Anakin: You turned Padme against my thesis! Obi-Wan: You have done that yourself! You allowed this Dark Lord to validate your trashy ideas and twist you into a pretentious liberal arts student! Anakin: If you don't support my thesis, then you're my enemy! Obi Wan: Anakin, my allegiance is to the practical sciences, not philosophy!
@Alexus1138 I always really liked those little additions in that scene. Palpy playing along a little to get footage to use against the Jedi added so much.
@@redmafiapanda Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes
Years later: Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off. Luke: But, you'll die. Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me tell you of my thesis with my own voice.
The real question is, would Luke have: A. felt intense emotional distress, similar to everyone else. B. inherited his mother's ability to listen to and engage in the thesis. C. inherited his father's passion for dichotomy, giving constructive feedback on the thesis and sparking an intense philosophical debate between the two.
@@Krexxal According to the wiki he was a well known duelist, so I'm guessing that line was mocking his skills because he died so quickly when confronting Palpatine.
I’m convinced that initial corkscrew flip in the movie wasn’t a legit move by Palpatine and was literally just the most unexpected wierd thing he could think of to do in that moment to throw off the Jedi and make them lose focus long enough for him to quickly kill most of them😂. Like imagine if you surrounded Darth Vader and he immediately fell flat on the ground and started doing the worm😂. Only to suddenly pop over you in a front flip and kill you.
There was an old gag anime with that premise titled Sexy Commando Gaiden. The protagonist was a very weird fellow whose martial art involved doing something bizarre, then beating the opponent up.
To be honest, Plagueis had it coming considering how he took out Darth Tenebrous. Read the opening of the Darth Plagueis novel. The Order of the Sith Lords seems to have devolved in the Order of the Opportunistic Little Biatches.
If it's not illegal for someone to be a sith, does that mean it's not illegal for a sith to murder another sith? After all being a sith is a form of religious expression and religious expression is clearly protected by the constitution of the galactic senate. And we do know that a sith killing another sith is a tradition of religious practice known as the rule of two, established by Darth Bane if I recall correctly. So with that mind, is it pre meditated murder or an ideological upholding of religious tradition?
In truth he is just an average politician, but his friendship with Anakin compelled him to roleplay as the sith apprentice of darth plagueis. True friend.
@@DKNguyen3.1415 Listen, I would love to spend several hours listening to Anakin discussing dichotomy, really I would, but I've got an appointment scheduled for being flayed that I don't want to cancel. I've been putting it off for a super-long time.
I love how Mace completely glosses over the fact that the Chancellor admitted to murder and instead fixates on Anakin's thesis and the convoluted conspiracy theory that Palpatine is playing both sides of the war. Perfection as usual.
Finally someone points out how he was finding an insurrection and how that an actually crime which would make it justified for the Jedi to try and arrest him
Except that at best they have (somewhat) proof that he was a sith or a dark force user trough what anakin told them, but they had absolutely nothing about he being behind the separatist outside of just him being a sith (something that still has to be roughly proven and that wasn’t illegal anyway). And considering how many siths and dark force users appear anywhere in the clone wars, being one isn’t that much of a proof of being specifically the one behind the separatists. At best, they could get a warrant for searching in his home and office for any compromising documents, and certainly there was enough to call for a vite of non confidence in the senate, but really there wasn’t enough proofs to arrest him on the charges of treason. Even ignoring the diplomatic immunity.
@@marcorizzoni9766 yeah but he would have just escaped. He was literally the last sith and they've been hunting them for hundreds of years. Would have been a major bummer to go to Yoda and say "Yeah we gotta keep looking for another few hundred years. Sorry."
@@lastsong7159 Again, how they could have been so sure that he was the “last sith”? Even assuming that he WAS a sith and not just one of the many, MANY dark force users in the universe (again, nothing that he said to snaking is a actually a proof that he IS a sith, only that he knows A LOT about the sith and their techniques), nothing guaranteed that the sith master DID actually followed the millennia old rule of the two. After all, there were already enough known breaches of that rule (maul as an apprentice while sidious’s master was still alive, and so sidius was still an apprentice, ventrees as the apprentice of dooku, an apprentice himself) to at least suspect that he could have been a past apprentice gone rogue, or a sith of a DIFFERENT sith line. After all in the last millennia there were plenty of opportunities for a sith to decide to have two apprentices and make them fight each other after his death, but those ending up not killing the other but creating their own sith line. Or maybe one regular apprentice failed to kill his master but managed to run away, creating his sith line while the master trained another apprentice. At the end of the day, everything the Jedi know about the rule of two and how well it’s actually followed is dubious, because any information they have on it came from the sith that have every reason in the world to lie about it, and everything that they COULD directly observe with maul, sidious, dooku and ventress indicate that it is followed loosely. So, again, at best there were circumstantial proof, enough to start an investigation but not enough for an arrest.
This is not true. The Jedi know, for a fact, that a Sith Lord manipulated both sides to start a war. The only thing they DON’T know is Order 66 and the identity of that Sith Lord. They even know the Sith Lord is named Darth Sidious. This is all in Clone Wars. So Anakin revealing that Palpatine is Sidious means that the Jedi now know for 100% fact that Palpatine orchestrated the war.
@@SWPOTC1298 They know that A Sith Lord is manipulating both site, but they can’t be sure that palpatine IS that Sith Lord because 1 at best from anakin they can know that he is a dark side user and that he knows too much about the sith, but that is circumstantial, and 2 they can be sure that there is ONLY one sith remaining in existence, and so even IF palpatine is really a sith, that wouldn’t automatically means that he is THAT sith or even affiliated with that sith. Again, it would be circumstantial. More than enough to an investigation, but not for an open and closed case and automatically declare him to be the specific sith they are looking for.
oh god i just realized anakin has already realized that his thesis was correct will he annoy palpatine so much with it, that he jumps into the death star core himself, thus inviting death? will luke just ask darth vader a question about his thesis which will lead to a 2h debate?!?!?!
Luke: Father, I heard you once wrote a thesis, mind discussing it with me? Palpatine: YOU FOOL! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?! Vader: *eyes widening with pure joy, tears in his eyes as he gasps* I have.... been waiting... for those words.... for years!
At least it seemed that way until it was revealed at the end of the novel that just about all of Plagueis’s big ideas were actually Palpatine’s, cleverly suggested to Plagueis so that he would think they were his and feed them back to Palpatine. And then Palpatine outsmarted and killed Plagueis.
As Palpatine himself put it in that book, “Forged the most powerful Sith the galaxy has ever seen but forgot to leave a place for himself!” Such is the Rule of Two after all. The betrayal was only inevitable.
@@TheGreater-ScopeVillain That seemed more like Palpatine being Palpatine and taking all the credit for himself, even though Plagueis was still the mastermind of much of it. Palpatine is coping, lol.
@@papaofthejohns5882 It’s far more likely that Palpatine was the one behind everything as he says, not only because he’s the main villain of the franchise, but that’s literally the narrative that Star Wars has been telling throughout pretty much all its content. The entire Skywalker Saga era is about how Palpatine is the mastermind behind everything, numerous characters have said so. Everything and everyone Darth Sidious interacts with is nothing more than a pawn in his own plans, including his own Sith Master.
I love that Mace acknowledging that Anakin's thesis was proven true also proves that he actually listened to Anakin's thesis and understands it, and didn't just tune the whole thing out
Well some of Seals are good's earlier videos already have what kind of relationship post Mustafar Anakin and Obiwan's relationship. Obi's pretty happy about Anakin taking him up on murdering all those younglings, less that this means he'll lose a bet with Yoda. Darth Vader seems pretty done with the Jedi though.
Even after trash talking him for 2 minutes straight Mace had the presence of mind to still respect the mix up in that opening that Palpatine pulled off.
"Three of the finest jedi swordsmasters....and also Agen Kolar" Man, you are already going to kill the guy. No need to do him dirty like that before he dies.
This should end with Mace promising a book deal to Dr. Skywalker if is he takes out Palps. Edit: When O-B-1 gets back he should say something like, “You know I am only into Madalorian Queens.”
@@masscreationbroadcasts also I'm Polish and I have mostly Polish autocorect , and I primarly watch english videos, so commenting is a real pain in the a
One of Palpatine's political aides is going to either get fired for giving windu the green light to attempt an arrest, or get promoted for giving windu the greenlight knowing that he would resort to using a saber so Sidious could do his signature "backwards corkscrew spin and scream" that got him elected in the first place. We all love to see it.
Man, you for real just wrote the original scene, with barely any jokes, solely so you could replace it with some of the hardest bars ever for the thesisverse. Love it.
The Dichotomy of Fate: Anakin Skywalker's Second Reflection on the Tale of Darth Plagueis **Introduction:** In the grand tapestry of the galaxy, the tale of Darth Plagueis serves as a pivotal meta-narrative that encapsulates the eternal struggle between the light and dark sides of the Force. As Anakin Skywalker, I stand at the crossroads of this dichotomy, torn between the Jedi's teachings and the seductive promises of the Sith. **The Dichotomy of the Force:** The Force, in its essence, is a dichotomous entity, embodying both creation and destruction. The tale of Darth Plagueis, as told by Chancellor Palpatine, reveals the Sith Lord's quest to conquer death itself-a power that could save those we cherish from the clutches of mortality. This narrative resonates with my deepest fears and desires, igniting a conflict within me that mirrors the dual nature of the Force. **The Meta-Narrative of Power:** Darth Plagueis's tale transcends a mere story; it is a meta-narrative that shapes the beliefs and actions of those who hear it. To me, it represents the ultimate power-the ability to control life and death, which the Jedi Council has always deemed unnatural. Yet, the allure of such power calls to me, offering a path to prevent the nightmares of loss that haunt my sleep. **The Dichotomy of Choice:** As I reflect upon the tale, I am confronted with a dichotomy of choice. Do I adhere to the Jedi Code, which preaches detachment and acceptance of the natural order, or do I embrace the Sith's philosophy, which challenges fate and defies the very cycle of life and death? This choice is the embodiment of the dichotomy that defines my existence. **Conclusion:** The tale of Darth Plagueis is more than a story; it is a reflection of the dichotomy that exists within us all. As Anakin Skywalker, I am the nexus where these opposing forces converge, and my decisions will determine the balance of the galaxy. In this moment, I am both the hero and the villain, the savior and the destroyer, caught in the web of a destiny that is both my own and yet, dictated by the narratives that have shaped me.
1:14 I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT THAT IS A REFERENCE TO THE PREVIOUS VIDEO WHERE HE SAID HE HAD TO "Crack open a few boys with his cold ones" THIS IS GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2 LEVEL OF WRITING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
We need one where Obi Wan watches the hologram footage and its just younglings off'ing themselves because Anakin won't stop lecturing them about his thesis.
Anakin reported the engagement to Palpatine. But because Anakin believed them to be married, Palpatine is currently a little confused on what actually happened.
Glad you kept the most meme-worthy lines from the original scene, Palp being the Senate and all. Love the debate though between Windu calling him cowardly and Palp arguing that killing someone in their sleep is "smart". Great video.
Everyone's commenting about how hard "you won't last that long" went, but nobody's commented on the way that whole monologue was a rewrite of 'not yet' under the fandom joke interpretation of palpy's name being The Senate. this is why this series is so good. anyway someone should comment about that.
Ok ngl those windu lines were really really good. As well as palpatine not admitting anything and trying to show him being reasonable because he knows it’s all being recorded
Then Anakin shows up, Mace has to admit he's right. Palpatine has to convince Anakin of what he wants. Only for Anakin to start a rant about how _he_ has to face his own internal dichotomy now. Only for Mace Windu to jump out the window, reinforcing the precedent of Jedi jumping out windows.
The irony of course, is that legally, Windu was committing treason against the Republic by trying to depose the chancellor…… nothing more than Anakin Claim that he was a Sith, which was not illegal.
Windu: Ok, you can have him and make him his apprentice. Have fun. Palp: What. Windu: Btw Anakin I heard that Darth Sidious likes your thesis. After two hours of pure torture Palp: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THAT'S IT, I SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF DARTH REVAN, THE GREATEST SITH THAT EVER WAS. Revan: Wha- where am I? Anakin: Oh, hi, I'm just telling Darth Sidious about my thesis. Revan: ...you say thesis? Count me in, me and my master loved these. Palp: /realises that he made it twice as bad/ Palp: Oh,
*"I need him!* To validate my thesis as a primary source!"
Oh my goodness.....
Take a seat, Dr. Skywalker.
Gawd yess
Darth Vader. "Dr. Vader"
"He's too unreliable to be used as a source"
0:27 Mace Windu realizing Anakin was right and now won't shut up about his thesis was hilarious 😂
little do we know, windu threw the fight just to not listen the thesis anymore!
this moment was the best part of the video ... xD
@@ninjaman0003 probs ... hopefully seal some how includes that
Windu won't be able to sleep tonight😱.
@@VanTesla Ani shows up to save Windu
"Oh HELL NO!!" *jumps out window and dies*
Now I'm imagining Anakin going on a. Rampage through the Temple venting his frustrations about dichotomy to a bunch of confused and frightened Jedi
The younglings poke holes into Anakin's thesis and that's why he order 66's them
He takes out the Jedi because Palpatine told him the Jedi would take away his doctorate if he didn't
Anakin: You turned Padme against my thesis! Obi-Wan: You have done that yourself! You allowed this Dark Lord to validate your trashy ideas and twist you into a pretentious liberal arts student! Anakin: If you don't support my thesis, then you're my enemy! Obi Wan: Anakin, my allegiance is to the practical sciences, not philosophy!
Anakin: "What do you know about the dichotomy of life and death, younglings?"
@@nt4136 There was no need to "order 66's" them. They all died just from listening to Anakin's thesis over and over again.
In the novelisation he actually does bring up freedom of religion lmao
@Alexus1138 I always really liked those little additions in that scene. Palpy playing along a little to get footage to use against the Jedi added so much.
@sealsaregood5146 it's legit a great novel
@@Alexus1138it really is
It's crazy the wider galaxy call them religions when they are so much more
@@redmafiapanda Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes
“And let me tell you something mf’er…” *ignites saber* “You won’t last that long.”
Fucking cold.
Windu wanted to crack a few cold ones with the boys, But now he has to crack a few boys with his cold ones.
Years later:
Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off.
Luke: But, you'll die.
Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me tell you of my thesis with my own voice.
Delete This.
You ruined it!
The real question is, would Luke have:
A. felt intense emotional distress, similar to everyone else.
B. inherited his mother's ability to listen to and engage in the thesis.
C. inherited his father's passion for dichotomy, giving constructive feedback on the thesis and sparking an intense philosophical debate between the two.
“To Come in here with 3 of the finest Jedi sword masters
And Also… Agen Kolar.”
That made me laugh harder than it should’ve lol.
What did Agen Kolar even do
@@Krexxal clearly not lightsaber practise.
@@Krexxal According to the wiki he was a well known duelist, so I'm guessing that line was mocking his skills because he died so quickly when confronting Palpatine.
Funny thing being agen kolar was praised as the best swordfighter in the galaxy and kit fisto did better lmao. Hyped up to be a wet fart.
@@notjohncena6492 That's probably why palpatine attacked him first, he may have been too tricky if he was allowed to get his bearings.
“You won’t last that long.” Went STUPIDLY hard
That’s what I was thinking
God damn I agree.
That's what she said.
Hardest bar I've heard in a min
That's funny, that's what my girlfriend said to me when I DIDN'T go stupidly hard.
I’m convinced that initial corkscrew flip in the movie wasn’t a legit move by Palpatine and was literally just the most unexpected wierd thing he could think of to do in that moment to throw off the Jedi and make them lose focus long enough for him to quickly kill most of them😂.
Like imagine if you surrounded Darth Vader and he immediately fell flat on the ground and started doing the worm😂. Only to suddenly pop over you in a front flip and kill you.
Ha ha ha!
There was an old gag anime with that premise titled Sexy Commando Gaiden. The protagonist was a very weird fellow whose martial art involved doing something bizarre, then beating the opponent up.
İts actually planned. Unused footage showing the stunt double of Palpatine doing a similar corkscrew flip.
@@Vilgax00 I imagine he did the screech too😂
Isn’t the screech a Sith force power? ‘Sith Scream’ or something, that stuns people with the force.
Palpatine coping to this day that killing Plagueis after he got drunk and fell asleep wasn't cowardly is hilarious
To be honest, Plagueis had it coming considering how he took out Darth Tenebrous. Read the opening of the Darth Plagueis novel. The Order of the Sith Lords seems to have devolved in the Order of the Opportunistic Little Biatches.
I like how Palpatine basically admits to pre meditated murder and then promptly claims that the Jedi have no legal grounds to arrest him.
Statute of limitations.
@@skittybug6937 Murder charges generally don't have any limitations like that, but I don't have any insight on the Old Republic's legal system.
If it's not illegal for someone to be a sith, does that mean it's not illegal for a sith to murder another sith? After all being a sith is a form of religious expression and religious expression is clearly protected by the constitution of the galactic senate. And we do know that a sith killing another sith is a tradition of religious practice known as the rule of two, established by Darth Bane if I recall correctly. So with that mind, is it pre meditated murder or an ideological upholding of religious tradition?
@@Ash-Winchesteryes but murder is illegal
@@Ash-Winchester become a lawyer already
In truth he is just an average politician, but his friendship with Anakin compelled him to roleplay as the sith apprentice of darth plagueis. True friend.
That would be quite the twist actually
@@jimmyjones5717 a backwards corkscrew twist, even!
This is basically what happens in Darths and Droids.
"Three of the finest Jedi Swordsmasters, and Also Agen Kolar" 😂😂😂😂
Agen Kolar: What was that for? What did I do to you?!!
To be totally fair…every time Agen has been in a saber fight, he’s either *almost* gotten his ass kicked, or gotten his ass kicked outright 😄
@@linda-0587why tf is he even on the council now that I think about it
I have no freaking idea 🤣
@@linda-0587Diversity hire maybe? Some PR thing for recruitment??
I love how Palpy even got confused and wondering if Grievous actually married Obi-Wan.
Anakin is very persuasive. Just read his thesis.
@@DKNguyen3.1415 Listen, I would love to spend several hours listening to Anakin discussing dichotomy, really I would, but I've got an appointment scheduled for being flayed that I don't want to cancel. I've been putting it off for a super-long time.
I'm still hoping the next time obi wan shows up he says that he's married to Grievous
@jacob5169 it could be when they're on the ship with grevious and Anakin thinks he's there to give obi-wan away
smash cut to after the purge, ben kenobi and his robot husband living their days out in a cave on tatooine
Dang Palpy's actually read Anakin's thesis. Now that's unlimited powah.
Love the idea that Windu went through actual paperwork to arrest Palpatine and follow the Law to the letter .
Not only that
He also did paperwork to make it so Palpatine's name is now legally The Senate
"Wait, ALL OF THE PAPERWORK?"
"Yes you little bitch"
"I never thought anyone would go that far"
I bet he did, knowing Windu.
@462n He also *checked the paperwork to make sure that Palpatine was not *yet legally the Senate.
I love how Mace completely glosses over the fact that the Chancellor admitted to murder and instead fixates on Anakin's thesis and the convoluted conspiracy theory that Palpatine is playing both sides of the war. Perfection as usual.
Because he knew that thesis was far worse for the continuation of all life
I love that callback to mace talking shit about the apprentice of darth plagius but not knowing who that is.
“Did he just do a fucking backwards corkscrew flip while screeching? What advantage could that… OH SHIT!” 😂
“Three of the finest jedi swordsmen. And also, agen kolar” is a crazy stray
Somehow Anakin's Thesis returned!
It flies now?
@@u.v.s.5583it flies now.
Ancient secrets only the Sith knew are to blame. Its probably Palpatine's fault somehow.
It’s OK, master Windu. He wasn’t going to stop talking about his thesis anyway.
I'm sure Anakin's thesis will be the last thing he ever hears.
@awakenDeepBlue well, you were right! Lol
Finally someone points out how he was finding an insurrection and how that an actually crime which would make it justified for the Jedi to try and arrest him
Except that at best they have (somewhat) proof that he was a sith or a dark force user trough what anakin told them, but they had absolutely nothing about he being behind the separatist outside of just him being a sith (something that still has to be roughly proven and that wasn’t illegal anyway).
And considering how many siths and dark force users appear anywhere in the clone wars, being one isn’t that much of a proof of being specifically the one behind the separatists.
At best, they could get a warrant for searching in his home and office for any compromising documents, and certainly there was enough to call for a vite of non confidence in the senate, but really there wasn’t enough proofs to arrest him on the charges of treason. Even ignoring the diplomatic immunity.
@@marcorizzoni9766 yeah but he would have just escaped. He was literally the last sith and they've been hunting them for hundreds of years. Would have been a major bummer to go to Yoda and say "Yeah we gotta keep looking for another few hundred years. Sorry."
@@lastsong7159
Again, how they could have been so sure that he was the “last sith”? Even assuming that he WAS a sith and not just one of the many, MANY dark force users in the universe (again, nothing that he said to snaking is a actually a proof that he IS a sith, only that he knows A LOT about the sith and their techniques), nothing guaranteed that the sith master DID actually followed the millennia old rule of the two. After all, there were already enough known breaches of that rule (maul as an apprentice while sidious’s master was still alive, and so sidius was still an apprentice, ventrees as the apprentice of dooku, an apprentice himself) to at least suspect that he could have been a past apprentice gone rogue, or a sith of a DIFFERENT sith line. After all in the last millennia there were plenty of opportunities for a sith to decide to have two apprentices and make them fight each other after his death, but those ending up not killing the other but creating their own sith line. Or maybe one regular apprentice failed to kill his master but managed to run away, creating his sith line while the master trained another apprentice.
At the end of the day, everything the Jedi know about the rule of two and how well it’s actually followed is dubious, because any information they have on it came from the sith that have every reason in the world to lie about it, and everything that they COULD directly observe with maul, sidious, dooku and ventress indicate that it is followed loosely.
So, again, at best there were circumstantial proof, enough to start an investigation but not enough for an arrest.
This is not true. The Jedi know, for a fact, that a Sith Lord manipulated both sides to start a war. The only thing they DON’T know is Order 66 and the identity of that Sith Lord. They even know the Sith Lord is named Darth Sidious. This is all in Clone Wars. So Anakin revealing that Palpatine is Sidious means that the Jedi now know for 100% fact that Palpatine orchestrated the war.
@@SWPOTC1298
They know that A Sith Lord is manipulating both site, but they can’t be sure that palpatine IS that Sith Lord because 1 at best from anakin they can know that he is a dark side user and that he knows too much about the sith, but that is circumstantial, and 2 they can be sure that there is ONLY one sith remaining in existence, and so even IF palpatine is really a sith, that wouldn’t automatically means that he is THAT sith or even affiliated with that sith. Again, it would be circumstantial. More than enough to an investigation, but not for an open and closed case and automatically declare him to be the specific sith they are looking for.
The extreme comedic buildup to Windu jumping out of a window when Anakin starts talking about his thesis again...
Oh you mean ruclips.net/video/FSbz3bMSO0Q/видео.htmlsi=q8CdsVlFNeykF7KB
oh god i just realized anakin has already realized that his thesis was correct
will he annoy palpatine so much with it, that he jumps into the death star core himself, thus inviting death?
will luke just ask darth vader a question about his thesis which will lead to a 2h debate?!?!?!
Luke: Father, I heard you once wrote a thesis, mind discussing it with me?
Palpatine: YOU FOOL! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!
Vader: *eyes widening with pure joy, tears in his eyes as he gasps* I have.... been waiting... for those words.... for years!
Oh god I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that would happen.
Luke: mentions Anakin's/Vader's Thesis
Palpatine: Now, Young Skywalker, you will die
@@illiaJ5622
Luke just continues talking about the thesis as palpatine continues cooking him to death
@@illiaJ5622 Hence, why Vader intervened and gave him the shaft.
That thumbnail is gold. Palpatine was Plagueis' B-ITCH. The Darth Plageuis novel was really good.
At least it seemed that way until it was revealed at the end of the novel that just about all of Plagueis’s big ideas were actually Palpatine’s, cleverly suggested to Plagueis so that he would think they were his and feed them back to Palpatine. And then Palpatine outsmarted and killed Plagueis.
As Palpatine himself put it in that book, “Forged the most powerful Sith the galaxy has ever seen but forgot to leave a place for himself!”
Such is the Rule of Two after all. The betrayal was only inevitable.
@@TheGreater-ScopeVillainThat’s just what Palpatine claims in his tirade to degrade Plagueis.
We don’t know if that’s actually true or not at all.
@@TheGreater-ScopeVillain That seemed more like Palpatine being Palpatine and taking all the credit for himself, even though Plagueis was still the mastermind of much of it. Palpatine is coping, lol.
@@papaofthejohns5882 It’s far more likely that Palpatine was the one behind everything as he says, not only because he’s the main villain of the franchise, but that’s literally the narrative that Star Wars has been telling throughout pretty much all its content. The entire Skywalker Saga era is about how Palpatine is the mastermind behind everything, numerous characters have said so. Everything and everyone Darth Sidious interacts with is nothing more than a pawn in his own plans, including his own Sith Master.
2:00 kept you distracted long enough for one, Mace
I love that Mace acknowledging that Anakin's thesis was proven true also proves that he actually listened to Anakin's thesis and understands it, and didn't just tune the whole thing out
Something I love about comedy parodies is when they have lines that go way harder than anything in the source material.
man Windu's internal dialogue at the end was me watching that scene for the first time
Dude, it’s either going to be real sad when we see this version of Anakin lose everything and become Darth Vader.
oooor?
you said, either, but only listed one outcome
He misunderstood dichotomy. Should have read Anakin’s thesis.
"I am both a machine and a man. I AM A DICHOTOMY!"
Well some of Seals are good's earlier videos already have what kind of relationship post Mustafar Anakin and Obiwan's relationship. Obi's pretty happy about Anakin taking him up on murdering all those younglings, less that this means he'll lose a bet with Yoda. Darth Vader seems pretty done with the Jedi though.
Padme: "I've been thinking about it and I don't think contract theory actually suggests the inherent legitimacy of secession."
Anakin: "LIAR"
i love that he still had to actually do all that paperwork that he really didnt want to do
For once I'd like an edit where Windu responds to "It's treason then" with, "uh, yeah, that's what we're arresting you for."
2:06 this line goes unreasonably hard
Even after trash talking him for 2 minutes straight Mace had the presence of mind to still respect the mix up in that opening that Palpatine pulled off.
"Three of the finest jedi swordsmasters....and also Agen Kolar"
Man, you are already going to kill the guy. No need to do him dirty like that before he dies.
Love that Mace went into the paperwork he had to do before coming to arrest Palpatine. xD
Saving the action part for last.
This should end with Mace promising a book deal to Dr. Skywalker if is he takes out Palps.
Edit: When O-B-1 gets back he should say something like, “You know I am only into Madalorian Queens.”
nothing too fancy tho
I can't tell if it was intentional or not, but it's Obi Wan, not O-B-1
1:02 "And also Agin Kolar" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
You know, I reversed the autocorrect for Kolar, yet not for Agen.
@@masscreationbroadcastsyou know you can edit rights?
@@michaciejka2839 *have
And yes. I just kept it to show the ridiculousness of the autocorrect for a name so unused and similar to others.
@@masscreationbroadcasts I just noticed that in my comment it autocorrected right to rights
@@masscreationbroadcasts also I'm Polish and I have mostly Polish autocorect , and I primarly watch english videos, so commenting is a real pain in the a
Mace indeed tried to crack a boy with the cold ones, but in the end, the boy cracked the cold ones.
The tactical advantage of the corkscrew flip while screeching quickly became apparent to Mace Windu
Palpatine: “Three of the finest Jedi swordmasters…… and Agen Kolar.”
Agen Kolar: “Oh what the fuck man, I didn’t even say anything!”
One of Palpatine's political aides is going to either get fired for giving windu the green light to attempt an arrest, or get promoted for giving windu the greenlight knowing that he would resort to using a saber so Sidious could do his signature "backwards corkscrew spin and scream" that got him elected in the first place. We all love to see it.
"Did he just do a fucking backwards corkscrew flip while screeching? Oh fuck"
- Mace Windu
Man, you for real just wrote the original scene, with barely any jokes, solely so you could replace it with some of the hardest bars ever for the thesisverse. Love it.
Mace lets himself get killed just so he won't have to listen to Anakin blather on about his thesis.
This somehow is at least 16x better than the actual scene. Lol
Incredibly, absurdly out of place in Star Wars but better written than the actual scene.
The Dichotomy of Fate: Anakin Skywalker's Second Reflection on the Tale of Darth Plagueis
**Introduction:**
In the grand tapestry of the galaxy, the tale of Darth Plagueis serves as a pivotal meta-narrative that encapsulates the eternal struggle between the light and dark sides of the Force. As Anakin Skywalker, I stand at the crossroads of this dichotomy, torn between the Jedi's teachings and the seductive promises of the Sith.
**The Dichotomy of the Force:**
The Force, in its essence, is a dichotomous entity, embodying both creation and destruction. The tale of Darth Plagueis, as told by Chancellor Palpatine, reveals the Sith Lord's quest to conquer death itself-a power that could save those we cherish from the clutches of mortality. This narrative resonates with my deepest fears and desires, igniting a conflict within me that mirrors the dual nature of the Force.
**The Meta-Narrative of Power:**
Darth Plagueis's tale transcends a mere story; it is a meta-narrative that shapes the beliefs and actions of those who hear it. To me, it represents the ultimate power-the ability to control life and death, which the Jedi Council has always deemed unnatural. Yet, the allure of such power calls to me, offering a path to prevent the nightmares of loss that haunt my sleep.
**The Dichotomy of Choice:**
As I reflect upon the tale, I am confronted with a dichotomy of choice. Do I adhere to the Jedi Code, which preaches detachment and acceptance of the natural order, or do I embrace the Sith's philosophy, which challenges fate and defies the very cycle of life and death? This choice is the embodiment of the dichotomy that defines my existence.
**Conclusion:**
The tale of Darth Plagueis is more than a story; it is a reflection of the dichotomy that exists within us all. As Anakin Skywalker, I am the nexus where these opposing forces converge, and my decisions will determine the balance of the galaxy. In this moment, I am both the hero and the villain, the savior and the destroyer, caught in the web of a destiny that is both my own and yet, dictated by the narratives that have shaped me.
"There goes Shaak Ti out the Window."
@@dannylopez5976 If we broadcast this throughout the galaxy, it'll cause a genocide much deadlier than order 66
Way too short for Anakin
@@dannylopez5976Is that her third or fourth death at this point?
This actually plays out a lot like the arrest scene in the novelization.
And I LOVE that fact!
"You won't last that long."
"You're quite right. This'll be about five minutes, tops."
"wait wha-"
*PALPY SCREECH*
1:14 I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT THAT IS A REFERENCE TO THE PREVIOUS VIDEO WHERE HE SAID HE HAD TO "Crack open a few boys with his cold ones" THIS IS GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2 LEVEL OF WRITING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Novel was sort of like this, Palpatine said straight up to Mace that being a sith wasn't illegal.
Controlling both sides of a war is such a dichotomy
If someone does a backwards corkscrew flip whilst screeching its safe to assume they mean business
Anakin's Thesis really did a number on poor Mace Windu. It was more painful than Force Lightning.
windu saying "you are protected in your right to be a Little bitch" is so epic is now my ringtone
I hate/love that even putting aside how funny this is, it's noticeably better written than the original scene.
Love the novelization callback, but also "What tactical advantage can this possibly... Oh crap" is great :)
*”YOU’RE UNDER ARREST ZOOOOOOOOS! YOUR EXTREMELY SHRIVELLED DISGUISE CANNOT FOOL ME!”* -Matt Window
1:09 R.I.P. Agen Kolar😂😂😂😂😂 you had me
Hearing Samuel L Jackson say “Cracking you open, and grinding you into a fucking powder” is the COLDEST shit of all time
1:26 the iconic line
Aw shit the realization anakin was right and never stop talking about his thesis 😂 made me laugh
We needed this line I the movie. 1:42
I love how Mace Windu acts like an actual Sam Jackson character in these lmao 1:12 Sent me rolling, it's too perfect.
"3 of the finest jedi sword masters... and also agen kolar"
Agen Kolar: "what the fuck?"
Up next: Anakin and Mace Windu argue about the Thesis while Palpatine tries to get the plot on track.
Somehow making that scene colder with that ‘You won’t last that long’ line was the last thing I expected in this video
"Anakin might have somewhat confused the issue"
(0:34) Reminds me of Palpatine's arrest in the Revenge Of The Sith novelization.
I always enjoy watching your videos on Star Wars Seals🤣
We need one where Obi Wan watches the hologram footage and its just younglings off'ing themselves because Anakin won't stop lecturing them about his thesis.
Seal, thank you for these videos ... They help me when I am feeling down
“And also Agen Kolar” is such a good line 😭
0:05 I am sorry chancellor but wtf
“General Kenobi has engaged General Grevious on Utapau”
@@Abstrakt_YTI think the chancellor takes thing a little too literally
@@waleedabdullahkhan5706 I'm quite sure it was anakin that took it too literally in one of the previous parts of this series of memes
Anakin reported the engagement to Palpatine. But because Anakin believed them to be married, Palpatine is currently a little confused on what actually happened.
“You won’t last that long” hit so fucking hard.
Fr. Better than the actual line.
The shade against Agen Kolar was unnecesary but funny
Honey, a new Seals are Good video just dropped
In this universe mace windu would topple the first order in a day, and drop the coldest lines at the same time
I, for one, can never hear enough about Anakin's Thesis.
Love the references to previous videos. Like Obi-Wan marrying Grievous, Anakin’s thesis, etc.
I can't believe he did Agen Kolar dirty like that.
Love how Sheev openly admits to killing someone in their sleep, then goes "You're only arresting me because of my religious beliefs!"
Idk why, but fsr I expected Mace to say “cracking you open like a cold one with the boys” lmao
0:50 on a galactic scale, no less
It's senatin' time
*senates all over the place*
Not yet, are you stoopid?
I want the thesis. All of it. it will be the perfect thing to listen to while writing my own
Glad you kept the most meme-worthy lines from the original scene, Palp being the Senate and all.
Love the debate though between Windu calling him cowardly and Palp arguing that killing someone in their sleep is "smart". Great video.
Everyone's commenting about how hard "you won't last that long" went, but nobody's commented on the way that whole monologue was a rewrite of 'not yet' under the fandom joke interpretation of palpy's name being The Senate. this is why this series is so good. anyway someone should comment about that.
A backwards corkscrew flip Wall screeching. Line is definitely the best one for me
I love how half Palpatine's dialogue is Seals are Good, and the other half is actual dialogue spoken in RotS by Ian McDiarmid.
Grievous x obi wan isnt what i expected
Couple Name: Obivous
Well Anakin did say: Master Obi-Wan has engaged General Grievous.
Ok ngl those windu lines were really really good. As well as palpatine not admitting anything and trying to show him being reasonable because he knows it’s all being recorded
Then Anakin shows up, Mace has to admit he's right. Palpatine has to convince Anakin of what he wants.
Only for Anakin to start a rant about how _he_ has to face his own internal dichotomy now. Only for Mace Windu to jump out the window, reinforcing the precedent of Jedi jumping out windows.
The dichotomy of that corkscrew flip was awesome
The irony of course, is that legally, Windu was committing treason against the Republic by trying to depose the chancellor…… nothing more than Anakin Claim that he was a Sith, which was not illegal.
In hindsight, it's obvious how the Jedi were evil.
@@davidwuhrer6704 They aren't
@@alfalldoot6715 From a certain point of view?
Windu: Ok, you can have him and make him his apprentice. Have fun.
Palp: What.
Windu: Btw Anakin I heard that Darth Sidious likes your thesis.
After two hours of pure torture
Palp: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THAT'S IT, I SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF DARTH REVAN, THE GREATEST SITH THAT EVER WAS.
Revan: Wha- where am I?
Anakin: Oh, hi, I'm just telling Darth Sidious about my thesis.
Revan: ...you say thesis? Count me in, me and my master loved these.
Palp: /realises that he made it twice as bad/
Palp: Oh,
This is the best series in existence
At some point, we will be able to mount a 30 min Revenge of the sith film sumarized with this style.
Or just add these scenes to the movie ...
Now Anakin explaining his thesis to the younglings, making them unlive themselves 😎👍.