A hatalmas szovjet fegyverarzenálból az Avtomat Kalashnikova volt a legjövedelmezőbb. Az 1947-es modell, ismertebb nevén az AK-47 azaz Kalasnyikov. Ez a legnépszerűbb támadó fegyver a világon, mindenki imádja. Kovácsolt acél és rétegelt lemez elegánsan egyszerű ötvözete. Nem törik, nem akadozik, és nem melegszik túl. Akkor is lehet vele lőni, ha sáros vagy homokos. Egy gyerek is képes használni, használják is. Az oroszok egy érmére. Mozambikba a lobogójukra tették föl a puskát. A hidegháború vége óta ez oroszok legkeresettebb import cikke. A vodka, a kaviár és az öngyilkos írók csak utána jönnek. Egy dolog biztos, az orosz autókért nem kígyózik a sor.
esik a hó, fingik a ló, seggen csúszik az igazgató! (snow is falling the horse is farting, the principal is sliding on ass) song version in my elementary school :D
yes, but his wife does not remember correctly. the correct version is: It's snowing and the horse is farting The principal is - on his a*s*s - sliding. He slid in to the office but, He got a spike in the butt Or something like that, i think it's close enough. :)
but please don't think this song is one you know the kids sing together in kindergarten and parents teach them😅😅 it's like the ones that small children think they're so funny and teach others secretly😂😂
@@juststeve5542 ooohh... would someone do us the honor of translating:. Those 2 dishes?? Desserts?? Pastries!!? My mind is going wild with delicious possiblities 😄😁🤓👏🤛✌️😊👍🥘🍲🍰🥮! THX-. !!! 😁😆👌
Yo Coco, hi from Hungary, Tom's pronunciation is spot on :) One thing to add, there is an alternative last line to the song: Seggen csúszik a télapó / Santa is sliding on his ass. Don't ask, yes, I know, we're weird :D :D :D
Mi úgy énekeltük, hogy "esik a hó, fingik a ló, seggen csúszik az igazgató, becsúszik az irodába, tüske ment a gyatyájába." vagy valami ilyesmi volt 20 éve.
The cost-to-benefit ratio of learning Hungarian is just WAY off. It‘s one of the most difficult languages to learn in the world, and basically nobody speaks it besides the 10 Million people living in Hungary. You also don‘t have any cross-over effect like you have when you learn a Latin language (e.g. it‘s easier to learn Spanish when you can already speak French), because the only language even vaguely related to Hungarian is Finnish, and even there you don‘t really have a lot of overlap.
@@debmate1 But you can do that with three words, you don't need to learn a whole language 😜 And yes, more often than not, the Palinka (or Unicum) will find YOU instead of the other way round 😆
OK, but can we talk about how beautiful the language is? All I hear is blah blah too hard not worth it, but for me, to study it was worth it, and I'm not even Hungarian.
Hungarian is a tough language to learn as a completely new language, if one is not familiar with agglutinative languages. Words can be long with many conjugations at the same time. It's practically an isolate language (belongs to fenni-ugric languages, together with Finnish, Estonian, Sami etc, but all those languages are quite distant to Hungarian with only a few cognates at best), so it's not likely there's going to be familiar looking words in the vocabulary either.
unless there's a historical connection with hungary, i'm not sure but for example some polish words are similar to hungarian (or vice versa), probably due to some shared history between these countries
Actually, a more popular version of that little song (often sung by schoolchildren) goes as: Esik a hó Fingik a ló Seggen csúszik az igazgató Which roughly translates as It's snowing The horses are farting And the principal is skidding on his ass
I'm Hungarian too, but when Tom quoted his wife saying "I want our son to be proud of his Hungarian roots", my reaction was the same as his: "whatever"
Hungarians are always excellent at forgetting their language and roots (except cuisine, thank god) when they move abroad. It's so interesting that Peruvian and Hungarian foods are both excellent but not recognized throughout the world.
About the hungarian 'song': originally is a liltle sarcastic rhyme , and the text is somewhat different."The shcool director sliding on his ass" is missing from his version..School students ridiculed the director of a shcool with it " Parents didn't teach it to their kids :) It probably was made in old times when there were a lot of snow during winter in the countryside and there were still sleighs on the roads.
In Germany we used to sing a song whilst walking in the forest which went ‘1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, left a poplar (tree), right a poplar, In the middle horse manure!’ Happy days.
Wtf? :D As a hungarian, I can tell, I never heard this version of that song. What we sang is Esik a hó Fingik a ló Seggen csúszik az igazgató Becsúszik az irodába Tüske megy a valagába. What is literally: It's snowing The horse farts The principal is slipping on his ass He slips into his office A thorn pierces his ass But this is NOT a lullaby, or a national something, that is a childish "joke" (the joke about it was the saying of bad words... how funny... har, har, har...) song, we used to sing when we were about 7-8.
my moms from a random village in south asia and taught me a language that only like 50k people speak and maybe 17 of them are in the huge country that is the USA. wish i was taught spanish instead but i get it
Yes, in his canal he has interviews in spanish, his mom appeared in some... He said his son is 3/4 white, but his mom is also white peruvian XD. He speaks a very decent spanish, accent of Lima.
It's pretty unique but the fact it's got relatives means it's not the most unique. Now a language like Basque, it's a language isolated, and they've no clue at all where it comes from (or even where it's people comes from). But I got to they're all beautiful languages, Hungarian, Finnish, Basque etc. It's just a shame they're so difficult to learn
Hungarian belongs to a group of Uralic languages along with Finnish and more than a dozen other languages. Anyways if you think Finnish and Hungarian are close: we’ll, I am a native Hungarian speaker and I don’t understand a single Finnish word. They sound similar but they are as far away from each other as English and Swahili are.
@@L3G4CYxSTL look I speak english, german, Slovak, Hungarian, little Russian and a funny but useful mix of Latin/Italian/Spanish/french. So I know that german and English are very close to each other. Hungarian and Finnish, not at all. It really is an English Swahili situation there. Example: English to German: Devil/teufel Hungarian to Finnish: ördög….. I have no idea how you say devil in Finnish (perkele? Satana?)
@@archiehickox6518 Damn two years and never saw this comment until now LOL You should be the one on stage telling jokes not Tom! But only if you’re half-Peruvian because I am haha
Why? the entire studio audience must have been Hungarian... and I guess I let the Irish ginger façade fool me, because (apparently) Conan is a Hungarian too.
I am the only family member born in the US, but all the Hungarian kids I knew from my parent's friends here in the US, knew this song. This and the Nokedli rhyme: Tudod mit? Fingok neked nokedlit. Some say it's szarok neked..but I learned it with the farts...
We have even more sick versions of this song in Hungary Here is what we sang in elementary: Esik a hó, fingik a ló seggen csúszik az igazgató, becsúszik az irodába gombos tű áll a valagába ( it is snowing, horses are taking farts, the principle is sliding in the snow on his butt he reaches his office and there are some preens in his butt) I have learned it from my classmates when I was 6
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"And my wife's Hungarian, which is fine." Hahaha
I am Gypsy typing from stolen phone and I Think this is halarious.
This is perfectly written. I can hear Tom just from reading this sentence
You said the g word in the RUclips comments
Hallalrious
Give my phone back
This comment restores my faith in humanity.
I'm hungarian, and I do not have time to watch this video, because I'm busy to selling weapons.
Ahahahahah XD
A hatalmas szovjet fegyverarzenálból az Avtomat Kalashnikova volt a legjövedelmezőbb. Az 1947-es modell, ismertebb nevén az AK-47 azaz Kalasnyikov. Ez a legnépszerűbb támadó fegyver a világon, mindenki imádja. Kovácsolt acél és rétegelt lemez elegánsan egyszerű ötvözete. Nem törik, nem akadozik, és nem melegszik túl. Akkor is lehet vele lőni, ha sáros vagy homokos. Egy gyerek is képes használni, használják is. Az oroszok egy érmére. Mozambikba a lobogójukra tették föl a puskát. A hidegháború vége óta ez oroszok legkeresettebb import cikke. A vodka, a kaviár és az öngyilkos írók csak utána jönnek. Egy dolog biztos, az orosz autókért nem kígyózik a sor.
nupagagyi
At least you’re honest about it.
How are the horses doing? I hear the little one has something going on with his food
Lol. Are you one of Trump's secret sons ??
I shared this with my Hungarian-American friend. She said, "There's also one about a cow I know."
please share!
hilarious
As a hungarian, It seems like when we can go abroad the first thing we teach to strangers are all the silly song and swearing we have. Dear God... xD
annnnnnnnd thank you!
esik a hó, fingik a ló, seggen csúszik az igazgató! (snow is falling the horse is farting, the principal is sliding on ass) song version in my elementary school :D
ambrosia1111 én is ugy emlékszem ! nem tudom honan szedték a csikó verziót
hahahahaha. someone else quoted that santa was sliding on his ass. but potayto potahto.
Has everyone forgotten the importance of sarcasm. This guy is hilarious
Well that’s the way Peruvians are
what is sarcasm
Anyone needs a few AK47? Ugyanitt bojler eladó!
atter87 If you had an “h” to the beginning of elado, that is what ice cream is called in Spanish.
nem lopott?
Over here. I'll meet you at the closed airport!
"Ive been speaking hungarian for like 27 years"
Only Tom's fans know what's up.
Tbh I can see Segal actually saying that lol
Lmao
Cricket be lookin' for you.
I totally imagine Segal saying that...
As a Hungarian I am proud of you Conan your Hungarian is pretty nice
im hungarian, and this is hilarious :D
Csumbi is that what the song really about? Sounds beautiful 😁
yes it is:D
yes, its a really accurate translation :D
yes, but his wife does not remember correctly. the correct version is:
It's snowing and the horse is farting
The principal is - on his a*s*s - sliding.
He slid in to the office but,
He got a spike in the butt
Or something like that, i think it's close enough. :)
but please don't think this song is one you know the kids sing together in kindergarten and parents teach them😅😅 it's like the ones that small children think they're so funny and teach others secretly😂😂
“My wife is Hungarian...which is fine”
I'm a simple Polish man.
I see Hungarians, I press like.
I am a simple hungarian woman and I do the same when I see polish.
I'm a simple Englishman who presses like on Polish and Hungarian as he thoroughly enjoys both countries, and has run out of Zubrowka and Palinka.
3 fine individuals.
@@juststeve5542 ooohh... would someone do us the honor of translating:. Those 2 dishes?? Desserts?? Pastries!!? My mind is going wild with delicious possiblities 😄😁🤓👏🤛✌️😊👍🥘🍲🍰🥮! THX-. !!! 😁😆👌
Zubrowka?? Palinka?!? Please translate 😄💌😁.. THX-. !!!!!
Suuuup Kaneeeeeeee!
Ray Lopez SUP D?!
AY YUH!
😂 “You” - “Naa”
what's your zimzer?
BIKES
Yo Coco, hi from Hungary, Tom's pronunciation is spot on :) One thing to add, there is an alternative last line to the song: Seggen csúszik a télapó / Santa is sliding on his ass.
Don't ask, yes, I know, we're weird :D :D :D
correct song this: "Seggen csúszik a télapó"
Jaj, mit írtam rosszul?
Mi úgy énekeltük, hogy "esik a hó, fingik a ló, seggen csúszik az igazgató, becsúszik az irodába, tüske ment a gyatyájába." vagy valami ilyesmi volt 20 éve.
Ez nem úgy van hogy "...seggen csúszik az igazgató"?!
lol, funny song.
I'm a simple Hungarian.
I see Hungarians, I press like.
lol... nazis did that too
The cost-to-benefit ratio of learning Hungarian is just WAY off. It‘s one of the most difficult languages to learn in the world, and basically nobody speaks it besides the 10 Million people living in Hungary. You also don‘t have any cross-over effect like you have when you learn a Latin language (e.g. it‘s easier to learn Spanish when you can already speak French), because the only language even vaguely related to Hungarian is Finnish, and even there you don‘t really have a lot of overlap.
BUT it's easier to request palinka if you know Hungarian (hahaha if you're at the right place, you won't need to request, they'll just offer)
@@debmate1 But you can do that with three words, you don't need to learn a whole language 😜 And yes, more often than not, the Palinka (or Unicum) will find YOU instead of the other way round 😆
OK, but can we talk about how beautiful the language is? All I hear is blah blah too hard not worth it, but for me, to study it was worth it, and I'm not even Hungarian.
Ok but how else are you supposed to curse at gypsies when on your Hungarian holiday?
Wow I did not know hungary was that small
Lol, I can attest to that being a real song. Love you Tom Segura!
As a Hungarian I can tell ya, Tom is good in Hungarian! :D
Hungarian is a tough language to learn as a completely new language, if one is not familiar with agglutinative languages. Words can be long with many conjugations at the same time. It's practically an isolate language (belongs to fenni-ugric languages, together with Finnish, Estonian, Sami etc, but all those languages are quite distant to Hungarian with only a few cognates at best), so it's not likely there's going to be familiar looking words in the vocabulary either.
unless there's a historical connection with hungary, i'm not sure but for example some polish words are similar to hungarian (or vice versa), probably due to some shared history between these countries
No one:
Tom Segura: I'm half Peruvian
Actually, a more popular version of that little song (often sung by schoolchildren) goes as:
Esik a hó
Fingik a ló
Seggen csúszik az igazgató
Which roughly translates as
It's snowing
The horses are farting
And the principal is skidding on his ass
lol, great one.
😄😄😄😄😄
Obsessed that he's literally just using bits from his special as conversation. Love you t bunz
I love Tom so much hes such a genuine person
Conans leg up on RUclips is gonna make him an even richer juggernaut in show business
Ha már itt vagyunk.
BOJLER ELADÓ!!!
Hungarians. Yes! We are different! Thank God!!!
I am so with him on the Asian baby thing
As a Hungarian identifier as I write this sentence, I can confirm that this translation is 100% accurate.
He's right about Asian babies. They are the cutest kids in the world. This is coming from a Puerto Rican man.
Chris black babies are cute too
Hi mommies. Ya'll also come here for some moose soup?
OH EM GEE
Anthony James is that Charlie?
I'm Hungarian too, but when Tom quoted his wife saying "I want our son to be proud of his Hungarian roots", my reaction was the same as his: "whatever"
Hungarians are always excellent at forgetting their language and roots (except cuisine, thank god) when they move abroad. It's so interesting that Peruvian and Hungarian foods are both excellent but not recognized throughout the world.
@@missustoad1 I find that pretty sad tbh
Can I buy arms from you?
first Peruvian Hungarian EVER!
We Americans are all having a good laugh over their ridiculous song yet every single one of us knows the words to Eeny Meeny Miny Moe 😂🤣
About the hungarian 'song': originally is a liltle sarcastic rhyme , and the text is somewhat different."The shcool director sliding on his ass" is missing from his version..School students ridiculed the director of a shcool with it " Parents didn't teach it to their kids :)
It probably was made in old times when there were a lot of snow during winter in the countryside and there were still sleighs on the roads.
YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD!
IS THAT CHARLIE?!
Ah man I love Tim Sugar.
Shoutout to everybody doin they thang and stuff like that. ✌️
Hey mommies 👋
Hi, Jean!
D Elias sup Kane!
Sup D
hey jeans
BIG words
Glassin' mommies on deck!
"Just glassin"
I love his lack of filter
I love Tom segura, he’s so funny :3
"their just different people" lmao
Asian babies are the cutest !
I love this guy
In Germany we used to sing a song whilst walking in the forest which went ‘1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, left a poplar (tree), right a poplar, In the middle horse manure!’ Happy days.
I am 1st generation Canadian-Hungarian: hello Magyarok! Love you all 🇭🇺❤️🤍💚
Got my jeans high and tight!
“Eshikk a hoe, finn geek a low..” 😅
Wtf? :D As a hungarian, I can tell, I never heard this version of that song. What we sang is
Esik a hó
Fingik a ló
Seggen csúszik az igazgató
Becsúszik az irodába
Tüske megy a valagába.
What is literally:
It's snowing
The horse farts
The principal is slipping on his ass
He slips into his office
A thorn pierces his ass
But this is NOT a lullaby, or a national something, that is a childish "joke" (the joke about it was the saying of bad words... how funny... har, har, har...) song, we used to sing when we were about 7-8.
"They're different" lol :)
I love andy laughing in the background
Just saw him in oakland last night lol he joked about asain babies lol. Hes awesome
Bojler eladó!
But Conan sung it so beautifully
Now THAT'S a good song
You guys are doing good!!! Come on down later for some moose soup!
Stay hydrated mommies!
It is a bit ironic when someone from USA calls hungarians armdealers. Here is one of the strictest gun law in Europe.
It's a joke, learn how to take it
That's why you need to smuggle them
Every Indian knows atleast 3 languages, English, Hindi and state language. I speak 5 languages: English, Hindi, Marathi,Kannada, Pategari.
I agree with him… asian mixed with anything is gorgeous
Anyone from Romania? I'm the north side, most of the people speak Hungarian
Got a gun, got a gun, got a terminator gun!
Hungarian is a beautiful language.
I'm not Hungarian and this is hilarious.
If ya go to Hungary, never bring up: The Treaty of Trianon.
Okay I had to pause it at the rohadt cigány (rotten gypsy part) because I almost died laughing.
Thanks jeans
Segura es el mejor!😎
Tom is awesome one of my fav comics
Tom Segura got mad jackets!
I agree, Asian babies are the cutest
The exchange rate.
When he says ok about his wife wanting his kid to learn Hungarian the google assistant gets set off on my phone
Even Wheat thanks for sharing
Asian babies are pretty adorable
Great segment. Segura is great.
Props for sneaking in "different"
my moms from a random village in south asia and taught me a language that only like 50k people speak and maybe 17 of them are in the huge country that is the USA. wish i was taught spanish instead but i get it
Dude he is my favorite comedian
I am a little hungarian gypsy horse and think this is verry funny
Tom knows how to turn Hungry into Hangry 😋
Hes half Peruvian??!! One of my best friends is Peruvian
Yes, in his canal he has interviews in spanish, his mom appeared in some... He said his son is 3/4 white, but his mom is also white peruvian XD. He speaks a very decent spanish, accent of Lima.
I too am raising a multilingual daughter...I'm teaching her English and Spanish and my husband is teaching her Pashto and Arabic.
Hungarian is one of the most unique languages. No other language besides Finnish is even close maybe Estonian.
It's pretty unique but the fact it's got relatives means it's not the most unique. Now a language like Basque, it's a language isolated, and they've no clue at all where it comes from (or even where it's people comes from).
But I got to they're all beautiful languages, Hungarian, Finnish, Basque etc. It's just a shame they're so difficult to learn
Hungarian belongs to a group of Uralic languages along with Finnish and more than a dozen other languages. Anyways if you think Finnish and Hungarian are close: we’ll, I am a native Hungarian speaker and I don’t understand a single Finnish word. They sound similar but they are as far away from each other as English and Swahili are.
@@Voodoo_Robot I’d say more like Modern English and classical German but I’d agree with your point.
@@L3G4CYxSTL look I speak english, german, Slovak, Hungarian, little Russian and a funny but useful mix of Latin/Italian/Spanish/french. So I know that german and English are very close to each other. Hungarian and Finnish, not at all. It really is an English Swahili situation there.
Example:
English to German: Devil/teufel
Hungarian to Finnish: ördög….. I have no idea how you say devil in Finnish (perkele? Satana?)
Didn't know Tom was half Peruvian cause I am as well haha
The reason you didn't know he was half Peruvian is because you are? Had you not been half Peruvian you'd have known he was?
@@archiehickox6518 Oh you.
Me too Louis!! What’s your other part?
@@archiehickox6518 Damn two years and never saw this comment until now LOL You should be the one on stage telling jokes not Tom! But only if you’re half-Peruvian because I am haha
@@2018-h4h Half Thai!
This man is too much LMAO!
This guy is hilarious! 😂
Literally every clip is part of gis netflix special lol
Been glassin all day
Tom Segura is God level comedy
Tom trolling Conan, so good
Keeping it high and tight!
That's dope he's Peruvian!
Only Hungarians will laugh at this! :'D
Why? the entire studio audience must have been Hungarian... and I guess I let the Irish ginger façade fool me, because (apparently) Conan is a Hungarian too.
I am the only family member born in the US, but all the Hungarian kids I knew from my parent's friends here in the US, knew this song. This and the Nokedli rhyme: Tudod mit? Fingok neked nokedlit. Some say it's szarok neked..but I learned it with the farts...
Well, I live in Hungary, and I've never heard this... shame on me. :(
0:17 I wonder what would have happened if had he used the word black instead of white.
We have even more sick versions of this song in Hungary
Here is what we sang in elementary: Esik a hó, fingik a ló seggen csúszik az igazgató, becsúszik az irodába gombos tű áll a valagába ( it is snowing, horses are taking farts, the principle is sliding in the snow on his butt he reaches his office and there are some preens in his butt)
I have learned it from my classmates when I was 6
The most beautiful people I know are from Hungary.
I'm different 😂😂😂