10 How To's That Will Blow Your Mind!

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @rickyshan377
    @rickyshan377 9 лет назад +11064

    Tbh ryan higa is honestly the only youtuber who manages to make every single one of his videos funny and original. I swear he is the youtuber who puts the most effort into his vids--editing, script writing and characterization. Most youtubers just draft out shabby points and video themselves in front of a camera--no professional or unique editing skills. Done in 2-3 days. Ryan might take a long time but i prefer good quality over large quantity (where obviously not all is going to be great) You know a youtuber isn't that great when their content starts getting repetitive/boring. Eventually, you'll just unsuscribe. Honestly i find it really sad to see people straying from Ryan's videos. I'm not saying that all youtubers are bad, but some of them are really overrated. The reason why I respect Ryan so much is that he doesn't need to use vulgarities to make his videos funny. So many youtubers find the need to swear to get their views. And to be perfectly critical, it shows how shallow and uncreative they are, that they have to resort to foul language to make their audience laugh. A good comedian can engage the audience by sheer witty speech--no swearing needed. And that is why Ryan succeeds as a comedian.

    • @PK-qo1ww
      @PK-qo1ww 9 лет назад +174

      also there is Sean Will Derrick Greg helping aswell

    • @XtremeKillah101
      @XtremeKillah101 9 лет назад +26

      agreed

    • @videodslrtutorial
      @videodslrtutorial 9 лет назад +128

      done in 2-3 days? Most RUclipsrs make there videos in a few hours.
      I assume Ryan takes 2-4 days for a video.

    • @MyGamefreak0
      @MyGamefreak0 9 лет назад +14

      Wow that was really sad and sentimental.... Man up brah

    • @quinnhumphrey3472
      @quinnhumphrey3472 9 лет назад +75

      Some you tubers just do stupid stuff with a camera then post it that ticks me of

  • @stevebop5524
    @stevebop5524 5 лет назад +3312

    I didn’t understand the “Piss off girls” part when I was 9 years old. I came back 6 years later, and MIND BLOWN! 🤯

    • @DiamondRadar
      @DiamondRadar 4 года назад +39

      @troll guy I don't think you do

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 4 года назад +71

      @troll guy the wink gave me some vibe that only a perverted guy at their 70s could

    • @epicfafnir
      @epicfafnir 4 года назад +15

      Wathed this at 6 now 12 and i understand it.

    • @ganesanramakrishnan979
      @ganesanramakrishnan979 4 года назад +5

      Me too

    • @jicreianebriones5724
      @jicreianebriones5724 4 года назад +7

      @BOND, James BOND I already got it at 10

  • @MoanaLegends
    @MoanaLegends 6 лет назад +6134

    That last part BLUE my mind!

    • @eMeLeGe1007
      @eMeLeGe1007 6 лет назад +77

      why are you saying blue so random you probably RED something wrong

    • @Mindyteehee
      @Mindyteehee 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @ellennovo4450
      @ellennovo4450 6 лет назад +4

      T_T no puns

    • @Creepkido
      @Creepkido 6 лет назад +2

      i see you everywhere

    • @eleos5
      @eleos5 6 лет назад +11

      You just repeated what was in the video...

  • @AliFanClubb
    @AliFanClubb 5 лет назад +462

    It’s not wasted time if you enjoyed it :)
    Have a wholesome day!

    • @vineethagopi6434
      @vineethagopi6434 4 года назад +1

      Nice profile picture joker!

    • @ec2552
      @ec2552 4 года назад +2

      another persona fan who watches ryan higa im not alone :D

    • @maxwellsequation4887
      @maxwellsequation4887 3 года назад

      It is a waste of time idiot

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 3 года назад

      @@maxwellsequation4887 so it is a waste of time if you have fun? I think you have never lived

  • @CezarBianu
    @CezarBianu 8 лет назад +6394

    There is no one like you Ryan.

  • @emmaholston6104
    @emmaholston6104 8 лет назад +2774

    "Go for the testicles"
    I didn't see how we was getting around that one...
    but, man, I was wrong, he did it XD

  • @audieash2035
    @audieash2035 8 лет назад +4990

    The period jokes I'm crying

    • @sanixx3717
      @sanixx3717 8 лет назад +3

      Audie Ash same

    • @cvn3499
      @cvn3499 8 лет назад +68

      oh are you on your period?

    • @_spxrkly_4310
      @_spxrkly_4310 8 лет назад +14

      Audie Ash I hate these 9 year olds

    • @jollyoldfellow4754
      @jollyoldfellow4754 8 лет назад +12

      Audie Ash i havent gotten my period yet... im 11 😂😂😂😂

    • @sarathewise
      @sarathewise 8 лет назад +1

      My Squashy Rømance same

  • @spichristopher
    @spichristopher 5 лет назад +65

    That’s crazy on how I’m back 6 years later and I’m still watching the same dude, luvs u Ryan

  • @axiianiianiia6653
    @axiianiianiia6653 7 лет назад +1647

    *sees a random nigahiga video from years ago*
    ...
    *clicks on it*

  • @rkgrei
    @rkgrei 10 лет назад +846

    If roses are red and violets are blue, then by the commutative property, the color violet is actually blue, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read, because the word you read more than any other word in this equation: blue. You read blue, creating violet. And because violets are actually blue, that proves that not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just red (past tense) actually just blue your mind.

  • @emoticonrabbit9969
    @emoticonrabbit9969 7 лет назад +4413

    I realized that his microphone was made from tissue roll and some cloth

    • @nightnationssounds4912
      @nightnationssounds4912 7 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @Zatote
      @Zatote 6 лет назад +4

      EmOtIcOn RaBBiT same

    • @mochafurvie
      @mochafurvie 6 лет назад +4

      EmOtIcOn RaBBiT Wow lol

    • @applejuicy1623
      @applejuicy1623 6 лет назад +5

      Wrong it’s his actual microphone it’s connected to the computered

    • @markus5309
      @markus5309 6 лет назад +1

      EmOtIcOn RaBBiT OMG NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT. IT CHANGED EVERYTHING

  • @doosiekatt1932
    @doosiekatt1932 5 лет назад +1260

    Why is no one paying attention to the fact that Erica thought Ryan was gay

    • @danielg1461
      @danielg1461 5 лет назад +15

      doosiekatt was looking for this comment

    • @zeyy84
      @zeyy84 4 года назад +49

      Wait is there a video for this
      Edit: it's in this video lmao 1:04

    • @kaonashiyakuza
      @kaonashiyakuza 4 года назад +25

      She prolly thought he was with Sean 😄😄

    • @Skibiditoiletohiotoilet
      @Skibiditoiletohiotoilet 3 года назад +3

      Made the likes and comments on this comment even

    • @robertthompson6352
      @robertthompson6352 3 года назад +2

      @@Skibiditoiletohiotoilet how- the likes are at 739 (maybe less since you commented a week before this one) and there is only 3 other replies

  • @CindySun1234
    @CindySun1234 9 лет назад +2074

    The last one blue me away.

    • @lakhmanmoktan1975
      @lakhmanmoktan1975 9 лет назад +6

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      I have a white glue..

    • @shadowviolets
      @shadowviolets 9 лет назад +13

      +Cindy Sun
      roses are red
      violets are red
      your yard is red
      your fence is red
      your garden is on fire

    • @JustMeAgain00
      @JustMeAgain00 9 лет назад +1

      HOW RBCSIALDLOALXJ HWBZ J

    • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
      @The_Nonchalant_Shallot 9 лет назад +1

      +Cindy Sun daba dee

    • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
      @The_Nonchalant_Shallot 9 лет назад +2

      You're all pretty green in the joke industry. it scares me white sometimes. enough to turn me into a yellow belly coward of the comment section. Then again I could just send you all gift baskets for trying. After all, what can brown do for you? Also, I suck at this stuff.

  • @sharkyrichardson8257
    @sharkyrichardson8257 10 лет назад +1703

    Don't you hate it when your browser lags, and when you try to click the video you want, at that exact moment the internet catches up and you click an ad?

    • @koolgoose
      @koolgoose 10 лет назад +7

      Yesh, Happens to me too.

    • @TheSvj5047
      @TheSvj5047 10 лет назад +41

      What's an ad? Lol adblock FTW

    • @aminrimawi7332
      @aminrimawi7332 10 лет назад +6

      * if your on chrome * download the ad blocker plus extension

    • @ShatteredDimensionz
      @ShatteredDimensionz 10 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @TheSvj5047
      @TheSvj5047 10 лет назад +4

      Amin Rimawi but using any other browser is stupid af so yeah everyone should be using chrome.

  • @SirVesper
    @SirVesper 9 лет назад +595

    Thank me later. The poem says:
    Roses are red violets are blue then by the commutative property the color blue is actually violet and which two colors make violet? Red and blue which means you need red to make violet and since violet is actually blue then that means you need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue creating violet and because violets are actually blue it proves not only did I just bow your mind but everything you just red(Past Tense) Actually just blue your mind. TEEHEE. (Leave a like if it helped)

  • @izzysucks2308
    @izzysucks2308 6 лет назад +352

    as a younger girl, i never actually understood the “how to piss off a girl” jokes when i first saw this video (maybe about 2-3 years back) but now that i’m older i understand them to where they’re really funny in a way lmao

    • @RebornKaotic
      @RebornKaotic 4 года назад +2

      izzy sucks same i was like what is he talking about when I was like 9

    • @idkwhat5492
      @idkwhat5492 4 года назад +2

      @@RebornKaotic damn you guys are young

    • @aleks72_6
      @aleks72_6 3 года назад

      @@idkwhat5492 sure 15y is young but isn't that normal?

  • @mubii3309
    @mubii3309 7 лет назад +1144

    How can anyone hate this guy??!

    • @infoboutgtv4802
      @infoboutgtv4802 7 лет назад +2

      The Guy fr

    • @i.at.g3995
      @i.at.g3995 7 лет назад +2

      The Guy true

    • @crushjng1318
      @crushjng1318 6 лет назад +4

      I don’t hate this guy but I hate the guy...roasted

    • @Zatote
      @Zatote 6 лет назад +1

      If they rlly wanted to know but watch this joke vid

    • @dandadruffphl8351
      @dandadruffphl8351 6 лет назад +6

      WWHIRLWIND _ | You just contradicted yourself.

  • @laurajuarez-sanchez4169
    @laurajuarez-sanchez4169 7 лет назад +275

    Greg: How to be a really good voice narrator
    Ryan: HoW tO bE a ReAlLy GoOd VoIcE nArRaToR

  • @mirekkkwtf
    @mirekkkwtf 10 лет назад +1258

    that ending was amazing

  • @xdxp9558
    @xdxp9558 7 лет назад +2342

    Remember "I got that power?"
    Well this is him now: GUCCI GANG
    Feel old yet?

  • @serknight7769
    @serknight7769 8 лет назад +15

    I've been on RUclips for years and I can't believe I just found this channel.

  • @petrad2116
    @petrad2116 8 лет назад +1316

    i actully want to buy the book XD

  • @samanthag1922
    @samanthag1922 8 лет назад +83

    HOW TO READ MINDS:
    Step 1: Think about something
    BAM! You just read your own mind!

  • @ruuyin6586
    @ruuyin6586 4 года назад +860

    This must be a part of the ‘literal’ series.

  • @cielogonzalez3272
    @cielogonzalez3272 8 лет назад +1104

    At the last one (how to blow someones mind) my head started to hurt. 😐😐🙄

    • @pygmalion889
      @pygmalion889 8 лет назад +3

      *insert X-files

    • @markmendoza2641
      @markmendoza2641 8 лет назад +2

      cielo gonzalez same 😥😥😥

    • @ef4253
      @ef4253 8 лет назад +17

      cielo gonzalez of course your head would hurt, your mind was just blown!

    • @hamoudi291
      @hamoudi291 8 лет назад +6

      cielo gonzalez cuz he blue your mind

    • @egzilla
      @egzilla 7 лет назад +5

      cielo gonzalez same i was just confused

  • @videakias3000
    @videakias3000 8 лет назад +1275

    how to make conspiracy theories:
    step 1:put circles at random parts of a video or photos
    step 2:say"this is not normal"

    • @fidsvids4610
      @fidsvids4610 8 лет назад

      lol so true

    • @alinamunir6933
      @alinamunir6933 8 лет назад +2

      go watch shane dawson

    • @papyrus3650
      @papyrus3650 8 лет назад

      +alina munir he is F*CKING gay!?!?!?!

    • @krila6770
      @krila6770 8 лет назад +4

      hewwumayhongpiwahyheori... it will make sense if u read it again and again

    • @naruto1409sasuke
      @naruto1409sasuke 8 лет назад

      Mr. Seeyalatah 159 c

  • @jakubandrejfilcak257
    @jakubandrejfilcak257 9 лет назад +21

    Nearly all of Ryan's videos are ingeniously though out, but the ending of this one truly shows the brilliance that is put into editing these videos.

  • @kasperallen6313
    @kasperallen6313 4 года назад +462

    Ryan: how to revive a dead mouse
    Logan Paul: write that down, write that down!

    • @froooooooot
      @froooooooot 4 года назад +14

      Charles the french 😂

    • @TheMemeSchemer
      @TheMemeSchemer 4 года назад +5

      Ryan said revive, Logan would try to mock

    • @froooooooot
      @froooooooot 4 года назад +2

      qbmp001 why did you reply to me if you're talking to the other person

    • @JiuWei_Mic
      @JiuWei_Mic 3 года назад +1

      lmao charles the french refrence

    • @kylecheng3710
      @kylecheng3710 3 года назад

      You can revive a cryogenically frozen mouse with a microwave

  • @shreelz3794
    @shreelz3794 10 лет назад +157

    Just watched his illuminati video and now this one. I think it's safe to say that the intellect level of this channel is too much for me.
    But, I'll subscribe anyway.

    • @Muhammad-Jacobs699
      @Muhammad-Jacobs699 10 лет назад +10

      Same here just watched the Illuminati video then watched this and subscribed right away.

    • @ashtingillurd4751
      @ashtingillurd4751 10 лет назад +10

      The funniest part is that the Illuminatti video ACTUALLY a kind of makes sense

    • @ryukuz8167
      @ryukuz8167 10 лет назад +2

      Ashtin Gillurd
      Because its true.

  • @datunatopuria9091
    @datunatopuria9091 8 лет назад +200

    I red ryans book and it blue my mind

  • @YeImWafflezz
    @YeImWafflezz 11 лет назад +79

    last one really did blow my mind

    • @sheyshey280
      @sheyshey280 11 лет назад +20

      I think you mean it Blue your mind ;)

  • @BenZinnar
    @BenZinnar 2 года назад +17

    This dude has been my influence since childhood. Made my humor and got me into Asian culture. You BLUE my mind and RED my mind.

  • @thememeiest5390
    @thememeiest5390 7 лет назад +626

    Swiss cheese has holes
    you have more cheese, you have more holes
    if you have more holes, you have less cheese
    therefore if you have more cheese, then you have less cheese

    • @dhirshukla9883
      @dhirshukla9883 7 лет назад +15

      omg. 😂

    • @oskarxie1474
      @oskarxie1474 6 лет назад +8

      *brainfart

    • @stefane4581
      @stefane4581 6 лет назад +27

      Explosion reported in Geneva: 141 reported dead after a 12 year old teen’s brain exploded with the force of an atomic bomb.

    • @ballsucker89
      @ballsucker89 6 лет назад +2

      URHYFHBNAIOERUGUAUIRGNAEB4G79AE4NARUGANFURABGNBUIAN RNGHIAWGBYAFYCARGHAQ234U8 BUIOC H8ACH RYJWBUYHKQ2GYQ27

    • @SarusCraneA7X
      @SarusCraneA7X 6 лет назад +5

      THEN YOU NEED TO CUT THE CHEESE TO FILL THE HOLES WIT THE CUT CHEESE

  • @elizabethxiong8440
    @elizabethxiong8440 8 лет назад +175

    How To Piss Off A Girl was just too funny.

  • @hellocortez9745
    @hellocortez9745 8 лет назад +977

    While i was in the hospital almost dying,my cousin showed me this video.I really liked it and it subscribed to you when I recovered ( from staying at the hospital for a month) and got home.Thanks for making me laugh Ryan!
    Edit:Holy crap 735 likes?!I thought no one would see.Anyways,I was telling the truth and I dont care if you think it is fake at least I know I am alive.

    • @kievtan6905
      @kievtan6905 8 лет назад

      Hello Cortez

    • @luizcruz6083
      @luizcruz6083 8 лет назад +1

      Hello Cortez I thought you literally died💀...

    • @소금-e8c
      @소금-e8c 8 лет назад +14

      Luiz Cruz but then he wouldn't be able to write this comment, now would he?

    • @luizcruz6083
      @luizcruz6083 8 лет назад +7

      NoahTheGamer I meant die of laughter...

    • @hellocortez9745
      @hellocortez9745 8 лет назад +7

      Blob Fish I had a tumor but then a dumb doctor did something wrong and I almost died

  • @007lisle
    @007lisle Год назад +23

    10 years later it's still funny

  • @glowcitybluei.s9120
    @glowcitybluei.s9120 8 лет назад +1055

    How much I RED really BLUE my mind😐

  • @ultimatehd1500
    @ultimatehd1500 8 лет назад +830

    Things that happened today
    1) my friend said he hated NigaHiga
    2) my friend got hit by a bus
    3) i lost my bus driving license

  • @dylldoiid
    @dylldoiid 10 лет назад +150

    if roses are red, and violets are blue, and by the commutative property blue is actually violet, and what 2 colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet. and since you violets are blue that means you need red to make blue. but what makes red? the past tense of read because the word you read more than any other word in the equation? BLUE! you re[a]d blue creating violet, and because violets are actually blue, i didn't just blow your mind, i BLUE your mind.... boom

  • @Platina_
    @Platina_ 6 лет назад +137

    Ryan: "I got that power"
    Me: WE GOT THAT POWER! POWER!!
    He actually did predict a hit song lmaoo

    • @Sadius
      @Sadius 4 года назад +6

      Bruh

  • @musicmania1678
    @musicmania1678 7 лет назад +209

    when you thought this was a legit video then saw that ryan posted it

    • @DMFM71
      @DMFM71 5 лет назад +2

      I have to admit I thought that to

  • @briankrahn7596
    @briankrahn7596 9 лет назад +131

    HA I WAS ABLE TO PAUSE MY SCREEN WHEN IT SAID I WASTED ONE SECOND MORE OF MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Oh wait..

    • @briankrahn7596
      @briankrahn7596 9 лет назад +15

      Brian Krahn Shit I just wasted more of my life by trying for like 5 minutes to get it paused at the right time...And I just wasted more typing this comment.I need to stop this

    • @toasterrobot8566
      @toasterrobot8566 9 лет назад

      Brian Krahn Congrats, you waste even more by typing this comment

    • @randomoriannamain6945
      @randomoriannamain6945 9 лет назад

      Thanks a lot captain obvious..

    • @fatherfountain1906
      @fatherfountain1906 9 лет назад

      +MEGAQUIRK_ 13 yeah

    • @austinkingsley
      @austinkingsley 9 лет назад

      +MEGAQUIRK_ 13 when did it say that

  • @gracie8153
    @gracie8153 8 лет назад +152

    1:04 did she said that he liked guys

  • @ooff129
    @ooff129 4 года назад +100

    oh my god after 5 yrs i finally got the “how to piss off a girl” joke

    • @David-in2xt
      @David-in2xt 4 года назад +1

      What does it mean

    • @xliemxlien09
      @xliemxlien09 3 года назад +2

      @@David-in2xt well it means the girl is on period and men straight is menstrual cycle and tem on is tampon

  • @danielle6506
    @danielle6506 7 лет назад +2331

    2:54 i actually have math with a teacher named mr.anderson

    • @zeno5891
      @zeno5891 7 лет назад +25

      Danielle Hooks My last name is Anderson. 😂

    • @Tanzanight-yo9lw
      @Tanzanight-yo9lw 7 лет назад +50

      “You have a math with a teacher” wow ok

    • @triciafradrick3731
      @triciafradrick3731 7 лет назад +2

      same - maths teacher

    • @am3iq.464
      @am3iq.464 7 лет назад +4

      I have an engineering teacher named Mr. Anderson

    • @unusunus4613
      @unusunus4613 7 лет назад +10

      Danielle Hooks there's a horrible math teacher at my school named Mr Anderson 😂

  • @sidharthjain6761
    @sidharthjain6761 7 лет назад +574

    The red blue one was the best

    • @danegger595
      @danegger595 6 лет назад +2

      Sidharth Jain yes, it really was

    • @Mars8765
      @Mars8765 6 лет назад

      Fucking no

    • @kotse10
      @kotse10 6 лет назад

      Sidharth Jain .

    • @aidencates3553
      @aidencates3553 6 лет назад +1

      It originally was at the end of his 2 mil video check it out it's at the end

  • @Apache4339
    @Apache4339 10 лет назад +199

    Here's a joke for you.
    4 guys get stranded on an island. A bunch of natives jump out and threaten to kill them. The men plead for their lives and then the cheif says " you can live if you pass the fruit test." The men are sent out to gather fruit.
    The first man comes back and has a banana. The cheif says " if you can shove the fruit in your rear without screaming, then you can live." So the man does what the cheif said and screams. The man is then decapitated.
    The next man comes back with a pomegranate and he is told the same thing. He of course fails and is killed as well. The third man comes back with a bunch of little berries. He is told the test and he starts to put berries in his rear end one by one. He then begins to laugh.
    He is killed and he meets his other 2 friends in heaven.
    The 2 men ask the third man "why were you laughing?"
    The man replied " the other guy was bringing a pineapple"

  • @raghavsharma1748
    @raghavsharma1748 4 года назад +29

    that moment at 4:02 was when i realised the mic was actually a pop filter on a toiled paper roll

  • @kbubble13
    @kbubble13 11 лет назад +13

    Ryan.
    Your level of wit, humour and cleverness is a rare gift.
    Keep it up, man. For the good of humanity, please keep being you. :)

  • @ruijy4356
    @ruijy4356 8 лет назад +567

    Roses are red.
    My name is Dave.
    This poem makes no sense.
    Microwave.

  • @strangedrake3093
    @strangedrake3093 8 лет назад +415

    When it said "Kick His Balls" He only had one ball, So it is "Kick His Ball"

    • @rayankhan2851
      @rayankhan2851 8 лет назад +23

      Please leave

    • @avaw99999
      @avaw99999 8 лет назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @brooklynnthiede2288
      @brooklynnthiede2288 8 лет назад +19

      Mapoti

    • @amamiyakarin33
      @amamiyakarin33 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @lilpwnr01
      @lilpwnr01 8 лет назад +7

      Off screen he kicked his other ball, he always carries 2 balls in his backpack, he was playing with one of them

  • @johitrbl
    @johitrbl 5 лет назад +102

    Ryan: I got that power~~Power~~
    Exo: **shaking their heads**

  • @chrisd1068
    @chrisd1068 8 лет назад +186

    lol that end part

    • @infoboutgtv4802
      @infoboutgtv4802 7 лет назад +9

      Chris d10 are you the potato he used to turn on the light?

  • @yera5976
    @yera5976 8 лет назад +144

    how to piss off a girl was genius

  • @saram.9613
    @saram.9613 10 лет назад +33

    This guy. Messed up genius. I love you. Thank you for existing.

  • @juancorona5618
    @juancorona5618 Год назад +7

    9 years almost 10 years later.. i promised myself i wouldnt watch it till the 10 year mark idk man i wanna relive it i paused it at 0:01

  • @ShadowZCloud
    @ShadowZCloud 10 лет назад +272

    If Roses are *red*, and *violets* are *blue*. And by the commutative property, the color *blue* is actually *violet*. And what do colors make *violet*? *Red & Blue*, which means you need *red* to make *violet* ~ and since *violet* is actually *blue*; that means you need *red* to make *blue*.
    What makes *Red*?
    - The past tense of *read*. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? *BLUE*
    You *RED BLUE*, creating *VIOLET*. And because *violets* are actually *blue*, it proves that not only did I just *blow* your mind; but everything you just *RED* (past tense), actually just... *BLUE* your mind.

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 8 лет назад +218

    The last one cracks me up everytime XD

    • @arsipantsu
      @arsipantsu 8 лет назад +23

      not, the last one... the "how to be a really good voice narrator" one..

    • @dazuru6407
      @dazuru6407 8 лет назад

      Arsi Pantsu The 9th one.

    • @TyroneSteele
      @TyroneSteele 8 лет назад +11

      me too it is like a riddle and is sooo creative

    • @pars8574
      @pars8574 7 лет назад +1

      Tyrone Steele u

  • @ace1639
    @ace1639 9 лет назад +407

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Violets are violet
    Not goddamn blue!

    • @Thisaccountisnotfake
      @Thisaccountisnotfake 9 лет назад +14

      Roses Are Red
      Violets Are Blue
      God made me beautiful
      But Skipped over you!

    • @Xfactor7430
      @Xfactor7430 9 лет назад

      S3KTOR

    • @Jekker1435
      @Jekker1435 9 лет назад +13

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      i have five fingers
      and the third one is for you

    • @everfuryraptor7612
      @everfuryraptor7612 9 лет назад

      Alien Turd more like my blood is red your is too i have five fingers the middle on is for you

    • @xRecon
      @xRecon 9 лет назад +4

      It's;
      Roses are red
      Here's something new
      Violets are violets
      Not f*cking blue! xD

  • @Fozzy10XT
    @Fozzy10XT 2 года назад +1

    Been binge watching your old vids Ryan, I forgot about this gem

  • @itcamefromthecloud
    @itcamefromthecloud 9 лет назад +119

    Roses are rose
    Violets are violet.
    I have a box of 96 crayons.

  • @lincolnmercedes7874
    @lincolnmercedes7874 9 лет назад +245

    Sometimes when i close my eyes i cant see

    • @ABAB-zv4dm
      @ABAB-zv4dm 9 лет назад +13

      OMG I thought I was the only one!!😱😱

    • @lincolnmercedes7874
      @lincolnmercedes7874 9 лет назад +3

      +AB123 AB123 so inspirational it left me in tears

    • @marybob6947
      @marybob6947 9 лет назад +7

      +lincoln mercedes sometimes? for me, it's all the time. HOW CAN I FIX THIS

    • @danishqureshi8583
      @danishqureshi8583 9 лет назад +10

      sometimes when I stab myself with a knife through the heart I die.
      also for some reason my tummy expands and contracts.
      also my hands are moving

    • @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442
      @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 9 лет назад +3

      +AB123 AB123 in RUclips you are never the only one

  • @HeyAngel21
    @HeyAngel21 8 лет назад +68

    "wellllll... I'll see you in three to five days"
    "depending on flow"
    me: **dies laughing**

  • @iamummati
    @iamummati 2 года назад +6

    He sure is not the youtuber we deserve but the youtuber we need, he sure is

  • @LizDance13
    @LizDance13 10 лет назад +20

    Ryan is so smart, he always surprises me with how clever he is!

  • @spartan117m15
    @spartan117m15 9 лет назад +591

    Roses are black, violets are black, that black guy is black, I'm colorblind......
    (Not really colorblind)

    • @lonelinessdestroyedme624
      @lonelinessdestroyedme624 9 лет назад +7

      spartan117m15 when youre colorblind you see everything like green and colors like that :) not black and white

    • @Pukes
      @Pukes 9 лет назад +8

      HailMetal Some people are completely Colorblind and cannot see any color other than Black and white.

    • @lonelinessdestroyedme624
      @lonelinessdestroyedme624 9 лет назад

      Makishima Yusuke yeah i know there are but not all .-. sorry

    • @soloskeleton754
      @soloskeleton754 9 лет назад +2

      I'm fully colour blind I just see Colours wrong

    • @somestuff8969
      @somestuff8969 9 лет назад

      derpy duck If you're fully colour blind then you see black and white.

  • @LuiKang043
    @LuiKang043 11 лет назад +43

    The genius of Ryan Higa.

  • @SvanikSuri
    @SvanikSuri 4 года назад +8

    I didn't understand the girl getting pissed off when I was 7 years old and now I'm almost 13 and boom I understand everything
    Used to watch his videos a lot when I was a kid
    Good memories

  • @kuanchan1696
    @kuanchan1696 8 лет назад +246

    This is not a good time to drink soda

    • @Enderman-uu5oq
      @Enderman-uu5oq 8 лет назад

      why?

    • @yujiri189
      @yujiri189 8 лет назад +3

      Enderman2007 because they will laugh and spit out the soda

    • @lilafoster7850
      @lilafoster7850 8 лет назад

      I agree.....

    • @HaNguyen-jf6sk
      @HaNguyen-jf6sk 8 лет назад +12

      Kuan Chan hope the best for your laptop

    • @tl3795
      @tl3795 7 лет назад +2

      Kuan Chan ok *sips coke*

  • @stephaniechan9996
    @stephaniechan9996 8 лет назад +45

    i never got the period joke but now I finally get it

    • @istanasians9105
      @istanasians9105 8 лет назад

      same

    • @doctorlove6090
      @doctorlove6090 8 лет назад +1

      I understood now because of captions, lol.

    • @MehPoopsie
      @MehPoopsie 8 лет назад +2

      was that another period joke?

    • @ayushkrish2508
      @ayushkrish2508 7 лет назад

      Same here. I finally understood it after like 4 years from first watching this.

  • @therealpyromaniac4515
    @therealpyromaniac4515 10 лет назад +135

    that blue my mind at the end

    • @DraigaYT
      @DraigaYT 10 лет назад +7

      What I just red blew my mind... And because red=violet-blue=the past tense of read, it also technically the past tense of read-violet=-blue. And of course because on a colour wheel the opposite of blue is yellow, I just said hello... Using the YELLOW pages. I bet THAT -blue your mind.

    • @amyle91
      @amyle91 10 лет назад +3

      It was very interesting, but somewhere in that I got lost and now I must go take a pill for my headache >.

    • @boodyclapperify
      @boodyclapperify 10 лет назад

      Angel_A108 It means you're stupid.

    • @iSpricePrice
      @iSpricePrice 10 лет назад +1

      The Real PyroManiac You having the Blue and Red Yin Yan sign can now troll people using Ryan's theory :D

    • @therealpyromaniac4515
      @therealpyromaniac4515 10 лет назад +1

      oh yeah ahahhaha

  • @verticalmvs
    @verticalmvs 6 лет назад +49

    1:53 "i got that power" is now really part of a song called POWER by EXO. so ryan can predict the future too

  • @joesweeney8398
    @joesweeney8398 8 лет назад +34

    that moment when "I got that power" becomes your new jam

  • @carlosgutierez2257
    @carlosgutierez2257 8 лет назад +78

    not gonna lie that last thing actually blew my mind

  • @ericwang6826
    @ericwang6826 8 лет назад +12

    3 years later and it's still amazing

  • @rexzhao2301
    @rexzhao2301 7 лет назад +1559

    Its been 5 years...
    *who's watching in 2018*

  • @ILoveCreativity
    @ILoveCreativity 10 лет назад +2275

    I am watching this in 2015...anyone else here or its just me alone

  • @paparazzymedia
    @paparazzymedia 8 лет назад +27

    I just realized that he said 'why are you late?' and made it sound like 'why ovulate"

  • @fashista2001
    @fashista2001 8 лет назад +310

    after 3 years i finally understood 2:30 😂😂😂

    • @Jackbudy
      @Jackbudy 8 лет назад

      i still dont understand it

    • @Shintaims8
      @Shintaims8 8 лет назад +32

      test-tickles

    • @Jackbudy
      @Jackbudy 8 лет назад

      ooooh

    • @tyrant3748
      @tyrant3748 8 лет назад +5

      HOW DID YOU NOT GET THAT I knew it was test-tickles first go

    • @bananayumyum7166
      @bananayumyum7166 8 лет назад +1

      RaZzor RUclips OMG YOUR SO AMAZING (#SaltyTC)

  • @bagopurritoes3959
    @bagopurritoes3959 6 лет назад +39

    How to blow someone's mind:
    *Be like Ryan Higa.*

  • @CalebRowold
    @CalebRowold 11 лет назад +33

    The violet, red, blue part really blew my mind.

  • @asfandkkhan
    @asfandkkhan 7 лет назад +235

    1:56 lil pump when he's making his lyrics

  • @naomizhang3043
    @naomizhang3043 8 лет назад +188

    Who else predicted some of the puns beforehand?

  • @yasa108
    @yasa108 3 года назад +3

    Ryan is one of those youtubers that you binge watch all his videos, forget about him, then re binge watch him, this is mmy 6th time

  • @jillanjuman2775
    @jillanjuman2775 9 лет назад +105

    Test-tickle omggg deaddd xD

    • @olithomas133
      @olithomas133 9 лет назад

      RIP

    • @aquaticllama7719
      @aquaticllama7719 9 лет назад +3

      If you're dead... How did you manage to post this?

    • @cjfaulkenberry3314
      @cjfaulkenberry3314 9 лет назад +1

      +Yuki Minato because she just blue your mind

    • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
      @The_Nonchalant_Shallot 9 лет назад

      +cj faulkenberry Yo listen up, here's a story... about a little guy that lives in a blue house... and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue... o.o sowwies

    • @jessethersthecociner8325
      @jessethersthecociner8325 9 лет назад

      So.....I Heard You Want Learn How To Read Minds.

  • @kulsumsafura
    @kulsumsafura 8 лет назад +42

    i think Ryan should do a part 2 for this video

    • @walid1922
      @walid1922 7 лет назад

      Blood Silent ya

    • @Zatote
      @Zatote 6 лет назад

      Blood Silent agreed

  • @angeljoseph4417
    @angeljoseph4417 7 лет назад +140

    1:55 That's EXO's new song. Power

    • @cindiluwho7
      @cindiluwho7 7 лет назад +13

      I was waiting for someone to notice... Thank you

    • @angeljoseph4417
      @angeljoseph4417 7 лет назад +11

      You are my new best friend, fellow EXO-l!!!

    • @jeeyachu2138
      @jeeyachu2138 7 лет назад +7

      Angel Joseph exactly what I thought xD

    • @Nayaruparambil
      @Nayaruparambil 6 лет назад +4

      Exooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kpoplover84
      @kpoplover84 6 лет назад +3

      Angel Joseph I got the poweeeer, poweeeer☺EXO-L here🖐

  • @ALPHA-cb4hw
    @ALPHA-cb4hw 3 года назад +7

    Even though he is not uploading, his videos are hitting millions of views

    • @ChrisShyam
      @ChrisShyam 3 года назад +1

      he left us a treasure chest before leaving

  • @Muni_Puni
    @Muni_Puni 7 лет назад +23

    “HOW TO BE A REALLY GOOD VOICE NARRERERO!”

  • @haemilee8875
    @haemilee8875 8 лет назад +16

    just realized ryans mic was actually a toilet paper roll with a mic cover on top for how to be a good voice narrator

  • @ambermolina6243
    @ambermolina6243 10 лет назад +9

    Your editing skills are ridiculously great.

  • @abeernasim6817
    @abeernasim6817 6 лет назад +11

    Honestly the amount of puns in this video is mind blowing 😂😂😂😂

  • @WillddKvic
    @WillddKvic 8 лет назад +30

    and I thought you liked boys..
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
    LOL

  • @Johnyknowhow
    @Johnyknowhow 9 лет назад +15

    The video inside of this video had the same time as the actual video.
    Props for detail!

  • @hopefrost3992
    @hopefrost3992 8 лет назад +303

    "men straightening hair"
    what men even do that, ryan?
    **COUGH** DAN **COUGH*

  • @Sx--F
    @Sx--F 6 лет назад +182

    HEY YALL
    GUESS WHAT?
    You've never been in a room with nothing in it.

    • @janiehendrix8250
      @janiehendrix8250 6 лет назад +6

      meh, your life

    • @pinecsne
      @pinecsne 6 лет назад +1

      Cookies R us your point is?

    • @vastolorde2861
      @vastolorde2861 6 лет назад

      When you're shifting your house and when all of your things haven't been transferred to your new house, you're technically in a room with nothing

    • @serotonindealer7352
      @serotonindealer7352 5 лет назад +1

      @@vastolorde2861 door,shelf,switches,windows

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 5 лет назад +1

      @Vasto Lorde What Jacksoknight by Sora said, plus you.

  • @ryans6442
    @ryans6442 10 лет назад +22

    This was the first Ryan Higa video I ever saw

    • @something3118
      @something3118 10 лет назад

      wow you should see the hard and black but not real gun video

    • @IceCallista
      @IceCallista 10 лет назад

      Welcome to the community! You'll get a "hard and black but not a real gun" and a "peg chair" as the our welcome gifts!

    • @IceCallista
      @IceCallista 10 лет назад

      Callista Aura "as our"! Geez! STUPID auto text!

    • @guul66
      @guul66 10 лет назад

      Callista Aura His probrably been here for years now...

  • @realFriedrichHayek
    @realFriedrichHayek 10 лет назад +20

    If roses are red and violets are blue then by the communitive property the colour blue is actually violet and one two colours make violet, red and blue which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of READ, because the word that you read more than any other so far in this equation, blue! You read blue creating violet, but because violet is actually blue it proves that not only did I just blow your mind but everything you just ‘red’ (past tense) actually just blue your mind. THEHEHEHE

  • @xuvyn8358
    @xuvyn8358 8 лет назад +104

    how much time did i waste? hmmmm well its about 5:30 am and i never slept so i'd say about 16, 20 hours? but now im goning to bed bc my eyes r starting to hurt XD

  • @nog_legend3760
    @nog_legend3760 4 года назад +4

    2:31 I don’t know how this got on my recommended but after rewatching 6 years later I fully understand what he meant here now