How many Snakes can I get past Airport Security?
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You're insane but in a good way
great video man keep it up!
I am extremely uncomfortable with this video... illegal wildlife smuggling is a serious issue especially in countries like Australia where biosecurity is critical and protected native species are stolen. There are over 130 Australian reptile species that are listed in the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Flora and Fauna (Cites).
I love you
Scopely is evil their real name is Cash grabbers inc.
"Ah, you're just a strange guy" has to be the most accurate description of Allan in less than 10 words
lollll
But smart! He's got a lot of subs for it!
No it's 22 words not less than 10 words
@@peterparker8763 The part in quotes is the description, the remainder of the comment isn't
Everything outside the the quotations is a description of a description of Allan
Allen*
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could you imagine needing a CT scan and the hospital is like, "Yeah, the airport's about a twenty minute drive from here"
@Don't Read My Profile Photo dont shut up (that was sarcastic)
Sadly I can in fact imagine this
Guys be shooting up with homemade radioactive iodine jumping through airport scanners in a William Osmon video next.
@@benner86 Imagine replying to a spambot. What's next, yelling at clouds?
@@LordDragox412 Imagine talking to a guy yelling at clouds. What's next, debating with a squirrel?
I actually successfully transported a 6 ft. albino Burmese Python from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Fresno, California on a Greyhound Bus by simply keeping it in a backpack and calling it my carry on luggage in 2007.
They didn't question you probably because of your name
@@dog_backward this was,,,, a really good comment. I needed that belly laugh
If I check a ticket that said dick dangler and then looked down to see a giant coil of something in his backpack, I'd just continue on my merry way and pretend I didn't see a thing.
My buddy that worked for Greyhound told me their passengers are all the people that couldn't possibly make it through Airport security lol
@@Dave435lthat accurately describes greyhound passengers
I’m dying at the fact that at 10:45 ish the security guard is just watching him violently pound in the fake snakes into his bag
Wrong timestamp
10:46
@@sillicon8227 you right mb
Lol I noticed that too 😂 "oh man one of these weirdos... What the fuck is it this time? Meth? Coke? Or the worst... Influencers?!"
Between this and the soda stealer it's like Allen is trying to get arrested.
Wouldnt doubt thats what'll happen one day
dont forget the punch gun
Who says he not trying to
Homeboi trying to get free rent in CA; St Quinton bound😎😂
It's a challenge. No one would dare arrest Allen.
Not a single "snakes on a plane" joke. I'm impressed at the restraint. Also, William diving headlong into the bush is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
It was the timing on the dive
@@drumboarder1 every jump into a pile of pointy sticks barely filled with leaves will be outstanding on its own, like a mild evil knivel type stunt(I bet he got hurt and that there was blood, maybe not enough for a whole drop, but definitely some dead skin was shed) timing seemed right bc of the narration
I can practically hear the Ed, Edd, n' Eddy "Subaluwa" sound when he jumps..
@@Ewr42 you've never jumped into a bush apparently
@@drumboarder1 have you?
Maybe not the same type of bush, but the ones I'm familiar with certainly aren't as soft as they look
As a Florida native for those curious the snake in the video is known as a black racer. They eat venomous snakes and are notoriously filled with rage xD. I’ve hatched a clutch of wild eggs before and was curious if they could be tamed, as it turns out black racer snakes are near impossible to tame xD
dude if my diet was as toxic as a league of legends chatroom id be filled with rage too
@@nox_luna their fun to catch as their super fast and non venomous but yeah if u mess up the grab he’s biting you xD
@@everythingman0082 i heard racer snakes were fast, hell its in the name.
@@nox_luna yeah their extremely fast xD, if u wanna catch one u either need to catch up to it as it’s fleeing and not miss your grab. Or approach it slowly in an attempt not to scare it off
@@everythingman0082
There is something innately hilarious about like 7 famous coding youtubers playing with a snake
That's racist.
@@WeAreInYourWall There is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling me racist
@@wintercheckmate869 I've called the police.
@@WeAreInYourWall There is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling the police on another guy after he said "there is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling me racist" in response to that guy calling the police saying "That's racist." as a response to the "offender" saying "There is something innately hilarious about like 7 famous coding youtubers playing with a snake"
I'm sure the snake loved it. Plenty of bugs to catch :).
10:49 The security guard is just starring Allen down while he stuffs a bag full of fake snakes. I think he's had a rough day.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i won’t
@@fishbowlpig Wait. That's illegal.
Just like the Uvalde police
@@xacxdcx PLANE SNAKE 🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
"Not my job, someone inside will handle that"
- He probably
I have a friend who is on "the list". This is how you get put on "the list". You don't want to be on "the list".
What’s “the list”
LMFAOOO my dad is on the list
@@infiniteplanes5775 maybe a list of sus people. could be used againt you in future.
@@Vanisher how did he get on there
@@Vanisher what happened? and howd u know hes on "the list"
“Alright, you’re a strange guy” cracked me up. They were both so professionally aghast
The visual of like 6 very smart science people panicking around a snake in a box is next level hilarious
What I like about this guy is that he doesn't ask: "Can I get past airplane security with a snake?"
He goes directly to: "How many snakes can I get past airplane security?"
Becuase it's easy to get shit past them
@@tfordham13 they definitely threw my multi tool away that I forgot to take out of my backpack because it had an inch knife. Which is within their guidelines. 😢 it was a nice multi tool!
@@sarahboles-haslup7127 because it's security theater they gotta make it seem like there doing something when there not
@@tfordham13 for sure. I have definitely had that thing in my bag before while traveling, and it never got flagged. The worst was when they insisted on my disabled mom, who could barely walk due to a brain tumor, taker her shoes off and get patted down because of something flagged in their scanner thing. It was so unnecessary and they were so rude, trying to make her hurry up.
@@sarahboles-haslup7127 I am so sorry to know u ,but safety first .Ms.😢 A lot of bad guys are not giving themselves a title " bad guys " on their forehead .They even act like a normal people trying to go on plane.So maybe they are rude cuz u and your mom are innocent .But what if the real bad person imitate like u or your mom , and get passed easily ....
A lot of people on a plane me might get into trouble .
no way did this man bring a SNAKE on a PLANE and not make ONE snakes on a plane joke
About 85% of the people in the comments: “Huh?”
Mutha F-A
I know… insane
I thought this guy was making that joke in the first place but perhaps not
He didnt bring a real snake. Low snake energy here.
8:27 "packed a bag with a third snake skeleton on the side" foreshadowed the whole other snake by saying there were three instead of the 2 we knew about
This went from a guy with a cool fake snake in hit hat to a mastermind who had like three red herrings and a made an entire website just in case. This is why we love you Allen.
“1 man, 1 hat, 1 snake, vs 60,000 federal agents.”
The most glorious of battles.
And 10 billion dollars xD
Lol
@@MASTERCRAFT938 Who do you think is going to win : )
yo make more videos and make comments avalible
Change the vs with x and everything change
I'm really concerned about what would have happend if Allen hadn't lost the real snake
yeah i am too
they were probably still gonna let it go
If they truly wanted a real snake, they could have got it from a pet store. Someone clearly talked them out of taking a real snake for good. They wouldn't have wanted their name on a no-fly list.
I doubt he would have actually done it
they let it go on purpose
The reveal that he had more snakes in his bag was like the third act in the heist movie where after it looks like they failed it turns out it was a part of their plan all along.
Allen’s 3 (bags of snakes)
i was waiting for him to say something like, "BUT ALL THOSE SNAKES WERE A DISTRACTION THE REAL PRIZE WAS THE PIPE BOMB I PUT IN MY PANTS!!!"
"My snake is going to love being stuffed in this hat"
5 minutes later: "turns out my snake hated the hat and ran away from home"
Lol
@@GodApolloEditz yes lololol
Snakes will always just explore. Some slither fast. Others very slow. And Others wrap around your arm or sit in your pocket where you put them
Security guy after the scan: "Alright, you're a strange guy". Security guy after seeing the end of this video:"Alright, that was clearly a huge understatement"
Ok despite how hilarious it is I'm legitimately happy that he didn't try bringing an actual snake on a plane, for a wide variety of reasons. That said...
"You're a strange guy, have a nice day" What a nice TSA officer lol.
"Good lord are we just looking at a pile of snakes now?" has to be one of the better quotes from this channel.
He probably didn't plan to bring the snake in the first place.
People with a fear of flights and a fear of snakes are gonna love this one!
Like Samuel L. Jackson already said: "I'm fucking tired of motherfucking snakes on this mf plane"
Luckily, the lady at the end was fine.
Not sure about anyone else though lol.
I live in Florida and my biggest fear is snakes. My second biggest fear is heights, so yeah
The whole snake escape moment was straight out of a cartoon or something. I was shocked when William just absolutely launched himself into the bush. 😂
Absolutely incredible clip
He did it for the vine...
Sly cooper?!?!
the part when will jumped into the hedges for that damn snake had me dying
William's dive into the bush had me choking with laughter.
Always impressed by what the smartest people on RUclips do with their time when they get together.
Am i the only one wanting to be a part of RUclips science gang?
Would be so cool to hang out with I did a thing, Micheal and William
@@Bambus820 what you got against Allen?
I feel like this video was another rushed job. It seems like every one of these people are not just messing around and when they remember to make a video they come up with something stupid and call it work. While the video was meh, it was not the best.
@@Bambus820 Sorry William Osman is a tosser and he quit RUclips and then came back because he is broke again.
@@kameljoe21 well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it
At first I was surprised to see Michael Reeves, but on second thought this is the exact situation I would expect to see Michael Reeves involved with.
Michael is an engineer so it makes sense he's friends with other engineers
I was not ready for Nile Red though lol
Wait WhAT I must have missed it
He'll do anything but upload
I love how they're doing all this freaking out infront of real life Australians
I never thought that an Allen Pan video would have more in common with jackass and oceans 11 but I think this is my favorite video you've ever made. I'm lying on the floor writing this message because your friend jumping in the bush after the snake left my chest heaving. Watching you at TSA was nail biting and the reveal at the end was amazing. Thank you so much for the best video ever
Everything about this video is an appallingly bad idea but its truly hilarious that someone actually agreed to sponsor it
To be fair, nothing says "appallingly bad idea" quite like the "star trek" brand post-2008.
I thought allen was crazy for trying to get a snake into a hat, but then I saw will jump into bush with a snake in it without a second thought
I wasn't prepared for that.
I'm pretty sure there was a second or third thought, and then many more after the jump, that all said he shouldn't.
"I was in Florida and found a snake just lying on the ground." Yeah that happens a lot
A an avid hat wearer, every time i've traveled tsa has asked me to take off my hat before getting scanned so im honestly really surprised they scanned you with the hat on.
When I went to the Galapagos I heard a story about how a woman tried to sneak 6 puppies through customs in a fake belly. You can't have dogs there because of all the protected wildlife but people like dogs so they of course try and smuggle them in. She was a local so the customs guys recognized that she left for a week and came back 9 months pregnant.
Even if she didn't get recognized. an x-ray scan would have probably been really confusing, just a woman pregnant with 6 dogs.
@@AnimatorJuusoz it was coming back into customs so they don’t do X-ray scans when you are leaving. She got it through one airport security already.
@@AnimatorJuusoz sus
@@AnimatorJuusoz GOD DAMN WEREWOLVES!
If you had TSA Pre, in some airports they just have you go through a metal detector instead of the full body scan thing and you could definitely get the snake hat through that.
Plenty of airports in Australia still just have a metal detector, the hat has to go through the xray machine though
Just imagine TSA will be searching for this guy.
And if they do find it, just tell them it's your emotional support animal
@@archygrey9093 hmmm I see. Then I shall keep the snake in my pants
@@McStruggles I bet you would
This video is exactly what I needed today!
I love how nigel (nilered) is documenting the whole process for the patreon members of safety third lol
Remember Snake, this is a sneaking mission. Try not to get caught.
Lmao
"what a thrill"
Unoriginal joke didn't laugh
A snaking mission
When I was a kid I was in Boy Scouts and would go on camping trips once a month or so. One summer I went to visit my grandparents in California which included me flying across the county. On my flight back home tsa found my AXE in my backpack that I forgot to take out after a recent camping trip. This was post 9/11 and I was able to pass through tsa three separate times with a god damn axe in my backpack before they found it 🤣
because the tsa is security theater. They're massively ineffective at their jobs. There are plenty of stats and audits to back that up, too.
"Oh, what's that doing in there?"
@@CRneu
And yet, they could stop someone with a ballistics gel snake
Same exact thing happened to me with a 3 inch blade pocket knife
@@CRneu that is exactly right
this video is hilarious.
great editing, so many moments that made me laugh out loud.
great video
The reason your potential pet wouldn't go in the hat was because snakes go in boots, not hats
comparing the TSA's budget to the cost of rebuilding the twin towers did a great job of setting the tone for this video.
I just realised-
Just wait until you see how much the resulting Iraq War costed.
Kinda feel like that it discounts the human lives lost, but yeah.
@@Omega_21XX it doesn't lol
@@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 which part of saying "hey, the money spent on this could just replace the thing destroyed, and then some" not say that it ignores the human element?
Watching you all be terrified of a harmless rat snake was pretty hilarious. I know not everyone is comfortable around them, but really, the biggest danger you were in was getting stinky!
Exactly they could’ve just grabbed it very easily
Yeah I like how he had a 10 stage Rube Goldberg machine and a team of 5 people to get the snake into the hat/bag when they could have easily picked it up, put it in the bag, and the snake would have been relieved he doesnt have these weirdos chasing it around anymore.
@@matthewnelson9868 Well, it did make for good comedy.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 it obviously wasn't funny for the snake
@@DavyHulme boo hoo animal cruelty
I love how he brings other youtuber that i really like onto his experimental video
So glad someone is asking the important questions
In all seriousness, DO NOT attempt to capture wildlife as a pet. In the vast majority of cases, it won't be happy in captivity, and you most likely will have a hard time giving it proper care. And since in most cases, it's illegal, you can't really take it to the vet if it needs medical attention. If you think you've found an injured animal, call a local animal rescue or other specialist
here in Florida theres a ton of invasive species and people usually go around hunting them. Tegus, chameleons, ball pythons you name it. If you are willing to make a sanctuary while also "Eliminating" them from the area, do it, since the other option is to kill on sight.
Yes
This
@@ImLennz that wasnt an invasive species though. It was a rat snake
+ it’s a real problem with the reptile industry having wild caught snakes. Support a snake breeder instead of capturing a snake from the wild!
"Mom, can we get oceans 11?"
"we have oceans 11 at home"
*Oceans 11 at home:*
Haha. The ending definitely felt like the Oceans 11 heist explanation at the end!
This could put you on the “NO FLY” ♨️🛫 list
“It’s like a silicone thing” 😂🤣 then that side look to the other one and then quickly turning away. I almost
I think a live snake would look different on the scan, just because it would be moving, and the image would probably look smudged.
It would still most likely lead to questions being asked and luggage being opened.
You can sedate the snake so it wont move
And they are usually coloured depending on organic matter
Not really since a bagged snake will just kind of chill most of the time
@@sak_1017 Sedating animals is generally dangerous though :(
>be a snake
>casually rest under the warm sun
>enjoy the warmness on your scales
>humans approach
>ssshit.mp3
>man grabs you by the tail
>man puts you in a plastic bag
>you are now bound to be the object of his amusement
As a biologist, this kills me. As a normal human, I love everything this video is.
some jekyll and hyde vibes over here
legit felt bad for the snake, not sure if he caught it solely to play off the fake ones or if he was serious
@@tigertoxins584he knew he was gonna get caught so i think using the fake one was already planned from the start, because y'know it wouldn't be pretty to be caught by airport security trying to sneak a real living snake in the plane
Thanks for the tutorial!
This is the best video I've seen in a while. Laughing in the middle of the gym on the treadmill
4:30 Oh, wrong Michael...
Im the first person to reply to THE Michael Superbacker . OMG the best day of my life
@@moniljainshah3508 Dang it you got here before me
MICHEALL!
Is it Michael reeeeeeeee
Hello
Hey Allen, if you really want a pet snake, there are better ways to go about it.
Wild caught snakes are usually harder to keep than ones bred in captivity.
Of course, this varies a lot based on factors like for instance species, but still.
Snakes are cool pets. Just don't get any venomous ones. Those are for experts.
This comment needs more likes so that he can se it. As a snake owner, I support this message
@@maddoxprimeaux3565 same, snakes are sick, I've had my ball python for over 10 years
was about to comment this
^^^^ this
get a rosie bowa :)
Theres actually a story i know of a local who unfortunately had a snake crawl into his bag when he left it open (snakes are common where I live). The snake was mistaken for a belt by TSA and the poor man died soon after when he opened his bag and got bitten
You make some really funny videos. Can't wait to see what you come up with next.
i feel like this is actually gonna get you on the no fly list lmao
GOOD 🗿
The TSA is the USA's best funded theatre production company.
And that’s when I had a stroke.
Of genius. You are a genius man that was way too funny😭
What a coincidence, I was just at the santa barbra airport a few days ago. I actually saw the exact same scanners, very space age looking.
At first I was like "ah, the video is no longer interesting now the actual snake ran away" but then as you got to the airport I can see why that was the far better outcome.
That snake has a crazy story to tell other snakes now
That snake is now Randy Quaid in Independence Day. Allen better be on the lookout for snakes in fighter jets for the foreseeable future..
The snake will try to show all its friends the RUclips video but will unfortunately be hindered by the inability operate a phone.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 I would say it could use the talk to text feature to use it but all it would pick up is "Hiiissss"
That Oceans style twist was hilarious. i could not stop laughing.
For a minute there I was really concerned for the wellbeing of the snake, but thank you guys for letting it go back where you found it. 10/10
I love how the tsa suspect something is wrong and rather than taking you somewhere else they get you to explain pretty much just blocking the route out of the scanner. Like if he has got something dangerous then it's not just your job to stop him from getting on the plane but also to stop him from doing anything in the airport.
the tsa isn't actually allowed to detain you, so they can't really physically stop someone. it's the police officer's jobs that are stationed at the airport to do that stuff.
@@MasterYoshitaka I mean that's not much of a distinction if the tsa want to stop you they'll call and officer and he'll stop you.
Everything about the TSA is about making every appearance of security while providing no actual security. The stupid, vain idea being that if it looks hard to get stuff past them you won’t try. 10 billion dollars a year to steal pocket knives from people when all they needed to do was lock the doors to the cockpit, which they did basically immediately after 9/11
@@Mostlyharmless1985 Exactly. People don't even know what security even means they think it means blocking access to things for bad individuals or stopping people from getting shot but it's so much more than that but all they actually want to do as you rightly said is appear to be taking security precautions so that the public feel safe.
To give them the benefit of the doubt, I’d imagine their reaction would’ve been a lot different if it were something explicitly dangerous. A snake isn’t really worth making a scene over imo, they handled it fine in this scenario.
"If you think about it, your tax dollars are paying for free CT scans for luggage at the airport - but not for sick people at the hospital."
Damn. That cuts straight to the core of the BS of American life. We'll spend billions of tax dollars to give government contracts to private businesses, but not to help our own citizens.
I mean universal healthcare would also involve government contracts because that’s just how our government operates. Still a much better use of money than the fucking TSA tho
Yep, that's about right.
still a lot worse in other places.
@@Annuld True. Worst than every other developed country though.
@Brennometer plenty of other capitalist countries have universal healthcare. Painting it as an anti-capitalist struggle only harms its political feasibility, especially in the US.
5:41 The best moment in the video! I'm dying 🤣
That little alteration lady was like “this is stupid but your money is green let’s make a snake hat.”
The amount of insane crossovers happening between some of these channels (especially in Florida apparently) is insane. Had to go back to make sure I saw IDAT at 3:26. Always cool to see that sort of stuff and it makes it more fun and interesting.
I think they were all there for the Creator Clash or whatever it was called!
If you want more cross overs check out the podcast Safety Third!
@@criemer2586 Yep, it was called creator clash
also, some of them live in florida, namely backyard scientist
i think
IDAT said he'd be in florida for a full month after creator clash
_🤠_
the fact that these guys are so terrified of just grabbing the little guy and putting him in the hat is freaking hilarious
I know right!? Just a harmless little Black Racer. These dips**ts act like it's a Black Mamba! Uneducated people are amusing.
I get it, what if it bites you, then you may have to get stitches, it's a hassle.
@@Eagle3302PL You wouldn't ever need stitches from a Black Racer. It would have to be a much larger Boa or Python before you would need to worry about that.
The little pat with "Alright, you're a strange guy" had me wheezing from laughter
This is the niche subset of videos I subscribed to Allen Pan for, good job man.
I'm amazed he could even go through wearing a hat. In the airport's I've been, you have to take off hats and jackets, they won't even let you attempt to walk through unless you do.
They've seen this video!
thats true, I don't know why they didn't tell him to remove the had beforehand. They either need to tell him to remove the hat and put it in the xray or remove the hat and let the TSA officer check it before he scans. Only way someone will be allowed to keep their headwear on is if its religion purposes, but thats going to be extra screening.
Kudos to the alteration shop for actually going through with making a snake containment hat-
So is no one gonna mention how brave Allen is for just picking up a snake with his bare hands!? That’s dedication.
I mean if he identified the species as non venomous and non aggressive which I'm certain they must have then it's fine. if theyre just picking up snakes without thinking then it's stupid.
Erm actually if you look the snake is a paid actor and was slipped a 20 before filming
So basically … mark Zuckerberg as actor?
That's.. Pretty damn normal? Why is this brave
That's.. how you're supposed to handle snakes...... 🙄
That "Analogic" machine edit was priceless. Now I'm subbed.
DHS has done tests on the TSA and finds they consistently miss over 75% of test explosive devices.
This is because TSA employees only care about cashing their checks and if they have to work harder than they should they do not care. Plus they get harassed quite a bit due to racial profiling, touching and just being creeps. The same thing happens at sporting events where you are not allowed to bring outside drinks in and security just does not care and allows you to bring it in anyways.
@@kameljoe21 Oh no, the people that violate the constitution as their jobs get harassed? Oh no!
People are still talking about articles that came out 5-7 years ago?
@@kameljoe21 You actually work harder for the same pay? Why would anyone put more effort into their work than what is minimally needed? Also just an fyi starting pay for TSA officers are just a smudge above $15/hr. You don't work at TSA for the money.
"and that's when I had a stroke.......of genius"
That absolutely killed me 🤣
i love his outros they never fail to make me laugh
First video I've watched of you, and I think I like it
Michael, Nigel, Kevin, William, and Allen.... All the people that I enjoy watching on RUclips a lot (among others of course), and somehow you almost always have them together on your videos. That's either great planning or next level friendship.
All we needed was mark rober to have them all
And I Did a Thing. All my favourites, haha.
I am very happy that you didn't end up getting to take a real snake on a plane. It could be invasive, or able to breed with a local snake or something and cause major environmental problems.
It looks like a North American Racer, which is endemic to the continent, *but still* I agree with you on premise
Also had it been confiscated it probably would have been killed and Alan would have potentially been in a bunch of trouble. I suspect he never intended to take the snake
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 never were spoken words more true than the above comment by Skeets McGrew
@@cd14623 Excellent point. I figured someone would likely know.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I figured as much as well. I also wanted to leave the comment just in case that wasn't what happened and he tried something similar in the future.
I love the guys reaction. He didnt want to pass judgement or linger but he just had to say something about how weird it was while still being professional and wholesome
Allen: "I mean come on, I'm not gonna be taking a plane down with that."
The hardware store employee 5 feet away:
The TSA is useless other than making it feel safe while in reality they miss most items they’re supposed to stop other than your shampoo that’s one oz too big.
You ever see what someone could do with an ounce of shampoo? You're welcome for the fact you haven't.
Yuuup, all you need is some shampoo, a little bit of milk, and some hydrocortisone cream and BOOOM!
@@acewmd. They might just wash their hair!! Can't let that happen now can we?!
@@stressedvulture worse it might get in their eyes, you ever see someone get shampoo in their eyes, be thankful you haven't. Everybody thinks the restriction is strange and an illusory safety through inconvenience but in reality their saving you from the "suds of anarchy".
@@acewmd. Fun fact, you can just pack a second or third bottle of shampoo... That for some reason is still allowed. It's all theatre.
that was an amazing video you are a great content creator
4:27, I laughed so much with his elaborate funneling device here.
His videos feel like mythbusters but without the budget or experts to help him... I love it. Just don't get yourself arrested or killed, Allen.
6:00 snake: "what the fuck is wrong with these people"
Best video I'll watch today
Just starting watching and I love this guy
I just want to point out that at 5:34 the auto-captions interpret what you're saying as "log nuts monster." This is 100x better than whatever other monster you may have hypothetically been talking about.
the loch ness monster
Seeing so many of my favorite RUclipsr's together, let alone good friends with each other, brings me so much joy.
you should check out safety third if you havent
was alexia in there? i feel like i saw him
It's nice to see that you brought it so far as to make it seem you were trying to bring a real snake. Most RUclipsrs won't take that effort even. They just do clickbait and then in the first second say they have a plastic snake
2:45 I'm laughing hysterically so I don't think about my mountain of medical debt.
Allen Pan, answering the questions we never knew we had