade commissar! Why are we using potatoes instead of real grenades?
I love how Germans sprak hahahahha
I read the title and instantly realized that it’s kartoffel for potato. I’m not german or anything, i’m polish.
I love a good mashed potato grenade!
potato mashers, that's it, I was like I know there's a name for grenades to do with potatoes but I couldnt think of it.
Thanks :D
@@HerzogVonMartian Haha, they are the best kind of potatoes!
@@Hangry_Hungarian You reckon Samwise could've used a couple?
splendid
Beautiful
Regular potatoes. Seems legit.
K A R T O F F E L !
Mein leben!
Achtung!
Eva, auf Wiedersehen
@@Crocogator Gesundheit! 🤧
(I've been waiting for somebody to say "Achtung!" so I could make this joke lmao.)
Stielhandpottaten
It puts the "ass" in "Potassium"
Is this a showcase of your modeling skills?
Video idea recreate all the doom (1993) reloads or the animations for them
Jaaaa
Ich brauche jetzt eine Nunchuckmaroni. Warum erschreckt ihr? Nunchuckmaroni schmeckt gut!
Potato minus masher.
😳
Damn German overengineering goes Crazy
Lol
What the hell did I just watch
Wassup
🥔
Glaubst du, das macht Spaß?
Ello
😂
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