Dooku Reveals All
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
- Visiting a captured Obi-Wan on Genosis, Dooku decides now would be the best time to reveal all to Obi-Wan.
And he does mean all.
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This really puts into perspective just how batshit insane Palpatine's plans got as time went on lol. Love this saga
Palp has never actually been a chessmaster. Every one of His plans fail. He basically inherited the plan to overthrow the republic and nearly screwed it up at several points by openly bragging about it.
hello there
Thats what happens when you huff too much dark side.
To be fair, its pretty clearly several levels of improv and contingency that got pushed to.
Palpatine had one of the most convoluted and most improvised plans even Aizen would get jealous and it all somehow worked lmao
“Ah, but I believe she’ll be All The Jedi at that point, thus his plans will fail.”
Man the sequels were…something.
I thought Obi-Wan was gonna be like: "Excuse me, 'Be All The Jedi?'"
The sequels sure were movies with decisions in them.
Truly three of the movies of all time.
"I'm a Tank!"
"Then I'm a Tank too and I win because I'm bigger!"
"No, because then I'm ALL the Tanks and I win!"
"NO, then I'm all the tanks too, but Bigger!"
- Sequel lore a'la playground
What sequels? I dont recall there ever being any sequels. They don't exist. 🥲
"I DONT BELIEVE YOU", we all wish it was a lie
We all do.
Period
Some how it wasn't
Yeah, leaking the actual planet of the shield generators is an incredibly stupid move on his part.
Oh, and the sequels.
@@InternetArchive1I mean, his goal was to kill the rebels on action, but I guess he didn't count with the ewoks (just came from seeing ROTJ in a theater nearby, immersive and amazing experience, but now you made me question this).
"Just as Count Dooku predicted"
“cough hack cough!
Excuse me! Could you help find my space-inhaler before I crush you beneath my boots” (I don’t think he has boots, but whatever George.)
LISAN AL DOOKU
gdi, read that in Grievous's voice lol
Anakin gets criticised for being dumb but look at obi wan
*"what is fortnite?"*
To be fair, most of that plan sounded too dumb to be believable.
That's a really interesting dichotomy
@@user-sl6gn1ss8pIndeed. Fascinating, even, said dichotomy is.
Bro Anakin is smart, did you read his masterpiece? That was awesome!
I wouldn't believe dooku either, that last part was just ridiculous
I was following until he started talking about Snoke, and this granddaughter...
Though the whole "teddy bears beating the Empire" part was pretty ridiculous...
"she'll be all the Jedi at that point"
"Oh cool. So will the force ghosts of former masters appear besides her"
"Well, no. A certain communist government will force the studio to remove that part because they don't like to movies showing ancestral ghosts encouraging people to fight against oppressors. Yes really"
@@luxinvictus9018wait really? I didn’t get that lore.
@@yumin_pluto558 , all Ghostbusters media is banned in China because you aren't allowed to show ghosts in any form of entertainment in Chinese media hence why Disney also removed all of the Space Ghosts.
@@yumin_pluto558From what I remember, China’s culture really hate ghost/zombies, seeing it as disrespectful for the dead. I don’t know if this is why they choose to only have them as sound, but marketing it to China could be a reason
I accept this conversation as canon. All this time obi wan thought this was some crazy bullshit dooku made up. Every time dooku was right, he thought it was a coincidence. It was only in episode 4, when he saw the death star that he fully realised it was all true. "That's no moon" he says, stunned by the implication that Dooku really did know and tell everything.
Which is why he let himself die at the end, to ensure the plot continues unhindered.
@@wastrelpervnah. He let himself die because everything after the teddy bears was to stupid to bother living with
@wastrelperv No, he died to avoid the Kennedy tyranny.
@@doomedbringer Perhaps but at least he knew in the end "All of the Jedi" would defeat "All of the Sith". So by dying then, all would continue and Palpy would lose. Until suddenly...somehow...Palpatine has returned...again... 😱😱😱😱
@@doomedbringerthe teddy bears were already too far, as was leaking the real planet with the actual shield generator
i always love how, in episode 2, Dooku really was ready to overthrow the Sith with Obiwan to avenge Quigon. To the point he flat out says "the senate is being controlled by Darth Sidious. The Jedi cant sense it because my Master is in power there. If you stay on the course, you will all die and the Sith will rule unless you help me destroy him!" And Obi is like "cool story bro but no."
Its so weird how in Episode 2, they kinda implied that Dooku was actually still good, but also working to overthrow the Sith from the inside, and then in everything else, he's a straight up villain.
In the Labyrinth of Evil novel, they even retcon him telling Obi-Wan about Darth Sidious to overthrow the Sith, to him saying all that because he was trying to throw Obi-Wan off.
God, I love Star Wars
@@mungdaal9643 The expanded material away from the movies has always bothered me a bit with just how utterly evil Dooku and Darth Vader are made out to be by writers.
I love the Expanded Universe.
@@arionofotherworld ….Vader ordered a Planet destroyed, no shit he’s evil.
@@devo342 No, Tarkin ordered a planet destroyed. Vader just stood there with a hand holding Leia's shoulder.
After these stunning revelations, Obi-Wan decided to take the dealer up on his offer of Death Sticks, because he wants to go home and rethink his life.
That had me rolling! You win RUclips!
After Palpatine ordered 66 tonnes of candies 🍬, Dooku decided to bring down Palpatine and exposed everything.
"Anakin's only into former queens" It would seem Obi-Wan is suggesting that Palpatine is an active queen.
I mean he became one so I wouldn't say that he's too far off.
He never formally retired, so that relationship was doomed from the start unfortunately.
Are you saying Palpatine isn't?
Good one! 🤣
He would be a empress if he took Reys body. Maybe he can resurrect Anakin and use him to impregnate (himself?) and make a new apprentice.
The most unbelievable part of this is that the Jedi have a human resource department
😂 That is called the slave trade. Especially in this reality where they openly admit it.
The most unbelievable part is that Palpatine's return was announced in Fortnite
Wel, someone has to find a solution to allegations of sexual harrassment and Youngling molestation among the Order.
@@ConnanTheCivilized which reality is that.
And not all resources are human
“You’d have to be the kind of half-wit who lets someone else assign you a last name to even think it was a moon.”
Alright, that got me 😂
I was hoping someone else got that 🤣
@@steamtrainguy2379 I didn't get it😅.
Could you explain?
@@sasukehyuuga755 In Solo, Han was given the last name Solo just so there was something in the system.
@@cupobug Thanks!
@@cupobughes Solo. Because he's alone
I like how Sir Christopher Lee's voice was just so epic and iconic that even AI can't replicate it, so everyone just uses Corey Burton's voice.
Probably more samples of that to pull from Clone Wars if i had to guess.
@@emetanti Just use Kingdom Hearts 2, smh.
I can do a Christopher Lee impression. It's not perfect, but it's fun.
some of Alfoxs videos have a good Lee Dooku voice
This is essentially the timeline where Dooku thought to himself, “This Palpatine guy is a bit sussy.” And then the good ending was unlocked.
I don't know man...
no he actually told him that the senate was being controlled by the sith, he was fully planning to betray sidious
@@mokithepepe2454 As the sith are generally known to do (why the rule of two became a thing)
That's the actual timeline... The scene this was based on is literally Dooku telling Obi his masters plan and asking for help to stop it. The only difference with this vid and cannon in this vid has him going into far greater detail.
@@LegDayLas And having meta-knowledge of future events far beyond Palpatine's original plan involving him
Palpatine’s plan get increasingly unhinged with every step and it SHOWS
Tbf, once my second planet-busting super weapon that required me to nearly bankrupt myself got blown up after my mind-broken apprentice betrayed and almost killed me via the power of familial bonds... I'd get a little unhinged in my plotting too.
that also makes sense. being in the dark side for decades, and then being killed would have a nasty effect on your sanity.
@@matthewbarabas3052 Yeah, though there is also a part of it that’s kinda sad. Evil as he is, he pulled off plot with near super-genius planning. And by the end, he was just pathetic. Repeating the same failed plot as if he forgot it ever failed. Obsessed with sustaining his frail, miserable existence. Convinced that he can somehow subjugate a galaxy after his first two “solutions” were blown out of the sky.
Like, honestly, Rey was just putting him out of his misery by the end of it all.
I think he just planned enough to form the Empire, he was just winging after that lol
@@yumyumwhatzohai He was winging it before too. Because he could never have planned for Queen Amidala to reach Coruscant thanks to a 9 year old (who is also the Chosen One) winning a podrace
However, before he winged it by rapidly falling back to plans B, C, D, really a whole alphabet or two. Or, by reworking his existing plans
At Endor however he did not leave himself a way out, in case all went wrong. He fell for his own hype of being an unbeatable master planner.
Sand Boy would have to adjust his thesis.
Going to have to rethink that use of dichotomy.
1:58 is so unrealistic
we all know a metal guy with 4 lightsabers would come along, punch you, then say "a fine addition to my collection", then jump into the nearest pit
He is known by many names in the underworld. Scavenger. Hunter. He-who-always-searches. The brave and the foolhardy call him the Homing Droid.
The funny thing is, no one knows what he is looking for. Those who have survived close encounters with him have heard dark mutters, amidst the asthmatic coughs and maniacal laughter. The few discernible words play like a broken record.
"Collection......Jedi........Another.......Fool..........Hello.........There"
Sometimes, he is described as rearing up onto his hind legs and lashing claw-tipped front appendages in the air, screaming one word.
"KENOBI!!"
@@GloriousLastStand He is supposedly so legendary, that the jedi use him as a cautionary tale to warn their padawans about leaving their lightsabers carelessly.
@@WONGKHAIHONGMoethat's nice. Anyway, watch Episode 3, where he gets turned into a complete joke and dies.
Dooku really told Obi Wan "Hey, my evil Sith master is in control of the Republic", and the Jedi were just like "Huh, ya know, that's pretty spooky. Wonder who it could be. Hm, no way to know I guess. So, now that we're generals are we gonna get some cool new battle armor?"
Yoda afterwards "Lies, they are. Deceit"
Yoda just instantly dismissed it as BS.
I mean, if Goebbels broadcasted a program saying that FDR was actually an agent of the Reich, I don't think anybody in the US would take him seriously.
@@AzguardMikeand that was dumb. They should’ve at least considered it possible and had someone keep an eye out on the chancellor. Isn’t it just a bit too convenient that every time the sith, battle droids and nute gunray are involved in some crisis, Palpatine keeps getting more power?
@@tylerm6453 also the guy just oozes of sith
@@AzguardMike"High on drugs, i was. Remember saying that, i do not."
It's funny how the plot kinda makes sense with a few inconsistencies until we get to the sequels and everything just falls appart.
That’s what happens when you’re just like “we’re making a trilogy!” and forget that requires a cohesive plan for three movies at once
Sorry, but even the Original Trilogy didn't make that much sense... 😅
I love Star Wars, but it never "made sense" in the first place.
honestly the palpatine stuff pretty much tracks and fits with Dark Empire but also fixes the “cloning force sensitives” type thing dark empire had
@@roffels11-gamingandhistory69 The original made sense in the moment to moment. There was just enough information that it seemed the natural course of events. The issue was trying to make it into the trillion dollar universe spanning tens of thousands of years. Each sequel, prequel and expanded work created conflicts and inconsistencies.
At that point, the best strategy was to just watch the movies and cherrypick whatever headcanon you wanted from the works.
What really messed it up was making more movies and doing it in the most stupid way. Denouncing all the previous works as non canon, only to replace it with three movies that were directly inconsistent with the six previous movies. Not to mention the plethora of works that had woven a much more interesting sequel. They purposefully chose to cut down the universe to the movies, then couldn't even keep continuity to those. Mind boggling stuff...
@@roffels11-gamingandhistory69Man is rewriting history. Oh, SW never made sense, SW was never well written is a joke of an argument. The OT made mostly logical sense at least for the first two entries, provide the plot holes of ESB or ANH. What doesn’t make sense about them?
The fortnight incident had completely been purged from my mind before this video.
Me too, really got me that line XD
The best part of the Fortnite thing? That speech isn't in the movie proper: The movie left out what basically kicked off it's chunk of poorly constructed "plot".
@@Umbra_Ursus Yeah exactly. Literally the only way to hear Ian McDiarmid deliver Palpatine's return speech was to play a crossover cartoon videogame event.
It was a very cool speech, at least.
the teddy bears are our last hope in attempting to stop this master plan...
For that matter, how does that shield generator work? If the generator is on a planet, how can the Death Star move throughout the galaxy with its shields on?
@@lisboahThe shield coming from the planet is just to protect it until it’s finished being built. You know, to keep anyone from flying their ships right inside of it and shooting the reactor core, as a completely random example. 😎
Disney should reboot the Star Wars holiday specials and make it about modern politics! Making people angry always makes them billions after all.
@@obsidian179 Ok, but why not making the shield generator on the actual Death Star or on a Star Destroyer?
The base where the shield generator didn't have any type of defense around it. It didn't even have cameras to let them see what's happening on the outside.
@@lisboah Because Palpatine knew that the rebels needed to believe there was a real chance that they could pull off their mission, or they never would have fallen into his trap. And if he hadn’t overlooked the Ewoks - and Vader hadn’t turned on him at the last minute - his plan would have worked perfectly.
Obiwan literally never told anyone this because it sounds so insane lol.
“Obi Wan never told you the truth about the Sith Grand Plan.”
“He told me enough, he told me it was too insane to be true.”
“No Luke…I am (part of) the Sith Grand Plan.”
Obi one in the desert long time after it: Now the fuck he predicted so much. Were palpatine plans realy that wast but why there is multiple what ifs that make it not work. Will the rest also be tru second death star, that snoke. Seriously what the fuck
Surely Palpatine would learn from his mistake and not shoot lightning at someone with a lightsaber again, he's too smart for that.
but Kathleen Kennedy isn't
That silence after "someone will look into it eventually, right?" is so good
The 'I don't believe you' reaction makes much more sense now
I love how Dooku said “yours truly”
Dooku is a politician, speaking is his strong suit. Though even a man such as Obi-Wan "The Negotiator" would find it difficult to believe a long detailed story like the one Dooku just told him.
Maybe Dooku needs to sprinkle in some truths like how Obi-Wan will train the boy with the given last name until he is killed by his old padawan turned sith with a cool name. Maybe then Dooku could convince Obi-Wan to join his side and defeat Palpatine, not through deception or mind games, but through truths and negotiations.
Cause it was truths which made Dooku turn.
“Aargh! Not write a thesis I allow you!” 🐸 shoves you into locker
(Good argument by the way.)
The issue is that "The Negotiator" only deals with one-sided negotiations. After all, sith lords are his specialty. No one gains a specialty like that without making negotiations go in your favor. So it's natural he wouldn't believe Dooku. It's no longer one-sided if he does.
"I don't believe you"
Neither did the audience for most of that.
Dooku: At some point during all of this, your padawan will have one of his own, who will later fight your worst enemy, who will later seek out one of his own, using him to help find you, before dying by your hands.
Obi-Wan: Has Yoda been sharing his stack with you
Dooku: Lean is a path to abilities that some may consider unnatural
I imagine all the events transpire like Dooku said and at some point Obiwan has this moment of "Damn I guess he was right." 😔
he accepted it all as FACTUAL and thus allowed himself to be killed on the FIRST Death Star
Obi Wan: So all of this is so palpatine can be a 20 year old girl?
Dooku: Yes.
Obi Wan: ...
Dooku: He considered taking over Ahsoka Tano's body
Obi Wan: Who?
Dooku: But she'll be too busy helping out a Mandalorian and his Baby Yoda
Obi Wan: That makes sense at least
the detail of "Broadcasting a mesasge on fortnite"
"whats fortnight?" is amazing
Palpatine is the funniest character in Star Wars if you ever consider his plans and actions beyond whatever scene he’s currently in.
“or secrets only the sith know.”
“but you’re a sith. can’t YOU elaborate?”
“……………..no.
he’ll probably-“
4:24 fuckin broke me man
I mean, Dooku *isn't* a Sith. Sure they sometimes call him Darth Tyrannus, but he is actually just a fallen Jedi (there’s a difference).
@@GZilla311 No, he pretty much is a Sith. He seems to act like a dark Jedi, but he's fully immersed in the dark side and is following the Sith Order.
A "Darth Icky" reference! 😂😂 George Lucas' genius knows no bounds
I don't know the context of this.
@wastrelperv The Force Unleashed team asked if they should give the secret apprentice a Darth title. Lucas suggested either "Darth Icky" or "Darth Insanius".
@@denjamin2633 I imagine he was joking, I hope so at least.
@@wastrelperv Sam Witwer confirmed he was clearly joking. But George just played it straight with his dry sense of humor, so some were not sure I guess lol
"I believe she'd be all the Jedi at that point and thus his plans would fail." Is such an amazing line given the context of how shit that movie is.
“Everything is proceeding as I have forseen it”
- Palpatine, forseeing some really stupid shit
"I believe she'd be all the jedi at that point" 😭😭😭😭😭
Obi Wan: This all seems too far fetched. It's as if an entire team of writers somehow managed to make a worse plan than one man did over the course of 40 years.
Dooku: No plan is too insane, or canon breaking for the Dark Lord of the Sith.
In all fairness, the OT lacked a lot of good planning too. "Oh, we're on an ice planet? Send the guys with flamethrowers. A thick forest? Send the bikes that will kill you with 1 wrong move." I love the SW universe, but the movies are ass
I know it’s a joke, but this beautifully sums up just how dumb the Disney sequel trilogy is. The rest of the “plan” was pretty shaky, but the end bit made the rest of it look like a tactical masterclass.
I like the point about being unarmed, finding a random lightsaber, and being attacked
"But surely someone will eventually look into this, right?"
"..........In the backdrop of all of this,"
Obi-Wan: "Someone will look into this eventually!"
Dooku: "...you already did."
"Get You After, I Will."
lol
I scrolled further down in the comments than I should have to find this underrated comment
I like how when he is talking about the plot of the first 6 movies ,it all seems wierd but somehow bearly believable,but the second he starts talking about what happen in the disney trilogy,shit just goes bananas.
It's believable if you don't look closer at absolutely anything at all
Solo catching that stray was amazing.
Oof! Stop! He’s already dead!
snicker
@@ConnanTheCivilizedor more likely - he’s not even born yet
Love the detail in spelling of Fortnite vs fortnight in the subtitles between Dooku and Obi-wan
Dang, good catch
Dooku should have said: Careful, spoilers!
Dooku literally explaining order 6 6 is fucking peak
I love how he glosses over the most horrifying parts, like Jar Jar being the key
Along human-ethnocentric lines you say? "That's not very nice".
That line is too good and I don't even know why.
“Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth…Ouchie!”
- Palpatine probably
I like how Palpatine's plan is so goddamn specific. That's far too many details he's already got planned for the next 50 years.
The real plans probably weren't that detailed. Also, if plan A failed, he had plan B ready to go. Palpatine and Dooku definitely mapped out a scenario where the CIS won.
I like how that one continuous picture of Dooku just makes him look absolutely baked out of his mind
@@churchillmkvii6725 he was the padawan of Master Yoda, after all
"A plan to somehow return" 😂
These videos are so good. They're scratching an itch I didn't even know I had.
The thing is that Dooku could have told everything about Palpatine and his plan, and the Jedi Council probably wouldn't believe it since he's a Sith Lord.
The Jedi would have to test Palpatine's blood. However, in canon, Dooku never mentioned that Palpatine was Sidious. He gave Obi-Wan a clue but that was it. A clue vague enough that it could be dismissed as an attempt to sow discord. Dooku's real purpose was to replace Palpatine and turn Obi-Wan to the dark side. He had zero intention of actually destroying the Sith.
0:36 this is why they called it the high republic.
“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways Lord Icky”
To be fair, that's one hell of an explanation.
2:59 Thats a reference to George Lucas's suggestion for Starkiller's name.
Between Dooku and Maul in Clone Wars, the good guys would have won if they just did what the bad guys told them to. Huh.
The bad guys were consistently vague. Also, while Maul did warn Ahsoka in a slightly more direct manner, the Jedi's only possible solution was to arrest/kill Palpatine (after testing his blood if time allows). Refusing to participate in the Clone Wars would just have led to a CIS victory and a Sith takeover. Palpatine absolutely had that possible scenario planned out. Sure, there were a few points where Palpatine's plans could have been derailed, but by and large, he was incredibly adaptable and if plan A failed, plan B would still result in him taking over. Derail plan B and you'll find that he has plan C ready to go. This wasn't a guy who could easily be outmaneuvered by anyone.
Even with all the silliness being laid out, you can still see the idiocy jump up multiple notches when you get to the sequels
Dooku once more proving he’s the smartest man in this universe.
Love this series so much
"While he's busy building the second deathstar he'll actually already have minituarized the technology and is building an entire fleet of deathstar stardestroyers within the secret sith planet Exegol."
Like... seriously. There's a canon comic about Darth Vader going there and seeing the fleet being built yet he never decided to tell Luke. The son who is established as having searched for clues before giving up and becoming a hermit. Just like there were "we promise it's canon and filling holes in the movies" books that very clearly stated Snoke is from the unknown regions, in no way related to the jedi or sith *and absolutely not related to Palpatine in any way shape or form!*
😈 The Expanded Universe is a path way to many abilities some would call utter B.S.! (Film Cannon as well)
My headcanon is that Palpatine didn’t exactly plan every course of events. He prepared backup plans for whenever anything went wrong, and whenever something unexpected happened, he would just improvise.
isn't this just what canonically happened?
At some point, this sounded like the Wizard of Oz. I imagined Palpatine as the Wicked Witch of the West, and I was not upset for some reason.
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your little Padawan too!”
I like how, based off of info Dooku would know from Star Wars canon or actions specifically mentioned in the video, that the Ewoks winning the war marks the end of reasonable speculation. Everything after would have to be seen to be believed, and I doubt anyone would take a force premonition like that literally.
“I see… bear people… an imposter clad in gold… and a woman that is all Jedi! What could this mean crack-master Yoda?”
“Too much drugs, I gave you.”
I wish we had this Dooku in the trilogy. He would've been too awesome to live, but we would have talked about him forever.
"Someone will look it eventually right?"
I mean... even if they did they kinda still needed an army to win the war tbf.
ya know. when it's put into context like this, star wars is crazy convenient for the bad guys AND good guys.
Plot twist: Dooku doesn't know it, but he's actually in the Legends canon in this.
Only now am I realizing the logical and moral fallacy of utilizing living beings to fight an army of droids. It’s almost certain that a counter-army of droids would have been less expensive to produce, as well.
Unfortunately they had the clones already, manufacturing droids would require design and production infrastructure they didn't have the time to build 😂
Holy smokes, Dooku's really such a far-seeing 5D Chess enthusiast. Alas, it is precisely his excessive focus on the potential development of future will lead to his untimely demise. F in chat for Dooku
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It's as Yoda said. Always looking to the future. Never keeping his mind on where he was!
He was so focused on what would develop next in the story that he completely forgot about the part where he dies.
@@FlashStatic
Ironic
@@FlashStaticThat’s Star Wars logic for you 🤷♂️. Every character has to just stand there or actively help their enemies kill them. The best writing in the galaxy!
The 4:30 "NO" made me laugh xD
1:46-2:10 Finally someone points out the ‘reality’ of the situation. It’s a war where the Jedi at least are threatened with extermination. They would use anyone they could get their hands on to avoid doing ‘dark’ things themselves! And I can’t see Padme conscripting her people to fight in ‘glorious’ war.
"Someone will look into it eventually though, right?"
"Funnily enough, yes - but it'll be one of the clones themselves, and nobody will think twice about the way they get killed before they have a chance to explain the conspiracy."
But what about the droid attack on the wookies?!
😞 @That was almost aa big a stretch as your face, Master Mundi. The dichotomy inherent in memes is …” (Wilhelm Scream) (gets shoved into locker.)
I love how much of the story kind of makes sense, even if it is a little stretched, but when put all together, it starts to sound progressively like a 5-year-old's fever dream.
Ok, I do not know this "Palpatine". I know a "Paperplane" who lookes like trouble.
Darth Icky? More like Darth Fingies.
Signature look of truth telling superiority.
It's funny how most of this made sense until it got to the sequel plots...
"Ah but she'd be all the Jedi at that point" MAN THAT DO BE INSANE OUT OF CONTEXT LOL
I love how dooku who is all knowing in this universe will still only tell us that "somehow palpitine will return"
Dichotomy not mentioned! Inconceivable! Only 4 stars instead of, . . . Oh. Er “thumbs up?”
Fantastic, especially with Obi Wan straight up disbelieving the convulted plot points Dooku assures him are feasible, but it's all overshadowed by how you correctly used sapience!
The absurdity of the entire saga, condensed into one scene. Incredible.
It does sound stupid all laid out like that.
I mean in fairness Palpatine would be the last person you would suspect after hearing all of these insane and convoluted plans
Yeah the story got more and more far-fetched, and by the end of it, it certainly would have sounded like bullshit. Still, it wouldn't have hurt to test Palpatine's blood. He can't hide his insane M-count from a blood test.
"I don't believe you."
I wish I couldn't believe him either.
This makes me realize that Star Wars makes absolutely no Sense and its hilarious
It never did! Lol
@@PzedP1818 Exactly, if Tarkin = The Emperor and Vader = killed by Han Solo -> Star Wars begins and ends in 1977.
most of Palpatine's plans make sense
@@PzedP1818 it was never supposed to be just one movie
@@PzedP1818 twelve Films actually
Some people forget how powerful dooku is. In this case, he can see the next 30ish years in extreme detail
5:58 funniest shit I've heard in a while
I was worried you wouldn’t put the “i dont believe you” at the end
It’s called the Death Star because “The strongest stars have hearts of kyber”
🤓
“Shove you in space-locker I will, Young Padawan!” 🐸
Really? I never read that. SW is SO inconsistent!
The things the Jedis working in HR are forced to endure…
Not gonna lie expected him to just hand obi wan all the plans and details as a mole for the Jedi only for obi wan to stash it some where and forget about it until after order 66
"Anakin's only into former queens" surprised he never had a thing for Obi-Wan then lol
I like to believe that Dooku had a bit of LSD before the interrogation because he was sad about Qui-Gon and now is having a trip to the future.
At this point Obi Wan decides Dooku has dementia and perhaps schizophrenia and decides to drop any suspicion he may have had about Palpatine