Bar Etiquette Sins and How to Avoid Them

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  • Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
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    I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm starting to suspect Brian might not actually be a legitimate bartender...
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    Table of Contents
    › 1:47 initiating an order (getting the bartender's attention)
    › 3:23 placing an order
    › 5:25 being prepared for a large order
    › 7:48 custom recipes
    › 9:36 gluten free & knowing the owner
    › 12:16 tipping
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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  5 лет назад +421

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    • @kurt.i8923
      @kurt.i8923 5 лет назад +3

      It's weird seeing Anthony without a sword lol

    • @theoiv
      @theoiv 5 лет назад +1

      @@kurt.i8923 or a jar of mead

    • @foxman8344
      @foxman8344 5 лет назад +8

      As someone who is gluten intolerant I am baffled by anyone who goes into a place and asks if things are gluten free. Do your damn research ahead of time people, and don't expect other people to bend to your dietary requirements. Guess what? Don't order bloody Mary's or beer.

    • @zerodamonsta942
      @zerodamonsta942 5 лет назад

      Get a bar name cucumber ocarina

    • @timmyhoffarth6705
      @timmyhoffarth6705 5 лет назад +3

      I was a bartender for over a year. Yes to all of this. A hundred fold over!!

  • @rikeep
    @rikeep 4 года назад +1549

    Things I have learned:
    1. Don't be a douche
    2. Don't say bro
    3. Brian is a legitimate bar tender

    • @soup5344
      @soup5344 4 года назад +38

      4. Don't forget the liquor bottle viewing sunglasses.

    • @b0ssbeerreviews83
      @b0ssbeerreviews83 4 года назад +6

      If bartenders or waitresses ignore you, walk out n don’t pay the bill. Fuck them

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +3

      SuPeR lEgItImAtE bArTeNdEr

    • @PatchworkLeyn
      @PatchworkLeyn 3 года назад +3

      5. transitions to ads can be fkn flawless

    • @Lodinn
      @Lodinn 3 года назад +4

      4. A legitimate bartender is easy to spot cause they have a cucumber ocarina.

  • @AsitorCorporation
    @AsitorCorporation 5 лет назад +1107

    Brian Brushwood is a legitimate bartender, he went to Barvard

    • @wasabista1613
      @wasabista1613 4 года назад +79

      Me too, I studied at Ale.

    • @aaronthornton2519
      @aaronthornton2519 4 года назад +50

      He must’ve crushed his bar exam

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 4 года назад +15

      Use the full name, you cretin. Bavard, school of magic, bar tending, and resetting injury counters.

    • @asdfjkl981
      @asdfjkl981 4 года назад +6

      @@Echs_D33 Pretentious isley-league-collage prick

  • @andrewpliakis
    @andrewpliakis 4 года назад +167

    "Well, what legitimate beers do you have on draft, ya weirdo?"
    I'm dying.

    • @nisse9009
      @nisse9009 3 года назад +1

      Thought he said ”beerdo” lol

  • @Nicolas-lo8db
    @Nicolas-lo8db 5 лет назад +848

    I am happy to watch this because I AM A LEGITIMATE RUclips VIEWER

  • @kedrak90
    @kedrak90 5 лет назад +1703

    Lesson learned: Avoid people with three sunglasses and bartenders who are very persistent on how legitimate they are.

    • @Arm-el2xl
      @Arm-el2xl 5 лет назад +35

      four*

    • @Philip_J_Hill
      @Philip_J_Hill 5 лет назад +5

      @@Arm-el2xl Wheres the 4th pair?

    • @hunterdavis9941
      @hunterdavis9941 5 лет назад +32

      @@Philip_J_Hill 3 on his head, one in the collar of his shirt.

    • @Philip_J_Hill
      @Philip_J_Hill 5 лет назад +9

      @@hunterdavis9941 Ahhhh i see them now hahaha, never even noticed them lol. They magically appear in the 3rd section of the video

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 5 лет назад +8

      And those cucumber ocarina places. Stay away from those!

  • @andrewfield4072
    @andrewfield4072 5 лет назад +696

    “Can I get your favorite 12 year scotch?”
    **grabs Irish whiskey**
    “I am a legitimate bartender!”

    • @chrisbenson7402
      @chrisbenson7402 3 года назад +10

      I was wondering who would notice 😂

    • @MrJacobSteed
      @MrJacobSteed 3 года назад +18

      I came to the comments to make sure that somebody mentioned this 😅

    • @hulkslayer626
      @hulkslayer626 3 года назад +1

      Just started drinking whiskey recently and thought that was a mistake, but wasn't confident enough to say anything so I ane to the comment section for confirmation 😁 lol

    • @Wiiguyface342
      @Wiiguyface342 3 года назад

      Big npc energy

    • @bline4698
      @bline4698 3 года назад +4

      The Man, grabbed 12 Yr old pot still Irish whiskey , he just leveled up that drinks order

  • @punishedprops
    @punishedprops 5 лет назад +237

    Yes, yes, yes. Fantastic tips! Back in my bartending days my boss told me that if anyone said they were his friend that I was to charge them double. Ahhhh Crazy Larry.

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty 3 года назад +1

      Im pretty sure thats classed as purposely over charging which is illegal and wrong.

    • @jomom2839
      @jomom2839 3 года назад +2

      @icuras dont make me charge you double now

    • @keetonfoust
      @keetonfoust 3 года назад

      I can’t believe you guys aren’t verified!!

    • @avant-gardemarmalade7605
      @avant-gardemarmalade7605 3 года назад +2

      @@Ojthemighty it's an old joke. At a grocery store I worked at my co-workers would say "charge them double" when someone they were friends with then they'd share a laugh

    • @eisenkrahe7125
      @eisenkrahe7125 3 года назад

      Larry Birklin

  • @soup5344
    @soup5344 4 года назад +485

    4 grown men laugh constantly over roleplaying being in a bar.

    • @donmilleriii7399
      @donmilleriii7399 3 года назад +12

      Aw man Douches and Drink Orders, can I play? I've always wanted to try a barmaid who acts flirty for tips but also wants to legitimately find love with a legitimate bartender. May I borrow 4d6 bro?

    • @Coentjemons
      @Coentjemons 3 года назад +2

      Thats what me and my friends are like now after 5 months of quarantaine..

    • @nilus2k
      @nilus2k 3 года назад +1

      My bet is that before they started filming they may have been partaking a bit

    • @kendarr
      @kendarr 3 года назад

      Thats the reason i love these guys, they are like kids

    • @Paka_Lolo
      @Paka_Lolo 3 года назад +2

      @@kendarr but it SHOULD be adults in a bar. They are too childish for my taste 🤙

  • @CantSniff
    @CantSniff 5 лет назад +1529

    16 mins of Brian attempting to get Trevor fired...

    • @imjustwolf
      @imjustwolf 5 лет назад +82

      I'm sure he was close to succeeding when he turned on the Guinness tap. Or at least he owes Trevor a few bucks for it.

    • @HwaRang777
      @HwaRang777 5 лет назад +29

      I could be wrong but I think they're not shooting at Trevor's bar

    • @justaguycalledjosh
      @justaguycalledjosh 5 лет назад +3

      @@HwaRang777 i don't if they are or not.

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 5 лет назад +23

      @@imjustwolf
      He also got Guiness in a liquor bottle. He needs to buy an entire new bottle now.

    • @lionbryce10101
      @lionbryce10101 5 лет назад +11

      @@mattbenz99 I'm sure if it got in the bottle that they bought it with the money they showed on screen lmao

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 5 лет назад +1493

    Somehow I get the feeling that Jason only wrote this episode in so he could show off his wide and varied experience in being a d-bag customer.
    Or just his hilarious improv skills.
    Jason is a legend.

    • @Jason-de5pl
      @Jason-de5pl 5 лет назад +75

      I thought it was to flaunt the 3 pairs of shades

    • @chrisadams628
      @chrisadams628 5 лет назад +59

      @@Jason-de5pl Only thing missing was double popped collar on his polo shirts.

    • @breedlove94
      @breedlove94 5 лет назад +7

      Jason *hates* improv, lmao

    • @javalin597
      @javalin597 5 лет назад +2

      @@Jason-de5pl Nah dude, he had more than that

    • @Wildlink123
      @Wildlink123 5 лет назад +22

      When he finally said "Hey boss," after switching the glasses I fucking died dude

  • @redpenofdoom1258
    @redpenofdoom1258 5 лет назад +421

    This is a public service.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 5 лет назад +273

    Anyone else disappointed that Jason didn't finish the episode with 6 pairs of glasses hanging from various places on his head?

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 5 лет назад +1

      Sooo disappointed...

    • @Xanatos712
      @Xanatos712 5 лет назад +10

      A new pair of glasses per lesson.

  • @777ALLLUCK777
    @777ALLLUCK777 5 лет назад +1029

    I honestly couldn't tell that Brian hasn't been tending bar his whole life. It was so natural the way you twirled that cucumber and dialed for the beer.

    • @SulfuRed13
      @SulfuRed13 5 лет назад +36

      The twirling might come from him handling knifes and shit, though. But damn, that seemed unnaturally natural to him.

    • @asdfgidji879
      @asdfgidji879 5 лет назад +12

      @@SulfuRed13 he could just be like me and naturally wanna twirl anything he happens to be holding that seems twirlable

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 4 года назад +3

      And the cucumber pop eye ocarina. What bar *doesn’t.*

    • @MrClaysta
      @MrClaysta 4 года назад +1

      Sauce bottles in fast food restaurants are highly twirlable

    • @chadspencer7629
      @chadspencer7629 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@asdfgidji879I’ve met my people hahaha I do this with everything

  • @plexi477
    @plexi477 5 лет назад +272

    You can really tell that Trevor cares about his work.
    This is the first "Bar etiquette" video I've seen where the bartender isn't pretentious or annoying in some way or another, it's quite refreshing actually

    • @Prince_-vu4wu
      @Prince_-vu4wu 4 года назад +6

      Johnny Parsnips well when people know what they are talking about in one way or another they are gonna come off pretentious or annoying

    • @Achromasloth
      @Achromasloth 3 года назад +10

      @@Prince_-vu4wu That’s what an annoying and pretencious person would say

    • @Prince_-vu4wu
      @Prince_-vu4wu 3 года назад +1

      @@Achromasloth cool

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty 3 года назад

      I dont think we were watching the same video

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic 5 лет назад +41

    I know the owner!
    'cute, cause I don't know you and I am the owner.'

  • @MrJakson112
    @MrJakson112 5 лет назад +77

    Bartender here.
    All of these are spot on, but he is missing some:
    - For gods sake, have your money or card ready! When we are busy, the last thing I wanna do, i stand there and wait for you to pay, so I can serve someone else, it is also really awkward for me.
    - Don't ask me if I can give you a better price. I don't own the bar, I didn't make the prices, and if I give you a discount, I might loose my job.
    - Do. not. yell. (or whistle) also for your sake, bartenders hate it, which means you will be served last. We see when people come up to the bar, so we know whose turn it is to be served.

    • @AlbertoDsign
      @AlbertoDsign 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha today I just payed without the card. I mean, instead of giving them the card, i mechanically reached for the device and wrote the ping while they looked at me in awe. They would have looked in a bigger awe if it had worked. It took me a while to understand what was wrong. Good thing I'm friends with them.

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 года назад

      That's why whenever I order my drink and any bartender charges me,I tell them to start a tab and keep it open,then when I want to leave. I pay for all the drinks I've had throughout the night without bothering anyone.

  • @JustinOwenthebeardedginger
    @JustinOwenthebeardedginger 5 лет назад +374

    Brian is a legit bartender. And Jason in his douchebag outfit is just perfect

    • @NoonMountain
      @NoonMountain 5 лет назад +15

      We need a Douche Jason side series.... The Modern Douche: "I'm a modern doooooooooouche!!!"

    • @bnerd1
      @bnerd1 5 лет назад +7

      Just love the three sunglasses

    • @dak4465
      @dak4465 5 лет назад +5

      Looks like the tables have become the hunted

  • @kirohaas3193
    @kirohaas3193 5 лет назад +469

    *After listing off several Scotches, an Irish, and a Bourbon.*
    "Can I have your favourite 12 year old Scotch?"
    "Ah, yes sir!"
    *Brian immediately reaches for an Irish.*

    • @C_Mike
      @C_Mike 5 лет назад +12

      Beat me to it!

    • @rosscarballo3162
      @rosscarballo3162 5 лет назад +52

      I think Daniel may need to revoke Brian's somme status

    • @nephicus339
      @nephicus339 5 лет назад +25

      So what you're really saying is that you believe Brian when he says he is a legitimate, professional bartender?

    • @vitotaylor36
      @vitotaylor36 5 лет назад +8

      I feel like we need some sommy discipline here...

    • @mop4232
      @mop4232 5 лет назад +25

      Back to the vault with you, brushwood

  • @thomasdenham1467
    @thomasdenham1467 5 лет назад +61

    As a bartender in the UK this should be required watching when you turn 18 and can legally go to bars

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 3 года назад +3

      Just turned 18, think I'm doing the right thing.

  • @firecross625
    @firecross625 5 лет назад +53

    13:45 Underappreciated joke about the Cucumber Ocarina bit
    "Do you have a LINK where they can all find that?"

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 4 года назад +4

      Oh wow I didn't hear that till you pointed it out! I was too busy cackling

    • @ninjacouch9351
      @ninjacouch9351 3 года назад +2

      I was disappointed they didnt golf clap at that joke and tip their imaginary hats.

  • @Ruuuuubes
    @Ruuuuubes 5 лет назад +702

    Can we please get a sound bite of " 'Cause I'm a Modern Choooooooch"

    • @sub2willne52
      @sub2willne52 5 лет назад +5

      What is a chooch?

    • @BericD
      @BericD 5 лет назад +25

      @@sub2willne52 A chooch is a person who acts like they know what they're doing when they really don't. Or a person who acts in a disrespectful, oafish, or idiotic manner. Basically a jackass.
      I believe Modern Rogue actually talked about being a chooch in their cigar episode back in the day.

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 5 лет назад +4

      @@BericD talked about it, and found out that they were.

    • @westjordan8686
      @westjordan8686 5 лет назад

      I would love to have one myself

    • @generalgrievous6833
      @generalgrievous6833 5 лет назад +3

      instant ringtone material

  • @iWhacko
    @iWhacko 5 лет назад +373

    When I was working as a bartender this would be my answer:
    "I know the owner"
    No you don't
    "yeah I do"
    No I AM the owner I don't know you.

    • @InItForTheParking
      @InItForTheParking 5 лет назад +68

      That works fine if you are the owner. Works horribly if your boss's best friend from childhood stopped in to surprise them.

    • @iWhacko
      @iWhacko 5 лет назад +25

      InItForTheParking true. But that friend wouldnt behave that way and ask for The owner by name whether he is in or not. Also. I was kind of the face of the pub. Even regulars thought i was the owner at Some point :p
      So the argument that they knew the owner wouldnt fly either way. Unless yes if they were a real old friend

    • @InItForTheParking
      @InItForTheParking 5 лет назад +19

      @@iWhacko Be careful with it. My example was an exaggeration but I have seen owners fire bartenders for pretending to be the owner. Not sure how they found out the person was doing it but when they were confronted about it they owned up to it.

    • @michaelparham1328
      @michaelparham1328 5 лет назад +32

      Never bartended, but my initial reaction if I were in this situation, and someone said "I'm friends with the owner" I'd fire back with in a totally friendly tone "Oh, you know Chad?" But that's not the owners name. Their reaction determines the rest of the interaction at that point.

    • @MrJakson112
      @MrJakson112 5 лет назад +5

      I just make them call the owner

  • @ZmbieTaco
    @ZmbieTaco 5 лет назад +92

    Next time I'm in Austin I'm going to this lounge, finding Trevor and doing each of these things and leave him a $50 tip for providing great content.

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 4 года назад +30

    "Can I order some food here at the bar?"
    "Sure, but we are only serving GRILLLLED CHEEEEESE."

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 года назад

      Dive bars : Are we a joke to you?
      Because those are the only bars that people wouldn't bat an eye if you ordered food,otherwise just get a beer and go to your nearest McDonald's if you're that hungry lol

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 5 лет назад +407

    how to pour a nice guiness
    1. beep boop
    2.boop beep
    3. bar-tended
    CAUTION - BE A LEGIT BARTENDER AT A LEGAL ALCOHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT

    • @banishedair4518
      @banishedair4518 5 лет назад +11

      The actual steps though:
      1. Set the tap going
      2. Have an engaging conversation for several minutes
      3. Make sure you remember who ordered it.
      In Ireland they do tens of orders at a time, and probably because everyone orders Guinness anyway, they remember whose drink is whose and serve them in the precise order they were ordered so that no-one waits any longer than anyone else

    • @Jamwamee
      @Jamwamee 5 лет назад +3

      @@banishedair4518 the bartender in Dublin forgot that I'd ordered one and it sat settling for like 5 minutes 🙃

    • @banishedair4518
      @banishedair4518 5 лет назад +3

      @@Jamwamee Unless he specifically said he forgot, he probably didn't. Guinness is supposed to settle for an extremely long time, and the bartenders are both trained for and familiar with collecting orders for almost the entire bar at once in most establishments.

    • @Jamwamee
      @Jamwamee 5 лет назад +3

      @@banishedair4518 I know how long Stouts take to settle dude

    • @davide887
      @davide887 5 лет назад +1

      Bar stands for beer and alcohol room. Your welcome

  • @darkinertia2
    @darkinertia2 5 лет назад +128

    Wooo trevor! I love how the first epi he was in (from the outtakes) he was nervous as fuck, now hes a fan favorite and hes killing the appearances!

  • @nmcdwhatchaaaa
    @nmcdwhatchaaaa 4 года назад +32

    Take a shot every time he says “I’m a legitimate bartender”

  • @pirojfmifhghek566
    @pirojfmifhghek566 3 года назад +14

    Friday night at 9 o clock: "Hey, can I get a round of Mojitos for my crew over there?" as he points to a table of 15 drunk ass jabronies throwing napkins and coasters at each other.

    • @roberts.8389
      @roberts.8389 3 года назад

      Sure that’s a $150 tab and will make the mojitos as basic and efficient as possible for them

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 5 лет назад +597

    11:50 Brian is the legitest of legitimate bartenders Sham has ever known.

    • @shittedpants3265
      @shittedpants3265 5 лет назад +5

      Micah Philson M night Sham-alama the owner of the bar (i will leave)

    • @NeonFlame000
      @NeonFlame000 5 лет назад +7

      I used to work at a dive bar, (had no actual mixed drinks, just beer on tap and bottled stuff). He went to turn the tap on, and it was absolutely hilarious 😂 you gotta let the air run through for a second before you start! It is pressurized... hahaha.

    • @thewhistlingdemigod6570
      @thewhistlingdemigod6570 5 лет назад +22

      I honestly love how Brian doesn't know jack-ass about bartending, so he just polishes random bottles :D

    • @warped_rider
      @warped_rider 5 лет назад +8

      Someone who is in charge of showing bar tenders how to pour a Guinness had a stroke at that exact moment.

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty 3 года назад

      What a sham

  • @SergioEduP
    @SergioEduP 5 лет назад +342

    we all legit bar tenders now, thanks Brian

    • @MrKangaroo123
      @MrKangaroo123 5 лет назад +5

      So what do bar tenders taste like? do they taste like chicken tenders? also, do they have their own southern flavour variant?

    • @slayanmmo402
      @slayanmmo402 4 года назад

      💀

    • @joshotter4919
      @joshotter4919 3 года назад

      The legitimate bartenders are the friends we made along the way

  • @kungfutyla
    @kungfutyla 5 лет назад +25

    I don't understand why people are doubting his bar-tending skills, I mean he literally said he's a legitimate bar-tender. Even if he didn't, did you SEE how he twirled that cucumber?

  • @Rom0.5
    @Rom0.5 3 года назад +16

    The "know the owner" thing happened to me so much. "I know him too, he cuts my pay check" is such a good line that helped me so much.
    I also used the "what's his name already ?" thing, was good fun to see them struggling.
    Incredibly useful video for non bartenders too, thank you so much for that. By the way I found out that bartenders (me included ?) tend to make those mistakes a lot once they happen to be on the other side of the bar !

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад

      "Ya, he said to charge you double. He said you'd understand, mate"

  • @Gandalf-The-Green
    @Gandalf-The-Green 5 лет назад +144

    The Cucumber Ocarina will be the name of the run-down tavern where you guys should begin the D&D episode. Come on, you owe that one to us.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 лет назад +16

      That name really has to show up again somewhere.

    • @Gandalf-The-Green
      @Gandalf-The-Green 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheStrangerous yes, and it could be: The Cucumber Ocarina Of Space And Time ;-)

    • @calebdaily1049
      @calebdaily1049 5 лет назад +2

      I wonder who would be the DM

  • @stephenburley4581
    @stephenburley4581 5 лет назад +250

    Can we change the title of this episode to "How to not be a dickbag in most situations, bar related or otherwise"?

    • @dustinsmith8341
      @dustinsmith8341 5 лет назад +7

      Was thinking about cashiers at fast food places. lol

    • @wyattreed4024
      @wyattreed4024 5 лет назад +6

      @@dustinsmith8341 I work in fast food, and I would honestly love if customers watched this video lol.

    • @CheeseTaterson
      @CheeseTaterson 5 лет назад +3

      I work in retail, and agreed.

  • @JR-gp2zk
    @JR-gp2zk 5 лет назад +12

    The three sunglasses thing just cracks me up. I never understood why the sunglasses in the back of the neck became a thing.

  • @jonathonelvington9198
    @jonathonelvington9198 4 года назад +30

    "that's like paint thinner"
    i was dying😂

  • @lyrebirdfurniture522
    @lyrebirdfurniture522 5 лет назад +311

    I once was making a dash for the exit because things needed to come out of me violently, and while covering my mouth a weeee little bit spurted out and landed directly on the very white very expensive suit the bouncer was wearing. I only found this out when I came back inside, when he grabbed me by the arm and angrily informed me that i had indeed vomited on his suit. I reached into my pocket pulled out a 100 and handed it to him told him to get it dry cleaned on me and keep the change. A week later I came back to that bar, the same bouncer was working, he handed me a 100 and said the dry cleaner didnt charge him for it, and that he didnt feel right taking my money. Dont be a douche if you fuck up, pay for it.

    • @garlicgirl3149
      @garlicgirl3149 5 лет назад +8

      WOW!

    • @jacobbenns6090
      @jacobbenns6090 5 лет назад +31

      I used to work as a bouncer, if only more patrons were as well mannered as you...

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 5 лет назад +43

      Back in 2018 at an Irish pub I missed the toilet with my piss and and wiped it up with a hundred dollar bill. Actually it was a big puddle and it took about 6 or 7 hundred dollar bills to soak it up. There wasn't any toilet paper and I felt good knowing I did the right thing.

    • @ButterBasho
      @ButterBasho 5 лет назад +1

      underrated comment

    • @Lousidity
      @Lousidity 5 лет назад +3

      Aw! He had a good conscience that he didn't keep your money.

  • @huntercollins6463
    @huntercollins6463 5 лет назад +321

    Don't drink and drive cuz you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

    • @JimmyEatDirt
      @JimmyEatDirt 5 лет назад

      I just keep seeing you around

    • @dfw_motorrad1329
      @dfw_motorrad1329 5 лет назад +14

      Don't drink and drive cuz you might hit a drink and spill your bump. Wait.

    • @orficaldari3524
      @orficaldari3524 5 лет назад +3

      drunk driving goes down to 0 percent

    • @superhalocry3
      @superhalocry3 5 лет назад +1

      Don’t drink and drive cuz you might hit somebody and spill your drink and nobody wants to spill their drink.

    • @georgewinchester6403
      @georgewinchester6403 5 лет назад +2

      That's why you only drink at stoplights

  • @D0ubleSwipe
    @D0ubleSwipe 5 лет назад +25

    Sham Berkleman is gonna be proud

  • @jek__
    @jek__ 4 года назад +7

    I love how effortlessly jason transitions from explicitly stating that a solo cup won't do, to explicitly stating for it to be in a solo cup lol

  • @Avertehs
    @Avertehs 5 лет назад +141

    Me, misreading the title as 'bear etiquette sins" :
    "Hell yeah my dudes, I don't wanna do bear crime."

  • @TheDobstopper
    @TheDobstopper 5 лет назад +243

    "Can I get your favorite 12 year scotch?" "I'll tell you what's great is the redbreast, that's the Dalmore move that out of the way. I'm a legitimate bartender." Let me move this great 12 year scotch out of the way to get you an irish whisky, friend. lol

    • @MalcolmPowder
      @MalcolmPowder 5 лет назад +8

      *whiskey

    • @gordonsalive9998
      @gordonsalive9998 5 лет назад +3

      But a great Irish whiskey even better than green spot

    • @TheDobstopper
      @TheDobstopper 5 лет назад +5

      @@MalcolmPowder Irish... *Whisky. Made in America? Whiskey. Made anywhere besides America or Canada? Whisky. Made in Canada? Either. Though, you don't have to take me seriously, I've only been to trade school for, and made a profession out of alcohol for the past 4 years.

    • @ShooterSF
      @ShooterSF 5 лет назад +28

      @@TheDobstopper Ah Shane. It is whiskey when talking Irish. And you don't have to take me seriously but I'm a bartender in Ireland the past 15 years ;)

    • @TheFrencoShow
      @TheFrencoShow 5 лет назад +12

      @@TheDobstopper Might want to ask for your money back from that trade school.
      The rule of thumb to remember is its "Whiskey" if there is an "e" in the name of the country, otherwise its "Whisky".
      Though obviously this isn't always correct, it's much better that presuming America is the only one who uses "whiskey".

  • @KamakazeTaco
    @KamakazeTaco 4 года назад +6

    I love how for the first tip they go into a whole skit about how not to call the bartender. Then when it's time for the example for how to do it properly, the bartender says hi first.

  • @jacklee9035
    @jacklee9035 4 года назад +3

    I love this, I ran a pub in England for a couple of years and all of this is spot on! Especially ‘knowing the owner’ I used to get it all the time! I had one terrible customer ring the owner past 11PM on his landline while his new born child was really quite ill! I almost begged the guy not to call him and gave him the chat about rules and policy but he rang the owner, he then handed me the phone with a huge grin and the voice on the end of the phone, the owner, just said ‘he’s barred’ it was gold the man kicked off but the customer was totally out of order. It all started because we had ran out of his favourite real ale and our replacement and suggested other beers were not good enough. Sorry that was long but this actually happened! Well done you Gentlemen Rogues! (Side not, his child got over the big, fit a healthy now!)

  • @coldpsyker1354
    @coldpsyker1354 5 лет назад +68

    I would say Jason had too much fun with that character, but that stuff was hilarious lol

  • @ItsTheSloanster
    @ItsTheSloanster 5 лет назад +47

    Wow.......I'm a little bit shocked by how well Jason plays a d-bag. Good acting? Fantastic episode guys!!

    • @nephicus339
      @nephicus339 5 лет назад +5

      Playing a d-bag is easy; think of what proper manners would be expected...do the opposite.
      Also, the world is full of them, so we have many many many many examples to choose from.

    • @jacobbenns6090
      @jacobbenns6090 5 лет назад +1

      Acting?

    • @theunholysmirk
      @theunholysmirk 5 лет назад +1

      acting? What acting?

  • @PDeRop
    @PDeRop 5 лет назад +13

    3:08 does not address the issue Jason is having. Sometimes you do feel like you're being professionally ignored. Yes, Jason is overplaying it, but I've been in bars where it takes at least 20 minutes to just catch the eye of one the servers to take your order. They then often raise one finger to indicate : just a minute.
    It's why I insist on paying immediately when I get my drink.. I'm not gonna have to play THAT game again when I want to leave.

  • @Rav162
    @Rav162 5 лет назад +12

    PSA (sort-of) I want to put it out there that some people who ask about the gluten free options may be asking because of sensitive celiacs disease, and it is correct, the process of distilling inherently leaves behind gluten while making spirits - not every distiller uses isolated processing equipment with "gluten-free" in mine. I imagine even certain things added/used to achieve desired flavor profiles post distillation can contain gluten and those people will react to the drink.
    Flip side, I totally get it - highly sensitive celiacs people will generally be acutely aware of what they can and can not have already and may not even ask the question, they'll just know.
    Flip Flip side - There are brands of whiskey that are labeled "gluten free" and this typically means processed in a gluten free or gluten controlled environment.
    Pedanticism aside, I love the video, and thanks for always being entertaining and helpful at the same time.

    • @johnfrancis3203
      @johnfrancis3203 5 лет назад +3

      That is important to know though.

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 5 лет назад

      If you have celiacs, you should know what you are able to drink, its no one else's job to cater to you.
      Its like being a vegan and ordering from a busy food truck but making your chease steak vegan.

    • @Foolio949
      @Foolio949 5 лет назад +1

      Oaked Chardonnays also contain trace amounts of gluten from the barrels.

    • @karapurvis1260
      @karapurvis1260 4 года назад +1

      Came here to make this comment, someone with celiac disease can get very sick and gluten content in liquor is not typically labeled and there are grey areas. I would rather the bartender just say they don’t know if it is gluten free rather than falsely stating everything is gluten free. Then, a person with celiac disease can go with a safe choice or research the brand.

  • @lkreyna2
    @lkreyna2 5 лет назад +4

    "What legitimate beers do you have on draft, weirdo?" I'm fucking dead. lmao

  • @rroussel3
    @rroussel3 5 лет назад +52

    “I know the owner too, he cuts my paychecks”

  • @cretin2025
    @cretin2025 4 года назад +5

    I love Brian’s robotic responses. It’s like:
    Human interaction complete computing response from host server “Trevor” response positive

  • @eyedocduncan
    @eyedocduncan 5 лет назад +3

    OMG. That was the funniest episode yet. Brian killed it as a "legitimate bartender" I don't know how you all didn't bust out laughing

  • @JeffDeLamater
    @JeffDeLamater 5 лет назад +36

    This was one of the funniest episodes you guys have done. Be sure to tell Sham. He and I go way back.

  • @ModernRogueRus
    @ModernRogueRus 5 лет назад +110

    You've been bartended!

    • @Helloitzkenny
      @Helloitzkenny 4 года назад

      Modern Rogue на русском
      не плоха)

    • @Helloitzkenny
      @Helloitzkenny 4 года назад

      Modern Rogue на русском
      не плоха)

  • @annajull328
    @annajull328 5 лет назад +8

    Holy cocktails, Brushwood! I’m currently drinking a Manhattan with an extra 1/2 oz of sweet vermouth as I watch this! Mead boy is psychic as!

  • @CBWBS
    @CBWBS 5 лет назад +14

    Great video! Always enjoy learning about other professions! A note about the gluten free point though, some people sensitive to gluten can have a reaction to grain based spirits (like some vodkas). It's especially annoying as not all brands list the ingredients.

    • @tarnvedra9952
      @tarnvedra9952 3 года назад

      There is no way for gluten to make it through the distillation process, unless something went horribly wrong with the particular batch. If you have reaction to grain based spirits in general, it must be something else because only things that vaporize at about same temperature as ethanol will make it through the distillation.

    • @loganrobertson1987
      @loganrobertson1987 Год назад

      @@tarnvedra9952 as someone with a gluten allergy. Some spirits especially whiskey use some flavorings with gluten products in them

  • @AskAScreenwriter
    @AskAScreenwriter 5 лет назад +20

    I always enjoy The Modern Rogue, but this video was even more hilarious than most! Jason is in fine form here. FOUR pairs of sunglasses (At least those visible)? All he needs to complete the image is a couple more shirts with popped collars at the same time, too!

  • @firefly5247
    @firefly5247 5 лет назад +67

    Jason is weirdly good as an actor, and Brian is weirdly legitimate as a fake bartender. Boop beep boop.

  • @Lucifer8732
    @Lucifer8732 5 лет назад +3

    This year, The Modern Rogue has been my favorite channel on RUclips! I've recommended you to almost all my friends and they love you guys too. Keep it up!

  • @andyt2k
    @andyt2k 5 лет назад +2

    Hey bar owners, put drinks menus on the table. If I sit down at a table with nothing on it, then I stand in a line, then get to the bar with a load of people waiting and you have a huge selection of drinks, then it's going to take me a while to figure out what I want and what you have. If you have a drinks list, have a copy on every table so people can sit down, take their jackets off, relax, take in the atmosphere, look over the list, decide what everyone wants, then once we get to the bar we can put in that specific order you want

  • @mikeb4469
    @mikeb4469 5 лет назад +34

    1) I agree with the others, we need "The Modern Chooch" to become the new tagline at the start of the show, and 2) you coulda made this video 25 years ago when I went to clubs... I'm certainly more educated and experienced in bar etiquette these days.

    • @brofights3138
      @brofights3138 4 года назад

      Every European 18 year old should have this down. So should every American who's 21. This should basically be taught to you by ur parents.

  • @MalcolmPowder
    @MalcolmPowder 5 лет назад +48

    I know Trevor kind of mentioned it already, but expecting a 20% tip in Europe is beyond laughable. Employers tend to just pay people a wage that represents the skills or experience they have. Works for us.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 лет назад +12

      I really wish it were that way here in the US.

    • @turnbull832
      @turnbull832 5 лет назад +8

      In England if the change is anything less than a quid they can usually keep it but it usually just goes into the till or a charity box. Buying whoever is at the bar a drink is more likely than giving them a tip.

    • @aaroncooper4237
      @aaroncooper4237 5 лет назад

      I know in Canada general custom is 15% (although if you’re a student maybe 10% cause school is a thing that costs a lot of money) so if I were to tip an American bartender 15% would they consider it an insult?

    • @That_Guy42
      @That_Guy42 5 лет назад

      That's more than you tip for food!

    • @STFUmorons
      @STFUmorons 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody gives a shit.

  • @SuperDancingdevil
    @SuperDancingdevil 5 лет назад +4

    As a now ex Barman here’s a little list of stuff that will not get you served or even served at all as here in the U.K. we can refuse service with no explanation, So here are a few of my pets hates and I guess many other Bar/Pub staff too.
    1. Never click your fingers and expect to get served any time soon as Bar staff are NOT performing seals for your entertainment.
    2. Never ever Whistle at Bar staff to get their attention they are not sheepdogs rounding up your mutant flock.
    3. Never tap coins on the Bar for attention, Firstly it’s rude secondly it’s irritating and I have personally refused service to more than one would be Woody Woodpecker.
    4. Shouting YO! at the top of your voice will probably get you ignored the pub is NOT a hood nor is it Compton in fact if you are British go to those places and try to order a drink there by shouting YO! at the Bar staff but don’t buy a return ticket as you won’t be needing it.
    5. Never ask for a particular Beer then wait until it’s poured then change your mind and laugh this will get you no service and probably Barred from the pub too.
    6. Never turn up at a Pub 5 minuets before it closes and expect to get served as Bar staff have had a long hard day with aching feet and the last thing they want is to serve you so forget it and don’t even try it as a mouthful of Anglo Saxon often offends.
    So there you have it my little list of stuff that I Personally hated and still do unfortunately I can’t Bar these types of people anymore , But I thought I’d pass on these little Gems from my own experiences.

  • @cyqry
    @cyqry 3 года назад +1

    Knowing the owner is a good one, because usually the staff there would recognise you if you spent a lot of time with the owner/manager anyways. There was a bar on my university's campus that I was friend's with the manager of, and the staff would recognise me because the manager would chat with me when I was there. "Actions speak louder than words" comes to mind here.

  • @bob6784558
    @bob6784558 5 лет назад +35

    I read that as, Bar Etiquette and How to Avoid Them.

    • @georgeboyes864
      @georgeboyes864 5 лет назад +1

      So glad im not the only one who read it like that XD

  • @rocket7241
    @rocket7241 5 лет назад +6

    Any video with Trevor is a masterpiece

  • @joshwolters9047
    @joshwolters9047 5 лет назад +4

    as a rl bartender, this is legit. i wish all my patrons would watch this video, because all this stuff happens regularly at the places i work. and when brian poured the beer on that bottle of tequila, i died.

  • @brendankuncel9344
    @brendankuncel9344 2 года назад +2

    Rewatching this and realizing that when they curse it's censored with glasses clinking is such a nice touch (Brian at 4:00)

  • @cainhiggins5142
    @cainhiggins5142 5 лет назад +10

    Favorite 12 year old scotch and Brian picks out redbreast? Bartending must be stressful. Even for a whiskey sommelier. Love you, dude. 😉

  • @Ruuuuubes
    @Ruuuuubes 5 лет назад +114

    "God is a channel called the Modern Rogue"

  • @professordd8731
    @professordd8731 5 лет назад +2

    God i love you guys. When ever I'm not in a good mood all I have to do is watch your channel and I always end up smiling and laughing.

  • @caitlinruppert4960
    @caitlinruppert4960 2 года назад

    I’m a comic who’s going back into bartending after a decade and I’m watching these to refresh…these crack me up, glad I found a way to not get yelled at by old ladies (they get mad when you don’t remember recipes) aaaand laugh 💁‍♀️ thanks for the refresher.

  • @Tri_monster
    @Tri_monster 5 лет назад +9

    When Brian opened the tap by accident 😂😂😂

  • @eatalotmorebeef
    @eatalotmorebeef 5 лет назад +10

    the nice man asked for a scotch and you gave him Irish whisky. chooch move

  • @u6106l
    @u6106l 5 лет назад +2

    I can't wait for the unedited version of this comes out!

  • @sonorasgirl
    @sonorasgirl 3 года назад

    It’s 1/11/2021 and this is giving me light in a very dark week. Thanks boys

  • @sethcarson5212
    @sethcarson5212 5 лет назад +7

    That moment when you realize the "I" for ("I"nitiating an order) isn't the beginning of some handy acronym but rather just the roman numeral for 1.

  • @DanteCorwyn
    @DanteCorwyn 5 лет назад +4

    Someone once claimed to be a friend who is an infamous tequila fiend in a few bars where we live, and didn't understand why barstaff were laughing at him. Don't pretend to be someone you'renot, especially if that person is a regular at the bar.

  • @firestalker11
    @firestalker11 2 года назад

    This is the first video I have seen on this channel and I am so sold. These dudes seem real cool and are hilarious.

  • @SidneyJupiter
    @SidneyJupiter 5 лет назад +2

    This episode is probably is my favourite, entirely because of Jason throughout, and that metaphor at the end!

  • @ViviSectia
    @ViviSectia 5 лет назад +16

    Pretty sure this applies to all of food service.

  • @Skyfirex97x
    @Skyfirex97x 5 лет назад +4

    11:50 Best Moment, skip to it and watch the video afterwards, trust me.
    Nice Video, Love your episodes and especially with Trevor

  • @nicholasguerra2498
    @nicholasguerra2498 5 лет назад

    You guys are honestly just a more personalized, rugged, and original take on GMMs style, and I love it

  • @theoiv
    @theoiv 5 лет назад

    9:29 Brian huggs the bottles, Priceless. "Me, A Legitimate Bartender" is the funniest running gag ever. I showed this episode to my coworkers and now they are hooked on The Modern Rogue.

  • @bentoboxtsu
    @bentoboxtsu 5 лет назад +10

    With my 21st birthday coming up later this month I need this

    • @Mysasser1
      @Mysasser1 5 лет назад +1

      Welcome to the other side. Please don't drink shots or drinks with a lot of sugar. You will get sick or die if you consume too much alcohol.

    • @matthewscharf8712
      @matthewscharf8712 5 лет назад +2

      Here is some advice: Please don't drink and drive. It is not worth it. So before you go to a bar make sure you have enough money to get a safe way home if you are going alone.

    • @bentoboxtsu
      @bentoboxtsu 5 лет назад

      @@matthewscharf8712 No worries, I don't have a car anyways. I will keep that advice for the future

    • @joemeatballs3694
      @joemeatballs3694 5 лет назад

      Your friends better buy you a muff dive

    • @kateg1355
      @kateg1355 5 лет назад

      Make sure your first drink you buy you 1 remember buying it 2 the drink is something you will remember and not a simple beer .

  • @heidibaltom8138
    @heidibaltom8138 3 года назад +6

    How does Jason not break character sooner. Especially when Brians doing things like spinning a cucumber like a bottle and dropping it.

  • @TheEraihiryuu
    @TheEraihiryuu 5 лет назад +1

    "Bro...bro...bro...." Great job, Jason. Had me and the wife in stitches. The Skillshare "ad" at the end was pretty damn good as well!

  • @nextgencowboy
    @nextgencowboy 5 лет назад

    This may be my absolute favorite MR ever. Relatively common courtesy, but getting insight from Trever on the other side of the bar is always awesome. And the combo of Brian's total awkwardness and the four's chemistry had me cracking up from the start.

  • @Guysm1l3y
    @Guysm1l3y 5 лет назад +12

    Rumplemints? God damn it Jason!

  • @FinBrennan
    @FinBrennan 5 лет назад +9

    14:12 Rage & Feces is the name of my new punk rock band

  • @HELLACRY
    @HELLACRY 3 года назад

    This acting from Jason is pure gold! HAHAHA I love it!! Brian laughs makes it even better.

  • @benjaminkane498
    @benjaminkane498 5 лет назад

    Loved this video. Keep up the great work.

  • @KelleyBroussardMackaig
    @KelleyBroussardMackaig 3 года назад +4

    Question... My go to drink is called a "Grape Mind Eraser". As far as I understand, the essential ingredients that go into a grape mind eraser cocktail include : grape vodka, grape pucker and club soda. I've been to quite a few bars where I've tried ordering a grape mind eraser, and most of the bartenders end up looking at me crosseyed. When bartenders ask me how it's made, they usually don't have the necessary ingredients (especially the grape pucker ) that a grape mind eraser calls for. My question is, are these ingredients typically uncommon for a bar to have on hand? Also - is the grape mind eraser an uncommon cocktail that a lot of bars do not know of / make? Thanks for your time and help with this - it always baffles me!!

  • @LostDemonic
    @LostDemonic 5 лет назад +17

    Redbreast 12 a scotch? If Daniel hadn't picked it in the episodes you guys did about whisk(e)y. I might have forgiven you ;)

  • @phoenixvuurvogel
    @phoenixvuurvogel 5 лет назад

    All of this is really good and hits the nail on the head. As long as you're not being obnoxious about it, I dont actually mind people flashing money. Just hold out a bill casually on the bar - not directly towards us or anything. Having your cash ready to go shows me you've got your order planned and you are actually looking for service (my bar tends to have large crowds sitting and chatting at the bar, or nursing drinks all night). But if you are shouting for us or pulling out wads of twenties that's just rude and unnecessary.

  • @brandonkleppinger
    @brandonkleppinger 5 лет назад

    you guys make some of the best and entertaining stuff on youtube

  • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
    @ZeldagigafanMatthew 4 года назад +5

    [incessently saying "yo, bro"] Looks like someone is asking to be punched in the uterus.

  • @agiammarco94
    @agiammarco94 5 лет назад +11

    Ah ya me a Sham go way back, we used to be roommates back in college

  • @phosphor8416
    @phosphor8416 2 года назад

    Thanks for this great video. First time on the channel and immediately bursting in tears from laughing. The part with the double sunglasses got me most.