Most Annoying Types of Friends!

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @jano2298
    @jano2298 7 лет назад +9951

    You forgot one, the one who always has to be right

    • @gonko638
      @gonko638 7 лет назад +186

      JonahTheBest das me

    • @x0monstergames976
      @x0monstergames976 7 лет назад +106

      Flame Lord Mord no its me!

    • @saskuevsvegeta
      @saskuevsvegeta 7 лет назад +55

      X0monster GAMES no, tis I!

    • @humanthing7058
      @humanthing7058 7 лет назад +247

      Don't u mean the one that literally is always right. Don't correct me I know I'm right

    • @jano2298
      @jano2298 7 лет назад +13

      Zaksamhol Studios, haha, very funny

  • @TBJZL
    @TBJZL 9 лет назад +5767

    I laughed way too much at the Friends Season 2 joke XD

    • @hunterhsu9056
      @hunterhsu9056 9 лет назад +47

      Hey Tobi I love ur videos!!!

    • @user-vl1ui4lc5q
      @user-vl1ui4lc5q 9 лет назад +35

      ***** OMG ITS TBJZL

    • @NextgenSkillz
      @NextgenSkillz 9 лет назад +6

      Who won against spencer fc?😅

    • @d.s5508
      @d.s5508 9 лет назад +7

      I'm surprised not a lot people are commenting on Tobi's comment

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 9 лет назад +1

      DaHungry Hippo "Please notice me!"

  • @TheLlamaSir
    @TheLlamaSir 9 лет назад +2832

    How about those friends that are always texting other people when you're hanging out with them?

    • @hearthief
      @hearthief 9 лет назад +7

      Hey I subed to u

    • @GoateedJimmy
      @GoateedJimmy 9 лет назад +7

      TheLlamaSir - Gaming, Glitching, Comedy yyyeeesssss

    • @rootbeer4lunch
      @rootbeer4lunch 9 лет назад +4

      TheLlamaSir - Gaming, Glitching, Comedy lol. all of my friends

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib 6 лет назад +27

      One of my friends once started texting my older brother in the middle of a conversation with me.

    • @squiddy8151
      @squiddy8151 6 лет назад +7

      I didn’t know that TheLlamaSir watched nigahiga!

  • @dodger12345
    @dodger12345 4 года назад +2228

    nigahiga: maybe you should rewatch this video and think about yourself...
    *effectively doubles view count

    • @ruler_of_everything
      @ruler_of_everything 4 года назад +36

      this video would have 7,407,228 views if it weren't for that message

    • @eggyolk102
      @eggyolk102 4 года назад +8

      @@ruler_of_everything now its like 14 million views

    • @notholdini2740
      @notholdini2740 4 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @KhoiBFit
      @KhoiBFit 4 года назад

      420 likes

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 4 года назад +1

      Damn lol 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @drembuckley
    @drembuckley 6 лет назад +2931

    If you have three friends = three people think you are annoying. If you have no friends = no people think you are annoying. I BEAT THE SYSTEM GUYS

    • @strmiyas
      @strmiyas 6 лет назад +45

      That is a lie actually. At my school this girl in my class thinks she has friends. Although she doesn't. And everyone in the while school (aside from teachers obviously) think she is annoying. She is in grade 5

    • @autocorrectismygf9794
      @autocorrectismygf9794 6 лет назад +4

      I beat the system too! :D

    • @10riddles
      @10riddles 6 лет назад +4

      Unless you don't count yourself as a person or "people" if you will ;-)

    • @apacheattackhelicopter5823
      @apacheattackhelicopter5823 6 лет назад +17

      Yeah... Not having friends mean it’s more likely more people think your annoying...

    • @autocorrectismygf9794
      @autocorrectismygf9794 6 лет назад +1

      ꧁It’s Icy꧂ it depends cuz f you’re quiet but people don’t mind working with you or speaking to you then you’re just a normal person to them but if they do the opposite then they think you’re annoying

  • @Stev51
    @Stev51 9 лет назад +2093

    I'm the "check out this video" guy.
    I guess I'll have to stop doing that

    • @theoutliers5823
      @theoutliers5823 9 лет назад +33

      AbductedSteve Or embrace it!

    • @ivey2459
      @ivey2459 9 лет назад +20

      I'm that friend too.

    • @asia321999
      @asia321999 9 лет назад +18

      And I'm the overly honest friend

    • @morsalo123
      @morsalo123 9 лет назад +8

      AbductedSteve I have a hint of the "Passive Aggressive" guy in me.

    • @miyapinckney1110
      @miyapinckney1110 9 лет назад +5

      I'm definitely the "photographer" friend

  • @nooobguy9294
    @nooobguy9294 5 лет назад +3472

    Oh you forgot the "FRIEND" that can only be your friend when they need something from you.😐

    • @LS-qt9bo
      @LS-qt9bo 5 лет назад +70

      One of my friends is like this.. but if I don't do what I say he spreads rumors about me, that are for the most part true.

    • @Luffytaro39
      @Luffytaro39 5 лет назад +38

      NOOOB GUY finally found this comment i hate those kind of people

    • @harryferrett9420
      @harryferrett9420 5 лет назад +17

      And up you people call them freinds

    • @sunimolvinoy1342
      @sunimolvinoy1342 5 лет назад +19

      @@shaggyrodgers4213 why are you still friends with him?

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah those *Friends*

  • @iRradiantRayne
    @iRradiantRayne 4 года назад +1749

    I just realized that Ryan is wearing a cyan shirt in every clip where he is Annoying Ryan. Nice attention to detail!

    • @mnurkose7316
      @mnurkose7316 4 года назад +75

      Or maybe they just filmed it on the same day

    • @gorban1785
      @gorban1785 4 года назад +102

      Cyan is kinda sus

    • @lp3132
      @lp3132 4 года назад +21

      P.J. lucento cyan faked tasks

    • @CarMaBear
      @CarMaBear 4 года назад +22

      Cyan is his alt personality.
      Cyan Ziga.
      NigaZiga.

    • @touhkouh
      @touhkouh 4 года назад +5

      Bruh I love cyan :(

  • @yxkhithab
    @yxkhithab 5 лет назад +2577

    What about the friend that always snitches on you and doesn’t keep your secrets?
    Oh wait, did I say friend?

    • @zoey3010
      @zoey3010 5 лет назад +39

      Yes, you did

    • @natnat7297
      @natnat7297 5 лет назад +31

      SSSHHHAAAAADDDDDEEEEE

    • @dylan_edgar53
      @dylan_edgar53 5 лет назад +13

      @@zoey3010 hey.. Kinda off topic but.. Hey fellow ONCE

    • @kul444sum
      @kul444sum 5 лет назад +31

      Bro that's all my "friends" 🙄

    • @spicyseok
      @spicyseok 5 лет назад +16

      Bro these people are legit the worst kind 🙄

  • @goomy_den
    @goomy_den 9 лет назад +2086

    I'm almost all of these and now I feel bad.

    • @Jenlap99
      @Jenlap99 9 лет назад +4

      thebeatles28IF Same x)

    • @barenstil5525
      @barenstil5525 9 лет назад +3

      +thebeatles28IF uhh, yea

    • @brentlio5578
      @brentlio5578 9 лет назад +39

      +thebeatles28IF We all did all of this like once or twice or even more, just don't do them ALL the time. LOL

    • @NegeenBordbari
      @NegeenBordbari 9 лет назад +1

      Same. Oops

    • @Justin-nk3zv
      @Justin-nk3zv 9 лет назад +11

      +KPPA Smash shut yo bitch ass up

  • @mr.bunnywabbit2048
    @mr.bunnywabbit2048 7 лет назад +2084

    Beware: 90% of the comments below are comments saying, "I can't relate to this because I have no friends WAHHH!"

  • @gxthiqrxse331
    @gxthiqrxse331 4 года назад +510

    "I HAVE FRIENDS!"
    "Yeah but you only have season 2"
    😂😂😂

  • @DoubleTruong
    @DoubleTruong 5 лет назад +1457

    Me: lol I’m not gonna be any of these pfff...
    Ryan: The Bailer
    Me: *Mission Failed*

    • @marktheprussian
      @marktheprussian 5 лет назад +30

      Truong Truong *We’ll get ‘em next time*

    • @majesticredpanda4308
      @majesticredpanda4308 5 лет назад +6

      When I saw this comment, I was thinking of that lol

    • @SCS000
      @SCS000 5 лет назад +7

      Sry but i am the passive agressive and too competitive frend

    • @mr.shepherdspie7958
      @mr.shepherdspie7958 4 года назад +5

      @@SCS000 me and my friend are extremely competitive both. It gets interesting sometimes.

    • @SCS000
      @SCS000 4 года назад

      Mr. Shepherd's pie same we usually go try hard in any game that we fight each other like its some world war

  • @kam_collects
    @kam_collects 9 лет назад +1134

    THE MOST RELATABLE VIDEO EVER

  • @Ana-gu6sg
    @Ana-gu6sg 7 лет назад +422

    The friend that doesn't share things with you but you do share everything with them

    • @KQJ_Diya007
      @KQJ_Diya007 7 лет назад +3

      custom pasta
      Yeah that would be one of them to some people!
      Btw I like your profile pic ^_^

    • @Ana-gu6sg
      @Ana-gu6sg 7 лет назад

      Lord7 Naruto thank you I like yours too ^-^

    • @muhdsyahmimj2207
      @muhdsyahmimj2207 7 лет назад +3

      custom pasta *Casually Joins In*
      Ayyyy Gurl, I like you. Wanna get some bread

    • @dawgggosaur
      @dawgggosaur 7 лет назад +4

      I'm that friend XD I don't know what to give my best friend! We are opposites in personality

    • @xPrincessxPeachxLove
      @xPrincessxPeachxLove 7 лет назад +3

      That's literally my sister

  • @ricli3614
    @ricli3614 4 года назад +588

    3:46 in 2015, it was the "ditcher", in the 2020, it is known as the "simp"

  • @em7178
    @em7178 5 лет назад +1839

    You also forgot the “you wanna bet” friend and the “bragger/flexer”

    • @artieartie9863
      @artieartie9863 5 лет назад +6

      ARMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 5 лет назад +35

      @@artieartie9863 Fuck off

    • @LadyTakahashi
      @LadyTakahashi 5 лет назад +3

      So... the one only friend of yours that own a pair of AirPods? And nobody else in your friend group?

    • @LadyTakahashi
      @LadyTakahashi 5 лет назад +5

      jimin's jams stfu

    • @pisspants1707
      @pisspants1707 5 лет назад +1

      You right

  • @caelDNA
    @caelDNA 5 лет назад +792

    The Photographer isn't my friend... It's my Mom...

  • @spxrkly_aura565
    @spxrkly_aura565 5 лет назад +962

    Ryan : Which is rude because you’re calling your friends annoying...
    Me : I just came here to see if I’m annoying 😐

  • @maxwell9561
    @maxwell9561 4 года назад +401

    "overly competitive" feels like a personal attack

    • @esterleng860
      @esterleng860 4 года назад +12

      I love how ironic this is

    • @annpow5672
      @annpow5672 4 года назад

      Yeah it always does

    • @darthjarjar6788
      @darthjarjar6788 3 года назад +2

      That one is for sure me although I don’t have many friends to test it on

    • @annpow5672
      @annpow5672 3 года назад +1

      @@darthjarjar6788 lol

  • @bryanswr705
    @bryanswr705 7 лет назад +1995

    i hate the friend that thinks just because you have to work with someone thats the oppisite gender you like each other in not a friend way

    • @vengeanceforvikkstar1232
      @vengeanceforvikkstar1232 7 лет назад +41

      LoxLor happened in primary a lot

    • @emmanuelguerrerohernandez9353
      @emmanuelguerrerohernandez9353 7 лет назад +36

      TheAces 25 It happens mostly in primary.

    • @hampydoodle1881
      @hampydoodle1881 7 лет назад +23

      LoxLor my friend everytime i come to school.

    • @hampydoodle1881
      @hampydoodle1881 7 лет назад +31

      LoxLor im shipped with 4 people.

    • @yaffamae483
      @yaffamae483 7 лет назад +13

      LoxLor you don't know how hard I SLAMMED that like button🙄🙄 but I also hate that too touchy friends like the ones that always put in the hands on you or whatever even if you're not best friends

  • @collin7687
    @collin7687 5 лет назад +447

    What about the friend that repeats every joke you say

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 5 лет назад +3

      you know that's me

    • @HikutoKun
      @HikutoKun 5 лет назад +18

      Yea and they take all credit, it’s annoying as

    • @elitegamers6862
      @elitegamers6862 5 лет назад +2

      That's everyone in my class, they all take credit for my joke, WTF!!!

    • @Antidote-hx7if
      @Antidote-hx7if 5 лет назад +1

      These are the people who mysteriously go missing in the dead of night

    • @nou4845
      @nou4845 5 лет назад

      I literally always do that

  • @bittersweetdarlings9716
    @bittersweetdarlings9716 6 лет назад +843

    You forgot “the clinger”.

  • @emi_milk
    @emi_milk 4 года назад +207

    One thing that annoys me is that, I’m always the one who brings up the convo and the one who’s always trying to save it.

    • @xemerald_amuletx3534
      @xemerald_amuletx3534 3 года назад +1

      I know right, it just sucks

    • @idkybutwutever
      @idkybutwutever 3 года назад +6

      You should get new friends. I used to have the same problem but then stopped hanging out with narcissists.

    • @harith_the_struggler
      @harith_the_struggler 2 года назад +3

      @SoupsMan yeah I'm always the one texting every damn time,then, I try to wait,if their gonna start a conversation,and... they didn't bother to chat with me for awhole four month 😐 ,even tho I clearly knew they hang out without me outside

    • @Stella-tan
      @Stella-tan 2 года назад +2

      That friend that refuses to answer a text after a month because they “didn’t see it” at first or forgot to reply 🤦🏽‍♀️ My least favorite

  • @abbysow2680
    @abbysow2680 6 лет назад +177

    There's also the friend who constantly does annoying stuff to you. But when you do the slightest thing to them they start yelling and being a brat.

    • @walrusbfv6862
      @walrusbfv6862 6 лет назад +6

      Seems like a personal problem

    • @prankstergangster6635
      @prankstergangster6635 6 лет назад +3

      Yup my friend can relate to that

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 6 лет назад +3

      Candy Land10 That’s exactly a bit like my friend

    • @myzrax3696
      @myzrax3696 6 лет назад +1

      Candy Land10 You mean the Hypocrites, AKA cunts I can’t stand

    • @cucumberhoney6243
      @cucumberhoney6243 6 лет назад

      Candy Land10 I have one of those

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 6 лет назад +1383

    60% of this is talking about me
    40% are friends
    But I only have season 1

  • @shortsightedness8371
    @shortsightedness8371 5 лет назад +281

    "I'm here to help you with this video since you have no friends"
    "I have friends!"
    "Yeah, but only season 2"
    30 Sec into the vid and I'm dying

    • @AbsoluteLemons
      @AbsoluteLemons 5 лет назад +4

      Pull the cable and from a cable cable and internet access to cable network and cable network network and cable internet internet access cable cable or computer networks and internet network network internet internet network internet networks and cable cable networks cable cable ggggg cable cable and cable cable networks cable network internet internet access cable networks and cable cable networks cable cable network network internet internet access cable cable networks cable network internet network cable cable and network cable cable network internet network cable cable network network cable network networks cable cable and network internet internet access cable networks cable network internet network cable cable network network CD is a computer cable cable networks cable cable and internet internet access cable cable networks cable cable network internet network cable cable network internet internet access cable networks cable cable networks network internet access internet network internet internet access cable networks cable cable networks network internet access cable networks cable cable network that cable cable network internet network cable

    • @Oeugh
      @Oeugh 5 лет назад

      Shishir R so wait i pull the internet network acces ggggg cable?

    • @ega1758
      @ega1758 4 года назад

      Shishir R the cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable cable

  • @Dani_g_german07
    @Dani_g_german07 Год назад +34

    It still doesn’t fail to give me a heart laugh after a long day even after so many years. We miss your content Ryan 😢

  • @sargambihari4855
    @sargambihari4855 8 лет назад +581

    "But I have friends"
    "yeah omly season 2".....just killed me! God he is amazing!

  • @brokeandpetty8170
    @brokeandpetty8170 9 лет назад +556

    I'm the friend that has no friends......
    I'm not a friend.

  • @roland8481
    @roland8481 9 лет назад +618

    What about the sarcastic friend that is never serious

    • @crempufs1680
      @crempufs1680 9 лет назад +24

      *cough* "me".

    • @mdmamessy8547
      @mdmamessy8547 9 лет назад +17

      My sarcasm is one of the main reasons I don't have many friends everyone thinks I'm a total bitch or they don't take me seriously at all

    • @watermelon4416
      @watermelon4416 9 лет назад

      Me hahaha

    • @Muhammad-Jacobs699
      @Muhammad-Jacobs699 9 лет назад

      Rory Springer *cough* *cough* yeah...

    • @dudehere964
      @dudehere964 9 лет назад

      Dats me xD

  • @NgheDocKinh
    @NgheDocKinh 4 года назад +55

    Ryan has good observations about things around him and has the talent to put them into visual demonstration. Good observations mean unbiased clear mind, and not foggy with emotions.

  • @RoushGamesYT
    @RoushGamesYT 9 лет назад +1750

    The only youtuber that doesnt disappoint. ☺

    • @elizabethhowlter7034
      @elizabethhowlter7034 9 лет назад +51

      I was liking your comment. Then I read your name and looked at your picture. XD

    • @jeffreywinks2826
      @jeffreywinks2826 9 лет назад

      Murray Nicholls got em

    • @MrSK8bacon
      @MrSK8bacon 9 лет назад

      Tru

    • @jaxramse5682
      @jaxramse5682 9 лет назад +1

      Vanoss and themarkofj don't disappoint

    • @FacelessOfficial1
      @FacelessOfficial1 9 лет назад

      ***** first to comment AND you pic and name played with my brain for a while...also HELL YEAH HE DOESN'T DISSAPOINT...HE'S MR. HIGA MAN..!!!!

  • @mir3170
    @mir3170 6 лет назад +648

    What about the friend that feels like they have to relate to everything you say

    • @Andrew-Hood
      @Andrew-Hood 6 лет назад +16

      Me:"this is killing me"
      Them:"I did that once"

    • @comicalcreations671
      @comicalcreations671 6 лет назад

      Yes that is so good he prob should have added that but Check Out the emoji :?]

    • @ramkrishna1404
      @ramkrishna1404 5 лет назад +7

      literally me

    • @JC021963
      @JC021963 5 лет назад +2

      You mean The One Upper?

    • @twoshu8940
      @twoshu8940 5 лет назад +3

      Josh Carpenter no the one that always agrees with you and thinks they have to be you

  • @MotazTaamneh
    @MotazTaamneh 9 лет назад +6327

    friends? where can i download these?

    • @Supponit
      @Supponit 9 лет назад +135

      Download it at school

    • @MotazTaamneh
      @MotazTaamneh 9 лет назад +170

      iProtatoes school? How can i download this app?

    • @tinnian1273
      @tinnian1273 9 лет назад +23

      +Motaz Taamneh well idk

    • @tinnian1273
      @tinnian1273 9 лет назад +25

      +Eevee Clan i laughed reading these comments

    • @crazyoreo7125
      @crazyoreo7125 9 лет назад +43

      +Motaz Taamneh download on app store ;)

  • @Sotako511
    @Sotako511 4 года назад +111

    “The moocher”
    The one who asks for favors and help, but never does anything for anyone else...

    • @sihuichan7825
      @sihuichan7825 4 года назад +1

      Omg i can relate to this so much

    • @sxd7564
      @sxd7564 4 года назад

      same.

    • @Decafcoffeepls
      @Decafcoffeepls 3 года назад +1

      I think thats just a toxic friend

    • @al-saif_
      @al-saif_ 3 года назад

      Exactly my friend

  • @prospect8245
    @prospect8245 8 лет назад +263

    I laughed at the first one because I'm the Bailer XD

    • @Dylan-cj4hh
      @Dylan-cj4hh 8 лет назад +1

      Nils Moberg fuck you.

    • @prospect8245
      @prospect8245 8 лет назад

      Felony And the cheap friend XD

    • @Dylan-cj4hh
      @Dylan-cj4hh 8 лет назад

      Nils Moberg lol I meant it as a joke btw, we are all atleast one of them lol

    • @prospect8245
      @prospect8245 8 лет назад +2

      Felony haha yeah, got it 😆

    • @SachiDaIdiot
      @SachiDaIdiot 8 лет назад

      Nils Moberg you mean the 2nd one since annoying Ryan is the 1st

  • @false7095
    @false7095 7 лет назад +5265

    The moment you realize.....
    He is not talking about your friends..
    He is talking about you O_o

  • @normund8348
    @normund8348 9 лет назад +353

    Im the perfect friend, just ask my clone, he doesn't find me annoying

  • @kingkaizoku85
    @kingkaizoku85 4 года назад +64

    My friend was weird. Some years ago he just all of a sudden started talking to me like a friend. I knew nothing about him. But it didnt took to long to realise that we have same interests. (Nigahiga,Terraria,Memes)

    • @owendanerosco1871
      @owendanerosco1871 3 года назад

      Jankarlo?

    • @50n0fGod20
      @50n0fGod20 8 месяцев назад +1

      Now he's your friend. You made a friend. So he's not weird and it's cool.

  • @Candiflossofficial
    @Candiflossofficial 9 лет назад +247

    You know your friendship is real when you can insult them and be annoyed by them and hate them at times but still love them to death. SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE SQUADS

    • @yanderechan735
      @yanderechan735 9 лет назад +1

      YESSSSSSS

    • @cuteyangelkitten
      @cuteyangelkitten 9 лет назад +1

      Ikr! 😂

    • @fayeduddin3229
      @fayeduddin3229 9 лет назад +5

      Qwunk you sounded so dumb and corny when you said squads.... like wtf
      like dont say that... it can be only 2 people that are friends

    • @Blupee
      @Blupee 9 лет назад +1

      Thats kind of a dysfunctional friendship

    • @mynameislara8602
      @mynameislara8602 9 лет назад

      The truest thing here in the comments

  • @wheelchairgaming1702
    @wheelchairgaming1702 6 лет назад +1269

    Where’s the friends that brags about everything even though it’s not even cool?

    • @sarreid9401
      @sarreid9401 5 лет назад +8

      Mr Mickey 19 weird flex but ok freinds

    • @flakia8894
      @flakia8894 5 лет назад +14

      Ikr like my friend keeps bragging about her bag and her things like its annoying, then when I show my things she will just say "K"

    • @flakia8894
      @flakia8894 5 лет назад +4

      Shes so plastic

    • @flakia8894
      @flakia8894 5 лет назад +2

      Then when somebody has a crush on me, she keeps chatting the person and the person falls to her like she keep stealing everything i earn..

    • @sarreid9401
      @sarreid9401 5 лет назад +3

      K.

  • @eugenechang2912
    @eugenechang2912 6 лет назад +797

    you forgot the really loud one and the one that always gets the squad in trouble

    • @Triblecash
      @Triblecash 6 лет назад +9

      Eugene Chang hehe you just described me

    • @alejandroderienosa4828
      @alejandroderienosa4828 6 лет назад +15

      those are the best kinda friends :3. If you dont get into trouble, you aint living meh dude. As for being loud, i cant help it that i needed to yell for people to hear me before puberty hit unit it did, and then everyone thought i was yelling at them in the early morning directly after.

    • @asimema8438
      @asimema8438 6 лет назад +2

      Me

    • @laundrymachinee
      @laundrymachinee 6 лет назад +2

      👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

    • @cmeliaizz8391
      @cmeliaizz8391 6 лет назад +2

      Damnn you just describe me 😂

  • @shavitzur6977
    @shavitzur6977 4 года назад +146

    I’m the later friend. I was late to my own birthday.

  • @alecdesousa2766
    @alecdesousa2766 9 лет назад +410

    How about "The Oblivious Friend"? One who ignores what you are saying and interrupts you so they can say what they wanted to say

    • @RareCandeh
      @RareCandeh 9 лет назад +1

      Ha ME

    • @laeeqallie
      @laeeqallie 9 лет назад

      RareCandeh Why do you do that though?

    • @ghostlydrawn7834
      @ghostlydrawn7834 9 лет назад +1

      It happens to me. I cri evertiem

    • @seginomikata5175
      @seginomikata5175 9 лет назад +3

      Not gonna lie, I do that too on occasion......all the time....

    • @krish4347
      @krish4347 9 лет назад +1

      Aka known as my sister 😒

  • @chuggaa100
    @chuggaa100 9 лет назад +457

    The friend who always has to be right.

    • @whouffaldiisreal5927
      @whouffaldiisreal5927 9 лет назад +1

      YESSS

    • @grandevox
      @grandevox 9 лет назад +1

      YES this is what i'm looking for! XD I have this one friend that always has to be right n it's so annoying to be around him sometimes lol

    • @theltenetwork9203
      @theltenetwork9203 9 лет назад +11

      Yeah those relationships don't last

    • @StermaPerma
      @StermaPerma 9 лет назад +1

      Had a friend like that it sucked, he just wanted to be better at everything so we "broke up" i guess.

    • @wynelee
      @wynelee 9 лет назад

      TheAsianPlaysGames THIS!!

  • @sohamprajapati8681
    @sohamprajapati8681 9 лет назад +148

    U forgot about the friend that always has to be right

  • @pedromichelini7364
    @pedromichelini7364 3 года назад +10

    The Photographer isn't a type of friend, its every Mom ever

  • @trinniengo3754
    @trinniengo3754 9 лет назад +856

    "The photographer" is my mom....lol

  • @AayushVarma18
    @AayushVarma18 9 лет назад +282

    At least it didn't end awkwardly...

    • @stonechaisson8156
      @stonechaisson8156 9 лет назад +2

      But it did

    • @geezydoit7096
      @geezydoit7096 9 лет назад +10

      It did
      Right
      Right
      Right
      Right
      Right
      Right
      Right
      Right

    • @porkchop606
      @porkchop606 9 лет назад +5

      GeezyDoIt This comment sucked.

    • @geodialucke905
      @geodialucke905 9 лет назад

      Well at least this comment didn't end awkwardly
      Right
      Right
      Right?

    • @porkchop606
      @porkchop606 9 лет назад +3

      Geodia Lucke
      This comment sucked.

  • @cjo9775
    @cjo9775 8 лет назад +272

    How about the friend that acts like they were helping with an achievement you achieved alone?

    • @bhuhu3630
      @bhuhu3630 8 лет назад

      YES!YES!YES!

    • @tiffany-wx2mu
      @tiffany-wx2mu 8 лет назад +3

      Friend who takes your credit for something they didn't do but you did.

    • @cjo9775
      @cjo9775 8 лет назад

      *****
      True True

    • @codywheeler6323
      @codywheeler6323 8 лет назад

      Yeah that's def not me... all i did was get the very last bloodthirsty to get a weapon gold while my friend did everything else...

    • @jaxsonsha-hahour7894
      @jaxsonsha-hahour7894 8 лет назад

      +ShadowVids everyone does it to me

  • @EstehyaaElsayed
    @EstehyaaElsayed 4 месяца назад +4

    Im here in 2024 and I miss him so much

  • @alexiaskz1331
    @alexiaskz1331 7 лет назад +70

    I'm the type of friend that says
    "I'm busy" but I actually sit on my bed watching videos on youtube

  • @mezzoyello2640
    @mezzoyello2640 8 лет назад +190

    The friend that always asks for your homework...

    • @bucefalslv9292
      @bucefalslv9292 8 лет назад

      animandy all my friends are like that

    • @anhdo2196
      @anhdo2196 8 лет назад

      Agreed with you all the way, behind you 100%. No make that 200, 300, make that 1000%. Make it a million if you didn't catch what I mean.

    • @zawadikagira
      @zawadikagira 8 лет назад +1

      animandy it's tough being smart these days

    • @zawadikagira
      @zawadikagira 8 лет назад

      Anh Do asuna Chan I've been looking for u, let's exit this game and go live a life together in the real world

    • @phanicmychemicalpilts983
      @phanicmychemicalpilts983 8 лет назад +2

      +Foggy Doggy In the entire school ? K then XD

  • @sayakonohana3291
    @sayakonohana3291 6 лет назад +712

    This is so relatable.

    • @fulham_japan1879
      @fulham_japan1879 6 лет назад +1

      youre the one friend who always says" this is so relatable"

    • @imayeti.4674
      @imayeti.4674 6 лет назад +2

      Saya Konohana not for me

    • @松本和美-y5k
      @松本和美-y5k 6 лет назад +2

      Saya Konohana not for me! Because I have no friend

  • @coleessex387
    @coleessex387 4 года назад +16

    The friend that can’t do anything for themselves and always calls u up to help with homework or a job or what not

  • @arielandrade8147
    @arielandrade8147 8 лет назад +103

    "I have friends!" "yeah but you only have season 2" HAHAHAHAHA omg Ryan I luv u so much..

    • @urpaimon257
      @urpaimon257 8 лет назад +2

      i didnt get that...?

    • @arielandrade8147
      @arielandrade8147 8 лет назад +7

      +Black Me he's talking about Friends, the 90's tv show. It's a silly pun kkk

  • @oktayyildirim2911
    @oktayyildirim2911 9 лет назад +535

    I'm DEFINITELY the "I need to show you this video" friend.

  • @carlosraulpepearmandollama4608
    @carlosraulpepearmandollama4608 7 лет назад +100

    That moment when you want to watch the next video but you want to keep scrolling down the comments

  • @Mclipzz
    @Mclipzz 4 года назад +8

    5 years later and he still has a good point

  • @goldenghostgames
    @goldenghostgames 9 лет назад +417

    You forgot about the know it all

    • @victoriapizzo1013
      @victoriapizzo1013 9 лет назад +10

      That's the most annoying friend, to me

    • @goldenghostgames
      @goldenghostgames 9 лет назад

      Same

    • @ka7al958
      @ka7al958 9 лет назад +4

      goldenghostgames kind of ironic, telling him that he forgot something implying that you know all types of annyoing friends

    • @eblah1335
      @eblah1335 9 лет назад +3

      Ka 7al That's not ironic at all, no reason for you to get that implication from his comment. Just because someone makes one small correction doesn't mean they're suggesting that they know everything about the subject in question.

    • @ka7al958
      @ka7al958 9 лет назад

      E Blah Blah Blah...
      (get it? cause your name is blah....alright sorry) & chill i was joking

  • @hopeflowerfantasies9654
    @hopeflowerfantasies9654 6 лет назад +595

    I’m all of these. I’m not lying. I hate myself now. Lol

    • @wistful4684
      @wistful4684 5 лет назад

      ThePlatGamer Lmfaooo

    • @l0st_jabz446
      @l0st_jabz446 5 лет назад +1

      I wonder why you exist even

    • @maryann2419
      @maryann2419 5 лет назад

      👍 army

    • @pallavishrotriya230
      @pallavishrotriya230 5 лет назад

      Hi army. Sorry if I am embarassing you by saying hi, but that's my favourite hobi pic everrrr so I couldn't control that hi

    • @artieartie9863
      @artieartie9863 5 лет назад +1

      ARMYYYYY!!!!!!!!

  • @ldbkoala8390
    @ldbkoala8390 7 лет назад +155

    What about the overly nice friend
    They're so nice that it makes u feel bad for how much they do for u

    • @tristancarter6630
      @tristancarter6630 7 лет назад +3

      LDB Koala oh yea I don't like being around them cuz I feel guilt

    • @gardenfence
      @gardenfence 7 лет назад +13

      LDB Koala Seriously, people don't want an ass for a friend, but when you're nice af to people, they also don't like it. So complicated

    • @fazeedkotta2580
      @fazeedkotta2580 7 лет назад

      LDB Koala so true

    • @papag2291
      @papag2291 7 лет назад +3

      yeah I'm that friend but for some reason people don't find it attractive 😒

    • @larissarose3764
      @larissarose3764 7 лет назад

      LDB Koala I have like that lol

  • @renzoshippuden5603
    @renzoshippuden5603 4 года назад +5

    the lagger "translation" was so accurate, Ryan has to be one of us

  • @vsh1998
    @vsh1998 9 лет назад +341

    I'm like 80% of these.
    *Bubble bursts*

    • @zioshi2
      @zioshi2 9 лет назад +5

      +Twisted Angel well you don't count, you're half ghoul.

    • @vsh1998
      @vsh1998 9 лет назад

      Vickrant James Half ghoul, half wuss XP

    • @neph312
      @neph312 9 лет назад +2

      Twisted Angel At least you're not 100% of these...

    • @babaganoush2314
      @babaganoush2314 9 лет назад

      Twisted Angel i am the watch this video guy.

    • @jimmybob7853
      @jimmybob7853 9 лет назад

      Ok then I'm the worst friend because I lie some times

  • @itzdav3dave6
    @itzdav3dave6 9 лет назад +447

    This guy is a genius

  • @sarahmccvey2831
    @sarahmccvey2831 9 лет назад +137

    When you can't relate because u don't have any friends...

  • @GioGio7209
    @GioGio7209 4 года назад +39

    The lagger friend part is just basically what everyone in my country does

  • @HesitantBear
    @HesitantBear 9 лет назад +808

    my plant doesnt do any of these things

  • @sillygoose1710
    @sillygoose1710 9 лет назад +479

    :O I have more friends than ryan...
    all 10 seasons XD

  • @porkchop606
    @porkchop606 9 лет назад +228

    I have two friends. Me, and this Cricket I found at the pet shop. I told the clerk I found a stray Cricket and they said to just leave it cause it's not a pet, it's food. And I decided not to because when I looked at his cute bulging eyes, and antennas, I couldn't. Plus, he was attached to me, he was sitting on my hand and he was making noises. You know what that shark said at Nemo. "Crickets are friends, not food." I took him home and together we watched T.V. and the StateFarm commercial came on and I found out his name. StateFarm. And he looked at me and I looked at him, and I knew, it was the perfect name.
    One day, we were walking around near a lake with a bunch of people going fishing, and I decided to let StateFarm walk a little bit, and this guy ran out of bait and when he saw StateFarm he grabbed him and used him as bait, that was the last time I saw StateFarm, I wish I could say goodbye to him. R.I.P. StateFarm. :,(

    • @isaacmarin9353
      @isaacmarin9353 9 лет назад +3

      I was way to high to read that story bro... LOL

    • @KhOrganization
      @KhOrganization 9 лет назад

      Damn that's must've sucked. :( I would e extremely sad of that happened to me, where an animal and I are attached to ECG other and someone else uses it for the wrong purpose and kills it :(

    • @slendermuff
      @slendermuff 9 лет назад +2

      AnimalLover May you rest in peace StateFarm our hearts will always be with you :'(

    • @Stalthdan
      @Stalthdan 9 лет назад

      KhOrganization I think that story was a joke. :D

    • @stevej1311
      @stevej1311 9 лет назад +17

      lets have a day of rememberance for StateFarm

  • @agastya6799
    @agastya6799 4 года назад +36

    *that moment when you're literally all of these things*

    • @nothingfun2855
      @nothingfun2855 3 года назад

      Istg like a little bit of everything is mixed together in me(except that I’m not that sensitive)LOL

    • @annelisewilliams03
      @annelisewilliams03 2 года назад

      Same though 🤣

  • @KorianBossMonster
    @KorianBossMonster 9 лет назад +636

    Good God I haven't seen Nigahiga in a LONG ass time.

  • @BitBee
    @BitBee 9 лет назад +180

    I have 2 friends "Me & my cat"

  • @robertwilliams6045
    @robertwilliams6045 6 лет назад +88

    Someone who never listens sometimes is annoying

  • @JONATHAN-cr6yh
    @JONATHAN-cr6yh 4 года назад +4

    You forgot about the one friend that is always bugging about crushes and never leaves you alone

  • @kkeila123456789
    @kkeila123456789 9 лет назад +212

    The annoying friends are the friends on Facebook that KEEP sending you notifications to play their games

    • @f.zahrayoonus4489
      @f.zahrayoonus4489 9 лет назад

      Omg Yess

    • @TasX
      @TasX 9 лет назад

      I do it for the achievements

    • @katieh.3132
      @katieh.3132 9 лет назад

      Kkeila He lol yass

    • @ryan_walker
      @ryan_walker 9 лет назад +3

      The friend who still uses Facebook, My Space is still clearly the main social media... Right?... Right? ;( I have no friends

    • @TasX
      @TasX 9 лет назад +2

      RYaN WAlkER GOOGLE+ FTW!!!

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 9 лет назад +187

    Number 1:
    Hey Niko! Its Roman, lets go bowling!

    • @thealfmoney
      @thealfmoney 9 лет назад +8

      ThumbsHunter Oh, lordy.

    • @thefirstmegaman
      @thefirstmegaman 9 лет назад +8

      ThumbsHunter i always went bowling with roman XD

    • @SuperHeroboys
      @SuperHeroboys 9 лет назад +1

      thefirstmegaman cuz you stoopid.

    • @1988JDee
      @1988JDee 9 лет назад

      ThumbsHunter k

    • @ThumbsHunter
      @ThumbsHunter 9 лет назад +6

      thefirstmegaman you da real mvp.

  • @tjtnt9993
    @tjtnt9993 4 года назад +10

    I have been caught being a passive aggressive and over honest

  • @MultiTrickster121
    @MultiTrickster121 9 лет назад +236

    This video was great guys! Right? Right? Right? Right?

    • @MultiTrickster121
      @MultiTrickster121 9 лет назад +5

      Abu Hasnat This video sucked.

    • @xAvatarHAx
      @xAvatarHAx 9 лет назад +27

      ***** That escalated quickly.

    • @peterelliotriddle3699
      @peterelliotriddle3699 9 лет назад +9

      Abu Hasnat that video sucked, but I guess it did have a good ending and didn't end awkwardly....

    • @teamtaka7
      @teamtaka7 9 лет назад +2

      That video is bad for you dude.

    • @theoutliers5823
      @theoutliers5823 9 лет назад

      ***** That just caught my eye

  • @aquaticllama7719
    @aquaticllama7719 8 лет назад +457

    You forgot the 'selfie addict on Instagram' friend

  • @Sh6q
    @Sh6q 9 лет назад +266

    I'm the friend that says 'I failed that test' and then gets an A

    • @mirceamarin158
      @mirceamarin158 9 лет назад +14

      Shaq Khan I'm the friend that gets an A- and is disappointed...

    • @jordanv3153
      @jordanv3153 9 лет назад +7

      Im disappointed if I get a 94 but whenever my friends ask what I got on my test and I say "Oh it's really bad" I don't want to show them the test because they get C's

    • @bridgethickey773
      @bridgethickey773 9 лет назад +3

      +Jordan V somewhat same, I don't get disappointed at a 94, but the rest is true.

    • @mw2Playa662
      @mw2Playa662 9 лет назад +3

      Shaq Khan I'm the friend that passed college and got into Harvard then got a job where I make $500k+ a year but still complains about the one test I got an A- on

    • @aidadahbi4776
      @aidadahbi4776 9 лет назад +4

      Shaq Khan im the one who gets disapointed over an A

  • @iverBJRK
    @iverBJRK 4 года назад +6

    3:33 ryan was ahead of his time, he called out simps before any of us..😔❤️

  • @anuragt2299
    @anuragt2299 6 лет назад +51

    Once, we were at the zoo, and my aunt was literally snapping photos everywhere. Two lions started to, uh, get it on, and she snapped 10 pictures of nature's miracle.

    • @kevinbutcooler
      @kevinbutcooler 6 лет назад +1

      Wow not giving them any privacy

    • @christianfreedom-seeker2025
      @christianfreedom-seeker2025 5 лет назад +4

      It's only awkward if she takes a selfie of IT, YOU and HER in the same shot and puts it on Facebook or Gawker 😂😂😂😂

    • @l0st_jabz446
      @l0st_jabz446 5 лет назад

      And your existence is a miracle.

    • @vickyng6878
      @vickyng6878 5 лет назад

      *mirror coal :D

  • @eunzylol4398
    @eunzylol4398 6 лет назад +716

    Another annoying friend:
    The flat earthers

    • @Buhllake
      @Buhllake 6 лет назад +14

      I don't think I could be much of a friend to a flat earther haha for their own good and for mine.

    • @kalto2032
      @kalto2032 6 лет назад +20

      I don’t rly like making friends with dumb people

    • @seannajc8430
      @seannajc8430 6 лет назад +3

      Annoying friend
      Keeps sending you messages.... as in literaly even if you dont want to talf there just gonna keep sending messages till youre phone is full..

    • @SwirlyBag
      @SwirlyBag 6 лет назад +2

      @@kalto2032 so literally me or anyone I hang out with haha......i hate myself.....

    • @gab12592
      @gab12592 6 лет назад +1

      I KNOW RIGHT

  • @maya99644
    @maya99644 6 лет назад +208

    The photographer is my mom 😂

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib 6 лет назад +3

      The photographer is me. And my friends are everything else. xD

    • @exitium1825
      @exitium1825 6 лет назад +2

      So your mom is your
      Friend?

    • @bruhhuh8438
      @bruhhuh8438 6 лет назад +1

      same

    • @maya99644
      @maya99644 6 лет назад

      The7thTurtle yup

    • @danduda9385
      @danduda9385 6 лет назад

      Same with me

  • @Stella-tan
    @Stella-tan 4 месяца назад +1

    “This video sucked” was so dramatic, it even hurt MY feelings 😭😭 Then Ryan’s reaction “oh…😔” I’m dead

  • @HarpSeal
    @HarpSeal 6 лет назад +77

    I’m the overly too silent friend...

  • @MangekyoFlower
    @MangekyoFlower 7 лет назад +151

    I'm the friend that cares but doesn't care at all at the same time

    • @zaboza2011
      @zaboza2011 7 лет назад +4

      MangekyoFlower you care but you find it difficult to act on it

  • @rexyboi466
    @rexyboi466 8 лет назад +83

    Haha the most annoying friend is the one who completed studying and is revising but says that he didn't even open his books when you ask him

    • @Kevinosembo
      @Kevinosembo 8 лет назад

      Yes!!

    • @rexyboi466
      @rexyboi466 8 лет назад

      +kevin osembo we have 2 victims here

    • @Rakanisho08
      @Rakanisho08 8 лет назад

      3 actually. 😂 two of my friends does that and it annoys the heck out of me.

    • @rexyboi466
      @rexyboi466 8 лет назад

      Fine then you can hop into club of victims

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 8 лет назад

      ... Next time you ask I'll say "oh yeah I studied all night"

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee 3 года назад +4

    We need a part 2 so bad!!!! The 2021 edition. Like the conspiracy theorist, the TikTok obsesser, the kpop stan

  • @icedmegaman
    @icedmegaman 9 лет назад +108

    I'm the "stand there with other friends looking at one another without talking because I'm not being talked to directly so there's really no point in talking to my friends because they usually talk about unrelated things I have absolutely no knowledge about" friend.

    • @TVBFAN11224
      @TVBFAN11224 9 лет назад +2

      +Edmond Liew Just read more articles or do some research about what they are talking about , or try to relate/bs.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 9 лет назад +1

      Duuuuuuuude, that's so me! Waaay too often... with every social circle of mine... unless I initiate a conversation on some topic I rarely have a clue what they're talking about. Sometimes I wonder what my friends even think - since they see I'm a loud, talk-a-lot, outgoing, social kind of a person, but so often I'd just sit and trace with my eyes who's talking like the ball on a tennis game.

    • @TVBFAN11224
      @TVBFAN11224 9 лет назад +1

      essennagerry Try to join in on the conversation , or ask what they are talking about and act interested.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 9 лет назад

      bob burger I do that, but I can't do it all the time. :) Plus often I do that and still don't get what they're talking about, so I just leave it be, otherwise I'd block the whole conversation. (But I guess that has to do wit the fact I'm not a native speaker?)

    • @TVBFAN11224
      @TVBFAN11224 9 лет назад

      essennagerry Just keep trying and results will soon come. It will definitely help if improve your English , if your living in a English speaking country.

  • @narutouchiha5354
    @narutouchiha5354 7 лет назад +840

    Dear Ryan , Can You MoonWalk?

    • @landonlee1397
      @landonlee1397 7 лет назад +16

      This was made 2 years ago

    • @narcaarav
      @narcaarav 6 лет назад +1

      I can ;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=:=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;

    • @calebkelly7813
      @calebkelly7813 6 лет назад

      Captain Sebastian I am the video showing one but mine are always awesome :p

    • @KiyoshiArts
      @KiyoshiArts 6 лет назад

      Wolf heaven! Wolf Heaven! Hi!

    • @lorenhessenflow6857
      @lorenhessenflow6857 6 лет назад

      Captain Sebastian He can! there's a video when he does that

  • @neoarcher4029
    @neoarcher4029 5 лет назад +540

    What about the one who is really perverted and everytime they see somebody doing something they somehow make it perverted. I have this type of friend.

    • @sebastjanp.2528
      @sebastjanp.2528 5 лет назад +33

      That is so me

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 5 лет назад +43

      Well I’m sorry I’m cultured

    • @kopi6850
      @kopi6850 5 лет назад +18

      I would to love to have that friend

    • @lor3007
      @lor3007 5 лет назад +11

      OMG I HAVE A FRIEND LIKE THAT

    • @kopi6850
      @kopi6850 4 года назад +5

      @@lor3007 YOU LUCKY BASTARD

  • @por4449
    @por4449 4 года назад +9

    Ye... I just came here to see what friends are like.

  • @Tahmitron697
    @Tahmitron697 9 лет назад +253

    You only have season 2...
    GG Ryan...

  • @christofu7594
    @christofu7594 5 лет назад +279

    I know it’s been 3 and a half years but what about the copycat friend? The one who copies everything you do?
    No, just me ok

    • @davzviet5075
      @davzviet5075 5 лет назад +5

      Christofu you’re not alone that happens to me and I just want to smash his face on the floor into a pulp

    • @givenfamily7193
      @givenfamily7193 5 лет назад +8

      like this kid in my class copies what i draw to impress her crush
      and claims it as hers
      annoying asf

    • @lou9097
      @lou9097 5 лет назад

      Davzviet that’s exactly what I’m feeling rn

    • @hfclivingston3823
      @hfclivingston3823 5 лет назад

      he is replacing me and i want to fkn beat his ass

    • @sogekinggodofsnipers8505
      @sogekinggodofsnipers8505 5 лет назад

      I like your pfp!!

  • @laalaell
    @laalaell 9 лет назад +429

    Lol I was like "well damn these all fit in on me lmao"

    • @will2668
      @will2668 9 лет назад

      Yeah, I do a little of all of this stuff.

    • @laalaell
      @laalaell 9 лет назад

      William Bickhaus same lol

    • @Xixaooolittleshark
      @Xixaooolittleshark 9 лет назад +6

      Ella Rammelt 2 Damn, you must be really annoying :/

    • @gardenofnightmare
      @gardenofnightmare 9 лет назад +1

      Ella Rammelt 2 yea especially the overly-sensitive one but i cant help it and its kinda destroying my life thats why im changing into just not giving a fuck about anybody anymore

    • @IamLinoa
      @IamLinoa 9 лет назад +1

      Same. I need to fix some of it.

  • @chair2945
    @chair2945 Год назад +2

    Watching this years later, the whole "no friends" theme throughout this is a lot more relatable.

  • @saffysaffyrocks
    @saffysaffyrocks 9 лет назад +158

    I'm a majority of these... awkward.

    • @sydneyperez6006
      @sydneyperez6006 9 лет назад

      Same

    • @shahirkazi8766
      @shahirkazi8766 9 лет назад

      I can relate.

    • @res5878
      @res5878 9 лет назад

      lol. i was about to say the same thing!

    • @res5878
      @res5878 9 лет назад

      this proves how imperfect we are as human beings.

    • @violetgirl1996
      @violetgirl1996 9 лет назад

      whats really awkward is that my flatmate is an old man of the age of 31 and i am a 19 yr old girl, fresh out of highschoolish (not exactly fresh cauz 2015 is almostish over) and so fragile and rike a rittle frower, as mychonny's dad might put it with his socalled wife back before he had woken up from the evil curse of bewitching him which he had been fallen under by the caster being the wifeladywomanbeastman, and the flatmate oldmanbeardbeastdude is in the room right next to mine and the walls are very thin, so i always hear his disgusting as shiet grotesque boogerwooger diarrhoea-sounding burps, AND farts, and i never fart, or, if i ever do, i do so very quietly and inside of my bed, so as to not let the gross old man hear it like i hear his disgusting phlegmy xhuwhdh noises, but, once, when he was standing around like the giraffe-pig he is, in the kitchen, which, by the way, is placed right in front of me roomi~roomie, i had let out a little quick balloon-popping-sounding-like fart, and he had most likely heard it- no, i bet you he had, as he had suddenly stopped what he was doing (from the sudden quietness of his and rufflings n rumblings n shiet in the kitchenykitcheno-ness), and i had failed and betrayed myself by letting hi, hear my precious fart. pS, did i mention that he is a grotesquely gross oldman (with a sickly thick booger-phlegm-like tone-of-voice). *shudders*.