My wife does hair she’s more a stylist but anyway she’s always cut my hair since we were in high school, before then it was my mom(who oddly enough was a barber 💈) one time I went to have my girl cut my hair at this shop she was working. Well she was busy and like the caller a coworker gave me the best haircut I’ve ever had in my entire life. So the next time I needed a haircut it was awkward because I wanted the coworker to cut my hair. Well how I solved this dilemma was to shave my head bald myself. Which I’ve continued to do ever since. I also contemplated faking my death, divorcing my wife,then marrying her coworker. Or killing both of them and then myself but I figured the shaving my head idea was the least amount of effort and less messy.plus getting a firearm is a real hassle in the state we live in.
you could mail a wig to the coworker and get her to cut it and then act like it came that way and also fake that you have cancer or get your hair permanently removed with lazers
I think you made the right call, remember that killing teammates results in a negative score so your KDR would've been -2:1 which is pretty bad. Always shoot for a positive KDR to make sure you're contributing to the team
Barbers in the same shop aren't supposed to step on each other's clients. The guy barber knows it's messed up that he cut your hair, but he couldnt say no since she wasn't there.. You have to get the guy barber to teach the girl barber how to cut your hair properly. If that doesn't work, you have to switch shops completely to avoid awkwardness.
It depends on the shop. My barber personally doesn't mind if someone else does it, she's recommended them if she's out. But I like how she cuts it so I wait.
As a hairstylist - just make the change. You can tell her your going to start seeing the other guy, or start seeing him on days that she doesn't work. It will be awkward for 1-2 sessions. Just be polite and let them feel however they feel. This happens all the time, its not a big deal.
As a barber. I can say that most men prefer to get their hair cut by a man. Especially their beard. (For good reason) I'd say find a different shop altogether.
@@MrFredstt For me, I want someone who has a beard to cut mine. A man understands the intricacies of it. And what we want. Women don't really understand because they don't have one. Same with hair. Women can give you a great haircut. But a man understands what a man want in his haircut.
i tried a new barber shop and i didn’t like the cut so i scheduled another cut with a different barber at the same shop and now thats my barber but every time i go i get the worst side eye from the first lady. I mean yeah it’s kind of a f you to the first lady but it wasnt working out, be happy im happy..
The calculation is quite simple. Go to your local Kurdish barber. They’re the best. Then go out from there. If no local Kurds, then go Chaldean, Armenian, Lebanese (Christian), Coptic Egyptian, Lebanese (Muslim), Persian, then any other Arab from Iraq, Syria, Jordan, or North Africa, then any Turk. Go through those options in that order. If you can’t find anyone from ANY of those groups then idk what to tell you.
Do what I did. Call them and be weird and complain cryptically. Leave them confused. Then post a rambling 1 star review where you mention the barbers cop girlfriend and call him an informant.
This is why you don't get your hair cut by a woman. It always turns into this clingy drama crap. Old school men's shop all the way. And if a man gets all weird, dude GFY. I'll sit in the next chair and talk shit.
This happened to me. My barber moved to another town, now I have to drive 40 minutes each way to get a haircut because I don't want to deal with breaking up with my barber and finding a new one. It sucks
My sexist 2 cents. Women will give a good first haircut or two, and slowly get lazier and lazier each cut afterwards. The dudes just give better haircuts.
I've experienced that with both (all?) genders of cutters (stylists?). First one is all about them listening and especially lots of time and detailed scissor work. Then starting cut 2 and all the subsequent cuts, it's not exactly go fark yourself. But time is cut in half and they go to their default standard. Do they think we don't notice this falloff lol?
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Literally a Seinfeld episode.
"Oh Enzo how could you!"
Exactly what I was thinking
"I believe it's pronounced, menage a tois"
Greece is beautiful this time of year
Tell me more, tell me more
I like how stav phrases getting hair plugs as " had hair, didn't have hair, now i'm back". Now that's dreaming to imagine if i ever seen it
You see stavs hair right? He doesn't have hair plugs lol. He used to shave his head cause he was embarrassed about his hairline
interesting time to drop this clip. well done ELDIS
No $100 Christmas bonus this year.
Why? What's going on?
@@youtubeusername2254 this clip is vintage
Right. But why was it an interesting time for Eldis to drop this clip?@@luierdaneenpamper3877
Love the uploads from older episodes, I watch them more than the more recent ones lol
My wife does hair she’s more a stylist but anyway she’s always cut my hair since we were in high school, before then it was my mom(who oddly enough was a barber 💈) one time I went to have my girl cut my hair at this shop she was working. Well she was busy and like the caller a coworker gave me the best haircut I’ve ever had in my entire life. So the next time I needed a haircut it was awkward because I wanted the coworker to cut my hair. Well how I solved this dilemma was to shave my head bald myself. Which I’ve continued to do ever since. I also contemplated faking my death, divorcing my wife,then marrying her coworker. Or killing both of them and then myself but I figured the shaving my head idea was the least amount of effort and less messy.plus getting a firearm is a real hassle in the state we live in.
you could mail a wig to the coworker and get her to cut it and then act like it came that way and also fake that you have cancer or get your hair permanently removed with lazers
I think you made the right call, remember that killing teammates results in a negative score so your KDR would've been -2:1 which is pretty bad. Always shoot for a positive KDR to make sure you're contributing to the team
can we talk about you marrying a barber when your mom also was one. how about that as a oedipus complex
seemed normal in the first half then got progressively more wild😂
You chose wisely
Barbers in the same shop aren't supposed to step on each other's clients. The guy barber knows it's messed up that he cut your hair, but he couldnt say no since she wasn't there.. You have to get the guy barber to teach the girl barber how to cut your hair properly. If that doesn't work, you have to switch shops completely to avoid awkwardness.
It depends on the shop. My barber personally doesn't mind if someone else does it, she's recommended them if she's out. But I like how she cuts it so I wait.
This exact situation happened to me a year ago. I still get cut by the better barber in the shop and sometimes i see the old one while i’m in there
The gay answer matched the gay question
>My barber
>SHE
Pick one
Can get the same relationship with your weed dealer lol
Does anyone ever call in to Staavy’s world that isn’t autistic?
Acoustic?
artistic?
they screen the calls obv they're gonna pick the interesting ones
Autarded
God who isn't autistic anymore. At least I'm the 90ds we had cool autistic people like the rain man.
wtf is this ancient reupload
this is the clips channel
@@MahsinurRahmanLava Yeah, but usually the clips are of a more recent vintage.
Who gives a shit quit bitching some of us are new to the channel so they're upload highlights
Idk but I’m not angry
Wtf is up with this anger? It’s just an older clip so what?
In the end our lives will either be simpsons or seinfeld
Both those shows suck ass
This country’s been one long Simpsons episode ever since orangeface took office
@@huntmine2343get a load of this edge lord
@@huntmine2343we got a real badass contrarian over here
@@huntmine2343let em have it champ
As a hairstylist - just make the change. You can tell her your going to start seeing the other guy, or start seeing him on days that she doesn't work.
It will be awkward for 1-2 sessions. Just be polite and let them feel however they feel.
This happens all the time, its not a big deal.
Santino is so steamed about this barber sh* that you can literally see the rage coming off his neck like sparks.
I just stopped fucking going
That escalated quickly
Barber break up is hard ….its hard to leave a barber you been with
Hilarious episode
solid advice
For those saying this is terrible advice, stop it...listen to callers of the past, the advice stav and andrew actually gave, solid.
It’s time to just find a new shop my boi🤣 it’s over with.
0:57 yes my man is overthinking it lol. This guy is acting like this is anything other than a business transaction and it's really weird lol
Damn stav’s flow is actually looking good
My barber broke up with me. I said "even out the sides and leave the top." He asked "what top?"
This didn’t need to be a thing, this caller has 0 adversity
"Cause I'm trying to get full bald pony"
Andrew is like the red headed step chils of bill burr and thats the most hilarious part about him. Lol
As a barber. I can say that most men prefer to get their hair cut by a man. Especially their beard. (For good reason) I'd say find a different shop altogether.
This is true. Idk why it is but it is
@@MrFredstt For me, I want someone who has a beard to cut mine. A man understands the intricacies of it. And what we want. Women don't really understand because they don't have one.
Same with hair. Women can give you a great haircut. But a man understands what a man want in his haircut.
i tried a new barber shop and i didn’t like the cut so i scheduled another cut with a different barber at the same shop and now thats my barber but every time i go i get the worst side eye from the first lady. I mean yeah it’s kind of a f you to the first lady but it wasnt working out, be happy im happy..
this is literally word for word a plot on Seinfeld
90s vibes
I genuinely don't know what this guy should do and it makes me question all of my social skills.
I mean with antinos philosophy I guess he would save money on tips in the future
You email her “hey I’m dead”
The calculation is quite simple. Go to your local Kurdish barber. They’re the best. Then go out from there. If no local Kurds, then go Chaldean, Armenian, Lebanese (Christian), Coptic Egyptian, Lebanese (Muslim), Persian, then any other Arab from Iraq, Syria, Jordan, or North Africa, then any Turk. Go through those options in that order. If you can’t find anyone from ANY of those groups then idk what to tell you.
God damn eldis!
Just ask her to cut it like the other guy did.
If they work at the same place tell her that you liked his work and see if he’s be willing to show her what he did.
Do what I did. Call them and be weird and complain cryptically. Leave them confused. Then post a rambling 1 star review where you mention the barbers cop girlfriend and call him an informant.
"move out of the city" 🤣
I cut my own hair my entire life got pretty good at it
A good barber is like a good dr or mechanic.
Obviously you just switch barbers. When you don’t like someone you don’t stay with them and you don’t date their friends you just exit the situation.
This is why you don't get your hair cut by a woman. It always turns into this clingy drama crap. Old school men's shop all the way. And if a man gets all weird, dude GFY. I'll sit in the next chair and talk shit.
nah dude barbers are the same way they get all butt hurt when you cheat too
Literally when did he say she was being dramatic or clingy
Started cutting my own hair
3.58 word you're looking for is 'controlling.'
There is no option you have to get worse haircuts for the rest of your life
A haircut is 30 minutes
A month of walking around looking like a donkey is 43,000 minutes.
ooor let the other barbers run a train on you so no one can claim you...eh...eh
😂😂😂
I don’t get how you don’t respond to “why didn’t you wait?” With “cause I needed a haircut then not a day later? Tf”
😊
Been there...
More old clips por flavor
This is dumb. It's a business. Go with who you like. You're not dating. Then again, I cut my own hair. lol
Get lice.
Get your hair cut on her days off, you guys are wayyyyy over complicating this 😂
Andrew jokes but ive met weirdos who drive to a different town to get a haircut. I get it but why? lol
This happened to me. My barber moved to another town, now I have to drive 40 minutes each way to get a haircut because I don't want to deal with breaking up with my barber and finding a new one. It sucks
My sexist 2 cents. Women will give a good first haircut or two, and slowly get lazier and lazier each cut afterwards. The dudes just give better haircuts.
I've experienced that with both (all?) genders of cutters (stylists?). First one is all about them listening and especially lots of time and detailed scissor work. Then starting cut 2 and all the subsequent cuts, it's not exactly go fark yourself. But time is cut in half and they go to their default standard.
Do they think we don't notice this falloff lol?
It’s not a barber if it’s a women, it’s a hair dresser
What if it’s a….wait for it………….gay man?
@@nedrobinson7490 a ballber
This video looks awful
that's just what greece looks like bro it's a cursed land infested with flies and they're drawn to stavvy cuz he's so greasy
Why is this an issue 🙄 😂
Be truthful. Any other advicenis garbage.