I love the way he sets up his jokes. He introduces a concept early on in the video (like AM fragrance) and then later on, after we've basically forgotten about it, he brings it up again as the punchline.
That entire last 2 minutes after "lifetime supply" had me laughing so hysterically that I genuinely, no joke, had to back it up and rewatch because I missed half of what was being said, because the previous sentence had me laughing so hard and now my gut hurts
2:28 If it went like this . . . Ryan: the simple price of 699 Me: Not bad . . . Ryan: thousand dollars! Me: Uhhh, maybe not, then Ryan: You can get one whole tenth of a google glass human! Me: WTF Screen: Actual price is $69.999.00 + 100K shipping fee + California's ridiculous sales tax Me: *faints*
''I'm sorry did you ay 9-1-1?" "No...I mean Yes! Call it" " I'm sorry did you say College" "No, Call It!" "Comet." "Call It" "Contage." "Call It" "Wallet" "Call It" "Walrus" " JUST CALL THE F*#@$NG NUMBER!!!" "Calling" "Finally!" "TeaGooglyCoffeeMeat" " YOU SON OF A..." TEEHEE
"Good, now call for help! Calling 4-HE-L. That's not even a real number, just call 911! 11-11-11. No, not 9 different 11s, dial the number 9! Dialing 9. Good, now dial 1 1. Dialing 1. No, not a singular one, you know what I meant, dial two ones. Dialing 11. Great, now that's too many delete one. Which one would you like deleted? Does it matter? No. THEN DELETE A ONE! Deleting all ones. Oh, dam it just add one and another one. 1+1=2. You know what Google Glass Human, I'm done.
1:27 GGH: Christine says "Hey, you wanna have lunch today?" Shaun: Really? Yes, tell her yes! I wonder what changed her mind GGH: No, you are a fat girl! Shaun: Wait, what?
TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat:Hello? This is TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat. random person:Wait, you're an actual person?! TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat:No, I'm one of your Google Glass Humans, but I'm at the top so I'm more updated than you. me:A Google Glass Human more updated than a human?! THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE START OF THE END!!!!!!
Sean: Somebody please help me! Google glass human: Hello Sean do you require assistance Sean: Yes get all of these Google things off of me! Ggh: I'm sorry did you say Call teegooglycoffeemeat? Sean: what? No that's not even a name in my contacts! Ggh: I'm sorry did you say yes? Sean: what? No! Ggh: Calling Teegooglycoffeemeat Sean: Dang it cancel call! Ggh: Call canceled Sean: Good now call for help! Ggh: Calling 4-HEL- Sean: That's not even a number just call 911! Ggh: Calling 11-11-11 Sean: No not 9 different 11s just dial the number 9! Ggh: Dialing 9 Sean: Good now dial 1-1 Ggh: Dialing 1... Sean: no not a singular 1 you know what I meant dial 2 ones! Ggh: Dialing 11 Sean: Great now that's to many delete 1 Ggh: Which 1 would you like deleted? Sean: Does it matter?? Ggh: No Sean: THEN DELETE A 1! Ggh: Deleting all ones Sean: No! Dang it just dial one and another one Ggh: 1+1...2 Sean: Oh my god You know what Google Glass human I'm done done! Ggh: I'm sorry did you say 911? Sean: No- I mean yes yes call it! Ggh: I'm sorry did you say collage? Sean: No call it! Ggh: Comment? Sean: call it! Ggh: Cottage? Sean: call it! Ggh: Walrus? Sean: JUST CALL THE FREAKING NUMBER Ggh: Calling... Sean: Ugh finally Ggh:...Teegooglycoffeemeat Sean: SON OF A- ~Tehee~ Ggh: Hello this is Teegooglycoffeemeat Sean: Wait your a actual person? Ggh: No I'm one of your Google glass humans but I'm at the top so I'm more updated and new what's up? Sean: Oh ok thank god Plz listen to me I need one thing Ggh: sure fine Sean: please call for help call for a ambulance! Ggh: I'm sorry did you say I want more am fragrance? Sean: No no! Ggh: Initiating am fragrance Sean: not like this...not like this -farts go off and causes a nuclear Bomb- I just did the ending! :3
Who else just watching Ryan higa classics? Classics like this video, the cardboard thing, some of the dear Ryan's, The paper thing, Etc Let's list more for old time sakes :D
I love the way he sets up his jokes. He introduces a concept early on in the video (like AM fragrance) and then later on, after we've basically forgotten about it, he brings it up again as the punchline.
Krazycow Gaming the best youtuber
Always
Its his trademark tactic for jokes and i am loving it
ok gay boomer
That's how jokes work...
Ryan Higa, the only man alive who can make fart jokes funny.
JM Andy xxx
JM Andy lol so true
JM Andy correction: Ryan Higa, the only man alive who could make any joke funny.
JM Andy soooooo true
JM Andy trueeeeeeeeeee
I miss Sean so much. But I'm glad he's following his dreams.
I came to this channel late, and haven't seen any of the newer vids, so I never knew that Sean left
@@Sixskin2838 wdym? I didn't miss out, I can still watch the videos
But when is Sean coming back tho that’s the really question
@@dantheman1013 that is the question. I'd love to catch him in a new video.
Ye... sad
How was this made 5 years ago it feels like yesterday
Ikr
Yeah it does
MilindianaJones because RUclips decided to put in in our recommendations 5 years late.
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH AHEM
*_SEVEN_*
COUGH COUGH COUGH
7 years now😔
Just got recommended this out of the blue, this is such a breath of fresh air.
"Google glass find me the nearest coffee shop"
*"NO"* savage...
Debria Orr-Sequira a
"calling-teegooglycoffeemeat"
Debria Orr-Sequira 🙃😝😏😏🙄😟😞😳💏👩❤️👩👨👨👧🖥⌚️📹📲📱📸📷📞📺
Debria Orr-Sequira so true
Debria Orr-Sequira lol
Lol you can get 1/10th and it still would be cheaper than the IPhone X!
because it's 1/10th of it
edit: i was dumb a year ago..
@@andreee3645 r/woooosh
@Green Foxy r/woooosh jesus just take it as a joke even if it's not good stupid
@@BenTheGangsterDUMMY CHANNEL ACTUALLY MENT IT BOI
@@gunnardog5556 dude it's a joke. That's like saying if someone thought world war 2 was just world war 1 with more bombs they meant it.
That entire last 2 minutes after "lifetime supply" had me laughing so hysterically that I genuinely, no joke, had to back it up and rewatch because I missed half of what was being said, because the previous sentence had me laughing so hard and now my gut hurts
Just re-watching some videos that feature Sean, sad that he left!
68m8rz ‘ doodoo in my butt
Stfu just watch his old videos hes not even your friend
WelcomeTo Life shut the fuck up
Yeah😭
WelcomeTo Life he or she knows that, they just miss sean
Omg Will without a beard
Same Krazy rite
Zylina Sala That was WILL!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT GUY THEY BRING IN FROM TIME TO TIME!!
wtf!!? I had not noticed it before he was Will.
Will doesn't look good in long hairs
@@maximbazz201So your saying he looks good in short hair? Gay
Will looks like a completely different person without his beard and stache
I know 🤗
@Gurnaj Virk yeah dude. I couldnt believe it LOLL
So does Sean
Back when will wasn't homeless
Baby will
“I never leave home without it”
**Stands outside without Google Glass Human on**
He was talking about his iPhone
@@nai_29 some people are just that. Slow
That's the joke
@@Skelyboss That's not the joke. The joke was that he was actually talking about his iPhone.
He meant he doesn't leave his phone without it
Initiating Am Fragrance.
No. Not like this. Not like this...
NO. NOT ON MY NECK OR BACK.
Jemi is a kid
Just GIVE ME CANCER!!!
No no no Nooooooooooooooo
1:33 HOW DO YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE??????????????????????????????????????
HBSurf it's easy just act as if you're dead inside
Looks Like You're *Gay*
I am dying on he inside
HBSurf I
HBSurf lots and lots of takes
How does Ryan keep a straight face while doing all that?
He has bloopers
I can tell he's trying so hard to not laugh
he has bloopers and behind the scenes
iCryMyselfToSleel Account i knew it xDddd
I was thinking the same thing
Re-Watching these as I’m much older still hits the same. Ryan’s videos are timeless❤️❤️
The 911 part is still too funny 😂
I know when he said all of the things that sound like call it
Lol that part was funny
That Ending made me lought for 10 min XD
+Help me reach 5000 subs with No Videos stfu, you are the person who's name is just pleading for subscribers
Lol
Dear ryan, can you do an updated version of the ipod human?
Sharon Amador no.
LegionNevada09 I didn't realize your name was Ryan?
"Google Glass Human. Find me the nearest coffee shop."
"No."
...
XD
Lol
ScoopDeWOOP ahhahahahahaha
Lol
DahliaTheAwsomest AJ And FNAF Fan! LMAO OMG YASSSS I DIED LAUGHING XD
ScoopDeWOOP LOL
Just got this in my recommended, the nostalgia
2:28 If it went like this . . .
Ryan: the simple price of 699
Me: Not bad . . .
Ryan: thousand dollars!
Me: Uhhh, maybe not, then
Ryan: You can get one whole tenth of a google glass human!
Me: WTF
Screen: Actual price is $69.999.00 + 100K shipping fee + California's ridiculous sales tax
Me: *faints*
hello
WAKE UP!
Hey that's not a bad deal, embrace it!!!!
*Shipping cost $100K
Its actually 699 dollars and 99 cents for 1 tenth of a google glass
So where do I send the money to
I am sorry the product was so sucsessful that they ran out of stuff to sell
Send it to "TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat"
KAGEPROOOOO
hahahaha
send the money to rapemyasspleasedotcom
''I'm sorry did you ay 9-1-1?"
"No...I mean Yes! Call it"
" I'm sorry did you say College"
"No, Call It!"
"Comet."
"Call It"
"Contage."
"Call It"
"Wallet"
"Call It"
"Walrus"
" JUST CALL THE F*#@$NG NUMBER!!!"
"Calling"
"Finally!"
"TeaGooglyCoffeeMeat"
" YOU SON OF A..."
TEEHEE
monica styles 3:43
How did that get so many likes? xD
So wgy would put some of the lines from the video its a waste of time
monica styles OMG it's as if we watched the same video!
monica styles OMG it's as if we watched the same video!
Don't you just hate it when Ryan leaves you with cliffhangers?
*Walks to edge of pool
*Anxiety intensifies
I died at 4:00 Calling... Finally TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat
RIP in peace m8
I died at 1:00
' *Voice activation and response* '
"Google glass, find me the nearest coffee shop-" "No"
I died the whole video. I was completely dead by the end. (Fart Fart fart explode)
Tyla Kennerley SON OF A... TeeHee.
Hiw did you die at the end if you wrote this comment
Omg..! What the heck was the ending tho..! I died of laaughing!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shreya o
Shreya same
Its immature
Shreya not like this...not like this
rest in pepper
I lost it at the TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat
truth!
Me too.
So did me and my friend
+Brook Samuel Same here
I fell off my chair and was laughing for a whole minute straight...
The fact this got recommended to me after years is astonishing
I would actually buy one because it's Ryan and I want to have Ryan in my room
***** hi
yeah a ryan farting on your room
wait on my room so he's on my roof
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I do not want to know what you would do with him
"Google glass, you may find me the nearest coffee shop"
"no....:|"
I died at that part
It never gets old
That part is hilarious xDD
+Alyssa Bryson ikr
+Veromatic Contacting...
TEEGOOGLYCOFFEEMEAT
NO!
Who else is going through old videos for no reason 😄😂😂😂
I am
yup. And this are still funny
There is a reason
Humor
That's me
The 2019 self
Just makes me happy watching Ryan's old videos again and again.
holy shit that ending i fucking died
+Daryl Arnold RIP
Me too XDD
would you like yours in bandwagon blue
Not like this not like this
Ikr
“Why did you guys make it so big?”
“That’s what she said”
😂😂😂
the triangle lock thing is actually kinda creepy...
Lea it's a martial arts technique
you're acting like this a real thing
The lock killed that person
Mikal Nelson it is, it's a martial arts technique.
enchanted garden No, it's supposed to knock you out
This was my favorite video when I was younger; I remember my brother would pretend to be the Google Glass Human for me.
0:24 "not just better, but bigger" - Ryan Higa 2016
Loanna Luv u mean 2k13
Loanna Luv 10LIKES
Loanna Luv Ryan Higa 2013
thats what she said
Loanna Luv I
The thumbnail changed?! NANI?!
Woah i also noticed that strange
Yeah
Literally every thumbnail in every video keeps getting its thumbnail changed. Kinda weird.
@@justsomepersonoof3420 I've noticed that too..
@Samarth Sharma thanks, i can't unsee it now
The 3k dislikes are the people who couldnt get the Google Glass Human.
The algorithm brought me here and do I miss these vids, it’s still so good after all these years
"Good, now call for help! Calling 4-HE-L. That's not even a real number, just call 911!
11-11-11. No, not 9 different 11s, dial the number 9! Dialing 9. Good, now dial 1 1. Dialing 1. No, not a singular one, you know what I meant, dial two ones. Dialing 11. Great, now that's too many delete one. Which one would you like deleted? Does it matter? No. THEN DELETE A ONE! Deleting all ones. Oh, dam it just add one and another one. 1+1=2. You know what Google Glass Human, I'm done.
"Im sorry did you mean 9-1-1?"
Prettydaiisy No, no, I mean, yes.
Freestyle29482"im sorry did you say college" "CALL IT" "comment" "no call it" "cottage" "call it" "wallet" "call it" "walrus" "just call the f***ing number" "calling"
"finally" "to TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat" "son of a..."
hahha
a person who plays tf2 Hello, this is TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat.
Google is the only company that will let you make fun of its products on its own website
You work for Google? :D cause that's a pretty convincing commercial
nenissaK you think I work for google? no I don't but Ryan Higa sort of does
I wonder how long Sean had to carry Ryan 0-o
Ryan riding Sean 0-o
yeah ryan is "riding" sean hehehe ;)
i ship it xD
+Maya kookie
Rishita Adhikari ARMY^^
everywhere o.o
literally no one:
trying to talk to siri: 2:59
one does not simply watch Ryan Higa video without laughing xD
Or dying
Xiehper ikr
this is by far my favourite video on this channel
I totally agree. 911 part is so hilarious
+Ankit A Hey that's offensive you know how many people dided on 9/11? You should be ashamed of your self and go to hell. (jk XDDDDDD)
ben Mićinova I didn't mean to say 9/11. I meant it as the emergency number joke. ;)
Ankit A Oy, i know that XD i was just joking dude!
ben Mićinova no harm , no foul
how do u even come up with these ideas 😍😂😂👍
Ryan had adhd which allows him to think of the randomest of ideas
+Be Jealous has*
+Be Jealous is it like autism?
LOL Yeah. How?
+MrTagnan its a disorder in which you cant focus on a single thing and you just think in every direction besides the thing you have to focus on...
1:28
Wanna have 'lunch' tonight?
Im Dead
is it just me or when they did the little spin thing of the 'google glass human' at 0:30 did it look a little bit like hanate?
+Saoirse Reynolds it did
lolll
Yess
Yah that's what I just noticed
Moral of the story:
plain white backdrop = $
It's actually green
A green screen
CookieDragon I
CookieDragon a
Dang this was in 2013?
I feel so old...
3 years and still no one is wearing google glasses XD
XD
random idiot No. It's because they stopped selling it and it was extremely expensive.
CalpolMeister BUTT WEIGHT!!
If you order now, get +40 Idiocy!!!
CalpolMeister they don't sell it anymore
CoVidss o
At 2:44 "butt weight!"
wow it must stink at the end😹
+Melanie West what? How is that relevant to the comment?
+Eva Awbery IDK but I text u on hangouts now like right now
+Eva Awbery butt wieght
lol
Going from iPod human to navigator to this one really shows how Ryan has improved his videos, while the comedy still stays brilliant
Dear Ryan, I hope you’re doing well ❤ thank you for being a major part of my childhood and I wish you nothing but happiness
In my head I'm thinking "that's what she said" and then bam telepathy. Ryan knows whats up.
yeah thats what youll said too after spending a night with me hun.. cmere ill give u the best night of your life
+iqbal barra stupid pig, respect the woman.
RiceGum ftw
Gaben Strong dont blame me if youre gay duh
oh so in by gay you mean yourself
'Calling TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat'
-Google Glass Human (2013)
Still one of my favorite videos
no one:
Literally not a single cell:
RUclips: lets recommend this 6 years after it came out
youtube recommends you a nigahiga video because you watch nigahiga. what do you expect?
100% Highlights *soul
overused joke
dude nigahigas good u should be thanking youtube
Solo Mod recommend? i searched this 😂 what a classic
that's the most original comment there every was
where u git idea like this u f*kcng genius
i navigate says: Beep
DragonRonan he hhhhhhh. H. Bbhbbnb. N h hi hn hi n hi. H.
Irfan Maulana I like how this dude can't spell fuck but can spell genius
Purple Panda
Irfan Maulana ikr
I legit laughed my ass off to the end! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
same
😂😂 teehee 💖💜😫😂
+mariah holden I giggled too!
+mariah holden poor you.... life will be hard for a girl with no booty
oml lmao
Wait... his arms are infront of his eyes, and the other hands on bincaloros
1:07
7 years later and I'm still enjoying this video
the 911 part was so funny.😂😂😂
ONLY CATS AND DOGS yeah
9/11 seriously if you wanted to do 9 1 1 though you have to put spaces
Potato Potato calm down
Calling.
TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat
1:27
GGH: Christine says "Hey, you wanna have lunch today?"
Shaun: Really? Yes, tell her yes! I wonder what changed her mind
GGH: No, you are a fat girl!
Shaun: Wait, what?
+kallan best part
You know, I have LIKED so many youtubers, but this dude over here, I LOVE him with all my heart.. You just made my day, Ryan..
2:54- end. Just a replay button for myself
02:16 omg i laughed so hard XD
Nur Muhammad 'Ainul Yaqin a
Nur Muhammad 'Ainul Yaqin
Ryan you should get some kinda ultimate award for making people laugh cuz' this is soooo funny
Can it help you to....
Wake up make rice?
Citty Feu 😂😂😂
XD
Citty Feu yeah but it can’t wake up cook rice
I stay home cook rice!
I stay home cook rice
It's been years, but this is the amazing video that my sister showed me that introduced me to nigahiga. I laughed then and I laugh at it now.
*"TEAGOOGLYCOFFEEMEAT"* lol still makes me crack up laughing
lol same i cant stop laughing
I've watched this video 27 times. it never gets old. I still can't watch it with a straight face so many years later.
lifetime supply of google glass humans
“Woaaaah-ooaahh”
he was 10 years early for the apple vision pro
I laughed way too hard at the ending
Win theee Brand New iPhonеeee 7 Plus =>twitter.com/fb3c6d7ce5e23ece5/status/790428760050798592 Goooоgle Glass Human
i want a google glass human
happy frisk HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAMEE
shushu randomness same
shushu randomness hsdhsshshsjsmsdmkd
Now I know where the smell from my Google glass comes from.
lol me 2. it actually explains a lot.
what aboute a iphone 60s
Hey f#67 you ryan
you are the worst and your videos suck
+david phu
do something better with your life other than putting others down i pity people like you
+david phu shut up you fat faced jerk
"Calling... TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat"
TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat:Hello? This is TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat.
random person:Wait, you're an actual person?!
TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat:No, I'm one of your Google Glass Humans, but I'm at the top so I'm more updated than you.
me:A Google Glass Human more updated than a human?! THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE START OF THE END!!!!!!
Jayden he said I'm more updated AND NEW not than you so you don't have to worry about technology coming to kill us just yet
who else is rewatching old ryan higa videos? these were my childhood. And ryan higa is proof that fart jokes never get old.
So this whole time, he just carries an adult on his back with his crotch firmly pressed against his neck.
Wow, I'm impressed.
Jovi Levi Good workout equipment...
Well it's them, you know what to expect XD
Holy Shit! The end! xDDD Lmao.
Stupid fragrance Xd
Tanya Pande Did you say 'fragrance'?
Yes I did The Dark Potato. Deal with it.
Did you say "I want more am fragrance"
Initiating am fragrance.
Not like this ..not like this.:p
MY SIDES ARE ON FIRE
Want me to call 91- I mean, TeaGooglyCoffeeMeat, I mean 1+1=2?
Calling..........TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat
Joshua LaPointe SON OF A !
RealNight Fury TEEHEE
How is this video 10 years old now? Wow!
Smosh: Google Glass sucks!
Ryan Higa: Introducing Google Glass human
Who copied who
Did Ryan just predict the Apple Watch at 2:38?
The Apple Watch has been rumored way before it was actually announced
Ryan predicted the Apple Watch at 2:40
Who's here after the vision pro launch?😅
Where do I get one of these?
iiJuliejj Cant talk, i Am Triangle locked
Amazon
The first nigahiga video I ever watched. :) memories........
Same💕 this is my favourite video
awesome! the first one i ever saw was the big bouncy inflatable green ball
Same
uhm
How to be ganster, emo and ninja
This was on my recommended, on the same day as I watched "Goodbye Sean"
come on RUclips :'(
RUclips recommending this in 2024 brought me to my knees crying ahhhhhhhh the good ol days man😭
Omg Will looked so different when he was young
Am I the only one that gets recommended with nigahiga’s old videos.
“Calling”
“Finally”
*TeeGooglyCoffeeMeat*
*SON OF A-*
Damn honestly, Ryan is the weirdest and yet the funniest RUclipsr alive.
2:39 *predicting the future*
cant believe this was 5 years ago. remembered when this first came out
Sean: Somebody please help me!
Google glass human: Hello Sean do you require assistance
Sean: Yes get all of these Google things off of me!
Ggh: I'm sorry did you say Call teegooglycoffeemeat?
Sean: what? No that's not even a name in my contacts!
Ggh: I'm sorry did you say yes?
Sean: what? No!
Ggh: Calling Teegooglycoffeemeat
Sean: Dang it cancel call!
Ggh: Call canceled
Sean: Good now call for help!
Ggh: Calling 4-HEL-
Sean: That's not even a number just call 911!
Ggh: Calling 11-11-11
Sean: No not 9 different 11s just dial the number 9!
Ggh: Dialing 9
Sean: Good now dial 1-1
Ggh: Dialing 1...
Sean: no not a singular 1 you know what I meant dial 2 ones!
Ggh: Dialing 11
Sean: Great now that's to many delete 1
Ggh: Which 1 would you like deleted?
Sean: Does it matter??
Ggh: No
Sean: THEN DELETE A 1!
Ggh: Deleting all ones
Sean: No! Dang it just dial one and another one
Ggh: 1+1...2
Sean: Oh my god You know what Google Glass human I'm done done!
Ggh: I'm sorry did you say 911?
Sean: No- I mean yes yes call it!
Ggh: I'm sorry did you say collage?
Sean: No call it!
Ggh: Comment?
Sean: call it!
Ggh: Cottage?
Sean: call it!
Ggh: Walrus?
Sean: JUST CALL THE FREAKING NUMBER
Ggh: Calling...
Sean: Ugh finally
Ggh:...Teegooglycoffeemeat
Sean: SON OF A-
~Tehee~
Ggh: Hello this is Teegooglycoffeemeat
Sean: Wait your a actual person?
Ggh: No I'm one of your Google glass humans but I'm at the top so I'm more updated and new what's up?
Sean: Oh ok thank god Plz listen to me I need one thing
Ggh: sure fine
Sean: please call for help call for a ambulance!
Ggh: I'm sorry did you say I want more am fragrance?
Sean: No no!
Ggh: Initiating am fragrance
Sean: not like this...not like this
-farts go off and causes a nuclear Bomb-
I just did the ending! :3
lol
Haha.
TEEHEE
hay mai naem is sean
Wrong, he says fucking, not freaking, and damn not dang
Who else just watching Ryan higa classics?
Classics like
this video,
the cardboard thing,
some of the dear Ryan's,
The paper thing,
Etc
Let's list more for old time sakes :D
no
Years later,,, Michael Scott’s “That’s what she said” joke will never get old