Tortuga's Death Scene - Breaking Bad (Season 3, Episode 3)

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  • @tlakuikani4790
    @tlakuikani4790 3 месяца назад +3011

    the bartender was probably going to warn him there were 2 bad guy heading his way, but he remembered he only serves drinks.

    • @Mr.Nobody_97
      @Mr.Nobody_97 2 месяца назад +88

      Respect goes a long way

    • @bajorekjon
      @bajorekjon 2 месяца назад

      He knew not to interfere with Bolsa and the Salamancas. Plus he was being a dick

    • @arguntusmaximus
      @arguntusmaximus 2 месяца назад +262

      Actually he was discretely warning him that everyone in the bar was after his ass. The first phrases can be interpreted as: "Be careful. This is a bad time. You shouldn't be here".
      Tortuga didn't listen.

    • @GivinGame
      @GivinGame Месяц назад +45

      He did try to warn him

    • @MonstaMack555
      @MonstaMack555 Месяц назад +4

      The German says to wait here

  • @WhatTheScoots
    @WhatTheScoots 3 месяца назад +4974

    Getting his head removed is a subtle hint that the mafia boss is very angry with Tortuga. Great writing!

  • @FireFist4
    @FireFist4 3 месяца назад +2211

    For those having a hard time to read it, the writing says 'Hola DEA' referring to him snitching on the cartel to the DEA.

    • @kwame8208
      @kwame8208 3 месяца назад +37

      This is what I was looking for lol! Thank you

    • @somerandomassguyontheinter2869
      @somerandomassguyontheinter2869 2 месяца назад +115

      as soon as he said “big talker” i knew it was wraps for bro

    • @dimitriosdoulgeris4659
      @dimitriosdoulgeris4659 2 месяца назад +26

      Thanks, bro. I couldn't read the word after "HOLA". Now I know.

    • @secondarytrollaccount666
      @secondarytrollaccount666 2 месяца назад +22

      ​@@somerandomassguyontheinter2869 your words they flow like a waterfall

    • @Pitabrot
      @Pitabrot 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@somerandomassguyontheinter2869 I doubt that philosopho doesn't mean the same in English, therefore it's not necessarily a bad thing in terms of wording

  • @heehoostockdude2338
    @heehoostockdude2338 3 месяца назад +3161

    The Rock: you cannot kill me or humilliate me in my movies or shows i appear in
    Machete: Go wild with me, Vince

    • @therealsamasima
      @therealsamasima 3 месяца назад +226

      Machete's job is just getting murked every single time lmao

    • @monomono9627
      @monomono9627 3 месяца назад +348

      IIRC Dany stated that he would not play the part of a criminal or villain unless the character was unalived

    • @monomono9627
      @monomono9627 3 месяца назад +33

      Also wasn't The Rock unalived in that DOOM movie from 2005?

    • @davidlane1248
      @davidlane1248 3 месяца назад +356

      ​@@monomono9627 *killed
      Don't be a censorship simp. This isn't tiktok

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver 3 месяца назад +89

      ​@@monomono9627That was before he got popular enough to demand his character never loses, he was also offed in the scorpion king.

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 4 месяца назад +2652

    Being the “Tortoise” he was too slow to get his pistol out.

    • @ParaDox-xb3qw
      @ParaDox-xb3qw 4 месяца назад +23

      That's because the twins grabbed it.

    • @alexshank1414
      @alexshank1414 4 месяца назад +105

      @@ParaDox-xb3qw 🤦🏻‍♂️Jesus. Because he was too slow…Because he’s called the “Tortoise”….Because tortoises are slow. Get it now?

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 4 месяца назад +6

      @@ParaDox-xb3qw Whoosh!

    • @ParaDox-xb3qw
      @ParaDox-xb3qw 4 месяца назад

      @@alexshank1414 lol!!

    • @nekotori7043
      @nekotori7043 4 месяца назад +3

      That's because the twins grabbed it

  • @ramsaybolton6405
    @ramsaybolton6405 4 месяца назад +2424

    He should have realized sh*t was about to hit the fan when Bolsa said "Your words flow like a waterfall"

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 4 месяца назад +103

      he kinda did but was like naaa no way

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 4 месяца назад +241

      He did. Could you not tell he was nervous the entire time? All he could do was play along since he wasn’t 100% sure he was caught.

    • @keyboardwarria
      @keyboardwarria 4 месяца назад +132

      he should have realized as soon as bolsa said "I knew i could find you here" or "don't you have something to deliver?"

    • @Indyk12pl
      @Indyk12pl 4 месяца назад +17

      Dude boss of mafia give a present in your birthday when you are in mafia?

    • @DavejrJr-pf2dd
      @DavejrJr-pf2dd 3 месяца назад +11

      why was he killed? was it because he was snitching to the DEA?

  • @caspertoo
    @caspertoo 4 месяца назад +1242

    He doesn’t say “for the big talker” he says “for the philosopher”

    • @syrinx114
      @syrinx114 4 месяца назад +69

      Earlier they translate that as “deep thinker.” It seems maybe they are implying that “deep thinker” and “big talker” are somehow related ideas. Or, they intentionally mistranslated it to make the subtitles more interesting than they otherwise would have been, because they didn’t want to reshoot the scene with a new script. Either way, it is a strange choice that they translated the same word in two such different ways.

    • @jrayv
      @jrayv 4 месяца назад +5

      @@syrinx114 Philosopher for the W.

    • @alexanderbarrientos9925
      @alexanderbarrientos9925 3 месяца назад +4

      @@syrinx114he’s talking about the part where Bolsa was writing on the tortoise. Some of the translation in the series is off

    • @HaruTch4303
      @HaruTch4303 3 месяца назад +40

      ​​@@syrinx114no, it's cuz Filosofo has a different meaning in spanish. u use it for someone who's a smartass and talkative, like a "philosopher" the connotation here is sarcastic. kinda hard to translate to english properly without it sounding unnatural

    • @1trueNRG
      @1trueNRG 2 месяца назад +7

      I think by philosopher he means, essentially, someone who thinks out loud. this is a way to call him a thinker, but the real point is to say you talk/snitch a lot.

  • @imsqeker69420
    @imsqeker69420 Месяц назад +191

    There was so much red flags, the bartender requesting to be cautious when drinking, how Bolsa mentions tortuga being a Talker, forgetting the birthday yet already having a gift prepared in the back.

    • @isabellejoestar2455
      @isabellejoestar2455 Месяц назад +18

      So, weird thing because Breaking Bad kinda translates stuff without accuracy, but he actually says "I missed your birthday last month". So that's why he has his "gift" in the back.

    • @imsqeker69420
      @imsqeker69420 Месяц назад +15

      @@isabellejoestar2455 either way, having the gift prepared in a completely opposite place he came from is a major red flag, and even his mannerisms seem off.

    • @ford-wp1yq
      @ford-wp1yq Месяц назад +13

      Yeah, when I first watched this not knowing his fate, the bartender didn't raise my suspension. But then with Bolsa saying how he's so talkative, my senses started to go off. I called it that if he followed him he was dead

  • @theedeeone
    @theedeeone 22 дня назад +64

    Yall know why Danny Trejo dies in almost every roll he plays? For specifically “bad guy” characters he plays, he asks that his character dies to show that a life of crime is not one to follow, and you will end up 6ft under

    • @axx012
      @axx012 4 дня назад +3

      Yeah, he was a real-life criminal, the consequences taught him a lesson to teach others not to do that same road.

  • @kyleblack1206
    @kyleblack1206 4 месяца назад +1015

    Soon as he said “I have a present” he knew he was dead

    • @kingofawesomeness5375
      @kingofawesomeness5375 3 месяца назад +11

      Yeah but it's your Jefe, what are you gonna do, say no?

    • @scottl8373
      @scottl8373 3 месяца назад +29

      Yup should have capped the boss when he was walking behind him into the back room and then taken his chances getting out of there

    • @zvecarka
      @zvecarka 2 месяца назад +35

      If he knew it, he wouldnt even step there 💀

    • @kyleblack1206
      @kyleblack1206 2 месяца назад

      @@zvecarka yes he would. Because if he didn’t he’s dead either way. It’s the cartel. You can literally see the look on his face and in his voice. He’s clearly uncomfortable

    • @robdixson196
      @robdixson196 2 месяца назад +24

      He was clueless. The boss stroked his ego a bit and instantly had him eating out of his hand. That's why he was boss. The ability to read and manipulate people.

  • @johnye4433
    @johnye4433 4 месяца назад +836

    Tortuga is another original character that will be remembered fondly

  • @corey1054
    @corey1054 4 месяца назад +1130

    Honestly considering what the Cartel is known for doing to civillians that rat them out to the police, Let alone one of their own members, Tortuga got off easy. Was over in less than a momute.

    • @disciernee
      @disciernee 4 месяца назад +28

      That was because of the old times

    • @clursunny
      @clursunny 4 месяца назад +73

      @@discierneenot at all. Back then they would do just as bad😊

    • @TheGreatestDarn
      @TheGreatestDarn 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@clursunny
      Indeed.
      Ask Kiki Camarena.

    • @nothosaur
      @nothosaur 4 месяца назад +84

      @@TheGreatestDarn Rights. Kiki was t0rtured over a 30-hour period. They stabbed him in the head with a metal rod and broke his ribs. Tortuga got off easy.

    • @ThurimHammer-op3xd
      @ThurimHammer-op3xd 4 месяца назад +33

      Saw a guy get his arms broken in multiple place with a bat and then two dude holding them by the hands and shaking them like noodles until he passed out from the pain.

  • @deana6072
    @deana6072 3 месяца назад +410

    I love the fact everyone in that bar was in on it.

    • @CaffeinePanda
      @CaffeinePanda Месяц назад +77

      Not necessarily in on it, they're just not going to risk doing anything about it, especially for a guy they don't care about. It's cartel business, for everyone else "working in the dirt" isn't so bad after all.

    • @martincarrillo8695
      @martincarrillo8695 Месяц назад +2

      Si se involucran estan los hermanos para que recapaciten

    • @ford-wp1yq
      @ford-wp1yq Месяц назад

      Like the other guy said, if I'm a poor worker from town barely making ends meet, and I jst heard a cartel execution take place, I'm not gonna say anything
      What I gonna do go to the cops? They paid off. Feds? They're family of the cartel!

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk 21 день назад +6

      This bar is known for people losing their heads. Happens like every second or third day.

    • @jay_william17
      @jay_william17 17 дней назад +2

      They're just minding their own business.

  • @sotheofdaein
    @sotheofdaein 4 месяца назад +228

    I love how danny trejo is still making memes about this to this day.

    • @d00mg4ze
      @d00mg4ze 3 месяца назад +36

      Apparently its a near and dear trope to his heart that the villain meets a bad end.

    • @Pitabrot
      @Pitabrot 2 месяца назад +31

      ​@@d00mg4zeword, he doesn't want to glorify crime, that's why U can't see him in any movie with it where he gets away

    • @LicoriceLain
      @LicoriceLain 17 дней назад +1

      @@Pitabrot Or game.

  • @sir_tearsheet
    @sir_tearsheet 4 месяца назад +725

    RIP to the tortoise.

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator 4 месяца назад +4

      That wasn't a tortoise, that was a toad

    • @knowwe
      @knowwe 4 месяца назад +39

      Takes "shell shocked" to a whole new level doesn't it

    • @FreedomLovingFox
      @FreedomLovingFox 4 месяца назад +5

      @@youtube.commentatorThe Tortoise was also punished…just being

  • @IamPinhead
    @IamPinhead 4 месяца назад +391

    Have a feeling he knew Juan Bolsa was there to ice him when he mentioned the birthday gift.

    • @IamPinhead
      @IamPinhead 4 месяца назад +21

      @@TomboyRespector I am very smart and cool, my mom says so

    • @loxism72
      @loxism72 2 месяца назад

      ​@@IamPinheadyer maws a dirty mate.

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 2 месяца назад +23

      Even before that, he was showing subtle signs of suspicion. Or he was at least not 100% comfortable with the boss suddenly showing up.

  • @owenmajor1314
    @owenmajor1314 Месяц назад +23

    “You’ve got such a way with words, they flow like a waterfall”
    This guy dropped so many hints throughout this conversation that he was going to kill him lol

  • @Drone_PilotSG
    @Drone_PilotSG 4 месяца назад +502

    Machete gets macheted

    • @garnan92
      @garnan92 3 месяца назад +23

      You meant: machete fue macheteado hahaha

    • @gusflores5947
      @gusflores5947 2 месяца назад +1

      Brilliant

    • @TeOmekaHawera
      @TeOmekaHawera Месяц назад +1

      I was looking for this comnent 😂

    • @rngnodal9316
      @rngnodal9316 19 дней назад +1

      Exactly haha

  • @duckpwnd
    @duckpwnd Месяц назад +30

    I really liked Juan Bolsa's character and he makes for an interesting contrast compared to the rest of the cartel. He's not unhinged, he doesn't revel in bloodshed, he's not outwardly intimidating, he's just straight business and pragmatism. He would have made a better leader than Don Eladio.

  • @noahrose2132
    @noahrose2132 8 дней назад +7

    I never understand how people think Tortuga knew he was about to be iced the entire time, you can very clearly see the moment he freaked out when he read "Hola DEA"

    • @AP0PT0SIS
      @AP0PT0SIS 5 дней назад +2

      There’s an argument to be made that tortuga had his suspicions, calmed down when he saw the tortoise, then knew again when he saw the writing.

  • @kingofawesomeness5375
    @kingofawesomeness5375 3 месяца назад +78

    I live everything about this scene. The tortoise (the actual animal) is so adorable.
    Danny Trejo doesn't even have to be the best actor in the world, he just has this... aura, that makes me just go "holy crap it's Danny Trejo".

    • @iambuhlockay8007
      @iambuhlockay8007 Месяц назад +7

      It helps that he looks like he could have killed someone in the past.

    • @Naxhus2
      @Naxhus2 Месяц назад +3

      @@iambuhlockay8007 I'm not certain if he has murdered anybody but he absolutely has maimed and seriously injured a couple of people. According to his wiki he glassed a sailor and hit a prison guard with a rock.

  • @TmacAbz
    @TmacAbz 3 месяца назад +61

    The brothers confirmed in an interview that the beheading was improvised, it just felt right considering Tortuga's DEA connection

  • @maxfieldnuckels9075
    @maxfieldnuckels9075 4 месяца назад +349

    Never go in the back room

    • @pappy374
      @pappy374 4 месяца назад +11

      That's what she said.

    • @il400
      @il400 4 месяца назад +3

      but then how will you ever get deals done?

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 2 месяца назад +7

      Acting like he had a choice. If he would've said no he would've been killed too

  • @xxhitmanxx6097
    @xxhitmanxx6097 4 месяца назад +188

    The twins are ruthless until lalo comes into the picture. I know this is beforehand tho

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 3 месяца назад +16

      All Salamancas were ruthless

    • @xxhitmanxx6097
      @xxhitmanxx6097 3 месяца назад +7

      @@GoGetYourShinebox I know that but lalo caused more havoc

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 3 месяца назад +11

      @@xxhitmanxx6097 From what we saw yeah. The twins were out in Mexico doing their thing, they pretty much took out a whole crew by themselves (and Nacho)

    • @xxhitmanxx6097
      @xxhitmanxx6097 3 месяца назад +5

      @@GoGetYourShinebox yea I remember that part at that big ass shootout

    • @epicfan1598
      @epicfan1598 2 месяца назад +2

      Lalo died before BB. Unless that’s what you mean this is “beforehand”

  • @theWn123
    @theWn123 3 месяца назад +30

    I respect the BCS team for not forcing BrBa cameos. But I also kinda wish we got a Tortuga appearance in BCS.

  • @RamblinManMoto
    @RamblinManMoto 4 месяца назад +45

    I always laugh when the guy is asked why he's in this burro's asshole of a town and he says because I knew I'd find you here. Ha! 1:45

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 месяца назад +148

    Not a good time to lose one’s head.
    That’s not how you get ahead in life.
    He should have been more headstrong.
    He’ll never head up a major organization.

    • @27eadams
      @27eadams 2 месяца назад

      Ok Austin.

    • @andyinmotion6877
      @andyinmotion6877 2 месяца назад +6

      Hold your head high, Champ!

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 месяца назад +4

      The problem was that he didn't get a heads up.
      That's why he failed to see this coming ahead of time.
      He shouldn't have been so pigheaded to the DEA.
      And it might've helped if he headed to another State or even country after crossing the cartel.
      He didn't keep his head cool enough for that.

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 2 месяца назад +3

      He fell head over heels with ratting out his boss.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 месяца назад +3

      @@keithrobin6566 Yup, that's what necked him.

  • @hawk66100
    @hawk66100 4 месяца назад +507

    Little known fact: Danny Trejo actually consented to having his head removed. The scene with his head on the turtle is his real head. 😂

    • @aymen459
      @aymen459 4 месяца назад +23

      You mean it's a real cut head 💀

    • @JaneDark94
      @JaneDark94 4 месяца назад +69

      Thats why he is an awesome actor. He puts his heart and soul (and his head in this case) into his roles!

    • @alfonshedstrom9859
      @alfonshedstrom9859 4 месяца назад +33

      vrabo bince

    • @juanjesuscejaalvarez7031
      @juanjesuscejaalvarez7031 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@alfonshedstrom9859Actually it's bravo lol

    • @joshblanchard3719
      @joshblanchard3719 4 месяца назад +2

      No CGI right there

  • @scribbles1424
    @scribbles1424 2 месяца назад +22

    Wish Tortuga was in more episodes but his role was great. Seems the bartender tried to warn him.

  • @danielocsai36
    @danielocsai36 3 месяца назад +44

    This character deserved more screen-time.

    • @Naxhus2
      @Naxhus2 Месяц назад +6

      He did get one more scene after this actually

    • @snickers_economy
      @snickers_economy 16 дней назад

      @@Naxhus2in Better Call Saul?

  • @Malta-fn9wf
    @Malta-fn9wf Месяц назад +59

    3:58 poor cigar going to waste 😭

  • @jewelhaq7805
    @jewelhaq7805 2 месяца назад +32

    Bartender knew it all....

  • @juha2031
    @juha2031 3 месяца назад +33

    The turtle rolled the text just at the right momentbfor the twins to come inside

    • @kingofawesomeness5375
      @kingofawesomeness5375 3 месяца назад +9

      I thought of that, imagine if it stayed put, because animals do that sometimes

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 19 дней назад +1

      @@kingofawesomeness5375the boss just awkwardly turns it a little for the sake of the dramatic reveal.

  • @MayKelvin0806
    @MayKelvin0806 2 месяца назад +24

    3:10 Bro thinks he's Walter White

  • @stickerz7948
    @stickerz7948 4 месяца назад +86

    Funny how Machete got killed by a machete

    • @pannikattk8106
      @pannikattk8106 2 месяца назад +3

      no that’s tortuga

    • @NoobwithaBaseballBat
      @NoobwithaBaseballBat 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@pannikattk8106 he was referencing a movie that starred danny

    • @robfr5740
      @robfr5740 8 дней назад

      @@pannikattk8106 no this is patrick

  • @KaranlıkuzaylıHyperman1692
    @KaranlıkuzaylıHyperman1692 3 месяца назад +53

    1:39 Gandalf 😂😂

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 3 месяца назад +3

      Alan Moore

    • @LinkaliciousGames186
      @LinkaliciousGames186 3 месяца назад +5

      Bro has now made it to where I can never look at this scene the same again

    • @Rqblt
      @Rqblt 3 месяца назад

      We would see him again in deadpool

    • @timheyse2058
      @timheyse2058 3 месяца назад +1

      Gandolfo

  • @stoolpigeon4285
    @stoolpigeon4285 12 дней назад +3

    your presents out back, ah yes I'll go out back, nothing bad ever happens out back.

  • @kevindannieljuliovillero1026
    @kevindannieljuliovillero1026 4 месяца назад +19

    Lo que se me hace raro es que Bolsa, en Breaking Bad habla un español muy natural, pero en Better Call Saul si se le siente el acento, no lo habla tan bien como en la primera serie

  • @sebastiancarrera8373
    @sebastiancarrera8373 4 месяца назад +30

    Apenas y habla español ese señor machete pero igual esta buena la escena . El siempre dice que lengusta que me den la interpretación del "chico malo " para que vean como terminan siempre y tiene razon .

  • @BrianBeauchamp
    @BrianBeauchamp 4 месяца назад +29

    That’s a waste of 2 very nice suits. Do you think their employer reimburses for blood stains?

    • @N0URii
      @N0URii 2 месяца назад

      Theyre rich dumbass wtf

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 2 месяца назад +5

      Just don't wait too long and wash with cold water, the blood stains will be gone.

  • @micahrutland9021
    @micahrutland9021 4 месяца назад +114

    Ratting on the cartel? He's lucky he got off so easy.

    • @CulannBurke
      @CulannBurke 4 месяца назад +23

      Still brutal though, he lived his last moments in fear and had his head cut off.
      Furthermore, his head led to the deaths of three men.

    • @ThurimHammer-op3xd
      @ThurimHammer-op3xd 4 месяца назад +33

      They usually drugged you up to keep you awake, skin parts of your body, remove others and break bones while filming everything with a crappy cellphone, everything with some music like funky town. It can last for more than half an hour of agony. He got it really easy.

    • @ggoog1845
      @ggoog1845 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ThurimHammer-op3xd source: "trust me bro, i know the cartel and I play cod"

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 3 месяца назад

      The real cartel prob woulda skinned him alive

    • @20tetsuo77
      @20tetsuo77 3 месяца назад

      @@ggoog1845 reports are all over the internet my guy

  • @erickjason9092
    @erickjason9092 4 месяца назад +6

    I think I have to watch that series in its entirety again.

  • @wingedwolfx8004
    @wingedwolfx8004 4 месяца назад +158

    Those of you who don’t know Spanish, you guys are missing the full context of the conversation. The translation is 75% accurate.

    • @jonbon7219
      @jonbon7219 4 месяца назад +1

      si

    • @generalbutterscotch4887
      @generalbutterscotch4887 4 месяца назад +8

      Well? What's the 25% we're missing then?

    • @jonbon7219
      @jonbon7219 4 месяца назад +34

      @@generalbutterscotch4887 taco bell plugs.

    • @shineboxivan
      @shineboxivan 4 месяца назад +32

      I don’t know how they translated “filosofo” using “talker”

    • @Xkaumusic
      @Xkaumusic 4 месяца назад

      In spanish isn't sounds menacing and isn't that obvious he was gonna be murdered, they translated talker with filósofo, should be hablador or boca floja, sounds more like being a rat than filósofo.

  • @exev
    @exev 2 месяца назад +3

    Putting his head on a turtle was so clever. Amazing writing. Vlago, Brinks.

  • @PolPotsPieHole
    @PolPotsPieHole 4 месяца назад +104

    them twins are ruthless.....a lot like my wife

    • @iamgenius3784
      @iamgenius3784 4 месяца назад +6

      ayo

    • @kinghoju
      @kinghoju 4 месяца назад +4

      What a battle axe.

    • @Mali8029
      @Mali8029 4 месяца назад +2

      Except you only get one

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 4 месяца назад +1

      Um

    • @destroyerofsimps6574
      @destroyerofsimps6574 4 месяца назад +4

      You should have listened to The Godfather Kevin Samuels before marrying her and maybe you would have picked an FBI woman (feminine, beautiful, inspiration) and submissive.

  • @gabebohannon2077
    @gabebohannon2077 Месяц назад +4

    At 0:52 is wallet clip is actually a turtle shell. Pretty funny .

  • @adriannorrman4108
    @adriannorrman4108 4 месяца назад +9

    They knew what they were doing when they offed Dany Trejo with a machete

  • @detherocablest7054
    @detherocablest7054 3 месяца назад +15

    I see, he’s called Tortuga because his train of thought is stalled at the station.

  • @lakins-anderson7981
    @lakins-anderson7981 3 месяца назад +7

    When HE catches you…3:51.

  • @wunnakyaw76
    @wunnakyaw76 Месяц назад +1

    They made the first chop seemed pretty real, the way the head moved and the sound. Damm! 😅

  • @zestyraccoon813
    @zestyraccoon813 Месяц назад +2

    "Alright so you fellas wait outside until I paint the word on the tortoise"

  • @bayibayi
    @bayibayi 22 дня назад +1

    First rule of the cartel: if your boss is all friendly with you without any reason, run the fuck away.

  • @schmigglet
    @schmigglet 14 дней назад +1

    imagine he actually managed to pull out his gun and he shot the twins and bolsa
    bravo vince

  • @Limb0117
    @Limb0117 2 месяца назад +6

    Didnt realize how bad "Machetes" Spanish was.. dang.

    • @luvfreedom1470
      @luvfreedom1470 24 дня назад +1

      All Spanish spoken on this show was pretty bad.

  • @ythandlename
    @ythandlename 2 дня назад

    2:12
    "I like the way you talk, Tortuga."
    "Yeah?"
    *narrows his eyes*
    "siiiiii...."

  • @PHN-2024
    @PHN-2024 2 месяца назад +3

    How Ironic that Danny Trejo Character in this Show was Killed by a Machete considering that was His Namesake from His Movie.

  • @benoitbrown9400
    @benoitbrown9400 6 дней назад

    "Listen to him. He can teach you something.". Well that is the point of making an example of someone

  • @redwood9992
    @redwood9992 19 дней назад

    “Don’t you have something to deliver, cutting it close aren’t you?”
    Tortuga’s facial response after Bolsa said that made him think for a brief sec that he may have found out about him snitching to the DEA

  • @detherocablest7054
    @detherocablest7054 3 месяца назад +5

    I see, he’s called Tortuga because his train of thought is stalled at the station.
    Bum should have made for the hills the minute he heard “Words flow like a waterfall”.

    • @kentmorris1831
      @kentmorris1831 2 месяца назад +4

      And go where? He knows the boss would not come to this town alone.

    • @detherocablest7054
      @detherocablest7054 2 месяца назад

      @@kentmorris1831 I get it, he’s a turtle and he’s not fast. But as Bolsa said, there’s good deaths and there’s being beheaded with a fuckin’ kitchen knife. So he could have atleast tried to go out….Not like a meme.

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 2 месяца назад

      To be honest, he was pounding shots at the start of the scene so he's most probably pretty drunk already

  • @NekroBroly
    @NekroBroly 23 дня назад +2

    He crawls like a turtle
    He thinks like a turtle
    He has a little turtle mind.
    Careful
    Or maybe you get stepped on like a turtle.

  • @jamessnedeker4799
    @jamessnedeker4799 Месяц назад +1

    Biggest sin of Better Call Saul was not bringing back Tortuga.

  • @Animefan-usa
    @Animefan-usa 6 дней назад

    One of the most brutal scenes in breaking bad.

  • @marvel4ever698
    @marvel4ever698 19 дней назад +1

    After seeing him get knocked out like that I can’t look at him as the badass Mexican no more 😂😂

  • @tikaalik
    @tikaalik 16 дней назад

    You’ve got to love the classic Mexican-style heavy sarcasm. The friendly joking around.

  • @gregobrix
    @gregobrix 4 месяца назад +3

    That scene gave me nightmares, I'm not gonna' lie.

  • @milesmayhem5440
    @milesmayhem5440 7 дней назад +1

    Poor Tortuga

  • @meowskullsgaming
    @meowskullsgaming 27 дней назад

    "I keep thinking I should write a book"
    "Maybe, maybe..."
    lmao

  • @LordSchnoz
    @LordSchnoz 4 дня назад

    This is truly the scene where Tortuga becomes a severed head strapped to a tortoise.

  • @SquallRanger
    @SquallRanger 3 месяца назад +3

    After i watched this, i said, "Oh boy, i have to watch this show. Mannn i was right

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 20 дней назад +1

    I hope he's ok

  • @SJCstation
    @SJCstation Месяц назад +1

    Hay dos clases de hombres en este mundo. Los que toman, y los que sirven. Cállate y llena mi copa!

  • @HanginInSF
    @HanginInSF 3 месяца назад +2

    See that second tequilla didn't hurt him at all 😂

  • @SpaceVENTING
    @SpaceVENTING Месяц назад

    The scene where they cut his head off was perfect symbolisim of when they cut his head off.

  • @georgespalding7640
    @georgespalding7640 2 месяца назад +3

    Most men can't help but brag about what they do. But you should not brag to the DEA what you do.

  • @J.Gainez
    @J.Gainez 4 месяца назад +23

    bro was slammin those shots i would've threw up, i hate drinking lol

    • @KaylansDrone
      @KaylansDrone 4 месяца назад +14

      Hot drinks in a hot muggy bar with no air conditioning, i would have thrown up just sitting in there.

    • @komodo420.
      @komodo420. 4 месяца назад

      never mix your drinks too, only drink the same thing

    • @JamesJames-li2wv
      @JamesJames-li2wv 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@komodo420.If you have a weak stomach maybe

    • @DROGOC0P
      @DROGOC0P 2 месяца назад

      ​@@komodo420.is that even remotely true? I dont drink so I dont know, but it doesnt really make any sense to me

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 месяца назад

      I rarely drink, but I can drink like a fish and never get hungover or throw up.

  • @ПавелНовиков-х3б
    @ПавелНовиков-х3б 20 дней назад

    This is the moment where Tortuga says chechulala, and Bolsa replies *excelente*

  • @f100sCUSTOMSCLASSICS
    @f100sCUSTOMSCLASSICS 3 дня назад

    Trejo always plays a good bad guy!

  • @willj78
    @willj78 5 дней назад

    Ohhhh, I never got that at the beginning he says that he never took him for a philosopher, and at the end he dedicates the Tortoise to him as the grand philosopher, the big talker. What a great double entendre in spanish

  • @DerWutendeMetzger
    @DerWutendeMetzger Месяц назад +2

    To the island of tortuga!

  • @remuvs
    @remuvs Месяц назад +1

    After it all, he was too slow to draw the pistol.

  • @zvecarka
    @zvecarka 2 месяца назад +2

    Tortuga may be slow, but fastest die

  • @iamthinking2252_
    @iamthinking2252_ Месяц назад +1

    “For the big talker” sounded like “Par La grand filosopho” (the grand philosopher) (idk Spanish it just sounded like that)

  • @wslrichards
    @wslrichards 6 дней назад

    "What? You've never seen a human head glued to a turtle before? "

  • @allsmilesguy
    @allsmilesguy Месяц назад +1

    It’s crazy how tame this is to what the Cartel actually does to Rats.

    • @yunusgokcen174
      @yunusgokcen174 Месяц назад

      They do the exact same thing

    • @benjaminc8789
      @benjaminc8789 12 дней назад

      @@yunusgokcen174he means torture

    • @AP0PT0SIS
      @AP0PT0SIS 5 дней назад

      @@yunusgokcen174they torture you first.

  • @Dog-man682
    @Dog-man682 3 месяца назад +1

    Tortuga was close to saving himself.

  • @thatmanjay1515
    @thatmanjay1515 Месяц назад

    I just know his soul left his body he heard his present was “back there”

  • @gregpapuga9288
    @gregpapuga9288 2 месяца назад +1

    Fired with a Lifetime Severance

  • @chris_player2995
    @chris_player2995 Месяц назад

    Tortuga moved slow , just because he didnt have to move for nobody

  • @Unboundy
    @Unboundy 17 дней назад

    this is the moment the tortoise became leonardo

  • @ivangibaja4070
    @ivangibaja4070 21 день назад

    It would have been really akward if at first the tortoise didn't turn the right way for Tortuga to read the words.
    *The twins get into the back*
    Bolsa: "hold up guys, not yet"
    Twins: come on...
    Bolsa: "almost there, wait I'll make it turn to the left"...
    Tortuga: "what are you assholes playing at here?"
    Twins: "we told you this was stupid, you kill him we'll go get some booze."

  • @Ercankral56
    @Ercankral56 2 месяца назад

    This was the coldest scene ever period.

  • @jimhorton2996
    @jimhorton2996 Месяц назад +1

    Damn if anyone had a grudge to kill the tortoise guy it waa thr bartender!!! Dude was outta pocket with his 2 kinds of people story

  • @Coreyahno
    @Coreyahno 18 дней назад

    1.5 minutes of unskippable ads? Yeah no thanks

  • @Jezski19
    @Jezski19 2 месяца назад

    This was the moment Tortuga became Tortuga

  • @Noah-vm7yl
    @Noah-vm7yl 29 дней назад

    At least they didn't kill him slowly.

  • @ka-boom2083
    @ka-boom2083 2 месяца назад

    Cigar & Mezcal, perfect combination.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 2 месяца назад

    Oof, poor tortoise has more pyramiding on his shell than Egypt.

  • @patrickstar7428
    @patrickstar7428 18 дней назад

    Tortuga did win, in the end. He's in a better place - wherever he his, he's away from all the trials and tribulations of a lawless wasteland desert

  • @jameslocket-s9l
    @jameslocket-s9l День назад

    The tortoise doesn't even know whats going on

  • @Arctic921
    @Arctic921 2 месяца назад

    Funniest scene of the tortoise and his head blowing up i didn't expect it at all