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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @jacklovell5389
    @jacklovell5389 3 года назад +1407

    i like how all the babies that saw him instantly started crying

  • @chiliation5202
    @chiliation5202 3 года назад +2143

    Albert: "I'm not a serial killer"
    Also Albert: *Needs guns in every game*

    • @rnousy-cui
      @rnousy-cui 3 года назад +89

      Guns are the only way to live the American life to the fullest

    • @KamishiroRui88
      @KamishiroRui88 3 года назад +14

      lol yes

    • @user-yo6pu2my5j
      @user-yo6pu2my5j 3 года назад +14

      *flamgo

    • @prettyprince7711
      @prettyprince7711 3 года назад +12

      @@rnousy-cui true dat

    • @hero9028
      @hero9028 3 года назад +2

      well i see you have commented 3 times. and almost the same thing

  • @Craxel
    @Craxel 3 года назад +621

    I was playing this game and putting babies down because it's fun 😎

    • @Craxel
      @Craxel 3 года назад +98

      (I do not do this in real life 👍)

    • @vizmiso
      @vizmiso 3 года назад +8

      ik this comment will blow up

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 года назад +2

      eeeee

    • @randombubble1462
      @randombubble1462 3 года назад +8

      @@Craxel Oh well thanks for clarifying.

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад +1

      I was quitting roblox and playing minecraft because it's fun 😎

  • @erky2264
    @erky2264 3 года назад +232

    the worst thing about this game is that owner got kind of scammed
    "fan" gave him gift card and he accepted it and then the fake fan reported him for gift card stealing
    im pretty sure hes still banned
    so he cant get any money for his hard work

  • @landentbs2188
    @landentbs2188 3 года назад +434

    This really goes to show how much of a great dad flamingo would be

    • @happypuma2479
      @happypuma2479 3 года назад +4

      HAHAH LOOK WHOS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW AND IMPROVED ACCOUNT. WILL BE POSTING BETTER UPLOADS 😘😘

    • @lovinqmochxii1603
      @lovinqmochxii1603 3 года назад +9

      he dont want kids..

    • @kysontolman534
      @kysontolman534 3 года назад +4

      @Miguel Carvalho him "son want to go into spongebob" child "yeah" flamingo *smashes him into tv*

    • @kid_toucher
      @kid_toucher 3 года назад +1

      @@happypuma2479 H̸̨̯͖̥̫̺̺̪͕̭͈̫̹͖̩̥͚̳̩͈̠ͭ̂̍̎A̸̸̧̢̢̧͈̖͊̀ͭͭ̌̑̏͐ͪ͌ͯ̐̃̏̄͐̄̋ͯͦ̉͗̇̔͌͘͟҉̴̡̕H̶̵̯̭̙̰͎̜̘͔̮̳̥̟͓̭̞̠̤͕̩̺̘̼͙̳̳͖̞̙̫͔̺͔̤̝̩̓͂̇̓̊͗̒̓ͦͫ̐̏ͩ̂͂̓̑̓̾̊͋̑̒̓́ͩ͛̈́ͭͪͧͣ̒ͯ̂ͦͨ̀ͫͦ̓̂̎͂́ͅͅͅ҉̷́͜͟͞͡҉̶͜͏̢̀͜͜͠͏̶̶̛̛A̷̵̷̢̡̧̛͉̠͇̥͐ͧ͒̏ͤ̽ͧ̓ͤ́̋͛̌͛͒̽̽̿̾̇̇̌ͬ̈̊̄̀̀̚͟͢͝͡҉͜Ḩ̵̵̢̧̢̢̡̛̱̣̬̺̤̗͙͇̱͙̳̤͕̈́̓͆̄ͩ͂͐ͫ͋ͫͪͫ̃͐̅̽̓̂͐̀͂ͩ̒ͪ͗̑͗͊ͬ̍̓͛͗͂͑̅̿̊͌͗ͣ͑ͪ͐̃ͭ͆ͥ̀̚͘͢͢͞͠҉̵̵Ą̴̷̢͓̦̹̩̙̗̪̺̰͇͈͙͕͎͕̳̮͍̤͕̥ͨ̈ͭ̑͊ͯͩͮ̽͛͒ͯ́͘̕͢͜͞ͅ͏̴̨̀̕͏̸H̡̯̜̤̮͓̝̘̺̪͙̱͈͇̥̱̻̹͖̬͙͉̺̤̣͈̫̮͇͔̪͈͍̘̮̪̹̺͕̟̹̤̬̳̹͍̰̣͂̽ͩ͊̍̈́͐̓̎̅̏͌͐̅ͨ̀ͮ͊͊̓͋̈́̓̎͛ͮ͛͊͊̋ͩ̚͞͠͞͏̸̵̡̨̢̧̢̛̛͘̕͟͜͜͟͝͡Ắ̸̧̢̔̈ͨ̿̔̃̏̎ͩͫ͆̓ͤ̉ͣ̄ͥ̇ͧ̕̕͜͟͞҉̧̨̕̕͜͢͏̵̴̸̴̧̨̢̢̨̧̛̀̕͟͢͟͜҉̵͘͏̨̧̢͢͞H̝͉͉̉͂̃͌̐̈́͒̑͊͌͋ͭ͛͛̊͂̈̑͌̀͊ͩ͐ͥͭ̎̈́̓ͯ̓̓̚̚҉̴̡̧̡̧̡̛́̕͏̷͝҉̴̷̷̷̷̸̴̨̧̡̧̢́́͘͢͜͠͞͏̢̢͞҉̴҉҉͏A̵̭͚͕̙̙͖͚̳͍̝͈̙̘̳̺̘̳̘͙͖̫̭̫͍̗͈̙͍̬͇̖̟̠̣͓̦̜͎ͩ̐̋ͬ͛̆͒ͣͥ͗͋̌̈́̓̾̚H̷̶̸͚͉̫͚͕̦̻̗͚͇͔̫̥͍̩͎̪͆ͤ͗̂̐ͭ̄̀̎̊́̄̌̌̐̓ͫ̓̀̀ͭ̋̓ͦ̔̒ͬ́̚̚͟҉͟͞҉̶̶̢̡́́̀͘͟͜͞҉̸̷̷̡̢̛̀́̀͘̕̕͜͜͡͡͏̡͟Â̵̷̧̢̛͖̬͉̟̰̫̫̯̯̟̣̼̳̠̟̫̹̥̻̣̞̣͇͐̑͋ͪ̈́̾̒̎͐͊͊̊ͪ̍ͥ̍̌̃̃̇͆ͮ͗ͫ̿͐̍̕̕͜͜͜͞͠ͅH̨̧͉̠͍̳͔̮̫͓̠̰̭ͤ̓ͯ́͐ͩ̔͗ͤͬ̄͒̎͐͒̃͊͆̈́ͩ̾ͧͩ̋̊̔̒̉̆͐̊͂̽ͫ͗̾̆́̚͝Á̵̴̢̦͔̩̪̖͔̜͉̦̪͔̥͙͙̻̞̯̖̺͇͎̥̥͔͕̭̞̝̪̯̠̦̲̳͇̘̦̣̯̖̟͚͇̭̘͋̐̌̿̊ͨͨ̂̂̾̆̑́̄̔͊͗̍͗̾ͥͤ͆ͧ̍͊ͦͩͮ̉̋̊͌ͤ̽̿͐͋̎̇́ͣ̃ͦ̊̚̚͜͢͜͞͡͞͡ͅ͏̨͘͝͏̸͜H̢̩̥͈̰̠̩̠̜̼̯͈͚͓̝͙̞̻̯̫̮̳̝̬̼͌̈́̔̉ͦ̓ͫͨ͊̈ͫ̈́͗ͯ̓ͣͦ̄͑͒̿ͮ̆ͮ̑ͮͅ͏̵͜͟͜͠͝͏̴̴̸̶̵̧̡̡́͝͡͏͏͢͏̴̵̶̡̧̧́͘͡͏̴̴̧̕͜A͒̍ͪ͛̈̿̽̋̊̎̉̆̔̂͐̔̏̈ͬ́ͤͫͯ͒̔̍́̆ͭͯ̅͗͗͋҉̷̢̛́͢͟҉̨́́̕̕̕͘͝͡҉̵Ȟ̶̴̷̝͍͖̣̘̼̪͔̳̠͓͎̗̙̱̦͉̤̼̝̖̻̠͙͙̖̥͍̋̒̃̐̒͊ͩ̾̏̍͋̀̉̎͗̓́̐̚̚͞͡͏̛͡͏̶̛͘̕͜͝͞͡͝͏̢́́͘͞͠͞͞͞A̶̴̵̧̡̧̒ͩ͗́́͜͡͏̴̸̶̨͝͠҉̨̀҉́͘A̪͕̦̤̘͎̟̲̦̝̠̯̦̗̹͌̄͆ͪ̇̈́̇ͧ̎ͪ͊̾͂̆͗̔̐͂̐͋̒ͨ̿͑ͨ͋̚͏̵̴̷̶̴̛̛̕͢͝͠͠͡͏̵̴̨͘ ̵̶̧̧̛̛̥̘͓̱̭͉̞͉̪̗̠͇̖͈͕̯̖̹̮̞̺̯̳͖̼̜͆̀͘͟͝͞͠ͅͅ͏̷̀A̡̧̱͖̹̻̠͔̮̙͓̼͉̖͋͋ͫ̓̌̅̀͏̵̢̢̢̡̛̛͟͝͞͝͏̶̶̵̸̷́҉̨̀͜ ̴̵̸̵̧̛̛̛́͐ͪ̆ͭ̔̅ͯ̃̀͛ͩͨ̎̑͐̍͂̅̂ͩ̉ͦ̏ͮ̉ͧ͑̇̓̈̑ͥ̇̑̈͂͋́͘͝͡͞͠͝͝҉̵̨̀̕͞҉̸̶̶̢̡̡̛̛̀̀͜͟͜͡͞͡͠͝҉̵҉̨̛͝A̶̮̹̝̠̬̫̝͍͓̜̫̺͔͕̪̹̪͍̘̹̹͎̝̦͖̪̜̼̮͉̬̥͙͔̙͈̼̤ͮ̉̈̇͗ͣ͌̓̅̀͒̈̑̓ͩ̇͗͌͋̓͑̉̏͂̍ͧ͒ͮ̿̋͊͑ͯ͑͛̏̀̕͜͜͞͡͡͡͝͝ͅ ̴̶̶̸̷̵̶̵̸̧̨̧̧̛̺̰̩ͨ̆ͮ́ͦ͊̒ͪ̎ͨ̔̂̒ͦͭ̏̂ͧ̊̀́̕͘͟͟͜͠͠͞͞͞͝͠͡͏҉̴̸̸̵́̀͟͟͝͠A̷̶̷̧̢̰͇̗̫̲̥͚̜͍̝͉̮͚̫̪̺͍̗̰̝̟̹̩̮̣̻͚̘̱̪̹̾͒̈́̇ͥ͒̇ͤ͌̍ͧ̊ͣ͂̄̔̈̄͛̍ͪͮ̃͒̂̇͛ͨͧ͊͑̀̇͌̎̊̀̋̃̌ͭͧ͌͑͗̀̚̕͘͢͢͞͡͡͡ͅ҉Ḩ̩̺͎̣̤̼͕͙̜͎͉̘̃̇͂̆̂ͭ̎̄́ͩ̿ͣ̾ͫ̽̽͑̑̂ͧ̔̔̌͆̈̈́͒͆̽ͪ͗̌̇͐̅̏̓̽̈́̽͒̇̓ͮͭ͛̆͝͏̵͜͏͏̶̸̸̴̡̢̧̡̛́͘͘̕͘͘͜͡͝҉̵̶͢͟͜͡͏̷̧͝҉͏̢͜͝H̵̵̵̘͇͔̥̗̖̥̱̤̻͍͇̰̥͚̝̻͔̼͉̱̞̭̳͉̹̬̙͉̬̰̭͙̙̋̓̋̎̑͐ͮͭ̓͌̋̓̽ͥ́ͭ̏̂̌͋ͪͯͤ̆ͥͦ̃͗̓͆͐͂̈́̽̆̎̑́̚̕͜͞ͅ͏̨̡͟͢҉̴̛͟͞҉̨͜͢͏̶̴̵̢̡̛͟͜͝҉͝͏̴̸̛̛͘͟͞͞͞͝A̷̖͈̹̲͈͎͙̞͈ͫ̓ͭ͒ͦ̀̑͛ͤͮͬͧ̍͊̍͂̅̊̽͛͆̑̑ͯͯ̎ͦ̽͆̽͋ͥͫ̋͐̾͊̒͜͠ͅ

    • @spunchkirb
      @spunchkirb 3 года назад +2

      @@happypuma2479 if u think hating flamingo is quality ur content improved by 0%

  • @Scrooge_The_Duck
    @Scrooge_The_Duck 3 года назад +875

    Albert: *picks up child*
    His mind:
    “I wonder if I could burn this”

  • @Flaym09
    @Flaym09 3 года назад +332

    “Twilight is a movie that came out in middle school, that made me hate myself”
    *cheers I’ll drink to that too bro*

    • @Leila.block.s
      @Leila.block.s 3 года назад +3

      😭😭 ikrrr but twilight is good tho

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +13

      @@Leila.block.s it really isn't

    • @oriechestnut
      @oriechestnut 3 года назад

      @Funkie "Sunshine" Dunkie I really like tho tiny boi

    • @no_maidens
      @no_maidens 3 года назад +3

      Bruh I remember being like 6 and living Alabama and loving that show. Looking back I have absolutely no idea why

    • @beidou4847
      @beidou4847 3 года назад

      @@themyofmy The movies suck, but I do like the books a lot.

  • @spacekitten2870
    @spacekitten2870 3 года назад +251

    Why is almost every thumbnail of Flamingo’s video’s violent? I secretly like it.

  • @JoePez
    @JoePez 3 года назад +3398

    Flamingo when ever he joins any game: “I need guns”

    • @pistachemycat
      @pistachemycat 3 года назад +14

      @Chrístœfer Pëzēt x31 Nty

    • @online_user1076
      @online_user1076 3 года назад +44

      nope fotnite sucks roblox best

    • @garunga597
      @garunga597 3 года назад +18

      @@online_user1076 then stop watching a roblox video if you think it sucks

    • @BlazeBlueY3
      @BlazeBlueY3 3 года назад +4

      @@garunga597 its a bot

    • @courtneyandgwen
      @courtneyandgwen 3 года назад +13

      @Chrístœfer Pëzēt x31 sorry only Jake Paul can have that

  • @kzuko2227
    @kzuko2227 3 года назад +297

    Albert cosplayed well, on Halloween he dressed up as Kakashi and now he reminds me of Kakashi.

    • @mostru.
      @mostru. 3 года назад +6

      Ah yes remember that lol

    • @rsfb-fortnite7071
      @rsfb-fortnite7071 3 года назад +1

      roblox is for kids, fortnite is for mature adults

    • @jynxy1628
      @jynxy1628 3 года назад +11

      @@rsfb-fortnite7071 it’s the opposite

    • @y0ungmars1pan
      @y0ungmars1pan 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Coola-wx8ei
      @Coola-wx8ei 3 года назад +2

      hes kakashi but a sociopath.

  • @Kainatnoor-j6o
    @Kainatnoor-j6o 3 года назад +672

    “I forgot I looked like this..” me everyday looking in the mirror
    Not a good sight btw

  • @tinfoil7671
    @tinfoil7671 3 года назад +87

    "it's usually people just silently grabbing a child" -Albert 2021

  • @workderpidly6403
    @workderpidly6403 3 года назад +497

    Flamingo with his name: *SLAMS KEYBOARD* p e r f e c t

  • @milkman2004
    @milkman2004 3 года назад +220

    Albert: does anything
    Also Albert: *”Y’know this would be so much better if I had a gun”*

  • @melissamcnair3421
    @melissamcnair3421 3 года назад +391

    him:crys
    game:depression
    every 14 year old girl online: doesnt that make me depressed?

    • @jacru9508
      @jacru9508 3 года назад +18

      @Çhrizīn Pëzēñ 942 threats won't do crap honestly

    • @gotye4400
      @gotye4400 3 года назад +4

      @Çhrizīn Pëzēñ 942 lmao you just want views so you can get money bruh this lil kids

    • @marcel7067
      @marcel7067 3 года назад

      @Çhrizīn Pëzēñ 942 i love your content

    • @enderless6055
      @enderless6055 3 года назад

      @Çhrizīn Pëzēñ 942 nooooo 😢😢😢😢😔😔😔😔

    • @vioIetharmon
      @vioIetharmon 3 года назад +4

      Im 14 im so brocken💔

  • @R0DBS2
    @R0DBS2 3 года назад +138

    "hi, guys, i just got the vaccine, and I'm feeling..."
    *dies*

  • @trumanatorterminator
    @trumanatorterminator 3 года назад +369

    at this point, i find it normal that Albert is just glitching the babies into TVs and walls.

  • @Imnot.3v
    @Imnot.3v 3 года назад +173

    YOUVE UNLOCKED DEPRESSION “oh look I unlocked depression already, took me 18 years irl to develop that” - flamingo

  • @khaledeldady3590
    @khaledeldady3590 3 года назад +158

    The baby that said DOOR STUCK DOORSTUCK absolute legend.

    • @junisapotato6967
      @junisapotato6967 3 года назад +6

      @Çhrízìn Pëzêt x49 your such a bot

    • @Wolfbeast-gu8nk
      @Wolfbeast-gu8nk 3 года назад +1

      Definitely

    • @XNOXeno
      @XNOXeno 3 года назад +1

      @Çhrízìn Pëzêt x49 do you want fight >:/

    • @RustyBrick89
      @RustyBrick89 3 года назад

      @Çhrízìn Pëzêt x49 just stop we know you just want money

    • @XNOXeno
      @XNOXeno 3 года назад

      @HoodTheArtist "GRENADE-"

  • @presleex2712
    @presleex2712 3 года назад +46

    *Punches baby*
    It's okay sometimes we get mad!

  • @carbonfibereater
    @carbonfibereater 3 года назад +279

    I love how Flamingo just like dosen't care about the person trying to put him in the blender

    • @ROBUXGIFTCARDGIVEAWAY-xx5ie
      @ROBUXGIFTCARDGIVEAWAY-xx5ie 3 года назад +1

      *You get the code within 2 minutes*
      *seee my about' section' fast*

    • @isantopia
      @isantopia 3 года назад +5

      @@ROBUXGIFTCARDGIVEAWAY-xx5ie really?are u bot?

    • @Im.selenophileee
      @Im.selenophileee 3 года назад +2

      @@isantopia yeah i saw a lot of people with this name and telling these things in comments

    • @isantopia
      @isantopia 3 года назад +2

      @@Im.selenophileee yes... its so annoying

    • @denzelhaynes9591
      @denzelhaynes9591 3 года назад

      because it’s a video game😐

  • @chiliation5202
    @chiliation5202 3 года назад +81

    Albert: "I'm not a serial killer"
    Albert is not a serial killer, but he's a *baby killer*

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 года назад

      Heyyy daddy ;)

    • @aldennation
      @aldennation 3 года назад +1

      what is wrong with these replies

    • @twenk1052
      @twenk1052 3 года назад

      @goldenPlayzRoblox If you hate him that much why are you even in this comment section :?

    • @jackiem-vt3fw
      @jackiem-vt3fw 3 года назад

      @goldenPlayzRoblox nobody cares about your opinion lol

    • @tasticstudios4828
      @tasticstudios4828 3 года назад

      @goldenPlayzRoblox why u here then huh?

  • @twixie_stix
    @twixie_stix 3 года назад +157

    "I would pay a LOT of money for a gun." -Albert 2021

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад

      if you play roblox go eat dirt if you plaay miencraft eat diamonds

    • @twixie_stix
      @twixie_stix 3 года назад

      @@minecraft-crm2427 yes very true

    • @Ravenclaw-l2j
      @Ravenclaw-l2j 3 года назад

      @@minecraft-crm2427
      i play both

    • @Idiotboiy
      @Idiotboiy 3 года назад

      A m u n g u z

    • @bean1985
      @bean1985 3 года назад

      @@minecraft-crm2427 and?

  • @shelfmonkey
    @shelfmonkey 3 года назад +34

    I feel like that ‘lady’ that tried to blend Albert was a fan because that’s how most flam go fans actually

  • @zlvgx
    @zlvgx 3 года назад +273

    I rlly want a montage of Flamingo saying “I forgot I looked like this”

  • @yushaasm
    @yushaasm 3 года назад +53

    3:16 fun fact I asked my mother what my first word was and she said it was “help” no joke lol

  • @leiahpp
    @leiahpp 3 года назад +76

    i really wonder what kirsten thought when albert just walked out of his room yelling "HELP" to get a hotdog bun

    • @ryweakle5650
      @ryweakle5650 3 года назад +4

      at this point its normal

    • @catgamerthe
      @catgamerthe 3 года назад

      Roblox suck
      FORTNITE IS THE BEST LOL

    • @Jens_rubyy
      @Jens_rubyy 3 года назад +5

      @@catgamerthe talking about a game that is dead?

    • @solehansalikin7318
      @solehansalikin7318 3 года назад +3

      @@catgamerthe are you an rlm bot or impersonater

    • @dylankn8129
      @dylankn8129 3 года назад +4

      @@catgamerthe Then you need see this lol 😝

  • @mariuszbar2910
    @mariuszbar2910 3 года назад +23

    0:49 best and kindest mom ever she tries to put
    Her baby in a boender aww soooo kind

  • @kcinmotiongaming358
    @kcinmotiongaming358 3 года назад +74

    When he said “ door stuck, door stuck”
    I felt that

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад +2

      When he said “quit roblox play minecraft”
      I felt that

    • @darkpicture3
      @darkpicture3 3 года назад

      oki

    • @seibaiitaaaaasu
      @seibaiitaaaaasu 3 года назад +2

      @@minecraft-crm2427 when he said “shut the hell up idiot” i felt that

    • @buteral7311
      @buteral7311 3 года назад

      @@seibaiitaaaaasu oof❦︎

    • @CharlieOsoo
      @CharlieOsoo 3 года назад

      I love that meme...

  • @KoLLyLLama
    @KoLLyLLama 3 года назад +63

    "I SAID LOOK AT THIS NATHAN"
    I DIED

    • @lvr.fuumiko
      @lvr.fuumiko 3 года назад +2

      My cousin's name is neithan and he freaked out

    • @KoLLyLLama
      @KoLLyLLama 3 года назад

      @@lvr.fuumiko lol

  • @ieuuuu
    @ieuuuu 3 года назад +39

    3:47 that cry button appeared at the perfect time LOL

  • @taikachops5561
    @taikachops5561 3 года назад +17

    There's like really a 8 year old taking care of a 23 year old full grown man...

  • @lyv_nyc
    @lyv_nyc 3 года назад +347

    “twilight is a movie that came out in middle school, that made me... hate myself” i felt that-

    • @legostimpyyt1778
      @legostimpyyt1778 3 года назад +6

      @Çhriztøfër Pëzēt 💥💥💥 no you make good vids

    • @werter490
      @werter490 3 года назад +2

      @Çhriztøfër Pëzēt 💥💥💥 youre my favorite youtuber

    • @aliciamarie6739
      @aliciamarie6739 3 года назад +1

      @UmU ❶ shut up

    • @zack2080
      @zack2080 3 года назад

      HAHA

    • @semz6779
      @semz6779 3 года назад

      E

  • @magicaleditz
    @magicaleditz 3 года назад +44

    *”I hear another baby being poured out of the blender”* - smart albert 2021

    • @Nisyoh
      @Nisyoh 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @magicaleditz
      @magicaleditz 3 года назад +1

      @RLM doesn’t RLM stand for roblox lives matter....?

    • @Floptok41
      @Floptok41 3 года назад

      @@magicaleditz Just ignore him

    • @Floptok41
      @Floptok41 3 года назад

      @@magicaleditz they just want attention lol

    • @magicaleditz
      @magicaleditz 3 года назад

      @@Floptok41 lol

  • @lowqualityvideos8277
    @lowqualityvideos8277 3 года назад +117

    me:*sees thumbnail*
    also me:my depression is gonna be cured

    • @Smhbruh948
      @Smhbruh948 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @rsfb-fortnite7071
      @rsfb-fortnite7071 3 года назад

      roblox is for kids, fortnite is for mature adults LMAO

    • @victoriacray6
      @victoriacray6 3 года назад +4

      @@rsfb-fortnite7071 I’m gonna be honest FoRtNiTe is a dumpster fire

    • @Bruh-gq5ng
      @Bruh-gq5ng 3 года назад

      I enjoy both games

    • @adrskiii
      @adrskiii 3 года назад

      Broken🥀🌚💣🧨🪓⛓🔪🗡⚰️🚬⚔️

  • @slowstarry
    @slowstarry 3 года назад +35

    The outfit he wore made him look like shaggy with brown hair 🤠✨

  • @sloth_is_slow
    @sloth_is_slow 3 года назад +52

    He dosen’t realize it but he makes everyone’s day better

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад +1

      He doesn't realize it but minecraft is better so quit roblox

    • @bloketu
      @bloketu 3 года назад +8

      @@minecraft-crm2427 aint nobody give a fuck

    • @noobbutbetter
      @noobbutbetter 3 года назад +6

      @@minecraft-crm2427 Minecraft is good I play both games but your personality is more trash than silverfish

    • @teawastaken3028
      @teawastaken3028 3 года назад +1

      Yes if he BRUTALITY PUT ME INSIDE OF A WALK AND PUSHED ME IN IT it would make me day

    • @sloth_is_slow
      @sloth_is_slow 3 года назад +1

      @@teawastaken3028 lol

  • @tiloo6912
    @tiloo6912 3 года назад +141

    "I nEeD a MaN, oh a mom" will forever be in my mind rent free😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад +3

      "minecraft better than roblox" will forever be in my mind rent free😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @ar1anavl
      @ar1anavl 3 года назад +4

      Isaiah 43:2 “-When u go through deep waters I will be with you” 🌊🌸 he will protect you at all cost. 🤍

    • @darkshadow713
      @darkshadow713 3 года назад +6

      @@ar1anavl Ayo that's real crazy but nobody fucking asked

    • @Blink-bc8hc
      @Blink-bc8hc 3 года назад

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Blink-bc8hc
      @Blink-bc8hc 3 года назад +1

      @@minecraft-crm2427 well that's not true tho

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable 3 года назад +24

    2:16 update, we got a bay suicidal. Standard flamingo fare.

  • @ratinthecorner3794
    @ratinthecorner3794 3 года назад +5

    7:32 “woo hoo. Lookit you go” there was no emotion just a baby suffocating in the wall. Love it.

  • @chiliation5202
    @chiliation5202 3 года назад +80

    Albert: *wears a weird hat*
    Also Albert: "I'm a caretaker, not a serial killer"

  • @starrierui
    @starrierui 3 года назад +57

    “She just smacked me in my mouth”
    Bro what- Do you mean she smacked a pacifier in my mouth lol

  • @oVerdrive-pt5uk
    @oVerdrive-pt5uk 3 года назад +30

    2:11
    OMORI used "sad poem"
    OMORI is now "sad"
    OMORI used "sad poem" again
    OMORI is now "depressed"
    OMORI unlocked a new emotion: *miserable*

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 года назад +6

      @UmU ❶ just like your existence

    • @nikkitheahtist
      @nikkitheahtist 3 года назад +4

      @UmU ❶ Why are you watching then :^

    • @juliojojofan9175
      @juliojojofan9175 3 года назад

      @@nikkitheahtist thats a bot and theres another and other bot comment or idk with other 2 bots in it and the same bots i that comments

    • @blackxphoenix9995
      @blackxphoenix9995 3 года назад

      @Çhriztøfër Pëzēt 💥💥💥 when the edgy sus 😳

    • @nikkitheahtist
      @nikkitheahtist 3 года назад

      @@juliojojofan9175 k

  • @jadedmal8870
    @jadedmal8870 3 года назад +16

    Flamingo needs to play fashion famous and then change the theme to anything gory creepy and disturbing.

  • @brodybrazil668
    @brodybrazil668 3 года назад +17

    0:12 "KILL, i mean take care of kids."

  • @ZoomRaze
    @ZoomRaze 3 года назад +34

    *SHE IS TRYING TO PUT ME IN THE BLENDER*
    a add: have u ever looked at someone and wonderd what is going on inside thier head
    *oooooo i wonder how a baby in a blender will taste like*
    Me:

    • @FVER8
      @FVER8 3 года назад

      i had a stroke reading this

    • @zellzoii
      @zellzoii 3 года назад

      put the baby where she can be 3d modeled

    • @Name-nh6sn
      @Name-nh6sn 3 года назад

      @@FVER8 same

    • @Name-nh6sn
      @Name-nh6sn 3 года назад

      @@MowDaCat same

    • @ZoomRaze
      @ZoomRaze 3 года назад +1

      @@MowDaCat good suffer

  • @nocturnefnaf7918
    @nocturnefnaf7918 3 года назад +47

    "I've unlocked depression!"
    -Albert Aretz, 2021

    • @pan-demi-c2711
      @pan-demi-c2711 3 года назад

      He said stop with these comments. Also who the hell is “Albert Aretz”

    • @Im.selenophileee
      @Im.selenophileee 3 года назад +1

      @@pan-demi-c2711 bruh

    • @KAESISCOOL
      @KAESISCOOL 3 года назад +2

      @@pan-demi-c2711 bruh how do you not know who the person you watch is

    • @pan-demi-c2711
      @pan-demi-c2711 3 года назад

      Why are people getting pissed at me because I didn’t know Alberts real name? I know his name was Albert but not Albert Aretz.

    • @KAESISCOOL
      @KAESISCOOL 3 года назад

      @@eulb284 Albert also mentioned his real last name in more then just one video, idk what the titles of those videos are though. Unless I go back and try to find them.

  • @SUPERRST4R
    @SUPERRST4R 3 года назад +13

    1:08 “am I too poor for depression?”

    • @SUPERRST4R
      @SUPERRST4R 3 года назад +2

      2:13 depression: unlocked

  • @dxstinyplays1059
    @dxstinyplays1059 3 года назад +42

    2:13 everyone when they become a teenager

    • @funnycrab5684
      @funnycrab5684 3 года назад +1

      0_0

    • @Unnamed-_.
      @Unnamed-_. 3 года назад +2

      Pathetic I developed depression when i was 10

    • @petrichorals
      @petrichorals 3 года назад +2

      @memepie pathetic i developed depression when i was still unborn

    • @bucketofmaterialgurl9855
      @bucketofmaterialgurl9855 3 года назад +1

      M pathetic I developed depression when I was growing in the womb

    • @petrichorals
      @petrichorals 3 года назад

      @@bucketofmaterialgurl9855 pathetic i developed depression before i ever existed

  • @A.B.421
    @A.B.421 3 года назад +41

    2:37 “i currently have covid, good thing we all have our little masks on”
    little baby albert needs a funny little needle doesn’t he

    • @r.ndomperson
      @r.ndomperson 3 года назад

      @Çhrīzìñ Pëzêt x84 shut

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад

      “i currently think minecraft better, good thing we all play minecraft and quitted roblox”
      little baby albert should also quit roblox and play minecraft

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад

      @Jessica Hoffer i think it is not ok to say that but miencraft way better im sure you are rude but its not ok.

    • @URMOMMM111
      @URMOMMM111 3 года назад

      @Çhrizīn Pëzēñ 942 this is why you shouldn't do drugs.

  • @canyoucantnot5403
    @canyoucantnot5403 3 года назад +10

    2:06 tsundere moment

  • @Danthereal
    @Danthereal 3 года назад +12

    5:06 my cats looking outside trying to get bugs like :

  • @Scrooge_The_Duck
    @Scrooge_The_Duck 3 года назад +10

    child at 4:39: “I’m lonely”
    The ball that got stuck at the ceiling in gym since 2013:
    *pathetic*

  • @ravenvanbommel138
    @ravenvanbommel138 3 года назад +22

    Tbh i think Albert is insane, he laughs when talking about death or chaos- just like me sometimes :’D

    • @xxanied
      @xxanied 3 года назад +10

      wannabe edge lord

    • @Mel-wu8cz
      @Mel-wu8cz 3 года назад +2

      Wow so quirky

  • @JaneDoe-cz5oe
    @JaneDoe-cz5oe 3 года назад +15

    6:55 The feeling when you understand a meme reference😎

  • @thatguyonyoutube5723
    @thatguyonyoutube5723 3 года назад +9

    4:48 I'm in tears oh god

  • @Scrooge_The_Duck
    @Scrooge_The_Duck 3 года назад +7

    Albert: -grabs child-
    The child:
    *intense screaming*

  • @Anltee
    @Anltee 3 года назад +31

    *Seeing Albert on an alt account saying "Spongebob!" While walking towards a TV playing a spongebob episode with a baby in hand makes me laugh my butt off*

  • @Crppled
    @Crppled 3 года назад +16

    "Unlocked depression"
    Me:dafuq-

    • @lordic213
      @lordic213 3 года назад +2

      14 yearolds when bil-E eyelashsays anything : unlocked depression

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад +1

      "roblox better than minecraft"
      Me:dafuq- minecraft is way better though

  • @none6718
    @none6718 3 года назад +27

    When someone is holding you and u don't want them to just blacklist them

  • @jac_pro
    @jac_pro 3 года назад +13

    "I'm a care taker not a cereal killer" Albert a few mins later: I really want a gun

    • @zaliexo
      @zaliexo 3 года назад

      Serial*** just for future references :)

  • @compactcowboy47
    @compactcowboy47 3 года назад +31

    i like how he just says KILL ME when he is in the persons arms and she just says hi

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад +1

      if you play roblox go eat dirt if you plaay miencraft eat diamonds

    • @fortnnitegod588
      @fortnnitegod588 3 года назад

      I play Roblox D:

    • @Klonzo33
      @Klonzo33 3 года назад +2

      @@minecraft-crm2427 what’s your problem-

  • @hello5599
    @hello5599 3 года назад +63

    “twilight is a movie that came out in middle school, that made me... hate myself” same man, same :sob:

  • @sammy3475
    @sammy3475 3 года назад +8

    my first words were " HELP ME DOWN!" 👁👄👁

  • @BedheadJack
    @BedheadJack 3 года назад +18

    nice to know that albert as soon he hears daycare will say out loud "is this game where you kill kids".

  • @willykempus
    @willykempus 3 года назад +106

    “Twilight made me hate myself”
    13 yo girls: *mass dislikes*

  • @XDKiIIa
    @XDKiIIa 3 года назад +22

    0:17 me when I see extra homework

  • @Anna-kq3op
    @Anna-kq3op 3 года назад +13

    Every person when the reach middle school:
    *I've unlocked Depression!*

    • @guestaccount9693
      @guestaccount9693 3 года назад +1

      Covid 19. ...

    • @d4l_krbk
      @d4l_krbk Год назад

      oh my depression developed way before middle school

  • @not_joemama2736
    @not_joemama2736 3 года назад +29

    Albert's motto:
    *"No gun"*
    *"No fun"*

  • @danillavanilla264
    @danillavanilla264 3 года назад +17

    Your thumbnails get scarier everyday, but honestly its normal

  • @The_8onbon
    @The_8onbon 3 года назад +7

    Van: *drives up to me*
    Person in the van: "hey kid, want some candy?"
    My dumbass: YES!
    Also me: *climbs in the van*
    Van: *drives off*
    Me: 3:07

  • @Myxshy_
    @Myxshy_ 3 года назад +7

    ”Can you get sunburns here?” Lmao 🤣

  • @Ace-mh9xh
    @Ace-mh9xh 3 года назад +11

    When he mentioned the Twilight movie saga’s it reminded me of my childhood because me and my mom always used to watch them

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад

      When he mentioned that minecraft for bosses roblox for nubs it reminded me of my childhood because me and my mom always used to play minecraft

  • @WilsonStudiosYT
    @WilsonStudiosYT 3 года назад +9

    Flamingo: "This is the end of me"
    *girl walks away*
    Flamingo: "oh.😥"

  • @mistxcloudz5069
    @mistxcloudz5069 3 года назад +97

    albert is the only person on earth who can go from "i hate myself" to "IM A GOD" in under 5 minutes
    Edit: so many likes i-

  • @jimmyellis2676
    @jimmyellis2676 3 года назад +5

    Twighlight daycare with albert on makes everybody there GONE INTO THE WALL

  • @whitepencil8278
    @whitepencil8278 3 года назад +78

    "Whenever you feel useless, remember that white pencils like me exist"
    -White Pencil

  • @urmother7253
    @urmother7253 3 года назад +115

    Hype house be like “ I’m gonna get my grandma covid”

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 года назад +3

      @Çhriztøfër Pëzēt 💥💥💥 ok then threaten me

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 года назад +1

      @UmU ❶ just like you

    • @LewisShucklebout
      @LewisShucklebout 3 года назад +1

      @UmU ❶ no you

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 года назад

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 7910

    • @LewisShucklebout
      @LewisShucklebout 3 года назад

      @UmU ❶ you're cringiest

  • @Windrunner.
    @Windrunner. 3 года назад +50

    This has one of those adopt me parents that just takes you and forces you to be their kid without asking
    basically _kidnapping_

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад

      Bruh minecraft way better quit roblox

    • @Windrunner.
      @Windrunner. 3 года назад +1

      @@minecraft-crm2427 hey. That's your opinion. Roblox is a multi billion dollars game. It's fun too. Opinions aren't facts

    • @acd505
      @acd505 3 года назад

      @@minecraft-crm2427 stfu you bot

    • @Windrunner.
      @Windrunner. 3 года назад

      @@minecraft-crm2427 beSIDES minecraft is paid access. To download and to play. Roblox is free, it's fun, people say it's bad because others are saying it too, and also it has alot of things minecraft doesn't

    • @darkshadow713
      @darkshadow713 3 года назад

      @@Windrunner. like what? Two year olds who scream and cry about getting scammed on adopt me and c&p and slenders yeah bro roblox is sooo much better than Minecraft totally

  • @khloepickledill8757
    @khloepickledill8757 3 года назад +8

    "No, I said look at this Nathan!"- flamenco 2021

  • @trent4703
    @trent4703 3 года назад +8

    Video idea: play island life and be a crazy old man and say the world is gonna end from a nuke, zombie apocalypse, etc, and actually make it happen
    Like so Albert sees

  • @adrianadelarosa5920
    @adrianadelarosa5920 3 года назад +50

    Imagine being blessed enough to be the mother of the one and only Flamingo.

    • @citrusintheeyes7425
      @citrusintheeyes7425 3 года назад +3

      More like cursed

    • @warcrimes390
      @warcrimes390 3 года назад +3

      Imagine this, your the mother of a baby boy and you imagine that hes going to grow up successful, and then he grows up to bully children in a online lego game while screaming in the process... and be successful

    • @imrafaele
      @imrafaele 3 года назад

      lol

    • @egg4349
      @egg4349 3 года назад

      REEEEEEEEEEE

    • @awesomecoolmanepic996
      @awesomecoolmanepic996 3 года назад

      hes not very close to his mother

  • @calliekeyli8635
    @calliekeyli8635 3 года назад +17

    Hey flamingo there’s this game called the meme RV and it is cool so you should play it

  • @eugene6472
    @eugene6472 3 года назад +8

    0:30 what my cat thinks when I pick him up

  • @epicbananasplit7357
    @epicbananasplit7357 3 года назад +12

    Flamingo looks like a bacon cause of the hair

  • @dilbar2044
    @dilbar2044 3 года назад +21

    How albert kicked the ball that made me crying laughing

  • @nahlaaasanaihh8111
    @nahlaaasanaihh8111 3 года назад +13

    3:18 The soul of a middle aged man-

    • @CEZLOT
      @CEZLOT 2 года назад

      Bro giving a fnaf refrence

  • @iloveflamingo_yt4486
    @iloveflamingo_yt4486 3 года назад +1

    His screams are so loud.....I love it, thank you for making me deff and happy

  • @ramen3066
    @ramen3066 3 года назад +7

    1:37 Albert please rethink that decision because you sound like a school pew pew guy

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 года назад +9

    Flamingo: *exists*
    Everyone: *exists sometimes*

  • @SilentGoober195
    @SilentGoober195 3 года назад +48

    POV: you don’t know what to say when you’re early

  • @男ですよ
    @男ですよ 3 года назад +3

    "i'm not uh, uh, a serial killer."
    also albert: "I want a gun in this game so bad."
    sus

  • @EX0TIC.
    @EX0TIC. 3 года назад +4

    Hey flamingo remember the game “It lurks?” Well, they created a new game called “They lurk”. Please play it!

  • @icequartz1122
    @icequartz1122 3 года назад +9

    Albert's avatar actually scared me half to death 🤣🤣

    • @happypuma2479
      @happypuma2479 3 года назад

      HAHAH LOOK WHOS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW AND IMPROVED ACCOUNT. WILL BE POSTING BETTER UPLOADS 😘😘

    • @minecraft-crm2427
      @minecraft-crm2427 3 года назад

      quitting roblox and playing minecraft made me happy 🤣🤣

  • @oliverito1973
    @oliverito1973 3 года назад +9

    5:23 BONK!

  • @sussyagent7084
    @sussyagent7084 3 года назад +4

    3.11 when he said help in that Voice I fell of my sofa and died of laughter

  • @Jaxsu
    @Jaxsu 3 года назад +8

    I see why Kristen doesnt want a baby with Albert 😂

  • @imfrtato
    @imfrtato 3 года назад +7

    Albert as dad 3:54

  • @bloxfireinsight492
    @bloxfireinsight492 3 года назад +6

    The beginning was hilarious! "Oh I forgot I looked like this" That was EPIC!

  • @BradWasHere
    @BradWasHere 3 года назад +3

    Daycare game: exists
    Flamingo: you do not know how much money I would pay to have a gun right now