Honestly, this is very true to Anakin's character. He's known for not taking orders and doing things his own way, so why would he now start taking orders from old man Palpatine.
Ok, but also Dooku quite literally cut one of his arms off last movie, along with injuring Obi wan, someone who partly raised him and trained him. And now having literally watched Dooku potentially kill/injury Obi wan like minute ago, he was fuming at Dooku so revenge was something he was very much considering, so wasnt really just taking orders from Palpatine, more of Palpatine fueling his worst impulses and Anakin being conflicted about with wanting revenge and knowing its not the Jedi way. So while Anakin not taking orders is very much true to his character, but so is being impulsive about his feelings and Palpatine was fueling and manipulating him for years to let those feelings control his actions, while the Jedi's were trying to tell/teach him not to let his feeling affect him, guess which is easier?
Pretty much: > Order 65 stated that if a majority of the Senate or the Security Council declared that the Supreme Chancellor-at that time Palpatine-was unfit for duty, the Chancellor was to be arrested or, if necessary, killed.
Order 65 was: the chancelor has betrayed the republic, kill them. It served 2 porpuse: 1)if someone discovered the mind control chips it wouldn't be obvious that they were made to kill the Jedi 2)if someone else was elected he could assasinated them
@@Chris-d3m4b Well, when you say it like THAT, it sounds like snitching. I'm pretty sure that there's a "snitches get stitches" stipulation in both the sith AND the bro code. So maybe George Lucas realized that, and kept it 100.
It's like Palpatine is always so happy in the actual SW universe because everybody plays into his charade. And he probably gets to hog all the dark side cookies to himself.
Anakin commits a war crime under the very recent laws of Earth, a civilization that may or may not even exist in his reality, or time, in an unknown galaxy.
It's been a long while, but I'm pretty sure they reference war crimes for very similar reasons as ours in Clone Wars? I found a reference to torturing prisoners on wookiepedia at least.
That's because the republic doesn't have a definite agreement regarding war and how to conduct it There's no galaxy spanning standard of how to conduct war in a conflict One planet's rules are ignored by another
@@Daldi564 I personally prefer the one where he uses torture as interrogate method right in front of translator droid that just translates shit with zero fcks given about Anakin torturing unarmed prisoner in very dark side way(Jedis havent really been using force choking, while sith pretty much use it every fight). Gotta love that if anyone asked the droid how Anakin got the info out of him, they would find out dude was walked in and did it with very little to no hesitation
@@legendaryjimbob7685 that was certainly some excellent foreshadowing of what Anakin would one day become. Loved that we had some Darth Vader teases throughout TCW
@@rejvaik00 False surrender is a war crime in any war, even without prior agreements, because it just means your own side can't surrender any more and has to flee or fight to the death every single time. If you act in bad faith after a surrender, the enemy can't trust your surrenders any more, and has no reason to accept them. It hurts your own side, more than it could possibly hurt the enemy. Even if it earns you a decisive victory that wins the entire war, your faction cannot be trusted if there's ever another war ever again.
It actually looked like dooku didnt mean to chop anakins arm off 😂 ive always thought that. Anakins arm was just stuck out and he had like 5 seconds to react to dooku swinging at it and he just didnt move😂 then dooku just sighs and has this look on his face like “welp. That just happened.”
Dooku is the least evil Sith of all time. I bet he has really good table manners. "Good sir, would you please pass the salt. Oh just a little more there. You see, I have no hands OR I WOULD DO IT MYSELF!"
Well, technically there is a sith less evil than dooku, but that is because that shift was around during a time of general peace and all he really did was start a business
@@Pyxis10 Didn't you see Luke working on one hand by using the other? Doesn't work if you lose both. Messed up Vader pretty bad. He was never the same after.
Shia LaBouef, not realizing he's quoting Darth Sideous: "DOOOOO ITTTTT!!!!! JUUUSTTT DOOOO ITTTT!!!!!!" Nike, not realizing they're quoting Darth Sideous: "Just do it." Anakin: "The subliminal messaging of these useful idiots is counterproductive to the good governance of a military fighting force. Executing this prisoner would be a war crime, and it would be a crime against Humanity because the order came directly from the Chancellor of the Republic himself. He's probably just tired and hungry though. Not a bad guy."
I thought Obi-Wan was just going to be unconscious during this disagreement but having him be awake and just choosing to keep lying there away from everyone is so much funnier.
I love how Anakin says: “if you want him dead so bad, why don’t you just kill him?” As if he already knows he’s a Sith Lord and just doesn’t give a shit.
Palpas should've said "Because I'm handcuffed to this chair, you numbskull! What do you expect me to do, shoot lightning from my fingertips or soemthing?"
"I'm so tired of ... listening to him talk about politics all the time." Palps wanted to get rid of Dooku because Dooku kept telling him that he cannot agree with Palps' idea of paying for the Death Star with expensive trade tariffs and high tax rates. ;)
I mean to be Fair Dooku should’ve either just become a damn force ghost or be put on Trail for his crimes and he said he was sorry for Chopping off Anakin’s right Arm so therefore Dooku is basically redeemed before Anakin kills him in the actual movie so plz guys agree with me..
Palpatine saying that he’s too dangerous to be left alive just about a day or two later, mace says he’s too dangerous to be left alive and that he doesn’t agree
I always thought it misleading to call a force user unarmed even if he has no arms. Right after this, Anakin and Obi-Wan are "disarmed". You know how that went.
3:20 Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine would all receive posthumous Medals of Honor for their key role in ending the Clone Wars. Senator Padme Amidala Skywalker ascended the role of the chancellorship, and would eventually give birth to two healthy twins Luke and Leia Skywalker, themselves destined to play key roles in the future of the Republic and the Jedi Order respectively.
Palpatine: "I'm so tired at looking at his stupid face and listening to him talk about politics all the time." Anakin: Wait, what do you mean 'all the time'?" Palpatine: "I beg your pardon?" Anakin: "You said you've been 'looking at his stupid face and listening to him talk about politics *all the time*'." Dooku: "You didn't have to repeat the 'stupid' part, Anakin." Anakin: "And he's our enemy." Palpatine: "Yeah...so...? What does that have to do with anything?" Anakin: **Turns to face Palpatine** "It means you're in cahoots with the enemy." Palpatine: "WHAT?! HOW DID YOU-I-I mean... No, I'm not." Dooku: "Yes, he is!" Anakin: **To Dooku** "What do you mean?" Palpatine: "Dooku, shut up!" Dooku: "Back on Geonosis, I told Obi-Wan that the Republic was under the control of a dark lord of the Sith. And the Sith Lord I was talking about is the chancellor. He's responsible for eveything, including the war!" Palpatine: "I said *SHUT UP!"* Anakin: **To Palpatine** "Is it true? Are you a Sith Lord?" Palpatine: N-no, of course not. H-he's obviously lying, Anakin." Dooku: "No, I'm not." Palaptine: "Yes, you are!" Dooku: "Search your feelings, Anakin. You know it to be true." Anakin: "TRAITOR!" **Raises lightsabers** Palpatine: "Wait, Anakin! Don't! If you kill me, I won't be able to save your wife from certain death!" Anakin: "... How did you know about that?" Palpatine: "Know about what?" Anakin: "About all the visions I've been having regarding Padme dying in childbirth. I haven't even told anyone about them yet." Dooku: "Oh, he used the Force to plant them in your head so that he could claim that he could save her from dying and make you turn to the dark side." Anakin: "YOU WHAT?!" Palaptine: "I'm really starting to regret that I told you any this, Dooku." Anakin: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" **Swings lightsabers** Palpatine: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO-" *Written and Directed by* *GEORGE LUCAS*
Now do the version where dooku is just rollong around on the floor screaming in agony because both of his wrists are lumps of charred meat and cauterised bone
I love how Palps just becomes a 5-year-old begging Anakin to kill Dooku
dooku internally- haha thats what you get for backstabbing me now ima snitch on you during the trail
Honestly, this is very true to Anakin's character. He's known for not taking orders and doing things his own way, so why would he now start taking orders from old man Palpatine.
"Well I *was* going to kill him but now I don't want to!"
He killed doku which wasn't the jedi way and then argues about the jedi way to mace windu😊
Ok, but also Dooku quite literally cut one of his arms off last movie, along with injuring Obi wan, someone who partly raised him and trained him. And now having literally watched Dooku potentially kill/injury Obi wan like minute ago, he was fuming at Dooku so revenge was something he was very much considering, so wasnt really just taking orders from Palpatine, more of Palpatine fueling his worst impulses and Anakin being conflicted about with wanting revenge and knowing its not the Jedi way. So while Anakin not taking orders is very much true to his character, but so is being impulsive about his feelings and Palpatine was fueling and manipulating him for years to let those feelings control his actions, while the Jedi's were trying to tell/teach him not to let his feeling affect him, guess which is easier?
Because while Anakin may not take orders he can be convinced very easily
Also Palpatine has basically spent the last 15 or so years being his father figure since Obi-Wan couldn't pull that off.
Palpatine’s entire argument is “Do it”, and Anakin’s argument is “Nuh-uh”
The f**k you mean Nuh-uh?!
@@jacklee6582Nuh Uh. Your not the narrator
@@nakitaluckysibih5581 ye huh yes i am
I expected some "I don't want it" Memes from GoT Season 8
Anakin thinking before commiting a war crime Impossible!
A false surrender is a war crime, but it doesn't matter if good guys do it.
Then the bad guys are bad for killing surrendering people
Yeah, he might be a war criminal, but it's not like he's a sociopath.
@@nb2008nc he might be a war criminal, but he has Standarts!
Palpy just accidentally told them to execute order 65, which is "Shoot at the ship I'm currently on".
Pretty much:
> Order 65 stated that if a majority of the Senate or the Security Council declared that the Supreme Chancellor-at that time Palpatine-was unfit for duty, the Chancellor was to be arrested or, if necessary, killed.
Order 65 was: the chancelor has betrayed the republic, kill them.
It served 2 porpuse:
1)if someone discovered the mind control chips it wouldn't be obvious that they were made to kill the Jedi
2)if someone else was elected he could assasinated them
Actually basically the canonical order 65 tho
Alternative ending: Dooku is taken for interrogation and rats out palpatine and the republic lives happily ever after
And then goes into another civil war 20 years later or just falls apart one day
OBI WAN JUST CASUALLY TALKING ON THE FLOOR XD
That would break the Geonosian Conventions.
They were very serious about officiating those after the reports about Ki Adi Mundi using flamethrowers on indigenous people's
You mean the Yavin Code?
Well since the genosians sided with the separatists war crimes don’t apply to the republic now
I like the idea that Obi-Wan was awake the whole time but found the ground comfortable and just took a nap
"I'll try surrendering. That's a good trick!"
Palpatine: DO IT!
Dooku: CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS THE SITH!
Anakin:…Wait, what?
I Understood That Reference 🤓 😎
I always thought that this would be the reasonable reaction for Dooku to have once he realized that he was being betrayed. Like BRUH.
@@TheoMartin_ Yeah 😂
If I were Dooku, I would’ve started singing like a canary
@@Chris-d3m4b Well, when you say it like THAT, it sounds like snitching. I'm pretty sure that there's a "snitches get stitches" stipulation in both the sith AND the bro code. So maybe George Lucas realized that, and kept it 100.
@@TheoMartin_ Maybe 😂
But if you get stabbed in the back, then you should probably be ready to strike back
Clone trooper: wait isn’t that the ship palpatin is on
Gunner: *looks out window seeing 30 of the same ship* fortune favors the bold!
Actually, this ship was kinda extra big, so it was obvious where Palpatine was.
Should have named it "dew it"
Mountain Dew missed a branding opportunity when the prequels came out
@@early4thegameNOWbiggest missed apportunity in history.
It's like Palpatine is always so happy in the actual SW universe because everybody plays into his charade.
And he probably gets to hog all the dark side cookies to himself.
Hogging all of the cookies?! What a monster!😡
Meanwhile Lego Anakin shows 0 hesitation and kills him unprompted, bet he enjoyed it
Lego can be a bit more aggressive than given credit for. Another case? Lego Grievous actually kills Commander Cody, randomly enough.
well.. at least he didn't bring up *DICHOTOMY*
He simply did not have time to mention the dichotomy of severed hands, which clearly symbolizes the helplessness of man in matters of his mortality.
It's not a war crime if he waits till war is over, then it's just a regular crime.
Anakin and Dooku becoming best buds is a reality I didn't know I needed
Correction: HALF the ship the Supreme Chancellor is on.
Your Anakin gets more muscle for brains from video to video
2:47 of course you didn't saw that coming you are facing the wrong way
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
My favorite part is Obi-Wan's responses being quieter.
Dooku is such a nice guy, it makes me feel kinda bad.
Mace enter the chat:
"He's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
1:07 robot hands.
Palpatine’s face at 2:01 is so hilarious.
I'm glad someone remembered how stupid the captain of the Guarlara was.
You mean our old friend Captain Needa?
@@occam7382 I prefer to think that this was Admiral Ozzel's first mission and it began his long tradition of failing Vader.
Well, Hayden Christensen is a Canadian, so war crimes would be culturally appropriate.
0:34 *basically armless
"But without hands, how would I dress myself? How would I eat food?" He says to the guy with a mechanical hand who uses it just fine.
I mean even as a joke it Is a bit justified, Dooku resents prosthetics
Not sure why Dooku is worried about his disability standing before someone with a working robot hand
"What if we just wait until it's over?" 😆
I love that the prequels are now appreciated.
I still think they're bad but they've got a lot of material for me to make memes with
Anakin commits a war crime under the very recent laws of Earth, a civilization that may or may not even exist in his reality, or time, in an unknown galaxy.
It's been a long while, but I'm pretty sure they reference war crimes for very similar reasons as ours in Clone Wars? I found a reference to torturing prisoners on wookiepedia at least.
I mean to be fair, Dooku can just get the same prosthetic as Anakin for both of his hands
So the last sith dies because of a terrible miscalculation on how gung ho the clones are.
War crime? That didn't stop Anakin from committing various other war crimes during Clone Wars 💀
That's because the republic doesn't have a definite agreement regarding war and how to conduct it
There's no galaxy spanning standard of how to conduct war in a conflict
One planet's rules are ignored by another
I liked the one where during the Ryloth campaign he faked surrendering then flew a Venator right into the enemy capital ship
@@Daldi564 I personally prefer the one where he uses torture as interrogate method right in front of translator droid that just translates shit with zero fcks given about Anakin torturing unarmed prisoner in very dark side way(Jedis havent really been using force choking, while sith pretty much use it every fight). Gotta love that if anyone asked the droid how Anakin got the info out of him, they would find out dude was walked in and did it with very little to no hesitation
@@legendaryjimbob7685 that was certainly some excellent foreshadowing of what Anakin would one day become. Loved that we had some Darth Vader teases throughout TCW
@@rejvaik00
False surrender is a war crime in any war, even without prior agreements, because it just means your own side can't surrender any more and has to flee or fight to the death every single time. If you act in bad faith after a surrender, the enemy can't trust your surrenders any more, and has no reason to accept them. It hurts your own side, more than it could possibly hurt the enemy. Even if it earns you a decisive victory that wins the entire war, your faction cannot be trusted if there's ever another war ever again.
It actually looked like dooku didnt mean to chop anakins arm off 😂 ive always thought that. Anakins arm was just stuck out and he had like 5 seconds to react to dooku swinging at it and he just didnt move😂 then dooku just sighs and has this look on his face like “welp. That just happened.”
Palpatine: You will kill this Sith Lord for me!!
Anakin: Nah.... I don't feel like it...
missed the chance for dooku to say "I'm too weak"
Dooku is the least evil Sith of all time. I bet he has really good table manners.
"Good sir, would you please pass the salt. Oh just a little more there. You see, I have no hands OR I WOULD DO IT MYSELF!"
Well, technically there is a sith less evil than dooku, but that is because that shift was around during a time of general peace and all he really did was start a business
Could't he just get cybernetic hands?
@@Pyxis10 Didn't you see Luke working on one hand by using the other? Doesn't work if you lose both. Messed up Vader pretty bad. He was never the same after.
The way dooku looks at palpatine like “Master what the fuck?!”
Shia LaBouef, not realizing he's quoting Darth Sideous: "DOOOOO ITTTTT!!!!! JUUUSTTT DOOOO ITTTT!!!!!!"
Nike, not realizing they're quoting Darth Sideous: "Just do it."
Anakin: "The subliminal messaging of these useful idiots is counterproductive to the good governance of a military fighting force. Executing this prisoner would be a war crime, and it would be a crime against Humanity because the order came directly from the Chancellor of the Republic himself. He's probably just tired and hungry though. Not a bad guy."
In this timeline, Anakin has emotional stability!
Questioning the brilliance of the _Palpatine Prequel Plan™_ Ani?
Beyond treason 😡
A powerful Sith you will not become
😤👎
“I’m so tired of looking at his stupid face and listen to him talk about politics all the time”
I can relate to this
I thought Obi-Wan was just going to be unconscious during this disagreement but having him be awake and just choosing to keep lying there away from everyone is so much funnier.
I love how Anakin says: “if you want him dead so bad, why don’t you just kill him?” As if he already knows he’s a Sith Lord and just doesn’t give a shit.
Palpas should've said "Because I'm handcuffed to this chair, you numbskull! What do you expect me to do, shoot lightning from my fingertips or soemthing?"
If you like Dooku so bad, why don't you just marry him!?
*anakin kills dooku*
1:57 "I pride myself on being a gentleman."
Well, he IS Christopher Lee after all.
I never thought of that…why would the clones attack the ship the Chancellor is on 😂
i love how in the beginning even dooku wants to die... he literally explains how he can hurt annie with the force while his arms are gone LOL
Alright! Who is this and what has he done with Anakin? The real Anakin would never use his noggin before committing a war crime!
Cry
This actually sounds like something Palpatine would say.
I like how Obi Wan is slightly quieter because he's both facedown and further away. But he keeps his nonchalant tone
Dooku: "I can order the Separatists to surrender."
The enemy cannot use his lightsaber if you disable his hands
Star Wars in a nutshell (except for the sequel trilogy, surprised nobody important lost a hand or arm)
Dooku: I could kill you with the force but clothing myself and eating would be impossible
"I'm so tired of ... listening to him talk about politics all the time." Palps wanted to get rid of Dooku because Dooku kept telling him that he cannot agree with Palps' idea of paying for the Death Star with expensive trade tariffs and high tax rates. ;)
Idk why but the incessant lightsaber hum in the background is hilarious
He is basically armless
My son: "Dad, why is my sister named Rose???"
Me: "because your mom loves Roses"
My son: "oh, ok, thanks dad"
Me: "your welcome Doit Palpatine"
I’m looking forward to seeing more fallout content from you IARESMART and good funny video here
Bro keep making more of these they are hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your voice impersonations are hilarious 😂
I mean to be Fair Dooku should’ve either just become a damn force ghost or be put on Trail for his crimes and he said he was sorry for Chopping off Anakin’s right Arm so therefore Dooku is basically redeemed before Anakin kills him in the actual movie so plz guys agree with me..
Bro anakin sounds like forrest gump
Palpatine saying that he’s too dangerous to be left alive just about a day or two later, mace says he’s too dangerous to be left alive and that he doesn’t agree
Ankin doesn't want 2 Dew It
Somehow Anakin blew up the returned Death Star
"I don't understand what fiction is and am obsessed with calling everything anyone does in war a wAr cRiMe."
I always thought it misleading to call a force user unarmed even if he has no arms. Right after this, Anakin and Obi-Wan are "disarmed". You know how that went.
Dooku gets some fancy robots hands it'll be fine!
Also, let's not forget Grievous is just a few floors down, chilling. I kinda wonder if he knew this whole thing was going on.
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
3:20
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine would all receive posthumous Medals of Honor for their key role in ending the Clone Wars. Senator Padme Amidala Skywalker ascended the role of the chancellorship, and would eventually give birth to two healthy twins Luke and Leia Skywalker, themselves destined to play key roles in the future of the Republic and the Jedi Order respectively.
Obi wan sounds like Sovietwomble 😊
Anakin has been breaking many war crimes before.
Palpatine: "I'm so tired at looking at his stupid face and listening to him talk about politics all the time."
Anakin: Wait, what do you mean 'all the time'?"
Palpatine: "I beg your pardon?"
Anakin: "You said you've been 'looking at his stupid face and listening to him talk about politics *all the time*'."
Dooku: "You didn't have to repeat the 'stupid' part, Anakin."
Anakin: "And he's our enemy."
Palpatine: "Yeah...so...? What does that have to do with anything?"
Anakin: **Turns to face Palpatine** "It means you're in cahoots with the enemy."
Palpatine: "WHAT?! HOW DID YOU-I-I mean... No, I'm not."
Dooku: "Yes, he is!"
Anakin: **To Dooku** "What do you mean?"
Palpatine: "Dooku, shut up!"
Dooku: "Back on Geonosis, I told Obi-Wan that the Republic was under the control of a dark lord of the Sith. And the Sith Lord I was talking about is the chancellor. He's responsible for eveything, including the war!"
Palpatine: "I said *SHUT UP!"*
Anakin: **To Palpatine** "Is it true? Are you a Sith Lord?"
Palpatine: N-no, of course not. H-he's obviously lying, Anakin."
Dooku: "No, I'm not."
Palaptine: "Yes, you are!"
Dooku: "Search your feelings, Anakin. You know it to be true."
Anakin: "TRAITOR!" **Raises lightsabers**
Palpatine: "Wait, Anakin! Don't! If you kill me, I won't be able to save your wife from certain death!"
Anakin: "... How did you know about that?"
Palpatine: "Know about what?"
Anakin: "About all the visions I've been having regarding Padme dying in childbirth. I haven't even told anyone about them yet."
Dooku: "Oh, he used the Force to plant them in your head so that he could claim that he could save her from dying and make you turn to the dark side."
Anakin: "YOU WHAT?!"
Palaptine: "I'm really starting to regret that I told you any this, Dooku."
Anakin: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" **Swings lightsabers**
Palpatine: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO-"
*Written and Directed by*
*GEORGE LUCAS*
do it do it DO IT
Anakin: Too be fair they were being shot at by the droids that were still on the ship
0:33 I guess you could say...
He's basically _armless..._
Who knows that there even are things that are considered war crimes in Star Wars though. They may never have had a Geneva convention type thing 😂
Dooku uses his hand stubs for force lightning
Yeah I never thought about the fleet attacking the ship with them on it
I love ObiWan in these skits, just chilling in the corner 😄
He should've mentioned he is a War Criminal tbh, like the whole deal with the Zygerrians was Dookus doing fir example.
I really love your videos with Anakin/Vader and Palpatine
The good ending.
Famous last words
i'm so glad this isn't ai 😭 it's so much funnier when real people say this
This is gold.
Remember when Anakin was a genius as a child? Padme sucked the IQ right out of him.
This is how it should have actually happened if it were not for plot and stuff
doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit
Now do the version where dooku is just rollong around on the floor screaming in agony because both of his wrists are lumps of charred meat and cauterised bone
How do I Not laugh at this it's fucking funny 😂
Anakin: He's harmless now
Dooku: No I'm not i can still use the force.
Who's the idiot actually here???
This video is soo underrated 😂
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT
#deadfromlaughing