Honey we won big. Good bet, perfect bet. Lots of people are saying we won very bigly. We bet against Biden, we bet against Kamala. We made a smart bet, the smartest bet.
"Hey babe I decided to play the lottery, I won a good chunk of change, and with all this stress with the election and all I wanted to surprise you with a vacation." And you happen to throw away the lottery ticket
Say you threw the ticket away because you wanted it to be a surprise and keep it a surprise all the way up until she asks “how did you get the money for this?”
Oh you get intricate with this one and it could be a long lasting one. You make it a savings account and then you add $5 to a week for several months, maybe several years and when she finds out about it you could be like. Oh honey, I've just been saving this money just in case s*** hit the fan.
My husband, not a Trump supporter, joked that he bet Trump would win so that if he did win at least he had something to look forward to and I think that's fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and now I'm kinda wishing he actually did bet but also betting on elections is dystopian as fuck.
I can’t believe people can’t be open with their partner about something like this. Who wants to live walking on eggshells and hiding shit. He doesn’t even support trump lmao
they don't make alot of money and he gambled a substantial amount of money on a guy she probably hates behind her back. it worked out but it's not a ok thing to do to your wife
You have no idea what his economic class is. If he's working class he could definitely do a nice vacation for 2 grand. Clearly you aren't so you thunk it's impossible to do a nice vacation for that much.
@@Syd-w4t I mean, kinda depends on where, but not too far off. I'm visiting Japan for 20 days and all in all w/ plane ticket and food I'm anticipating on spending around 4.5k not including any shopping or attractions. The popular places in Europe are usually more expensive.
I can't quite make out what the caller says at 0:36 since they talked over him but he says something about a house (maybe "a nicer house" as in make the downpayment on one?) I think you're right about it being at least 5k, maybe even more. Dude bet more than he should have risked for sure and even though it paid off I don't think he's getting away with this one. Should have told the wife ahead of time that it was a hedge against Trump so that they could afford plane tickets out of the country for a "vacation" and winked.
Bro just say “ I know we don’t always get to spend as much time together and I have really wanted to do something special for you so I’ve been saving up money for the past couple of months to take you on a really nice trip” brownie points for thinking ahead
Honestly he should just actually invest the money, put it in an index fund tied to the S&P, sit on it for a few months and let it grow. Now you have a paper trail and even more money to go on a slightly better vacation
@@austinmcdonald876The answer, as with 99% of callers on this show, is communication. You tell your partner, "hey, I never ever gamble, but I was pretty positive that Trump would win based on yknow the general sentiment from the news/social media, so i bet some money on him winning and ended up winning. I should have discussed this with you beforehand, but I just couldn't find the confidence to. I can promise you it wont happen again. I'd really love to use some of this money to go on a trip or do something fun with you though"
Just use the money for gas and food little bit by little bit. Just money launder it into your finances. Then the money you save by using the cash will be pilled up in your bank and act like you've been saving
That is honestly the best thing, the sad thing would be if he's honest and she's still ok with it the vacation could be tainted for her where she can't enjoy herself knowing where the money came from and constantly dancing around in her mind
If it was more than $600 the company that paid out the winnings will most likely send out a 1099 to him and the IRS. If he doesn't pick up it up on their joint return, the IRS will probably send out a "matching" notice, when they can't match the 1099 to his return. The IRS notice will have the name of the company & the amount paid out.
Tell her you put money on trump as a backup if he won. It's easier to tell the truth rather than create a lie that requires a back story or friends covering for you.
If you don't make really good money this might your sign to try and invest it man, I mean instead of going on vacation just put it into something for the long run.
You can only lie if you do the household taxes otherwise she’ll find out when she has to declare your winnings. Unless you want her to lie to the IRS on your behalf…
say a work buddy (that you don't actually hang out with so she cannot ask them) had big parlay and you put down a little money and won big on a whim. easy peasy
Not sure what kind of “nice vacation” costs 1 or 2 grand. You need at least $4k if you’re not using credit card points, airline miles, and hotel points, etc.
You gotta tell your wife the truth, but you gotta introduce it to her like “I feel terrible about all this money so I’m going to donate it all. I just wanted to be truthful with you.” Then either a) she chooses the charity, or b) she suggests a vacation so you don’t have to donate. Either way you can’t do a vacation without it being her idea. That’s game over if she finds out where you got the money from.
Easy: Hey babe, I had a hunch and was monitoring the news after the UHC assassination, and when they announced his name I dumped a bit of money into Luigi coin right away. Boom. Solved.
I would keep lying and fake an office super bowl square. Those pots can hit 100's at $10/square. Claim you forgot because you thought nothing of it, you won the score at half time, now you have a couple hundred. She'll probably be mad you gambled, but $10 at work is different.
The way these guys talk about gambling is so wild. "Just tell her you hit a parlay with your buddies at work". Average people do not know this terminology (I did not know it until I started seeing more gambling ads on Twitch and podcasts in the last six months or so) and its not going to make it BETTER that he was throwing their money around CASUALLY. 😅😅😅
i got the perfect lie for my man, back in 2017 i threw some money in bitcoin and forgot about it, i randomly checked it and saw it grew to 2k or whatever. that way there’s no risk she thinks you’re secretly a gambling addiction
BROTHER! You bet on FOOTBALL, random chance, she won't even think about it! "Oh, me and some coworkers went to the casino and I hit the jackpot on nickel slots" bam ez
Wait! There's potentially another much bigger problem. A separate account? Does his wife know he has this separate account? Is it a secret separate account? Some woman would completely flip out if they found out you had a secret bank account.
Its normal to bet on elections in the UK so i honestly don't get the issue; its just analysing who was probably gonna win, its not on who you personally support
This shit easy. You say u stopped at the gas station, saw a guy scratching a bunch of scratch offs and it made you want to buy one too. So you bought a few and won the money that way. Now that you got lucky you'll never buy one again bc you can walk away a winner. Easy peasy dude
Here's what you do, go to a gas station, buy a lotto ticket with last weeks winning numbers, but only use four of them. It would be enough to get a 5,000ish dollar pay out. Wait a couple of weeks to tell her saying you forgot to check, and claimed the winnings. Now all you have to do is pray to whatever god will listen that she doesn't check the date on the "winning" ticket and connect the dots.
Forget trying to spend it. Put some towards emergency fund if you don’t already have one, and invest the rest in some something safe with modest to moderate returns. After you make some real money by reinvesting your returns, them you tell her you’ve been quietly investing. Either that or just rip off the bandaid and tell her you scored by betting on America to re-elect Trump.
Stav must have a new girlfriend. Nice button down, fresh jeans on a random pod day with 2 dudes? Gotta be a GF. Or he's feeling himself since he's getting ripped as part of his fitness journey. Either way, we're proud to see you looking so dapper, buddy!
Honey we won big. Good bet, perfect bet. Lots of people are saying we won very bigly. We bet against Biden, we bet against Kamala. We made a smart bet, the smartest bet.
They're gonna say, this was the best bet ever made maybe I dont know they might
Really bad trump impression lmao
@@Spice.MelangeSo bad that you knew what it was from reading it.
@@Spice.Melangethat’s why you caught on?
@@Boomaroo96 cuz I'm not a complete brainlet...doesn't mean it's not horrendous.
"Hey babe I decided to play the lottery, I won a good chunk of change, and with all this stress with the election and all I wanted to surprise you with a vacation." And you happen to throw away the lottery ticket
Yeah even a $2 scratch ticket could explain this
Say you threw the ticket away because you wanted it to be a surprise and keep it a surprise all the way up until she asks “how did you get the money for this?”
@aesop2733 yup my 1st thought was a scratch ticket 10k winner is the easiest way out
Scratcher excuse to the moon
When you get the money, you turn in the ticket. Done
Tell her you hit on a scratch off, a 50/50 at work, or something mundane like that, it doesn’t need to be elaborate
Yeah people are overthinking this shit.
Had a few bucks went down to the cas station won a few grand.
In my state you would have to go to the Capitol to collect any more than $500 so this wouldn't work
Dude legit just commented this too. You’re right they’re over thinking this waaaay to much 😂
“That was a +300 prop bet”, a degenerate gambler that remembers lines from 2 months ago. He’s not really in it.
Hide it away as an emergency fund.
Yeah, in 20 years bring it out (with interest) and say you put away a little bit of your paycheck each month
Buy bitcoin with it. Watch it's value grow over the next 20 years
Oh you get intricate with this one and it could be a long lasting one. You make it a savings account and then you add $5 to a week for several months, maybe several years and when she finds out about it you could be like. Oh honey, I've just been saving this money just in case s*** hit the fan.
Next time he gets in a big argument he should grab it and run out the house to his mothers place
My husband, not a Trump supporter, joked that he bet Trump would win so that if he did win at least he had something to look forward to and I think that's fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and now I'm kinda wishing he actually did bet but also betting on elections is dystopian as fuck.
I don't think you know what dystopian means 😂
@@T_D_B_ Dystopian means relating to a society that is extremely bad or frightening. She used it right. 😊
How is that “dystopian”
Literally how is it dystopian 🥱 yall are so fcking dramatic and destroy the meaning of words to try to push your made up reality.
@libertariansasquatch you're a libertarian, bro. You're cooked from understanding this from the jump.
I can’t believe people can’t be open with their partner about something like this. Who wants to live walking on eggshells and hiding shit. He doesn’t even support trump lmao
He knows her better than we do. How reasonable and fun can we expect her to be when a *sex doll* took her husband?
Right? Find a new wife lmao
U underestimate how delusional some of these women can be
they don't make alot of money and he gambled a substantial amount of money on a guy she probably hates behind her back. it worked out but it's not a ok thing to do to your wife
I agree and I love my partner, but getting married is not all about love
He won like 5k. He said nice vacation.. this not no 1500 it was much more.
You have no idea what his economic class is. If he's working class he could definitely do a nice vacation for 2 grand. Clearly you aren't so you thunk it's impossible to do a nice vacation for that much.
5k is not Just a nice vacation.
That's going to a different continent for a month or two kind of money
@@Syd-w4t I mean, kinda depends on where, but not too far off. I'm visiting Japan for 20 days and all in all w/ plane ticket and food I'm anticipating on spending around 4.5k not including any shopping or attractions. The popular places in Europe are usually more expensive.
I can't quite make out what the caller says at 0:36 since they talked over him but he says something about a house (maybe "a nicer house" as in make the downpayment on one?) I think you're right about it being at least 5k, maybe even more. Dude bet more than he should have risked for sure and even though it paid off I don't think he's getting away with this one. Should have told the wife ahead of time that it was a hedge against Trump so that they could afford plane tickets out of the country for a "vacation" and winked.
@@Syd-w4t lol you can spend like 10k in a couple weeks going to europe and staying in decent hotels and eating out at nice restaurants
Bro you tell her ON the trip 😂
"You know, President Trump paid for this vacation"
Immediate divorce proceedings
Don't do it
And ruin that upcoming vacation sex? No chance.
Bro just say “ I know we don’t always get to spend as much time together and I have really wanted to do something special for you so I’ve been saving up money for the past couple of months to take you on a really nice trip” brownie points for thinking ahead
This is the right answer and it's hilarious four dudes didn't even consider this
If they share accounts she'd probably question where he was retrieving money to save
Blow it all on funko pops and say you got a huge inheritance from a slow uncle.
Don’t ask a bunch of unmarried dudes how to navigate your marriage lol
Honestly he should just actually invest the money, put it in an index fund tied to the S&P, sit on it for a few months and let it grow. Now you have a paper trail and even more money to go on a slightly better vacation
Wait for the Super Bowl, tell her you threw some money on a chiefs repeat in April because he loves tswift. Boom problem solved
😂😂😂
Betting money on someone isn’t the same as voting for them. Who cares? You made money 🤷♂️
This
His wife is probably glad tiktok is back, so now's probably your best chance
Damn. I didn't think about betting on Trump. I was certain he'd win too. Fuck me 😂
wtf is the problem? just tell her? it's not like he voted for him?
I think the problem is money is tight with them and he would be confessing he’s gambling their money behind her back.
@@austinmcdonald876The answer, as with 99% of callers on this show, is communication. You tell your partner, "hey, I never ever gamble, but I was pretty positive that Trump would win based on yknow the general sentiment from the news/social media, so i bet some money on him winning and ended up winning. I should have discussed this with you beforehand, but I just couldn't find the confidence to. I can promise you it wont happen again. I'd really love to use some of this money to go on a trip or do something fun with you though"
"should I tell my wife the truth" the whole room goes with no 😂
“Why didn’t he update us even briefly” we all need to know
The real issue is the gambling behind his wife’s back. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just use the money for gas and food little bit by little bit. Just money launder it into your finances. Then the money you save by using the cash will be pilled up in your bank and act like you've been saving
That is honestly the best thing, the sad thing would be if he's honest and she's still ok with it the vacation could be tainted for her where she can't enjoy herself knowing where the money came from and constantly dancing around in her mind
If it was more than $600 the company that paid out the winnings will most likely send out a 1099 to him and the IRS. If he doesn't pick up it up on their joint return, the IRS will probably send out a "matching" notice, when they can't match the 1099 to his return. The IRS notice will have the name of the company & the amount paid out.
Tell her, you coward. Just say "Hey, it sucks that he won. But I had a hunch and now we can do something nice."
Just say you won it off a scratch off ticket
The caller is line cook material for sure
Tell her you put money on trump as a backup if he won. It's easier to tell the truth rather than create a lie that requires a back story or friends covering for you.
lying about money is worse than lying about what you do behind closed doors alone
Hiding it or lying sounds good until you get a 1099-G for your joint taxes. Better hope the wife doesn’t ask what the ‘G’ stands for.
Tell her you got a surprise bonus in your yearly review. if you're like a line cook or whatever this wont work lol
I doubt its even a very large amount of money the way he was talking about it.
@@Anouyz yeah but if it's around 2000$ that's at least plausible as a bonus
If you need to call starvos more then once then you've got problems.
“I’m not a gambler”, “I won on a prop bet”
If you don't make really good money this might your sign to try and invest it man, I mean instead of going on vacation just put it into something for the long run.
Even better: use it to gamble more, you can make money faster that way!
poor stay poor
I have a feeling this is a pretty common conundrum for a lot of people today 😂
If it wasnt a life changing amount of money he wouldnt have to explain it away lol
Yeah i lost money on the other side of this bet
Ask Kamabla for some $$
Did something similar, I just said I won the money in a radio contest. 🤷🏼♂️
You can only lie if you do the household taxes otherwise she’ll find out when she has to declare your winnings. Unless you want her to lie to the IRS on your behalf…
Just gotta say you got a bonus at work
Man just print up a little poster for a rondom 50/50 from kids sports you bought walking into a grocery store 1 day.
Gotta just tell her, let it fly!
Say you put 100 dollars on a square for the super bowl or national championship, and further say you won two quarters. Boom. Problem solved.
If he plays fantasy football and doesn’t talk to her about it, use that as the reason.
This guys scared of his wife but clearly loves it and keep putting himself in these situations 😂
The issue is the taxes most married pple file jointly, shes gonna know
say a work buddy (that you don't actually hang out with so she cannot ask them) had big parlay and you put down a little money and won big on a whim. easy peasy
Just tell her you bought a lotto and it actually hit
Not sure what kind of “nice vacation” costs 1 or 2 grand. You need at least $4k if you’re not using credit card points, airline miles, and hotel points, etc.
I know lol
Just say you won a parlay, so easy.
You gotta tell your wife the truth, but you gotta introduce it to her like “I feel terrible about all this money so I’m going to donate it all. I just wanted to be truthful with you.” Then either a) she chooses the charity, or b) she suggests a vacation so you don’t have to donate. Either way you can’t do a vacation without it being her idea. That’s game over if she finds out where you got the money from.
Say you got a scratch off/ lotto ticket at the gas station as a one off and hit.
Easy: Hey babe, I had a hunch and was monitoring the news after the UHC assassination, and when they announced his name I dumped a bit of money into Luigi coin right away.
Boom. Solved.
The best lie would be he got it from golfing with his buddies
The problem with the crypto story is once you make enough profit it has to be claimed on your taxes which involves additional paperwork.
Why not just say he has been saving up secretly over the few years to surprise his wife with a nice vacation... no questions should follow from that.
I would keep lying and fake an office super bowl square. Those pots can hit 100's at $10/square. Claim you forgot because you thought nothing of it, you won the score at half time, now you have a couple hundred. She'll probably be mad you gambled, but $10 at work is different.
The way these guys talk about gambling is so wild. "Just tell her you hit a parlay with your buddies at work". Average people do not know this terminology (I did not know it until I started seeing more gambling ads on Twitch and podcasts in the last six months or so) and its not going to make it BETTER that he was throwing their money around CASUALLY. 😅😅😅
He could always buy a new toy
Just pretend it was a sport bet at like 1:20 odds or some shit
Gamble the winnings bruther. either flip it into a ton of cash or (more likely) lose it all. But if you keep the streak up you’re in the clear.
Tell her the truth, let the money speak for itself
I voted for Trump for his hard hitting Windmill talk. Happy to see him rant about them for 5 minutes at his inauguration
Bets seem like the route to go, if it's crypto or 'from uber' you're going to be expected to produce this more. Bets can be a one-time thing
i got the perfect lie for my man, back in 2017 i threw some money in bitcoin and forgot about it, i randomly checked it and saw it grew to 2k or whatever. that way there’s no risk she thinks you’re secretly a gambling addiction
Tell her you bet on literally anything else? lmao
BROTHER! You bet on FOOTBALL, random chance, she won't even think about it! "Oh, me and some coworkers went to the casino and I hit the jackpot on nickel slots" bam ez
Wait! There's potentially another much bigger problem. A separate account? Does his wife know he has this separate account? Is it a secret separate account? Some woman would completely flip out if they found out you had a secret bank account.
Taxes guys, taxes.
Stupendous win
Bro tell her you won on a scratch off
Don't tell her until you are on the vacation then say "By the way babe, Trump paid for your vacation."
Imagine having this guys wife
I just sent this video to my left leaning boyfriend who likes to bet as well and said “just tell me it was the Knicks” hahah
Just wanted to say that I hate the ravens and Lamar Jackson will never win a superbowl. Go redskins
Just tell her you bet on football
He needs to learn about money laundering, clean those winnings.
Its normal to bet on elections in the UK so i honestly don't get the issue; its just analysing who was probably gonna win, its not on who you personally support
This shit easy. You say u stopped at the gas station, saw a guy scratching a bunch of scratch offs and it made you want to buy one too. So you bought a few and won the money that way. Now that you got lucky you'll never buy one again bc you can walk away a winner. Easy peasy dude
I won a block pool at work
Dude, you need the Mug Root Beer Zero Sugar
He should say he had crypto tucked away that he bought years about and forgot about
Put it all on red, double it.
tell her you sold some old collectables and found some old pokemon cards or something. If she has a problem with $$$ from Trump just tell her goodbye.
Just keep it a secret, she won’t understand
Just say you won on a scratch off. Easiest way to explain away a few grand.
If he didn’t wanna tell her just go to the casino with your boys and call her freaking out saying you smacked for a bunch of money.
what so funny about this call is I bet the guy is up like 1200 bucks
A grand or two for a vacation? I'd be willing to be it's more he won, and it's gonna be a very lame vacation for a grand or two.
It's wild to me that people think one or two k isn't enough for an amazing vacation. Go to DR, go to Cancun
Put it in retirement account, you’ll even forget about it.
Just wait for the super bowl don’t say shit to your wife and whoever wins just get real excited like you won that bet
Here's what you do, go to a gas station, buy a lotto ticket with last weeks winning numbers, but only use four of them. It would be enough to get a 5,000ish dollar pay out. Wait a couple of weeks to tell her saying you forgot to check, and claimed the winnings. Now all you have to do is pray to whatever god will listen that she doesn't check the date on the "winning" ticket and connect the dots.
Forget trying to spend it. Put some towards emergency fund if you don’t already have one, and invest the rest in some something safe with modest to moderate returns. After you make some real money by reinvesting your returns, them you tell her you’ve been quietly investing. Either that or just rip off the bandaid and tell her you scored by betting on America to re-elect Trump.
Don't lie to your wife. Just tell her you made something cool happen from something thar isn't cool.
Have you ever heard of buying her a bag and writing what you did on a note inside a hermes or some shit
Best clip in a while, which is hard to say since they’re all so good
Why would she be mad about going on a nice vacation?
I big thing to consider is how much money would you have lost if trump didn’t win.
Didnt want him to win, but i did the same.
he doesn’t gamble, non gamblers don’t bet 6 leg parlays. the parlay advice the guest keeps repeating is terrible
Just say he won it from a scratch off
Stav must have a new girlfriend. Nice button down, fresh jeans on a random pod day with 2 dudes? Gotta be a GF. Or he's feeling himself since he's getting ripped as part of his fitness journey. Either way, we're proud to see you looking so dapper, buddy!
Probably just cold out
Does homie know it’s taxable?