James Veitch Stand-Up

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @pambeesly794
    @pambeesly794 5 лет назад +12659

    Legend has it he's still waiting for his toaster

    • @jatindhyani1996
      @jatindhyani1996 5 лет назад +51

      What about the toaster that you returned to Stanley? Time to use it

    • @jaydenli2125
      @jaydenli2125 5 лет назад +3

      LOL

    • @molka3582
      @molka3582 5 лет назад +19

      Noooo he got it but he's getting rid of it to free up some space for Janice's ancient art

    • @sirlordschrute4739
      @sirlordschrute4739 5 лет назад +17

      Guten tag Pam.

    • @chammond1738
      @chammond1738 5 лет назад +26

      Nah forget about the toaster he gonna buy loads coz he's getting alot of money by selling HUMMUS!!!!!!

  • @pavel5515
    @pavel5515 5 лет назад +10574

    Janice is probably an Army Intelligent.

    • @joshuafreedman7703
      @joshuafreedman7703 5 лет назад +185

      Paul Oh, that's just Royalbs!! 😄😄

    • @alexlassila271
      @alexlassila271 5 лет назад +125

      that is the wife of a man with a serious medical condition: nelson mandela

    • @nickhagedorn1433
      @nickhagedorn1433 5 лет назад +151

      There was no doubt in my mind that I was dealing with an intelligent.

    • @rltt379
      @rltt379 5 лет назад +22

      I believe she had to work with people that actually did mean the things he was joking about😂.
      Jk but it would be funny and explain why he/she believed him.

    • @madysonroberts1608
      @madysonroberts1608 5 лет назад +8

      RLTT i mean the house is in Florida so 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @marcusrobinson9945
    @marcusrobinson9945 5 лет назад +7735

    One Word; Hummus.
    Kitkat.

  • @Adem2Times
    @Adem2Times 5 лет назад +12888

    James, We need to talk about the ducks

    • @catsburgers
      @catsburgers 5 лет назад +267

      Adem2Times the ducks?

    • @jodiebaily1040
      @jodiebaily1040 5 лет назад +282

      the bathroom ducks

    • @karlmuller4764
      @karlmuller4764 5 лет назад +266

      @Philip Kelley Yes, the ducks in the bathroom.

    • @daveysjackie
      @daveysjackie 5 лет назад +225

      Please stop

    • @daveysjackie
      @daveysjackie 5 лет назад +239

      @EamonKellyFilms Ah, sorry about that. From now on, no more tiny ducks. You have my word.

  • @Colbartson
    @Colbartson 5 лет назад +6310

    Last name: Veitch
    First name: James
    Favorite food: Hummus
    Spririt animal: Rubber ducky
    Job: Being a hero to all
    Hobby: Annoying scammers and messing with people
    Dislikes: Small pools

    • @jonasb4932
      @jonasb4932 5 лет назад +62

      Sounds like a fun person to talk to

    • @clearhero7487
      @clearhero7487 5 лет назад +8

      Nomékop 5 he dislikes small pools

    • @Colbartson
      @Colbartson 5 лет назад +3

      Miranda ah yeah I’ll add that

    • @bhkhang
      @bhkhang 5 лет назад +9

      Stand: Hummus Prankster

    • @albertsimsonplant8653
      @albertsimsonplant8653 5 лет назад +38

      Dream: to get a free toaster
      Lol XD

  • @JackyKLai
    @JackyKLai 5 лет назад +5863

    Janice, your email intrigues me

    • @ИльяВитцев
      @ИльяВитцев 5 лет назад +9

      LOL

    • @daiinginside9845
      @daiinginside9845 5 лет назад +54

      I found your contact information from a pool installation company.

    • @PinkENBlue
      @PinkENBlue 5 лет назад +87

      We shall be shipping pools to you
      You will earn 10% you distributes

    • @mistikalnawe
      @mistikalnawe 5 лет назад +7

      thanks

    • @albex8484
      @albex8484 5 лет назад +42

      @Anonymous Person shouldn't we use code names?

  • @morgan8681
    @morgan8681 5 лет назад +3133

    Imagine if Alan & Deb where watching his stand-up 🤣

    • @blueblood2268
      @blueblood2268 5 лет назад +174

      They were wondering why they never got their pool

    • @Dxenion
      @Dxenion 5 лет назад +212

      @@blueblood2268 Or why their house was torn down.

    • @stevenporter7065
      @stevenporter7065 5 лет назад +56

      And why they had a wrecking ball at their front door one Saturday morning

    • @TJ-kk5zf
      @TJ-kk5zf 5 лет назад +20

      it's a skit you know... there is no alan and debby

    • @TJ-kk5zf
      @TJ-kk5zf 5 лет назад +6

      @@n3bloons23 it's not a skit??? it's not a business report

  • @kleautvieul7908
    @kleautvieul7908 5 лет назад +12481

    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
    I gave him a glass of water.

  • @dayangnurshahidayah3442
    @dayangnurshahidayah3442 5 лет назад +1508

    Honestly, I'm glad that I watched his TED talk first or I'd be confused as hell what most of these comments are talking about 😂

  • @eimearkeaveney1192
    @eimearkeaveney1192 5 лет назад +2120

    Janice: How much larger do you want the pool to be?
    James: Yes

    • @abdurrazzak305
      @abdurrazzak305 5 лет назад +1

      Where did this meme begin from.. it's awesome

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 лет назад +4

      @@abdurrazzak305 It started with hitler of all things.
      Way back in early internet years when myspace and youtube were the only social network platforms.
      A general approaches Hitler with the current engagement updates
      "Mein Furher, there are Russians on our eastern boarder and Americans invading the west, where do we put our troops?"
      Hitler: Yes

    • @abdurrazzak305
      @abdurrazzak305 5 лет назад +2

      @@ghostderazgriz I don't know if you are serious or just trolling me .. regardless thanks

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 лет назад +3

      @@abdurrazzak305 It's impossible to fact check it so I'm doing both simultaneously.

    • @abdurrazzak305
      @abdurrazzak305 5 лет назад +2

      @@ghostderazgriz Ok

  • @chavasarastone1410
    @chavasarastone1410 5 лет назад +483

    "I thought, based on that, that she would know I was joking."
    I think I see your problem. You failed to notice that this business is in Florida.

    • @kornsuwin
      @kornsuwin 4 года назад +9

      The Florida Keys, to be specific.

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 5 лет назад +2826

    A pool that surrounds your entire house?
    That's actually kind of an awesome idea for a pool.

    • @arianedennison2395
      @arianedennison2395 5 лет назад +51

      Denam LOL! I thought the same thing

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 5 лет назад +170

      Denam Build it in Florida and you won't even have to add the alligators, they'll just show up on their own.

    • @chucksherron
      @chucksherron 5 лет назад +47

      @Denam main difference is that the moats were sewers. Not to great for recreational bathing but awesome for keeping people away.

    • @mariomguy
      @mariomguy 5 лет назад +33

      How about a lazy river?

    • @maellea8437
      @maellea8437 5 лет назад +27

      Play the sims 3 then, you will live your best life

  • @ayaanshah1933
    @ayaanshah1933 5 лет назад +721

    Janice: Where would you live?
    James: With Old Man McPhearson, of course. He won't mind.

  • @ADetailedHouse
    @ADetailedHouse 5 лет назад +223

    "Balls on the line, Janice"...my favorite expression from this!

  • @ruffey1748
    @ruffey1748 5 лет назад +598

    90% of the comments: References to his TED Talks
    10%: James, design my pool

  • @jodiebrian9343
    @jodiebrian9343 5 лет назад +2579

    Yes James Veitch is amazing. We watched his videos in Computer Science.

    • @jodiebrian9343
      @jodiebrian9343 5 лет назад +51

      @De Oppresso Libtard shouldn't you, not judge me on one comment? We do but we were learning about spam emails and that and as a reward we sometimes watch videos like James Veitch responding to spam emails.

    • @stakamaka
      @stakamaka 5 лет назад +5

      @De Oppresso Libtard that's cool, you guys get to watch these videos for class

    • @WalkerTxsRngr7
      @WalkerTxsRngr7 5 лет назад +7

      We did the same thing. My teacher showed the one about the rubber ducks because programmers use rubber ducks.

    • @sparklebutt1119
      @sparklebutt1119 5 лет назад +3

      I thought you meant that he has made videos about computer science. 😂😂😂

    • @cfonseca645
      @cfonseca645 5 лет назад +2

      @Beebo Is Satan I LOVE YOUR USER WE FOUND A PANIC FAN

  • @probablypossessed2075
    @probablypossessed2075 5 лет назад +3830

    Honestly pissed at that one lady who kept heckling him:/
    edit: my handle used to be “Pansexual Pooh” btw, since a few replies mention it:) it wouldn’t let me change it for 3 months, but anyways! Thought I’d clear that up xx

    • @riley4037
      @riley4037 5 лет назад +592

      Pansexual Pooh it’s his roommate, Freya

    • @angusgtw
      @angusgtw 5 лет назад +116

      Great theory

    • @ridashakeel5291
      @ridashakeel5291 5 лет назад +30

      When??

    • @natalie_kendel
      @natalie_kendel 5 лет назад +93

      Yeah, that lady was beneath his glorious humour.

    • @zero-tj9vj
      @zero-tj9vj 5 лет назад +9

      fucking love that name 💘💛💙

  • @adriannamaj7011
    @adriannamaj7011 5 лет назад +1478

    He inspired me to buy 200 rubber ducks. They’re being shipped as we speak :)
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes and comments. The ducks are enjoying the attention. They arrived safely about 10 months ago and are enjoying their stay at my home. They are still babies but I am holding out hope that they will grow into adult rubber ducks and leave the nest :)

    • @couldntthinkofaname2282
      @couldntthinkofaname2282 5 лет назад +15

      🐤🐥🐤 even thought their chicks

    • @MH-nx6cf
      @MH-nx6cf 5 лет назад +6

      Hey what about now?

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 5 лет назад +43

      I just read this as "They're being shipped as we squeak", what is wrong with me?

    • @MH-nx6cf
      @MH-nx6cf 5 лет назад +23

      @@billcipher147 nothing is wrong with you, you are a pun king, that pun was absolutely fucking amazing

    • @nicoleblacklaws5515
      @nicoleblacklaws5515 5 лет назад +12

      I think we all wish to see how ur ducks have settled in

  • @kacipowers4390
    @kacipowers4390 Год назад +181

    I would 100% believe that Janice knew he was joking and just needed something interesting to pass the work day

  • @anitaagrawal7188
    @anitaagrawal7188 5 лет назад +366

    Wow looks like all the people in the comments section know he's already
    Hail to the hummus king!

    • @cheshirepat30
      @cheshirepat30 5 лет назад +9

      That's because once you've seen one video, you want to see them all.

  • @daMEGatron
    @daMEGatron 5 лет назад +760

    I’ve been watching James and the Giant Veitch videos for at least 3 years. I’ve watched the same ones repeatedly because he doesn’t post a lot. But for real, the dude is hilarious.

    • @thegreatsalad
      @thegreatsalad 5 лет назад +27

      Meg Wallace I'm so happy we have a new video to watch repeatedly for another few months!

    • @rltt379
      @rltt379 5 лет назад +5

      @K9hobo productions shame he doesnt post about all of those😂

  • @praveenrohira7512
    @praveenrohira7512 5 лет назад +1992

    He is The seventh infinity stone to defeat thanos

    • @sanskrutipatil3184
      @sanskrutipatil3184 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @machielluchtmeijer7796
      @machielluchtmeijer7796 5 лет назад +46

      The comedy stone?

    • @praveenrohira7512
      @praveenrohira7512 5 лет назад +19

      Machiel Luchtmeijer yes the most powerful stone

    • @753238
      @753238 5 лет назад +5

      @@praveenrohira7512 then he will keep on lauging and there is a possibility he will fart then his anus will open which means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @phantomkitten73
      @phantomkitten73 5 лет назад +8

      The smartass stone.

  • @stackels97
    @stackels97 5 лет назад +1497

    Was anyone else hoping that the lilo at the end was actually going to be a giant rubber duck? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @argenaS
      @argenaS 5 лет назад +7

      Same 😂😂

    • @isaochy4197
      @isaochy4197 5 лет назад +6

      He can’t live on a rubber ducky though

    • @natalya3779
      @natalya3779 5 лет назад +5

      haha i see what you did there

    • @wilmaknickersfit
      @wilmaknickersfit 5 лет назад +11

      With hundreds of little yellow ducks all around him!

    • @smarteverything5832
      @smarteverything5832 5 лет назад +8

      BuddyBontheNet JUST ONE

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII 5 лет назад +218

    At 0:46, James is staring at the audience like "Really? I haven't even gotten to the funny yet!"

  • @gloriagonzalezdelatorre8853
    @gloriagonzalezdelatorre8853 5 лет назад +491

    The real question is how many ducks will fit? The army will rise!!!!

    • @missg9541
      @missg9541 5 лет назад +2

      Gloria Gonzalez de la Torre Release the Quackins!

    • @QueenOfJZZ
      @QueenOfJZZ 5 лет назад +8

      Alexa, Siri: UNLEASH THE BATHROOM DUCK ARMY!!!
      Funny thing is: I was in England for a week because of an student exchange and we were driving back to my exchange student's house past a small area of gras, and there were about 20 ducks and some geese. I looked out the car window and said: "Look! It's a duck army!" My exchange student laughed. :)

    • @2ndhorseman
      @2ndhorseman 4 года назад

      YES!!!!!

  • @strawberrymilksamurai
    @strawberrymilksamurai 5 лет назад +860

    Living like that would make it really difficult using his red toaster

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 5 лет назад +33

      definitely - that and all the humus

    • @SFTMKW
      @SFTMKW 5 лет назад +28

      And where is he going to put his Giant Gummy Lizard?
      - Kitkat

    • @TheBS1000
      @TheBS1000 5 лет назад +23

      He never got the toaster. There was no bonanza going on.

    • @s.7989
      @s.7989 5 лет назад +1

      gosh xD

    • @DJMetalstone
      @DJMetalstone 5 лет назад +1

      +1 too you sir :p I see what you did ther :)

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 5 лет назад +295

    I saw him in Baltimore a while back and I seriously never laughed harder. He needs a special already!!!

  • @Digitroni
    @Digitroni 5 лет назад +1303

    im sorry but that girl who keeps talking is so condescending "why?" "ohh" "typo"

    • @amberdoll5215
      @amberdoll5215 5 лет назад +247

      I came into the comments SPECIFICALLY for this reason! She's being a huge douche and he could have been so mean to her. I've seen some comedians go for the jugular....burr👀

    • @calebwilliams586
      @calebwilliams586 5 лет назад +66

      WHERE IS THE TYPO THOUGH?!

    • @Digitroni
      @Digitroni 5 лет назад +49

      @@calebwilliams586 there isn't even one, i checked so many times ahah

    • @cupholders
      @cupholders 5 лет назад +37

      @@Digitroni neighbor's not neighbors

    • @wombat9999
      @wombat9999 5 лет назад +6

      To add something fun to the discussion...
      ruclips.net/video/8Gv0H-vPoDc/видео.html

  • @-AdityarajPatil
    @-AdityarajPatil 4 года назад +122

    The lord said unto james,"come forth and you will receive eternal life."
    James came fifth and won a toaster.
    Totally worth it

    • @benh8312
      @benh8312 4 года назад

      I have heard and told a variation on this joke many times before, but this is easily the best way of saying it :)

  • @christinewennerberg804
    @christinewennerberg804 5 лет назад +167

    "That is not possible."
    "NO SH*T JANICE"

  • @juliarae79
    @juliarae79 5 лет назад +1607

    its literally a television show, and some lady is really heckling??

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 5 лет назад +134

      You never know what type of comedian she has seen doing stand up. A lot of comedians literally ask the audience questions and expect answers to get material for some jokes. Good comedians do it all the time and come up with funny jokes right on the spot.

    • @juliarae79
      @juliarae79 5 лет назад +334

      @@massojupiter3436 Yes, but he did not ask the audience any question, she interupted, and not with some witty joke but with a useless remark. It is disrespectful to interupt any comedian, especially during a recording.

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 5 лет назад +24

      @@juliarae79 right. But again you never know what type of comedians she watches, a lot like include the audience. Most comedians either ignore it or just use what ever was said or asked to turn it into a joke, they know what they're doing and most likely know how the audience will react. While it is disrespectful most comedians have a way to deal with it because it happens a lot. The only reason it ruined the flow was because he didn't have anything clever or funny to respond with, if he did I bet nobody would've had a problem. At the same time he could've just ignored it and kept going if he had nothing funny to say.

    • @condimentking3395
      @condimentking3395 5 лет назад +162

      Lekok I don’t get what your arguing. You’re saying the dude wasn’t clever or funny enough to spin off a heckle when people are talking about how disrespectful she was. Even if it isn’t your intent, you are placing the blame for a heckle solely on the comedian this way. He’s doing stand up on the set of Jimmy Fallon. It’s obvious he has a production that’s meant to fit into a specific time slot for the show, so heckling would disrupt it. The heckler is entirely at fault for ruining the flow

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 лет назад +15

      Condiment King no, he's blaming James for not being able to think something up on the spot... Look at jimmy Carr for example, he'll tell jokes, & people interrupt him, so he ruins their entire livelihoods just for funsies... Nobody's expecting that from James mind you, but at the same time it is expected from a comedian to be able to handle hecklers without pausing & then just going back to their routine

  • @soggybeanburrito
    @soggybeanburrito 5 лет назад +907

    if he opens a pool company, i will use that pool service

    • @aishamemon3020
      @aishamemon3020 5 лет назад +21

      WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE DUCKS

    • @soggybeanburrito
      @soggybeanburrito 5 лет назад +14

      We shall put in free ducks with every pool purchase since he most likely has an over abundance of them after that prank

    • @dustonpage1280
      @dustonpage1280 5 лет назад +3

      Make sure he gives away free toaster.

    • @millerblaylock
      @millerblaylock 5 лет назад +2

      I would like this comment but the number is at 666 and I'd rather not disturb that.

  • @niamholoughlin4174
    @niamholoughlin4174 5 лет назад +187

    It seems like James is getting cockier with every email and I love it 😂

  • @mariastephens8643
    @mariastephens8643 5 лет назад +173

    The memes from his other talks in this comment section makes me overjoyed

  • @anirudhprasad5403
    @anirudhprasad5403 5 лет назад +1488

    So amy schumer can get a netflix special but this guy cant?

    • @Cobra-Commander83
      @Cobra-Commander83 4 года назад +84

      Who?

    • @JoicSeth
      @JoicSeth 4 года назад +104

      Exactly.

    • @haveyoumettess
      @haveyoumettess 4 года назад +49

      Dang for real though. Her comedy isn’t even funny it’s just disgusting. (and I feel there is a way to be disgusting and funny at the same time, but she definitely has no idea how to do that)

    • @ionafangow7050
      @ionafangow7050 4 года назад +18

      @@haveyoumettess and incredibly repetitive, her core premise is always the same and the punchline is never a surprise. I don't think I have been cought off guard by any of her jokes after the first 5

    • @ralfie8801
      @ralfie8801 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, her and the imbecile host of the show in this video aren't funny at all. The TS has needed a new host since the week after Leno handed it over to this moron. The only person worse than Fallon was Letterman

  • @choppawednesday9925
    @choppawednesday9925 5 лет назад +256

    Janice: how much larger
    James: M O A T

  • @Editorknowsbest
    @Editorknowsbest 5 лет назад +126

    I saw him perform live in Chicago. It was a nice intimate crowd and he was a pretty cool guy. I appreciate the general absence of vulgarity in his material.

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch 5 лет назад +41

      Editorknowsbest ;) thanks so much :)

  • @swatigupta622
    @swatigupta622 5 лет назад +1117

    What if Janice knew it was fake and just joking around
    *ILLUSION* *100*

    • @AndrewMiguelez
      @AndrewMiguelez 5 лет назад +39

      What if none of his stories are real..............

    • @Edward-qe8xg
      @Edward-qe8xg 5 лет назад +13

      @@AndrewMiguelez He says they are and I can believe some of them because he mentions he discards most of them

    • @AndrewMiguelez
      @AndrewMiguelez 5 лет назад +20

      @@Edward-qe8xg Because no other professional comedian starts bits with "this actually happened to me the other day."

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 5 лет назад +6

      Damn you Shvam gupta, now you got me thinking, and you know, I have never gotten an email meant for someone else. James does seem to get an awful lot of misplaced emails.

    • @DesertDog
      @DesertDog 5 лет назад +16

      @@wayneurquhart1967 he has a catch all email. As he said, if you misspell the receiptant's name at all for that domain, it would go to him. I had the same thing for owning a website domain and one day when I backed it up, the catch all email account was on there and in the spam was over 500 viruses and trojans and the like.

  • @The2wanderers
    @The2wanderers Год назад +45

    I always wish he'd reveal himself at the end "Oh, I've still got my London flat. I'm sure Alan & Deb will sorry something out for themselves."

  • @chipblock2854
    @chipblock2854 5 лет назад +34

    I love how he thinks. I have watched most of his posted videos and he really know how to think out of the box. My favorite one is the one with the rubber duckies. Go watch it.

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 5 лет назад +599

    Clean. Not political. Hilarious! We need more James!!

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 лет назад +6

      I dunno. His water moat might upset those who prefer a lava moat.

    • @doctorbeanis
      @doctorbeanis 5 лет назад +4

      @@MegaManXPoweredUp haha!

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 лет назад +5

      @@doctorbeanis Personally, my moat is filled with hummus.

    • @doctorbeanis
      @doctorbeanis 5 лет назад +5

      @@MegaManXPoweredUp your moat intrigues me

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 лет назад +4

      @@doctorbeanis I think there's a bonanza going on in which every moat ordered this month comes with a free toaster.

  • @sidviz7965
    @sidviz7965 5 лет назад +45

    James veitch is amazing . Pls get him here more often

  • @2abrielle
    @2abrielle 5 лет назад +51

    Having.such a crush on him! Unbelievable. Funny, smart, adorable, handsome, awkward... Full package for me😍

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch 5 лет назад +53

      gabriellantis i am available on all major dating apps

    • @2abrielle
      @2abrielle 5 лет назад +18

      @@jamesveitch Oh. I've never expected getting a response 🙆 such a pity that I am living in Germany though , otherwise I would definitely swipe you to the right or whatever you have to do on a dating app😎 Greetings! P.S. I have nothing against ducks.

    • @bena9369
      @bena9369 5 лет назад +2

      gabriellantis that wouldn’t work James is a swipe left kind of guy

    • @sprinklesparkle9104
      @sprinklesparkle9104 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamesveitch id love to buy you and your ducks a round of drinks ;)

    • @TheModernSnipez
      @TheModernSnipez 5 лет назад

      I wouldn't suggest dating above you. It won't end well looking at your photo.

  • @emopigeon22
    @emopigeon22 5 лет назад +61

    2019 I'm sick and these are making my day

    • @allydoseart7076
      @allydoseart7076 5 лет назад +3

      Same
      oh God it's the plage all over again

  • @lastminutewonder9602
    @lastminutewonder9602 5 лет назад +200

    James vech the man who built a career out of messing with people

    • @str8kronic
      @str8kronic 5 лет назад +4

      He sure does get tons and tons of wrong emails, wrong texts, wrong phone calls, etc.. all from super gullible people huh? Super lucky hes a stand up comedian who makes his living off of it.

    • @jonashansen8907
      @jonashansen8907 4 года назад

      Except that it's all made up by himself... But who cares, it's still funny. But please don't be so naive to think these e-mails are actually real conversations. :-)

  • @itmeyaboitheline3419
    @itmeyaboitheline3419 5 лет назад +113

    OMFG JAMES IS FINALLY ON JIMMY FALLON!
    Man I love this guy

  • @EdgarTarly
    @EdgarTarly 5 лет назад +32

    James is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He deserves way more air time!

  • @majorphysics3669
    @majorphysics3669 5 лет назад +200

    “WHYYYY” .........
    My god shut up hold your questions to the end, you just make yourself look stupid.

    • @serpenthydra
      @serpenthydra 5 лет назад +9

      Is that even a genuine question. Does this audience member really not understand the risks of getting involved in somebody else's business. Makes you wonder...

  • @outoftheklosset
    @outoftheklosset 5 лет назад +414

    Fallon,
    Control your audience. They ruined his set. 🙄

    • @michaelabbott5999
      @michaelabbott5999 4 года назад +20

      I barely noticed it the first time through

    • @lexibrowning7447
      @lexibrowning7447 4 года назад +13

      Tried too. Luckily James is amazing

    • @noname-zd6wu
      @noname-zd6wu 4 года назад +15

      I was deeply engrossed in him that I didn't even realize..I think he pretty much won at this point.. 😂😂

  • @chekote
    @chekote Год назад +45

    I wanted to hear their reaction when they realized it wasn’t the customer they were talking with. 😂

  • @lmarkham27
    @lmarkham27 5 лет назад +232

    Can't believe Veitch made it to The Tonight Show! James and I go back 10 years ago when we met in NYC. Congrats bud!

    • @PunkPopik
      @PunkPopik 5 лет назад +16

      Can I say we know eachother? That way I can tell people I know a person that knows James.

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 5 лет назад +12

      @@jackevans1092 Why is that so hard to believe? Celebrities used to be humans too before they got famous, and in fact they still are, believe it or not. They're not fictional entities

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 5 лет назад +1

      @@jackevans1092 But you don't even know him

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch 5 лет назад +37

      Sorry I have no idea who you are

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 5 лет назад

      Omg 😂😂😂😂

  • @superphantom100
    @superphantom100 5 лет назад +123

    I want to “ accidentally” email James Veitch something so I can be in his act.

  • @sevde9832
    @sevde9832 5 лет назад +88

    I love how everyone in the comments watched all james veitch videos

  • @SplotchTheCatThing
    @SplotchTheCatThing 5 лет назад +23

    Meanwhile, construction crews try to start on Alan and Deb's pool:
    "Well we can't start the pool till you remove the house."

  • @toadplatypus8893
    @toadplatypus8893 5 лет назад +110

    swimming pools? gee i was really sure the HUMMUS WAS GONNA BE BIG

  • @Nick-kz6dg
    @Nick-kz6dg 5 лет назад +475

    Imagine if Fallon was interviewing him instead... 😩🙄
    James: “I reply to emails not meant for me.”
    Fallon: “AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
    He would never get his beautiful comedy out.

    • @BruceWayne-us3kw
      @BruceWayne-us3kw 5 лет назад

      I’ve replied to emails that weren’t meant for me. They were usually from some law school.

  • @Mrscmg10
    @Mrscmg10 5 лет назад +24

    D-Did I heard comedy special later this year?? Bro I'm so PUMPED, CAN'T WAIT!!!

  • @tarunagarwal9573
    @tarunagarwal9573 5 лет назад +5

    One of the best in his field... James Veitch you literally killed it..

  • @DarcieGlam
    @DarcieGlam 5 лет назад +2

    OMG I am so obsessed with this guy! Just found him today on TED Talk and have not stopped laughing. Eating hummus with carrots while watching makes it even better!

  • @WhyYoutubeWhy
    @WhyYoutubeWhy 5 лет назад +4

    OMG i'm diying lolllllll! I needed to laugh so I searched for James wanting to watch the appartment plan stand-up and saw there was this new one I haven't seen. I just wish we saw what was replied after.

  • @monkeysluvdani
    @monkeysluvdani 5 лет назад +6

    Yes!!! I love this guy!!!! I’ve been waiting for more material from him for so long!!!

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 5 лет назад +60

    So amazing to see a big show supporting comics who might not be well known in the US.
    Hilarious as always James, you rock.

    • @vincentwang2310
      @vincentwang2310 5 лет назад +2

      Lammy Lams he was on Conan like twice.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 5 лет назад

      Vincent Wang yes, but as much as I love Conan, and know he is the much better comedian out of him and Jimmy Fallon, the tonight show has a much bigger audience.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 5 лет назад

      @@skunkrat01 only on actual broadcast/cable TV. Conan's main viewership is probably on the internet these days.

  • @lucycaldwell4400
    @lucycaldwell4400 5 лет назад +16

    I like how he goes on Jimmy Kimmel wearing a dinosaur sweater, that’s the person I aspire to be

  • @izzy642
    @izzy642 4 года назад +7

    “Janice I’m going to be frank”
    I thought you were Alan and Deb Veitch!!
    *maybe even James*

  • @acohen3951
    @acohen3951 4 года назад +2

    You sir, are one of the funniest people in the world today,. and I love that your comedy is G-Rated !!!

  • @AlvinaGachuguEnt
    @AlvinaGachuguEnt 5 лет назад +8

    First watched him on TED talks introduced to him by a British friend. Love him so much! The replying to spam emails... gold. 😂😂😂 was like, why didn't I think of that??? 🙆 Way to maximise on usual daily annoyances haha keep up the good work! Also, I'm going swimming right now 😅

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 5 лет назад +1

      in the pool?! You mean they actually made it to spec?! :P

  • @katietwardy2529
    @katietwardy2529 5 лет назад +5

    I love this guy !!!! I was so happy to see a new video !

  • @jennaknopf9771
    @jennaknopf9771 5 лет назад +3

    Love this man, best way to get material for stand up ever
    👏 👏 👏

  • @cloverstudio557
    @cloverstudio557 5 лет назад +36

    Reccomended: "James Veitch Stand-Up"
    Me: *Duh*

  • @taiyosketches
    @taiyosketches 5 лет назад +3

    I’ve waited very long for, this, sir...
    It was worth it in the end

  • @azhdaha2497
    @azhdaha2497 5 лет назад +5

    Why dont we get more of james veitch.. its pure comedy gold

  • @justjulesvlogs
    @justjulesvlogs 5 лет назад +78

    Title: James Vitch stand up......
    Me: was he sitting down?
    Ill leave

  • @Kristina-bs7pb
    @Kristina-bs7pb 4 года назад +8

    "I don't want people to come around and be like "Where's the pool?" "

  • @victort.4798
    @victort.4798 5 лет назад +4

    Omg that was hilarious!! 😂😂😂
    I laughed so hard. I’m going through a stressful time so this is what I needed. Thank you!

    • @red-winged_blackbird
      @red-winged_blackbird 4 года назад

      one of the reasons God placed James on this earth is for this very purpose. Laughter is such a gift!

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 Год назад +17

    I'm still convinced James is jusr Max Fosh with glasses.
    He is like the reverse Clark Kent

  • @IHTCAU
    @IHTCAU 5 лет назад +8

    "Janice, I'm gonna be frank"
    *Morphs into Frank Heffley*

  • @JacobCacho
    @JacobCacho 5 лет назад +6

    Glad to see James Veitch on the Tonight Show 😁

  • @timlu564
    @timlu564 4 года назад +21

    He can put all his ducks in there

  • @andreaphillip7274
    @andreaphillip7274 5 лет назад

    I love James sense of humor! I’ve been on the look out for his skits thank you Jimmy for this.

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Год назад +29

    I’ve been trying to look for this video for some time

    • @theodorequakins2636
      @theodorequakins2636 Год назад

      Probably got a lot harder after it turned out what kind of guy this creep is

    • @lewiskidd9568
      @lewiskidd9568 Год назад +3

      Yeah that's probably becacause most of his stuff has been removed from everywhere, due to substantial accusations

    • @noitallmanaz
      @noitallmanaz Год назад

      @@lewiskidd9568 12 substantial accusations.

    • @qaze000
      @qaze000 Год назад

      ​@@noitallmanazbeg your pardon? is this about jimmy or veitch?

    • @Hack--rz1io
      @Hack--rz1io Год назад

      ​@@qaze000 according to Wikipedia (just looked it up after seeing this comment) Veitch was accused over a dozen times of things that can't be written here if I want the comment to stay

  • @cupcakeenjoyer1
    @cupcakeenjoyer1 5 лет назад +4

    This guy is amazing, he keeps on making me laugh again and again

  • @DittrichCo
    @DittrichCo 5 лет назад +64

    James veich: *literally says anything*
    Audience: ohohohoohohohohihohohoohohahahahahahahahahahahahahhihihihihihihihihihhehehehehehehhehehe

    • @alejandrotaverareyes
      @alejandrotaverareyes 4 года назад +4

      God yea and not even in the funny parts

    • @subbaiahkasi6310
      @subbaiahkasi6310 4 года назад +1

      They do laugh quite a lot, but it is still quite funny. Not ohohohohohahaha funny, but still funny...

  • @s.leesokol1219
    @s.leesokol1219 5 лет назад +4

    James, thank you for making me laugh🤗 You are the best!

  • @Chymai
    @Chymai 5 лет назад

    I love Jame’s jokes! I’ve watched his videos multiple times over and they always make me laugh.

  • @legendhero-eu1lc
    @legendhero-eu1lc 5 лет назад

    Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome!

  • @waemoh11
    @waemoh11 5 лет назад +6

    No more tiny ducks.
    James Veitch: 🙃

  • @Viktor_Drakkon394
    @Viktor_Drakkon394 5 лет назад +41

    Pool that surrounds yhe house.
    You havent played Sims yet have you James? 😂

  • @unknowmysteries5925
    @unknowmysteries5925 5 лет назад +36

    I wonder if Janice has see this video yet?

  • @iknowwhatimdoingg
    @iknowwhatimdoingg 4 года назад +5

    James: *says literally anything*
    Audience: *intense laughter*

  • @aminthmaleehamoosa4947
    @aminthmaleehamoosa4947 5 лет назад +10

    Casually wearing a dino shirt while doing stand up on the Jimmy Fallon show...

  • @evo_is_confused
    @evo_is_confused 5 лет назад +10

    I love James comedians. James Corden is good. James Veitch is awesome. James Acaster is brilliant.

    • @monotoneyay9108
      @monotoneyay9108 4 года назад

      I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @schuesslerlauren
    @schuesslerlauren 5 лет назад +5

    "Old Man McPherson?" I'm dying

  • @SpiralBreeze
    @SpiralBreeze 5 лет назад +91

    Love James, but then Jimmy walked out and I got angry.

  • @JoseVargas-dx7wz
    @JoseVargas-dx7wz 5 лет назад

    Absolutetly wonderful! Make me laught so much! The irony, the out of scale sarcasm, the tinkering stile of a palace jocker, the the evilness on taking down on those who make the mistake to cross his path! Oh! those pour little creatures!. Also you have to give him so much credit for being original in comedy, not every one has it's own stile and can surprise you with a turn of a slide! One of the greatest performers of today!

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch 5 лет назад

      Jose Vargas that’s a lovely thing to say. Thanks so much.

  • @JuJu-xc9oq
    @JuJu-xc9oq 4 года назад +1

    He isn't happy with the size of the pool because if it was for him his mighty rubber ducks won't fit😂

  • @wellthatsstrange
    @wellthatsstrange 5 лет назад +3

    Glad James is finally getting recognition, I've watched Scamalot like 30 times

  • @fdd8747
    @fdd8747 5 лет назад +11

    when you find james veitch on the internet and then he's on jimmy fallons youtube channel later the same day AM I PSYCHIC THIS KEEPS HAPPENING

  • @ocahaok5040
    @ocahaok5040 5 лет назад +16

    Theres a house.
    Audience laughs
    Theres some foliage.
    Audience laughs.

    • @poppy-rose1999
      @poppy-rose1999 5 лет назад

      Good delivery

    • @greybeard5123
      @greybeard5123 4 года назад

      If you know who he is, you know what's coming. And the delivery is spot on.

  • @nicolelocin5507
    @nicolelocin5507 5 лет назад

    Finally!!! Another video of James Veitch to watch

  • @meg3734
    @meg3734 5 лет назад

    oh just brilliant! I had a bad day today and just seeing this... I couldn't stop laughing! amazing!!!!