First Date Gone Wrong
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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There's no alcohol in meat...classic.
Dude I died when I heard that 😂😂😂
No need to repeat the guy
My cousin marinades the chicken in beer or wine. Plus a little pickle juice, some herbs & spices. Tastes delicious.
😂😂😂
"What is it like to feel things?"
"It's terrible"
Just hit a month sober and can confirm
Congrats on a month of sobriety ! 🎉
I'm gonna go tip back some delicious bourbon right about now
I've been sober my entire life less 12 hours (at most) and I also can confirm that feeling things is terrible.
4 years sober. It still hurts. Life is beautiful even in its pain
Congrats
Honestly the popcorn joke should've landed. That was so clever.
Been there!
I was waiting for the “shucks” follow-up!
Agree!
Yeah. She doesn't go for that one, just leaf.
Straight up!!!
The look on her face when he said "I wish I would have thought of that one", referencing her preempting the "stalking" joke, was absolutely priceless and flawlessly played.
2:36 the Anxious/Avoidant bit had me DYING. Too relatable.
One time I went on a date in college. This girl was kind of cute, but I swear she maybe said 2 to 3 words the entire meal. It wasn't like she wasn't into me either. It was just excruciating getting a sentence out of her. It was the first date I had been on in years as I had just gotten out of a long term relationship with another woman.
It was so awkward that just thinking about being trapped at that table still sort of haunts me. I ended up excusing myself to the men's room for a long period of time just to simply escape the bubble of silent cringe awkwardness.
I was almost able to save it - she was VERY cute - by taking her to a bar, calling some buddies and getting some beer pong going. We had some drinks and started loosening up. Touching a bit, getting closer, then I ended up tipping an entire pitcher of beer all over her. And I mean all over her. I don't think I'll ever truly get the look on her face out of my head.
Even after all that I got a good night kiss. We talked for a week. Then my ex contacted her on social media and told her a bunch of lies about me and finally she ghosted me. It hurt bad at the time.
But years later I found out she dated an acquaintance of mine, a really nice kind man, and did her best to make his life a literal living hell. Sometimes you dodge bullets you can't even see.
I could write a book on my personal dating mishaps, sound like you could as well. 😅
@paulegerold oh yeah. One time I took a Vietnamese girl out. During the date I went to restroom. I came back She was sat at the table with her back to me. For some reason I thought it would be cute to kind of surprise her. I put my hand on her shoulder and kind of gave her a little "jump scare" very playfully. This girl jumped out of her chair, and was on the ground in hysterics. Freaking the fuck out. In tears. The entire bar looking at me just standing there not knowing what to do. Apparently her family had been through some real shit when she was a child. They had to escape to America. Yeah...don't scare people.
We didn't last long after that.
Omg 😂😂 What a whirlwind.
Ja, I've had one of those dates, a long time ago. She honestly had nothing to talk about, and definitely uninteresting. I never contacted her again.
you should have been happy. you had found a girl who doesn't talk much.
Best advice that i never listened to was "be yourself". Either they'll love you or hate you. The faster you find the ones that don't love you, the faster you'll find the ones that do.
This one million percent!
The sooner you can get to a situation in which you disagree how to best proceed, the sooner you'll know if you really get along.
how did he not recognize her as his Uber driver??
He only saw the back of her head. LOL.
@@marciaoh7056 Sus
This video is making me feel akward and I’m noI’m not even in the date 💀💀
One of the most perfectly awkward things I have ever seen
@@Blazeddonuts4241 Oh my lord - Charlie's initial greeting.😮 Stepping in for a hug, trying to be cool, and getting it all so very wrong.
Wow, that truly was a bad date. I think it would take hours just to _imagine_ a date going this badly, lol 😂
I’ve had… about 3
The most accurate thing was how she is totally overdressed for the casual venue he picked out lol
@@emilyslaton2100lol, that's a good observation! I bet she's from Chicago, lol 😅
Charlie Berens is an continental treasure; if you don’t eat meat keep steppin
@@4363HASHMI
You do know that these sketches are all fiction, right?
...and the core essence of comedy is exaggeration? 😅
"what's it like to feel things?"
"Terrible"
I'm dead
I like how he combined all those corn jokes lol
He really did plow ahead with them...
My last name is Cobb…I’d be all into the corn jokes!
He really found his way through the maize...
😂😅
This was a good reminder that I'm definitely NOT well equipped to re-enter the dating scene. I'm just gonna chill lol!!
The last line "I’m going to pay for half of your beer"? Hilarious 😂.
That was one of the best lines I agree 😂
Guys trying to navigate feminism when they discover they're out with a feminist... "Now that I realize I can't stand you, am I still expected to go by the double standard and pay for your entire meal?"
@@jimmyyounger618 I treat it like gambling, a night out at a casino.🎲 You've worked out ahead of time how much you're prepared to lose by gambling on a Win. If the date goes brilliantly, you'd never remember how much you handed over for their meal.😉
@@jimmyyounger618that’s some bad thinking there
@@dawnjohnson8739 Please elaborate, and do you have more than 3 cats?
She is the least midwestern person, no alcohol and no meat or dairy, I hope she enjoyed her water
@random_uncle09 That water was bad manners from Charlie. He coulda sprung for a fancy juice or mocktail! What a stinge. /I enjoyed her self-talk as she's walking in. "I don't chase, I attract" 😄
I think this might be one of the funniest sketches that either of these comedians has done! I especially laughed at the line, "I could totally see that," delivered like a compliment and her "help! Get me away from this cringey guy" expression after he said, "hakuna matata." And, of course, that perfect burp.
Not at all, the best one they have done was when he went. to cali and she was the uber driver that came from Illinois 😂😂😂😂😂 that shit was spot on
@@StillRoastin88 Well, FWIW, I did say "one of the funniest," not "the funniest" period or anything.
@@theadaptationstationmaster it wasn't even funny bud
@@StillRoastin88 Well, keep in mind that humor is subjective. The same thing could be said about the sketch about the uber driver that you praised.
@@theadaptationstationmaster I dont have to keep in mind. The Shit people think is funny, is truly not. Sorry bud but this was lame af cuz this act wouldn't of never happen.. hints why it wasn't funny. Maybe one chuckle but yea it was lame af, just like your sense of humor, 🤣🤣🤣 now that's a joke 🤣🤣
“I’m a vegan.”
*“It was nice meeting you, goodbye.”*
Nooo! I need to see Charlie choking back a retch over the prospect of fake cheese!
"check please!"
I think you meant 'it was nice _meating_ you, goodbye."
I went out with a vegan once, and she picked the one place I didn’t want to go to, after I offered the only veg place in town and she refused. I had had enough, and ordered a bacon cheeseburger. The date ended in 10 minutes 😂
I mean, those jokes were pretty funny though. :) The avoidant/anxious conversation was hilarious!
“What’s it like to feel things” “it’s terrible” 😂😂😂
Wow, it's almost like we all watched the video and heard them say the same lines!
@@grammar_shark wow, it’s like you’re a complete Jack a$$ for commenting on what everyone does! Congratulations!
"Hunting....AND GATHERING!" Hahahahahahaha!
I did t think it was possible to have so many jokes about corn in under 60 seconds, but here we are 🤷🏽♂️
There are in grain blind spots in your assertion, but also a kernel of truth
Rather a-maize-ing, I would say
But "ear" we are
I'm aweshuck how many they managed to cram in there
Whats it like to feel things. LOL
"If you were any hotter you'd have popcorn on your dress" 😂😂
It may have been a bad date but at least they know for sure that it won't work out, ever.
It'll only take 2 years of living together before they figure that part out
I don't know. I think the guy was still hoping to make it work. LOL
Perfect for each other. Tell yer mom I says hi.
She actually showed up , thats further than I ever got
Still laughing. The slight gag reflex at the thought of vegan cheese curds? I felt that .
Hey Charlie, are you thrilled the Püteketeke won? Is the billboard still up?
A sober vegan and a drinking hunter... n-ope!
Oh man that hurt, I remember that date; didn't realize it was filmed and would be broadcast
I could only hope my first dates went this well!
"God bless you!" 🙂"I'm an atheist" 😑 "Hakunah Mattata!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Think about it. Something like Saturday Night Live has a team of writers and in 20 years can't come up with anything nearly as funny as what Charlie, and in this case Laura, come up with on their own. Great stuff you two!
Love Charlie and Laura, but let's not get carried away.
They absolutely can.
Tofu cheese curds? Sounds like an abomination
"Posted some thirst traps" 😂😂😂 the man himself is a thirst trap ❤😂
I found the waitress more attractive. That's just me though.
"....AND GATHERING.... vegetables... in my garden." lmao
INSTANT rewatch 🤣🤣🤣💎 I feel for the server! hakuna matata 😆😳
A vegan that doesn't drink.......so she is basically like my 5 year old.
Don't forget she's also an atheist. Basically- me: non-drinking vegan atheist (and liberal, of course). The dating pool isn't that great for us.
@RickLeBeau maybe not in WI. You're a catch in NYC
@@RickLeBeau Every building has a builder, every painting has an artist and all of creation happened by accident.
@@LindaC616 Good point. San Diego isn't the worst, really. But the vegan/atheist/liberal combo platter has put the kibosh on more than a few second dates.
Wait your kid eats their vegetables?
All those details should've been ironed out before the date even went down lol
That wouldn’t make for a very funny skit though
@@LyleMyers very true
@@sleekilla You are the type of person this skit is about lol
If you live in Nebraska then the corn makes for a perfect date.
The worst part of this date...SHE IS VEGAN:(
Oh there’s no alcohol in meat 🤣
“I’m actually an atheist”
“HAKANA MATATA!!!”
😂😂😂
Doesn't drink, Doesn't eat meat, no thanks lol
I realize now I should have been the waitress on all the bad dates.
She should have mentioned that she was vegan before the date. She would have been a nightmare.
It's a little corny 😂
I am a coRnoisseur of great humor, and this video hit the spot. Poppin' jokes, I like!
Haha I see what ya did there
Geeze Louise
Needed Charlie this morning. Thanks for the laugh 😊
To be fair these kind of dates always end in doing the reverse wheelbarrow
You Internet stranger get the updoot!......so true 😂
Lol underrated comment
This is why I go kayaking vs. dating. Unless I'm hit by a boat or the wind pickups I know I'm going to have a great time.
Won't they just escape into the water?
Giving them a chance to get away. So very thoughtful of you! 🤭
And soon as she's says vegan, it's time to say goodbye.
that was rough to watch....
You dodged a bullet there, Charizard. Yikes.
thank you charlie, i took notes
Sorry about the divorce. Hang in there. You’ll find happiness soon
i went on a date with a guy who expected me to pay for part of his pricey meal ; he made nearly twice what I did AND I met him at the restaurant on my own two feet. He thought he was helping me be feminist by helping pay for his more expensive dinner.
sounds like he dodged a bullet
Hakuna matata 😂🤣
Thank you Charlie for another great video. 👍
yo the sequel
When a girl says vegan, RUN!
Geez this date’s been like a bag full of broken chips, disappointing and stressful, better throw it away and get a new one
Oh man I love the getting ready video so this is the perfect sequel. Can't wait for the engagement video!
She’s got the perfect dress for taking the walk of shame the next morning…..😂
I would bet real money this happens hourly in NYC...and I mean verbatim.
He's from the midwest if he motions to split the check with her when all she had was water and some vegetables! 😆
This should have been named "Country Boy meets City Girl" 😂
Did someone film my last date?
🍺 And they awkwardly ever after.....! ❣️
Married 25+ years... kinda feeling like I caught the last chopper out of 'Nam....
She must be from Naperville. He must be from 1983. 😉
The last line about splitting the check 😂😂😂
Love this colab so much 😂
You could tell shes a vegan without her saying it.
Been on that date lol
I've been (and still am) the atheist vegan non-drinker in that scenario. The Venn Diagram is a bit small for us.
That date went absolutely perfect. If she ever wants to get together again RUN
Soooo disturbing!
But... um... very accurate too!
LOLOL! ;-)
I wish my dates were that great
Charlie I don’t know why she didn’t like your jokes you were killing it!
they were pretty corny
@@CharlieBerens only mildly.
Give this guy his own TV Series 😂
There’s no alcohol in meat.
The thing about crime documentaries is true lol. I am absolutely fascinated but if I mention it to a guy they don't like it because its too dark 😂😂😂
I don't understand how someone with a hobby of studying murderers and all the grisly details of how they murdered people is anything but concerning.
@@joelgray4403 for me its a reality check as a woman. It is concerning for a man however to be intrigued because most murderers are men and I would wonder if they are looking for tips...... think about that.
Fear men
As awful as she is, that stalker joke was phenomenal.
I remember dating. That's the downside of having a good memory.
Yea, if my date said they were vegan I'd be out SO fast
I would be out the second she said vegan.
Ugh, dating is horrible and if a girl says shes vegan........check please
😂 the whole time I'm thinking oh my gosh will somebody please feed her she looks like she's starving to death😅
yeah in America we get used to seeing fatties we think every woman should weigh over 130 lbs lol.
Wow, A recovering alcoholic, vegan. Get up, walk to the door and leave.
The restaurant name on the glass is Charles E Fromage lol😅
Awesome. Made me totally cringe and laugh at the same time. So many one liners! She was brave to last this long! And don't forget the waitress watching this uneasy interaction. 👍 Gorgeous lady burping brings it earthward with a slam 😂
Found my girlfriend through Charlie and Myles. This is great
How? Do you know them in real life?
@@ashleydanielson3222 I was in the bellies up podcast episode 45
Yall should get together, would lowkey match each other perfectly!
I’m just shocked a dress that red and slinky comes in corn print.
Pretty much pack it in once she says she's vegan
There’s no alcohol in steak 😂
How did they not figure out they have almost nothing in common before meeting in reality?!
Half my beer? Maybe just the tip.
That was the smoothest corny coke I heard in my life