Anakin Doesn't Want to Do It
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- Chancellor Palpatine tells Anakin to dew it but Anakin doesn't want to dew it because he suddenly realized that it's a bad thing to do.
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I love how Palps just becomes a 5-year-old begging Anakin to kill Dooku
Honestly, this is very true to Anakin's character. He's known for not taking orders and doing things his own way, so why would he now start taking orders from old man Palpatine.
"Well I *was* going to kill him but now I don't want to!"
He killed doku which wasn't the jedi way and then argues about the jedi way to mace windu😊
Ok, but also Dooku quite literally cut one of his arms off last movie, along with injuring Obi wan, someone who partly raised him and trained him. And now having literally watched Dooku potentially kill/injury Obi wan like minute ago, he was fuming at Dooku so revenge was something he was very much considering, so wasnt really just taking orders from Palpatine, more of Palpatine fueling his worst impulses and Anakin being conflicted about with wanting revenge and knowing its not the Jedi way. So while Anakin not taking orders is very much true to his character, but so is being impulsive about his feelings and Palpatine was fueling and manipulating him for years to let those feelings control his actions, while the Jedi's were trying to tell/teach him not to let his feeling affect him, guess which is easier?
Because while Anakin may not take orders he can be convinced very easily
Also Palpatine has basically spent the last 15 or so years being his father figure since Obi-Wan couldn't pull that off.
Palpy just accidentally told them to execute order 65, which is "Shoot at the ship I'm currently on".
Pretty much:
> Order 65 stated that if a majority of the Senate or the Security Council declared that the Supreme Chancellor-at that time Palpatine-was unfit for duty, the Chancellor was to be arrested or, if necessary, killed.
Order 65 was: the chancelor has betrayed the republic, kill them.
It served 2 porpuse:
1)if someone discovered the mind control chips it wouldn't be obvious that they were made to kill the Jedi
2)if someone else was elected he could assasinated them
Actually basically the canonical order 65 tho
Anakin thinking before commiting a war crime Impossible!
A false surrender is a war crime, but it doesn't matter if good guys do it.
Then the bad guys are bad for killing surrendering people
Yeah, he might be a war criminal, but it's not like he's a sociopath.
@@nb2008nc he might be a war criminal, but he has Standarts!
OBI WAN JUST CASUALLY TALKING ON THE FLOOR XD
That would break the Geonosian Conventions.
They were very serious about officiating those after the reports about Ki Adi Mundi using flamethrowers on indigenous people's
You mean the Yavin Code?
I like the idea that Obi-Wan was awake the whole time but found the ground comfortable and just took a nap
Palpatine’s entire argument is “Do it”, and Anakin’s argument is “Nuh-uh”
The f**k you mean Nuh-uh?!
@@jacklee6582Nuh Uh. Your not the narrator
@@nakitaluckysibih5581 ye huh yes i am
I expected some "I don't want it" Memes from GoT Season 8
"I'll try surrendering. That's a good trick!"
Should have named it "dew it"
Mountain Dew missed a branding opportunity when the prequels came out
@@early4thegameNOWbiggest missed apportunity in history.
Alternative ending: Dooku is taken for interrogation and rats out palpatine and the republic lives happily ever after
And then goes into another civil war 20 years later or just falls apart one day
Palpatine: DO IT!
Dooku: CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS THE SITH!
Anakin:…Wait, what?
I Understood That Reference 🤓 😎
I always thought that this would be the reasonable reaction for Dooku to have once he realized that he was being betrayed. Like BRUH.
@@TheoMartin_ Yeah 😂
If I were Dooku, I would’ve started singing like a canary
@@user-zb8hz3qf3x Well, when you say it like THAT, it sounds like snitching. I'm pretty sure that there's a "snitches get stitches" stipulation in both the sith AND the bro code. So maybe George Lucas realized that, and kept it 100.
@@TheoMartin_ Maybe 😂
But if you get stabbed in the back, then you should probably be ready to strike back
Im surprised dooku didnt rat palpatine out. He persuaded dooku to become his apprantice promosing because of his skill, will be the most skilled fighter ever and then literally in the blink of an eye ditched him for another force user. Hes like "hey man join me and you will be unstoppable" and then did a 180 when things went boo boo and tossed him out as if he was molded garbage. Why dooku didnt fire back when his master told a kid to pop a cap in his ass is beyond me. Grown rich man with insermoutable hubris was silent as if palpatine was his alcholic dad lol
Plot & Story writing
Plus Palpatine was using force persuasion
Dooku isn't s snitch
One could argue he was in shock. He literally just had both his hands lopped off (and the nerves were probably still burning like hell. Not to mention he was beaten by someone he really didn't respect all that much. So both physically and mentally stunned into silence.
Half of anakins arm was chopped off by dooku, all he said was oowie ;(
I remember reading a comment somewhere where they said palpatine used the force to make dooku silent af, so yeah force silence totally canon
Meanwhile Lego Anakin shows 0 hesitation and kills him unprompted, bet he enjoyed it
Lego can be a bit more aggressive than given credit for. Another case? Lego Grievous actually kills Commander Cody, randomly enough.
It's like Palpatine is always so happy in the actual SW universe because everybody plays into his charade.
And he probably gets to hog all the dark side cookies to himself.
Hogging all of the cookies?! What a monster!😡
Clone trooper: wait isn’t that the ship palpatin is on
Gunner: *looks out window seeing 30 of the same ship* fortune favors the bold!
Actually, this ship was kinda extra big, so it was obvious where Palpatine was.
well.. at least he didn't bring up *DICHOTOMY*
He simply did not have time to mention the dichotomy of severed hands, which clearly symbolizes the helplessness of man in matters of his mortality.
It's not a war crime if he waits till war is over, then it's just a regular crime.
Anakin and Dooku becoming best buds is a reality I didn't know I needed
2:47 of course you didn't saw that coming you are facing the wrong way
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
Your Anakin gets more muscle for brains from video to video
My favorite part is Obi-Wan's responses being quieter.
Correction: HALF the ship the Supreme Chancellor is on.
I'm glad someone remembered how stupid the captain of the Guarlara was.
You mean our old friend Captain Needa?
@@occam7382 I prefer to think that this was Admiral Ozzel's first mission and it began his long tradition of failing Vader.
War crime? That didn't stop Anakin from committing various other war crimes during Clone Wars 💀
That's because the republic doesn't have a definite agreement regarding war and how to conduct it
There's no galaxy spanning standard of how to conduct war in a conflict
One planet's rules are ignored by another
I liked the one where during the Ryloth campaign he faked surrendering then flew a Venator right into the enemy capital ship
@@Daldi564 I personally prefer the one where he uses torture as interrogate method right in front of translator droid that just translates shit with zero fcks given about Anakin torturing unarmed prisoner in very dark side way(Jedis havent really been using force choking, while sith pretty much use it every fight). Gotta love that if anyone asked the droid how Anakin got the info out of him, they would find out dude was walked in and did it with very little to no hesitation
@@legendaryjimbob7685 that was certainly some excellent foreshadowing of what Anakin would one day become. Loved that we had some Darth Vader teases throughout TCW
@@rejvaik00
False surrender is a war crime in any war, even without prior agreements, because it just means your own side can't surrender any more and has to flee or fight to the death every single time. If you act in bad faith after a surrender, the enemy can't trust your surrenders any more, and has no reason to accept them. It hurts your own side, more than it could possibly hurt the enemy. Even if it earns you a decisive victory that wins the entire war, your faction cannot be trusted if there's ever another war ever again.
Mace enter the chat:
"He's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
It actually looked like dooku didnt mean to chop anakins arm off 😂 ive always thought that. Anakins arm was just stuck out and he had like 5 seconds to react to dooku swinging at it and he just didnt move😂 then dooku just sighs and has this look on his face like “welp. That just happened.”
Questioning the brilliance of the _Palpatine Prequel Plan™_ Ani?
Beyond treason 😡
A powerful Sith you will not become
😤👎
So the last sith dies because of a terrible miscalculation on how gung ho the clones are.
"But without hands, how would I dress myself? How would I eat food?" He says to the guy with a mechanical hand who uses it just fine.
I mean even as a joke it Is a bit justified, Dooku resents prosthetics
"What if we just wait until it's over?" 😆
Dooku is such a nice guy, it makes me feel kinda bad.
missed the chance for dooku to say "I'm too weak"
I mean to be fair, Dooku can just get the same prosthetic as Anakin for both of his hands
I never thought of that…why would the clones attack the ship the Chancellor is on 😂
Dooku is the least evil Sith of all time. I bet he has really good table manners.
"Good sir, would you please pass the salt. Oh just a little more there. You see, I have no hands OR I WOULD DO IT MYSELF!"
Well, technically there is a sith less evil than dooku, but that is because that shift was around during a time of general peace and all he really did was start a business
Could't he just get cybernetic hands?
@@Pyxis10 Didn't you see Luke working on one hand by using the other? Doesn't work if you lose both. Messed up Vader pretty bad. He was never the same after.
Shia LaBouef, not realizing he's quoting Darth Sideous: "DOOOOO ITTTTT!!!!! JUUUSTTT DOOOO ITTTT!!!!!!"
Nike, not realizing they're quoting Darth Sideous: "Just do it."
Anakin: "The subliminal messaging of these useful idiots is counterproductive to the good governance of a military fighting force. Executing this prisoner would be a war crime, and it would be a crime against Humanity because the order came directly from the Chancellor of the Republic himself. He's probably just tired and hungry though. Not a bad guy."
I thought Obi-Wan was just going to be unconscious during this disagreement but having him be awake and just choosing to keep lying there away from everyone is so much funnier.
Not sure why Dooku is worried about his disability standing before someone with a working robot hand
Anakin commits a war crime under the very recent laws of Earth, a civilization that may or may not even exist in his reality, or time, in an unknown galaxy.
It's been a long while, but I'm pretty sure they reference war crimes for very similar reasons as ours in Clone Wars? I found a reference to torturing prisoners on wookiepedia at least.
I love that the prequels are now appreciated.
I still think they're bad but they've got a lot of material for me to make memes with
Idk why but the incessant lightsaber hum in the background is hilarious
0:34 *basically armless
The way dooku looks at palpatine like “Master what the fuck?!”
I’m looking forward to seeing more fallout content from you IARESMART and good funny video here
In this timeline, Anakin has emotional stability!
Your voice impersonations are hilarious 😂
My son: "Dad, why is my sister named Rose???"
Me: "because your mom loves Roses"
My son: "oh, ok, thanks dad"
Me: "your welcome Doit Palpatine"
Bro keep making more of these they are hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you like Dooku so bad, why don't you just marry him!?
*anakin kills dooku*
The enemy cannot use his lightsaber if you disable his hands
Star Wars in a nutshell (except for the sequel trilogy, surprised nobody important lost a hand or arm)
Dooku: I could kill you with the force but clothing myself and eating would be impossible
Palpatine: You will kill this Sith Lord for me!!
Anakin: Nah.... I don't feel like it...
Well, Hayden Christensen is a Canadian, so war crimes would be culturally appropriate.
“I’m so tired of looking at his stupid face and listen to him talk about politics all the time”
I can relate to this
Dooku: "I can order the Separatists to surrender."
Alright! Who is this and what has he done with Anakin? The real Anakin would never use his noggin before committing a war crime!
Cry
How do I Not laugh at this it's fucking funny 😂
Palpatine’s face at 2:01 is so hilarious.
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Anakin: Too be fair they were being shot at by the droids that were still on the ship
do it do it DO IT
This is gold.
Obi wan sounds like Sovietwomble 😊
This video is soo underrated 😂
Dooku gets some fancy robots hands it'll be fine!
He is basically armless
i love how in the beginning even dooku wants to die... he literally explains how he can hurt annie with the force while his arms are gone LOL
"I'm so tired of ... listening to him talk about politics all the time." Palps wanted to get rid of Dooku because Dooku kept telling him that he cannot agree with Palps' idea of paying for the Death Star with expensive trade tariffs and high tax rates. ;)
"I don't understand what fiction is and am obsessed with calling everything anyone does in war a wAr cRiMe."
I love how Anakin says: “if you want him dead so bad, why don’t you just kill him?” As if he already knows he’s a Sith Lord and just doesn’t give a shit.
Palpatine saying that he’s too dangerous to be left alive just about a day or two later, mace says he’s too dangerous to be left alive and that he doesn’t agree
I like how Obi Wan is slightly quieter because he's both facedown and further away. But he keeps his nonchalant tone
Now do the version where dooku is just rollong around on the floor screaming in agony because both of his wrists are lumps of charred meat and cauterised bone
Bro anakin sounds like forrest gump
The good ending.
I mean to be Fair Dooku should’ve either just become a damn force ghost or be put on Trail for his crimes and he said he was sorry for Chopping off Anakin’s right Arm so therefore Dooku is basically redeemed before Anakin kills him in the actual movie so plz guys agree with me..
I love ObiWan in these skits, just chilling in the corner 😄
Dooku uses his hand stubs for force lightning
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT
#deadfromlaughing
This didn't make sense to me in the movie. If Anakin spares Dooku, how they were they getting off the ship? They came in on two starfighters with room for 1 person each, they didn't even have enough room for Palpatine. They clearly expected to go back and get back into their fighters because R2D2 was left guarding the door. Was their plan to just carry Dooku with them, who can still very much use the force and get robot hands to replace his hands like Anakin did, and fly down on their starfighters? Don't forget, Obi Wan is still unconcscious at this time, so his plan would've been bring two elderly people and Obi Wan, one of which is a hostile prisoner in his own ship with a lot of his allies still there, back to their fighters, hope Obi Wan wakes up and then what? Anakin puts Palpatine on his lap, Obi Wan puts Dooku on his lap and then they fly down? What if Dooku attempts to fight back and escape?
Killing Dooku made complete sense and was in line with how the Jedi acted. Jedi, on multiple occasions, mercilessly slaughtered people, they didn't stop once they stopped being threats. Mace Windu could have cut off Jango Fetts arms or something but he chose to decapitate him. Obi Wan kills Darth Maul when he could have also cut off his arm, and later he kills Grevious when he could've just hit him a few times in his chest to weaken and capture him.
A good argument. But it all hinges on Obi-wan and Anakin actually having had a plan. I submit that they did not in fact have a plan.
Killing in the heat of battle is not the same as killing someone who is at your mercy. They were more like keepers of the peace and became more like soldiers however. Maul and Grievous were still standing and had their hands and were very much a threat. Dooku no longer was. Yes Dooku can use the force but he was clearly submitting.
Besides, are you telling me that these large ships did not have escape pods ?
How is it that Rick Moranis managed to have a malfunctioning ship in a future that never works but his escape pods were fully operational ?
Is this pod racing ?
@@Mikewee777Do droids need escape pods? How manu non-droids are usually on a separatist ship, anyway? We only seem to see people escape by ship. I'm thinking they probably didn't put in escape pods, or if they did, they put very few.
Clearly the plan was to commandeer the (remainder of) the ship and bellywalk it to the Jedi temple. Made perfect sense. R2D2 is known for doing his own thing, so don't mind him.
0:33 I guess you could say...
He's basically _armless..._
Famous last words
I really love your videos with Anakin/Vader and Palpatine
This is great
Somehow Anakin blew up the returned Death Star
Anakin has been breaking many war crimes before.
3:20
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine would all receive posthumous Medals of Honor for their key role in ending the Clone Wars. Senator Padme Amidala Skywalker ascended the role of the chancellorship, and would eventually give birth to two healthy twins Luke and Leia Skywalker, themselves destined to play key roles in the future of the Republic and the Jedi Order respectively.
Remember when Anakin was a genius as a child? Padme sucked the IQ right out of him.
Monty Python vibes 😂
Anakin: He's harmless now
Dooku: No I'm not i can still use the force.
Who's the idiot actually here???
Yeah I never thought about the fleet attacking the ship with them on it
This seems like if Clone Wars Anakin was in this situation. (no hate to the movies, just noticing- I freaking love the movies).
Also, let's not forget Grievous is just a few floors down, chilling. I kinda wonder if he knew this whole thing was going on.
He should've mentioned he is a War Criminal tbh, like the whole deal with the Zygerrians was Dookus doing fir example.
I always thought it misleading to call a force user unarmed even if he has no arms. Right after this, Anakin and Obi-Wan are "disarmed". You know how that went.
Who knows that there even are things that are considered war crimes in Star Wars though. They may never have had a Geneva convention type thing 😂
doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit
1:07 robot hands.
This is hilarious! I don’t know if you’re a TCW fan but I’d love to see what you do with TCW characters
Are these not Clone Wars characters?
@@IARESMART8 yes I was referring to characters like Ahsoka, Rex, Fives, Ventress. But it was just a suggestion love the content Vader and Palpatine are perfectly done