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Комментарии • 52 тыс.

  • @flamingo
    @flamingo  4 года назад +18817

    yoooo plushies on sale here thanks for the support friends
    flamingo.youtooz.com/

  • @solar-jaymi
    @solar-jaymi 4 года назад +21910

    This proves why Albert' would be SUCH a good dad if he had a kid, honeslty, that kid would be so lucky.

    • @BrickChainsYT
      @BrickChainsYT 4 года назад +2046

      sadly him and Kirsten dont want kids

    • @Rr-df6pk
      @Rr-df6pk 4 года назад +1024

      Say that to the intro

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад +324

      Shut it

    • @jjrr22
      @jjrr22 4 года назад +348

      He’s sponsored his stuff to much it make me have a headache

    • @mikop4657
      @mikop4657 4 года назад +113

      Mhm

  • @0ct4nian
    @0ct4nian 4 года назад +6309

    That fact that he has the confidence to do that ad in public with people staring at him is godly

  • @Hazbin_Ed1tz
    @Hazbin_Ed1tz 6 месяцев назад +259

    The fact that he did the intro in public and people were staring at him like he was a crazy person.
    *Respect*

    • @ILikeWaffleFries
      @ILikeWaffleFries 5 месяцев назад +3

      RESPECT

    • @druid7457
      @druid7457 4 месяца назад +2

      I can hardly ask someone for directions I could never

    • @Hazbin_Ed1tz
      @Hazbin_Ed1tz 4 месяца назад +1

      @@druid7457 fr

    • @sillybilly229
      @sillybilly229 4 месяца назад +1

      is that fricking angeldust plushie

  • @mariamsnursery
    @mariamsnursery 4 года назад +12131

    Albert : “ Accidentally “ drops baby off building 😀
    Also Albert : omg 😡 what a lame baby 😒😒😒

  • @thatonefeller525
    @thatonefeller525 3 года назад +1493

    Albert is literally the only youtuber that makes his ads and intro long and entertaining

  • @AceEspeon
    @AceEspeon 3 года назад +484

    “This babys lame, I need a new one”
    Flamingo would be a great father

  • @Mrpierre919
    @Mrpierre919 7 месяцев назад +49

    I've learned so much from this sponsorship, if your newborn/one-year-old isn't cool enough, throw it onto the streets and abandon it to kidnap a cooler one. *Thanks Albert!*

  • @allygames2082
    @allygames2082 4 года назад +3933

    “Albert take care of the baby”
    Also Albert: throws the baby off a roof and other places

    • @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185
      @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 4 года назад +17

      Imagine being a loser and playing roblox lmaoooo. If you play fortnite, you are cool

    • @zsmo5750
      @zsmo5750 4 года назад +67

      @@user-ii9wd3dj3q no boomer

    • @duck3110
      @duck3110 4 года назад +114

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC

    • @antniknee
      @antniknee 4 года назад +77

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 not really lol

    • @panoraxe
      @panoraxe 4 года назад +85

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 stop being a bot and fortnite is cringe so stop watching these if you hate roblox

  • @emmarowlett6958
    @emmarowlett6958 2 года назад +791

    Lol the fact Albert actually walked casually on the roof of a building proves how much he cares about his fans entertainment

  • @laysfromhell6849
    @laysfromhell6849 4 года назад +508

    Imagine walking outside and seeing Albert run around with his plushies, throwing them everywhere.
    Back on crazy Florida man 😃

    • @swagmastuh69
      @swagmastuh69 4 года назад +15

      I would love that

    • @MercyOnTrack
      @MercyOnTrack 4 года назад +17

      Honestly that would make me want to go outside😂😂

    • @VVonderings
      @VVonderings 4 года назад +6

      People did

    • @VVonderings
      @VVonderings 4 года назад +6

      There were people in the park

    • @somebum5598
      @somebum5598 4 года назад +1

      That would be the best ever thing to see in 2020.

  • @IvyMorgel-s4p
    @IvyMorgel-s4p Год назад +58

    I love how Albert just casually throws a baby off a roof 😂😊

  • @Jdhdhnd
    @Jdhdhnd 3 года назад +3520

    I love how Albert just doesn’t care that he’s in public

  • @xx_mixsa_xx3060
    @xx_mixsa_xx3060 2 года назад +593

    Imagine seeing a fully grown man running around with plushies and acting as though there real in a park, mad respect to him for that-

    • @arstotzkha
      @arstotzkha Год назад +14

      He lives in Florida people are probably used to seeing stuff like that

    • @Ollie_Zane
      @Ollie_Zane Год назад +3

      ​@@arstotzkhawe r used to seeing that stuff I do live in Florida

    • @The_Essa_Girly
      @The_Essa_Girly 11 месяцев назад +2

      Not me trying to pause on the exact frame that guy looks at flamingo crazy-

    • @alwihunter1954
      @alwihunter1954 11 месяцев назад

      timestamp​@@The_Essa_Girly

  • @intercomsinjinnoobz
    @intercomsinjinnoobz 4 года назад +303

    Noobs: *exist*
    Albert: *”peace was never an option😔.”*

    • @iamanodd
      @iamanodd 4 года назад

      Albert:that's my line

    • @illumizoldyck946
      @illumizoldyck946 4 года назад +5

      Albert: **Exists**
      A noon or multiple noons or the whole noon franchise: Hi wanna be freindly, peaceful friends?
      Albert: *Peace was never an option. 😛*

    • @illumizoldyck946
      @illumizoldyck946 4 года назад +1

      It sounded better in my head..

    • @intercomsinjinnoobz
      @intercomsinjinnoobz 4 года назад

      @Jibran Jemia Alrumi no its not?

    • @User-v3q4w
      @User-v3q4w 4 месяца назад

      ​@@illumizoldyck946U meant noobs?

  • @TristanMcGuinness-bo1dj
    @TristanMcGuinness-bo1dj 9 месяцев назад +5

    The fact the dog said “join me this game is not fair to me” at 8:50 and Albert shooting them seconds later really proves the dog’s point.

  • @boredgirlie3112
    @boredgirlie3112 3 года назад +397

    Albert: drops baby off a big building
    Also Albert: *smiles menacingly*

    • @becca_j9229
      @becca_j9229 3 года назад +21

      *winning smile*

    • @cinnamoroll5475
      @cinnamoroll5475 3 года назад +8

      *"hes just standing there MENACINGLY"*

    • @MimiMei29
      @MimiMei29 3 года назад +2

      @@becca_j9229 *WINNING SMILE* 🔥

    • @becca_j9229
      @becca_j9229 3 года назад +2

      @@MimiMei29 *WINNING SMILE* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @TeddyBear-rh1dv
      @TeddyBear-rh1dv 3 года назад +1

      @@becca_j9229 WINNING SMILEE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @skuvvyy
    @skuvvyy 2 года назад +1975

    The fact Albert genuinely recorded that ad in public is crazy, doesn’t care how dumb he looks In public lmao

    • @M00nB3e
      @M00nB3e 2 года назад +108

      If I saw that, I would just.. “ Aight.. he looks like a psycho…. But it’s alr. “

    • @JTJ42069
      @JTJ42069 2 года назад +90

      He is in Florida anything happens even something like this

    • @M00nB3e
      @M00nB3e 2 года назад +46

      @@JTJ42069 I lived in Florida, and I can’t remember. But I’m sure there is someone out there who I saw doing something like this.

    • @Kourtix
      @Kourtix 2 года назад +13

      He shot the vid early in the morning so it wont be crowded

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 2 года назад +25

      I mean he lives in Florida, that is the most normal thing they can see

  • @mr_spider8111
    @mr_spider8111 3 года назад +512

    0:25 the genuine smile on his face after he dropped his kid
    Man…. Alberts gonna be a great dad

  • @Star_ThefurTherian
    @Star_ThefurTherian 8 месяцев назад +8

    "This baby lame, I need a new one" is the funniest thing ive heard today.

  • @gaugauis
    @gaugauis 4 года назад +423

    The way albert advertises his products are so...*charming*

  • @LovelyRin39
    @LovelyRin39 4 года назад +389

    If Albert was my dad, I would tell him everyday that he is the best dad ever, despite him throwing my younger sister off a roof when I was little.

    • @firecat3592
      @firecat3592 4 года назад +13

      You wouldn't be able to

    • @yousefkhatib7565
      @yousefkhatib7565 4 года назад +28

      By the time u would be born you would be thrown off from the sky

    • @kannor8419
      @kannor8419 4 года назад +20

      you would probably go sky diving and he would “forget” to give you a parachute

    • @tiredplantz
      @tiredplantz 4 года назад +5

      Hold up-

    • @grxviity8838
      @grxviity8838 4 года назад +5

      @@kannor8419 lmaooo

  • @1Mk1_Malik1
    @1Mk1_Malik1 4 года назад +279

    This should be a movie called “Albert living the life with sons”

  • @pikellz4605
    @pikellz4605 4 месяца назад +6

    When Albert is in his late 40s, retired from youtube, I can guarantee he will be spending some time in a physciatric hospital.

  • @JoshSmith-sl7um
    @JoshSmith-sl7um 4 года назад +252

    Regular ads: showing their merchandise albert: abusing his merchandise

  • @weatherboy8001
    @weatherboy8001 4 года назад +134

    Now it's no longer his neighbors being scared of him. The whole state of Florida avoids him.

  • @arquanmoffett5534
    @arquanmoffett5534 4 года назад +555

    Albert: Gives 6 kids a concussion
    Fans: This is normal.

  • @Bacon100-ruy
    @Bacon100-ruy 2 месяца назад +6

    Bruh so much slob came out of his mouth when he said triplets im a fan 0:41

  • @someguyonyoutube906
    @someguyonyoutube906 2 года назад +1495

    If Albert hadn't built the reputation he has today, most of us wouldn't be okay with how he advertises his merch.

  • @JustsomeLemon
    @JustsomeLemon 4 года назад +475

    “Take care of the baby”
    Albert: *proceeds to leave baby because it was lame*

  • @yolo7507
    @yolo7507 4 года назад +210

    Albert: Being “normal at the park”
    People/neighbours: oh boy he’s at it again, it’s the 5th time this week 👁👄👁

    • @florxiianquit9183
      @florxiianquit9183 4 года назад

      why is there a kissing emojis in-between 2 eyes? it wanna make out with the eyes or something LOLkdjvklsejfoselk

    • @Lol-it4jy
      @Lol-it4jy 4 года назад +1

      @@florxiianquit9183 I thought this “💋” is the kissing emoji..

    • @bumlins
      @bumlins 4 года назад

      And it's only Tuesday, something is wrong with him

    • @myadsz8435
      @myadsz8435 4 года назад

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @erickcoray3861
      @erickcoray3861 4 года назад

      Imagine seeing him do that

  • @Rubi_wtf
    @Rubi_wtf 10 месяцев назад +3

    After 100 years, legend has it the crusty bad baby is still there

  • @Biobyss
    @Biobyss 4 года назад +616

    Imagine being one of the people who saw him running around with plushies in a stroller lol

    • @cl0cKwo0rks
      @cl0cKwo0rks 4 года назад +18

      My mum got me two of the plushies lol

    • @schetchyperson1233
      @schetchyperson1233 4 года назад +17

      First the "wife" mannequin now these "baby plushies " this guy is crazy

    • @mikewalsh2898
      @mikewalsh2898 4 года назад +14

      It would be the best thing I have ever saw I’d be proud ✨🙃

    • @Sh0tgun_S1nn3r
      @Sh0tgun_S1nn3r 4 года назад +8

      I would have gotten out my phone and started filming

    • @Joemama-gb4hd
      @Joemama-gb4hd 4 года назад +5

      If I never knew who he was I would think he was on drugs

  • @lavitania
    @lavitania 4 года назад +291

    Imagine people looking at albert running around with a stroller that has stuffed merch like "the heck"

    • @legallyfinn3816
      @legallyfinn3816 4 года назад +8

      It’s Florida nobody cares

    • @carabuchberger8983
      @carabuchberger8983 4 года назад +2

      @@legallyfinn3816 LOL

    • @MochaZzzzzz
      @MochaZzzzzz 4 года назад +7

      I’m sure it’s a normal sight in Florida

    • @melodii4872
      @melodii4872 4 года назад +1

      I live in Florida it certainly isn’t a normal sight lol

    • @cyberyoutabe5995
      @cyberyoutabe5995 4 года назад

      @@melodii4872 So is a guy with a croc

  • @A_man.with.a0huge0ego
    @A_man.with.a0huge0ego 4 года назад +66

    Cleetus small baby: Screams endlessly in tire
    Flamingo: they don’t feel pain

  • @Olivia_Sstuff
    @Olivia_Sstuff 2 месяца назад

    Albert is such a really good dad to his kids hopefully he takes care of them anytime

  • @evanlong9727
    @evanlong9727 2 года назад +573

    imagine a kid just walking with their parents and coming across that doll; little did they know, a 24 year old man probably drove and spat on it

    • @buddytextyt
      @buddytextyt 2 года назад +21

      25 year old now

    • @Dietrick284
      @Dietrick284 2 года назад +4

      @@buddytextyt ye

    • @alyssazhappydawg714
      @alyssazhappydawg714 2 года назад

      Mʏ ʟɪʟ sɪs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅᴠᴇ ʀɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғғ

    • @eris0707
      @eris0707 2 года назад +7

      it's in florida, so they're used to werid people like albert

    • @annabelle1572
      @annabelle1572 2 года назад +5

      HAHAHA I BET ALBERT HAS HEADLINED SOMEWHERE

  • @space_cat12-e7s
    @space_cat12-e7s 4 года назад +174

    “They don’t feel pain either, I’ve tried.”

  • @coolyioy2252
    @coolyioy2252 3 года назад +331

    The people at the park in the merch ad were like “why is this guy shoving plushies down a hill”

  • @Starxz_z270
    @Starxz_z270 Год назад +1

    1:16 the most wholesome moment of flamingo videos out of all his admin ones 💀

  • @SchitzophrenicPatient
    @SchitzophrenicPatient 4 года назад +244

    “we think he is stuck under the tire SCREAMING ENDLESSLY but nobody can hear his screams :)

  • @gabekezshia8048
    @gabekezshia8048 4 года назад +184

    Albert's literally is the best at advertising his merch like actually is really entertaining to watch

  • @emma.gmz11
    @emma.gmz11 4 года назад +137

    Everyone at the park be like:
    “See this children? This is why we tell you to stay close!”

  • @Gabby-o3v
    @Gabby-o3v 7 месяцев назад +3

    Albert is so good with advertizing people should sponsor him and let him have free will and creativity because Albert made a 2 minutes and 36 second ad and the thing is i watched all of it without skipping or speeding it up and i got one so...

  • @verytired4172
    @verytired4172 3 года назад +118

    "And they don't feel pain either I've tried"
    -flamingo

  • @usagifanbcyes4721
    @usagifanbcyes4721 4 года назад +781

    “Take care of the baby”
    Flamingo: *and i took that personally*

  • @bonkinggamezone1427
    @bonkinggamezone1427 3 года назад +775

    I like how Albert advertises yootooz’s plushies by hitting them by a car

    • @hank752
      @hank752 3 года назад +1

      ✨Y e s✨

    • @JustinLHoffman
      @JustinLHoffman 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @vrbirdboi1494
      @vrbirdboi1494 3 года назад +1

      Was it a Tesla?

    • @spino992
      @spino992 3 года назад +1

      @@vrbirdboi1494 Yes

    • @vrbirdboi1494
      @vrbirdboi1494 3 года назад +1

      @@spino992 if that his actual car i don’t wanna know how much he makes per month.

  • @Coconut165
    @Coconut165 Месяц назад

    This proves that Albert is a great man❤❤he takes babies on walks adopts abandoned babies❤❤ truly an angel of god❤❤he is amazing❤he is what we need in this world❤he even played with the babies and taught them how to drive with them not even getting hurt in the process❤❤truly amazing if he had a child that child would be honored and have an amazing childhood❤

  • @kerminator545
    @kerminator545 4 года назад +299

    "Why are you crying? Stop crying!"
    **brutally murders**

  • @bruhmomentsbruh4012
    @bruhmomentsbruh4012 3 года назад +70

    Imagine seeing a fully grown man placing 3 plushies by the dumpster and comes back with a stroller and he says "triplets!" and taking care of plushies like babys

    • @loolol1276
      @loolol1276 3 года назад +1

      I dont think he takes it care like a baby

    • @eqvstx6051
      @eqvstx6051 3 года назад

      @@loolol1276 he does

    • @Starlight.Fox.
      @Starlight.Fox. 3 года назад +2

      Imagine if it wasn't Albert 0_0

    • @goofinson
      @goofinson 3 года назад +2

      @@Starlight.Fox. oop lol 🤧😂

    • @The1And0nlyRiotR
      @The1And0nlyRiotR 3 года назад +1

      1:07 hmmm that’s some good care taking

  • @notmicrowavable4220
    @notmicrowavable4220 4 года назад +241

    imagine seeing a random guy throw his baby off a building

    • @ibeback3751
      @ibeback3751 4 года назад +7

      And not wearing a mask

    • @lefra6479
      @lefra6479 4 года назад +3

      @@ibeback3751 r/woooosh

    • @humanrach3330
      @humanrach3330 4 года назад +1

      @@ibeback3751 r/woooosh

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 4 года назад

      @@ibeback3751 good point actually

    • @Ruby...X
      @Ruby...X 4 года назад

      @@ibeback3751 good point actually

  • @akwrdian
    @akwrdian 5 месяцев назад +3

    the way he just says "im going to steal your account" before blasting them is funny for some reason (6:22)

  • @iamchloe3208
    @iamchloe3208 4 года назад +90

    The look of pure joy on his face while he destroys the baby doll and his plushies is truly amazing

  • @heatheronthebay8776
    @heatheronthebay8776 4 года назад +232

    This man is so committed to advertising his merch, he climbed onto a building to just abandon his child

  • @deadchannelBLEGH
    @deadchannelBLEGH 3 года назад +229

    POV: You’re walking and hear “THIS BABYS LAME I NEED A NEW ONE”

  • @LemonxBlueberry
    @LemonxBlueberry 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:33 really proves his love for his children what a good daddy❤

  • @kindaclxudyy
    @kindaclxudyy 4 года назад +526

    Kirsten: “Albert take care of the baby”
    Albert: “Ugh fine”
    Albert: **Throws baby off roof**

  • @MegaBallPBB
    @MegaBallPBB 3 года назад +654

    i love the embarrasment he does in public and hes doing it for us. thanks albert for making such good comedy

    • @Yo-oz3kq
      @Yo-oz3kq 2 года назад +3

      Hes not embarrasment that what he does

    • @MegaBallPBB
      @MegaBallPBB 2 года назад +1

      @@Yo-oz3kq yea hes embarrasing himself in public people think hes weird

    • @Yo-oz3kq
      @Yo-oz3kq 2 года назад

      Only idiots who think hes weird while everybody can see the camera make everybody thinks hes a populer youtuber

    • @MegaBallPBB
      @MegaBallPBB 2 года назад

      @@Yo-oz3kq i mean kinda

    • @imaginationinnovationanima4098
      @imaginationinnovationanima4098 2 года назад +3

      I mean who cares if you're weird. If you're getting through life, that's all that matters.

  • @HarveyG06
    @HarveyG06 4 года назад +66

    These advertisements are starting to feel like movies at this point, well done!

  • @monsieurr_josh
    @monsieurr_josh 9 месяцев назад

    The fact that he did the commercial in public AND in broad daylight shows how confident this man is. W

  • @gboygamer1265
    @gboygamer1265 4 года назад +246

    “This baby’s lame, I need a new one”
    *If only it was that easy Albert* 😂

  • @Princess2008F
    @Princess2008F Год назад +96

    The fact he does his intro in broad daylight infront of public is just pure talent.

  • @darty2999
    @darty2999 4 года назад +71

    Kirsten: look after the baby
    Albert: I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move

  • @JohnMatute-to4lz
    @JohnMatute-to4lz 2 месяца назад

    He is a great dad lol, it’s also kinda funny how he just saw them and tenacity kidnapped them😂😂😂

  • @laneturtle2955
    @laneturtle2955 4 года назад +184

    “Dude running people over and hearing that click sound is so satisfying” Albert 2020

  • @joynebato
    @joynebato 4 года назад +358

    "Mommy? Why is that man pushing a stroller with plushies inside?"
    " *Don't make eye contact sweetie.* "

  • @sefoesus
    @sefoesus 3 года назад +106

    “911, what’s your emergency?”
    “Uh there is a fully grown man throwing stuffed plushies, screaming, and driving them in a stroller”

  • @CoolAnimationStuff
    @CoolAnimationStuff 9 месяцев назад +1

    8:38 “throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the honored one.” ahh moment 💀💀💀

  • @senvfx
    @senvfx 4 года назад +228

    How’s this man got the courage to do that in a park, people stared at him like he’s a psychopath 🤣😅

    • @willowplayz4201
      @willowplayz4201 4 года назад +21

      Because when you get older you dont care about what people think.

    • @chappatiago3958
      @chappatiago3958 4 года назад +3

      @@willowplayz4201 cap

    • @NicePIague
      @NicePIague 4 года назад +15

      Ya can do whatever you want in Florida.
      Noone cares about what you do.

    • @rastaramune7893
      @rastaramune7893 4 года назад +9

      @@NicePIague Oh, no, they will judge you. They'll just be so used to it that no action will be taken, lol

    • @Thatguywhoasked22
      @Thatguywhoasked22 4 года назад +3

      @@rastaramune7893 so can u kill a person with no people bothering it

  • @def.not.gabbyy
    @def.not.gabbyy Год назад +427

    love how he just steals children off the street so calmly

  • @ii_sunne_d0nuts_ii116
    @ii_sunne_d0nuts_ii116 4 года назад +110

    When Albert was in the park the man was like “damn wish i hadn’t seen that....”

    • @kyle505
      @kyle505 4 года назад +8

      Nah the person probably be thinking like:Dam i wish i have that many baby...

    • @convertible412
      @convertible412 4 года назад +2

      @@kyle505 yeah duhh

    • @olivia_is_online8192
      @olivia_is_online8192 4 года назад +3

      I would be like: *I wanna be that child.*

  • @Kat4ever-y3s
    @Kat4ever-y3s 6 месяцев назад

    The true joy Albert had while making the ad was just beautiful

  • @mrrr8064
    @mrrr8064 3 года назад +650

    why is it so normal to see albert causing chaos in his neibourhood

  • @makimojimali
    @makimojimali 4 года назад +406

    Nobody:
    Albert: kidnaping children in the park

    • @Luvleyserena
      @Luvleyserena 4 года назад +21

      He's hisoka 😔✋

    • @xeiiuvaa4436
      @xeiiuvaa4436 4 года назад +4

      Why do ppl put (nobody: )

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад +3

      M

    • @killer_cat4203
      @killer_cat4203 4 года назад +7

      @@Luvleyserena *sigh* 😔 Time to go to the park😔😔

    • @Luvleyserena
      @Luvleyserena 4 года назад +7

      @@killer_cat4203 vhxjxhxbzjjdjxbdb I'm going with you

  • @Trek2m
    @Trek2m 4 года назад +209

    " Albert: *They dont feel pain, I tried* "
    "Plushies: You just dont understand..."
    2:17

    • @lobbertlob
      @lobbertlob 4 года назад

      @@whisptrz no?

    • @Medjedd.
      @Medjedd. 4 года назад

      @@whisptrz no

    • @Sonosoundd
      @Sonosoundd 4 года назад

      @@whisptrz no

    • @meek266
      @meek266 4 года назад

      @@whisptrz Why? Should we be scared? Why would you be scary with a name like “Bun Bun Jane“?

    • @acupofcoffee7545
      @acupofcoffee7545 4 года назад

      @@whisptrz no

  • @Angela-ub3ko
    @Angela-ub3ko 2 месяца назад +10

    0:14 bluds trying to gather merch

  • @phosphorplush
    @phosphorplush 4 года назад +339

    new news headline: “Florida man casually runs through the city throwing around a stroller full of plushies”

    • @shells7766
      @shells7766 4 года назад +4

      dont look at my playlists!

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 4 года назад +2

      WE WILL HACK ROBLOX

    • @FoxAnimations3
      @FoxAnimations3 4 года назад +16

      @@bunbungirls6555 Shut up, lmao.

    • @brandon025
      @brandon025 4 года назад +6

      @@bunbungirls6555 lol

    • @danatat5786
      @danatat5786 4 года назад +6

      @@bunbungirls6555 wow im soooo scared!

  • @Remytheratwaifu
    @Remytheratwaifu 4 года назад +141

    Albert: has child
    Also Albert: "You have forfeited your life privileges"

    • @hypertrollos4776
      @hypertrollos4776 4 года назад

      At least death is better than having soogun.

  • @xeanyyi
    @xeanyyi 3 года назад +243

    albert: "they dont feel pain at all!"
    mini albert: **screaming endlessly in the tire of albert's car**
    me: *hol up*

  • @AlejandraLopez-m3i
    @AlejandraLopez-m3i 6 месяцев назад +1

    Albert is the best dad 100 percent his children would be lucky to have him

  • @bxphomette07
    @bxphomette07 3 года назад +172

    “Mommy the crazy neighbor is on the roof again but this time he has toy baby in a stroller”

  • @dizzy6495
    @dizzy6495 4 года назад +580

    Everyone in the park: *sees albert*
    Them: *oh god he's at it again*

  • @cringetrain
    @cringetrain 3 года назад +496

    People in the park just staring at him be like: 👁️----👁️

    • @q._.p.
      @q._.p. 3 года назад +4

      YES

    • @pandaqueen1649
      @pandaqueen1649 3 года назад +3

      Yasssssss queeeenz

    • @theguywhoasked2352
      @theguywhoasked2352 3 года назад +5

      POV: the other store was out of hotdogs so you went to another store and you see someone talking about triplet plushies

    • @kam-dc9yt
      @kam-dc9yt 3 года назад +1

      Also there’s a person in the back one time- imagine hearing “man who am I gonna take care of now?”

    • @user-lv6hl7ml2r
      @user-lv6hl7ml2r 3 года назад

      @@theguywhoasked2352 "Albert you dead meat now take care the babies"

  • @Give_riggy_a_raiseN0W
    @Give_riggy_a_raiseN0W 10 дней назад +2

    4:01 "DONT CALL ME NEEDY" ahh sound effect

  • @vivvls
    @vivvls 4 года назад +167

    This is Albert’s way of convincing us he doesn’t want children lol-

  • @blueames3chapolo320
    @blueames3chapolo320 4 года назад +82

    “They don’t feel pain.” Look at the three on the right look at their expression. Then look at cletus he enjoys pain.

    • @blueames3chapolo320
      @blueames3chapolo320 4 года назад

      @Krystal Comkright 🤭 oh no....oh no oh no no no no no....

  • @Spiddeeter
    @Spiddeeter 4 года назад +126

    "Triplets?"
    Aesthetically does skateboard tricks on a baby carage.

  • @nornation2015
    @nornation2015 Месяц назад

    0:1 such a good dad definitely DIDDNT almost kill his baby on a bike or through it off the building or ditch his baby and replace it and accidentally ran over his new ones. So heartwarming can we appreciate how much love and respect Albert puts into parenting we love u and ur dead child Albert R.I.P. Alberta daughter with the name: " ihateuspoiledbratthatineverloved " R.I.P. man his last words were "DADA I WILL RUE Y-* dies cutely*

  • @lorannemuffs2365
    @lorannemuffs2365 3 года назад +161

    "This baby is lame, I need a new one."
    *-Albert 2020*

  • @miet9561
    @miet9561 4 года назад +137

    Imagine the people behind albert like "What is he doing?"

    • @Thinging
      @Thinging 4 года назад +3

      It’s Florida that’s normal

    • @mechagodzilla737
      @mechagodzilla737 4 года назад +2

      I saw one dude looking at Albert like wtf is this man doin

    • @redcat6269
      @redcat6269 4 года назад +1

      0_0

    • @jinolin9062
      @jinolin9062 4 года назад +1

      Thinging does Things you didn't have to do'em like that.

    • @elizaajredini1194
      @elizaajredini1194 4 года назад

      .

  • @Dodo-ss1uc
    @Dodo-ss1uc 4 года назад +81

    I love how Kirsten just calls Albert dead meat

  • @Jellyfish265
    @Jellyfish265 Год назад

    flamingo is the best!!❤❤ i miss ur old vids 😢

  • @wasdasdyasd849
    @wasdasdyasd849 4 года назад +166

    "margaret, the weird man is pushing around plushies in a stroller"
    "okay, get the gun honey"

  • @HELP-ec6nu
    @HELP-ec6nu 4 года назад +95

    Albert: *Runs around in a baby stroller filled with merch* The people around him: 👁👄👁

    • @kaminoyami5776
      @kaminoyami5776 4 года назад +5

      That was what i was thinking and he got some confidence when selling merch

    • @davidpassionino3431
      @davidpassionino3431 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @47thspy33
      @47thspy33 4 года назад +2

      I ruined the 69 likes without hesitation. Fear me you fools.

    • @florxiianquit9183
      @florxiianquit9183 4 года назад +1

      @@47thspy33 no, we are grateful. nobody wanted to have 69 with the comment. you are a savior, sir!

    • @47thspy33
      @47thspy33 4 года назад +1

      @@florxiianquit9183 what-

  • @purrfecticious6244
    @purrfecticious6244 4 года назад +140

    Flamingo: having fun with triplets in park. The other people at the park: 👁👄👁

  • @AddyGrace123
    @AddyGrace123 2 месяца назад +1

    His adds are the only ones I’ll watch instead of skipping them

  • @falloutayres2999
    @falloutayres2999 4 года назад +256

    I love how everyone is just staring at him like what is he doing

    • @Iexcon
      @Iexcon 4 года назад +18

      Its normal he lives in florida

    • @preetysehrawat2532
      @preetysehrawat2532 4 года назад +6

      Floridaaaa

    • @Iexcon
      @Iexcon 4 года назад +5

      @ً ً floringo

    • @amayaiszzzhere
      @amayaiszzzhere 4 года назад +4

      Classic Albert 😅

    • @gumbz6450
      @gumbz6450 4 года назад +4

      I’ve seen Albert in Florida

  • @BlackZHawk
    @BlackZHawk 4 года назад +204

    "They all don't feel pain, i've tried"
    That's sounds like albert alright.

  • @SolBlade4035
    @SolBlade4035 4 года назад +193

    The people watching Albert as he pushes the plushies down a hill in a stroller: 👁👄👁

    • @Jaefever777
      @Jaefever777 4 года назад +4

      @@whisptrz nah lol you fakes

    • @flame_skull_studios6474
      @flame_skull_studios6474 4 года назад +1

      @@whisptrz Ok write me a JavaScript command if your a real hacker

    • @LuisTorres-wn5vy
      @LuisTorres-wn5vy 4 года назад +1

      @Bun Bun Jane no u didn't the bun buns aren't real u just say that to scare people.

    • @ItsPunkinTime
      @ItsPunkinTime 4 года назад +1

      @@whisptrz ah.. your soooooo.. scary :/

    • @SolBlade4035
      @SolBlade4035 4 года назад +1

      @@whisptrz am I supposed to believe that?

  • @Squishy_Orange
    @Squishy_Orange 7 месяцев назад

    Albert honestly makes the best and entertaining videos for his merch lmao