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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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    JAIL: A Tale of Two Strangers is a Roblox short film that takes place in Jailbreak. All dialogue is improvised. "K9" is a complete stranger with no knowledge of any recording taking place.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @unit2591
    @unit2591 4 года назад +5333

    This is actually the story of a mentally ill man having a severe breakdown and brutally killing his only friend.

  • @jax555
    @jax555 6 лет назад +11104

    he drives
    he drives
    but most importantly
    he drives

    • @keke-ql7qt
      @keke-ql7qt 5 лет назад +263

      legend has it that driving is still what he does

    • @Krosstic
      @Krosstic 5 лет назад +173

      He drives
      He drives
      But most importantly
      There’s a hundred streets in this city

    • @brunsmip
      @brunsmip 5 лет назад +74

      He also doesn't carry a gun

    • @asti5052
      @asti5052 5 лет назад +60

      I drive I drive
      I drive
      I drive insane

    • @ogcorpse8040
      @ogcorpse8040 5 лет назад +14

      You're not wrong

  • @hehe8138
    @hehe8138 5 лет назад +2303

    “I’m only going to say this once..”
    *repeats himself the entire video*

    • @guilhemz8899
      @guilhemz8899 5 лет назад +7

      What Is The Name Of He's Hat ?

    • @robloxexploiting5224
      @robloxexploiting5224 5 лет назад +14

      @Cubic Ralsei i drive

    • @nou3399
      @nou3399 5 лет назад +9

      @@robloxexploiting5224 i drive

    • @sarak3623
      @sarak3623 5 лет назад +8

      Lisa smiz i drive

    • @harwog3333
      @harwog3333 5 лет назад +3

      @@sarak3623 well I'm going to break this chain by saying that driving is what I do

  • @st2peed
    @st2peed 3 года назад +1560

    He's so good at driving that he has driven k9 insane

  • @squidtactular7413
    @squidtactular7413 4 года назад +2775

    That...was actually...
    The best fast & furious I’ve ever seen

    • @coffeeity3376
      @coffeeity3376 4 года назад +6

      .......

    • @DJBrie333
      @DJBrie333 4 года назад +5

      Ikr 🤣

    • @doodee7518
      @doodee7518 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @MF-fx2qu
      @MF-fx2qu 4 года назад +50

      Actually Ruben probably made this video after watching "Drive". This makes it more amazing.

    • @randomperson9873
      @randomperson9873 4 года назад +9

      Furious driver
      Baby driver+fast and furious

  • @melonman5576
    @melonman5576 4 года назад +1396

    This whole thing is a movie reference, the phrase that he says is from the movie Drive, lol, its actually really well put together though

    • @ravenseve1109
      @ravenseve1109 4 года назад +70

      I was looking for the drive comments. Weird nobody really mentioned it.

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 4 года назад +41

      @@ravenseve1109 probably cause nobodys seen it

    • @ongo7097
      @ongo7097 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I remember that movie

    • @MauricioJara
      @MauricioJara 4 года назад +27

      This is why it’s one of my favorite Ruben Sim video. Because it’s based on my favorite movie Drive

    • @lettuce7539
      @lettuce7539 4 года назад +3

      I know movie but I didn't watch it.

  • @RubenSim
    @RubenSim  6 лет назад +1436

    Send this video to the developers of Jailbreak and see if they'll share it.

  • @mekthedrawer814
    @mekthedrawer814 3 года назад +433

    The fact that this wasn't scripted and it still fantastic.

    • @commander69420
      @commander69420 2 года назад +7

      4:20

    • @Mroziukz
      @Mroziukz 2 года назад

      @@commander69420 ???

    • @qAnnzy._.
      @qAnnzy._. 2 года назад +2

      @@Mroziukz hehe 420 funni 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @lxvermusic660
      @lxvermusic660 Год назад

      @@commander69420(I’m late) how is that scripted?

    • @lxvermusic660
      @lxvermusic660 Год назад

      @@commander69420show proof on how it’s scripted
      the videos Ruben makes are never scripted

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 4 года назад +1378

    “I don’t carry a gun”
    3 minutes later *shooting a bacon*

  • @Stunder0319
    @Stunder0319 3 года назад +3512

    Ruben : "I want you to listen closely because I'm only gonna say this once."
    K9 : So that was a lie.

  • @phusedr6
    @phusedr6 6 лет назад +3241

    wow netflix is releasing some good shit i see

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 года назад +523

    2:42 That's the most badass movie moment I've ever seen on Roblox.

  • @insop6432
    @insop6432 6 лет назад +340

    Lmao, it's kinda weird how it's not scripted.

    • @LukeDino3269
      @LukeDino3269 5 лет назад +34

      i think he tried to do that movie a lot of times with other people,but the time that he tried with that guy was the real success.

    • @decrepitmanlet652
      @decrepitmanlet652 5 лет назад +6

      Lucas Aguillera nah pretty sure it was his first try and it became a success

    • @yeetus9515
      @yeetus9515 5 лет назад +2

      U lazy

    • @gneo5524
      @gneo5524 5 лет назад +2

      K9 got hacked

    • @AstralBlue4233
      @AstralBlue4233 5 лет назад +7

      Intion that’s what makes Rubens videos great

  • @hash1816
    @hash1816 3 года назад +1924

    Honestly, A masterpiece.

  • @jnpl02
    @jnpl02 6 лет назад +4236

    i think he drives

  • @karticus1139
    @karticus1139 3 года назад +1338

    The donut shop staff after being robbed for the 4th time in a row in a day:
    "There's a dozen donuts on the shelf
    You don't need to ask for a refund
    I won't stop you
    I won't protect the money
    I smile..."

    • @DEAD_DOG
      @DEAD_DOG 3 года назад +13

      Im dying lol

    • @cyberglitcher4659
      @cyberglitcher4659 3 года назад +40

      “Smiling is what I do.”

    • @Massck
      @Massck 3 года назад +17

      *_Į̷̌͌͘͝ ̷̢̡̖̰̰̦̩̦̙̜̮̗͚̽̆̎̓̏͂̅͊͛̍͂͋͜ͅj̶̟̠͚͈̙͓̻̲̻͗͆͐͆̾̆̈́̇́̂̅͠͝ų̴̢̨̛̫͈͎̘͔̼̳̩͎̮̊̈́̔̂́̎͒̈͊̓̔̍ͅͅs̵̢̧̧̱̱̺̟̪͕̩̎̀̒͜t̵̛͓̖̞̺͕̯̼̔̌͋͌͌͆̈̌̕ ̶̢̯͓̣̉̌͗́͊̓̀̈́̀͘̕ş̴̡͈̗̲̖̪̖͍̝̭̣̗̖̘̂̌̃̿ḿ̵̛̬̈́̄̀͌̆̈́̕î̶̡͎̭̲̞̥͙̠̙̏̍̎̓l̵̫̬̣̠̆̐̓̒̎ḛ̸̛̖̜͙̤͎̣̰̳̺̈́̈̐̾̈́̈́̔̐͋̚͝_*
      .

    • @scurie2179
      @scurie2179 3 года назад +4

      he got used to it

    • @whathehellisthis
      @whathehellisthis 2 года назад

      Funny theres noone in the donut shop

  • @macchiato245
    @macchiato245 6 лет назад +1498

    *did anybody see the part where he was driving*

  • @sardypartyhardy
    @sardypartyhardy 6 лет назад +1457

    ben simon was recently admitted to a mental institution after brutally murdering his former partner in crime whose alias was just recently released as K9. simon was reportedly witnessed speaking in a low, heavy voice to K9 before landing several heavy blows to his skull in the 7th block of Robloxia Prison. They were both sent there after being arrested for several accounts of armed robbery and assisted robbery. some fellow inmates stated that ben simon’s behavior had radically changed since the previous years that they both served time. the last thing heard by prison inmates and police officers from simon was “i just drive. you dont need to know the route. its what i do. i drive.”

  • @TheGamingGamerPig
    @TheGamingGamerPig 6 лет назад +1213

    Don't run, drive.

  • @thecorneroftheinternet4656
    @thecorneroftheinternet4656 3 года назад +182

    Prisoner "So how did you end up in jail?"
    Ruben: "I just drive."

  • @ClownDuck
    @ClownDuck 6 лет назад +854

    How did this go from a video about partners in crime to a horror film
    (Edit 8/14/18: jesus christ why does this have so many likes? Also, thanks for the heart Ruben, appreciate it ❤️)

    • @Dom_The_Otaku
      @Dom_The_Otaku 6 лет назад +4

      Pyneeapple ikr weird

    • @v6790
      @v6790 6 лет назад +2

      VenRomino ikr

    • @JosThatGuy
      @JosThatGuy 6 лет назад +13

      we don't go in with you we don't carry a gun we just drive

    • @suuri.mp4
      @suuri.mp4 6 лет назад

      MAGIC

    • @8-bitato
      @8-bitato 4 года назад +1

      It was horror all along

  • @sptesnazgru9313
    @sptesnazgru9313 3 года назад +2544

    I love this, it feels more like a documentary than just a film about a man who goes crazy after him and his friend were arrested and it leads to the friends' death due to it, the main character has mental issues that he cannot control as well as outbursts, one of which causes him to murder K9 which K9 and the account Ruben was on would suffer horrible fates, Ruben being permanently deleted and K9 being hacked

  • @linkbro4374
    @linkbro4374 4 года назад +1215

    "I drive jon, it's what i do."

  • @TheBoioHimself
    @TheBoioHimself 3 года назад +162

    I'm glad I found this gem. The movie Drive has to be one of, if not my favorite movie ever. I just like the reference. :)

    • @mallyphase
      @mallyphase 3 года назад +4

      Then you'd enjoy Hotline Miami, it's a game inspired by Drive

    • @TheBoioHimself
      @TheBoioHimself 3 года назад +4

      @@mallyphase I have 200 hours on the sequel, and have done quite a few attempted speedruns on the first. Its my favorite game series I've ever played.

    • @placeintheworldfadesaway5800
      @placeintheworldfadesaway5800 2 года назад

      @@mallyphase Hotline Miami is a masterpiece mindfuck of a game.

  • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
    @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 4 года назад +2468

    Put in prison for shoplifting. Did this for 3 times now. Looking at a really long time. He knew he was in for a ride. There was no hope for him now.
    One time the power went out. Didn't know how but all the guards panicked. He seized the opportunity. Picked the lock, and he slipped through the main gates. Prison was going bersek because a guard discovered him gone. Running, he just saw a man. A man with a car. No questions asked he hopped in. They drove away into the night.
    What a robbing spree. They were perfect partners in crime. With his skills he could rob a bank better than a baby cries. The man would always wait for him in his car. Always. Not a word came out of his lips except for I just drive.
    "You're a good guy." He says. The man just reponds with "driving is what I do." They sped down the streets and robbed 2 banks that night. It was a huge sum. The man didn't ask for any, in fact all he said was "I just drive. Driving is what I do." He said "ok." The man again said "Driving is what I do"
    After robbing another bank, they again disappeared into the highway. He said "Well you're really good at it."
    The man replied. "Driving is what I do" He flew down the asphalt, going so fast that one might think it was a flash of light.
    It was on that fately day. They went to rob a big bank. Everything was perfectly planned out, well by him at least. The man took care of only one thing - driving. Alas, it was not sucessful. The police happened to be camping near the vault, and when he entered they instantly leaped on him. Dashing up the stair way wounded with a gunshot in his leg, he had no choice but to jump off the roof with his parachute. Not a word did the man utter, he just stared as he glided down from the roof into a policemans handcuffs waiting for him. "Ur under arrest for helping a convict" A policeman cuffed him. Still not a word.
    Sent back to the same prison. In the hall he said to the man "Well, looks like we got a arrested. it's been a great time but we're goners for sure" The man replied "I just drive. Driving is what I do" He was getting creeped out. "Why do you keep saying that? Im just going to go to the cafeteria for food." The man responded "I just drive." He instantly shuddered and made for the cafeteria at once. To his utmost horror, the man followed him.
    "Driving is what I do"
    "I just drive"
    "Driving is what I do"
    "I just drive"
    He ran. The man gave chase. Pushed him to a corner. Landed a fist on him. The man punched. He punched again. He punched and beat and kicked and pummeled him so badly. The man threw several more fists. But they were hard punches. Blood everywhere, a smashed nose, broken wrist, eyeball punched into skull, every single teeth broken. He continued beating him over and over without any mercy and in the end, whispered "I just drive" The man then drove a fist into his skull, plummeting his knuckles into his brain and causing him to vomit blood and die on the spot.

  • @penguinfan4221
    @penguinfan4221 4 года назад +862

    Bad news, it appears K9 has been hacked and potentially turned into a bot, sad

    • @wolfsyncc
      @wolfsyncc 4 года назад +40

      oh no we must save him

    • @Versuffe
      @Versuffe 4 года назад +33

      Penguin Fan wait, what?? He got hack. ):

    • @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX
      @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX 4 года назад +45

      we must steal the account fom him back that woud hopefully work bc bots i think often dont have 2 step verification but if he uses a pogram to save passwords tha tare liek 20 digits long this is sadly not gona work

    • @Uncommom
      @Uncommom 4 года назад +55

      WE SHOULD DRIVE TO SAVE HIM

    • @Candy-sm5yl
      @Candy-sm5yl 4 года назад +66

      he put his account details in some sketchy website or a email he was sent by a fake roblox admin probably, sad to see robloxes failure to properly secure their website as an IP ban is all they need to get rid of the scammers main account and the thousands of bots.

  • @prfidcord7785
    @prfidcord7785 5 лет назад +691

    "I don't carry a gun."
    5:54
    *Shows gun to police*

  • @DoKieee
    @DoKieee 3 года назад +65

    "the numbers ruben, what do they mean"
    Ruben: miles per hour

    • @ninesalive
      @ninesalive Год назад

      the jail in jailbreak is actually vorkuta

  • @disnutz8164
    @disnutz8164 5 лет назад +331

    “I drive”
    Translated: *I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL*

    • @Candy-sm5yl
      @Candy-sm5yl 5 лет назад +6

      There are 100 streets in this city translation: DUDE THAT MAN GOT A DOZEN DONUTS M8 SOTP YHR CAR RN

    • @Arthurmorgan73665
      @Arthurmorgan73665 4 года назад +1

      OK mm
      Ty

    • @boomix3700
      @boomix3700 4 года назад +1

      I was the hundredth like.

    • @Nova-pb3sq
      @Nova-pb3sq 4 года назад +1

      U guys so funny

    • @doodee7518
      @doodee7518 4 года назад +1

      We just drive

  • @cookiemunchers89
    @cookiemunchers89 6 лет назад +432

    He thrive, he is alive, but most importantly... I drive..

  • @CARL-sd7gd
    @CARL-sd7gd 5 лет назад +395

    I watch
    There is hundreds of youtubers
    No need to choose
    I don't carry a paypal
    I just watch...

  • @altx1
    @altx1 3 года назад +103

    Took me 3 years to realise this is literally the movie 'Drive' in roblox lmao

    • @MrXleb-zb8cl
      @MrXleb-zb8cl 3 года назад

      lol

    • @everythingandanything9676
      @everythingandanything9676 3 года назад

      Uhh you mean baby driver right?

    • @altx1
      @altx1 3 года назад +3

      @@everythingandanything9676 nope, I mean Drive. The one with Ryan Gosling yknow??

    • @drylotion4056
      @drylotion4056 3 года назад +1

      Isnt hotline miami inspired by drive?

    • @altx1
      @altx1 3 года назад +5

      @@drylotion4056 hell yeah it is! One of my favourite games actually, lol

  • @ursawuna
    @ursawuna 6 лет назад +313

    My Uber has arrived

  • @-irumean-3919
    @-irumean-3919 4 года назад +415

    Everybody gangsta until the dude said
    “Your a good getaway driver”

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 4 года назад +5

      Kerokerokeroppi “you a good guy”

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 4 года назад +4

      *h e j u s t d r i v e s*

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 4 года назад +2

      Addie Bailey D R I V I N G I S W H A T H E D O E S

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 года назад +827

    i used 6 minutes of my time calculating how much money they got in total.
    their total is: $11,350

    • @crustaceanfrustration1610
      @crustaceanfrustration1610 4 года назад +101

      For robbing banks, jewelry stores, gas stations, and donut shops, that’s pretty damn low. I bet if you made a single bank job you could probably get 30k at least, In real life standards. But then again, it’s jailbreak. Either grind till you hate it or pay with some robux

    • @AWP_Luka_H
      @AWP_Luka_H 4 года назад +35

      @@crustaceanfrustration1610 yeah pay 10k robux for FUCKING 40K MONEY

    • @kabeam5643
      @kabeam5643 4 года назад +8

      @@crustaceanfrustration1610 You get 3k for the most, definitely not 30k, it costs a ton of robux to even get 25k

    • @crustaceanfrustration1610
      @crustaceanfrustration1610 4 года назад +11

      I think you guys didn’t get the point. If you where to rob a bank in real life, you would get more than 3k. I didn’t say your getting 30k in jailbreak, I said you would get 30k if you robbed a bank in real life.

    • @deloreandude4636
      @deloreandude4636 4 года назад +4

      @@crustaceanfrustration1610 Lol, i know realiza how gta is very similar

  • @terrurist813
    @terrurist813 3 года назад +52

    years later and this is still a masterpiece

  • @CDHyena
    @CDHyena 6 лет назад +489

    God this could honestly be the plot to a horror/crime movie

    • @thejoeman4774
      @thejoeman4774 6 лет назад +24

      Dark devil Demon its in theme of a mo e called Drive

    • @megafan523
      @megafan523 6 лет назад +31

      Watch Drive.

    • @yelkhan2002
      @yelkhan2002 6 лет назад +34

      this whole video is a reference to the movie "drive"
      all the quotes in the video are the main character's but he just says them like 1-3 times throughout the whole movie

    • @ryukoprop
      @ryukoprop 6 лет назад +6

      This is the plot of a movie. A damn near perfect one too. Drive (2011)

    • @skull4332
      @skull4332 5 лет назад +1

      Baby driver, look it up

  • @Nuahsyk
    @Nuahsyk 6 лет назад +203

    There are 100 streets in this city, you don't need to know the route, I don't go in, I don't carry a gun, I just drive.

    • @helptime6519
      @helptime6519 5 лет назад

      KIPPER _f0x *car starts* *drives out* nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn vroooooooooom vrooooom I drive boi

    • @totallynotbread5953
      @totallynotbread5953 5 лет назад +1

      truly inspiring words

  • @Colderbadge2099
    @Colderbadge2099 4 года назад +341

    I feel like this is a horror Documentary.

  • @nicei6958
    @nicei6958 2 года назад +38

    This type of content is so fucking timelessness. No matter how many times i watch it, it's so enjoyable seeing how the editing, humor, and story put together in a small video. I'm somewhat sad that there's not much of this type of content anywhere on RUclips, but i really appreciate how much effort you put onto these videos when you could have just made lower quality type of content. Thank you

  • @sevilensarumaha2748
    @sevilensarumaha2748 6 лет назад +246

    At a job interview:
    What is your name?
    I drive
    When were you born?
    I drive
    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
    I drive

    • @The1of1000
      @The1of1000 6 лет назад +27

      “You’re hired”

    • @teazy9836
      @teazy9836 6 лет назад +6

      N/A N/A Driving is what I do

    • @gupyet
      @gupyet 4 месяца назад

      i see myself replying to this comment

  • @caelin4174
    @caelin4174 3 года назад +272

    I saw this before watching 'drive' so I got all the references as I went along, it's also a great entertaining movie

    • @MikeTitle
      @MikeTitle 3 года назад +12

      If you liked drive watch only god forgives you won't regret it

    • @banesrb
      @banesrb 3 года назад +5

      That movie is fucking remarkable

  • @Zigmmaaaaarrssss
    @Zigmmaaaaarrssss 6 лет назад +167

    Damn. I think theres a new scp. SCP-IDRIVE, Class - Keter, Also Deadly.
    DESC: He knows all the streets, he drives good.

    • @hunk-909
      @hunk-909 5 лет назад +1

      Thaumiel***

    • @rocklobster420
      @rocklobster420 5 лет назад +5

      More like Apollyon

    • @circularsprojects
      @circularsprojects 5 лет назад +1

      and omni card clearance

    • @alexdark8150
      @alexdark8150 5 лет назад +1

      You'd need to be an 05 member just to HEAR about this SCP, also if your wondering the only class that can access this SCP, {REDACTED} which there are only {REDACTED} in existence, one of which is handled by {REDACTED} and {REDACTED}

    • @proximab9028
      @proximab9028 5 лет назад +1

      Pfft more like XK

  • @miagua8640
    @miagua8640 3 года назад +32

    I swear to god this man’s transitions are made to give people seziures

  • @Flodgelric
    @Flodgelric 4 года назад +542

    The sad thing is that this has better production quality then an actual movie

    • @No-ul6ge
      @No-ul6ge 4 года назад +5

      💀💀

    • @mrlolas5114
      @mrlolas5114 4 года назад +31

      Tfw the lego game is more entertaining than most movies

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 4 года назад

      what was the actual movie?

    • @mrlolas5114
      @mrlolas5114 4 года назад +4

      @@breadstick8623 it just said it had better quality than a movie; there is no original movie
      R o o b got some of the quoted from "Drive" tho

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 4 года назад +3

      weeb elitist
      oh, I read it wrong
      I thought they said “then the actually movie”
      anyways thanks

  • @andrewkalos1156
    @andrewkalos1156 4 года назад +526

    Interviewer: So tell me why you are fit for a taxi driver?
    Ruben: I drive
    Interviewer: Your hired!

    • @exiledfromlives
      @exiledfromlives 4 года назад +3

      It’s you’re, not your, btw stop hitting me with these hate bombs nerds

    • @orestas1016
      @orestas1016 4 года назад +2

      @@exiledfromlives man stfu this is the RUclips comments don't expect everybody to be fking authors

    • @arkuai
      @arkuai 4 года назад +1

      Driving is what I do.

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 4 года назад +1

      @@arkuai Driving is what I think of you

    • @ShonaDudley
      @ShonaDudley 4 года назад +1

      @@exiledfromlives you're means you are, and your just means your, why the fuck does everyone like you want us to say you are all the time? its easier to just say your

  • @finareverseosmosis5994
    @finareverseosmosis5994 6 лет назад +149

    Don't Crawl.
    Don't Walk.
    Don't Sprint.
    Don't Run.
    Just Drive

  • @AlineTamaraOliveiraSilvoni
    @AlineTamaraOliveiraSilvoni 3 года назад +25

    "i dont cary a gun, i drive" - Ruben Sim
    "i dont cary a gun, i drive" - Drive (2011)

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 4 года назад +979

    I feel like Ruben’s gonna start murdering Roblox Mods and before leading them to their deaths, he says the fateful words;
    *”I’ll drive.”*

    • @noprox1322
      @noprox1322 4 года назад +2

      Dang

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 4 года назад +15

      more like *"I'll drive you to hell"*

    • @sladepadilla9108
      @sladepadilla9108 4 года назад +28

      "driving is what i do" says ruben as he drives a knife into david baszucki's stomach

    • @cal927
      @cal927 4 года назад +3

      Slade Padilla My god-

    • @got_moo8953
      @got_moo8953 4 года назад +4

      Spade Padilla holy shit

  • @nahnah6485
    @nahnah6485 5 лет назад +769

    Mom: Billy why do you keep wetting the bed?
    Billy: I'm afraid the driving man is going to come after me

    • @What-oc8nz
      @What-oc8nz 5 лет назад +33

      He wont he will just drive

    • @henry_5763
      @henry_5763 4 года назад +5

      He drive

    • @rifter4680
      @rifter4680 4 года назад +3

      Mom: you better be billy.... You better be

    • @WackyrDrago
      @WackyrDrago 4 года назад +1

      @@rifter4680 *mom becomes boy mom*

    • @tatolefty7667
      @tatolefty7667 4 года назад +1

      Billie hes going to drive over u

  • @monkee948
    @monkee948 4 года назад +349

    "There's a Hundred streets in the city,
    You don't need to know the route,
    I don't go in,
    I don't carry a gun,
    I DRIVE"
    That is my favorite line ever

  • @Big_Al4344
    @Big_Al4344 2 года назад +7

    Even though this video is old it's still a masterpiece. And rubin's monotone TTS voice makes the opening scene even more badass.

  • @reapy965
    @reapy965 4 года назад +501

    this was made 3 years ago and I still love it

  • @screeniemanboi5504
    @screeniemanboi5504 4 года назад +153

    Heres the gist of the story or from my perspective that I understand this video. The driver which I'll call Ruben is a getaway driver for k9. He goes clinically insane by all the driving he does. When he gets arrested he breaks and says that he only drives and starts to kill k9. Anytime you would mention driving to Ruben he gets a flashback to a time that may be scarred him a while back ago to the point where his mind only thinks driving.
    Anyway, this is all just theory great video

    • @hiramortega5289
      @hiramortega5289 4 года назад +2

      *I* *D* *R* *I* *V* *E*

    • @hiramortega5289
      @hiramortega5289 4 года назад

      @ScreenieManBoi what mental illness does he have?

    • @screeniemanboi5504
      @screeniemanboi5504 4 года назад +4

      @@hiramortega5289 i didn't say mental illness just something that happened in his past

    • @commentcat8927
      @commentcat8927 4 года назад

      Just a theory a game theory

    • @hiramortega5289
      @hiramortega5289 4 года назад

      @@screeniemanboi5504 no he just drives

  • @trees5182
    @trees5182 5 лет назад +2438

    *Audio_Log_14*
    Interviewer: Begin interview.
    A few several recording clicks from the background are heard
    The interviewer sighs as he folds his documents and reads them
    Interviewer: Mr. [DATA EXPUNGED]. How is your day?
    The inmate hesitates before speaking.
    Inmate: G-Good...
    Interviewer: You were an inmate at Robloxia Prison, correct?
    Inmate: Yes, a few years ago I-
    The inmate is stopped by the interviewer and he proceeds with the next question.
    Interviewer: 4 years ago, about a year before you were released, do you remember anything strange happening at all?
    The inmate pauses
    Inmate: No sir.
    The interviewer takes note.
    Interviewer: Do you remember the failed attempted prison break on tuesday, April 7th?
    The inmate is seen to be intensively anxious in response to this question
    Interviewer: Two inmates were arrested a day before that for several accounts of armed robbery and murder. Both PoweringImagination, the driver, and "K9" were brought to Robloxia Prison to serve time. Do remember these two inmates?
    The inmate repeatedly looks around as if paranoid someone is watching him. He finally looks back at the interviewer.
    Inmate: Please...
    The interviewer takes notes speaks
    Interviewer: The day the riot occured, hours before it, Reuben deliberately attacked K9 for unknown reasons. He broke several bones and teared through K9's flesh, supposedly with his bare hands. Camera evidence shows that you were there, what do you remember.?
    The inmate now looks terrified.
    Inmate: Reuben was acting really strange that day. Hell, there wasn't a single minute he was not stating that he "drove."
    The interviewer gains interest, writing it down
    Interviewer: Elaborate.
    Inmate: Yeah... Most of the time his only response was "I just drive.", "Driving is what I do.", or even "I don't go in, I don't carry a gun, I just drive". I don't know.. But it got worse... He followed K9 non-stop for numerous minutes fricking chanting that shit... K9 was trying to avoid him... And...
    The inmate looks down, sobbing
    Inmate: He was backed into a corner, nowhere to go... And I was there! Ben started punching, repeating "I drive". He ripped him apart..! He was covered in blood as he looked at me with these... Demonic eyes.. I-
    The inmate calms down, continuing
    Inmate: That's when two gaurds came over and started beating him from head to toe with police sticks... He was dragged to solitary confinement and all other prisoners, including me were evacuated from the area it happened in.
    The interviewer finished writing and looks up from his documents.
    Interviewer: Now.. What about the riot with 23 casualties that happened later.
    Inmate: We were in the cafeteria when it happened. The announcement speakers turned on. We heard low, heavy breathing followed by "I drive." before it turned off. A minute later, behind cafeteria doors, screaming was heard. We saw through the cafeteria door window... People running for their lives, blood splatter against the window, blurring our view to what was happening. Multiple gunshots were heard before the screaming stopped minutes later.
    The inmate sighs.
    Interviewer: What did you see as you left the cafeteria? Did you see anything?
    Inmate: Jesus man... The walls were spray painted red as bodies littered the floor. Multiple people were dead and sliced up like cuisine art. The body trail of both gaurds and inmates lead to the prison entrance which was open and graffited with bloody hand marks. Me and other prisoners ran out, using that time to escape. We ran, as I cought a glimpse of someone soaked in blood getting into a car down the road. We were later found by armed guards and helicopters and were rounded up back into the prison. Powering wasn't there nor was he one of the bodies.
    The interviewer finished writing his last bit before asking his last question
    Interviewer: And... Do you believe PoweringImagination was the one who escaped and got into the car as you described?
    The inmate leans over the table getting close to the interviewer, whispering
    The interviewer writes whatever he said down.
    Interviewer: Very well... Thank you for your time Mr. [DATA EXPUNGED]. You may go.
    The inmate gets up and leaves the room as the interview ends.

    • @parkmeadow
      @parkmeadow 5 лет назад +173

      Yes.

    • @ineeddiscord9721
      @ineeddiscord9721 5 лет назад +198

      the absolute mad lad

    • @Zero-jj2qw
      @Zero-jj2qw 5 лет назад +144

      I copied this just to keep and remember, if you created this you're awesome XD You just made a SCP Entry on a not scp video.

    • @trees5182
      @trees5182 5 лет назад +39

      Thanks.

    • @Zero-jj2qw
      @Zero-jj2qw 5 лет назад +20

      @@trees5182 :)

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 3 года назад +22

    "I don't carry a gun."
    Twenty seconds later: *shoots a bacon and robs a jewelry store*

  • @Raketmannen
    @Raketmannen 5 лет назад +915

    SCP-[REDACTED]
    Class: Euclid
    Description:
    Constantly needs to drive, otherwise it slowly degrades over time
    Feeds only off of gas stations slushies and Dozen-pack donuts. Somehow it can tell when the food and drink aren't produced in a Gas station or Donut Factory.
    Speaks only in the same 5-8 quotes, stating that he drives, that is the thing he does.

    • @FROZENHIKER
      @FROZENHIKER 5 лет назад +8

      XD

    • @user-se9wk2ui4y
      @user-se9wk2ui4y 5 лет назад +12

      this should be an actual scp

    • @spagettitree175
      @spagettitree175 5 лет назад +2

      @Isaac Ilaria if he gets angry its can make containtment at everywhere so dangerious some bibbles says this scp is bringer of anything bad he is the reason of black plague after scientis invented car they stopped him /-UNTIL HIS-\ /- GASOLINE ENDS-\

    • @thokko691
      @thokko691 5 лет назад

      He doesn't meet the qualifications to be an SCP. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @user-se9wk2ui4y
      @user-se9wk2ui4y 5 лет назад

      @@spagettitree175 isnt there already an scp that started the plague and stuff. also that wouldn't make any sense anyway because all he does is drive.

  • @sinizter5439
    @sinizter5439 4 года назад +317

    ''I dont carry a gun''
    After some minutes when being caught by police: Pulls out a gun.

    • @theawesomekid174
      @theawesomekid174 4 года назад +9

      There’s a hundred streets in this city..
      You don’t need to know the route..
      I don’t go in..
      I don’t carry a gun....
      I drive...

    • @GreetyBoy
      @GreetyBoy 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @user-nf2es5xv5w
      @user-nf2es5xv5w 3 года назад

      That guy was unusually fast, he maybe was hacking.

    • @AGwest1
      @AGwest1 3 года назад

      @@user-nf2es5xv5w No, it was a glitch with the package he was wearing, but I think it's been patched now. Basically when using the snowman body and crawling, you go forwards on a road and it speeds you up a ton

    • @goodgenes0
      @goodgenes0 3 года назад +2

      @@AGwest1 honestly pretty scummy

  • @MarcoAdventures
    @MarcoAdventures 4 года назад +600

    -There are a hundred streets in this city...
    -You don't need to know the route.
    -I don't go in with you, I don't carry a gun.
    - *I drive*
    Why do those lines sound inspiring to me?

    • @heyimlithuanian1003
      @heyimlithuanian1003 4 года назад +8

      I drive.

    • @niutus5685
      @niutus5685 4 года назад +19

      to me this sounds like some monster in a horror movie

    • @bluacid6797
      @bluacid6797 4 года назад +40

      They are quotes from the movie drive

    • @archangel932
      @archangel932 4 года назад

      @@niutus5685 same

    • @dang0s804
      @dang0s804 3 года назад +1

      @@niutus5685 well technically yes, you need to see the movie to understand

  • @asianpengi680
    @asianpengi680 3 года назад +24

    Fast and Furious been real quiet ever since this dropped.

  • @bingo.6587
    @bingo.6587 6 лет назад +424

    so, what do you actually do?

  • @thenormallamborghini6566
    @thenormallamborghini6566 4 года назад +268

    "I don't go in with you"
    "I don't carry a gun"
    "I just drive*
    "There are a 100 streets in this city"
    "You don't need to know the route"
    "I just drive"

  • @Onyx0
    @Onyx0 4 года назад +864

    "GetCampedOnNerd" was banned.
    "K9" was hacked
    R.I.P those two strangers...
    Edit: this is my most liked comment on RUclipss!!1!1 tanks!!1+1

  • @stillnaib
    @stillnaib 3 года назад +17

    Ruben: i just drive
    K9: *you remind me of the movie baby driver*

  • @darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385
    @darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385 4 года назад +177

    this is the last sighting of this entity, anymore sightings should be reported to the scp foundation immediately, do not approach him, if he approaches you than you cannot be saved because he drives, he just drives

  • @feedmealot8170
    @feedmealot8170 3 года назад +101

    This is the sad story of a man who was a getaway driver slowly going insane with every passing second getting more insane finally braking and killing his only friend

    • @dang0s804
      @dang0s804 3 года назад +3

      That's pretty much the plot of the movie its based on

    • @boot2root317
      @boot2root317 3 года назад

      Alright.

  • @lavander_xz
    @lavander_xz 4 года назад +577

    My friend: lets go to mcdonalds
    Me: *i drive*
    *creepy music starts playing*

    • @treesap9789
      @treesap9789 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like you had a minor stroke when you said creepy, McDonald’s, and starts.

    • @lavander_xz
      @lavander_xz 4 года назад +1

      Yeah i guess so

    • @papabasar
      @papabasar 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, because the driver is drunk.

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 4 года назад

      @@treesap9789 likely autocorrect

    • @FUCKDTruckLovrr
      @FUCKDTruckLovrr 4 года назад

      Happy meal

  • @torpuido4398
    @torpuido4398 11 месяцев назад +7

    ruben sim is so ahead of his time

  • @chongism
    @chongism 4 года назад +235

    “i drive”
    -roobensims
    *careful, hes a hero*

    • @PracticalNeuron
      @PracticalNeuron 4 года назад

      *criminal

    • @louterrodelas1683
      @louterrodelas1683 4 года назад

      AndK9 may be the first victim to the drive man
      of its the movie called Drive 2011

  • @tnac2329
    @tnac2329 6 лет назад +477

    "i dont carry a gun"
    1:18

  • @parkobot660
    @parkobot660 5 лет назад +212

    I found this in my recommended after watching people having seizures.

    • @Jigga0812
      @Jigga0812 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @Dan-ih6ns
      @Dan-ih6ns 4 года назад +16

      What
      the
      fuck

    • @anderto4
      @anderto4 4 года назад +8

      He drive

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 4 года назад +4

      @@anderto4 capitalism doesn't work, you are my lord, I shall consume you and go to heaven with Karl Marx. I am a hypocrite

    • @cajun4455
      @cajun4455 4 года назад +1

      the overmind have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth Pelagius the wise... thought not it is not a story a Jedi would tell you

  • @Ver11111
    @Ver11111 3 года назад +7

    I love this video, it's one of his editing masterpieces and it's so rewatchable.

  • @rayhan5247
    @rayhan5247 5 лет назад +542

    SCP-3107
    He drives.

  • @starimyth1462
    @starimyth1462 5 лет назад +168

    SCP-4689 "The Driver"

    • @MyLifewX
      @MyLifewX 4 года назад

      Oh god

    • @boredbazile2626
      @boredbazile2626 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @TheLavaLamp9
      @TheLavaLamp9 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking this could be an SCP too.
      Scp fandom unite!

    • @pogo4048
      @pogo4048 4 года назад +1

      Class:Keter

    • @cal927
      @cal927 4 года назад

      This needs to be a Scp.

  • @kacper-nc1bn
    @kacper-nc1bn 4 года назад +152

    This is really good. I hope he makes more of these kind of short films.

  • @Goated876
    @Goated876 Год назад +6

    Can't believe I didn't realize the movie reference is this video

  • @murder0usintent
    @murder0usintent 5 лет назад +200

    *I Don't Carry a Gun*
    30 Seconds later
    1:18 SHOOTING

  • @danielg4352
    @danielg4352 6 лет назад +224

    do another to the theme of baby driver

    • @karlthejarl2819
      @karlthejarl2819 6 лет назад +5

      Dan G ITA NOT BABY DRIVER ITS DRIVE YOU UNCULTURED FUCKING 2017 SHEVWIN MSCHMUCKBABA DI LABA

    • @danielg4352
      @danielg4352 6 лет назад +15

      WokeBloke you must have misunderstood- I'm suggesting he do another one of these but do it to the theme of Baby Driver.

    • @nahom5130
      @nahom5130 6 лет назад

      yea lol lmao

    • @desty5238
      @desty5238 6 лет назад

      WokeBloke Did you even see the movie or is this a joke!?

    • @wingman4489
      @wingman4489 6 лет назад

      Triten Dest a joke

  • @naomidoesart
    @naomidoesart 5 лет назад +889

    Hey guys I have a theory... I know this might sound insane...but...
    *i think he d r i v e s*

  • @mochawooof
    @mochawooof 3 года назад +20

    Ruben Sim doesn't create videos.
    He creates cinematic masterpieces.

  • @waterincorporated
    @waterincorporated 6 лет назад +92

    I would pay good money for them to play this in a cinema

  • @CatsNCapes
    @CatsNCapes 6 лет назад +37

    Netflix: JAIL
    An odd getaway driver turns on. K when they both get arrested, resulting in K's death.

  • @NyaniKore
    @NyaniKore 4 года назад +97

    1:07 dont mind me, just a replay button for personal use

    • @NyaniKore
      @NyaniKore 4 года назад

      @@Feldrin8008 idk

    • @aether0625
      @aether0625 4 года назад +11

      @@Feldrin8008 sebastian - motor

    • @GreetyBoy
      @GreetyBoy 3 года назад +3

      Well I do mind because this is useful

    • @hgfhfghfghfg755
      @hgfhfghfghfg755 3 года назад

      @@aether0625 Thank You

  • @h4ed
    @h4ed 8 месяцев назад +5

    Ruben is literally Ryan Gosling

  • @playofjustx4293
    @playofjustx4293 5 лет назад +65

    8:11
    - You're a good guy
    OOF
    /next frame we see a smiling diriver/

  • @asiangamerchairs
    @asiangamerchairs 5 лет назад +160

    There are a million officers in this city.
    You don’t need to know the details.
    I always carry any weapon.
    I fight.
    Fighting is what I do.
    I hate drivers.

    • @malaebeaumont5697
      @malaebeaumont5697 4 года назад +1

      Justin Nguyen that would be a great movie lol

    • @SolyLunaRGatos
      @SolyLunaRGatos 4 года назад

      Justin Nguyen the battle between 2 expert criminals.

    • @MyLifewX
      @MyLifewX 4 года назад

      Frog king the team up of the 2 greatest criminals

    • @nuclearblast896
      @nuclearblast896 4 года назад

      driving is what I do.

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 6 лет назад +63

    They should honestly partner up with you for a trailer for the game or something, because the editing on this video is spot on

    • @Rickey1
      @Rickey1 6 лет назад +3

      Because I can really see 1:14 - 1:32 as being a trailer with a few tweaks

    • @krongleneko9704
      @krongleneko9704 6 лет назад +6

      Roblox would probably remove jailbreak and ip ban its creators for associating with him at all

    • @randomperson9689
      @randomperson9689 5 лет назад

      @@krongleneko9704 oh hey it's Nobeldragon

    • @peterprobably
      @peterprobably 5 лет назад

      Planet dolan :P

  • @kate-xx1is
    @kate-xx1is 2 года назад +5

    a real human bean

  • @934strawberryfields
    @934strawberryfields 5 лет назад +113

    this has a weird hotline miami vibe to it
    Hotline Miami 3: I drive.

  • @okgunner1400
    @okgunner1400 4 года назад +369

    "i drive"
    "driving is what i do"
    "ill drive"
    "i just drive"
    im crying rn :(

    • @hiramortega5289
      @hiramortega5289 4 года назад

      OkGunner why

    • @game_player1345
      @game_player1345 4 года назад +6

      @@hiramortega5289 is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a joke! and it just went over your head.

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +7

      @@game_player1345 there was no joke dumbass, sit back down

    • @LudicrousChris
      @LudicrousChris 4 года назад +6

      @@LL-tr5et
      There was a joke dumbass, get back up.

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +2

      @@LudicrousChris there could have been a joke dumbass, jog on the spot

  • @3ran_
    @3ran_ 4 года назад +111

    Me: How often you drive?
    Ruben sim: *I drive*

  • @KrisLatvian
    @KrisLatvian 10 месяцев назад +5

    Damn, i only now get that it's from movie "Drive", because of that meme "I drive" i remembered this video.

  • @Cloudeusz
    @Cloudeusz 5 лет назад +102

    Baby: ah, ah
    Man: honey come in here he’s about to say his first words
    Baby: ah...I drive

  • @salthal
    @salthal 6 лет назад +1364

    I don’t ask for likes
    *I drive*

    • @liltirepump529
      @liltirepump529 6 лет назад +4

      Sum Turf oof

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees 5 лет назад +7

      I would like it, but it’s at 420

    • @3amixes
      @3amixes 5 лет назад

      ok

    • @scrawn9721
      @scrawn9721 5 лет назад +1

      I think the getaway driver took this guy hostage and forces him to type that stuff his name is "Please Help" .. i drive

    • @theresearcherofart
      @theresearcherofart 5 лет назад +2

      *ok you drive, ill rive*

  • @oat-mel
    @oat-mel 5 лет назад +29

    Person in the taxi: So you got a family?
    Driver: I just drive

    • @guilhemz8899
      @guilhemz8899 5 лет назад

      What Is The Name Of He's Hat ?

  • @arduy6471
    @arduy6471 3 года назад +18

    "Your uber will arrive in 5 minutes"
    Ruben⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (1 review)

    • @Mr.BreadLord
      @Mr.BreadLord 3 года назад +1

      it's k9 who make the review

    • @skylorzz6507
      @skylorzz6507 2 года назад +1

      “Got me to my location real fast. Was an aggressive guy though.”

  • @tomdios2433
    @tomdios2433 5 лет назад +47

    Keep Calm
    And
    Just Drive

  • @Juicar
    @Juicar 6 лет назад +29

    Carved on gravestone: i just drive

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm 4 года назад +61

    “Hey honey can you get the milk?”
    *I drive*

  • @core6871
    @core6871 5 лет назад +162

    Literally no body:
    Ruben:
    *I drive.*